general

[versed sun]

mba won’t fix that

[compact cobalt]

nahh

thinkpad

[loud valve]

im broke as shit im thinking about an intel mba for under $50

[worthy quail]

Nope happens on iOS too

[loud valve]

my laptop is 3kg

[compact cobalt]

the last 2 thinkpad t14/t16 generations are great

[loud valve]

carrying this shit around really hurts my back

[versed sun]

In pounds?

[teal bramble]

save up

dont do that

[vocal plinth]

depends on the drug and person

[loud valve]

fucked economy my dudes

id rather use a $50 mba

anything over 3mil is expensive

[teal bramble]

what country do u live in

[loud valve]

Viet

[versed sun]

Discord pfp background effect*

[teal bramble]

oh

hm

@red hinge u live in vietnam right

[loud valve]

6.6 pounds

[versed sun]

Not heavy enough

[versed sun]

2.9m

[loud valve]

im not fucking paying 2.9 for a laptop that im gonna trash around because daily

[gusty gulch]

yeah i dont do any extensive shit

also its pretty

[versed sun]

Who is even playing over a mill for a MacBook

[vocal plinth]

lmao my bad but that got me to look at the note I put for aaron a long time ago and I loled

[polar python]

you were supposed to do the 3 line fix i sent you

[loud valve]

currency conversion

$1 = 26k vnd

[vital knoll]

like it's basically great for the Netflix college girly who does some light work and stuff

[wild pelican]

i lowk want an m5 mba/mbp once it drops

my dad said that if i will get to 10th grade, he will buy me it even if ram crisis

[versed sun]

The 50 confused me

[hazy lagoon]

I’m not mad. I already have an M2 macbook pro so I don’t really care about the neo. I’m the kind of person that likes to get the absolute best value for the money I pay and personally don’t care if I by used devices and I found ppl literally selling the macbook air 13” (M3) for 650$ which is surely a much better value than the neo

[wild pelican]

cuz those bastards are thin but powerful

and aren't air turbines

[versed sun]

Kinda hope the m1pro14in was worth it with the lines which it didn’t claim until after buying it notice closely on the image

[chilly bear]

hey so they dropped 😅

[hazy lagoon]

Like u tell me this deal or a macbook neo

[wild pelican]

but no linux support and i'm skeptical asf ab being bound to macos

[vital knoll]

yeah you're not the target audience at all lol

[wild pelican]

if someone can suggest a good laptop up to 1kish$ that is sold in china and meets the requirements, name it lulz

[loud valve]

$50 is roughly 1.3mil

[versed sun]

Does it have ray tracing?

[red hinge]

yes

[loud valve]

i can definitely find a cheap mba at that pricepoint

[hazy lagoon]

Yeah m3 does

[versed sun]

Don’t think the M1 Pro will

That I am getting

[chilly bear]

"Used"

[vital knoll]

im gonna go ahead and say any Huawei or xiaomi or just get a refurb you're in china lol

[hazy lagoon]

It doesn’t it’s m3 and up only

[versed sun]

Ik

[wild pelican]

xiaomi doesn't make laptops afaik and huawei are mid-range tbh

[hazy lagoon]

I got my macbook pro used and my iPhone and my iPad pro and they are all perfect 👌

[versed sun]

Facebook marketplace ad

[wild pelican]

and also i live in russia, it's just that's i have chinese relatives who can get shit for cheaper

[vital knoll]

I my Russia number 1

[wild pelican]

wat

[amber void]

Ooh I thought that was fresh out the box

[chilly bear]

how do you even get that much milk from cats

[versed sun]

Kinda looks like a MacBook I had before

[hazy lagoon]

How do u even milk a cat????

[simple drift]

i found an image of me being not knowledgable

phoenix

[wild pelican]

how ancient that photo is?

[loud valve]

tiny phon

is that an ipod

[simple drift]

yes

i ended up bricking it

[wild pelican]

oh, gemini in bookmarks, not THAT ancient

[simple drift]

it’s in a drawer somewhere

[loud valve]

gimme

gimme

[versed sun]

With a bucket and left click

[simple drift]

last year

[wild pelican]

right click 😭

[loud valve]

dude i found an iphone 12 for $35

[hazy lagoon]

Btw if it’s a Minecraft joke i didn’t get it I don’t really play it

[wild pelican]

rather bypassed/entirely refurbed

[loud valve]

passcode locked but still works

[loud valve]

ohnononono

youll see

[versed sun]

Rather left click since right click won’t do anything

[wild pelican]

wait what

istg

[chilly bear]

gemini came out 6 years ago...

[wild pelican]

in minecraft you always right clicked cows with a bucket

cuz left click is a punch

[wild pelican]

WHAT

[versed sun]

Ik

[wild pelican]

THERE WERE AIS IN 2020?

[chilly bear]

yea?

[wild pelican]

like somewhere in 2022 chatgpt got introduced and then it all went brrrrrr

[versed sun]

Low battery but loads into bios?

[hazy lagoon]

Why does your keyboard have many keys

[wild pelican]

a laptop has a CE button? 😭

also why f5 and f9 are simply mysterious keys?

[versed sun]

And a calculator emoji button

[hazy lagoon]

[chilly bear]

lol 67

[versed sun]

Because they

[loud valve]

bios barely stress your cpu enough for it to suck any power

you could probably run your pc off fruits and shit would stillg et into bios

[versed sun]

Those laptops get hot just on a browser and the fan is 100% on chrome or desktop

[hazy lagoon]

What is bios?

