general

[glacial valve]

💀

[coarse ginkgo]

always has been lol

can you shut the fuck up, there’s a reason it’s filtered

no it’s not

[glass basin]

can you shut the fuck up, there’s a reason it’s filtered

[coarse ginkgo]

rt

[drifting marten]

chill

[glacial valve]

You sold it

[obtuse ruin]

i mean it is

[velvet zenith]

Yes it is

[obtuse ruin]

its just piracy

[glacial valve]

Gtfo

[obtuse ruin]

but stop asking over and over

[coarse ginkgo]

not like there’s only a single e39 in latvia

[glacial valve]

Rt

[glacial valve]

Not m5

:/

[glass basin]

:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/

[glacial valve]

Epic fuck up

@coarse ginkgo Latvia mentioned

[coarse ginkgo]

my honest reaction

[split nimbus]

ok nobody type

[coarse ginkgo]

RAHHHHH

[glacial valve]

Ah yes I love the m5 csl

[coarse ginkgo]

i’ve got 2 rooms but only one will be needed 🤭

[glacial valve]

Why did they fucking put a x3(?) there

[glass basin]

@split nimbus Why spam.

[coarse ginkgo]

Cause i didn’t swap the vin lol

[glacial valve]

Oh fr

[coarse ginkgo]

it still has the f44 con

vin

🤭

[split nimbus]

Aaron granted me permission to spam

[coarse ginkgo]

average shitshow

latvian insurance 🫶🏻

i’m srs

shits cheap asf

[glacial valve]

E39

[coarse ginkgo]

hold on

[split nimbus]

i have a motorcycle with insurance being 200 euro a month

💀

[glacial valve]

Yeah that’s the issue I have with finding one

[glacial valve]

That’s very Aaron like

Shits insane tho

300hp or so ?

How much you pay for celica

[coarse ginkgo]

bruh the site literally doesn’t work, i can’t check 😭

[glacial valve]

Oh yeah 170

[coarse ginkgo]

1996 523i - 218€

[glacial valve]

I thought they made a bike a lot more powerful

[coarse ginkgo]

told ya

[coarse ginkgo]

1 month
3 months
6 months
9 months
1 year

[glacial valve]

Yeah, I’m probably gonna get the insurance with my mom as main driver and me as second driver

[glass basin]

Proof

[glacial valve]

So I get cheaper insurance and still decrease insurance price each year

[coarse ginkgo]

well, 218€ for a 2.5 6 cyl which drinks 18L/100km isn’t bad

[glacial valve]

Nah it’s legal in France

Yes

Because both drivers are granted permission to drive it

[coarse ginkgo]

you can register both an owner and a holder of a car here

[glacial valve]

Or if it ain’t well fuck ts how would they know

[glacial valve]

Based

[coarse ginkgo]

like, person a owns it, but person b is registered as the holder

and therefore as the driver

[velvet zenith]

@coarse ginkgo @glacial valve https://x.com/hassanrahim/status/2032164801477071333

MAILER-DAEMON (@hassanrahim)

i asked santa for a blacked out m5 competition and this just showed up

no notes

X · Mar 12, 2026, 6:40 PM

[glacial valve]

Gay

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[coarse ginkgo]

Gay

[velvet zenith]

<@&355174844205367317>

Oh my god

Sorry moderators

[coarse ginkgo]

lmao

[velvet zenith]

Why the fuck was that in the text box ??

dead ass idk why it was even in there

[coarse ginkgo]

barely anyone gives a fuck here

[glacial valve]

Shit country

[coarse ginkgo]

buddy ur from france, pipe down

if you cause an accident with someone else’s car here, you’re liable, not the owner of it

[velvet zenith]

me being the primary on one of our 3 cars makes the insurance spike up like 3-400 dollars a month

[desert cairn]

Maxine ahh tweet

[velvet zenith]

My apologies for being under 21

So fucking stupid

Just 2 more years

[coarse ginkgo]

a grandpa rear ended my exes rav4, i got named as the driver even tho it was in her name, and found me as the victim

simple as that

not even her, me

[glacial valve]

Well, how would they know ?

I will be able to afford the insurance later on (when I have a job), it’s really expensive tho

[coarse ginkgo]

are you genuinely mentally handicapped

if there’s an accident and police get called, they’ll obviously check the docs and who was the driver

[glacial valve]

Yeah but if a named driver is driving, how would they know it’s actually the main driver

If that makes sense

Very broad hour range if you ask me

[coarse ginkgo]

11:25PM e91 pic

[glacial valve]

Obv but let’s say you don’t drive to work/uni, you can prove that easily. And that’ll defeat their whole argument

[coarse ginkgo]

my work is literally driving all day

that’s all i do

i drive

[glacial valve]

Shut up

[coarse ginkgo]

make me

[glacial valve]

@mossy talon

[coarse ginkgo]

oh she would

[glacial valve]

@hexed lily

[hexed lily]

What up tho

[glacial valve]

No not at all

I just know he works in insurance

[hexed lily]

I work in insurance is probably why

[glacial valve]

Yeah

[coarse ginkgo]

oh wtf

[polar python]

Oooooh he snitchin

[glacial valve]

Maybe you can tell us more

[coarse ginkgo]

syjau

[glacial valve]

Rt

[hexed lily]

I’m not familiar with the term. Maybe we have a different name for it?

