general

[true plover]

🫩

[lilac spoke]

wait so how much are the prices

[muted shuttle]

nop i had plan

[true plover]

Well

For regular 87 it’s 3.58

[muted shuttle]

so the blood testing place is like an hour away

[lilac spoke]

me and my friends accidently saw someones grades, and they had a 14% in ela

[muted shuttle]

but there's a city 30 minutes away. from that hour away city. with some cool places i wanna go

[true plover]

Which is higher than what it was last week

[lime carbon]

bro i had a G and F in welsh cause i had english and science teachers for it and for english i had the oposite i had welsh and history teachers ther

[true plover]

It was like uh

3.20ish?

[untold helm]

How the actual fuck 😭

[true plover]

I think

[muted shuttle]

so i told my parents "Yea we going to <city with cool places>"

[true plover]

It was fucking earth systems

[muted shuttle]

we gonna stop at blood testing place on the way there

[true plover]

Actually crazy shit

[lilac spoke]

how many gallons is your tank

[untold helm]

The least believable part is that you have friends to go with

[muted shuttle]

fuck you

[simple drift]

fr

[untold helm]

straightass

[muted shuttle]

i have friends

Thx

[true plover]

16.9 gallons

[jagged turret]

G and F in Welsh

[simple drift]

67 gallons

[untold helm]

wtf she does

[muted shuttle]

i meant irl

[lilac spoke]

damn so like 60 dollars for a full tank

[muted shuttle]

i have irl friends and online friends

[lime carbon]

i was in set 4 for everything except maths and science

[lilac spoke]

funnily enough

[simple drift]

bot accounts

[lean sorrel]

anybody know about youtubelegacy

[lilac spoke]

every person in the apple community i meet somehow has asahi scarlett friended

[jagged turret]

you are the bot account

[simple drift]

nope

you

are

[jagged turret]

Idk who that is because they friended me

I didn't accept I don't think

[simple drift]

who

[untold helm]

“I go by mazzy or juna now” they done stole @gusty gulch’s name and made 2 out of it 😭

[lilac spoke]

you dont have them friended

[simple drift]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[simple drift]

ik

cuz

idk

who

that

is

duh

[chilly bear]

my little angel

[lilac spoke]

they are a person

i think

[true plover]

Yes

[simple drift]

hi how do i do the white borders around stuff on ios 26

[true plover]

Well

[teal bramble]

im making the pancakes who wants some

1/5

[simple drift]

me

[chilly bear]

Show Borders :toggled_on:

[teal bramble]

2/5

[lilac spoke]

here regular is 3.46

[vital knoll]

are they made with voidai?

[teal bramble]

yes

very good recipe

[chilly bear]

3.5s are pretty regular everywhere i think

[true plover]

I hate getting my blood tested

[lilac spoke]

i honestly dont mind

[true plover]

It hurts when my finger gets pricked

:(

[simple drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/61-67

[true plover]

I first saw this guy at 2am in my fyp

[ornate latch]

Ballsack

[lilac spoke]

ive looked at the needle while the doctor inserts it to get a sample of my blood

[true plover]

Freaked me the fuck out

[simple drift]

seex oneeeeeee

[teal bramble]

i put too much vanilla in it hope u dont mind @true plover

i mean @simple drift

[simple drift]

what

o

h

ok

[chilly bear]

how about i put some vanilla in you

[simple drift]

can i have a cookie instead

[chilly bear]

👅

[teal bramble]

oh

[simple drift]

ayo

[true plover]

[lilac spoke]

what car is that

[true plover]

Chrysler

[teal bramble]

prius

fuck

[teal bramble]

fake rolls royce

[muted shuttle]

no bro

corolla

it's corolla

trust me

[chilly bear]

corolla exploit?