Nyahahahahahaaaa

[compact cobalt]

you do realize the BIOS doesn't even use 1% of the resources that go to the desktop right?

[chilly bear]

correct! it uses approximately 6.7%

[wild pelican]

nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

[vital knoll]

what's Gemini? I only know google bard

[chilly bear]

wait i just realized it's only march 12/13

wikipedia is not correct.

[bitter cloud]

Can anyone guide me on how to install TrollStore on iOS 16.7.14?

[chilly bear]

you can't

[bitter cloud]

Why

[compact cobalt]

patched, also don't crosspost

[thick tapir]

fawkkk i wanna make some eggy bread

[loud valve]

go make

egg breadp

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle type scheme

The site is claudeslop

[loud valve]

jesus

16km to get an iphone 4

[untold helm]

Skull emoji

The only 3 buttons on the slip take you to the same select wallet page

Anyone who falls for this is just natural selection

[jaunty garnet]

just bought fake airpods

💔

[jaunty garnet]

wtf is this

[untold helm]

On purpose?

[jaunty garnet]

yes

im broke

and i need wireless earbuds.

[untold helm]

Did you get the good ones

[jaunty garnet]

mid range

[untold helm]

Like the ones people fall for

Oh

[jaunty garnet]

it was $35

its like

higher end fakes

good ones but its missing the more advanced shit

[untold helm]

What you call fake I call alternative manufacturer

[jaunty garnet]

androidsob

[untold helm]

There’s fakes with actual noise cancellation?

[jaunty garnet]

ig ill find out

i dont have high hopes for the anc but i also dont really need it

[untold helm]

Are they stupid

[jaunty garnet]

airug and it says rug ai

[untold helm]

Good point

[untold helm]

Who would’ve guessed, all the statistics are baked in

Gpt stank

[jaunty garnet]

em dash

clanker

[red hinge]

it has gotten so good that the only thing you lose is sound quality

[jaunty garnet]

idc about the sound quality that much

as long as it doesnt sound like pure shit

[untold helm]

Some of their videos got hundreds and thousands of views is the sad thing
Most of the comments being brain dead, bots, both or one of those pointing out the other

[red hinge]

you know they managed to get anc and transparency working on the airpods 4 fake

[jaunty garnet]

???

[jaunty garnet]

i saw those but it was $10 more

[red hinge]

there's tiers to this, i got the borderline shitty one and it sounds like shit but all the features work

[jaunty garnet]

how much did it cost

sure hope i didnt make the wrong choice.

[red hinge]

10 bucks

[jaunty garnet]

oh

[untold helm]

Chinese

[jaunty garnet]

???

what could this possibly be

[untold helm]

THERES NOTHING HERE

once again, anyone who falls for this is fucking stupid

[red hinge]

i don't plan to get any earbuds rn

they're expensive as hell for mid sound quality

[jaunty garnet]

thats why im getting fakes

[untold helm]

I just go with EarPods

[jaunty garnet]

i have earpods rn

but the wire pmo

[red hinge]

i saw a $30 fake and find my fucking works

[untold helm]

What are the current recommendations on fakes

[red hinge]

istg

[jaunty garnet]

wtf

[red hinge]

slight problem

it only works when the case is open

[untold helm]

What about anything else

[red hinge]

anc works, transparency works

you can pinch the buds

build quality looks just as good

tbf for that price just get the soundcore r60i nc

you're getting way more

[untold helm]

Apparently this is the best one doing a quick look

Just missing nodding gestures

[red hinge]

look for the one with 1563E chipset

whatever that means idfk

[untold helm]

Found it

Looks like iCloud connect and live translation is Huilian only

[jaunty garnet]

i got the gen 4 v2 tb

[untold helm]

@red hinge hm, why should I go for the 1563E chipset, looks like it lacks iCloud connect/mac compat

[red hinge]

well its the most popular one here, and it does support multi device connectivity

mostly the former as idk shit about fake airpods

[untold helm]

Me neither that’s why I’m asking

I’ve been looking at the air pods rep website thing

[red hinge]

atp i don't see a reason to get fake airpods

my bro got one that has a fucking SCREEN on it

[jaunty garnet]

??

[red hinge]

it sounds okay for $15

[jaunty garnet]

if you already have wireless earbuds theres no point

but for me its a upgrade from earpods

[red hinge]

why not get the soundcore r60i nc

you're getting way more

[jaunty garnet]

only earpods have worked for me and other shit fell out

and i didnt know about those before i already paid

[red hinge]

the fit is fine, i personally tested it

not shitty like moondrop, fit well enough like airpods

[jagged turret]

buy wired iems

put wireless out of business

[jaunty garnet]

[raven pine]

guys can vinted sellers see who favourites their items

[slim loom]

gm

[cosmic haven]

give me some tips first

[gusty gulch]

i literally dont do anything extensive so it won't matter to me to get a powerfull macbook

[red hinge]

mfs when they don't understand the target market for the macbook neo

it won't be for me but im telling my mom to upgrade from her cheeky ass windows laptop

since you know she work in the education market so she can get it at the students discount price

[jagged turret]

You should feel bad for not spending $3200 on a 2TB 48G ram macbook M5 pro

Or whatever it costs

[red hinge]

m5 pro sucks

get m5 max

[jagged turret]

do they have that on macbooks

[red hinge]

now you can finally multitask

[jagged turret]

Idk the product line

[red hinge]

uh yea

it comes at 3599 for m5 max (14 inches)