[chrome peak]

h

[hexed lily]

It’s also fraud here. The main or PNI needs to be the policy holder. In fact our policies force it that way. Primary premium is based of their rating factors. Others like secondary named insured and additional named insured are factored into premium calculation however. Often times either lowering or increasing premium based on their driving history and other factors

[chrome peak]

who up umaing they horses

[hexed lily]

Typically changes to Primary named insured require a new policy unless it’s a change between a spouse or a Power of attorney

[lilac spoke]

random question, but has anyone backported support for the airpod pro 2nd gens to ios 14

since some stuff doesnt work with them at all

[velvet zenith]

podsgrant

maybe

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle Reply didn't send

[hexed lily]

Well at least for the company I work for we don’t have vehicle assignments. Vehicles and drivers are rated differently. We don’t care who is tied to which vehicle since the vehicle will be rated solely and the driver will be as well

[glacial valve]

So you guys insure the driver and not the car ?

If that makes sense (?)

[hexed lily]

We insure both, it’s just how premium is calculated for each is separate

[lilac spoke]

alr ill try

[hexed lily]

Driver 1 + Vehicle 1 = policy premium

Or

Drivers 1-5 + Vehicle 1 = policy premium

It can be any combination since each vehicle and driver would be rated differently than others

We do have a vehicle to driver ratio though. If it exceeds a certain amount we need documentation

[red hinge]

hi rick

[hexed lily]

Gotcha. Yeah we don’t do that here since the policy is written for 1 person. It’s in the name of the primary. And other people can be added. We don’t allow primary to change unless it’s a wife/husband or the primary died and power of attorney is taking over

[hexed lily]

GM!!

[red hinge]

my uni friends were wondering about your existence lmao

they saw your story on my ig feed

[hexed lily]

Lmaoo now it depends on which story

[red hinge]

the one where you lip sync to a song

[hexed lily]

Hopefully they enjoyed

In real

[red hinge]

yea they clearly do

lol

[hexed lily]

Seems like yall would have cheaper rates than us

Like we do have a primary driver of a vehicle, but who it is doesn’t affect premium

[glacial valve]

I think we have that as well here

[red hinge]

trucks sold in vietnam only have a 20 years operation age

afterwards its a piece of scrap

[hexed lily]

Let’s say there’s a 20 year old with a sports car and that’s it. Premium will be through the rough

But if it was the father of the 20 year old and the 20 year old and the sports car it would be normal premium

Here we rate on too many things to calculate and average. It can vary too much.

[red hinge]

that's fucked up

[glacial valve]

Yeah any young driver with a sports car will have a premium through the roof. (110hp+ is considered sports car here btw)

[hexed lily]

There could be twins with the same vehicle on different sides of the country with the same insurance company with two different premiums

[glacial valve]

Yeah lol

[red hinge]

i feel like we don't have a definition on sports cars

[glacial valve]

Any 110+hp is sports car when you’re a young driver here

[polar python]

???

fuck wrong w yo crunchy

my baby corolla got more than that

[desert cairn]

america is the greatest crunchy in the world

[lilac spoke]

what about canada

[desert cairn]

no

[flat mulch]

Hitpoints or horsepower?

[obtuse ruin]

home of the nebby people

[glacial valve]

Insurance is a scam prove me wrong

[lilac spoke]

only the non goverment ones

[glacial valve]

YOOOOO @stark spruce We got work to do

[hexed lily]

We cap at 1000hp for coverage

But we also cap at cost too

[glacial valve]

Whats you guys policy with tuning ?

[coarse ginkgo]

110hp and sports car ? 😭

[hexed lily]

Customization is okay as long as it doesn’t break 1000hp

[coarse ginkgo]

but ok, y’all drive matchbox sized cars

[hexed lily]

I guess it more depends on what tuning you mean

[lilac spoke]

its funny when you see a smart car next to a f250

[glacial valve]

Insurance needs to be aware of it ? Or you can do whatever as long as you don’t break the 1khp rule ?

[gilded rapids]

I just got this lg wide monitor off marketplace for $20 @vital knoll @simple drift @red hinge

[glacial valve]

Stage 1-4 ig ?

[simple drift]

wide

[lilac spoke]

how

[coarse ginkgo]

“stage x” is stupid btw

[glacial valve]

Or any modifications to increase performances

[red hinge]

yoooooo

[flat mulch]

How you attach files?

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

[glacial valve]

Don’t care, it’s a good reference

[obtuse ruin]

too wide to be flat

but $20 is crazy

[gilded rapids]

the lady said she is leaving the US so she’s selling everything

[coarse ginkgo]

it’s a shit reference

[hexed lily]

Well there’s other rules but no we don’t have to be aware of it. Unless you want it insured. As far as speed goes the only requirement is 1000hp or less but we also have rules for suspension, chassis, illegal parts

[gilded rapids]

it’s for work 😭

[coarse ginkgo]

stages mean nothing

[lilac spoke]

anything else they have

[gilded rapids]

I wish it was curved wide

no

[red hinge]

how big is this btw

[gilded rapids]

34

[polar python]

i love my 800r it looks so goofy until you use it then u can’t go back

[split nimbus]

@hexed lily RICK

[hexed lily]

STIBBA

[red hinge]

oh wow, yea you should definitely get a monitor arm and push it far away

[split nimbus]

GM!!!

