general

[umbral crest]

yes but

[gilded rapids]

Tor Myhrr:
Aesthetic-heavy, curated persona. Gives “main character in a Discord server” energy. Probably creative and interesting, but a bit image-conscious and could lean slightly ego-driven or cliquey over time.

ChatGPT is mean

lol

[umbral crest]

You can actually write anything in the language name

https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=Tim+Cook

[gilded rapids]

@frosty grail

😭

ai so funny 🥀

[copper tendon]

Interesting

[thick tapir]

holy shit theres no way this is a real product

[gilded rapids]

Real

@thick tapir

[copper tendon]

Lmfao

[umbral crest]

They have this dry, awkward humor—very low energy, believe me. It’s a bit of an offbeat vibe, not the best. You see the Walter White profile picture and the random bio, and it’s someone trying to be quirky, but they’re failing, okay? They’re not landing it. It’s mildly socially awkward, totally out of sync, but not a total disaster. They aren't looking for attention, they’re just kind of odd and very low energy. Probably harmless, maybe even chill, but definitely not someone who can carry a conversation. Not a winner!

[thick tapir]

the bio is js a kanye tweet 😔

[umbral crest]

You can probably guess what "target language" I used

[gilded rapids]

poor thing ai is called you odd 😭

[drifting marten]

what are the tweaks called flashbag and Snapback?

[gilded rapids]

@ruby copper

[toxic whale]

Might buy a Mac mini on FB marketplace today for $1800, need some opinions to make sure this looks legit

[coarse ginkgo]

what kind of a mac mini is it if its costs 1.8k

wtf

[toxic whale]

M4 Pro 48GB, 1TB, 20 core GPU option, 1gig ethernet option

(this is my screenshot btw he provided the serial # via photo)

Basically the exact configuration I would want if building to order on apple.com

$2200 new

so 400 bucks off plus no 3 month backorder

[gilded rapids]

damn I just dropped $2500 today but for my cc

[toxic whale]

I'm also dropping 1k today on car repairs kek

[gilded rapids]

[toxic whale]

mechanics at my house rn, met through family referral seems very legit

dealer quoted me 8k he's doing it for 1

[velvet zenith]

u can go there and check on apples site urself too

[coarse ginkgo]

1gig ethernet option

isnt 1gig standard on them like it has been for, like.... years..?

[velvet zenith]

oh

[coarse ginkgo]

or am i missing something

[velvet zenith]

i misread that my fault

[toxic whale]

i mentioned this to say it's not the 10gig upgrade

[coarse ginkgo]

oh

[toxic whale]

idk what I'd need a 10 gig connection for anyway

[velvet zenith]

looks legit

[gilded rapids]

🥀

[coarse ginkgo]

wtf is bro doing

[gilded rapids]

putting ur profiles through chat lmao

I’m asking it to be brutally honest about the person

[coarse ginkgo]

idk what the prices are in the us, but i feel like this is already MBP territory for the same price

[umbral crest]

chat

[toxic whale]

do mine

[velvet zenith]

@toxic whale its probably fine btw just check system info to see that all the ram and storage is there and serial matches

[gilded rapids]

@coarse ginkgo

[velvet zenith]

And make sure they remove activation lock if ur gonna buy it

[gilded rapids]

@toxic whale

Alright, quick and honest:

hippo13 (hipp013):
Playful, goofy energy. The dancing doodles + bright green theme give lighthearted, not-too-serious vibes. Feels like someone who’s comfortable online and social (23 mutuals, 10 servers), but not trying to be edgy or deep.

Overall:
Friendly, easygoing, probably fun to talk to. Not super profound or intense, just a solid, positive presence.

[coarse ginkgo]

ngl, the "not cringe" is the only thing it got wrong

[umbral crest]

Those specs on Apple Store = $2200, takes 12 weeks to ship

[toxic whale]

Ok

[gilded rapids]

it called preview a weird dude lmao

[toxic whale]

#general message
#general message

[toxic whale]

I have a MBP with the exact same specs

[velvet zenith]

Did u know u can get an m4 pro 24/512 16 inch for 1800 refurb and apple discount

[half compass]

it aint wrong

[toxic whale]

This will be for openclaw

[coarse ginkgo]

Id say go for it in that case

[umbral crest]

LMAO

[toxic whale]

I work in AI now so I'm diving head first

[umbral crest]

Doesn't OpenClaw just call Claude

[velvet zenith]

do u really need 48gb ram for openclaw

[coarse ginkgo]

yea nvm i might take that back

[toxic whale]

Im investing in a years long use case

and if its overkill ill just sell it again

[gilded rapids]

I Gemini free but I’d still rather use chatgpt

):

Wasting $20 sometimes fr

[toxic whale]

I literally work for an AI company so I'm going full send in my personal life too

[umbral crest]

If you're using remote models like Claude then OpenClaw runs on a raspberry pi, I swear people are getting Mac minis to run it just because they're following the hype tweets

[toxic whale]

Im planning to do a lot of local development

And if it doesnt work out I'll either sell it or just have a beefy desktop that will last me 10+ years

[half compass]

there's no way the tweets weren't fabricated by apple marketing

[velvet zenith]

im really considering a m4 pro mbp to replace my pc and my laptop

[umbral crest]

Also I bet AI boosters throwing OpenClaw on Mac minis is why it's back ordered

[toxic whale]

I just like spending money

[uncut surge]

@thick flax bro

[uncut surge]

Can you give me some money bro

[toxic whale]

[uncut surge]

300rs just

[half compass]

yea

[uncut surge]

Ok check ur dm

[toxic whale]

I'll give you something better

[half compass]

yea

[toxic whale]

https://ceas.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/McDonalds-Application-Form.pdf

[chilly bear]

how old are you?