[ornate latch]

Biblical level of greed

[lilac spoke]

knew it was some american car

[teal bramble]

yes

tomorrow my friend

[simple drift]

im so greedy

[simple drift]

:3

[teal bramble]

its 1:49 am and im making fire ass pancakes

[true plover]

Yes

[chilly bear]

man this shit is so big i wish it was smaller

[true plover]

Amarikzn kar

[teal bramble]

?

[chilly bear]

look how far up that keyboard goes

my thumb can't reach above it to make it go away

💔

well if i hold it and operate it one handed

[teal bramble]

did u get a new phone

[chilly bear]

no

[teal bramble]

oh

fr

[chilly bear]

im just now getting annoyed by it

[teal bramble]

noob

grow bigger hands

my 13 feels too small now that i adjusted to the 13 pm

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[alpine spoke]

When Apple going to sell a small display

[true plover]

[alpine spoke]

As mac mini is same price as neo

[teal bramble]

they already have its called an iphone

[alpine spoke]

Like a better way to use a mac mini with an iPad

[lilac spoke]

ive always mained the pro max models

[chilly bear]

does the vision pro work with the mac mini

?

[lilac spoke]

but the pro somehow feels better

[chilly bear]

this is peak

[lilac spoke]

is one of the 5 people that bought the vision pro in the room with us

[teal bramble]

@polar python

Yo

[alpine spoke]

Does vision pro have virtual keybaord

[teal bramble]

probably yes

[simple drift]

@polar python
Yo

[polar python]

yes

[alpine spoke]

Vision pro + mac mini vs MacBook neo

[polar python]

u look at the keys and pinch ur fingers

or just tap the air like a schizo

[teal bramble]

😭

[velvet zenith]

How do you know

[simple drift]

tap air method better

[chilly bear]

doesn't need one it can read ur brain waves

[polar python]

I have one

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[simple drift]

chud behavoir

[polar python]

Yeah true lowkey

[simple drift]

why tf do you have a vision pro

[polar python]

I was gonna make omni for it then i stopped using it bc it’s heavy as fuck

[simple drift]

rip

[velvet zenith]

3 users btw

[polar python]

I think there’s like 10

[simple drift]

0

[velvet zenith]

3 users that know a bout omni That a;lso have a vision pro

[simple drift]

0

[polar python]

No 10 people using omni ios app on vision pro

[velvet zenith]

Wtf

[alpine spoke]

What's with mac minis and apple TVs not decreasing in value much

[teal bramble]

who the FUCK is using omni on vision pro

[chilly bear]

hi

[teal bramble]

arent they really uncomfortable to wear

[chilly bear]

no sorry i lied

[velvet zenith]

10 people

[alpine spoke]

Should be able to get a 1st gen Apple TV 4K easily for under $40

[polar python]

yes

[terse dome]

damn 100% adoption by all users of vision pro is crazy

[velvet zenith]

fr

[polar python]

i tried so many head straps it’s just too big and heavy

[alpine spoke]

And an M1 mac mini for under $300

[polar python]

can’t do much about a chunk of glass and aluminum hanging off ur face

[teal bramble]

just get a 3rd gen its not worth cheaping out on a tv box bruh

[terse dome]

apple just cannot let go of premium materials

[simple drift]

no get a hd and palera1n it

[velvet zenith]

@polar python gpt 5.43 pro is so slow

[simple drift]

"purely, unapologetically, plastic."

[polar python]

apple tv hd users when they switch profiles and it takes 10+ seconds to reload springboard (or whatever the fuck tvos springboard is)

[velvet zenith]

Told ts guy to find some parts for this assignment im doing and its taking too long

[polar python]

nebula ai

[teal bramble]

is it worth the 4k tradeoff

[untold helm]

@half compass @chilly bear what do you guys have going for yourself where I shouldn’t consider you both the same person

[teal bramble]

especially if u probably have a 4k tv

[simple drift]

yes i don’t have a 4k tv

[velvet zenith]

My watch resprung yesterday after i sent nebula a message

[chilly bear]

im cool and awesome

yea.