[jagged turret]

how to manually add nano texture glass to my own display

[red hinge]

matte ppf

krum will scream at you but its a fair investment

[jagged turret]

matte isn't doing it for me

its not anti reflective enough

I've seen pictures of the nano texture glass and it's crazy

[red hinge]

i have matte screen protector on my phone, it ruins sharpness but its pretty great

let me charge my android so i can show you

@jagged turret

kinda just diffuses the light

[half raft]

Hey guys working on a browser extension what you think https://mrichard333.com/extension/

This is just the presentation don't worry it scan for links and malware

[gilded nacelle]

my college’s lab 😭

[red hinge]

this is just vibecoded

[half raft]

Yeah just made the skeloton

Not released yet

[half raft]

Will be better in 67 days

The backend is the important part

[jagged turret]

I mean idk what this is for, I know what a matte coating is

[loud valve]

was working on something

i was drawing with my mouse

[coral fog]

what the fucking kind of gpu is this

[loud valve]

never seen this before but still an awesome card nonetheless

i skimmed through reviews

[coral fog]

chinese card

dont trust

[loud valve]

riiiiight

[coral fog]

dont know the brand

[half raft]

Nice

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-maybe-idk-not-really-gif-9888316

[carmine elk]

SID SRCRNNNN

[half raft]

Its a honeypot bitcoin miner gpu

[craggy bloom]

Hi all!! 🙂

[rich dune]

mouse? That’s really impressive holy shit

[loud valve]

yeah

dont got no money for a drawing board

[rich dune]

you should try playing osu

[loud valve]

here are my previous artpieces

[loud valve]

i dont really like osu

besides my reaction time is slow

[rich dune]

at least your accuracy should be high

impressive mouse skills

[carmine elk]

Lil finder guy reminds me of the guy from inside out

[loud valve]

i do like cs but

im not really good at it

ah. gonna sell some of my stuff to afford a 2015 mba

needed an older mac that could run Monterey

well actually i have a 2008-2009? macbook that could run Monterey with OCLP

but that shit was headless

and turning on requires you to shove a screwdriver right on the keyboard header on the board

shit works tho!

[ashen basin]

Gm idiots

[proven moss]

Theres a metallic smell in my room

Its not my pc

Something is burning

[chrome peak]

boobing

[glacial valve]

any as long as it's away from you

imagine gifting scrobbit

🤮

should give Scrubble instead

scrubble

I'm not fully waken up

true

🤨

[rotund glade]

https://klipy.com/gifs/victor-jensen

[glacial valve]

lies

[red hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258077498357321789/1417903446874394775/reverse.gif

[coarse ginkgo]

fuck no

all my homies hate rootfsware

[glacial valve]

unbased

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1315473140209553408/caption.gif

[ornate latch]

Thank you alexander catto

[proven moss]

Yo

Does anyone here use windhawk

[half raft]

How is it going

[burnt kite]

Mineeks song

[half raft]

https://tenor.com/view/namtanfilm-namtan-tipnaree-namtan-tipnaree-namtan-live-gif-8627371290826319409

[coarse ginkgo]

hey there sexy

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1429156110866186448/1480987037786968084/125EE053-4F3E-445D-B26A-A401EC6DF013.gif

[dry monolith]

I dropped another song

Stream

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373793679684272229/1481971503364051085/slide.gif

[coarse ginkgo]

Hello, how do I use the bot? @desert cairn

[worthy garden]

Hello, how do I use the bot? @desert cairn

[simple drift]

seeing earl sweatshirt and mike live in september

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Advertising please remove

[glass basin]

@muted shuttle Advertising please remove

[toxic solar]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-ip-ip-address-teto-teto-spin-gif-18116420609689031035

[rich dune]

hi

[toxic solar]

hai

[glass basin]

About me and contacting
Hi I am a person on the internet, welcome to my site!
I have done the following
Have done various work with iPhones, including stuff like dualboots
Have set up various services, including this site

[toxic solar]

tru

[split nimbus]

ㅤ
Ი 𐑼ྀི
૮ ᴗ͈ . ᴗ͈ ა
𐔌 ꜆ 𖹭 ꜀ 𐦯
ㅤ

[rich dune]

@split nimbus What if it all goes wrong?

[simple drift]

@split nimbus What if it all goes wrong?

[toxic solar]

@rich dune it was 18 days ago!

[simple drift]

@polar python It was 67 days ago.

[toxic solar]

@simple drift 0001

[simple drift]

[toxic solar]

epxlo

[rich dune]

wait was ultrakill fraud layer actually 18 days ago

nope, 17

.

[glacial valve]

Hello, how do I use the bot? @desert cairn

@muted shuttle any job applications today?

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle any job applications today?

@glacial valve any french citizenship withdrawals today?

[glacial valve]

why is ida >9.1 dogshit

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444458215323734079/1481865719728701570/C3689DE7-F9FB-4782-AC68-149CEB97F5BB.gif

[rich dune]

wym

[toxic solar]

this hurts to look at

i am very fofeneded 😡

[simple drift]

@half compass @chilly bear
https://youtube.com/shorts/WiIzxDLGCJE?si=EzSv75R0SFd77ovC

[worthy garden]

Hi

[coral fog]

hi

[worthy garden]

hello

[simple drift]

hi

[rich dune]

hai

[signal hazel]

what chair shall i get. want an ergo/office chair that wont break after a few months

[coral fog]

herman miller

[signal hazel]

mine broke literally 5 minutes after getting paid

[proven moss]

Im leaving home

[signal hazel]

[signal hazel]

i’m not spending that much on a chair

[proven moss]

My parents paid top dollar for kitchen chairs

The screws came loose and I broke 2

[signal hazel]

💀

[proven moss]

From just using them

And they stain easily

And are hard to clean

[signal hazel]

i leant back on mine last night and the plastic just snapped clean

[proven moss]

I'm in a fucky situation

[signal hazel]

i bought it not even 12 months ago

[worthy garden]

why is my cpu dying

[signal hazel]

looks fine?

