general

[gilded rapids]

Aside from the train noises

[vital knoll]

we're not in Kansas anymore toto

[tepid ermine]

instagram don't work on ios 18 or what

[tepid ermine]

where then detroit?

[fallen pelican]

i hyate everythiongh

dfhirtiherti

[fallen pelican]

became human ig

[ashen basin]

Gm

[polar lance]

Hey guys

[jaunty garnet]

is this that one game

[ashen basin]

No

[polar lance]

So does troll face not work at all with ios 18.2.1?

[ashen basin]

This is a beta screenshot of pokemon winds and waves from when it was still targeting the switch 1

[jaunty garnet]

correct

it doesn’t work

[ashen basin]

but it’s old asf so it truly means nothing. Just new blastoise lol

They could have entirely removed him by this point 🤷‍♂️

[untold helm]

It does not work on that version

[polar lance]

Any other apps or something i can use?

[fallen pelican]

sometimes you really dont know someone

#blocked

@simple drift

[untold helm]

Sidestore

[ashen basin]

sometimes you really dont know someone

#blocked

[simple drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980195023209500732/986727979164004352/dumbass.gif

[polar lance]

Can u share the link with me pls :)

[untold helm]

Hi

[untold helm]

https://sidestore.io

[polar lance]

Ty

[jaunty garnet]

there’s a better guide

[simple drift]

hi

[jaunty garnet]

@polar lance https://gist.github.com/sinceohsix/688637ac04695d1ff38f844acc8ba7f3

[polar lance]

And that is

Aight imma go with this since u say its better ty

[jaunty garnet]

it’s since you also need live container for unlimited apps

[polar lance]

Honestly i dont get it but alr

[muted shuttle]

sometimes you really dont know someone

#blocked

@simple drift

[tepid ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/eagle-i-caught-that-reference-eagle-catching-ball-gif-16658554291281102391

[split nimbus]

what happen freen

[muted shuttle]

i was copying luke

#general message

Nothing happened.....

[split nimbus]

WAOW

i almost thought this was real ,

[jaunty garnet]

#blocked

[split nimbus]

waowe,

[stark spruce]

i was copying luke

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

Look at this caterpillar

Hes moving

Where do you think hes going ?

:(

[fervent dove]

plx deleted a message

away from you

Message ID: 1483238183155142787 · Mar 16, 2026, 10:59 PM

[muted shuttle]

plx that's mean

[terse dome]

good evening

[muted shuttle]

rude

discord is on my hdr monitor.

[simple drift]

discord is on my laptop

i flashbanged myself

in the effort to flashbang you

[muted shuttle]

:/

[simple drift]

#worthit

[chilly bear]

sometimes you really dont know someone

#blocked

@half compass

[fallen pelican]

hello sex pess

pests

[muted shuttle]

huh

[fallen pelican]

im saying hello

to the sext pests

[muted shuttle]

Interesting.

Who is this directed to.

[fallen pelican]

the sex pests

[untold helm]

Maxine.

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

[simple drift]

himself

[muted shuttle]

Hi kate Please dont spam

[fallen pelican]

fucking idiot

[muted shuttle]

Hi luke Please dont be mean

[fallen pelican]

hi maxine im sorry

[muted shuttle]

Good

[fallen pelican]

i have something to apologise

[untold helm]

@brisk tulip ?

[fallen pelican]

https://klipy.com/gifs/360-walk-away

@muted shuttle for u

[simple drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/skeleton-running-past

[muted shuttle]

Why did he walk backwards

It was a 360 not a 180

[fallen pelican]

hes mike

[simple drift]

im seeing a rapper called mike live in september

[fallen pelican]

thats why he did a 360

[simple drift]

with

earl sweatshirt

[fallen pelican]

then moonwalked that shi backwartds

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/miam-beast-gif-21077499

[jaunty garnet]

hi

[simple drift]

im so full and round

[half compass]

?

[chilly bear]

i love this guy

he can do no wrong

[half compass]

me too

[vital knoll]

@muted shuttle how did the modchip go

[muted shuttle]

Fucked up one of the modchip flex cables so i have to order another one

Console still boots

[half compass]

I am an Apple Global Security informant, everything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law

[muted shuttle]

I got it fully installed but it kept booting into ofw

With no picofly screen on boot

[dense valve]

Did you flash the picofly

[muted shuttle]

iirc had something to do with the D point right below the cpu

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[dense valve]

k

[muted shuttle]

I'm not dumb

(for the most part)

I definitely didn't try booting it without dat0 connected the first time

[dense valve]

[simple drift]

what does that do

[muted shuttle]

Communicates with the eMMC

[simple drift]

i see

[muted shuttle]

for something idk

[dense valve]

dat0 is like the big connection

or smthn

[muted shuttle]

It's right under the NAND

[simple drift]

wii u better anyway

[dense valve]

proof?

[muted shuttle]

kamikaze hack

huh

[simple drift]

drill method

[muted shuttle]

nop

use a grinding pen thing

[simple drift]

nah

drill

jackhammer

i think

i am

[dense valve]

you are all wrong

[simple drift]

gonna watch

[dense valve]

put the board in the oven

[simple drift]

are you all right? no you are all left

@steep slate no

[steep slate]

Uhh

[simple drift]

severance s2e2

[dense valve]

I thing about ts all the time on what political stance I am

[steep slate]

It’s not safe?