[umbral crest]

"Generate Apple shortcuts with natural language" is coming btw

[ruby copper]

no way

Vibe coded shortcuts

[umbral crest]

Yes

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Wake up shortcut developer

[desert cairn]

Ok

[half compass]

im really considering a m4 pro mbp to replace my pc and my laptop

[chilly bear]

Ok

[umbral crest]

I think Mark Gurman said they were working on it for iOS 26 and it got delayed to 27, but now I saw evidence myself that it's coming in 27

[half compass]

beta

[chilly bear]

17 beta estradiol

[desert cairn]

They should hire me for the shortcuts team

[half compass]

they only hire gay people

[desert cairn]

I believe it

That's why the app is garbage

[half compass]

ong

[toxic whale]

Apple should just hire ryan petrich to port Activator

ok back to work

[gaunt glen]

yeah okay that’s fine

shortcuts are as basic as they can be so yk this can be useful

[untold helm]

job

[outer adder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/amarillocollege-work-job-application-T39By0uZSaAjSYaF9B

[untold helm]

That guy who was trying to advertise his ai agent app is cooked

[umbral crest]

Also

https://bsky.app/profile/nicolas17.xyz/post/3mg3hcux77s23

Nicolás Alvarez (@nicolas17.xyz)

[Craig Federighi voice] Safari can now detect phishing websites and warn you about them, thanks to the power of on-device Apple Intelligence.

Bluesky · Mar 2, 2026, 2:22 PM

[compact cobalt]

@manic tulip https://x.com/pokemon/status/2035039003041579229?s=46 opinions

Pokémon (@Pokemon)

splosh

X · Mar 20, 2026, 5:01 PM

[thick flax]

Yes

[untold helm]

Skid

[thick flax]

What ?

[quaint ginkgo]

Holy I got my video 30g for free basically, I got a full refund no return for the bad battery

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle I, pod

[muted shuttle]

based

[quaint ginkgo]

Ordered a battery from ifixit and if that doesn’t fix it I’m selling it for parts and getting a 7th gen

[uncut surge]

I can’t dm you why

[uncut surge]

Sajan bhai dm check karo apka

[half compass]

Japanese symbol for beginner

[outer adder]

why jellyfin metadata is so shit

[thick tapir]

why the fuck do my parents just leave money around

[thick flax]

[umbral crest]

Take it

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/war-vietnam-ptsd-shell-shock-moment-gif-3022747568394546158

[ornate latch]

in the big 26?

@desert cairn Keto down

[desert cairn]

lie

[ruby copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1283117002055221271/1344843380357861428/attachment-1.gif

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1303743230247960682/1304599050443821056/attachment.gif

[uncut surge]

@half compass bro dm me

[ashen basin]

Crimson desert does not look fun to me ngl

Reviews are like “we played 200 hours of this game and only explored 20% of the map. 10/10” ????

All that just for them to say the story is weak too

[umbral crest]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQNtGoM3FVU such a nice soft voice

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/ign/status/2035038950633443823?s=46 lmao wtf

IGN (@IGN)

Nintendo is reportedly developing an updated Switch 2 model with a removable battery. https://bit.ly/47XBZlT

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 20, 2026, 5:01 PM

[untold helm]

Yay!?

First the MacBook Neo being repairable and now this

[untold helm]

do you need money

[ruby copper]

When are they developing a new bootrom vulnerability

[uncut surge]

Yes bro 😁

[chilly bear]

how old are you

[uncut surge]

13

[chilly bear]

nvm then

[uncut surge]

Why

[polar python]

@ruby copper bro dm me

[ruby copper]

Hello

[ashen basin]

Also people are refunding the game just bc the controls are stupid

[polar python]

Sources tell me Muffin is stable.

Please god

[ruby copper]

Muffin is stable

[chilly bear]

is that you??!

[ruby copper]

No

[uncut surge]

Is there anyone using type of hacks panels

[chilly bear]

everyone wanted this

[ruby copper]

what is a hack panel

[uncut surge]

In game

[muted shuttle]

[ruby copper]

real people don't use hacks at all

Real people just play

Unless the hack is developed by yourself then it's fine

Oak client

[woven harness]

achso

[muted shuttle]

same guy that made oak client

[chilly bear]

buddy.

[ruby copper]

Yes

[woven harness]

what is oak client

[ruby copper]

Not really a hack tho

[dense valve]

mineeks minecraft hacks

[muted shuttle]

boat fly

[ruby copper]

And the new module

[muted shuttle]

duping.

Mods

[ruby copper]

rjbmc dupe

[dense valve]

Mods

[uncut surge]

Is anyone can do ios jaibreak

[dense valve]

yea

[narrow crown]

why did they use a pic of the switch oled

[dense valve]

what ios and device

[dense valve]

Cause stupid

[uncut surge]

Ios 18.5 iphone 12 pro max

[dense valve]

you can't

[ashen basin]

Prob to bait people into thinking it’s the switch 2 OLED

[chilly bear]

not yet

[chilly bear]

what if it is the switch 2 oled

[ruby copper]

Was the switch 2 not oled??

[ashen basin]

no lol

[ruby copper]

frcoal

[dense valve]

I wouldn't get a switch 2 oled

so much extra money for not that big a difference

ish

[uncut surge]

Where are you from @chilly bear bro

[ashen basin]

Most Nintendo games use bold bright colors, an OLED switch is useless to me

[dense valve]

fr

[chilly bear]

bulgaria

[dense valve]

proof

[polar python]

need a battery like this

[ruby copper]

Yeah send ur passport

[dense valve]

https://fxtwitter.com/7kirura/status/2034715520029929735 something nebula would do

きるら (@7KiRura)

これは7z xした時に-o="./path/to"という書き方をしたせいで爆誕した技術的に消すことが不可能なフォルダ

**💬 14 🔁 391 ❤️ 3.4K 👁️ 685.2K **

FxTwitter · Mar 19, 2026, 7:35 PM

[coarse ginkgo]

thinkpad, ewaste

[uncut surge]

Nice country bro

[dense valve]

"This is the folder that was explosively born—and is technically impossible to delete—because I used the -o="./path/to" syntax when I did 7z x."