[simple drift]

used

aeron

[worthy garden]

bro it was at 36

randomly went up

[coral fog]

$2k on a chair is worth it

trust

[signal hazel]

500-700 still

[simple drift]

worth it

genuinely

[signal hazel]

idk it probably is

my mate got a £500 chair for £50 on ebay

[simple drift]

best chair in the world

[simple drift]

i think we got some £400 chair for free once

it’s mid tho

no armrest

just

sit

also no height adjustment or wheels

literally just like

waiting room chair

[signal hazel]

i need to find an office that’s clearing out their shit

synchronous

that’s what he got

looks quite nice tbf

[dense valve]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThcE9pvj/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

freewave (@packrunnerbril)

❤️ 149.3K 💬 549 🔁 50K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Mar 2, 2026, 1:13 PM

[simple drift]

@signal hazel £350

[signal hazel]

wtf

i wasn’t seeing those

[simple drift]

i didn’t even filter

[signal hazel]

ebay hates me

[young oyster]

Non related jailbreak but anyone know how to fix iphone 17 pro max not working with carplay?

[signal hazel]

might be what you searched

different phrasing

[simple drift]

https://google.com

[young oyster]

Not helping

[simple drift]

“herman miller aeron”

[simple drift]

no one here is gonna be any help to you

[signal hazel]

i just put aeron

lmao

[simple drift]

bro

[signal hazel]

hey it comes up with the right ones

not seen one like this before

[simple drift]

red

[signal hazel]

yeah i think i’ll repair what i have rn and find a good deal on one of these

@simple drift

[simple drift]

good deal

[signal hazel]

is size A like really small

[simple drift]

no idea

[signal hazel]

https://www.crandalloffice.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/Aeron-Size-Chart-2016.jpg

wtf does this mean

[worthy garden]

s

[split nimbus]

https://x.com/whitenigerian/status/2032219725183217813?s=46&t=6ncg-QvoIf51PSl0QMXLcA

Mohammed Jammal (@whitenigerian)

How old were you when you found out this is how to wear EarPods?

X · Mar 12, 2026, 10:18 PM

WEVE BEEN WEARING THEM WRONG ALL THIS TIME

[slim nova]

Is a 5070 worth it

[desert cairn]

You didn't send me shit

[worthy garden]

ti

@slim nova Hi

[muted shuttle]

Yeah he sent u a 3 line fix idiot

[long aurora]

guys can anyone help me with restoring my 13 Pro? I've tried iTunes and everything yet I'm still stuck on this error

[main timber]

what error

[long aurora]

1109

i can send the screenshot to you on your DM

[main timber]

send it in themes

[long aurora]

can't send here

[glass basin]

#jailbreak

[long aurora]

any perticular reason why this error is occuring? Is it my cable?

[main timber]

idk

[red hinge]

use itunes instead

i came across the same error yesterday

[long aurora]

already tried

still same thing

[polar python]

Fatty https://discord.com/channels/@me/1431415816359776369/1481577006457163859

[simple drift]

Fatty https://discord.com/channels/@me/1431415816359776369/1481577006457163859

[half compass]

this is gold

[simple drift]

this is gore

[glass basin]

Fatty

[jovial glacier]

what have i done

[glass basin]

Wrong server.

this is not LegacyJailbreak.

[jovial glacier]

my statement though

[glass basin]

Ok?

Ok.

[jovial glacier]

hours after i said that 15.8.7 dropped

[glass basin]

Ok..

[jovial glacier]

and patched dopamine

[simple drift]

coruna

[glass basin]

Ok

[burnt kite]

coruna virus

[simple drift]

when tf did you get mem ed

[burnt kite]

Like a year ago

[simple drift]

lie

[burnt kite]

I leave , then come back

[hard comet]

this is an app made by apple… (apple store)

[glass basin]

this is not Fnaf bud

[burnt kite]

Why are you white

[teal bramble]

im gonna kms

[burnt kite]

name

whitename

[orchid viper]

can anyone help me with palera1n

[burnt kite]

Wait nvm

[orchid viper]

if so see jailbreak or palera1n channel

[burnt kite]

Wrong luca

[worthy garden]

#palera1n

[long aurora]

guys can anyone help me in restoring my iPhone 13 pro I'm stuck on error 1109

[worthy garden]

#jailbreak dont use the tools app

with the 3

[prisma river]

what ios

[orchid viper]

i want help 😭 please helo

[long aurora]

I've used that, itunes and even the apple devices app

[worthy garden]

#jailbreak

[long aurora]

26.3.1

[worthy garden]

ping dings 10times

[long aurora]

before i was on 26.4 beta 4

[orchid viper]

theres no one there

[worthy garden]

you got help mf

su

[prisma river]

so what exactly you want ? going back to what ?