[hexed lily]

GMMMMMMM

[gilded rapids]

LG 34WQ60
It’s only 1440p but I’m also just using this for my work monitor

[hexed lily]

@glacial valve our underwriting rules for vehicles

[glacial valve]

So if one gets in a crash, with a tuned car, not breaking any insurance tuning rules, will the insurance pay to repair/change the car ?

[flat mulch]

HOW DID YOU UPLOAD IMAGES?

I CAN'T ATTACH FILES 😂

[glacial valve]

admin

[hexed lily]

I’m literally an admin

[flat mulch]

THERE'S LIKE NO OPTION.

[hexed lily]

Yep

[glacial valve]

Damn, that’s hella nice

[flat mulch]

Oh.

Admins can upload files?

😂

[glacial valve]

Any modifications in France will basically void the insurance

[hexed lily]

Anyone but whitenames

[velvet zenith]

Your insurance company is boring

Why dont you guys want to insure a 911 gt3

[hexed lily]

You only have to inform us if you want it insured. If you don’t expect us to pay for it and it doesn’t break our rules we don’t care

Yikes. We just assume if you didn’t include it then it’s excluded

[stark spruce]

?

[glacial valve]

New Dylanware dropped

[stark spruce]

ok

[untold helm]

Nintendo bootlickers with 20 year old hardware:

[glacial valve]

I think you can’t reach French level of strict

Shit country in that regard

I fully agree

[coarse ginkgo]

it’s fine here as long as the wheels don’t protrude out of the arches too much

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1303117785659871262/caption.gif

[coarse ginkgo]

there was a limit, idk what it was specifically tho

resend a pic of urself bbg

[flat mulch]

Nintendo bootlickers with 45 year old hardware:

😂😂😂

LIKE THE NES.

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-life-a-bugs-life-bruh-not-smiling-ants-not-smiling-gif-8815283262918161887

[glacial valve]

Fr

[flat mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/copper-age-minecraft-copper-golem-gif-15072265772476845629

[winter meadow]

Wtf

[coarse ginkgo]

235/35/r19 🔥

[untold helm]

Misread this as Spencer’s for a split second

[velvet zenith]

wtf i got 235 55 r18 bro

[coarse ginkgo]

mid

235/35

rubber bands bihh

no, u fine asf

look at em

yeah the market there is fucked

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/mkrfinal/status/2032054317596004642?s=46 why is there a pokopia griefing gang LMFAO

M.K.R (@mkrfinal)

【⚠️指名手配⚠️】
ぽこあ荒らし団（通称 ボマー💥）

巷で噂のぽこあポケモン荒らし集団に襲撃されました💦
彼らは有料メンバー限定のサーバーに入り込んで、2度と建築出来ない『三鳥の祠』を破壊してきます🔥

皆さんは取り返しのつかない『三鳥の祠』の建築場所はよく考えてから行ってください✨

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 12, 2026, 11:21 AM

[terse dome]

@spark gale https://www.apple.com/50-years-of-thinking-different/

[spark gale]

what about it

i was at the apple concert for it today

[terse dome]

ah damn

[coarse ginkgo]

and no leaks???

wtf man

[untold helm]

Did they think the same before then?

[terse dome]

50 years ago?

yeah we were all just npcs

[frosty grail]

Concert

[coarse ginkgo]

gn cutie

[stoic basin]

@frosty grail No

[frosty grail]

iConcert

[stoic basin]

No

Steve disagrees

[frosty grail]

I know who you are.

[stoic basin]

No you don’t

[frosty grail]

Hello son.

[stoic basin]

[split nimbus]

WAOW

[lilac spoke]

was this in cupertino or nyc

[untold helm]

Who played

[spark gale]

alicia keys

[spark gale]

nyc

[lilac spoke]

o neat

[spark gale]

i met john ternus too

[lilac spoke]

oh nice

[split nimbus]

wtf so u are a little famous now too ..

[lilac spoke]

i assume it was invite only for the event?

[stoic basin]

@spark gale did you meet me though?

[spark gale]

certain parts yes

the general concert? no

[lilac spoke]

damn so i couldve went to it

[spark gale]

yes

[polar python]

#KeepAaronOutOfCalifornia

[lilac spoke]

i assume it was in manhattan?

[spark gale]

grand central

[lilac spoke]

like a 40 min drive

[spark gale]

take da train

[lilac spoke]

about as safe as walking in chicago

[spark gale]

lol the train is safe

i live in NYC and take it multiple times a day

[lilac spoke]

i live in queens

i have to take the a train

im not doing that

id rather pay 7 dollars for a qm bus

[split nimbus]

did u meet alicia..

[spark gale]

No

[split nimbus]

sad ,

[half compass]

trains aren't safe in any country

[thorn cloud]

Why is aaron here

[half compass]

wait what the fuck hungary has a subway system

i didnt realize it does

[glacial valve]

not jewish:/

[abstract tundra]

I dont think thats true

[abstract tundra]

Yea but prob as shit as mav

[abstract tundra]

Lowk wanna do trainspotting in there

[gusty hedge]

Helow

[tepid ermine]

how do u even ear sushi genuinely

Eat

[copper tendon]

damn

[tepid ermine]

it tastes so bad

Wow

useful information

liar liar

food

any

What

There’s types?

no wa

y

No

Sushi tastes like plastic

[desert cairn]

i dont think ive ever really had sushi

seafood yea

[ornate latch]

I don't like Asian food in general

[glacial valve]

we are so back

CC. @obtuse ruin @ruby copper

[muted shuttle]

17 pings

god damn

everyone desperate to have me back... was busy having a life...