[dry monolith]

Red nose day

[chilly bear]

ok hold on let me go outside before i doxx myself

[dense valve]

Ok

[ruby copper]

No

[polar python]

muffin doesnt even have a passport

what a stupid cat

[coarse ginkgo]

@ruby copper hi

[ruby copper]

Hello

[ruby copper]

He does

[polar python]

Why

Stupid cat he dont need that

[ruby copper]

You just get one

For dogs and cats

Prob other animals as well

Idk

[chilly bear]

@dense valve see bro

[polar python]

what is it?
the European pet passport is only for dogs, cats, and ferrets. it's an official document that proves your pet is microchipped, vaccinated, and fit for travel.
:claude: 🌐 • 15.7s • Claude Opus 4.6

why ferrets

[ruby copper]

Do US pets not get a passport

[dense valve]

no

[polar python]

i dont know i never inquired

[dense valve]

i know

[polar python]

european mfs when they forget to pay their ferret license

[chilly bear]

don't need one

that's a stupid concept

[dense valve]

false

[ashen basin]

Bro one of the contestants on the bachelorette season that just got canceled was the driver in the accident that paralyzed former congressman Madison Cawthorn 💀💀💀

[dense valve]

@ruby copper bro trust me

trust def my passport

[thick tapir]

yo i used to have a ferret

[dense valve]

i mean not really

[polar python]

lol

[muted shuttle]

i got that same email

funniest shit i read today

[dense valve]

i've traveled outside the country with my dog before

[polar python]

in the same email

[chilly bear]

fym not really

they have a microchip for a reason

[ruby copper]

What if I tell a really funny joke.

[chilly bear]

impossible.

[muted shuttle]

If its funnier then it'll be the funniest shit i read today

[dense valve]

shi that does remind me that biscuit was never micro chipped

[chilly bear]

:kokotroll:

[ruby copper]

Bro lost nitro

[chilly bear]

[ruby copper]

🈁

[chilly bear]

kokotroll just doesn't exist

[ruby copper]

Hold on

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[ruby copper]

nvm I'm not gonna burn trees for it

Burn water whatever

[dense valve]

I will

[chilly bear]

do not ai.

[ruby copper]

Yes

[dense valve]

Yeah i'm gonna burn water bro

[chilly bear]

that's what rockets do

[ruby copper]

fr

[dense valve]

drake computer gif

[chilly bear]

why don't cars use water

[dense valve]

they would but the government got the guy that did

[copper pelican]

do i move to linux on my desktop

[dense valve]

Saw this in redacted already :/

[versed sun]

M1 gets loud while running Minecraft no other game or app can do that

[ruby copper]

Why r u in there anyway

[chilly bear]

yea

[narrow crown]

surely logic pro can do that

[ruby copper]

Back in my day Ono was for orange names

[muted shuttle]

I know of another app that can do this.

Macs fan control

[ruby copper]

Now there's blue names

[muted shuttle]

[ruby copper]

Green names

Red names

[muted shuttle]

sorry.....

[ruby copper]

Purple names

[dense valve]

It came up last year then night said oh you aren't? then added me

[versed sun]

Davinci didn’t even turn the fans on

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper

[dense valve]

I know that I don't fit the name of the thread but by that logic neither does maxine or two other people

[ruby copper]

Yes

Kick Maxine from Ono

[muted shuttle]

i am in ono because i am really sweet and cool

:3

[dense valve]

Fr

[ruby copper]

No

[muted shuttle]

wdym no

:(

[dense valve]

Mods leaking

[velvet zenith]

N o

[ruby copper]

Kick Maxine keep wilson

[dense valve]

I avoided naming it because last time I did night told me not to

[ruby copper]

The rest can stay as is

[muted shuttle]

#general message

[chilly bear]

naming what?

[muted shuttle]

Mineek did it.

Mods leaking.

[chilly bear]

[ruby copper]

Who cares about naming Ono lol

Everyone knows it exists

[dense valve]

I didn't see that sorry

I know

[ruby copper]

It's not like #1084320818231787552

[muted shuttle]

fr #1084320818231787552

[ruby copper]

Or #1234288142366933062

[versed sun]

50 fps

[dense valve]

Is that certain jb testing

[muted shuttle]

#925909162666373140

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn What the hell

[polar python]

https://x.com/DiscordPreviews/status/2035067560295592207
15 DOLLA DISCORD GIFT CARD

Discord Previews (@DiscordPreviews)

Discord is working on a Gift Card system.
Users will be able to redeem gift cards on Discord in order to purchase Nitro or get profile items from the Shop.

X · Mar 20, 2026, 6:54 PM

[velvet zenith]

@polar python Wtm

[ashen basin]

this is confusing as fuck

[polar python]

We must run hundreds of concurrent AI agents in parallel and escape the permanent underclass, no matter the cost.

[velvet zenith]

Im raising money for an m4 pro

[polar python]

Just spawned a Claude instance to analyze why Mineek fr reacted me.

[muted shuttle]

Just spawned a Claude instance to analyze why Mineek fr reacted me.

[velvet zenith]

We should have a bunch of bots in here just talking

But dont let the mods know

[muted shuttle]

Thats just you and nebula

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn help

[polar python]

Jake

and Greg and Victor

[muted shuttle]

U gotta type in your password

[ruby copper]

I was thinking of selfbotting Orion but got scared

[velvet zenith]

Gregs busy

Hes watching

[chilly bear]

you should

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Can u add Orion here

[muted shuttle]

No

[velvet zenith]

Greg is busy watching

[muted shuttle]

Aaron will kill me

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Can u add Orion here

[muted shuttle]

No

[dense valve]

what's orion

[muted shuttle]

Aaron will kill me

[ruby copper]

It would be funny

[velvet zenith]

No cause theres probably some bug that allows any user to do whatever they want

[chilly bear]

ask aaron

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Can u add J.A.R.V.I.S here

[ruby copper]

Just don't give it permissions?

