general

[polar python]

get the shower carplay

[upbeat parcel]

owners can bypass automod

[half compass]

but i never use that

[muted shuttle]

I got my Sony xav-ax6000 from there.

[half compass]

showers are disgusting

[muted shuttle]

GIR

[upbeat parcel]

oh

[velvet imp]

i wonder what showering sounds like

[polar python]

rjb moderator ahh statement

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

[half compass]

water is toxic for you

its a solvent

that means its dissolving you

[upbeat parcel]

rjb member ahh statement

[gilded rapids]

Air is toxic for you

Oxygen theory

[muted shuttle]

When will it dissolve me

I’ve showered every day for years and I haven’t dissolved

[velvet imp]

literally true lol

[chilly bear]

@lusty briar https://girlcockx.com/ihavebread_/status/2036080691553673712

Bread 🍞 (@IHaveBread_)

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girlcockx · Mar 23, 2026, 2:00 PM

[gilded rapids]

Fr fr

[polar python]

@ yuri dealer girlcockx.com

[tepid ermine]

#jailbreak

[chilly bear]

yes

[gusty gulch]

it's not a big deal

[polar python]

@desert cairn It's back. The block cleared while we were running locally. Nebula's server is working now.

[muted shuttle]

Very big deal when ur car disappears

[velvet imp]

1 truth 1 lie

[half compass]

woah like the subatomic particle?

[muted shuttle]

The lie is I haven’t dissolved

[tepid ermine]

y’all check #jailbreak

[muted shuttle]

:(

I have in fact dissolved

[velvet imp]

nooooo

[polar python]

@desert cairn Down again. That one successful hit was enough to re-trigger the block. This IP is getting flagged almost immediately — the cooldown window is very short.

[upbeat parcel]

@muted shuttle it tells me cheapest is $189.99 🥀

[muted shuttle]

For a carplay head unit?

[upbeat parcel]

android auto but yes

[muted shuttle]

Close enough

[upbeat parcel]

meanwhile i can go to walmart and get a $100 HU

[prisma tundra]

ig apple polishing liquid glass so much its glowing at ios27

[upbeat parcel]

ligma glass

[empty vale]

Is the wwdc26 poster supposed to mean anything

[velvet imp]

apple arg

[ornate latch]

bro

that is very clearly a slur

why do you think 4chan says it all the time

in fact, they created it

[velvet imp]

what is a slur

indian?

[gilded rapids]

I’m not white so anything you say I can consider a slur

[half compass]

no

[ornate latch]

i'm not gonna say it

obviously

[gilded rapids]

stop calling me a slur

don’t say “no”

[half compass]

it's a slur for indians

[upbeat parcel]

ngl i'll just keep using a bluetooth adapter and phone mount lmfao

[coarse ginkgo]

shower ?

[half compass]

cracker....

[velvet imp]

wait is the word that starts with p

[ornate latch]

what do you think

[half compass]

yes

[coral fog]

yes

im surprised its not filtered here

that and the j word for it

[half compass]

wtf is the j word

[chilly bear]

jew

[coarse ginkgo]

job

[ornate latch]

the k word for jews wasn't either

[coral fog]

remove the pa

[velvet imp]

is that not just like an indian name or

[half compass]

oh

[chilly bear]

kosher

[half compass]

according to wikipedia it's an imitation

[coral fog]

saar

[velvet imp]

oh i just searched it up

yikes

[tribal dune]

softies

[velvet imp]

did NOT know abt this

[ornate latch]

it originated from 4chan mocking open defecation in india

[ornate latch]

tell rick that

[half compass]

you're kind of a moron if you say anything that can even remotely be considered a slur in here

[tepid ermine]

mmmm

[gilded rapids]

Oh god he found general

[half compass]

think before you type literally

[gilded rapids]

Whitename go away

[coarse ginkgo]

mods ?

[tepid ermine]

why

[coarse ginkgo]

mocking whitenames is against the rules

[half compass]

yea

[gilded rapids]

@warm tapir he’s here

[velvet imp]

o

[half compass]

it's rule 34

go look it up

[coarse ginkgo]

good lord theres penice

[tepid ermine]

🫩

[chilly bear]

rule 34 of what

[half compass]

i forgot where this comes from

[chilly bear]

why are there 34 or more rules

[tepid ermine]

the server duh

[chilly bear]

only 14

[coarse ginkgo]

"this cats name is gay porn, look him up on google"

[muted shuttle]

i will be googling this shortly

[half compass]

i remember now

😭

[tepid ermine]

why did i search that

[tepid ermine]

holy reference

[velvet imp]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-bigfootjinx-jinx-jinx-the-cat-cat-gif-26400467

@muted shuttle

[desert cairn]

Ok go

[half compass]

Then where's the cat named boys kissing

[desert cairn]

Idk

[chilly bear]

what is this?

[desert cairn]

Thanks

[desert cairn]

Thanks

[muted shuttle]

Good lord theres tities

[velvet imp]

send

[half compass]

@muted shuttle THERE'S GIRLS KISSING

[coarse ginkgo]

