general

[velvet zenith]

Idk what we need to do it lowkey

[limber temple]

The floor and a razor blade

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[narrow crown]

every woman is agp

[velvet zenith]

Wait why do i need a razor

[narrow crown]

if u dont think ur body is hot shit u have self esteem issues

[ashen basin]

Bro is a furry with a blue collar

[velvet zenith]

@limber temple Its Kairos 19 cm (7.5 in.) Water Resistant Laminate Flooring

[narrow crown]

i do have it and it does still work

[limber temple]

What color

[velvet zenith]

I think we have 2 diff colours

[narrow crown]

some day i wanna get ppv where they give me a pussy and let me keep my dick so i can still pound boys into the mattress

ik

[simple drift]

this server is not real

[narrow crown]

3?

[velvet zenith]

its these i think

[narrow crown]

whats the third

[limber temple]

What are they

Is it Moonstone option

[velvet zenith]

Yea we got the moonstone and then some other color

[simple drift]

how do you be gay and transphobic at the same time

[half compass]

What are we talking about

[limber temple]

i kinda actually like the valora a lot

[narrow crown]

well uh. whether u like it or not i can. there r surgeons in cali that do it for a pretty penny

[velvet zenith]

I believe we got a lot of velora so thats gonna be the one in the kitchen and dining room

[narrow crown]

nobody does it in nyc yet im waiting for it to become more widespread fingers crossed

[simple drift]

this server is fake

bye

[velvet zenith]

And then 2 boxes of moonstone because they didnt have enough of the velora

[limber temple]

@velvet zenith

Interior design.

Sorry

[velvet zenith]

@keto squirt clearish white glue all over the place

[narrow crown]

yeah the billionaires ugh

scum on earth

[limber temple]

Hey stop

[narrow crown]

silicon valley

throwing up

[velvet zenith]

Sorry i just looked at it and finished

My apologies

[limber temple]

Silicon valley is based

[velvet zenith]

@limber temple Can you hire me

[simple drift]

@desert cairn @polar python what do you think of this

[limber temple]

Ur already

[polar python]

Sick fuck

[velvet zenith]

At apple

[half compass]

@teal bramble Yo where can i rent some of that crazy head game from

[limber temple]

oh

i can refer you i’ve been telling you this

[simple drift]

@teal bramble Yo where can i rent some of that crazy head game from

[narrow crown]

i need to up my head game

[limber temple]

i said i would refer you too

[velvet zenith]

I bet they have 0 openings

[half compass]

Remove all your teeth

[simple drift]

LMAOOOOO

[limber temple]

idk go look

[narrow crown]

that would help rlly i need to remove my gag reflex tho

[half compass]

It’s easy bru

[simple drift]

there are bugs in your teeth you need to remove them!

[half compass]

Just go up to a homeless man and tell him to give you fent

Then you can remove them

[velvet zenith]

Theres none

[narrow crown]

awful ragebait

[half compass]

All you gotta do is tap in

[narrow crown]

why are u so scared of saying vagina

bro said vaavaavoom

[simple drift]

lmao

[half compass]

Everybody would’ve been jumping this person if they weren’t brandon’s boyfriend or some shit

[velvet zenith]

I think the closest location is actually just an apple authorized service center

[limber temple]

tw: vagina

[polar python]

Ok

[narrow crown]

ya well im pretty happy w my dick too shrug

[simple drift]

fr

[narrow crown]

yea

[simple drift]

SON

IM CRINE

[narrow crown]

just cause being trans is lowk a sex thing doesnt mean it isnt also a real thing for the rest of my life too

[half compass]

Allah please make 50 pitbulls maul this guy

[simple drift]

bro said please

mf asking nicely

[velvet zenith]

@limber temple Theres no openings

Its so over

[limber temple]

i’ll tell them to make one for you

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[narrow crown]

dk who that is

and idk why u care so much that im a tr

im happy!

[half compass]

you’re a dork

[limber temple]

Why are u calling my bf a dork

[half raft]

Sup guys

[half compass]

I wonder why

[simple drift]

have you read up

[limber temple]

Idc

[narrow crown]

you're dating this guy??

[simple drift]

dork

[narrow crown]

this is incel behavior. u cannot possibly be saying all this while getting fucked on the regular

[thorn crescent]

@obtuse igloo openai acquired astral (uv, ruff)

man

[limber temple]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-awkward-too-quiet-ackward-silence-crickets-gif-290810729785182685

[slim nova]

According to my calculations, today is your birthday! We've given you the Happy Birthday! role for 24 hours.

[simple drift]

happy birthday okemo

[limber temple]

Their goon caves

[half compass]

Thank you so much for your input

[velvet zenith]

@limber temple d

[half compass]

It’s touching

[simple drift]

touching anything but grass

[limber temple]

What this mean

[velvet zenith]

@limber temple Question

[limber temple]

hello

[velvet zenith]

Are u able to use apple giftcards when u purchase something with ur discount

And are giftcards region locked

[limber temple]

i believe so

[simple drift]

this guy secretly lives in like china

[limber temple]

AMR so probably not

[velvet zenith]

Idk what that means

[limber temple]

americas

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[narrow crown]

@main shuttle do u take it up the ass or do u dick brandon down

[velvet zenith]

Arent you the fuckin customer service bro wyd

How u dont know this properly

[limber temple]

U think i memorize how the internal employee store works

[velvet zenith]

yea

[narrow crown]

neither answer my question

[half compass]

- the guy who gets pounded all day

[simple drift]

this server is like a mirage you see in the desert

holy dodge

[narrow crown]

<@&355174844205367317> can you explode this guy

im done playing with my food

[simple drift]

hi maxine

[manic tulip]

Vavavoom 😭

[simple drift]

buddy

[limber temple]

Why are u pinging mods for vavavoom

[simple drift]

lmao

[patent crest]

vavavoom is crazy 💀

[half compass]

LMAO

[limber temple]

i will be back.