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[chilly bear]

@dense valve did u see

[dense valve]

No

[simple drift]

the fact that its filtered says enough

[versed sun]

Why is YouTube so dark

[simple drift]

vamp mode

[steep slate]

Ah i see

[dense valve]

idk

[chilly bear]

just dropped .

invest now

[simple drift]

is this a miniled monitor

or camera

[steep slate]

What do you recommend

[dense valve]

my friends were screaming ts during 1 of my classes today

@simple drift What did they say

[half compass]

what

wtf is this

[simple drift]

not piracy

[simple drift]

piracy source

[chilly bear]

this will do numbers

trust

[versed sun]

It’s mini led camera makes bloom look worse

[dense valve]

bradar lives under a rock

[half compass]

i haven't opened tiktok in 6 hours

what could i have possibly missed

[dense valve]

learned about ts 2 days ago

[simple drift]

i wish i had a miniled or oled monitor

my ips looks like shit compared to my macbook

[versed sun]

Don’t get one with Amazon

[steep slate]

Didn’t see the rules mb, I don’t think I can see the channel even

[muted shuttle]

they are presented to you when you join the server

[versed sun]

They are gonna take their time and send a broken unit and only give a 10% refund

[muted shuttle]

they are also in the server guide

[simple drift]

i got my current monitor on amazon

[chilly bear]

@half compass why do ferromagnetic materials have a higher level of permeability?

[muted shuttle]

amazing

amazion

[simple drift]

msi

[simple drift]

shut

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[steep slate]

Ah 👍

[half compass]

they're just like us

[dense valve]

this reminds me

[half compass]

they attract ❤️

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[simple drift]

miniled laptop vs ips monitor

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[half compass]

Yall aint tapped in like i am

[chilly bear]

no they're metal

[untold helm]

Ones more piss ones more red

[fallen pelican]

happy freakday

[half compass]

fuck off cunt

[fallen pelican]

freakday freaky freakleton freak

[chilly bear]

@half compass

[dense valve]

r/sideloaded had the rules for when you open the server set to the defaults (completely different) for like 2 years and no one fixed it until i noticed it like 6 months ago

[fallen pelican]

bro i love this womans post

[simple drift]

luke shut up

[fallen pelican]

that and the australian sex worker woman

[dense valve]

so people who joined just got the complete wrong rules unless they checked the channel 😭

[fallen pelican]

so interesting

[half compass]

wtf am i watching

[simple drift]

i have a single dead pixel

[fallen pelican]

does anyone know why my pc goes into s3 when hibernayitng

[dense valve]

my projector has like 3 dead pixels

[simple drift]

bro has a projector

[versed sun]

My monitor came from Amazon with the line on top

[simple drift]

why didnt you return it

[dense valve]

Movie room

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209547062618890280/1252083332578152519/melon.gif

[simple drift]

tbh i had to return mine cuz the first one i get didnt even turn on

ok yeah dont buy monitors on amazon 😭

ur right

[versed sun]

I tried only gave me a 5-10% refund for it

[muted shuttle]

i got my xg27ucs on amazon

works great

love it

[fallen pelican]

who tryna exert they homosexuality

[simple drift]

that should be a full refund

[autumn lodge]

Are people actually jailbreaking iOS 26 vphone

[simple drift]

yes

[fallen pelican]

5-10 percent pixekd

[dense valve]

yes

that's the point of it

[simple drift]

its not a real phone you can do whatever with it

[untold helm]

You

[versed sun]

Monitor still looks good

[fallen pelican]

yo

[autumn lodge]

That’s crazy

[untold helm]

Hi

[chilly bear]

rich

[versed sun]

I didn’t want to send it back and wait another month or two for them to send a new one out

[ornate latch]

please shut the fuck up

[versed sun]

The one I have now took over a few weeks to ship and took 3 days in a row for Amazon to drop it off

[chilly bear]

be nice

[versed sun]

They would bring it to the house then take it back

And would have to wait another day

[simple drift]

miniled so much better

[dense valve]

K

[simple drift]

@wicked depot responde meu ticket lá por favor

[chilly bear]

@wicked depot responde meu ticket lá por favor

[untold helm]

@wicked depot responde meu ticket lá por favor

[fallen pelican]

ok

[chilly bear]

yea thiago

[dense valve]

𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖍𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖙 [ٴٴٴٴ], Role icon, iOS 18 Updates — 7:27 PM
@thiago is back responde meu ticket lá por favor
@thiago is back please reply to my ticket there
(translated from Portuguese - Dismiss)

[chilly bear]

entrega meu painel logo mano 😠

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle snipe

[muted shuttle]

ok

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle Check their banner

[untold helm]

What was it

[muted shuttle]

yeah ok it's good they're gone

[alpine chasm]

[chilly bear]

waiy

[slim loom]

💀

[chilly bear]

wait

no

[versed sun]

Cyberpunk?

[slim loom]

Yep

100%

correct!

[untold helm]

Skull

[gilded rapids]

how many lukes and Lucas are there bruh

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo this yo alt

[simple drift]

6 or 7

[low mortar]

Oh

[dense valve]

did you see the sniped message

[velvet zenith]

No

[dense valve]

It was the hard r

[chilly bear]

a few

[velvet zenith]

Thats nothing

[untold helm]

Do you want to exit Minecraft?
OK Cancel

[hasty jungle]

t

[ornate latch]

t

[simple drift]

hi

[tame rock]

Ship of Theseus

[jaunty garnet]

@untold helm is it good

[untold helm]

?

[jaunty garnet]

is it good?

[untold helm]

?

[muted shuttle]

i need this album on cd

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/miam-beast-gif-21077499

[turbid dust]

ough my tum tum

[vocal plinth]

@polar python eliminate thyself

[spring wren]

why

no stick = no Omni

[chilly bear]

@half compass every part of my head hurts

im considering removing it

what do you think

.