[polar python]

I don’t even test omni on the HD and i wish i could not support it

[teal bramble]

noob

[polar python]

It’s an iphone 6 it’s gonna be slow as fuck no matter what

[teal bramble]

a new tv isnt even that much

kinda

[simple drift]

i don’t even have a tv actually

[teal bramble]

😭

[simple drift]

i just have

[teal bramble]

wtf

[simple drift]

monitor

[terse dome]

hey thats the latest iphone i own

[polar python]

ok @muted shuttle

[terse dome]

have some respect on the first foldable iphone

[teal bramble]

omni on macOS eta ? @polar python

[simple drift]

retweet

i need mac omni

lock in joseph

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @polar python Why is the chatgpt site so slop

[polar python]

the claude app freezes my entire mac when i click the menu bar icon

[velvet zenith]

How is it using 8% of my cpu

[terse dome]

you say this as if the one locking in isnt claude

[polar python]

m4 max btw

[simple drift]

this is true

lock in claudey

@polar python prompt engineer

[teal bramble]

how much was it

[polar python]

Idk

A lot

[teal bramble]

check ur receipt fascist

[polar python]

Lazy

[velvet zenith]

Yo

New filter bypass tech

[teal bramble]

was it above 5k

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hey fascist

[teal bramble]

ts BEEN a thing

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Hey fa

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

Why is this guy still thinking

What could he be thinking about

[muted shuttle]

your mom

https://www.rxddit.com/r/jailbreak/comments/1rqnhw0/what_could_be_behind_that_other_10_gb/ @spark gale

[jagged turret]

what giveaway

[untold helm]

Average Epstein island visitor’s data

[jagged turret]

It's ok

[alpine crater]

hello everyone

[polar python]

i don’t think so

i don’t even know where the receipt is lowkey

[alpine crater]

sny one was here

[untold helm]

Haii :3

[thick tapir]

i dont like how my dentist asked me if i use whitening products and after saying no she said im lucky like bro my teeth are NOT white

[gusty gulch]

Lmao

[alpine crater]

how are you

[untold helm]

Good

[alpine crater]

which country you are live

[polar python]

@teal bramble type shi lowkey

[muted shuttle]

Useless

m4 max

[polar python]

Fr i got scammed

[muted shuttle]

U gotta get the same config as me

M5 max 48gb ram 2tb ssd with the education discount

Standard display

14"

[polar python]

Standard display
14”

[simple drift]

cool

[muted shuttle]

67

[simple drift]

[gusty gulch]

we bought a fucking couch for 2700

[ashen basin]

Holy peak you can play prop hunt

[chilly bear]

is this from the epstein files?

[polar python]

I did

Yo ass ain’t pay SHIT

[muted shuttle]

Useless

[muted shuttle]

U gotta buy the $20 thrift store couch

Comes with free bedbugs

And weird stains

$20

[polar python]

classy car special

[thick tapir]

08-1 because january

[gusty gulch]

you would be nothing without me

[polar python]

Schizo math

[gusty gulch]

also your money is my money so

[polar python]

you would be nothing without me

[thick tapir]

no

[gusty gulch]

I paid

[polar python]

ok benjamin netanyahu

[abstract tundra]

Dogshit

[thick tapir]

opposite of schizo math because it makes sense

[chilly bear]

since when was january 1 ?

[thick tapir]

1st month

[chilly bear]

of what ?

[thick tapir]

why would it not be 1

[thick tapir]

the year?

[untold helm]

United American states

[chilly bear]

which one ?

[thick tapir]

every one

[chilly bear]

yea sure bud

[gusty gulch]

couch

[chilly bear]

whatever u say .