[muted shuttle]

Nop aaron will point his jewish space laser at me

[ruby copper]

Ts guy is stupid af

[muted shuttle]

And turn it on

[velvet zenith]

Like duplicating items

[dense valve]

discord bot client:

[velvet zenith]

And spawning illegal items too

[coarse ginkgo]

sounds based to me

[dense valve]

wai

o

[ruby copper]

Rjbmc can do this as well because Maxine added her vibe coded plugin

[versed sun]

Frames didn’t even drop when unplugging it

[coarse ginkgo]

r we deadass

time to hop on rjbmc

[ruby copper]

Check dm lean

[coarse ginkgo]

you didnt send me shit

[muted shuttle]

?

i don't have any vibe coded plugins

[coarse ginkgo]

@ignray

[muted shuttle]

i compiled coreprotect but that's it

[coarse ginkgo]

fuck he aint here

i thought he was

[ruby copper]

Check now

[muted shuttle]

mineek blaming me for a dupe glitch when its paper

im crine

[coarse ginkgo]

whitelist ignray :3

[muted shuttle]

he's not in the server

or member plus and whatever

[ruby copper]

Vibe coded paper fork

[muted shuttle]

it's stock paper

[coarse ginkgo]

he was 😭

[muted shuttle]

Key word was.

[coarse ginkgo]

god i feel high

[thick tapir]

twin

[coarse ginkgo]

im sick

kinda

[ruby copper]

Get well soon

[coarse ginkgo]

better than i was, but still not ballin

thx

[warm plover]

Silly question: any cowabunga lite animation speed equivalent for ios 26?

[narrow crown]

i wish

[teal bramble]

hELLO

[obtuse igloo]

is it just a catch-all AI filter?

[gilded rapids]

@thick tapir @idle wedge it going up

[thick tapir]

fawkkk

[alpine chasm]

A gallon? This is fine, here we reached 4.15 i think for gas

[untold helm]

skids

“I’m so cool for cheating!1!1!1! im so shit at the game1!!1”

[gilded rapids]

yea a gallon

jeez

[untold helm]

Where tf is this

[thick tapir]

here we are in the 3.60 to 3.70 range

[gilded rapids]

Where i live

[untold helm]

Cali

$4-5

[gilded rapids]

Norfolk Virginia

East coast

[untold helm]

We envy your gas prices

[thick tapir]

last time i filled up i paid 4.20 a gallon for premium 🥀

[untold helm]

lmao that’s our regular price

[gilded rapids]

That’s why we have big cars here lol. It was $2.45 a gallon like last month

we like our oil x

[untold helm]

wtf cheap

[gilded rapids]

🇺🇸

[terse dome]

your gallons are cheaper than our liters

💀

[teal bramble]

Wrong acatto

But ts fine bruh

[gilded rapids]

oh

Sorry I was driving

😭

[gilded rapids]

Ily

[teal bramble]

Dw bruh

[coarse ginkgo]

import com.bmw.psdz.api.data.SVT;
import com.bmw.psdz.api.data.ecu.ECUIdentifier;
import com.bmw.psdz.certificate.management.bf.CertificateServiceBF;
import com.bmw.psdz.certificate.management.data.CertMemoryObject;
import com.bmw.psdz.certificate.management.data.CertMemoryObjectType;
import com.bmw.psdz.certificate.management.data.EcuFailureResponse;
import com.bmw.psdz.certificate.management.data.FetchEcuCertCheckingResult;
import com.bmw.psdz.certificate.management.data.ReadCertMemoryObjectResult;
import com.bmw.psdz.certificate.management.data.RequestEcuCertCheckingResult;
import com.bmw.psdz.common.registry.ServiceConfiguration;
import com.bmw.psdz.common.registry.annotation.RegistryTypeInternal;
import java.util.Set;
import javax.annotation.Nonnull;

@RegistryTypeInternal(scope=ServiceConfiguration.ServiceScope.SESSION, implementor=CertificateServiceBF.class)
public interface CertificateServiceBCI {
    public FetchEcuCertCheckingResult fetchEcuCertChecking(@Nonnull Set<ECUIdentifier> var1, @Nonnull SVT var2, int var3);

    public RequestEcuCertCheckingResult requestEcuCertChecking(@Nonnull Set<ECUIdentifier> var1, @Nonnull SVT var2, int var3);

    public ReadCertMemoryObjectResult readCertMemoryObjects(@Nonnull Set<ECUIdentifier> var1, @Nonnull SVT var2, @Nonnull CertMemoryObjectType var3);

    public Set<EcuFailureResponse> writeCertMemoryObjects(@Nonnull Set<CertMemoryObject> var1, @Nonnull SVT var2);
}

[teal bramble]

@terse dome

hello my friend…….

[bright drum]

THATS NOT ONE JENGA MINI

[rotund glade]

@idle wedge Hi

[teal bramble]

bro food isnt even done

[rotund glade]

DA?

@teal bramble Just go sleep.... GoodNIGHT...