[half compass]

how does that work

that's impossible

[chilly bear]

💥

[half compass]

that's highly ineffective

it removes more than just the head

[chilly bear]

true

need ideas

[half compass]

aceto mino fen

[chilly bear]

broo i don't wanna deal with liver failure

[half compass]

follow the dosage guidelines carefully, it will help relieve headaches!

[chilly bear]

oh

right

[untold helm]

Get it on vinyl

[muted shuttle]

mmmm

i could

[autumn pendant]

wind speed

[tame rock]

🫯

[dense valve]

https://fxtwitter.com/weldpond/status/2033527710228606989

Chris Wysopal (@WeldPond)

RCE vulnerability in the Yamaha PSR-E433 synthesizer, discovered by Anna Antonenko, allows exploitation through crafted MIDI files that trigger a hidden firmware backdoor with hardcoded password "#0000".

Quoting Denis Laskov 🇮🇱 (@it4sec)
︀
Remote Code Execution (RCE) in Yamaha synthesizers: an exploit in MIDI files & a hidden backdoor 🎹♫💉👨🏻‍💻🎉
︀︀
︀︀More details on:
︀︀LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/posts/dlaskov_cybersecurity-yamaha-music-activity-7439006568748077057-47_A
︀︀Substack: it4sec.substack.com/p/remote-code-execution-rce-in-yamaha

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FxTwitter · Mar 16, 2026, 12:56 PM

[thick tapir]

stg reading a dipstick is THE hardest thing ever

i js dont understand bro

[half raft]

Sup

[half compass]

dude 😭

does anybody remember that osintedx clown from a year ago

crazy shit

[thick tapir]

like where does the oil start and where does it end

[muted shuttle]

Right there

[thick tapir]

where

[muted shuttle]

There

[thick tapir]

draw it on the image pls

[frank sedge]

oil

[chilly bear]

literally me

larp larp larp

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @muted shuttle @obtuse ruin After 12 Years, The Xbox One has finally been hacked

[muted shuttle]

Rgh1.3

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-larp-larp-larp-sahur-sahur-larp-larping-gif-18307483096237429166

@chilly bear oh my fucking god

i cant believe i forgot about this

this is actually golden

"Miss Information"

[thick tapir]

imma js assume i have enough oil because theres some oil

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/oatmealdome/status/2033714944244420959?s=46 thank fucking god

OatmealDome (@OatmealDome)

[Nintendo Switch 2 System Update]

Version 22.0.0 adds "Handheld Mode Boost". This will make Switch 1 games think that they are in TV mode even when in handheld.

Games can run at higher resolutions in TV mode, taking better advantage of the Switch 2's 1080p screen.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 17, 2026, 1:20 AM

I’ve been waiting for this since launch

[azure dune]

Hey quick question, i have a pair of fake airpods that show they have a warranty, if i sent them in to apple what would happen

[compact cobalt]

…wtf do you think is going to happen

[azure dune]

They will either a(most unlikely) tell me they fake and send me real ones or b, tell me to go kms

[tame rock]

There are a lot of flappy bird larpers

[spark yacht]

Choose c

[azure dune]

Drop option c

[spark yacht]

They will tell you it’s fake and try to sell you originals

[azure dune]

With what money?

[spark yacht]

Your money?

[azure dune]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-perms-discord-gif-discord-permissions-no-perms-gif-19575106

[azure dune]

Ignore it says no gif perms but that my wallet

[spark yacht]

Well they won’t know if you don’t have money until they offer the AirPods and you say no

[azure dune]

So we can tell them to go commit sudoku, right?

[spark yacht]

You can tell them “no thanks”

That’s how normal human beings say no

[azure dune]

Peaceful option

After all, theyve actually been nice to use with the macbook neo

[spark yacht]

Have you ever used real AirPods?

[jaunty garnet]

who tf would buy real airpods

[slim loom]

me

the airpods pro 3 is fire

[muted shuttle]

fr the pro 3s are awesome

[spark yacht]

Can you answer the question as well?

They are like great audio quality

[half compass]

SHUT UP

you dont get it

[jaunty garnet]

fake airpods better

[untold helm]

abnormal block sizes

[jaunty garnet]

trust

[gaunt skiff]

Hi
I have an iPhone 7 running iOS 15.8.4
I can't install apps from the App Store.
I suspect it is because I'm not on the latest update.
Is there a list of the minimum supported iOS versions that are still allowed to install apps from the App Store?

[half compass]

i live in a poor nigerian household

[spark yacht]

Ok man the fakes are fine too

[half compass]

i made that all up

sorry

[untold helm]

Fake AirPods are fine as long as you know the cons and what your getting into

[spark yacht]

Apology not accepted

[untold helm]

Like unless your accidentally getting scammed with them, do what you want w your money

[spark yacht]

This lie has caused me a high degree of emotional damage

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet Which feature should I reimplement

[spark yacht]

They are very risky

[slim loom]

i wouldn't trust them

[untold helm]

There’s surprisingly tons of documentation on different models and what has what features

[spark yacht]

The thing about AirPods is that when you buy them you know they are something good

[spark yacht]

Yeah I think some fakes can be very good and insane value

[half compass]

non zero chances the fake airpods explode in your ears and cause a temporal lobe injury

[spark yacht]

Well yeah that’s the con

[untold helm]

Non zero for real airpods aswell

[jaunty garnet]

did you already add tnt

[half compass]

yea but you can sue apple

[untold helm]

Block itself is implemented, none of its features are however and I don’t know how the fuck I would go about it

[jaunty garnet]

add it

[untold helm]

it goes into a state of being a entity, offcenters from that fact, and other shit

[jaunty garnet]

???