[gusty gulch]

@ashen basin @vital knoll

[ashen basin]

Ooo nice

[vital knoll]

Aww that black scribble is so cute

[muted shuttle]

is that stkc on the left

[gusty gulch]

no that's my sister

[muted shuttle]

Ohhhh

[alpine crater]

nice

[muted shuttle]

Was about to say i wouldnt be surprised if that was stkc

[ashen basin]

Nah let’s be real

It is

[vital knoll]

it's her brother jichael

[vital knoll]

am I looking at the couch or purse or idek

[gusty gulch]

couch

[untold helm]

Epstein files ass person

[gusty gulch]

do not say that about my sister

[velvet zenith]

Does she have a boyfriend

[gusty gulch]

no actually

[velvet zenith]

Okay

[untold helm]

I am only saying that because of the redaction

[teal bramble]

ts aint m4 max

wat

[polar python]

Yes it is

[teal bramble]

wtf

[polar python]

Is ts guy slow?

[teal bramble]

base spec m4 max

noob

[polar python]

Only reason i’d need more ram is for local LLMs

and they’re all dog shit

In 5 years i will consider it

God the google home app is a joke

Apple needs to make a homepod w a screen NOW

[muted shuttle]

So use apple home

Idiot

[polar python]

I have nest hubs

They’re nice

[muted shuttle]

Home assistant

[polar python]

And siri is useless

[polar python]

Unfortunately i think this will be needed :/

Please don’t make my wife gay

[terse dome]

hopefully in 5 years the bubble will have popped

[simple drift]

Dog Ovulation Detector

[polar python]

Me to you

[lean sorrel]

maxine

my iphone 12 pro max has 5G

thank god it thought it was carrier locked

[polar python]

turn it off lowkey

12 5g modem sucks for battery

[vital knoll]

goodnight bestie ily2 💖😍🥰

[ashen basin]

What the fuck

[vital knoll]

too late.

[jagged turret]

pov: most socially adept discord user

[gusty gulch]

hello I love you too goodnight

[polar python]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith @muted shuttle Good news for you https://x.com/polymarket/status/2032256871092924733?s=46

Polymarket (@Polymarket)

JUST IN: Palantir CEO Alex Karp says the future belongs to the “neurodivergent.”

X · Mar 13, 2026, 12:46 AM

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[muted shuttle]

[velvet zenith]

Is this for straight neurodivergent people only

[muted shuttle]

If it is im 50% straight

So its ok

[velvet zenith]

Is this for straight cisgendered neurodivergent people only

[muted shuttle]

Fuck you

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @polar python Why is the firehose quiet

[muted shuttle]

To get to the other side

[velvet zenith]

https://www.adafruit.com/product/5424 What the hell

[polar python]

Giving claude full access to this contraption

[velvet zenith]

Unfortunately, we were unable to fulfill all or part of your order.The items listed below have been cancelled and you will not be charged for them.

[muted shuttle]

Is that your ssd

[velvet zenith]

Yea

[muted shuttle]

Lol

[velvet zenith]

It wants me

Wow they refunded my credit card already

[jagged turret]

Need

[velvet zenith]

60 hz

Who cares

E waste

Need 120 minimum

[polar python]

60hz
hdr 400

ewaste

[mossy summit]

Hehe, I told my bird to quit that

[velvet zenith]

hdr400 shouldnt even exist bro

its so ass

my monitor has it but i have it off because its terrible

[velvet zenith]

@real cobalt I was top 1% of glaive listeners last week

Spotify dj just told me

[muted shuttle]

@real cobalt I was top 1% of glaive listeners last week

[cunning dome]

hi

i havent talked in 2 years but

my ipad 5 got disabled since i havent used it in 7 years

correct me if im wrong

i did the configurator revive

and it didnt work

it now says ipad unavailable

i just have to reset now right

the date said july 1 before i reset it so

im assuming the internal clock broke or wtv after 7 years

[jagged turret]

Oh

[simple drift]

why

[polar python]

Resonance dj told me you’re gay

[glad vessel]

the fuck are these pins people just be saying anything

[jaunty garnet]

true

[dense valve]

Could someone with access to archive.org check something for me rq

it's not loading for me

[muted shuttle]

YES BRADLEY

I WILL

WHAT IS IT

TAKING YOUR SWEET ASS TIME HUH.