[terse dome]

goedenavond

[thick tapir]

bro i want mcdonalds but all i can get is pizza 😔

fuck my stupid chungus life

[narrow crown]

chicken nugget pizza

[gusty gulch]

this is insane

6 fucking dollars

that's $60 to fill up my little toyota

[tepid ermine]

why gas prices high

[thick tapir]

no chicken nuggets in the house

[tepid ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381651951814836225/1323013362128523406/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[teal bramble]

Dm

[thick tapir]

i regret bullying my parents for buying an ev 😮‍💨

[untold helm]

We were just talking about gas prices earlier 🥀

[gusty gulch]

fr

I should have gotten a hybrid

[teal bramble]

fREEDOM FOR IRAN

idk what yall complaining bout gas prices

[gusty gulch]

I'm just gonna learn how to fly

[thick tapir]

also why do evs get all these crazy ass interiors whereas ice vehicles are js stuck with some ugly interior

[gusty gulch]

it's $6 in cali

[gusty gulch]

Ice????

[gilded rapids]

…

Girl

[thick tapir]

internal combustion engine

[gusty gulch]

my parents filled up my car

I'm good for like 2 weeks

[gilded rapids]

How can you afford that?

😭

[teal bramble]

salary

[gusty gulch]

luckily I got a small fuel efficient car

[gusty gulch]

it $60 to fill up

my old car with old prices was $80

so we still winnint

[gilded rapids]

I topped off my tank, cause I’m about to travel to another state this weekend

[quaint ginkgo]

I bought an iPhone SE2 64Gb for just $47

[thick tapir]

i get like 12 gallons of premium for like 55 dollars i think

[gilded rapids]

broke moves call for broke measures I get Walmart gas rn fr

[thick tapir]

something like that last time i went

[gusty gulch]

I also only need the cheapest

[thick tapir]

i get my 10 cents off for free 🥱 (i dont use walmart gas)

free walmart+

[gusty gulch]

I'm waiting for fucking corporate to approve my housing

fucking hell

[tepid ermine]

both of em are worse than each other

[gusty gulch]

what does this mean

[thick tapir]

my last fill up march 11th

[tepid ermine]

what am trying to say both countries are bad

[silver scaffold]

https://www.amazon.com/s?me=ATVPDKIKX0DER&s=price-desc-rank&tag=teammjd-20

[gusty gulch]

yeah but one is considerably worse

[tepid ermine]

both

[silver scaffold]

$4.20/gallon

[thick tapir]

yep

[tepid ermine]

what’s your car

[silver scaffold]

That's high for my area ngl

[thick tapir]

for premium

[thick tapir]

2006 slk 350

[gilded rapids]

I’m gonna have to drop like $500 on new tires soon

Bless Costco

[untold helm]

?

[thick tapir]

i need to drop 500 on a new radio soon 😭

[gilded rapids]

😭

[silver scaffold]

It's really interesting

[silver scaffold]

Or you could get a Mekede Tech

[thick tapir]

why

[silver scaffold]

That makes more sense

[silver scaffold]

Cheaper

Probably better featured

[thick tapir]

barely

im not spending anything more than like 200 on a head unit tho

[silver scaffold]

Oh r u doing speakers too?

[thick tapir]

no js an amp

[wicked surge]

https://youtu.be/_zVLoef7PuE?si=aTjlAy6hEOWfAFkQ

[silver scaffold]

Built in amp

[gilded rapids]

January 🥀

[thick tapir]

2 ohm speakers

[silver scaffold]

That sounds light

[rancid prawn]

yo is sodium possible on ios 16.7.12

[chilly bear]

can't remember

[wicked surge]

remember

[rancid prawn]

is there any way i can downgrade it?

[untold helm]

Sodium referring to?

[rancid prawn]

yh

or wdym

[wicked surge]

@low mortar hey where you been?

[chilly bear]

yep.

[low mortar]

Busy with uni 😭

But I was in hospital today

[wicked surge]

wtf why

[low mortar]

Either appendicitis or another stone

[autumn pendant]

i love watching vdeos

[low mortar]

Appendicitis tests are borderline, I have a scan in the morning

[wicked surge]

stop drinking so much soda

[thick tapir]

idk overheating or sum bs. and the other reason i want an amp is cuz loud

[untold helm]

Windows 7 or a 10/11 rice

[rancid prawn]

okay can anyone help me download palera1n

[silver scaffold]

It's amazing how many people download from YT even though they don't want you to

[low mortar]

Both my tests for appendicitis and stones are borderline

But I’m on morphine rn

[autumn pendant]

i guess youll never know

[low mortar]

And it’s made no diff to my pain but has made me sleepy so I’m vibing

[untold helm]

What device/iOS and what os is your computer

[quiet charm]

Arguably the worst setup ever

[wicked surge]

are you still in hospital

[untold helm]

(Preferably Linux or macOS)

[silver scaffold]

US or outside?

[rancid prawn]

windows 10 and ios 16.7.12

[low mortar]

No they sent me home after giving me morphine and scheduling a scan first thing tomorrow

[low mortar]

Outside

[untold helm]

Do you have a spare usb drive

[silver scaffold]

You should hackintosh the Dell

[low mortar]

They gave me one dose of morphine and then 30 codeine pills

[rancid prawn]

yep

[autumn pendant]

i like this bc i can have my entire videos without any buffering or anything and they will never go away :3

im watching the 1 hour minecraft arg video now :D

[wicked surge]

damn im sorry

[silver scaffold]

YouTube should just allow downloading atp

tbh

[rancid prawn]

@untold helm dm me its easier

[low mortar]

Im chillin tbh

I feel good rn

[autumn pendant]

they do with premium iirc

[low mortar]

Morphine is pretty cool

[untold helm]

Move to #jailbreak

[rancid prawn]

ok

[silver scaffold]

It's like Netflix's downloading tho

[quiet charm]

But I have a MacBook and it works fine with it plugged in to the dell HDMI IN

[autumn pendant]

i just use stacher

[wicked surge]

so are you

🙂

[silver scaffold]

I have a Lenovo that does that, but I still hackintoshed it lol

[quiet charm]

Fair enough

the dell is on life support so ill prolly hackintosh it

[silver scaffold]

If you want SIP, then go with Sequoia

Otherwise go Tahoe

[silver scaffold]

Do you have the premium assurance updates from January 2026?