[orchid viper]

then what should i do

its stuck on pongoOS

[long aurora]

trying to go back to 26.3.1

[worthy garden]

#jailbreak

#jailbreak

#jailbreak

hope this helps

@maxie

[long aurora]

I'm fine with 26.4 because i just got a battery replacement earlier

really need help because this is my main device

[polar python]

use blue shield app

[long aurora]

what's that?

[simple drift]

!t bluetool

[fervent dove]

bluetool

The Windows version of 3uTools exhibits spyware like behavior and thus we do not recommend it and have it filtered. Sandbox analysis and third-party reports show excessive system and browser data collection, firewall and registry modification, sandbox detection, server communication that you can't block, and the use of modified or pirated jailbreaks/tweaks. For an iOS device management tool, this is should not be needed whatsoever. For evidence and technical details, see the attached document.

Added by bradleytechman | Used 33 times · Dec 21, 2025, 6:22 AM

[worthy garden]

whats that

[polar python]

yeah that

[simple drift]

spyware

[polar python]

ignore the malware claims there’s no actual proof just a baseless write up

[prisma river]

check out this page https://appledb.dev/device/iPhone-13-Pro-series.html u can get the ipsw file and downgrade

[long aurora]

already tried

[simple drift]

still slopware

better software exists

[worthy garden]

mac is slopware

[keen tiger]

Do y'all think I should get S24+ or iPhone 13 Pro/iPhone 14?

[long aurora]

sure it'll work? I tried a completely mint IPSW downloaded directly from itunes and it sill got stuck

[half compass]

it's literally just an idevicerestore wrapper

[simple drift]

ok

[half compass]

get apple devices

[simple drift]

configuratior 2

[half compass]

from the ms store

and try that

[simple drift]

use it

[potent mulch]

if u like ios get a 14 pro

[red hinge]

just because its chinese 💔

[long aurora]

tired that too and got the same error

[worthy garden]

bro just get what u want no need validate from others from choosing what phone u need

[red hinge]

LMAO

[worthy garden]

Your message contained a word you aren't allowed to say in r/Jailbreak. This could be either hate speech or the name of a piracy tool/source. Please refrain from saying it!
Repeatedly triggering the filter will automatically result in a mute.

[simple drift]

ew

itunes better

[half compass]

did you restore from dfu or recovery

[prisma river]

yeah try this one it’s worth a shot also 13 pro is a insanely good phone leave it on ios 26.3.1 if u keep on updating eventually you’ll get ur phone to lag and overheat cuz of the software updates

[long aurora]

both

[worthy garden]

!topic

!t topic

ok

fuck

i

[keen tiger]

I'm asking as to which is better/future proof, why not share your opinion

[half compass]

maybe it's just fucked

[polar python]

google says change your dns

[long aurora]

Sure I'll DM if it gives an error or something

[polar python]

i don’t see how that’ll work tbh but might as well try

[prisma river]

alrr

[worthy garden]

ask claude optus 4.6

[long aurora]

hell naww cus it was fine like 2 hours ago

[keen tiger]

bruh

[half compass]

change your dns or try a vpn or something

[keen tiger]

reddit behavior

[worthy garden]

yes i am Reddit User.

[long aurora]

DNS is set to 8.8.8.8 and 8.8.8.4

[keen tiger]

No need to tell me brother

[half compass]

idk

[chilly bear]

no squeex isn't bad

[half compass]

™

[simple drift]

google

[chilly bear]

this is clearly k4yfours fault

[worthy garden]

just google it bro

[keen tiger]

Jokes aside I genuinely want y'all's opinions

[prisma river]

who else on ios 17.2 ?

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/zias-blou-funny-dumb-gif-16753218273874373982

[worthy garden]

@chilly bear My obs setting..

[simple drift]

don’t update

eta

etaing

[polar python]

ios users out here risking their entire net worth for a couple status bar icons

[chilly bear]

why are you recording in 420 fps

[worthy garden]

minecraft renders

[prisma river]

loool i’ve been waiting for 2years now for at least trollstore

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-sad-depression-gif-24658304

[prisma river]

now i can’t stop refreshing devs pages for news

[simple drift]

coruna is a thing now tho

so

wait

[prisma river]

biiiggg thing

[worthy garden]

Oh

Your message contained a word you aren't allowed to say in r/Jailbreak. This could be either hate speech or the name of a piracy tool/source. Please refrain from saying it!

Filtered word found:

[prisma river]

The

[worthy garden]

@chilly bear

Im legit tired of the racist, bigoted fucking braindead immo+ players in this community that are so shitty yet blessed to be in a position where they have a reason to be humbled but instead are the absolute worse scumbags the world has to offer. Like jfc just end it and spare everyone from your bullshit traumatizing behavior. Uninstall get perma banned hwid anything is better than having you incels around.

[chilly bear]

ok sorry

[autumn lodge]

https://youtu.be/Ma3mJ2R6OXo?si=WaCm_uPedm70xR-m

Why

[worthy garden]

🎵 [M5, 26.1]
polybuzzuser

Main: iPad 11th generation

[stark spruce]

@strong flicker @glacial valve the 🇮🇱 are losing

and im winning

suckers

[strong flicker]

I knew we will rally today

where is my message

someone deleted it

probably Mossad

EZ

[digital sable]

not watching rn but is the ram and ssd slotted?

[half compass]

ssd probably is

i think they did that on the m4 mac mini

so maybe

[versed sun]

I was trying to play something and wondering why it wasn’t playing it was because I was connected to my school gym speakers

[rotund glade]

Ok

[versed sun]

12 pa speakers in the gym

[rotund glade]

Ok

Disconnect?