[dense valve]

Is http://appldnld.apple.com/ios10.3.3/091-23384-20170719-CA966D80-6977-11E7-9F96-3E9100BA0AE3/iPhone_4.0_32bit_10.3.3_14G60_Restore.ipsw on archive.org

[muted shuttle]

YES

[dense valve]

Can you send the link to it please (that is not a 404)

[muted shuttle]

SAVED 131 TIMES BETWEEN OCTOBER 18, 2017 AND FEBRUARY 20, 2026

[dense valve]

That would be much appreciated

[autumn pendant]

cpas lock moment

[muted shuttle]

THE ORIGINAL LINK IS STILL ALIVE FRIEND...

[dense valve]

No

[muted shuttle]

YES...

[dense valve]

Not found on accelerator

[autumn pendant]

how do you not have archive.org

[muted shuttle]

YOU MUST REPLACE HTTPS WITH HTTP

[dense valve]

It never loads for em

[dense valve]

Same issue

why are u speaking in caps

[muted shuttle]

USER ISSUE

[muted shuttle]

FOR FUN

[dense valve]

OK

[muted shuttle]

THAT'S IN HTTPS

YOU GOTTA USE HTTP

TRY CURL OR WGET

OR ANOTHER BROWSER

HTTP WILL WORK THOUGH... WORKS ON MY MACHINE...

[dense valve]

IT KEEPS GOING TO HTTPS FOR ME BUT I TRIED HTTP AND NO WORKY

I WILL TRY CURL

[muted shuttle]

SKILL ISUE

CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITE HTTPS://SOGGY.CAT

[glad vessel]

turn off ur capslock jackass

[autumn pendant]

I KNOW THAT WEBSITE

[glad vessel]

OK

[muted shuttle]

WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN

[dense valve]

NEVER MIND IM USING WGET

[autumn pendant]

S.SOGGY.CAT IS PEAK WEB DESIGN

FIRE EMOJI

[autumn pendant]

MEANIE PANTS

[glad vessel]

im still petty of you

[muted shuttle]

WHAT DID I DO

I'M JUST A GIRL

[autumn pendant]

INCORRECT ENGLISH

RAH

[chilly bear]

use a vpn 🙂

[glad vessel]

genuinely what is this note

"greedy loser"

damn i was petty

from monthss ago

[chilly bear]

accurate

[muted shuttle]

WHAT

😭

[autumn pendant]

THATS KINDA FUNNY

[muted shuttle]

WTF DID I DO MAN!!!!

[dense valve]

BRADAR I AM

[chilly bear]

wrong one

[autumn pendant]

TRANSGENDER

[chilly bear]

do u want me to download it and rehost it? (piracy)

[autumn pendant]

(i ran out of things to say)

[chilly bear]

@dense valve the laptop i use as my server is connected to 2.4ghz network instead of 5g

how do i change it when i can only do shit on it over ssh

[dense valve]

is your wifi both 2.4ghz and 5ghz

[true plover]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-10826915

[jaunty garnet]

Maxine

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[autumn pendant]

what about me

[jaunty garnet]

👎

[autumn pendant]

oh my god

[autumn pendant]

screw you actually

[jaunty garnet]

im sorry.

[autumn pendant]

@lusty briar i need some of that good shit

[chilly bear]

yes

[vocal plinth]

True

[muted shuttle]

what did i even do for that note to be added

💔

[muted shuttle]

Interesting

This is yours

[autumn pendant]

interesting

[muted shuttle]

i rarely put notes for people

[jaunty garnet]

what earbuds should i get

wireless earbuds

i was gonna buy fake airpods but idk

[winter meadow]

Fake AirPods Pro

[simple drift]

like yall

[muted shuttle]

i have no rizz

[simple drift]

i never have once

[loud valve]

boi

what in the fuck my color changed

[desert cairn]

We know

[muted shuttle]

you have none either

talking about bitches u like then u don't talk to them

joyous...