[untold helm]

How tnt work

[half compass]

mi tink it go boom

[velvet zenith]

theyre gonna say theyre fake and send them back or dispose of them

[spark yacht]

Already answered

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet Current state of creative menu if your wondering

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @polar python @muted shuttle @coarse ginkgo https://www.instagram.com/p/DVd-3XqjFrc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[dense valve]

Ts link crashes my instagram app bro tf are you sending 😭

[jaunty garnet]

how long did this take

thats actually crazy

[untold helm]

Oops, fixed texture atlas using the wrong version

[untold helm]

Idk

[half compass]

age regresses cutely @chilly bear

[untold helm]

It’s a fuck up of vibe code, spaghetti code, free models, and hopes and dreams

Along with stolen source assets

[jaunty garnet]

what is this

[untold helm]

I need to fix but that happens to blocks manually added instead of the dictionary

[versed sun]

Added a slight bit of rgb to my setup

[tame rock]

I can’t wait until someone ports it to iOS

[untold helm]

For abnormal blocks such as flowers and torches to name a few

[untold helm]

Roblox is on iOS

[tame rock]

marioreal

[polar python]

dont ever fuckin mention me again u freak

[untold helm]

Any other full size block is loaded via the dictionary

[tame rock]

I want the Minecraft [redacted] on iOS

[untold helm]

Why did you reply to my Roblox project then

[tame rock]

Oh shit I didn’t realize

I thought it was [redacted] not your own thing

My bad

[velvet zenith]

@polar python

[untold helm]

bro mistook Roblox for console Minecraft

[tame rock]

In my defense I’m a dumbass

[grim quiver]

guys should i keep my ipod touch 4 jailbroken or sell it and buy an iphone 4 and try to downgrade to ios 6 then jailbreak?

[tame rock]

Up to you both are pretty good legacy devices

[grim quiver]

ik i love my ipod it got all the old apps but i want the iphone 4 cuz the better camera and more ram to run legacy games better

[gusty gulch]

i love this response lol

[half compass]

yeah

it's a country

[untold helm]

Ok

[half compass]

whats up

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle might have answers

[half compass]

idk try saying the name of that country again

it might help

[tame rock]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[untold helm]

PlumeImpactor and Sidestore work on Linux

inb4 he’s gonna fail because he’s using Kali as a daily driver

[tame rock]

Oh shit really?

[untold helm]

No you don’t

[half compass]

how 2 use my kali lenux to hack saar ?

[tame rock]

What are you running the vm on?

[untold helm]

What chip and os version

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[untold helm]

UTM is piss slow if you don’t have hypervisor or a fast enough cpu

[tame rock]

I wish I had hypervisor

What iphone do you have

Regular?

Also are you using the AppStore version?

[untold helm]

iPhone 12? iOS version 12?

[tame rock]

UTM SE

[untold helm]

Dogshit because no JIT

check your iOS version

[tame rock]

Wait how would you sideload UTM without a pc?

[untold helm]

Ok so you can get JIT but no hypervisor

[tame rock]

Good luck

[gusty gulch]

theres speculation going around that there might be a false flag in downtown LA @ashen basin

[untold helm]

This mf has a cybersecurity Linux distro as his pfp but no computer @jaunty garnet

Son I’m crine

[gusty gulch]

the same guy who took out a loan for terroism and bought the twin towers bought the US bank building AND took out a terrorism insurance

[jaunty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-larp-larp-larp-sahur-sahur-larp-larping-gif-18307483096237429166

[gusty gulch]

am i fucked chat

[jaunty garnet]

W opsec

[untold helm]

No JIT if you load it via ksign, so performance will be the same as the App Store version (dogshit)

[untold helm]

Unless you do localdevvpn which you need a computer to do so

[tame rock]

Why are you trying to get Linux? Are you trying to sideload apps to your phone through Linux or sideload apps on Linux?

[untold helm]

he’s a hackerman

Kali Linux as pfp

[half compass]

cuz he wants to be a hacker

sorry

[untold helm]

Are you trying to sideload apps to your phone via a virtual machine on your phone?

???

[versed sun]

Idk why I keep looking at my tracking when it says it won’t be updated until a few days

[untold helm]

It seems like you couldn’t even penetrate into your own laptop properly

[tame rock]

I think they want to get plumeimpactor/sidestore on Linux to sideload on their phone through UTM

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-larp-larp-larp-sahur-sahur-larp-larping-gif-18307483096237429166

[untold helm]

Why can’t you use it to sideload

[half compass]

he can't even penetrate women

[ashen basin]

Wtf

[half compass]

truly sad

[untold helm]

Use a normal Linux distro like a normal person

[untold helm]

You can install those pentesting apps on your own

[half compass]

he's not normal

he's a hacker

[gusty gulch]

lol am I fucked?