[simple drift]

THIS SERVER IS FAKE

IT’S NOT REAL

wait a minute

@half compass go the fuck to sleep what are you doing bruh

[half compass]

Vavavoon

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/ahem-shit-loser-seriously-gif-5731140

[limber temple]

Unban my boyfriend

[velvet zenith]

He did nothing wrong probably

[simple drift]

actions

consequences

[thick tapir]

why the fuck are there no coffee shops open

[half compass]

He did nothing

Free him

[real cobalt]

LMAOOO

What did he get banned for

[simple drift]

probably because it’s like 11 pm for you

[half compass]

On everyone’s life but mine

[simple drift]

transphobia i think

[thick tapir]

i want coffee

[half compass]

Cuz he’s a weirdo

[narrow crown]

blatant transphobia

[thick tapir]

or a monster actually

[simple drift]

mf it is too late for caffeine

[thick tapir]

no

[simple drift]

OMG I HAVE A BEN AND JERRYS IN THE FREEZER I FORGOT ABOUT

I CANT WAIT TO EAT THAT TMRW

[velvet zenith]

He did nothinbg wrong

[simple drift]

yes

[limber temple]

Didn’t do anything wrong

[narrow crown]

nobody ever gets unbanned anyways

[half compass]

thank god

[simple drift]

true

[thick tapir]

i got unbanned 🥱

[simple drift]

skye is never getting back in

[half compass]

nobody is ever getting back in

[narrow crown]

cameren is never coming back while aaron's heart is still beating

[simple drift]

free emily

[simple drift]

true

[thick tapir]

free shep

[simple drift]

true

[narrow crown]

awh i miss shep

[simple drift]

while you’re at it convince krum to rejoin

[narrow crown]

too bad he is only in land of racism and discomfort

[simple drift]

valen bar

?

[narrow crown]

no eotj

[half compass]

The word niche isn’t niche anymore

[narrow crown]

valen bar is fine

tame, even

[simple drift]

isn’t that the j0e server

[narrow crown]

yuh

[simple drift]

i’m not in it

[simple drift]

true

[narrow crown]

u dont wanna be

trust me

[half compass]

It’s all racism and porn

[narrow crown]

and ai slop

[simple drift]

i’ll take your word for it

[simple drift]

ew

gn

[half compass]

Gn

[grand bay]

Could I plz get some help in #jailbreak

[narrow crown]

no

[velvet zenith]

no

[limber temple]

no

[grand bay]

Bet

[velvet zenith]

@limber temple Can i come over

[grand bay]

Is checkra1n still good

[teal bramble]

@limber temple Can i come over

[grand bay]

Haven’t jailbroken since the iPhone 6

[gusty gulch]

HIIIIII

[untold helm]

Better choices now

And what iOS/device

[topaz lily]

hi

[wary badge]

??

[ruby copper]

Gm

[ruby copper]

He's not wrong

Gm @narrow crown !!

Long time no see hope you're doing great

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch

[cunning scaffold]

If anyone here uses rork to code in swift I have a max 10k plan that I’m willing to let go for a discount (I don’t have a Mac computer to test out apps on)

[half raft]

DAmn son

[untold helm]

If it’s 10k, paying a few hundred for a mac should be a investment you should be willing to make

[cunning scaffold]

I got it discounted with a promo code. - I’m not one to pass up a good deal

[untold helm]

If your going to make 10k, paying a few hundred for a Mac should be a investment you should be willing to make.

you need to invest money to make money

[cunning scaffold]

10k is the credits not the plan price 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[untold helm]

Still

Looking online a bunch of “creators” (probably paid promotion made videos on making a zillion dollars from it

Going to be honest, most vibecoded slop doesn’t do well because there’s no real reason for a user to use such

[cunning scaffold]

I agree, however it works for some people

[untold helm]

Not to mention you would still need to advertise and things, so either way you will have to invest some money in the first place

[cunning scaffold]

Yea their ad budget is very very high

[untold helm]

The real ones making money is the people operating it, not the people “creating” slop using it

[cunning scaffold]

Sell the shovels in a gold rush

Basically

[untold helm]

exactly

[cunning scaffold]

The ai bubble will burst eventually - since basically none of it is profitable yet

Operating at a loss until people can’t live without it

Uber Eats business model 💀

[gusty gulch]

hii

@vital knoll my friends are saying shut up Jennie just get in the car

[vital knoll]

No entiendo

[vital knoll]

WHOOOOO WANNA ROCK WITH JENNIE

[untold helm]

The thing is it doesn’t necessarily need to be at a loss, if they improved efficiency on the actually used shit instead of promoting bigger numbers for some extra stocks it theoretically could be

But everyone’s trying to cash into a bottomless pit that might have a tiny bit on money at the bottom, but it is still a bottomless pit

[cunning scaffold]

Right now it’s a race, but since the technological leaps between each generation are getting exponentially smaller - soon enough they will be forced to do that

[untold helm]

Well that will assuming Nvidia, OpenAI, Microsoft, and other companies stop their circle jerk of cumming money into the middle of nowhere

[cunning scaffold]

Nvidia invests in OpenAI — OpenAI orders chips from nvidia

Inflation loop

Both companies go up in value

• and open ai doesn’t even have the chips yet

That’s what I’ve seen at least

[untold helm]

Not to mention they have promised to build a bunch of datacenters when they are predicted to loose most of their money by then

[cunning scaffold]

Yep.