    'm5_comp': {
        'GLOBAL_LAYOUT_VARIANTE': 0x01,
        'AG_MPA_MSP_VIEW': 0x03,
        'ALPINA_ENABLE': 0x00,
        'LOGO_SCHRIFTZUG': 0x23,         
        'M_VARIANTE': 0x01,
        'HMI_WELCOME_GOODBYE': 0x03,
        'DZM_VARIANTE': 0x05,              
        'CB_DREHZAHL_M_ANSICHT': 0x01,
        'HUD_SPORTANSICHT': 0x01,
        'HUD_SPORT_SHIFTLIGHTS': 0x01,
        'HUD_SPORT_GEAR': 0x01,
        'HUD_SPORT_RPM': 0x01,
        '_gauge': 'gauge_msport',
    },
``` @teal bramble

[split nimbus]

    'm5_comp': {
        'GLOBAL_LAYOUT_VARIANTE': 0x01,
        'AG_MPA_MSP_VIEW': 0x03,
        'ALPINA_ENABLE': 0x00,
        'LOGO_SCHRIFTZUG': 0x23,         
        'M_VARIANTE': 0x01,
        'HMI_WELCOME_GOODBYE': 0x03,
        'DZM_VARIANTE': 0x05,              
        'CB_DREHZAHL_M_ANSICHT': 0x01,
        'HUD_SPORTANSICHT': 0x01,
        'HUD_SPORT_SHIFTLIGHTS': 0x01,
        'HUD_SPORT_GEAR': 0x01,
        'HUD_SPORT_RPM': 0x01,
        '_gauge': 'gauge_msport',
    },
``` @teal bramble

[polar python]

Nebula's server is on Cloudflare/datacenter infra that Google has flagged.

[half compass]

may a kidney stone end up in your urethra

[coarse ginkgo]

done

wait no fuck that was a regular stone

[ornate latch]

he'd probably enjoy it

[coarse ginkgo]

youd know better

[ornate latch]

clearly

[desert cairn]

Claude learns about reverse proxies

[lusty briar]

i agree

[coarse ginkgo]

gorn

[thick tapir]

yk ur cooked when 140mph doesnt feel fast anymore 😭😭😔

[tepid ermine]

what

[coarse ginkgo]

its not

[thick tapir]

fr

[uncut hawk]

mr and miss elon musk billionaire wifi ovr here

[coarse ginkgo]

[thick tapir]

lfg im double employed now 😔

not bad tho js 2 20 hour jobs a week

[gilded rapids]

ngl I might buy this for my shower 😭

[violet snow]

I was thinking when dopamine gets updated to the latest iOS 16 eol, since trollstore got patched that means it kinda isn’t semi untethered and since I can’t set a passcode and jailbreak using sidestore isn’t an option, the other sideloading options require a laptop so what benefit would it actually be

[versed sun]

Ip65 isn’t even waterproof

[gilded rapids]

idk bro I just want a lamp for my shower

[versed sun]

Phone flashlight

[gilded rapids]

That’s not the same vibes

[versed sun]

Yellow tape

[gilded rapids]

.

[versed sun]

Then it will match the lamp colors

[feral plank]

Yall is there a tweak that bypasses "sign in to iTunes store" without actally signing in to it (iOS 12.5.6)

[ruby copper]

A creeper stole him

[tepid ermine]

yo i thought someone gonna crash or something

[rich dune]

*an enderman

[rotund glade]

Oh No..................................

[exotic jewel]

is ios 27 going to be announced in wwdc 26? really?

allat effort for consistency

[thick tapir]

that is correct

[main timber]

my iphone 11 gonna go crazy 🔥

cuz like it will be supported

right

right?

[untold helm]

its going to spend the majority of its life in 2027

think of it like the fifa or just dance games for example

[muted shuttle]

wtf go get him back

:(

[jolly wadi]

Guys is there any way to get my phone ecid without a pc

Se1 13.4

[alpine spoke]

should I buy a random Nintendo Wii off of FBM for $10 that comes with 2 wii remotes and 2 gamecube controllers

[muted shuttle]

One gamecube controller for $10 with a wii, 2 wii remotes, and another gamecube controller for free

Good deal

[compact cobalt]

I feel like iOS 27 might be the least hyped released in recent years

[alpine spoke]

I can’t tell what the big black thing in the bag is

[raven pine]

june 8th?? why the hurry its not even april

[coral fog]

it feels like there's nothing more to expect anymore tbh

[compact cobalt]

yeah

[terse dome]

i want the wii controller gun attachment

[half compass]

@everyone

[thick tapir]

or motor vehicles???

[muted shuttle]

i have like two of those

[thick tapir]

or christmas

[compact cobalt]

like even going back to iOS 17, which was a really minor release, people were talking about it at this point of the year

[main timber]

why are u questioning this ofc yes

[terse dome]

gimme

[muted shuttle]

Nah

[raven pine]

almost tagged mods 😔

[muted shuttle]

Im sad rn. My macbook is delayed.

[alpine spoke]

alright I will buy it immediatly not even going to question if it works or not

[half compass]

LMAOOO

[alpine spoke]

if 1 controller works that is good

[raven pine]

maxine are we doing apple execs this year

[main timber]

u can resell that for like x5 profit

[raven pine]

It looks so convincing

[muted shuttle]

Yeah i dont see why not

[main timber]

if everything works

[raven pine]

thanks for the info

[compact cobalt]

vote to kick : @muted shuttle
F1 : ✅ F2 : ❌

F1

[coral fog]

F2

[main timber]

F1

[muted shuttle]

wtf

what did i do

:(

[unique breach]

hi guys so i just bought a 16pro second-handed, battery health is 92% and the ios version is 26.1. idk if i should update to the latest 26.3.1a, like will it be smoother and all but most importantly the battery life

[vocal plinth]

F1

F1

[unique breach]

any suggestions 🙂 thx

[vocal plinth]

F1

F1

[compact cobalt]

Vote passed!
User @muted shuttle has been banned.