[half compass]

you don't get it

[ashen basin]

Maybe

[untold helm]

I just told you that both iloader (for Sidestore) and PlumeImpactor both work on Linux

[half compass]

@neat ibex if my ip is 127.0.0.1 where am i from

[gusty gulch]

they said maybe Sunday something might happened. these people are obsessed with numbers

so I'll just stay clear of downtown then

[untold helm]

@neat ibex do you like my website http://localhost:8080

[half compass]

yea

it's pretty cool

love it

[untold helm]

thx

[tame rock]

I mean there is a chance the sideloaders could not work for your Linux distro

[half compass]

larp detected 🚨

[untold helm]

Why not

@jaunty garnet You gotta see this

[half compass]

yea

[jaunty garnet]

im crine

[half compass]

we just hacked you

[teal bramble]

yes its a big rat

[tame rock]

Man I’m not even a developer and I know about this shit

[teal bramble]

thx for ur bank account

[jaunty garnet]

the kali Linux stereotype proves itself

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-larp-larp-larp-sahur-sahur-larp-larping-gif-18307483096237429166

[jaunty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/mullvad-opsec-gif-16128982343186074066

[half compass]

laros

[untold helm]

If you knew a single fuck bit of computers you would know localhost refers to the local device

[half compass]

no

[teal bramble]

no

[half compass]

localhost is what hackers use

[teal bramble]

it points to the cia

[jaunty garnet]

kali pfp btw

[teal bramble]

data server

tap in 📲

[untold helm]

Can you can easy unmask them

[teal bramble]

mossad is hiring @neat ibex

[untold helm]

Kali Linux pfp

[half compass]

you are hacked buddy

your name is john

john doe

[teal bramble]

mods doxxing

wtf.

[half compass]

living at 123 sesame street

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1455506832238968895/1462997932763779082/twitter.gif

[untold helm]

Spelt John wrong

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-axolotl-meme-ai-ai-slop-gif-320631449476692671

[half compass]

that's how hackers spell it

[tame rock]

https://tenor.com/view/dox-doxxed-location-earth-space-gif-5757514267396673494

[teal bramble]

shalom

[tame rock]

Ai slop

[teal bramble]

yea u did

[versed sun]

Catfish

[untold helm]

#general message

[teal bramble]

right here

[tame rock]

We’re terminally online

[jaunty garnet]

virus

[untold helm]

The definition of hacker is “someone who hacks”

[jaunty garnet]

someone who hacks

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-gif-3557207383533596840

[jaunty garnet]

😭

[polar python]

who up using kali linux to hack the fbi

[tame rock]

shit

[wispy island]

What's up good night guys look at this

[teal bramble]

all of us

[tame rock]

yo guys my text is blue

[jaunty garnet]

haxking

[versed sun]

this message hacked me

[half compass]

HACKER

[teal bramble]

Yo @polar python im holding something you’ll never see in ur life

[untold helm]

haxking

[half compass]

YOU ARE HACKING ME

[jaunty garnet]

Opsec leak

[wispy island]

I can't send pictures because I was gonna send what my iPhone 6 was doing when I try to jailbreak it

[polar python]

they sell these here i think lowk

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211528083501482004/1414045955153596507/caption.gif

[teal bramble]

no

its banned

in the us

[jaunty garnet]

#jailbreak

[tame rock]

im eating your cookies and stealing your car keys

[untold helm]

Why do you have shit in your hand

Ew

[teal bramble]

for child safety concerns

[jaunty garnet]

it’s for the hack.

[untold helm]

grown adults man btw

[half compass]

grown adults man btw

[jaunty garnet]

grown adults man btw

[teal bramble]

grown adults man btw

[tame rock]

grown adults man btw

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-larp-larp-larp-sahur-sahur-larp-larping-gif-18307483096237429166

[simple drift]

grown adults man btw

[half compass]

finally

[teal bramble]

ok

[jaunty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[untold helm]

💦🌹

There I gave it water

[teal bramble]

ohh

[polar python]

foidai is down i need to resort to drastic measures

[half compass]

no i only offer that for 599$

[teal bramble]

what the fuck are u using

[polar python]

music ai

[teal bramble]

???

😭😭😭😭😭

[simple drift]

is this omnitunes

[polar python]

yea

[simple drift]

is that a working title

[untold helm]

nah that’s what arch Linux users do

[half compass]

nothing is real

[polar python]

what

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1132050842523021354/1480773805466058917/uhhhhm_2.gif

[untold helm]

ok opsec

[half compass]

he's a hacker

[jaunty garnet]

l opsec

[polar python]

<@&355174844205367317> slur

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle snipe this skid

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-gif-3557207383533596840

[tame rock]

Wow his message disappeared like a hacker

[untold helm]

skid

[simple drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980195023209500732/986727979164004352/dumbass.gif

[jaunty garnet]

dig

[teal bramble]

yep, fully banned 🥚❌

the original Kinder Surprise is banned in the US because the toy hidden inside poses a choking hazard to kids under 3. the legal basis goes way back — a 1938 law, the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act, prohibits confectionery products containing a "non-nutritive object," essentially banning "the sale of any candy that has embedded in it a toy or trinket."

and it's not just a slap on the wrist either — trying to bring one into the US can get you fined up to $2,500 per egg.

the workaround? US Kinder fans get Kinder Joy instead — it splits into two compartments, one for chocolate and one for the toy, keeping them separate. Ferrero released Kinder Joy in the US in 2017.

so yeah, the classic Kinder Surprise egg is straight up contraband here lmao
-# :claude: 🌐 • 9.1s • Claude Sonnet 4.6

[half compass]

larp alarm

[hexed lily]

[untold helm]

dig

[simple drift]

hi rick

[half compass]

we should all get off his dig

[untold helm]

😂😂😂

[simple drift]

[jaunty garnet]

can’t make ts up

[tame rock]

Larp larp larp sahur

[untold helm]

yeah we should he’s a hacker

[teal bramble]

by

[untold helm]

bi

[simple drift]

by

[jaunty garnet]

by

[half compass]

by

[manic tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/glaggle-land-joyous-cakes-blibbles-field-enphoso-gif-27257252