[desert cairn]

everyone desperate to have me back... was busy having a life...

[chilly bear]

everyone desperate to have me back... was busy having a life...

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle any job applications today?

[muted shuttle]

i submitted one yesterday

[muted shuttle]

Yeah i use neofreebird

I heard tweets were broken but i was able to tweet fine?

But replies don't work

i got my blood work done today ..

so hopefully hrt soon

yippee

[glacial valve]

lies

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[wicked surge]

plain hotdog type lmao

otterBleh

[half raft]

https://tenor.com/view/katherine-mc-namara-awesome-blonde-hot-beautiful-gif-23497175

[wicked surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1479957584042786867/HbNsgkeN.gif

@split nimbus when we going on vc again

you eat those?

[coarse ginkgo]

unloading a dump rn

[wicked surge]

nasty ass

[coarse ginkgo]

that’s how we built

pure biology

[wicked surge]

you cant say stuff like that infront of a lady

blehhhh

[coarse ginkgo]

he does not know

[wicked surge]

lol

lean is

ohh thats so nice!

how many more months you got left

our uni has two months

[tepid ermine]

One day

[wicked surge]

you still do online classes

[tepid ermine]

U have friends in uni?

[wicked surge]

rude!

[tepid ermine]

No

Its just everybody focusing in their shit nobody have time to make friends

[coarse ginkgo]

@glacial valve slob on me knob

[wicked surge]

for sum reason this sounds extremely hard!

[coarse ginkgo]

you been ignoring me for the past hour :/

@muted shuttle SNIPE

BE USEFUL FOR ONCE

PLEASE

[wicked surge]

i dont blame her

[muted shuttle]

The Fallen Interlude

[glacial valve]

rt

[wicked surge]

i dont blame her

[coarse ginkgo]

://///

[tepid ermine]

Can we stop with sushi

[coarse ginkgo]

sushi based

[frosty bane]

I don’t speak English

🫩

[coarse ginkgo]

ok

[tepid ermine]

No

[coarse ginkgo]

sushi is delicious

[muted shuttle]

sushi is good

wtf

[coarse ginkgo]

argue with a wall

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thirst-cat-sushi-gif-21604288

[tepid ermine]

overrated

[coarse ginkgo]

overrated maybe

but its still delicious

[tepid ermine]

Fake news

[coarse ginkgo]

yo moma fake

[wicked surge]

lol

[tepid ermine]

stop making fun of people mothers

[coarse ginkgo]

no

its 2014

mom jokes ball

[tepid ermine]

judge the one who cooked me the sushi

[tepid ermine]

🏀

[coarse ginkgo]

prove it

[wicked surge]

does this mean you are really smart?

[glacial valve]

@coarse ginkgo none of these jewish cars have fucking hk

[coarse ginkgo]

word

[tepid ermine]

There’s jewish cars?

Since when

[glacial valve]

if you wanna be jewish at least make sure you ca

[coarse ginkgo]

@pale lagoon one ticket to megs bedroom pls

[glacial valve]

E46

[tepid ermine]

They dont drive cars

[glacial valve]

[tepid ermine]

takes gas

[tepid ermine]

I would prefer this 🤣

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/beauty-and-brains-miranda-payne-house-of-payne-shes-a-beauty-and-brain-quality-type-of-a-girl-gif-21923363

[coarse ginkgo]

what do i need to do to get the dev role

release some ios slop ?

[glacial valve]

yes

[tepid ermine]

yes

[glacial valve]

ios slop

or be cool

[polar python]

fix gir

[tepid ermine]

dev role for weak people

[coarse ginkgo]

@spark gale what r the requirements for dev role

[tepid ermine]

type some print world shit

[raven pine]

guys would you rather take a phone with less battery health but more storage or less storage more battery health

[wicked surge]

hi joe

[coarse ginkgo]

i build car hacking stuff

well, claude does, i steer him

[tepid ermine]

More storage

[glacial valve]

@coarse ginkgo how much am I looking at to put HK in E46 ?

[wicked surge]

are you doing law?

[hard comet]

i’ve been single for exactly a year now ‼️ also happy birthday music by playboi carti

[coarse ginkgo]

HK kit + a weekend

idk the prices of HK tbf

[muted shuttle]

you can always replace the battery, can't really replace the storage

so

[hard comet]

real

[tepid ermine]

why sharing this information genuinely

[raven pine]

holy shit its meg

[wicked surge]

finally i can sew maxine

[raven pine]

where have you been

[hard comet]

i just say whatever in here

[glacial valve]

you have parts number?