[versed sun]

Keeping it connected for now

Since it’s hard to reconnect when I need to

[rotund glade]

How?

[versed sun]

Bluetooth receiver is in a locked equipment room

And I don’t auto connect 100% of time only 50%

[rotund glade]

So auto connect twice

[autumn lodge]

It’s a nand chip so no

You can board Swap the 256 with the 512 the only thing that ain’t work is the power button and Touch ID

[chilly bear]

then it’s only 25%

[digital sable]

why not make it have an m.2 slot and 1 or 2 sodimm slots

is that not easy enough

manufacturers have been making portable computers upgradable since the 80s

[autumn lodge]

Basically only Intel laptops do that so

[digital sable]

false

you can amd

why can't apple do slotted shit again

my 2008 mbp has slotted everything

[untold helm]

Speed

[chilly bear]

💸💸💸

[digital sable]

ddr5 and m.2 are FAST

[chilly bear]

❌

[digital sable]

i can buy a slotted shit laptop for $600

trust

[lime carbon]

iPhone SE 1st gen on iOS 9.3 is fast 😏

just get better

[chilly bear]

[digital sable]

no shit it is

[lime carbon]

sorry

[chilly bear]

@half compass

[loud valve]

back from 30km trip

eatin dinner

[half compass]

😭😭😭

[chilly bear]

from https://youtu.be/KrL4Y7RTsAc

[simple drift]

is this cool in bulgaria

[loud valve]

got my iphone 4 as a reward

[half compass]

jupiter is in retrograde

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-pepper-anime-girl-anime-girl-sigh-pink-hair-anime-girl-cora-sigh-gif-2940056224720336464

[simple drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/weeee-cat-2

[carmine elk]

Yall I wanna kill myself

[half compass]

???

[worthy garden]

hI

[loud valve]

r u ok

[worthy garden]

Please take this to #vent Channel.

[carmine elk]

there’s no vent channel

[half compass]

https://discord.com/channels/349243932447604736/947992341434732544

[worthy garden]

i hope its not real

[teal bramble]

theres stop and go traffic

hello my friends

[worthy garden]

hI

[teal bramble]

shabbat shalom my friend

[worthy garden]

You are fake boy told me to shut up earlier.

[gilded rapids]

Shut

[teal bramble]

shut up

[chilly bear]

why

[teal bramble]

@gilded rapids save me from these gas prices

[gilded rapids]

On my way.

[worthy garden]

I am heart broken.

[gilded rapids]

you have free healthcare

u have extra money to pay for higher gas prices fr fr

[teal bramble]

shit ur right

[gilded rapids]

Ur gas should be 15€

Before u start complaining x

[chilly bear]

rookie numbers

[lone willow]

should i include the sysdiagnose when submitting bug reports to apple?

[chilly bear]

im on 26.1 too so maybe

bh is 86% but i don't think it should be this bad

[worthy garden]

love battery

[cinder pebble]

Has anyone tried the coruna exploit in iOS 16.7.14

or was it only for iOS 16.7.12 currently

[red hinge]

hey you stole this from me

[simple drift]

i dont remember

[obtuse igloo]

hi r there any nerds that actively use mastodon here

[untold helm]

Opa

[jovial glacier]

it's not public yet

i think???

[versed sun]

When I get the laptop both my computers will have lines

On the screen now

Gonna match my monitor which pre came with a line

[cinder pebble]

It's out

[jovial glacier]

not made for end users yet tho

[cinder pebble]

Couldn't bring myself to test it, since I updated to iOS 16.7.15 a couple hour earlier

[jovial glacier]

did you save blobs for earlier versions tho?

[cinder pebble]

Trollstore in iOS 16.7 sounds like a good deal

[cinder pebble]

Nope, just worried about my security and such

[jovial glacier]

that already released tho

[cinder pebble]

The IPSW is still signed for iOS 16.7.14 but restoring takes a while and I don't have much time to do that

[jovial glacier]

you can save blobs for it anyways

[cinder pebble]

I know but you can't use trollstore in iOS 16.7

[jovial glacier]

as long as it's signed

[cinder pebble]

Unless jailbroken

[muted shuttle]

Usually 24 hours

[jovial glacier]

i still gotta save blobs for 15.8.6

[cinder pebble]

Blobs are useless and might not even work for iPhone 8, it's possible to restore but it requires too much work

[jovial glacier]

"These devices can be restored to iOS 16.6.x with SHSH blobs, you may use Legacy iOS Kit for this which utilizes the updated futurerestore nightly."

if 16.6.x is possible, then 16.7.x might be

[cinder pebble]

iOS 16.7.x has patched a lot of stuff

[jovial glacier]

my iphone 8 is on 16.7.11, personally i don't want to lose pre-16.7.15 forever

[quiet charm]

craig

[jovial glacier]

16.7.14 and older might get a jailbreak that doesn't disable sep

[cinder pebble]

It already has a jailbreak but it's semi tethered

I don't think thats possible anyway

[jovial glacier]

because of the coruna exploit

[cinder pebble]

Every respring that "jailbreak" would be gone

[jovial glacier]

is that how coruna works?