Exactly

[gusty gulch]

oh I forgot to tell you. my pilates instructor looks exactly like Jennie

and her name is Jennie

[untold helm]

Also memory and storage prices are driven up because they are buying years worth of shit

[cunning scaffold]

However the almost free business model is only needed until people can’t live without it

[vital knoll]

LIKE LIKE LIKE JENNIE

[cunning scaffold]

Yep.

[untold helm]

Which fucks over companies like google, Microsoft, and Samsungs phone division, even though they are all the ones investing into the slop

[cunning scaffold]

And whenever the next gen of chips and ram is released the market will be flooded

[vital knoll]

tbf Samsung is just piggy backing of gemini

[cunning scaffold]

Yep

[untold helm]

Like your paying for your own demise

[cunning scaffold]

You know it’s bad when Samsung orders ram from itself for phones and is declined

[pure berry]

Is it possible to jailbreak an iPhone 11 Pro running iOS 18.2.1?

[untold helm]

Eh, the memory in question is a special type for servers of course they haven’t been made yet but in a case of bankruptcy of openai for example it would just go to another company like google or microslop

[untold helm]

No

[cunning scaffold]

Probably

[untold helm]

Even if this memory isn’t used directly for GenAI assuming the bubble pops, it will still mean a company having a shitton amount of memory and storage they will need to waste

[cunning scaffold]

the memory will go to use for sure

[untold helm]

Which means they would push more “cloud” shit (like they already do)

And real physical storage would be basically a delicacy because the deals would still need to go through for the remaining years of failed promises

And since everything’s in the cloud you know what that means!!!!

[fluid wigeon]

how is it going

[agile phoenix]

can i remove iphone 4s motherboard without completely taking out battery

[worthy gyro]

Is iOS 18.7.2 safe still ?

[untold helm]

As in no jailbreak?

[worthy gyro]

No to use

Or should I go to iOS 26?

I see 26.4 coming soon

But I hate all the ai bs

[untold helm]

You should be fine on that version

Darksword only supports up to 18.7, not 18.7.2

[worthy gyro]

Darksword is the recent hack?

[untold helm]

Along with curona yes

Afarik Darksword doesn’t have any known samples floating around online

Curona does however, but that’s not supported on your iOS version either

[worthy gyro]

Is there a way to go 26 without being overtaken by Ai?

[untold helm]

You can disable apple
Intelligence

Like I said you should be fine on 18.7.2

[worthy gyro]

Ok. Thank you

[worthy garden]

Use android

[alpine cypress]

nah turns out it tagged my old mastodon.social account lmao. the LLM was confused

[chrome peak]

h

[low mortar]

Hiiiiii

[inland wedge]

Anyone know where the custom audio setup demo file is stored (macOS)

https://youtu.be/wMVsWgBH7rk this one

[proven moss]

Yo

Anyone wanna play schedule 1

[odd cargo]

What are my chances on getting iPhone 12 Mini, with 128gb and iOS 18 for 60euro

[alpine cypress]

gm

how's life treating you?

[low mortar]

Ha

[dense zinc]

yes

[low mortar]

Back in the hospital yesterday and today

Have a scan in 45 minutes to tell me if I need surgery or not today

@alpine cypress learnt the terrible fact that morphine will kill my chronic pain on a good day

[alpine cypress]

drugs are awesome

(don't do drugs kids)

[low mortar]

Regardless of if I need surgery or not they gave me 30 codeine pills

And 1 dose of morphine

Morphine let me sleep yesterday

[alpine cypress]

I know someone who's permanently on opioids because of a pinched nerve that basically can't be operated on, so it can surprisingly be not as bad as you think

in terms of addiction

[low mortar]

If there’s a medical need it’s not addiction

I.e chronic pain

[alpine cypress]

yeah, I just mean like you can still "accidentally" abuse it

[low mortar]

This is cause I either have another kidney stone or appendicitis

My blood work for appendicitis was borderline, and I have a past history of kidney stones recently so the jury is out

[alpine cypress]

recently?? ouch

[low mortar]

Yeah lol

But I don’t think they hurt that bad

They weren’t as bad as my migraines

So I was able to just kinda cope

[alpine cypress]

I guess it makes pain more tolerable in general, in a roundabout way

not that you want pain in the first place

[ashen basin]

Very early stages of another new area 😭

Ignore water on left, I just have Pokemon living around it so I’m waiting until I finish this to move them over

[low mortar]

It’s very well documented that chronic pain patients will ignore acute pains

My fear with this stone is it’s on the right side and started really low down

Normally they start in my back at my ribs

This was in my abdomen in line with my belly button

Which is possible for a stone but I also know appendix lives there

[odd cargo]

r/jailbreak out of context

[ashen basin]

What is out of context

That is a fact

Well not necessarily out of context but no context is needed

I’m high asf sorry

ironic

[alpine cypress]

understandable

[low mortar]

@alpine cypress no evidence of appendicitis on ultrasound im winning

But also no evidence of stones

[rich yarrow]

nice

[ashen basin]

W

[chilly bear]

you are a mystery

[low mortar]

They’re redoing blood work

It was borderline yesterday

[chrome peak]

did they find any blood

[low mortar]

It’s possible for it to hide on ultrasound

[low mortar]

Funnily enough it took 6 goes to bleed me

[slim loom]

gm

[loud forge]

hi can someone tell me how to install nulls brawl on ios 26

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[coarse ginkgo]

average gir moment

[tall pivot]

im so happy i found my good 'ol iphone 5s

it's charging since 9:30 AM 😭

it still won't boot up

[slim loom]

could be normal for old devices

i recently charged my iphone 3g after like a year

it took so long

[tall pivot]

omg i did not use that phone since 2022

[tall pivot]

how much time did it take u?