[muted shuttle]

What i do

[hard comet]

who cares

[coarse ginkgo]

in my basement

[wicked surge]

lol jk bestie

[tepid ermine]

nono whats the link between you being single and carti

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle I have received no reels recently

please refund

[muted shuttle]

Sorry i been busy

[raven pine]

[coarse ginkgo]

impossible

[raven pine]

70% battery health on a 12 mini though

hmm

[muted shuttle]

I was with a friend all day today lowkey

[hard comet]

oh my bad 😭 just got broken up w on the same day music dropped

[muted shuttle]

I got two new records though

blink-182 and korn self titled

[hard comet]

was literally watching the kai cenat stream before getting my stuff back 💀

[coarse ginkgo]

oh fuck, my apple silicon macbook is on 15% battery, what am i gonna do with 5 hours left

[raven pine]

thats nice too

[coarse ginkgo]

shush

[tepid ermine]

shush

[wicked surge]

wtf

[coarse ginkgo]

good girl

[raven pine]

Glad to see ur still doing good
hows uni going

[wicked surge]

lean you dom?

[coarse ginkgo]

whar

[raven pine]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-stan-twitter-reaction-meme-funny-oop-gif-9943233798805865182

[coarse ginkgo]

whar

[wicked surge]

lmao

[tepid ermine]

dom?

[hard comet]

what did i stumble into

[tepid ermine]

as like dom toretto

[raven pine]

hi lost

[wicked surge]

😂

[coarse ginkgo]

Vin Diesel

[glacial valve]

@mrketo what's the part number of E46 harman kardon

[coarse ginkgo]

John Petrol

[tepid ermine]

Lost is already lost

🤣

[glacial valve]

@polar python please invite mrketo here

[coarse ginkgo]

ask jarvis in eotj in like, 2 minutes

[tepid ermine]

write an essay

[muted shuttle]

🔊 Amplifier
HiFi Amplifier: 65128380068 — fits the BMW 3 Series E46 (1998–2006)

---

🔉 Speakers & Tweeters
Tweeter/Mid-range Speaker (Coupe & Convertible): 65138374698
Rear HiFi Loudspeaker (Sedan): 65138378555 — fits 00–06 E46 325Ci, 330Ci, M3
Tweeter Left: 65138368241

---

🔈 Subwoofer / Trunk Setup
Harman Kardon Subwoofer/Trunk Set: 6920999, 6920997, and 8369940

[hard comet]

hello linus meth tips

[muted shuttle]

Ok it didnt reply

Definitely right i asked keto

[glacial valve]

bro is gonna answer 67696769

[coarse ginkgo]

true

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[tepid ermine]

Stop typing shit

thx

[untold helm]

shit

[coarse ginkgo]

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[muted shuttle]

american term or british term

[tepid ermine]

likes and quit smoking

[hard comet]

no opus??

[raven pine]

thats amazing to hear!!

[muted shuttle]

Ok good

[coarse ginkgo]

opus is ass for this

[hard comet]

what are you even doing lmao

[polar python]

use sonnet 1m and lowkey set the chat context to 1000 msgs

[muted shuttle]

I got the right answer though so its ok

[hard comet]

i use opus 1m 🙏

[untold helm]

Lads do I go outside and smoke a fahh

[hard comet]

thank you anthropic

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[hard comet]

this shit is goated

[muted shuttle]

Oh im stupid

[raven pine]

also prosecution is a sick ceerer path im jealous

[muted shuttle]

Lowkey

Oops

[tepid ermine]

What

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1456051683879555185/IMB_0ZyGtq.gif

[coarse ginkgo]

ok chat, i think its time to release a private bmw signing key

{
"bootloaderID": "btld-00000012-00.00.00",
"keyType": 21,
"digestAlg": "md5",
"signatureScheme": "BMWSigVerify",
"keyHex": "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",
"keyLength": 314,
"format": "PKCS8-DER"
},

hf

[muted shuttle]

i thought it said i'm gonna go outside and smoke a british cigarette

low key...

[hard comet]

what do i do w this

[tepid ermine]

Advertising

[hard comet]

no you should pirate it

[tepid ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265789013449773117/1480303067370099045/togif.gif

[copper tendon]

icraze just released his jailbreak for 17.2.1, should i use it

[untold helm]

i'm gonna go outside and smoke the term for british cigarette but I’m in America and use American English

[chilly bear]

no

[hard comet]

probably malware (lies)

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[coarse ginkgo]

sign coding data so the ECU with btld id 00000012-00.00.00 accepts it

[untold helm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[copper tendon]

[half compass]

mav?

[coarse ginkgo]

yeah i love messing with automotive security

[chilly bear]

micro aerial vehicles 🙂

[coarse ginkgo]

step on me

[untold helm]

huy:

[copper tendon]

thumbsup~8

[coarse ginkgo]

FEET

please help me god

im beyond fucked

fr

[coarse ginkgo]

me irl

ngl

not yet no

u on ur way

so s0n

[abstract tundra]

Yes, hungarian public transport idrk how its called

[muted shuttle]

pajamas are fire

[untold helm]

No clothes:

[jaunty garnet]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

?