[cinder pebble]

Pretty sure huy nguyen mentioned that in the tweet

https://x.com/Little_34306/status/2031898289558471102?s=20

Huy Nguyen (@Little_34306)

libFLEX is being injected and now is live on https://t.co/1H0XDrkayS thanks to @khanhduytran0

X · Mar 12, 2026, 1:01 AM

[jovial glacier]

it's a start, though it might not help 16.7.10's case

[true plover]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[cinder pebble]

Well It's a webkit exploit afterall, and it might not be maintained that long especially with how complicated the exploit is

[dry monolith]

Hi

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373793679684272229/1481971503364051085/slide.gif

[cinder pebble]

Hello

[outer adder]

yo

[glass basin]

Stop linking viruses

[rotund glade]

Do you mean reboot?…

[autumn lodge]

I mean only x86 does it I guess

[cinder pebble]

Just respring

I suspect that respringing might removes the injection like what the picture meant, assumingly since I hadn't got my hand on the exploit yet

[golden vessel]

e

[half compass]

nvidia stock is crashing

thank god

this is a beautiful sight to see

[red hinge]

dmca takedown speedrun any%

[half compass]

ytlitediarrhea

[red hinge]

holy fuck

finna be free from 16gb of ram 💔

[half compass]

one day

i cant wait for the ai bubble to pop

[red hinge]

void ai going out soon!?

yay

[half compass]

openai isn't profitable

this is amazing

[red hinge]

they're making earbuds now

amazing shit

[half compass]

????

WHAT

😭

oh god

[chilly bear]

wait

[half compass]

it's real

[chilly bear]

what

[half compass]

ok the bubble is DEFINITELY popping

[red hinge]

https://wccftech.com/openai-says-its-first-consumer-ai-device-rumored-to-be-sweetpea-earbuds-launching-in-h2-2026-expects-to-sell-up-to-50-million-units-in-the-first-year/

[half compass]

it's time to say goodbye

[red hinge]

they're planning to sell this for $200 btw

[chilly bear]

where tf is my screenshot

[loud valve]

sarsa

[loud valve]

!!!!!!

[red hinge]

mf where can i get this shit

ever since chương dương is down i can't find it

[loud valve]

its not down

you jus aint findin it hard enough

[unique fossil]

Wtf

[red hinge]

impossible

Of course, OpenAI is also working on another consumer device that is reportedly shaped like a pen and sports a size similar to that of the Apple iPod Shuffle. The device bears the internal codename "Gumdrop," and is entirely bereft of a dedicated screen. Additional details include:

Contextual awareness via a suite of sensors, including cameras and microphones.
The device will be able to run OpenAI's tailored AI models locally, with cloud computational support available for more compute-intensive tasks.
It will be able to convert handwritten notes into text and instantly upload them to ChatGPT.
The device will be able to communicate with its peers, akin to what we currently do with smartphones.
@half compass they're doing the rabbit r1 skit all again holy fuck lmfaooooooo

[vital knoll]

không thể nào

[winter meadow]

wtf type of name is sweetpea

[half compass]

it's so over

[ornate latch]

Acatto is sam altman conspiracy theory

[red hinge]

LMFAO

yea nah

bro's too deep to this AI slop stuff

[half compass]

it's so over for him if the bubble pops

can you imagine him having to get a real job

[red hinge]

"i made a startup totally not by vibecoding and claiming free credits from VPS"

bro finna write that on his resume

[half compass]

it would be so funny

[thick tapir]

how the fuck are baggy jeans so comfortable wtf

rn im wearing 28x32 instead of 30x30 and ts is so comfortable and i dont need a belt

[dawn igloo]

This drink it's been a while I saw it

[rich dune]

mmm slop straight into ears, definitely a good idea

@teal bramble https://youraislopbores.me

[simple drift]

of course the image is ai

[red hinge]

this shit is so fun

[versed sun]

First time I park a car

[glacial valve]

false

[versed sun]

No

[glacial valve]

I have never crashed nor scratched a car

[ruby copper]

no way

megloutw is here

Hi!!

Great actually

hbu

[versed sun]

Why does almost everyone now have it was days ago?

[ruby copper]

I actually haven't bought any ewaste recently

[versed sun]

I did without realizing it

[ruby copper]

mine just points to 31st of december 2025 but others just point to random dates i cant even keep up anymore lol

amazing to hear

happy for u

[versed sun]

Dec 31st was 71 days ago already?

[ruby copper]

I don't think it points to dec 31st anymore tho

[ruby copper]

fixed now

[versed sun]

Still it was over 70 days already

[ruby copper]

Yeah

time flies

I had my nickname counting down to 31st of december 2025 before that date
Like "It's in x days"
Then it came so I put it as "It was x days ago" and just never stopped updating it

Now a lot of other people have their nicknames pointing to random dates

For no real reason I just decided to count down to dec 31st

[versed sun]

Still have 80 days until I don’t got to go to school anymore

[ruby copper]

this monday?

[versed sun]

What ever Monday it lands on

367 days

Is Monday in a year

[ruby copper]

if u dont count monday itself its in 3 days

[chilly bear]

that's counting monday btw

[ruby copper]

I was counting the nights until the day

idk how u properly count down days ngl

[chilly bear]

it's already night

[ruby copper]

bad update is actually usable now

I got 2 rghs and 1 winchester

[winter meadow]

Did u just discover that

[ruby copper]

no

[winter meadow]

With XeUnshackle thingy it’s as good as a RGH/JTAG with homebrew support I think

Get a 360E

[ruby copper]

until you write to your nand

[nimble mauve]

a

[winter meadow]

What are the chances youd need that unless you’re a nerd

[tame rock]

Twitter alert

Twitter alert

[simple drift]

what

[ruby copper]

dashlaunch

@simple drift gm

[simple drift]

it is the evening

[ornate latch]