[desert cairn]

Talking to foids raises your cortisol

[loud valve]

holy shit pic perms for genchat

:amazing:

[muted shuttle]

is that why you keep talking to me

Cause im a dumb foid

[jaunty garnet]

purplename.

[desert cairn]

No you're here 24/7 so if I want to talk in rjb you're here too

[muted shuttle]

Ok

Well im gonna go shower

U should try showering

Bye chat

[autumn pendant]

i showered today

[desert cairn]

I did like an hour ago

[autumn pendant]

im going to shower tomorrow

[desert cairn]

Ok

[jaunty garnet]

scary

[burnt kite]

shower

[autumn pendant]

sh*wer

[loud valve]

pic permin

[jaunty garnet]

wtf is that setup

[autumn pendant]

dont tell me you genuinely use that monitor

[loud valve]

i do genuinely use that monitor

[autumn pendant]

also 2 pcs? why?

[jaunty garnet]

is it 4:3

[median shell]

2mpca

[loud valve]

most def

[median shell]

2 pcs

that’s wild

[loud valve]

i got 4 more in the living room

[autumn pendant]

WHY

[loud valve]

and 3 more under the table

[desert cairn]

2 pcs but could've bought a new monitor

[jaunty garnet]

who needs more than 2 pcs

[autumn pendant]

WHY

SAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US

[median shell]

just buy a new moniter

[autumn pendant]

whats the specs on your main rig tho

[loud valve]

let me vibe

[median shell]

the hell

[loud valve]

the main res (960p) does 75hz i just switch between them when i play games

[velvet zenith]

Worse than classy car

[median shell]

you actually play on that shit

[loud valve]

yeah i play 1.6 lol

480p is fine for goldsrc

[autumn pendant]

letme get an image

[jaunty garnet]

taskbar takes up 10% of your entire monitor

[loud valve]

not my desktop res

[jaunty garnet]

gtx 260

???

[loud valve]

^^^

[loud valve]

i upgraded to a 980ti because DVI Analog

then a Titan X Maxwell :D

[median shell]

on that old monitor

damn

[jaunty garnet]

ig if it works

[median shell]

as long it works and he’s happy i don’t give a shit

[loud valve]

i deliberately sold my 180hz IPS panel for like 4 CRTs

[median shell]

that’s cool as fuck tho

[loud valve]

and then flipped them for like

insane amount of profits

[median shell]

MOTHERFUCKER

[loud valve]

because people love CRTs

[median shell]

HOW

NO NO NO NO NO UNFAIR

[thick tapir]

twins fr fr

[loud valve]

i got a 180hz panel for $30 and 4 CRTs for $25 and then i just kinda sold each CRTs for $20

[median shell]

guys i haven’t showered in one hour

i think imma take a shower

[autumn pendant]

there

i found the image

[loud valve]

this 1 i kept

[thick tapir]

i havent showered since wednesday

[loud valve]

nice setup

[autumn pendant]

thank you

[loud valve]

i actually got a second monitor

[median shell]

nice

[autumn pendant]

im planning on buying another elitedisplay e201

or a higher res one

[thick tapir]

thursday and 20 hours later

[autumn pendant]

preferrably

[median shell]

do it

just DO IT

[autumn pendant]

im borke

[autumn pendant]

i just want another vertical monitor

[median shell]

how much are those again

[autumn pendant]

also i broke the right monitor in that image

(image right)

or no thats just right

idk im stupid

[median shell]

that’s cool as hell

[jaunty garnet]

actually looks kinda nice

[median shell]

ngl

i think i’m replacing mine with that

i’m going in the damn attic and grabbing one

[autumn pendant]

i threw my osu tablet pen and it hit it :(

so now its brokey

and i dont have a monitor on that side anymore

[median shell]

why did u do that

[autumn pendant]

because im stupid

[median shell]

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-simpsons-bart-simpson-q3DH6F3Jl6i5SCQEkQ

[autumn pendant]

i lost 17 matches of 1v1 in a row with my friend

i was a bit pissed

[median shell]

.