[simple drift]

hush! queer

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1162814714972229762/1462258260051624077/togif.gif

[untold helm]

why are you letting the plant die

[teal bramble]

hello water man

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1435304749552632028/1447607727030276239/ruel.gif

[tame rock]

You’ve said this 3 times leave or don’t

[jaunty garnet]

i think they left

nvm

[untold helm]

Can’t tell, they need to say bye one more time

[jaunty garnet]

Yo @humble sandal

[half compass]

free abdur

[untold helm]

Mf pinged the wrong person

[teal bramble]

Yo @humble sandal

[untold helm]

bro thought localhost was phishing tho 😭

[alpine chasm]

[tame rock]

Wrong person

[teal bramble]

@gilded rapids

[polar python]

get off my dig @teal bramble

[teal bramble]

took this beautiful picture yesterday

[teal bramble]

On my way!

[untold helm]

Wtf not fair

[polar python]

?

[half compass]

@mystic seal @languid stone

[teal bramble]

2.20€ per liter

[half compass]

these gas stations need to die

every time i pass one

[untold helm]

It’s more than $5 over here

[half compass]

i misread it as anal

[untold helm]

Pattern recognition

[jaunty garnet]

gooner

[teal bramble]

per gallon thats like

Uhh

[half compass]

evolution please bless us with pattern recognition

for avoiding predators right?

yes of course

[teal bramble]

$9.56/gallon

for diesel

@untold helm

[untold helm]

What about for standard

[half compass]

what the fuck is standard

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet Should I speech bubble this

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[half compass]

message logger @muted shuttle

[jaunty garnet]

yes

[muted shuttle]

Firing squad approaching user rapidly

[half compass]

the messages are gray.

[untold helm]

Regular*

[teal bramble]

Uhh

[polar python]

jokin

[untold helm]

I thought this guy left

[jaunty garnet]

jokin

[half compass]

i wish somebody shot me

[jaunty garnet]

it was an opsec hack

trust

[half compass]

that would be really attractive

[teal bramble]

$9.30 per gallon

[untold helm]

@neat ibex which ports should I keep open

[teal bramble]

if u mean gasoline

[untold helm]

Oh

[jaunty garnet]

usb c

[muted shuttle]

Holy fucking shit

Where

[teal bramble]

germany

[half compass]

that's literally a synonym of standard

[muted shuttle]

Sorry to hear

[teal bramble]

netherlands has it way worse rn

[half compass]

what does it mean

gasoline?

[untold helm]

Yes

[teal bramble]

i think its like more than $10/gallon in nl rn

1-65535

[untold helm]

Do you even know what localhost is

[half compass]

like the things you plug the usb into ?

[muted shuttle]

USB duh

[jaunty garnet]

keep port 5.8 open

[polar python]

25565

[untold helm]

Keep usb 3.1 and 3.0 open but not 3.2x1

[muted shuttle]

Should i block any of my usb ports guys

[untold helm]

Minecraft

[half compass]

port 6.7 must remain open at all times to prevent cybercriminals from hacking you

[polar python]

ragebait

[jaunty garnet]

you need to block the port for high speed hacks

and opsec improvement

[untold helm]

neofetch, fastfetch, or about this computer

[half compass]

no we're all just making fun of you

you're a lolcow

[muted shuttle]

I will limit all of my usb ports to usb 1.0

[teal bramble]

shitbox volkswagen passat b6 being pushed to its absolute limit

dont question the airbag light being on

[muted shuttle]

Hi bro your airbag light is on

[half compass]

god i wish you crashed

[teal bramble]

i think theres a short circuit somewhere and im not taking apart the entire dashboard

[teal bramble]

wtf

[muted shuttle]

Is your check engine light on as well

[teal bramble]

Maxine

[teal bramble]

no

[half compass]

sorry

[muted shuttle]

Surprising

Mine is but idgaf lowkey

[teal bramble]

its a 2.0 tdi

❤️

[muted quartz]

hi chat

[jaunty garnet]

u never know

[uneven cosmos]

dm me for nitro

[muted shuttle]

https://127.0.0.1

[muted shuttle]

Click this

[jaunty garnet]

hi

[muted quartz]

does this look awful for a server icon

[polar python]

i would be scared to click links if i were u mr i use kali and my web browser runs as root

[jaunty garnet]

???

[jaunty garnet]

message logger.

[jaunty garnet]

no

it’s fine

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[untold helm]

speech bubble

[jaunty garnet]

no

[muted quartz]

thnx i‘ll take that for now

[untold helm]

I don’t think you fucking can, don’t say that cursing shit or whatever the hell

[half compass]

you can't fucking curse you piece of shit

[jaunty garnet]

it violates rule 3.12

in the server handbook

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle is diesel more expensive than gasoline in the us

or is it the opposite

[untold helm]

Only handbook he reads is the Kali Linux user manual

[fossil rapids]

gas is cheaper than diesel

[half compass]

im betting my life he isn't black

[untold helm]

@neat ibex vim, nano, bash, or cat

[jaunty garnet]

what did he say

[teal bramble]

Oh

peak

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

I’m checking logs i looked away for like 30 seconds man

[fossil rapids]

though we have red diesel for farm machines which is untaxed

[half compass]

diesel is always more expensive because the middle east said so

[teal bramble]

diesel used to be less expensive than gasoline in germany

[untold helm]

Oh shit we got him banned

[half compass]

thank god

[jaunty garnet]

L opsec

[half compass]

he was a racist anyways

[muted shuttle]

N word not surprised

[teal bramble]

but since north line exploded it became more expensive than gasoline

[untold helm]

No more Kali Linux opsec

[jaunty garnet]

how can you larp as a kali user and not have a computer

[half compass]

the larp is never ending

[muted shuttle]

I’m gonna ping you with my kali linux rn.