[quiet charm]

I'll do sequoia because ain't no way this peace of shit is running Tahoe

[autumn pendant]

do i have the What?

[silver scaffold]

The Windows 7 updates from January 2026

[lusty oak]

Dylib ipapot!

[autumn pendant]

22h2 (as in 10 22h2)

[silver scaffold]

What gen Intel? Is it Celeron?

[autumn pendant]

just a very in-depth theme

[silver scaffold]

Ah it's themed Win 10

[autumn pendant]

even does the login screen

[quiet charm]

Idfk I got this like five years ago for free

[silver scaffold]

You have the badge on there

[quiet charm]

This badge?

I know it has an nvdia 600 series in it too

I don't know much else about this thing

Oh yeah it's a DELL XPS One 2710

[silver scaffold]

Should be able to get that working on Sequoia with OCLP

Since it's Kepler

[quiet charm]

Oooo cool

[silver scaffold]

Although it would work better on Monterey

[quiet charm]

I'll try to hackintosh is tomorrow since it's my second all nighter in a row and i have to get up early tomorrow

cya

[untold helm]

3rd gen sticker

[quiet charm]

Seems right

[untold helm]

i5 2500 most likely is my guess based off that alone

[quiet charm]

Hold on imma go find my hbcd cd

[chilly bear]

nerd...

[wicked surge]

@vital knoll I thought BTS split up?

why they making new songs

https://youtu.be/b4iVv91Z6lY?si=n_GPMIqtfcjDLl3F

[quiet charm]

Intel i5 3330S

is what it shows up as

[thick tapir]

fuck i dont have tip money

[agile phoenix]

if cydia is dead how is it still possible to download things from it and add repos

[thick tapir]

i feel like 5 dollars on a 20 dollar delivery is too little 😮‍💨

[chilly bear]

yea

[thick tapir]

but my only over money is 20 dollar bills

yo you can pay online????

what times we are living in

[half compass]

Generational image

[autumn pendant]

the fuck the reddit guys doing there

why would you sob react your own message twin

[half compass]

idk

i was looking for a mastodon banner

and i found ts

[thick tapir]

MICHAEL 🫡🫡🫡

[half compass]

Michael who

[viscid zenith]

hi guys.

[hushed spruce]

hi

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-spirirtually-israeli-star-brilliance-nothing-but-netanyahu-netanyahu-gif-5313104981450327480

[thick tapir]

how the fuck did dominos make and cook my order in under 2 minutes

[hushed spruce]

can someone help me get me the 0.73 ipa for stumble guys decrypted cuz im not able to jailbreak my phone

[thick tapir]

what the actual fuck are they sending me

am i going to get raw dough, the right pizza, or a random fucking pizza

[half compass]

it’s piracy figure it out yourself

[hushed spruce]

ik how but im on ios 18

rip

[viscid zenith]

he can pay u 1e

[chilly bear]

@half compass ill pay u 2e if u help me instead

[half compass]

Ok deal!

[hushed spruce]

i can pay him 1 reals

[viscid zenith]

@half compass i can give u 3 gems on stumbleguys

[hushed spruce]

w 687h ❤️‍🩹

[half compass]

I’ll do it for 2 grams of cocaine but only if it aint laced

[hushed spruce]

check dms

[coarse ginkgo]

?

[thick tapir]

HOLY

[coarse ginkgo]

fuck you

i want a pizza now

[half compass]

Thanks the cocaine is really good

[hushed spruce]

np

[coarse ginkgo]

🫪

[chilly bear]

i can do 2 grams of fent laced with coke

[half compass]

sorry it’s too late

[hushed spruce]

yes

[half compass]

I already got my cocaine

[chilly bear]

ok.

[hushed spruce]

ipa now fastttzztztz

[chilly bear]

[thick tapir]

maybe dominos is good wtf

i’ve always been a hater

[runic gate]

Is there any on device jailbreak for a iPhone 4s running iOS 9.3.6

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Ohhh but im big and greedy when i get dominos huh

[ornate latch]

yes

[desert cairn]

Fat fuck

[velvet zenith]

In fact i dont even get delivery

Who tf wants to pay a tip

Like u just drove my pizza 10 minutes to me

[half compass]

im tuff

[agile phoenix]

does legacy ios kit work on linux mint

[half compass]

idk bro what do you think

[thick tapir]

bro i want4ed dominos

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-of-wall-street-rookie-numbers-gif-20904132

[teal bramble]

z

[untold helm]

carbon

[spring wren]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[versed sun]

Didn’t know I could do this?

[shut jewel]

who wants too play some of robolx wiht me?

[teal bramble]

ts been A thing

[polar python]

Ok

[vocal plinth]

stfu

Stinky

Ass

Bitch

[velvet zenith]

@spark gale @desert cairn @polar python Checkout will be available at 3/21/2026, ET Sat night (1 Day)
Thank you for your patience while we're closed for Shabbat. You may still add items to your cart or wish list for later checkout. Request Alert When Checkout Reopens

[vital knoll]

nah they went to mandatory military service which is 2 years 2 months. usually groups stagger it so some members are always promoting

[wicked surge]

otterBleh

[spark gale]

Is this B&H

[velvet zenith]

Yea

[untold helm]

Bath and Home?

[jagged turret]

No

[exotic thistle]

hi skibidis

[half raft]

Hi

[chilly bear]

@dense zinc reference

[autumn lodge]

Thank god Tim Cook and Steve Jobs aren’t in the Epstein files

Oh well he is but not in a bad way

He never even went to the island

Why were you on the island 🤨

[ashen basin]

Why was hoppers a psychological thriller

[twin wedge]

Lol

[chilly bear]

hoppin dih dih dih

[alpine cypress]

why is this what my discord opened to I hate you now I need to buy pizza

[untold helm]

iOS Jailbreaking is

Epstein had jailbroken Apple TV 2s on the plane

[autumn lodge]

WTH

[chilly bear]

man why don't we get bloopers during the credits anymore

they RUINED movies

[untold helm]

I believe he was also friends with a iOS security researcher, and allegedly went to a cybersecurity convention (most likely being defcon)

[jaunty garnet]

???