[slim loom]

i dont remember

but really long

[tall pivot]

oh holy

i think mine has a password also

[rich dune]

.

[coarse ginkgo]

i should get rid of my ewaste phones ngl

2 4s, 2 5s, a 6 and a 6s

[tall pivot]

im on a 6s rn

its my mom's old phone

so i took it back

and this is my second phone

[coarse ginkgo]

16 Pro masterrace

shouldve got the max 🥀

[tall pivot]

;-;

im really late on iphones

[terse dome]

i will gladly take ewaste

[coarse ginkgo]

10$ + shipping and they r urs

[terse dome]

i will likely get cooked by shipping 💀

[coarse ginkgo]

im in the eu

and iirc u are too

[velvet zenith]

@coarse ginkgo Hi

[coarse ginkgo]

gm

[velvet zenith]

Fuck you

[coarse ginkgo]

please do

[drowsy glade]

Hi

[carmine elk]

guys I’m fucking scared did this happen to yall before

[chilly bear]

yes

[chilly bear]

[empty sorrel]

Do you guys know if there is any Snapchat tweak works on ios 12 iphone 6? I found my old phone😅

[random snow]

i just got a mac

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/life-is-strange-consequences-this-action-will-have-consequences-butterfly-gif-26822254

[empty sorrel]

And is there any bypass for 'this version is no longer supported' error?

[chilly bear]

!t snapchat

[fervent dove]

Hey @empty sorrel, have a look at this!

snapchat

We don't offer help with modding or tweaking Snapchat as it will almost always result in a ban. If you want to take the risk, go ahead, but don't say we didn't warn you.

How to avoid a ban
Install Choicy (checkra1n/palera1n/unc0ver/Dopamine) or Libhooker Configurator (Chimera/Odyssey(ra1n)/Taurine) and disable tweak injection in the Snapchat app.

Do not use any tweaks such as location spoofers or downgrade the app. Snapchat will notice this and ban you.

How do Snapchat bans work?
Typically it is 24 hours, then your next ban is 48 hours, a week and then permanent.

Added by toilet cat#6525 | Used 297 times · Jul 8, 2021, 10:59 PM

[empty sorrel]

I was just wondering! And ofc i will not use it on my main account

[chilly bear]

@untold helm snapchat expert.

[rotund glade]

pro snap chatter

[coarse wedge]

fuck snapchat

authoritarian assholes

[rich dune]

Sorry.

[chilly bear]

yea...

😅

[simple drift]

https://x.com/pirat_nation/status/2035310953865367624?s=46
if i ever get one im getting this

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)

Nintendo will release a version of the Switch 2 in Europe that will allow consumers to easily replace the battery in the console and controllers.

X · Mar 21, 2026, 11:02 AM

[narrow crown]

gmineek

[narrow crown]

what if its a switch 1 situation where only the unrevised model with worse battery can be hacked

what then

[coarse ginkgo]

you can hack every switch that currently exists tho

some easier, some harder, sure, but still all

[narrow crown]

this is true i do not have the skill to install a modchip tho

[dense valve]

i paid someone for mine

it was like $100 for the installation and setup

[coarse ginkgo]

lol ?

[simple drift]

you can’t hack any switch 2 tho

[coarse ginkgo]

I installed mine in around 1.5 hours, and that was the first time of me even owning a switch

[simple drift]

if there were to be an exploit on it i would think it would affect all models

[narrow crown]

(yet)

[velvet zenith]

Yeah but youre not r worded

And youve done soldering before

Idk what the switch uses

[coarse ginkgo]

eh

[velvet zenith]

Or actually what u have to do for the switch modchip

[coarse ginkgo]

also true

soldering yeah

[muted shuttle]

the oled is hard

lowkey

[coarse ginkgo]

im hard too

[muted shuttle]

?

i fucked up a flex cable for my modchip so i have to buy a new one but i haven't yet

[velvet zenith]

Lol

[obtuse ruin]

me when rune or nexus or scrobbit or sleepsaver 2

[coarse ginkgo]

rt

[muted shuttle]

working on something else now

rgh1.2

[obtuse ruin]

working??

[coarse ginkgo]

scrubble and 16player better tho

said no one

[obtuse ruin]

Mods

[coarse ginkgo]

false alarm

[obtuse ruin]

alaem

[coarse ginkgo]

i edited it r word

[obtuse ruin]

Mods

[coarse ginkgo]

ts pmo sm icl

[obtuse ruin]

@muted shuttle mods

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Mods

@desert cairn @polar python Wtm

[coarse ginkgo]

@sand hearth maxine

[muted shuttle]

Why isnt my usb showing up

[coarse ginkgo]

have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in

[muted shuttle]

nah

[coarse ginkgo]

ok do that

[muted shuttle]

Its not plugged in

Should i plug it in then unplug it

[simple drift]

i ate it

[velvet zenith]

Nah

[coarse ginkgo]

shut the fuck up

[obtuse ruin]

That might be why it’s not showing up

[polar python]

shut the fuck up

[coarse ginkgo]

lol what

[coarse ginkgo]

Ok

@fervent dove How do i cool the back of my GPU

shit ai

[random snow]

why

[simple drift]

gir

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

[muted shuttle]

yay 💜

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn I noticed you havent completed a workout yet

[coarse ginkgo]

@desert cairn I noticed you havent completed a workout yet

[obtuse ruin]

Are you just flashing nand

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

i'm using my pi pico for uh

dirtypico

to flash my glitch chip

[velvet zenith]

Anyone know why xcode is such slop

My entire xcode window is frozen now

[autumn steppe]

Ladies n gents, I’m considering getting a Mac, do I get the new neo or the air (m4 chip)

[velvet zenith]

the air

Actually it depends what ur gonna do it on it

if its just like web browsing and school work you can get away with the neo

[autumn steppe]

It’s mostly for school tbh so lots of gpt

[terse dome]

what made it dirty

clean it!!