What am I supposed to do with this piece of content

[simple drift]

everything

[rich dune]

@ruby copper gn

[winter meadow]

Its 9PM

[rich dune]

-10 utc mfs:

[winter meadow]

Im GMT+3 vro

[fervent dove]

@tall mauve's timezone is Asia/Damascus 🇸🇾
It is currently 09:14 PM +03

[ornate latch]

Meighler is just a stupid Russoid

[half compass]

yea fr

[tepid ermine]

I need more

[tepid ermine]

pawes

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/zias-blou-funny-dumb-gif-16753218273874373982

[glacial valve]

Based

Should I get a e32 735i

[tepid ermine]

a bmv?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/853726500371955742/945544932960124998/08978764.gif

[glacial valve]

No, an Audi

[tepid ermine]

Heyy

I saw that

Why are you being DISRESPECTFUL

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1315473140209553408/caption.gif

[tepid ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1222697651716227213/1463132717205032991/Screenshot_2026-01-20-12-12-10-85_50ef9f5a0f3fc24b6f0ffc8843167fe4.gif

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688122301975363591/1274749315650289796/ezgif-4-87e8ff6be9.gif

[tepid ermine]

fuck off

[velvet zenith]

Okay

my project car is my rav 4

[glacial valve]

Gay

[velvet zenith]

Almost drove onto the sidewalk today

Thx snow

I hit the gas a little too much on accident

[empty musk]

Does nugget work on iPhone 8 + 16.7.12

[red hinge]

he's french

what a rt

[tepid ermine]

yeah i just saw his bio

gay

[red hinge]

dude is the gayest person in rjb

[half compass]

buy high sell low

[tepid ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-typing-wells-fargo-typing-random-what-gif-16997881292387626053

[simple drift]

now THIS is the method

[tepid ermine]

I would like gifs not images

Thanks

[tepid ermine]

AHHH

WHAT IS THIS

[thick tapir]

buy or sell lmt?

[tepid ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/whaat-sarcasm-21-cars-gif-9010879308863491685

[simple drift]

strange

[winter meadow]

Cyberpunk

Dumbass

[simple drift]

strange that you would shop in asda

cuz

[tepid ermine]

whats wrong saying cp its literally means cyberpunk if you don’t know peak that’s your problem

[simple drift]

aldi and lidl exist

[jaunty garnet]

???

[thick tapir]

chris perez

[simple drift]

lidl has goated bakery

[tepid ermine]

The new president

[thick tapir]

WHAT

bro does not know chris perez?

[tepid ermine]

what

[versed sun]

Not even sure if this is the one with a beat or not

[simple drift]

what the flip

[half compass]

double it and give it to the next person

[thick tapir]

no but fr

[winter meadow]

Normal

[tepid ermine]

That’s so fake

Why would he do that

🙏

[winter meadow]

Grows up immunity to random germs trust

[tepid ermine]

dumbass

[half compass]

buy gamestop stock instead

[winter meadow]

@coarse ginkgo

[coarse ginkgo]

drunk

gm chat

[winter meadow]

Should I get a 70$ ip11 with a broken back and no face ID to daily

On os 26

[coarse ginkgo]

i’ve been summoned

you didn’t come over… i’d give u some

liquor, gotta drive later so can’t get fully plastered

[winter meadow]

Some random tea for when you can’t shit

[chilly bear]

cough syrup

with sorbitol

[winter meadow]

Qhar

Western stuff

Me

I’m actually jailbroken

[coarse ginkgo]

i won’t accept the code, but i’ll accept a proposal

[thick tapir]

what the FUCK is this

[coarse ginkgo]

i am NOT a woman

[split wave]

good evening rjb

i have messed with my desktop a bit

oh wait

[thick tapir]

why not

[split wave]

i FORGOT i dont have image perms anymore

AGAIN

[coarse ginkgo]

they scare me

i don’t wanna be scared of myself

[thick tapir]

why not

[coarse ginkgo]

you’re an exception 🫶🏻

[random vale]

anyone wanna take a crack at my ctf?

[gilded rapids]

@gusty gulch you moved to Samsung right

What phone do you have

[coarse ginkgo]

ur the COOLEST

😏

[untold helm]

?

[alpine chasm]

Capture the flag?

It's a cybersecurity challenge basically

[glacial valve]

Ez

Gm

You don’t usually bypass drm for CTFs

That takes way too long

[spiral aspen]

Hi, you can give it away to someone else i don’t need it anymore

[untold helm]

iOS 17.2 springboard injection ts

[velvet zenith]

This the shit mineek do

[random vale]

http://31.97.137.234/EdgeNet this is the endpoint

also dont ban me lmfaooo

[untold helm]

Hi

[random vale]

or do i guess it isnt that deep

[winter meadow]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Virus

[random vale]

but anyone with a braincell can tell if its a virus anyways

[winter meadow]

Welcome to the Void Syndicate Secure Hub. Here you will find the latest intelligence, operational directives, and encrypted data vital to our cause.

[alpine chasm]

Like doing another entire giveaway?

Or a reroll

[winter meadow]

Just give it to me

[random vale]

congrats on the curl command man

lmao

[winter meadow]

What

[alpine chasm]

Sure

[winter meadow]

I copy pasted that

[alpine chasm]

Oh nvm

Not one code no

[ruby copper]

nooooo

[alpine chasm]

You did 5 in arow

[gusty gulch]

pixel 10 pro

[alpine chasm]

Is it scrobbit still

Ok