[loud valve]

1990s keyboard

[median shell]

17 matches of what…

[autumn pendant]

osu! 1v1

[loud valve]

its clacky

mech too

it be Alps

my setup be a vibe

[median shell]

my grandpa STOLE them

back in idk

[lime carbon]

guys give me a reason to stay on iOS 11.2.6 on my iPhone SE 1st Gen

[autumn pendant]

oml just wait

[median shell]

imagine at night just working

[real cobalt]

Cool

[autumn pendant]

you dont have to repost twin

[median shell]

do what you want

[loud valve]

its cozy as fuck

[median shell]

ngl i can imagine my self

[jaunty garnet]

i hate my setup cause why tf are there 5 flies in here

[median shell]

just playing withthat

[autumn pendant]

im p cozy rn

[lime carbon]

yeea but like yea

[autumn pendant]

im in bed just with my macbook air m4 13" (silver)

[jaunty garnet]

is it 24gb ram 512gb storage

[median shell]

i’m staying up all night

[autumn pendant]

no

[median shell]

even tho i have a baby shower tmr

[autumn pendant]

16gb ram 256gb storage

[jaunty garnet]

ass

[autumn pendant]

it was $899

im not complaining

[jaunty garnet]

256gb isnt enough for $899

[median shell]

i brought 24gb ram and 512 for 600$

off someone

[autumn pendant]

its just used for like coding and work

[loud valve]

my bed got 6 laptops and 12 phones surrounding me

[autumn pendant]

not gaming

[loud valve]

i hug laptops to sleep

[autumn pendant]

HOW do you sleep

[median shell]

i’d love,to do this

[loud valve]

and next to the bed is a CRT TV

[jaunty garnet]

i just do normal shit yet i use 200gb with just documents

256gb would be horrible

[loud valve]

yeah i sleep next to a router too

🙏

[median shell]

i have this somewhere in my unc basement

[loud valve]

half of the bed is covered in tech

[autumn pendant]

theres my storage rn

[median shell]

not bad

why not 512 ??

[lime carbon]

ha im in bed with my iPod Classic 5th Gen, iPod Nano, iPod Touch 2G | iOS 3.1.3, iPhone 4 | Switchboard 9B3176n_4, iPhone 4s X2 | iOS 6.1.3, iPad 2 | iOS 6.1.3, iPhone SE 1st Gen | iOS 11.2.6, iPhone 12 | iOS 26.1, Airpods 4 ANC, M4 MacBook Air | MacOS Tahoe 26.3.1, iPhone 16 Pro | iOS 26.3

[autumn pendant]

what is taking up 79.56gb of storage in applications bro

[autumn pendant]

i keep everything in my basement

[median shell]

tahoe?

[loud valve]

im in bed with 5 fucking iphone 4 and 3 iphone 4S

[autumn pendant]

hm

[loud valve]

that alone should be craz

[lime carbon]

yes?

[lime carbon]

hot

[loud valve]

i literally have a stack of 4

[lime carbon]

damn

[loud valve]

and 4Ses

[median shell]

spare me a iphone

[autumn pendant]

why damn

[loud valve]

iphone 4 6.1.3 be upon ye

[lime carbon]

idk what else to say

[autumn pendant]

ok

this server kinda dry tbh

[median shell]

watching some patty mayo

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/om_patel5/status/2032248004443287962?s=46

Om Patel (@om_patel5)

stop spending money on Claude Code.