Freak

[stark spruce]

yes i do

[untold helm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[compact elbow]

why would you need to send pics

[untold helm]

Show a listing of them

[compact elbow]

why do you need to show it

[untold helm]

Online

[woven matrix]

can some of you tech nerds make an app where it detects gay twinks near you

[muted shuttle]

grindr

[chilly bear]

wouldn't work for you (always detects gay twink)

[coarse ginkgo]

dms always open

[true plover]

My boss gave me the dihcicle 💔🥀

[thick tapir]

delete ts

[coarse ginkgo]

hey thats mine

[compact elbow]

frying me man

[muted shuttle]

youre freaky i know damn well you don't care

[coarse ginkgo]

this is why we getting married

[true plover]

Well duh

[quaint ginkgo]

little bent, some of them are just like that

[true plover]

It’s close to the real thing

[glass basin]

did my message pop up for you yet

[untold helm]

Probably

[true plover]

[glass basin]

eat

[untold helm]

No

[compact elbow]

dude it doesnt even melt

[muted shuttle]

im crine

[true plover]

[untold helm]

Hi crine, I’m Maxine

[compact elbow]

kind of strange no

[glass basin]

i’ll be there soon.

[true plover]

It’s got ED 🥀

[untold helm]

??

[jaunty garnet]

On my way!

[glass basin]

cause ima. twink .

[muted shuttle]

What

[chilly bear]

wtf

[fervent dove]

- timbovill - deleted a message

@muted shuttle

Message ID: 1482163598586286112 · Mar 13, 2026, 11:48 PM

[muted shuttle]

Nope

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Mind elaborating

[jaunty garnet]

@muted shuttle

[untold helm]

Sorry wrong reply

[muted shuttle]

Huh

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle

[glass basin]

i am 60kg

[untold helm]

I meant to reply to this message

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!!!

[chilly bear]

i could lift 3 of you

[glass basin]

don’t ping the opps

[quaint ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!!!

[glass basin]

i broke steam

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Happy 13th birthday!

[glass basin]

@muted shuttle Happy 13th birthday!

[true plover]

It’s actually really tasty

[coarse ginkgo]

[glass basin]

nah shit bro

[coarse ginkgo]

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle Happy 12th birthday!

[coarse ginkgo]

ok imma ask rootfs for his

[glass basin]

Yo.

[coarse ginkgo]

u let me down 💔

[wicked surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1341108390251991211/caption.gif

[coarse ginkgo]

wtf true

2am already

[chilly bear]

me ? 😢

[velvet zenith]

thats 1:52

Not 2 am

[coarse ginkgo]

ok smartass

[fervent dove]

@chilly bear's timezone is America/Chicago 🇺🇸
It is currently 06:53 PM CDT

[wicked surge]

lies

[glass basin]

Bedtime

[coarse ginkgo]

hit me with a chair 😭

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/chair-hit-throw-rigby-gif-4428729652610569375

[coarse ginkgo]

Your order has been shipped!

[glacial valve]

emmc ?

[coarse ginkgo]

t48

[glacial valve]

oh

based

[coarse ginkgo]

can finally retire my tl866cs

old but gold

[glacial valve]

F44 dump eta wen

[coarse ginkgo]

i genuinely forgot which bmw the mgu was from

but yeah

the fs is getting dumped

[glass basin]

bmw hack

[coarse ginkgo]

might risk it and dump the emmc of the cluster as well

cuz why not

[glacial valve]

67% sure it was F44

[coarse ginkgo]

F44 was the cluster

[glacial valve]

nah bro

You have the cluster for the unreleased M5 csl

[coarse ginkgo]

oh

word

[simple drift]

just realised i paid for a 12 core m2 pro and got a 10 core

[glacial valve]

bro got jewed

[coarse ginkgo]

refund time

[simple drift]

im refunding it and getting a new one

fuck my chud life

[glacial valve]

Was aaron the one selling the mac?

[simple drift]

i have to continue using the m1 air 💔

[coarse ginkgo]

100% it was from a F44

[simple drift]

tbh when i get the money back i might spend the extra and get a m3 pro

[coarse ginkgo]

just confirmed

[glacial valve]

fr

[coarse ginkgo]

least crusty bmw part

gn princess

[muted shuttle]

💔 💔

Goodnight

[simple drift]

do i get a m3 pro instead

[muted shuttle]

mmmm

m3 pro brought raytracing iirc

[simple drift]

(only reason i care to pay for that is cuz it has av1 encode

AND RAYTRACING

i forgot abt that

i could play

cyberpunk

[muted shuttle]

if you wanna play games with raytracing then maybe it's worth the extra money

[simple drift]

and encode movies in av1

[muted shuttle]

i thought m2 pro supported av1 encoding?

[simple drift]

no

doesnt the m3 have like worse ram clock speed or something

[muted shuttle]

oh

[simple drift]

i swear everyone hated the m3

[dense valve]

yea tweets work fine for me but not replies

[muted shuttle]

interesting

so they're just fucking with us now

[lilac spoke]

honestly i may upgrade to the m5 pro

[muted shuttle]

everyone was complaining about tweets not working
Tweets come back
now replies are broken

fun!!