[autumn steppe]

And emails

[muted shuttle]

Idk thats just the name of it

[autumn steppe]

School work

[velvet zenith]

but if u wanna ball out then get the air

if u wanna save money then the neo

[autumn steppe]

Hmm hard decision

[coarse ginkgo]

get the air twin

[autumn steppe]

Bet bet

Should I get m5 or m4

[velvet zenith]

the m4 is probably fine

[autumn steppe]

Ty guys

[velvet zenith]

apple silicon so good that people r still using the first generation of it

[coarse ginkgo]

M1 Pro my beloved

[velvet zenith]

Of m series

[terse dome]

honestly apple should disallow the storage on the neo to ever be filled to the brim

it needs the swap to function

[velvet zenith]

Xcode (Not Responding) 598.4 MB

[narrow crown]

lmao bru learn the hard way

[autumn steppe]

Ima get the m5 air prolly

Prolly more future proof

[obtuse ruin]

your mom

sorry

i mean nebula

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn /Users//Library/Developer/Xcode/DerivedData/Project-eexnakozwgegocfvmuqrplahaefs/SourcePackages/checkouts/skip-ui/Sources/SkipUI/SkipUI/Layout/Presentation.swift:652:1 This extension will be moved into its extended type definition when translated to Kotlin. It will not be able to access this file's private types or fileprivate members

[desert cairn]

👍

[obtuse ruin]

just mctrolled

[muted shuttle]

just flashed my nand

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo what if i absolutely decimate the build number

[muted shuttle]

why my console not booting any more

[velvet zenith]

Hypothetically what would happen

[chilly bear]

antigravity can just use chrome??????????

[muted shuttle]

ok time to install the glitch chip.

[desert cairn]

Why

[muted shuttle]

yay.

[velvet zenith]

Like i set the build number manually in skip so that android and ios use the same number

[desert cairn]

Isn't there a correct way to do this

[velvet zenith]

Nocturne App
Warning
The CFBundleVersion of an app extension ('1') must match that of its containing parent app ('37').

Idk

U wanna figure it out properly

[desert cairn]

Like I swear there's a skip feature for it

Tell Claude to read the docs

[velvet zenith]

No

That makes sense

[desert cairn]

Make no mistakes ultrathink

[velvet zenith]

Hes going to make mistakes

[obtuse ruin]

Some kid in this mcdonalds just shouted HOLY MOLY 😭

[desert cairn]

Hey can you make this for America

[obtuse ruin]

maybe

[polar python]

ts don’t matter

[velvet zenith]

Okay

[obtuse ruin]

Discord app so shit I gotta use flex to get the image

[velvet zenith]

What

[terse dome]

gif

[alpine cypress]

big W

[low mortar]

Hell yeah

They did more tests

And sent me home

Probably just a gi infection of some kind

The major worry was just the location the pain presented in

[alpine cypress]

lol really that’s so silly

[low mortar]

And the fact it’s a lot of pain

[velvet zenith]

i think its cause we have 2 diff version numbers for ios and android

[versed sun]

macOS auto updates are just like windows updates waking up and it updated without telling me

[velvet zenith]

like the build number on testflight is like 167 but for android it has to be manually set

[alpine cypress]

that’s what automatic updating is

[velvet zenith]

Idk

[versed sun]

Only difference MacBook does it as it’s close windows does while you are using it

[velvet zenith]

no it doesnt

set your active hours properly on windows and youll never have issues

[coarse ginkgo]

No im not

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle I want crytpo

[alpine cypress]

no

[versed sun]

That would be 24/7

Since I leave stuff running on it

[velvet zenith]

Okay

Set it then

Or completely disable windows update

[desert cairn]

yeah just disable it

It's 1 registry key to kill the service

[velvet zenith]

especially on ltsc you get like 1 update every 2 months

[coarse ginkgo]

@obtuse ruin @polar python @desert cairn @velvet zenith hey, my cart is empty

[desert cairn]

If you don't, it will reboot when you don't want it to

[versed sun]

Where’s the location of the key

[desert cairn]

Idk Google it

[velvet zenith]

This guy knows from experience

[desert cairn]

It's in the Chris Titus tech toolkit too

[desert cairn]

Dozens of times I had something running overnight and windows decided it was time to reboot

Wasn't even an update it just does it

Terrible fucking os

I need a Mac

[coarse ginkgo]

ok

dont use it then

[desert cairn]

I don't

[versed sun]

Forgot I already sent that

[coarse ginkgo]

ok

[velvet zenith]

Same

Waiting for 14 inch refurb 24gb m4 pro restock

❤️

[desert cairn]

Linux is terrible but I haven't had it randomly reboot on me overnight so it gets one point for that

[desert cairn]

Based

You won't buy it though

[velvet zenith]

The friends and family discount makes it not awful lowkey

[desert cairn]

You won't buy it though

[velvet zenith]

Its still awful but its less awful

Like instead of 2500 its like 2k

Atleast for t he 16 inch one

[obtuse ruin]

get another

[versed sun]

Should I run any type of server on my computer in the background since I always have it on and only have a few things I keep running on it

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn I should sell my mac to my brother for 400 dollars

I know hes been doing some freaky vm shit like we were doing previously

I seen the 640x480 screen on his monitor cause theres no gpu in his server

[versed sun]

I think I’ve used the App Store more on macOS then Microsoft store on windows

[obtuse ruin]

what is it

[simple drift]

@teal bramble

[coarse ginkgo]

RAW CEX

[velvet zenith]

m1 mac mini base

prices in cad.