[vocal plinth]

F1

Thank god

[half compass]

kick her irl or from the server

[compact cobalt]

bro is literally comitting election fraud

[main timber]

thats a 3:2 vote not enough F1 votes didnt go through

[muted shuttle]

❌

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-donald-trump-thumbs-up-good-yes-gif-13303990716584415679

[compact cobalt]

idgaf

[compact cobalt]

Jesus has returned ❤️

[half compass]

why is the guy on the right hitting the

[compact cobalt]

trump kirk yaoi wen

[half compass]

there’s no way it doesn’t exist already

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith

[velvet zenith]

When are y out getting a girlfriend

[muted shuttle]

When are y out getting a girlfriend

[terse dome]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz3lSKgz4q8 holy crap he's back

[untold helm]

some foregin exchange student just asked someone if i was gay

[terse dome]

@vital knoll

[gloomy onyx]

hello lovely peeps, I was wondering if anyone had insight on the best way to update to 18.7.6 from 17.7? if that is possible, i’m currently on a 15 pro.

[untold helm]

you cannot sadly

[rich dune]

no way 😭
alive internet theory

[untold helm]

would like to add that 18.7.6 is only for iphone xr/xs and the ipad 7

[gloomy onyx]

if I may ask, why is it subjected to those?

[thick tapir]

and what did you say

[untold helm]

those devices are considered EOL (end of life) and cannot get ios 26

[untold helm]

they didnt ask me

[gloomy onyx]

thanks mate

[severe venture]

i have a question

i have a ipad mini 2

on ios 9

[thick tapir]

and what did they say

[untold helm]

idk

[severe venture]

i know how to jailbreak

[untold helm]

cool

[severe venture]

is there any way

[untold helm]

yeah

[severe venture]

i can change ios version to atlest 14

[gloomy onyx]

well are you gay?

[severe venture]

atleast

any way

[untold helm]

the mini 2 can get to ios 12

[severe venture]

fine.

how do i do it?

[untold helm]

if your jailbroken i would save blobs first

[severe venture]

wha

[untold helm]

so you can downgrade if you ever need it

[severe venture]

ohhh

ok ok

then how do i upgrade

[untold helm]

software upgrade in settings

[untold helm]

!t blobsfaq

[fervent dove]

Hey @severe venture, have a look at this!

blobsfaq

What's a blob?
They're like golden tickets, but instead a digital signature made by Apple that was saved at the time when the signing window was open. If you possess one (or many), keep them safe.

How do they work?
They can be used in a program called futurerestore to restore to a firmware in which the SEP/Baseband is compatible. To check SEP/Baseband compatibility, check /tag sepbb.

Make sure to not use misleading sites. Stick to reputable sites like ios.cfw.guide and AppleDB.

Regardless of SEP/Baseband compatibility, any/all blobs should be saved for future downgrading abilities.

Can I use other people’s blobs?
No. Blobs are a file containing a special key specifically for that one device to allow downgrading to a specific firmware. Due to the way they work, only Apple can create them for your own device.

Can I save them now?
It depends. Blobs can be saved at any time while they are signed, and it is crucial to save them when Apple releases new firmware, because they can only be saved for versions that are currently signed. There is one exception to this: if you are jailbroken and Apple has unsigned the version you're currently on, you may save onboard blobs for that version. If you are not jailbroken you cannot save blobs for an unsigned version.

Added by eric#1997 | Used 1,865 times · Dec 21, 2020, 11:20 PM

[desert cairn]

When are you

[desert cairn]

When are you getting a boyfriend or whatever

[muted shuttle]

Ummmm

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[desert cairn]

Yeah that's what I thought

[untold helm]

i will hopefully get a nerdy emo twink be4 maxine

[desert cairn]

You probably will

[untold helm]

thx

[desert cairn]

I'll get a girlfriend before Maxine gets a botfriend

[severe venture]

but when i check for updates theres no updates left

[muted shuttle]

A what

[molten crag]

a what?

[desert cairn]

Ok sorry

Auto correct fail

[untold helm]

are you sure this is a mini 2

[untold helm]

botfriend

[severe venture]

one second

yes im aure

[ruby copper]

@desert cairn Are you employed already

[severe venture]

sure

[molten crag]

they may just have a mini 1

[severe venture]

i dont

[compact cobalt]

I hate brokies so much 💔

[molten crag]

reply ping was a bit unnecessary but alright

[compact cobalt]

why

[compact cobalt]

not

[untold helm]

do you have a otablocker

or are you on a metered network

[severe venture]

????

i do NOT understand a word you just said

[rich dune]

https://x.com/tsoding/status/2036058645016805585

Тsфdiиg (@tsoding)

You don't write code by hands because you use AI. I don't write code by hands because I type with my dick. We are not the same.

X · Mar 23, 2026, 12:33 PM

[untold helm]

none of the works i said were in the bible

[severe venture]

im not christian

doesnt matter

can i do it

[compact cobalt]

this is true

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith They left the iPad on in shipping

Lmfao

[untold helm]

im not either, i was making a joke

[ruby copper]

Did it arrive

[desert cairn]

Yes it's in mint condition

[untold helm]

check for anything that might block checking for updates

[compact cobalt]

the most annoying thing is when the thinkpad keyboard beeps when you're typing like that

[severe venture]

such as?

[desert cairn]

Oh my serial

Womp

[thick tapir]

BULLY in 3 days

[untold helm]

Device management profiles (mdm)

[desert cairn]

$485

[desert cairn]

It's not gonna release

[severe venture]

any way i can share images

[thick tapir]

the vinyls and cds are already pressed tho

[severe venture]

what channel

[velvet zenith]

once covid is over i'll get a girlfriend and go to the gym

[desert cairn]

Yeah

[velvet zenith]

Lol

[thick tapir]

i really want bully on cd should i do it 😭

[untold helm]

piracy

[desert cairn]

how the fuck u put an ipad in dfu

[untold helm]

idk you manage palera1n to a extent

[desert cairn]

dude its been like 3 years since i left the team

[velvet zenith]

finger

[desert cairn]

idiot

is there no way to bypass it

i just want dfu bro i dont remember how to manually time it

[fervent dove]

dfu

DFU (Device Firmware Upgrade) mode is a mode which allows a device in any condition to be restored to a fresh version of iOS (not to be confused with Recovery Mode). This can also be used to jailbreak using checkra1n and palera1n!