[untold helm]

Apparently he did have a laptop but had a broken Linux install

[teal bramble]

Ping 1.1.1.1

-t

ddos demon

[half compass]

my pupils are so dilated

[fossil rapids]

self-sabotage

[teal bramble]

Stoner

[half compass]

self report............

[muted shuttle]

Youre looking at someone you love then

Who could it be

[teal bramble]

shhhhh

[half compass]

no it also works the other way around

[muted shuttle]

When you look at someone you hate?

Enemies to lovers

[half compass]

you suck

[muted shuttle]

wtf did i do

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/goatis-raw-meat-raw-meat-vegan-gif-14140390577131078323

[teal bramble]

its maxine

[toxic solar]

@muted shuttle meow

[muted shuttle]

miaou

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[teal bramble]

i was at the bayer headquarters a few days ago

i LOVE buying an unethical company and taking all of its controversies with it aswell……

[muted shuttle]

to sell void ai to them?

[teal bramble]

No

I wish

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle wtf

[teal bramble]

wtf

maxine block

[half compass]

how can i remove my frontal lobe

[toxic solar]

should i set up an ai datacenter

[half compass]

yes use it to selfhost deepseek

then sell the deepseek to the gooners who goon to the deepseek

[teal bramble]

you grab a very long aluminum pick and like put it in ur eye socket and just start hammering

probably

[half compass]

it's an infinite money glitch

[toxic solar]

should i host it on an M2 24GB SoC

[teal bramble]

im buying all of ur servers

[teal bramble]

Ah

[half compass]

it would work

[teal bramble]

yea itll fit

👍

[half compass]

everything works if you try hard enough

[toxic solar]

i have this:

[half compass]

im a motivational nspeaker

[teal bramble]

specs

?

[untold helm]

mods

[toxic solar]

 ______________________________________________________________________________
|                                                                              |
| YOU ARE ACCESSING A SERVER OWNED BY A MAGICIAL GIRL NAMED ORANGERA1N.        |
| UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS TO THIS SYSTEM IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED.                   |
| IF YOU ARE NOT THE MAGICIAL GIRL ORANGERA1N OR DON'T HAVE HER AUTHORIZATION  |
| YOU MUST LEAVE RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, YOUR IP ADDRESS AND TIME IS LOGGED |
| FAILURE TO DO SO CAN AND WILL RESULT IN BEING REPORTED TO THE PROPER AUTH-   |
| ORTIES, OR ME CARRYING OUT EXTRAJUDICIAL PUNISHMENTS (which can vary :3).    |
 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
         .://:`              `://:.             root@poweredge1
       `hMMMMMMd/          /dMMMMMMh`           ---------------
        `sMMMMMMMd:      :mMMMMMMMs`            OS: Proxmox VE bookworm 12 (bookworm) x86_64
`-/+oo+/:`.yMMMMMMMh-  -hMMMMMMMy.`:/+oo+/-`    Host: PowerEdge R730
`:oooooooo/`-hMMMMMMMyyMMMMMMMh-`/oooooooo:`    Kernel: Linux 6.8.12-2-pve
  `/oooooooo:`:mMMMMMMMMMMMMm:`:oooooooo/`      Uptime: 21 days, 7 hours, 28 mins
    ./ooooooo+- +NMMMMMMMMN+ -+ooooooo/.        Packages: 927 (dpkg)
      .+ooooooo+-`oNMMMMNo`-+ooooooo+.          Shell: sh
        -+ooooooo/.`sMMs`./ooooooo+-            Display (VGA-1): 1024x768 @ 60 Hz
          :oooooooo/`..`/oooooooo:              Terminal: run-parts
          :oooooooo/`..`/oooooooo:              CPU: Intel(R) Xeon(R) E5-2690 v4 (56) @ 3.50 GHz
        -+ooooooo/.`sMMs`./ooooooo+-            GPU: Matrox Electronics Systems Ltd. G200eR2
      .+ooooooo+-`oNMMMMNo`-+ooooooo+.          Memory: 38.29 GiB / 94.16 GiB (41%)
    ./ooooooo+- +NMMMMMMMMN+ -+ooooooo/.        Swap: 0 B / 3.50 GiB (0%)
  `/oooooooo:`:mMMMMMMMMMMMMm:`:oooooooo/`      Disk (/): 7.74 GiB / 12.44 GiB (62%) - ext4
`:oooooooo/`-hMMMMMMMyyMMMMMMMh-`/oooooooo:`    Disk (/mnt/nvmestorage): 353.91 GiB / 886.29 GiB (40%) - ext4
`-/+oo+/:`.yMMMMMMMh-  -hMMMMMMMy.`:/+oo+/-`    Local IP (vmbr0): 10.12.0.0/13
        `sMMMMMMMm:      :dMMMMMMMs`            Locale: C
       `hMMMMMMd/          /dMMMMMMh`
         `://:`              `://:`                                     
                                                                        
Last login: Sat Mar 14 23:55:17 2026 from 10.8.0.3
root@poweredge1:~# 

[polar python]

malware

[half compass]

why would you be flirting with somebody who is tryin gto ssh

[toxic solar]

erm

[teal bramble]

are u willing to sell it

[toxic solar]

it's my server

[toxic solar]

nope

need it

[teal bramble]

Fuck

[toxic solar]

it's like selling your hosue for money

[half compass]

but why would you flirt with them

[toxic solar]

with who ... ?