[outer adder]

@simple drift why discord keep telling me you played balatro

[simple drift]

what

[outer adder]

every time i look at my profile there is your pfp

now its telling me you played minecraft and i dont even have you as a friend

[simple drift]

idk

[outer adder]

bruh

[signal hazel]

ofc the latest nvidia update has fucked my whole shit

just decided to stop updating mid update and now ddu breaks when i try to remove it

i can’t do shit

my font looks so whack

[slim nova]

Big scary

[carmine elk]

voidai so rjb

[teal bramble]

raw cex

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-penis-mr-penis-cat-gif-6866592718592461157

[untold helm]

Hi

[simple drift]

hi

[chilly bear]

@slim nova olm was made 1 year ago today??

[slim nova]

No

[chilly bear]

then why birthday role

[low mortar]

Mr penis

[simple drift]

indeed

[carmine elk]

it ain’t 2024 u dumbass

[thick tapir]

is this up to electrical code

[chilly bear]

would it be self botting if i gave gemini access to my discord account to send messages

[terse dome]

yes

[slim nova]

Yes

[chilly bear]

oh

[slim nova]

Unless you hid it real good

[terse dome]

@slim nova omg hbd !

[slim nova]

Thank u

[rare venture]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-george-orwell-george-orwell-1984-1984-chips-1984-ruffles-gif-7144052804264359069

[carmine elk]

hbd twin!

[coarse ginkgo]

classycar ahh house

@slim nova happy bday twin

[vital knoll]

what in the android Holo is that

[slim nova]

67

[coarse ginkgo]

67

!!!!!

@muted shuttle 67

[thick tapir]

are you meant to install light switches by just running wires thru the wall dont u need like a box or some shit yk?

[chilly bear]

nah

we ball

[versed sun]

How good is this?

[teal bramble]

w

[chilly bear]

bad

[versed sun]

How

[chilly bear]

breaks easily

[versed sun]

How long you think I’ll get out of it?

[chilly bear]

7 months if you're careful

[versed sun]

Reasons why I don’t like Dynamic Island sometimes

I dont even know why a food service is selling tech

[ruby copper]

@half compass @teal bramble @desert cairn lowkey gonna ping spoof on rjbmc

[coarse ginkgo]

gmineek

[ruby copper]

🧌

gm

[ornate latch]

isn't this quite literally cheating

[ruby copper]

idk i never ping spoof

[ornate latch]

i've seen this feature on many hacked clients

[ruby copper]

its an elite reference

[ornate latch]

oh

Ohhhhh

[teal bramble]

goedemorgen

why

[coarse ginkgo]

Ohhhhhhhh

[teal bramble]

on hypixel this used to disable so many checks

if done correctly

lmao

[coarse ginkgo]

Can we just convert the server to anarchy now

[teal bramble]

nooka isnt here so it already is

[coarse ginkgo]

Oh

based

[ruby copper]

oak client muffindupe:

[teal bramble]

mods

[coarse ginkgo]

fuck is oak client

[teal bramble]

mineeks hack client

[coarse ginkgo]

BMWs own 3D rendering engine

[teal bramble]

.fm

what fuck

[ruby copper]

.fm

[teal bramble]

how and why do u have this

[coarse ginkgo]

.fm

[ruby copper]

Yup.. maxine removed fembot

[coarse ginkgo]

nah its public lol

[teal bramble]

W logo

[coarse ginkgo]

somehow

[ruby copper]

mods this user is posting screenshots of unlawful copies of copyright protected software

please take action immediately

[coarse ginkgo]

the thousands of signing keys on my mac:

[coarse ginkgo]

half of the textures are broken fr

wrong reply

but whatever, u got the point

[teal bramble]

Ling ling munich is calling

[coarse ginkgo]

eh

s00n

we ball tho

[teal bramble]

bro i remember calling bmw for a part

[coarse ginkgo]

have already got me enough money to buy a testing platform

[teal bramble]

and the guy in munich

legit

sounded like hitler

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[coarse ginkgo]

[teal bramble]

Yes my friend what part would u like

[coarse ginkgo]

shoulda asked him if he remembers 1945

[teal bramble]

I WANTED TO

[coarse ginkgo]

😭

[teal bramble]

but i wanted the part

so

😔

[teal bramble]

stop CAREFULLy

[teal bramble]

i thought it said that it will not start if u stop it

mlao

[coarse ginkgo]

i continued to drive 70km and another 150 the next day

we do NOT care

[teal bramble]

what engine is it brah

[coarse ginkgo]

n43

the best of the best

[teal bramble]

arent they like

tanks

[coarse ginkgo]

it would be bad if you DONT get an oil light on an n43

no, the n43 is absolute dogshit

[teal bramble]

Oh

fr

[coarse ginkgo]

N46 is decent

[teal bramble]

😭

[coarse ginkgo]

but that was in the pre-fl

[teal bramble]

"The BMW N43 is an inline four-cylinder gasoline engine (2006–2013) known for its direct gasoline injection (spray-guided) and lean-burn operation. It offers high efficiency (EfficientDynamics) but frequently suffers from timing chain problems, defective injectors, high-pressure pumps, and NOx sensors. The 2.0-liter engine (N43B20) replaced the N45/N46 but was only sold in markets with low-sulfur gasoline."