For how to restore in DFU mode, see /tag dfurestore

Added by eric#1997 | Used 1,641 times · Dec 21, 2020, 11:21 PM

[velvet zenith]

Here you go

[desert cairn]

that hasnt worked since a11

[velvet zenith]

Ok

Why are you dfu

Why don't you just do it normal through finder

[desert cairn]

is recovery the same restore

[velvet zenith]

idk

There's no malware on it bro

[sour canyon]

palera1n doesn't work on your device, you can't jailbreak, sorry

[untold helm]

ex-palera1n member doesnt know how to put a idevice into dfu

[desert cairn]

thanks

[thick tapir]

actually fuck it i might buy one of the merch bundles for funsies cuz i have money to spend

[desert cairn]

dude u have to like time an irecovery -c "reset" perfectly since a11

whatever im restoring in recovery

same shit

[severe venture]

dawg

[thick tapir]

or is it gay to buy a vinyl w/o a player

[half compass]

actual skill issue

[severe venture]

im gonna go and do more research

to see if i can update

[untold helm]

doesnt matter cuz ur alr gay

[untold helm]

you can go up to 12.5.8 if this is actually a ipad mini 2

[severe venture]

cause i am not getting any option to do a software update

[severe venture]

it is

[untold helm]

your stuck on ios 9 if this is a ipad 2 or ipad mini 1

[thick tapir]

im just not going to comment on any further accusations 😔😮‍💨

[untold helm]

send a picture of the settings app, censor the serial

[severe venture]

how can i send images

[untold helm]

#jailbreak

[severe venture]

alr

[untold helm]

dw youll get out of the closet at some point

[fast eagle]

fortnite feet

[ruby copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1484715399722565794/togif.gif

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

??

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Cooking food rn

[ruby copper]

Maxine are you a cooked Muffin

[muted shuttle]

No i am a cooked

Ummmm

Im cooked

[fast eagle]

im chopped

[ruby copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1283117002055221271/1344843380357861428/attachment-1.gif

[fast eagle]

cooked

and unc

[split nimbus]

wtf jailbreak Minecraft????

[severe venture]

#jailbreak message

[muted shuttle]

no stibby this is my own world

sorrgy...

[severe venture]

here

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle @split nimbus I need an update suppressor for Mc 1.21.11 that works on paper

[velvet zenith]

Playing alone

[ruby copper]

for reasons

[velvet zenith]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[severe venture]

patched

[split nimbus]

WOW 🤩

[muted shuttle]

Yeah this game has single player for a reason

[muted shuttle]

A what

[velvet zenith]

Ok

Bet you have keep inventory on

Pussy

[muted shuttle]

Nope

[severe venture]

im good at minecraft

[muted shuttle]

Its survival in hard mode

It was in hardcore and then i died and really didnt want to lose the world

[ruby copper]

Ts Maxine mf cheated hardcore yesterday

Yes

[velvet zenith]

not hardcore

[muted shuttle]

So i just

[velvet zenith]

Loser

[muted shuttle]

Put my level.dat into a random website and set it to survival

And locked it to hard difficulty

[ruby copper]

Bro

[compact cobalt]

oh i made a massive schlong in my minecraft server

[ruby copper]

You know u can just open to lan

[velvet zenith]

Yeah buddy you've never used mcedit in your life

[ruby copper]

And /gamenode survival

[compact cobalt]

before i made the twin towers of cocks, now i just have a massive 60 block wide cock building

[muted shuttle]

I did open to lan and /gamemode survival but i didnt know if it would break anything

[ruby copper]

Why would it break anything

[muted shuttle]

Idk

Cause it knows im weird

[severe venture]

im good at pvp

[ruby copper]

I'm not

[severe venture]

im great actually

[muted shuttle]

mineek we gotta 1v1 skywars

[ruby copper]

I'll win easily

[muted shuttle]

uh huh

sure...

[ruby copper]

Mf you've only been playing Minecraft since last year

Newgen

[muted shuttle]

Ok and

So what

Acting like i cant be better

[ashen basin]

noob

[muted shuttle]

So are you gonna 1v1 me or not

Sounds like you dont wanna 1v1... Pussy...

[severe venture]

its been 8 years ive played

[gilded rapids]

I bought it

[severe venture]

can i get a answer tho

[gilded rapids]

Consumerism 😭

[ruby copper]

What's ur question

[ashen basin]

bro bought a shower lamp

[gilded rapids]

I take like 30 mins showers

[low mortar]

applying for wwdc tickets knowing i wont go either way

[ashen basin]

ok yes but why do you need a lamp

[gilded rapids]

For the ambient lighting

[ashen basin]

lol

[gilded rapids]

idk I’m extra

[severe venture]

i have a ipad mini 2 stuck on ios 9.3.5 which i want to upgrade to any version possible

[gilded rapids]

I bought a new shower head too

[ashen basin]

see thats valid

[muted shuttle]

it's not an iPad mini 2

It's an iPad mini 1

[severe venture]

check jailbreak channel

it is

[muted shuttle]

It's an iPad mini 1

[severe venture]

wow

[coarse ginkgo]

get filtered L

[ruby copper]

@severe venture you can use carbon to jb it if it's a iPad mini 1 https://carbon.sep.lol

[severe venture]

no r word

[ruby copper]

Which is mineekware

So it's cool

[severe venture]

????

[severe venture]

really?