[jaunty garnet]

epste1n jb eta

[untold helm]

JewB

(Pronounced Jew JB)

[chilly bear]

thats antisemitic but ok

[twin wedge]

Oi

[untold helm]

???

[real cobalt]

I Just read what u sent and it's definitely defcon

A Vegas conference in August literally nothing else it could be

[spark gale]

Why you visiting them

[muted shuttle]

mac

[velvet zenith]

I was looking at something

[spark gale]

I work for them

[velvet zenith]

Wtf

[spark gale]

That’s my main job

[muted shuttle]

Can i use your family and friends discount

Thx

[spark gale]

I handle IT at their corporate office

[spark gale]

No

[muted shuttle]

Ok i see how it is

[spark gale]

That’s for friends and family

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[ornate latch]

that's just palera1n itself

[teal bramble]

wtf leaked

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/miam-beast-gif-21077499

[untold helm]

Maxine isn’t your friend?

yeah that tracks

[half compass]

no obviously

she's his unpaid worker

[untold helm]

Why tf would she get a discount

[teal bramble]

any apple employees here lmk 👀

[chilly bear]

hey 😅

[ornate latch]

No

[half compass]

im an apple employee

[teal bramble]

im an apple employee

[untold helm]

im an apple employee

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1355708914209128588/1457945342204051585/nowaybro.gif

[ornate latch]

xrt try not to mention feinberg challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[half compass]

shut up

[chilly bear]

feinberg discovering he can just break supers keyboard to make him win

[half compass]

you're all guppies

[chilly bear]

so?

ur a poser.

[half compass]

Yea

Posers dni

[ornate latch]

sorry if i'm not that autistic

[chilly bear]

you better be

[teal bramble]

?

[velvet zenith]

For what

[polar python]

broke ass probably wants a discount

[velvet zenith]

Hey i dont blame him the discount is like 15%

or something

Idk what it actually is

[ornate latch]

Foid ai not generating enough money

[velvet zenith]

Hes spending it all on the elite head game from his girlfriend

[half compass]

he needs to get back to work and scrape more keys

[velvet zenith]

He really wanted us to know about his girlfriends head game

[half compass]

@teal bramble yo where can i book an appointment

[rotund glade]

@teal bramble Benjammin netenyahu

[teal bramble]

its 15%

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[teal bramble]

thats like 4590$ for a maxxed out m5 max

kinda

out of 5.4k

[ornate latch]

acting like you have $4,590

[velvet zenith]

The mac i was looking at is like 2200 on normal refurb store and like 1800 with discount

[teal bramble]

i coukld

[half compass]

yea so could anybody

just rob a bank

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[teal bramble]

ohh ok

[half compass]

@chilly bear 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ OPPONENT PACE DETECTED ONSCREEN 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ MATCH AT RISK 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ BREAK KEYBOARD IMMEDIATELY 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ ͏

[ornate latch]

thx

[untold helm]

iOS 26:

[teal bramble]

cortisol spike

[half compass]

breaking your keyboard is the opposite of a cortisol spike

[teal bramble]

ah oke

[ornate latch]

i'm quite sure it isn't

[half compass]

stop being a hater

[ornate latch]

Sorry

[half compass]

you need to become a believer

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-meep-low-cortisol-dance-chibi-gif-17107758709618840273

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn 􀅴 The program license agreement has been updated.

Accept the latest Apple Developer Program License Agreement by April 15, 2026 to maintain access to membership resources, including Certificates, Identifiers & Profiles, App Store Connect, and the App Store Connect API.

[teal bramble]

@nebula 􀅴 The program license agreement has been updated.

Accept the latest Apple Developer Program License Agreement by April 15, 2026 to maintain access to membership resources, including Certificates, Identifiers & Profiles, App Store Connect, and the App Store Connect API.

[velvet zenith]

Wow that agreement is massive

[teal bramble]

massive?

[velvet zenith]

113 pages

[half compass]

this stone converts x86_64 instructions into arm64 instructions

[untold helm]

wtf

fex rock

[half compass]

no it’s the rosetta stone

idiot

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosetta_Stone

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1427291185575362772/caption.gif

[manic tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/381651951814836225/1323013362128523406/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[chilly bear]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/fex_stone

[fervent dove]

@glacial valve's timezone is Europe/Paris 🇫🇷
It is currently 02:57 AM CET

[teal bramble]

par i

[burnt kite]

We know you do that

It's like you can feel vibes through the screen

[ornate latch]

We know you do that
It's like you can feel vibes through the screen

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-shut-up-chris-rock-will-smith-slap-gif-25233455

[half compass]

tuff

[manic tulip]

That’s 75% of being a moderator

[chilly bear]

wait wrong one

[manic tulip]

What was that

[chilly bear]

https://girlcockx.com/penwoodblock/status/2034814584087773257

Pendulum Woodblock (@PenWoodblock)

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[manic tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301254521565220994/1475875841782059038/caption.gif

[ornate latch]

gay porn

[fervent dove]

Hydrate edited a message

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301254521565220994/1475875841782059038/caption.gif

Message ID: 1484734096746741770 · Mar 21, 2026, 2:03 AM

[manic tulip]

Dammit

I got myself

[chilly bear]

stupid...