[coarse ginkgo]

@fervent dove translate

[coarse ginkgo]

yea sure

[teal bramble]

im crine

what a shitbox engine

[untold helm]

Sulfur caves

Why the fuck didn’t they put this in the end

It would have fit perfectly

[coarse ginkgo]

Claude is using UIKit

what a chad

[untold helm]

New slimes

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[untold helm]

Wait wtf is this

Is this the new Netflix show

Or is it spicewood

Holy shit

Minecraft dungeons 2

@jaunty garnet

People would have been eating shit up if they put it in the end

(Should have)

[coarse ginkgo]

BC250 my beloved

[untold helm]

“L update”

Brother you got a whole ass theme park, a sequel to a beloved spinoff, and a update that actually includes shit

[weary sparrow]

Is there any website to download ipa files of games like PAZ 2?

[coarse ginkgo]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith is it working

[thick tapir]

lowkey is sunday or monday the start of the week

[coarse ginkgo]

wednesday

[velvet zenith]

Yea

[coarse ginkgo]

Thx

[thick tapir]

Unless your walmert and your week starts on fucking saturday

[vital knoll]

monday cause weekend is usually off for most jobs

[vital knoll]

same with schools

majority of people go back to work or school on Mondays not sundays

[outer tundra]

Foldable iPhone is the only device I’m kind of excited about

Been waiting years

[velvet zenith]

Theyre not releasing a folding iphone

[outer tundra]

Next year they might

People keep reporting that they probably will

Foldable iPhone + sideloading would make me lick Tim Cook’s ballsack

Other than that I’ve been less and less impressed with Apple products the past 3 or so years

[outer adder]

hi

[outer adder]

not going to happen imo

[velvet zenith]

maybe theyll do folding phone

but theyre never doing sideloading

[outer adder]

this is a gimmick

[slim loom]

in 2028 maybe

[velvet zenith]

at some point yeah

native sideloading is never coming

[slim loom]

I highly doubt that

apple doesn't want sideloading

[velvet zenith]

androids doing the same thing that apple does now

well by the end of the year theyre going to

[outer tundra]

Not anymore

They backtracked

[velvet zenith]

really

[outer tundra]

They’re just making it so you need to enable developer mode and wait 1 day now

You might be able to bypass via ADB

[outer adder]

rn you cant access the obb files

[slim loom]

Just install custom rom and you good

🥀

[velvet zenith]

Just buy an iphone and u have 0 problems

[outer adder]

welp

[outer tundra]

What

No

The main problem of an iPhone

[velvet zenith]

Everything works better on an iphone

[outer adder]

just jailbreak an iphone

[outer tundra]

Is it’s built as like grandma’s/kid’s first phone

[velvet zenith]

the 100/yr for apple developer isnt even that bad

Good

Thats how phones should be

[outer tundra]

You’re baiting

[slim loom]

Trollstore better

[outer tundra]

In a jailbreak server no less

[velvet zenith]

Hows it bait

No reason to do whatever freaky shit you wanna do on a phone

Idk what android users do on their phones that iphone users cant

Besides they make it like that for security

[outer tundra]

?

Sir

Why are you here then?

[velvet zenith]

I can be in whatever server i want

[outer tundra]

Ok you’re just a troll then lol

[velvet zenith]

I could join free onlyfans servers but i dont want to be in there

[outer tundra]

Have a nice day

[velvet zenith]

Okay

@desert cairn @polar python @coarse ginkgo @muted shuttle Wtm

[coarse ginkgo]

waste 500 euros on car parts

[velvet zenith]

Real shit

What u getting

[coarse ginkgo]

iDrive 7

[velvet zenith]

i gotta get my brakes done but the dealer probably costs a ton for parts

When i can just buy them from rockauto and have them install it lowkey

[coarse ginkgo]

im just getting a "dev kit" so i can test my bmw slop properly

appstore eta s0n

[velvet zenith]

Thx

[coarse ginkgo]

Yw

[velvet zenith]

I should check how much some brake parts cost at the dealer vs rockauto

[vital knoll]

let us know when you crash

[coarse ginkgo]

nah

@vague forge compile my 3d engine faster

[velvet zenith]

Whys it 143 for 1 rotor and 132 for a set of pads

[coarse ginkgo]

lmfao

[velvet zenith]

Like its just so much cheaper bro

[coarse ginkgo]

ts looked like old reddit at first

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith

[velvet zenith]

• labour which is like ummm

150 an hour ? i dont remember what they charge

i mean ill see what they have to say in summer about it

my caliper is sticking too but i dont know which one

Probably an easy fix

[velvet zenith]

Hi

@desert cairn Beta 11 ?

[desert cairn]

ok

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[desert cairn]

is it ready

[velvet zenith]

I hope so

Works on my shit

Android no idea

[desert cairn]

do you have an android phone

moron

[velvet zenith]

Yeah it worked last night

[desert cairn]

ok lgtm

[velvet zenith]

Idk if it still works

And its android so basically i dont really care

Slop droid

[chrome peak]

Spunch bob

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle @chrome peak @velvet zenith @desert cairn

[spring wren]

yo

[coarse ginkgo]

gorn

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus

Hello

[stone latch]

Good monring people

someone got a new gundam to put together.