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[coarse ginkgo]

depends

[untold helm]

Yes

[severe venture]

how

[muted shuttle]

Check the model number

[ashen basin]

lol

[untold helm]

Look at the model name

MF432LL/A is a gray mini 1 Wi-Fi 16gb

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle have u used carbon already

[coarse ginkgo]

nah

[muted shuttle]

I tried it on my wii and it didnt work

Said unsupported

[severe venture]

sad

why sax

sad

[molten crag]

very much sad

[severe venture]

not sad

[thick tapir]

how tf does 55 dollars become 72

[untold helm]

Ok cybersecurity expert

[ruby copper]

@severe venture use carbon to jb it and just do some shit with a jb you can make it look a lot more modern or idk other stuff

[untold helm]

Tax and shipping

[split nimbus]

https://x.com/autismcapital/status/2036137396736348456

Autism Capital 🧩 (@AutismCapital)

🚨NEW: Tim Apple announces Apple to put ads in Apple Maps

X · Mar 23, 2026, 5:45 PM

[severe venture]

??

[thick tapir]

no ways shipping a shirt is 12 dollars

[severe venture]

i want it to be able to download yt

[split nimbus]

@spark gale #announcements

[ashen basin]

do ads not already exist in apple maps?????

[thick tapir]

especially not on whatever shipping service they are using

[severe venture]

so i can watch my mechanical engineering in peace

can it

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle Capital

[untold helm]

Capitalism

Wtf was even the job

@muted shuttle has beaten your record btw

(No job)

[split nimbus]

maxine has a job,

[gilded rapids]

@ashen basin thoughts?

[split nimbus]

u have a criminal record

[compact cobalt]

being a discord mod is not a job

[untold helm]

iPad in a plastic bag

[severe venture]

omg

[thick tapir]

i love supporting billionaires by buying their music and merch just to make not even a percent of a percent of a percent of the money they make

[ashen basin]

hell nah

[untold helm]

Criminal accusation of being a hacker

[severe venture]

i feel very lost

[untold helm]

@half raft Kali or Ubuntu

[ashen basin]

I’m ngl I thought it already did this 💀

[untold helm]

?????

[severe venture]

so my ipad mini 1 cannot get much higher than 9.3.5 can it

[untold helm]

Nope

[severe venture]

what if i make it

[untold helm]

Did Larry kill your family

[untold helm]

You won’t

[severe venture]

i hate apple

can i make it android

i love android

[untold helm]

Brother it’s a mini tablet from 14 years ago

[severe venture]

:(

[remote sage]

so just came across a iphone 15 in ecycle and i also have a 8 plus from my old ecycle finds, are they breakable into or just worth as a display showcase

[ashen basin]

uhhhhh

okay

[severe venture]

i still want to use it tho

[molten crag]

it ain't like android where silly things are readily available to unofficially upgrade the device to a newer OS

[untold helm]

There should be tweaks to get like YouTube working again

[gilded rapids]

How is the iPad mini 1 still useable for you

a5 chip runs so bad on anything past ios 8

[severe venture]

im a simple creature

i build computer

and i like cars

and engineering

[ashen basin]

jailbreak nostalgia gets mfs past every crunch

[severe venture]

software wise

[untold helm]

@distant fog

[molten crag]

i mean there's also the option to downgrade it to ios 8.4.1 + dualbooting ios 6.x

[gilded rapids]

u can get like an iPad mini 6 for like $150 off marketplace idk

[severe venture]

what is the point of downgrading

[ashen basin]

why is this guy talking about some shitty made up story about a dude named larry

[untold helm]

On my way! Sending this to the station

[severe venture]

i pirate minecraft

fitgirlrepacks

[remote sage]

can i jailbreak my iphone x ios 18?

[gilded rapids]

😭

[molten crag]

ah yes, iphone x ios 18

[untold helm]

That’s not a iPhone X

It’s most likely a XS/XR

[remote sage]

xs yes your right my bad its just a facetime phone

[untold helm]

I got a mid 2012 MacBook for $40 🌹

[gilded rapids]

gg

[severe venture]

and i have never bought a single game off of steam

im only 15 too

[molten crag]

unibody or thin

i dare ask

[ashen basin]

damn

I understand why nooka left LMFAO

[untold helm]

Unibody/non retina, so the really repairable one

It was already upgraded with a ssd and the thrift store literally had ram next to it for $10

So I was able to upgrade it too

[gilded rapids]

??

[ashen basin]

annoying people

[molten crag]

ooo

[gilded rapids]

oh

[molten crag]

nice

[untold helm]

Ghostbusters

[gilded rapids]

Give it time everyone always comes back

may not be active but comes back

[untold helm]

All roads to lead to rjb

[gilded rapids]

Fr

[jaunty garnet]

hi

[severe venture]

#jailbreak message

[severe venture]

i found this yesterday

is this even real

[gilded rapids]

Who wanna buy a plane with me

[ashen basin]

why is it cheap as fuck

[gilded rapids]

prob finna crash 🥀

[ashen basin]

.

where

[untold helm]

The test is pregnant?

[severe venture]

damn good deal

i hate apple

with a passion now

[severe venture]

eugh

[ashen basin]

nah fuck that the plane is better

[severe venture]

bananas on top

[untold helm]

Security 100/100

@jaunty garnet Does your website have a security 100/100 badge

[polar python]

you pay for ssl certs..?

caddy + letsencrypt is free

[muted basin]

Can someone help me convert HTML to dylib? I’m on non jailbroken iPhone 16 pro max running 18.5 iOS version! And a windows pc running windows 10

help would be really really appreciated!