[lilac spoke]

since the prices might go up even more for the m6

[velvet zenith]

Update to latest

[glacial valve]

yeah

[simple drift]

refunding my £1100

[glacial valve]

burnt up etc

[muted shuttle]

the stock twitter client fucking sucks

[velvet zenith]

Everything works

[muted shuttle]

you're on the website dog

[velvet zenith]

Okay

Theyre like the same thing '

[coarse ginkgo]

its X not Twitter, dumbass

[muted shuttle]

i'd update to latest if neofreebird was running latest

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Dominic fries is X the everything app working on your phone

[coarse ginkgo]

that word isnt in the bible

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[coarse ginkgo]

Thx

[simple drift]

do i get

m3 pro with less ram

or

m2 pro with more ram

m3 pro has qol features

[lilac spoke]

m5 max 128 gb 8 tb

[simple drift]

ok maxine

[muted shuttle]

hey what

i did not get that

[simple drift]

close enough

[autumn lodge]

Can Apple just force all apps to use the Liquid Glass keyboard

Yet

[simple drift]

wait i need to transfer back to my m1 air

fuck

[versed sun]

Spent a hour wiring this up and it doesn’t even sound as good

[chilly bear]

idiot.

[simple drift]

not my fault

[autumn lodge]

Once discord adds age checks I’m deleting this app

[simple drift]

they sold me the wrong laptop

[autumn lodge]

Someone posted a scam nsfw discord server in poster restore server

[lilac spoke]

have you tried asking the seller for a partial refund

[simple drift]

i am

[lilac spoke]

oh alr

[simple drift]

i got it from back market and live in the uk i can get a refund

[lilac spoke]

ohhhhh

[chilly bear]

im sorry that happened to you.

[coarse ginkgo]

car amp with atx psu, based

Tap into Dell E1100E-S0

1100W psu for 15$

[glass basin]

Hello

[gusty gulch]

hello

[glass basin]

Hi sticky

[simple drift]

this is depressing

[coarse ginkgo]

Need m2 max

[simple drift]

need m3 pro

[jaunty garnet]

need m5 ultra

[simple drift]

sad times man

why can i never have shit bro

[coarse ginkgo]

m3 pro mid

[simple drift]

whenever i buy anything something is wrong

[simple drift]

av1 encode and ray tracing

[thick tapir]

real asf

i wanna buy a vita lowkey

[simple drift]

don’t bother

[thick tapir]

why

[simple drift]

there’s nothing to play on it

[glass basin]

minecraft

[simple drift]

i have one and it hasn’t been touched in forever

[glass basin]

Ok that’s u

not him

[thick tapir]

emulators and psp games tho

[desert cairn]

https://fixupx.com/dzzgnr/status/2032459700470472789?s=46

Daniil (@dzzgnr)

Built a tiny app for Apple Watch that triggers your hand with the haptic once Claude Code completed the task. The completion screen roasts you differently every time :)

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FixupX · Mar 13, 2026, 2:12 PM

Thanks gir

Keto would've embedded it

@velvet zenith u shouldn't be using twitter on ur phone

it preloads links

I don't have much faith in the Twitter devs to disable js for preloads

[glass basin]

Oh

[simple drift]

there’s nothing to play on psp

[glass basin]

Let bro have his psp

[gilded rapids]

nap

[glass basin]

where

[gilded rapids]

shit me I took a 3 hour nap fr fr

[glass basin]

why

[gilded rapids]

idk I was laying down next thing I know I was asleep

[thick tapir]

what abt size matters vro

[velvet zenith]

I dont even have twitter installed

[desert cairn]

U just asked if it was working for me

[velvet zenith]

Yeah is it

[desert cairn]

Why would you want to know unless if it wasn't working for you

Stupid ahh

[velvet zenith]

For maxine

[desert cairn]

Ok

[true plover]

[frosty grail]

Netanyahu 2028

[simple drift]

sad

[true plover]

“Foidbook Pro”

🥀💔

Wait

Why are you downgrading

[simple drift]

they sent me the wrong FUCKING laptop so now i have to refund it and get a new one

[true plover]

Hardware

[simple drift]

^

[true plover]

Dawg

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[true plover]

[muted shuttle]

eating my sandwich.

[true plover]

What did they give you

[simple drift]

they sent me a 10 core instead of a 12 core

m2 pro

[true plover]

[simple drift]

i might get an m3 pro instead now

[true plover]

What kind

What did you get on it

[muted shuttle]

turkey and cheese

i made it myself.

woman style etc etc

[true plover]

Space black is ver nice

[simple drift]

i am not a fan

my dad has it

i’d want silver

[true plover]

Just gotta wash the dishes now

[wild pelican]

his death date?

[muted shuttle]

using paper plate.

it's ok.

[true plover]

Boreinggff

[frosty grail]

[muted shuttle]

meanie

[simple drift]

it looks nice

[true plover]

Modulators

I’m tempted to get the new dbrand skin

With the old Apple logo

[muted shuttle]

Wait what

wtf

need

[muted shuttle]

m5 max mbp with this would go so hard

👀 👀 👀

[true plover]

Thi

S

[untold helm]

Literally 1984

[untold helm]

Smash

[true plover]

Fr

I think I’ll treat myself next week

When I get paid

:D

[simple drift]

might cop

and then cover it in stickers

[low mortar]

I need a switch 2

[muted shuttle]

ooo

[true plover]

Ewaste

[wild pelican]

literally 1984

[muted shuttle]

unironically would be a good idea

[ashen basin]

You do

[untold helm]

for pokepia and that’s it?

[true plover]

Ewaste

[low mortar]

Yup

[simple drift]

oh my FUCKING god why are the m3s so much more

i’m so pissed

[chilly bear]

omg rachel dratch is on celebrity jeopardy tonight! 🙂

[ashen basin]

I’m actually cleaning the ewaste

[muted shuttle]

check apple refurb store

[low mortar]

How much do you value av1

[simple drift]

i’m in uk not america

[simple drift]

would be nice

[muted shuttle]

it's not in the UK?