[muted shuttle]

interesting

[fervent dove]

- timbovill - deleted a message

@muted shuttle this persons name has your name in it

Message ID: 1484993830842273832 · Mar 21, 2026, 7:15 PM

[untold helm]

?

[stone latch]

Naw i saw the gundam box picture so I thought that he got a new model to put together.

Which to me is cool just that i dont have that kind of time an patience to put it together well anyway.

[spring wren]

who is bigfloppa on last.fm

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[spring wren]

oh seriously

thx

[muted shuttle]

i wish i could change the username but i can't without last.fm pro or whatever

i don't care enough to change accounts or anything though so

[untold helm]

only Maxine ogs remember big floppa

[spring wren]

i followed u but couldn't remember who bigfloppa was on discord

[muted shuttle]

i mean if you went to my profile you'd see uh

Hi, I'm Maxine | she/her

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[spring wren]

i didnt care enough this is all i saw

[stone latch]

oh shit i can do that

[rich dune]

Caterpillar

[muted shuttle]

oh last.fm pro is $5/month

[untold helm]

That’s not it’s arranged

[muted shuttle]

huh

[spring wren]

i legit just bought a month like 5 mins ago to see those stats

like my last.month thing

for some reason they give u week but not month for free

[untold helm]

last.fm ❌
last.month ✅

[muted shuttle]

I don't get what you're trying to say

[untold helm]

oh

I have a last fm account but I don’t use it at all

I have it synced to my Spotify and that’s really it

[spring wren]

i like the stats behind my listening so i use it a good bit

[untold helm]

I should probably set it up on rockbox and Jellyfin

[spring wren]

i use spotify for its statistics

[lament berry]

Shall I install iOS 26 on an iPhone 11 pro?

[spring wren]

you shall? idfk

[untold helm]

Should you?

[spring wren]

i wouldn't

it'll be slow asf

[lament berry]

Yes

[untold helm]

What iOS version are you on and what reason do you have to update

Remember the 11 is the minimum requirement on the iPhone side of things

[lament berry]

18 and I'd like to reset it

[untold helm]

if you reset it on device it won’t update

[lament berry]

Oh it won't?

Great

[untold helm]

From the settings app yes afaik

[lament berry]

But would it run fine on iOS 26?

[untold helm]

From iTunes it will

[coarse wedge]

bought a 1985 walkman

[untold helm]

Depends what you call fine

[coarse wedge]

not sony but plays like a fucking whistle

[lament berry]

Can run regular apps smooth

[untold helm]

It would probably be fine for daily use, abeit with lower battery life

[lament berry]

Hm ok

[spark yacht]

If you care about jailbreaking some new exploit was discovered for iOS 18

[lament berry]

Which one?

[spark yacht]

Kernel exploit

[lament berry]

What's it called?

[spark yacht]

I don’t think it has a name

[slim loom]

Darksword

[simple drift]

what now

also if it’s just a kex it’s useless

cuz

cryptex1

[slim loom]

it is

[spark yacht]

Not really

[simple drift]

you need a ppl bypass and stuff too

[spark yacht]

We could get kfd and misaka like customization apps

[spark yacht]

That’s for a full jb

[simple drift]

yes it’s progress but it’s not usable as a full jb on its own

[gilded rapids]

I’m in the desert

[spring wren]

macos mojave ahh

[gilded rapids]

Fr

[charred zodiac]

How do I get into an apple after being Apple locked? The phone is my late grandfather's and when we got the phone it was locked. Doe anyone got a tip

[spring wren]

you can unlock it with the death certificate

other than that youre boned

[charred zodiac]

Okay.

Thank u

[thick tapir]

holy fuck why is ice cream so good

[spring wren]

what flavor

[thick tapir]

any

i ate 2 nutella cones and 1 vanilla cup and 1 chocolate cup

or not nutella

kinder bueno

[spring wren]

oh lawd

i love kinder bueno

[tepid ermine]

who doesnt

🔥

[ashen basin]

Saw a sticker that said “it’s okay to be white” on a mfs car

[spring wren]

vegans

[thick tapir]

the ice cream version is interesting. hard to eat because theres like a quarter inch thick piece of a frozen version of the filling. but tastes good

[ashen basin]

And the dude driving wasn’t even white

[thick tapir]

the top of it is just very hard

[gusty gulch]

hello its a beautiful day

[static kernel]

It sure is

[untold helm]

I’ve been to like 6 maybe 7 (I swear to god) Different macOS versions so far

[spring wren]

ive been to

zero

[static kernel]

I don't have an iPhone

[spring wren]

ok

[untold helm]

🫩

[static kernel]

I have android

[ashen basin]

hi

[gusty gulch]

HIOII

[proven moss]

I need to secure a ps5

I need a specific model

Revision

Cuz on the older ones the liquid metal apparently leaks

[autumn phoenix]

should i be worried about the new website malware the new rapid security responses fixes on my iOS 13 to 16 devices?

[half compass]

enable lockdown mode if you can

and update if you don’t care about jailbreaking

and also don’t click weird websites

[simple drift]

do you daily drive lockdown mode 😭

[half compass]

no

i meant if you can’t update

or you care about jailbreaking

ldm stops coruna from working

[simple drift]

i see

[half compass]

probably stops darksword too if i had to guess

[proven moss]

https://youtu.be/V8q45bnZp1s?si=8-fx6ago8PDZ44qa