Can you help bro

[polar python]

50k warranty for what your website is some html and javascript

[untold helm]

Why should I use this over librewolf

[gilded rapids]

who

[untold helm]

and vibecoded at that

[muted basin]

All I can pay is 250 telegram stars bro

[untold helm]

@half raft

[velvet zenith]

yeah bro the browser is 0 trust because i don't trust it either

[jaunty garnet]

i don’t have a website

[muted basin]

Telegram stars bro

[half compass]

Why does he look so homeless

[untold helm]

If you had one would you add a security 100/100 badge

[jaunty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[polar python]

function nav(u){window.location.href=u}

[severe venture]

pal

[jaunty garnet]

My website would be 0/100

[severe venture]

horse sitting gof

gif

[untold helm]

@half raft

[jaunty garnet]

opsec features

[polar python]

this is literally just some javascript to redirect to duckduckgo

[jaunty garnet]

opsec browser

[muted shuttle]

Wordle 1738 5/6

⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨
⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜
⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[severe venture]

i love larping

[untold helm]

Still hasn’t said why I should use his browser vs librewolf

[alpine spoke]

still don't see what this browser looks like before I install it

[ornate latch]

[untold helm]

I can just make this my home page on any bowser

[polar python]

https://ampcode.com/threads/T-019d1c51-93f3-75ac-adb8-61822ed7cec7

[jaunty garnet]

W opsec

[alpine spoke]

I currently use Zen Browser

[jaunty garnet]

i use helium

[ornate latch]

same

[half compass]

LMAO

[ashen basin]

i use safari 🙂‍↕️

[jaunty garnet]

safari is fine

but the layout is kinda ass

[ashen basin]

i like it

[untold helm]

Who

[polar python]

ok

[jaunty garnet]

opsec linux

[ornate latch]

he's making up a distro

it doesn't exist

[low mortar]

hi twink!

[untold helm]

Mountain Linux when alpine Linux

[untold helm]

Hiii

[low mortar]

hiiiiiii

[ashen basin]

guys i established that this guy is a liar like 20 minutes ago pls catch up

[half compass]

wtf am i reading

😭😭😭😭

[untold helm]

Is there any way I can follow the development of said distro?

[ornate latch]

indian slop

[half compass]

yeah no shit

[ashen basin]

lol

[half compass]

idk why he’s larping as a cybersecurity expert with 50 phds

[muted basin]

Can someone help me convert HTML to dylib? I’m on non jailbroken iPhone 16 pro max running 18.5 iOS version! And a windows pc running windows 10

help would be really really appreciated!

I don’t really have money right now so if you wanna help then dm me im a well know YouTuber

[polar python]

thats not how it works

[velvet zenith]

what

[half compass]

html to dylib

[jaunty garnet]

html to dylib

[alpine spoke]

with ZeroTrust Browser is there way to override the HTTPS incase I want to access a website on my local network

[jaunty garnet]

im crine

[polar python]

thats like asking how do i convert a png to a exe

[half compass]

SON

[jaunty garnet]

pal

[velvet zenith]

yea how do you

[polar python]

r u trying to fix a xenhtml widget or something

[velvet zenith]

no it's slop

[mental quartz]

how do i convert a txt file into a cheat

[ashen basin]

omni ai

[jaunty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[alpine spoke]

should I stay on Zen Browser

[ornate latch]

we can read the message

[jaunty garnet]

what is zen

[velvet zenith]

sure

[velvet zenith]

Okay

[ornate latch]

it's arc but running on gecko

basically

[jaunty garnet]

???

[ornate latch]

it's a firefox copy of arc

[ashen basin]

firefox arc lol

[jaunty garnet]

😭

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet

[jaunty garnet]

i saw it

[muted basin]

Disrespecting your own members isn’t something cool

[half compass]

it’s like you’re getting the worst of both worlds

shit design choices and shit browser engine

[jaunty garnet]

Disrespecting your own members isn’t something cool

[velvet zenith]

Good thing he's not the owner

[half compass]

Disrespecting your own members isn’t something cool

[velvet zenith]

Or apart of the moderation team

lmao wait what?? you got a partnership with a linux distro to use your browser? that's actually kinda wild if true, tell me more about this mountain linux thing 👀
-# :claude: 3.3s • Claude Opus 4.6

[ashen basin]

this is discord not a college professor's classroom

[polar python]

👀

[gilded rapids]

pls touch grass

[muted basin]

Yes so your mom is now good? She got rped recently

[ornate latch]

https://www.youtube.com/@OrvexCpm

yeah sure bro, well known youtuber with 102 subscribers

[jaunty garnet]

???

[gilded rapids]

Wow that’s extreme

[polar python]

avg jailbreaker

[jaunty garnet]

Mfs be saying anything nowadays

[ashen basin]

LMFAO

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

[half compass]

did your father get run over by a car or 2 cars

[ashen basin]

wtf

bro expects respect then does this

[polar python]

@half raft is this ur very secure browser

[ashen basin]

im crying

[jaunty garnet]

average whitename

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[severe venture]

i ran the carbon.sep.lol tool thing

[gilded rapids]

Who even says that fr

Deeply disturbed child

[polar python]

The comment says "we deliberately do NOT expose the token on window" then immediately calls window.onExtensionLogin(token) which… exposes it on window to any script on the page.

[ornate latch]

cyber incident of 2026 reference

[severe venture]

nothing happened

???

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759029589338226688/1456832551040712967/caption.gif

[low mortar]

oh

[severe venture]

i will snap this ipad in hslf

[severe venture]

i want it to be as easy as installing google tv on my android tv

[ashen basin]

at this point maybe you should tbh

[severe venture]

i love the apxgp car in your pfp

[severe venture]

i should tbh

✌️

[rich dune]

…what are you trying to do… exactly…?
My astral extrasensory abilities tell me that you want to render html using webkit
Is that true?

[half compass]

…what are you trying to do… exactly…?
My astral extrasensory abilities tell me that you want to render html using webkit
Is that true?