[teal bramble]

buy another house

[toxic solar]

sure, it'll get you money, but you need a place to live

[toxic solar]

Why don't homeless people just buy homes? Are they stupid?

[half compass]

yes

[teal bramble]

because they dont have money

[toxic solar]

(tbf, some of them are)

[toxic solar]

just print money

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752411958061301800/1273206239525863464/caption-2-2.gif

[half compass]

im psychosismaxxing

[toxic solar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1059424158993362974/1121795695909806310/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[teal bramble]

ohh

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

[azure dune]

Me too

[toxic solar]

im gonna chinamaxx tommorow

[teal bramble]

wtf

[muted shuttle]

i love chinamaxxing

[teal bramble]

bring me with u

[toxic solar]

well, i have a new dress coming in

[teal bramble]

germany sucks

[muted shuttle]

aliexpress 💜

[toxic solar]

it's chinese style

[teal bramble]

oh

[muted shuttle]

ooo

[azure dune]

I hope both side of your pillow are warm

[toxic solar]

xianyu best

[half compass]

aliexpress is the top of the iceberg

[teal bramble]

i thought u were going to china

[half compass]

yall dono ball

[muted shuttle]

yeah i know i just enjoy cheap shit

[toxic solar]

im going to japan in 10 days

[half compass]

im nothing like yall 💯

[teal bramble]

my dad used to hold shares in a factory in china

[azure dune]

Can i come?

[toxic solar]

nope

[muted shuttle]

What about me

[toxic solar]

nope

[muted shuttle]

yup meanie

[teal bramble]

can i come ?

[toxic solar]

nope

[teal bramble]

wow ok

[half compass]

is there something your dad hasnbt done bro

[azure dune]

Lol

[toxic solar]

i called the airline to make sure the plane was full

[teal bramble]

no

[half compass]

swear he has done it all

[teal bramble]

yes

exactly why hes a dad

😭

[muted shuttle]

i will fit where the animals go

[toxic solar]

here's a pic of it

(sadly not me)

[half compass]

i fucking hate customs

[teal bramble]

i love customs

[half compass]

i always get fucked over

[muted shuttle]

i want my Chinese Xbox 360 stuff to arrive

[toxic solar]

i got tarrifed on this dress

[teal bramble]

romania power 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴

number one

[muted shuttle]

matrix glitcher v1 or whatever

[toxic solar]

customs were fucky for my 15 pro that i brought from erm

[half compass]

i hope 3 cars run over you

[muted shuttle]

Mods

[toxic solar]

a sketchy phone shop in vietnam (well more like my freind did)

[teal bramble]

Oh. Ok

im intercepting ur mail

bye bye

[half compass]

consecutively

[toxic solar]

@muted shuttle now

should i take a 5$ sketchy bus from ny to la

[teal bramble]

5$????

[half compass]

la as in los angeles?

[toxic solar]

yes

[half compass]

bro

[muted shuttle]

Ummmm

Idk

[half compass]

youre gonna be living with fucking rats for the entire tirp

[toxic solar]

it's a joke

[muted shuttle]

Yeah. You

[teal bramble]

what type of magical bus runs on 5$ gasoline per passenger

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[toxic solar]

i dunno, one that's actually just a van

that picks you up at a gas station 10 miles out

[half compass]

rats are cute

[muted shuttle]

dodge grand caravan

[toxic solar]

and might break down

[real cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/bus-magic-school-bus-school-bus-scholastic-the-magic-school-bus-gif-5261092

Are u guys too young to know what this is

[teal bramble]

Yep

[toxic solar]

we got to know what the magic school bus was

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1447117443318157463/watermark.gif

[muted shuttle]

No

[half compass]

jay needs to come back

[muted shuttle]

No

[toxic solar]

i'm not a brainrotted tiktoker

[muted shuttle]

Absolutely not

[toxic solar]

despite being 17

[half compass]

i am a brainrotted tiktoker

[teal bramble]

god bless u for eternity

[muted shuttle]

Jayy will not be returning.

[teal bramble]

do not let him step one foot into r/jailbreak discordia soil.

[real cobalt]

Yea honestly I want Jay back

[muted shuttle]

I hope.

[toxic solar]

sorry i polluted it

[muted shuttle]

Idk of any staff that actually like him

[toxic solar]

with my big beautiful datacenter

[half compass]

whats the purpose of this channel again

[real cobalt]

There aren't any

[muted shuttle]

Ok so he’s not coming back

[toxic solar]

to talk about the donald trump dimension they added in minecraft

[real cobalt]

I know

[teal bramble]

🤤

[real cobalt]

Not until I become mod

[toxic solar]

@muted shuttle whose this "Jayy" dude

[teal bramble]

is it water cooled aswell

[muted shuttle]

Some moron idk

[toxic solar]

oh

[half compass]

youre a lot more funny when im not sober

[teal bramble]

Hold on let me think

No doesn’t ring a bell

[toxic solar]

anyway im gonna do a bath so if i say anything

blame her

by her i mean this ^

[teal bramble]

satellite

how do u even use it

i havent figured it out

[spark gale]

Maxine

[teal bramble]

i cant send messages

[half compass]

point it up

sky

idk

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Maxine

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hi chat

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@lean sorrel hi

[lean sorrel]

hi

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I just saw project Hail Mary

Very good movie

[lean sorrel]

Hi aaron

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hi aaron

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@teal bramble f1 helmet

public mod logs

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Thank you

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new server icon

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is this it

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This is way cooler tho