[manic tulip]

I forgot gifs embedding count as an edit

For some reason

[untold helm]

Whaaa where

[ornate latch]

shit software

[manic tulip]

Don’t worry this is why gir invented

Server logs

[vocal plinth]

Gir got that backdoor for a reason

[untold helm]

I have a backdoor to gir

[manic tulip]

Nice still image

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301254521565220994/1475875841782059038/caption.gif

[simple drift]

haboš baboš

[half compass]

?

wait

oh ok

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/cortisol-level-gif-2410901269072201082

brother

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-meep-low-cortisol-dance-chibi-gif-17107758709618840273

[half compass]

somebody plaster a low cortisol jpg onto this image

thx

[simple drift]

my cortisol is so low

[half compass]

why are you awake

[simple drift]

i just got home from a concert

[half compass]

usecase?

[simple drift]

what

[half compass]

usecase? usecase?

usecase?

[simple drift]

?

[half compass]

@rich dune this is all your fault

[simple drift]

bro what the fuck are you on about

[half compass]

he changed me

it’s not okay

[simple drift]

use case

[thick tapir]

MOTHERFUCKER

[simple drift]

hi

[thick tapir]

my parents have a 100ms audio delay on the tv ???

[simple drift]

ok

it’s a television

who cares

[half compass]

USECASE???????

[thick tapir]

me

[half compass]

WHAT IS THE CASE OF USE

[thick tapir]

i dont think there is one

[half compass]

EXACTLY

[thick tapir]

like i literally couldnt watch anything on this tv before

[simple drift]

fuckin nerd

[half compass]

THERE IS NO USECASE FOR WATCHING TV!!!!!!

[thick tapir]

no like its actually bad vro

[half compass]

THROW IT OUT NOW

[simple drift]

he is searching for the use case

[thick tapir]

100ms kinda a long time

[rotund glade]

What about entertainment

[simple drift]

america to europe ping over fibre internet

100 milliseconds

use case?

[half compass]

Watch your mouth

[rotund glade]

Delay

[simple drift]

there is no use case.

[rotund glade]

Use case?

[simple drift]

bean shapiro

what is the use case of bean shapiro

[rotund glade]

Knowledge

[half compass]

Imprisonment and capture

[simple drift]

🔔

[rotund glade]

Subscribe and click the bell

[jagged turret]

And I thought accidentally burning 6/44100 samples offset between one channel on a CD was bad

[ashen basin]

Jesus Christ

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[topaz lily]

Hello everyone.

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[ashen basin]

Hoppers might be the only Pixar movie that has had me constantly thinking about it afterwards

The rabbit hole it just took me on is wild

[simple drift]

hi

1075452593226121419

[half raft]

Hello

Nice

Waiting for a delivery of 2 delicious zamburger

God has a plan for each of us

[ashen basin]

😭

[exotic thistle]

hi skibidis

[half compass]

ipod 6 7

[thick tapir]

???

stg my parents write in hieroglyphs

[simple drift]

¥120包邮
36人想要！3242浏览
苹果ipod 6 7工程机 有几千台 有量的朋友私聊 单台120元一台不包坏

[velvet zenith]

Have you considered that youre just restarted

Doesnt bts have some thing on netflix tomorrow

I saw some guys story asking for someones netflix account to watch whatever

Okay

I showed my friend the same story yesterday and i think she said it was bts

I dont remember

[muted quartz]

why the fuck is my iphone suddenly struggling to connect to the internet

i got mine not even a year ago

[velvet zenith]

Ok

Then ask apple

Idk bro

They have support people

U dont even have to call them either

No

@limber temple Hi

And what does that make you

Pedophile

No u gotta get like level 15 or whatever

@limber temple Hey

U a freak

[muted quartz]

turns out it was VPN

[exotic thistle]

why we bullying brandon

and why didnt i get invited

[muted quartz]

ElaraTired

[exotic thistle]

that would do it

[muted quartz]

silly me

[exotic thistle]

how tf do u suck at imessage games

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Whos genius idea at spotify was it to put Video Available in the artist name

[thick tapir]

no

[exotic thistle]

just tap screen

[exotic thistle]

well consider it

[thick tapir]

why

its hieroglyphics

ts is in chinese

[limber temple]

that’s not true

[velvet zenith]

Uh huh ..

Still waiting on my money

But ur lowk a jew so ur waiting for the interest from it first

[limber temple]

second time i got called a jew today my sisters bf said i was one cause i ordered an ipad for her and i told her i needed the 89 cents still cause she could only send dollar amounts on apple cash

[velvet zenith]

how come ur trans

[limber temple]

i am not trans

[velvet zenith]

I cannot say that and leave that message publically available

Theres a few of them around

[limber temple]

He told me what you said

It’s funny

Twink

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn <t:1774064307:R>

[limber temple]

Does the lake house have a drill i can use to hang the mirrors.

[velvet zenith]

@limber temple When will refurb have a 14 inch mbp 24gb

[exotic thistle]

soon

[velvet zenith]

Do you know this information brandon saldan

How u guys move from middle of no where north carolina to middle of no where south carolina

[exotic thistle]

probs with a moving truck

[limber temple]

i have no clue

[velvet zenith]

I have

[limber temple]

Does it have a drill @main shuttle

[velvet zenith]

Its cool

we r putting the ummm

[narrow crown]

can i see the bathroom

[velvet zenith]

Laminate flooring? in the kitchen/dining room and bathroom

[narrow crown]

better be nice

[velvet zenith]

They cant do that

Ok

[narrow crown]

direct message me tha bathroom

[limber temple]

Never said this

[narrow crown]

not a furry just a f

[velvet zenith]

Yo just gave u an insight in staff chat

[limber temple]

LVP

[narrow crown]

ag...

[half compass]

?

[velvet zenith]

What

youre one too bro

fym ew

Ive seen your instagram

Not by choice

[limber temple]

Laminate vinyl plank

Flooring

Just say you’re not blue collar

[velvet zenith]

Im not

[limber temple]

Soft hands brother