[compact cobalt]

i feel like the location of this user can only be two places

[rich dune]

i need to update my discord client

[half compass]

@rich dune why are you meiler

[compact cobalt]

either the reddest state you can think of, or India

[rich dune]

@orvexowner

[severe venture]

india

[half compass]

you forgot moldova

[gilded rapids]

I am from Romania

[rich dune]

fuck he left

[ashen basin]

still gay

[thick tapir]

💀

[polar python]

code so bad it made claude say lmao

[half compass]

if claude laughed at my code i would just kill myself right there

[severe venture]

a missile is heading towards anthropic data centers so you become iron man and redirect it to space where the evil billionare alien ship is at

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-erase-gif-1159901542694943356

[ashen basin]

lmao bro was too pussy to take the pushback

[ornate latch]

oh my god @half raft

why do you sell phone cases

what the fuck is this

[severe venture]

jarvis jork it a lil

[half compass]

.

[polar python]

wheres the linux guy i want to see what he says about this

[half compass]

why is there a FACE MASK

[ornate latch]

privacy against covid clearly

[ashen basin]

ah yes i want a face mask that says MR RICHARD

[gilded rapids]

What are those prices

[severe venture]

id buy

[half compass]

It’s not just a mask—it’s like a VPN for viruses!

[gilded rapids]

I’d rather buy the same stuff off temu

[severe venture]

nothing cooler and tuffer than mrRichard333

[compact cobalt]

hmmm

[ashen basin]

ok do it

[gilded rapids]

ok

Lemme redownload temu

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-spirirtually-israeli-star-brilliance-nothing-but-netanyahu-netanyahu-gif-5313104981450327480

[gilded rapids]

nah holdup wish.com

[severe venture]

benjamin netanyahu please give me good ping please big yahu

[half compass]

holy shit what happened to wish.com

[ashen basin]

you were supposed to say no so i could say that its not even worth it on temu :\

[polar python]

og temu

[half compass]

i haven’t seen wish.com ads in AGES

[gilded rapids]

I think wish still exists

[compact cobalt]

BENJAMIN NETANYAHU PLEASE BRUTEFORCE THE SHSH BLOB BENJAMIN

[ashen basin]

make a wish

[gilded rapids]

I only remember the racist temu ad during the superbowl

The girl got whiter after using temu

[compact cobalt]

the WHAT

[half compass]

what’s the superbowl

is it like a big bowl

[ashen basin]

pretty much

[gilded rapids]

https://youtu.be/5Od0aOse1wc?si=JPe7m_YWW5BmPPDg

[severe venture]

giant ass bowl looking stadium

[gilded rapids]

American football league

like World Cup

[ashen basin]

superbowl was fun asf

[thick tapir]

chinese laundry detergent ad?

[gilded rapids]

Oh yeah

[half compass]

but that’s a cup

[gilded rapids]

Those ads are normal in Asia

do

[half compass]

why is this a bowl

[low mortar]

tyty

[thick tapir]

even the laundry detergent one??

like that one seems too far

[half compass]

it’s normal

[ashen basin]

remember the ring commercial during the superbowl

[severe venture]

that

one fair and lovely cream ad

[half compass]

asian people are generally obsessed with skin whitening

because it’s seen as more pure

[ashen basin]

crazy that they admitted that they were in fact going to use it on people as well

[ornate latch]

@half compass he only had security classes or whatever for 4 months

wow! what a cybersecurity expert!

[polar python]

@teal bramble hello i need a foid ai expert to secure my ai

[gilded rapids]

I miss the go daddy commercials

Those are funny

[coarse wedge]

jesus christ i had a twisted dream

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble hello i need a foid ai expert to secure my ai

[half compass]

@ornate latch HE LEFT

[ornate latch]

LMFAO

about time

[severe venture]

a mossad agent is talking listen and learn gif

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1485582042203951195/IMG_9595.gif

[ornate latch]

oh

lmfao

[polar python]

most of the stuff this guy charges $80 for is just unsecured

[half compass]

lol

[polar python]

like the api works with no auth

[half compass]

he’s doing spiritual auth

it’s a cybersecurity technique

[severe venture]

short run

[half compass]

it weighs your soul

[ornate latch]

nah

he was here for a solid 15 days

[severe venture]

then

[polar python]

@muted shuttle unban him

[muted shuttle]

No

[polar python]

rjb is unsafe without our cyber security expert

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble Hi

⎿ Invalid API key · Fix external API key

Help

⎿ Invalid API key · Fix external API key

[polar python]

i dont feel safe here.

[muted shuttle]

Claud not working anymore

[ornate latch]

You could work with him Bruh

[severe venture]

ive been here for an hour

[compact cobalt]

what did he mean by this

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble Claude broke

@teal bramble Help

[polar python]

@teal bramble Claude broke

[half compass]

Ask shadow

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble My claude aint coding

[split nimbus]

@teal bramble Claude broke

[half compass]

@teal bramble Claude broke

[polar python]

ok claude is having way too much fun i need to shut him down

[coarse wedge]

the dream was weird it was about living in a world where a totalitarian anti human regime made out of omnipotent total powered beings rules and they have the ultimate weapon that erases existence in case humanity finds out about them and rebels against them

it was like an action movie

[muted shuttle]

omni

[severe venture]

if claude is your power what are you without it

[polar python]

omni

[split nimbus]

@spark gale anton it is time to wake up and be active in the general chat ,

[polar python]

i am claude, claude is me.

[ashen basin]

makes sense

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/socrates-throwing-yams-socrates-throwing-yams-socrates-shaking-gif-17399617860810432723

[ashen basin]

damn nothing is jiggling

[split nimbus]

NSFW

[half compass]

it’s socrates

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle moderstor

nsfw posted

[muted shuttle]

What is wrong with you

[half compass]

you wouldn’t get it

it’s socrates…….