[simple drift]

also

more important

ray tracing

[low mortar]

It is

[simple drift]

it’s EMPTY

in the uk

[muted shuttle]

Oh

[chilly bear]

ew...

[slim nova]

What is av1

[simple drift]

there is NOTHING on there

[true plover]

I hab that one

In space black

[simple drift]

video codec

[true plover]

Oooo

[muted shuttle]

i finished my sandwich

was very yummy

[true plover]

Yummers

[low mortar]

Congrats

[simple drift]

the best video codec

[true plover]

I need to get dinner

[untold helm]

@low mortar would Sileo 3 launch with dopamine 3?

[simple drift]

i might make cereal

[true plover]

I’d make something but I’m sleepy

[muted shuttle]

waiting for my parents to go to sleep so i can listen to my new korn album

[simple drift]

i’m hungry

[slim nova]

I searched it on Google and it was porn

[simple drift]

bruh what

[low mortar]

I cut my hand today cutting a wire

Never sliced my palm before

[true plover]

My new ID came in today :D

[low mortar]

It’s quite annoying

[simple drift]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AV1

[muted shuttle]

i got poked with a needle today

to get my blood

[slim nova]

Epstein island id card

[true plover]

For Whar

[muted shuttle]

my parents never found out #swag

[low mortar]

Everytime I move my hand it just starts bleeding again

[muted shuttle]

starting hrt soon

[true plover]

Ah nice

Get prep too

[low mortar]

Omg I have a blood test on Thursday too!

[half compass]

Invest in palantir stocks

[muted shuttle]

prep for what

nothing ?

waow

[true plover]

I just refilled my prescription

The PILL

[half compass]

Trust me yall

[muted shuttle]

Ohhhhh

[true plover]

Gosh you’re such a woman

[muted shuttle]

sorgy

[true plover]

[half compass]

Foids……….

[simple drift]

hi

[low mortar]

I need another kidney function test

[muted shuttle]

hi

[thick tapir]

invest in lmt

[half compass]

Foid destroyer activated 🚨

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[true plover]

Item has the wrong central processing unit (CPU)

[half compass]

I hope it crashes

Invest in oil

[thick tapir]

WHAT

[muted shuttle]

WHAT

[low mortar]

Invest in trolling Ltd

[true plover]

WHAT

[true plover]

Blehhhhh

Hope it’s all good

[half compass]

invest in oil cuz the price is high

[acoustic geyser]

Nah invest in dogecoin

[half compass]

buy high sell low

[thick tapir]

imma invest in roblox fuck you

[true plover]

My creatine levels were .79

[thick tapir]

im gonna get rich meanwhile youll be BROKE in a 4 garage house 🥱

[true plover]

I got my results back today

https://tenor.com/view/aol-man-aol-aol-man-dance-aol-man-dancing-gif-26536149

[half compass]

Palantir stocks are going to go to the moon

[thick tapir]

oh yeah? roblox is going to the sun

[simple drift]

it’s already FUCKING here

[thick tapir]

sun > moon fuck boy

[simple drift]

it’s trying to use parcelforce tracking when it’s royal mail so it doesn’t know

[ornate latch]

It was promised to Peter Thiel 3,000 years ago

[simple drift]

pmo

[true plover]

[ornate latch]

What happened

[true plover]

Guppy is typing….

[simple drift]

they sent me a 10 core instead of a 12 core

[muted shuttle]

Item has the wrong central processing unit (CPU)

[simple drift]

so i have to refund it

[ornate latch]

Oh

[true plover]

Item has the wrong central processing unit (CPU)

[simple drift]

annoying

Item has the wrong central processing unit (CPU)

[ornate latch]

Thank you maxine

Item has the wrong central processing unit (CPU)

[half compass]

Imagine palantir stocks actually quadruple and everybody who bought palantir stocks as a shitpost gets rich

[untold helm]

They will when you are noticeably more female

[ornate latch]

Foidbook Pro

[muted shuttle]

i will GASLIGHT them

[half compass]

Foid

[simple drift]

back to foidbook air

[true plover]

The transfer couldn’t be completed.
Please restart your mac and then try again.

[half compass]

Chaud et froid

[simple drift]

no it was successful

[true plover]

I will eat your FDR

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/ביבי-bibi-נתניהו-netanyahu-benjamin-netanyahu-gif-2770171947895639908

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1481421373212725268/twitter_2031825235222409283.gif

[true plover]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

I love this gif so much

It brings me such joy

Look at em go

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[simple drift]

byebye mbp

[true plover]

I don’t think I will

[simple drift]

i could get a m5 air but i’m probably better off getting an older pro

[coarse ginkgo]

gooning

[jaunty garnet]

who tf keeps linkedin notifs on

[chilly bear]

get a neo

[simple drift]

no

[chilly bear]

you wont.

[true plover]

I forget I even have it

[simple drift]

correct

[jaunty garnet]

ass

[chilly bear]

urs

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985270005853745262/1462989604696359076/watermark.gif

[true plover]

This happens all the fucking time

[thick tapir]

MR BREASTTTTT

[true plover]

It’s just some random ass man