[coarse wedge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/minion-tuff-8Do5PA5jPmTd3x8GI4

[ornate latch]

debilitating autism

[molten raven]

Hello, i am new here, where can i get assistance?

[severe venture]

straight yams

[half compass]

Shut up phonk boy

your country made phonk

[ornate latch]

Yea so what

[half compass]

this guy knows ball

[ornate latch]

Its tuff

[split nimbus]

#jailbreak or #969343289641828382

[severe venture]

gavinzbeats sleep phonk

[molten raven]

ok, what about general questions?

[split nimbus]

about ?

[coarse wedge]

valid

[muted shuttle]

if it isn't jailbreaking related then in here is okay

[molten raven]

unrelated to jailbreak like ios apps and etc

[half compass]

i have a question

[coarse wedge]

shit linux user got comped

[molten raven]

like the longevity of apps and etc

[split nimbus]

u can post them here or forward them to @half compass

[half compass]

If light is faster than sound then why do i see sound and hear light

[molten raven]

ok, how long will the apps work on an iphone 5, like tiktok and discord?

[half compass]

@molten raven i will make sure to send you malware if you do this

[peak mantle]

youtube legacy plugin isnt working on ipados 12.5.7

[ornate latch]

should've let him do it smh

[peak mantle]

any one know how to fix it?

[molten raven]

huh

[severe venture]

patrick holding on to a baloon gif

what is the spelling of ballon

baloon

balloon

[half compass]

ball loon

[split nimbus]

u mean for how long they will remain supported ?

[molten raven]

like how long will it work until it doesn’t

[split nimbus]

uhh idk maybe @muted shuttle knows

[molten raven]

@muted shuttle, any idea

[chilly bear]

#public-mod-logs message wonderful

[severe venture]

future updates

may ruin compatibilty

i spelt that wrong

[coarse wedge]

he got comped he'l resolve it

i hope

[half compass]

I CANT TURN OFF TWITTER PORN

HOW DO I TURN IT OFF

[molten raven]

uh ok?

[half compass]

How do i make my search non porn

[split nimbus]

u have to stop watching it

[severe venture]

"clavicular got mogged by asu frat leader"
"no.."

[split nimbus]

it recommends porn to u because u watch and search for it

[severe venture]

peter thats not a meme thats just porn

[ornate latch]

how would you know

[split nimbus]

i do it too

[severe venture]

i know peter that why im watching it

[ornate latch]

Makes sense

[chilly bear]

discord should be supported like forever

[chilly bear]

there is no porn

[half compass]

I CANT TURN IT OFF

good lord theres penice

[severe venture]

threads is terrible

[split nimbus]

i think Twitter thinks u are a gay

that is why it show penice

[rotund glade]

✅

[severe venture]

thirsty indian men post looking for a gf

what if i am gay

[rotund glade]

Ok

[split nimbus]

read the rule 12

[severe venture]

okay

[ornate latch]

he is gay

[chilly bear]

https://girlcockx.com/cslivr/status/2036152916587774290

cee (@cslivr)

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[half compass]

I was trying to look for yaoi to send to null

[chilly bear]

wtf...

[half compass]

the non porn kind

[half compass]

you do it ALL the time

[split nimbus]

wtf

[rotund glade]

wtf

[severe venture]

yaoi vs yuri

[chilly bear]

no...

[rotund glade]

Deff yuri

[chilly bear]

i send yuri...

it's different...

[severe venture]

no

im stronger llyod clip

[half compass]

@chilly bear how do i make it show me men kissing instead of penice

[rotund glade]

ask grokky

[chilly bear]

ask elon musk

ping him

[rotund glade]

true

[half compass]

oh ok

twitter is down now

[rotund glade]

yall think elon musk fw yaoi or yuri

[half compass]

Both

[severe venture]

he seems like a yaoi typa guy

[chilly bear]

wrong

[severe venture]

hmo what if we combine both

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1485582042203951195/IMG_9595.gif

[coarse wedge]

https://youtu.be/Qg-dK0PoW1I?si=CCjWqjlOcnN6muUY

[half compass]

my mom told me this like an hour ago

you’re late

[coarse wedge]

time to move in from that wicked platform

[simple drift]

i saw this on bbc news like 6 hours ago

you’re late

[chilly bear]

me? 😢

[half compass]

why were you watching big black cock news

[rotund glade]

thats nto what bbc stands for

[chilly bear]

all night long

when i die bury me with all my ice on

[severe venture]

i want to make a big john machine

[coarse wedge]

either way its good riddance

thank god

[terse dome]

why'd she not cut her nails

[severe venture]

what

how

I CAN EMBED?

[terse dome]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1483690011072266300/caption.gif

[severe venture]

thats cool

[severe venture]

how did he fit

[polar python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1484012325966053386/caption.gif

[simple drift]

si slop

[simple drift]

even worse

[terse dome]

si

[simple drift]

smh my head

[polar python]

cate

[severe venture]

47 cruise missiles vs janitor

[chilly bear]

maybe it feels better that way

[polar python]

GET UP ON THE FUCKIN ROOF 🗣️

[chilly bear]

like teeth

[severe venture]

i agree i have this

[ashen basin]

im sure you do

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1479957584042786867/HbNsgkeN.gif

[ashen basin]

thats like having a license with no car to drive

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-cat-glorp-cat-glerp-alien-gif-1655357165594988381

[reef ore]

GUYS GUESS WHAT

[simple drift]

zeeb zeeb zeeb zeeb zeeb zeeb zeeb zeeb

[severe venture]

i have a asshole dawg

???

what

[ashen basin]

not what i meant lol

[muted shuttle]

@teal bramble Hi

[severe venture]

then

[rotund glade]

😡🍶