Chipotle's support bot is free:

vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 828 🔁 60 · Mar 13, 2026, 12:10 AM

[lime carbon]

iPhone 4 on switchboard sounds better

[autumn pendant]

some what

[loud valve]

a wild Titan X has spawned

i got it for $60 :P

[autumn pendant]

i got my quest 2 for $10

[loud valve]

its in my main pc

[gusty gulch]

we ball

I am spoiled

[autumn pendant]

neo?

no

i dont think so

maybe?

is it a neo

[median shell]

patty mayo??

[autumn pendant]

@gusty gulch

[autumn pendant]

i have no fucking clue what youre saying

mayonaise????????????????????????????

[median shell]

search him up

https://giphy.com/gifs/the-simpsons-bart-simpson-q3DH6F3Jl6i5SCQEkQ

[lime carbon]

can i bust on it 👀

[gusty gulch]

what

[autumn pendant]

crack femboys ✅ yes ❌ no

[gusty gulch]

yes

[autumn pendant]

bazinga

[lime carbon]

dw

[median shell]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-meme-alien-dog-dog-statement-gif-13429066535213053756

[loud valve]

come to think of it

ive never had a sealed box of tech before

[median shell]

IM IN THE THICK OF IT-

[autumn pendant]

what if i bust on your new macbook instead

[median shell]

EVERYBODY KNOWS

[loud valve]

everything i bought was 2nd hand

for 10 fucking years of building pcs i have NEVER bought 1 new part from an actual store

[autumn pendant]

what am i taln baut mro

[loud valve]

and just scoured around fbm or junkyards for parts

[polar python]

can i bust on it 👀

[gusty gulch]

yeah actually

[polar python]

Thanks

[autumn pendant]

what'

[polar python]

Yippie

[autumn pendant]

oh i see now

[hazy lagoon]

U bought this

[median shell]

need help?

[gusty gulch]

@gilded rapids @ashen basin @vital knoll @desert cairn

[autumn pendant]

can i bust on it 👀

[gusty gulch]

nope my bf

[gusty gulch]

no

[autumn pendant]

ma

[untold helm]

Didn’t u already have a high end mac

[autumn pendant]

n

sy

bau

[hazy lagoon]

Feel bad for him

[vital knoll]

not pink

next

[gusty gulch]

well we traded in his MacBook air that was sitting around

[gusty gulch]

no stick does I don't have one

[gusty gulch]

why

[loud valve]

just gonna wait until Neos are like $250

then i go buy

[untold helm]

So before all Omni dev was on stkc mac

[hazy lagoon]

Shitty macbook

[loud valve]

:D

[muted shuttle]

Not m5 max so ewaste

[autumn pendant]

im waiting for the pixel fold to go down in price more

then im going to buy one

[untold helm]

It’s not

[muted shuttle]

the neo is not shitty

[loud valve]

facebook marketplace is my cave

[untold helm]

$500 with student discount, hard to beat for a new laptop

[autumn pendant]

i dont have facebook

twin(k)

[loud valve]

ive been usin it for 7 years

[muted shuttle]

it may be shitty to some people, but for the average person that just scrolls social media, watches movies or something, or light gaming, it is perfectly fine

mfs underestimate the A18 pro

[loud valve]

SEA just thinks Facebook is neat for selling shit so we're just stuck on here

[hazy lagoon]

Oh sorry my bad shitty pro max? 5core gpu come on

[gusty gulch]

yeah I don't code or shit I don't need a high end macbook

[autumn pendant]

i dont think i was allowed on discord 7 years ago

[polar python]

Omni dev started on a hackintoshed razer blade that kernel panicked when i closed the lid

[simple drift]

literally

[untold helm]

I don’t think you know the audience for the mac neo

[muted shuttle]

It is a budget macbook

[loud valve]

dude 7 years ago i was 10

[muted shuttle]

A $500 macbook

[untold helm]

It’s a $500 laptop, one from apple

[loud valve]

i started scrapping shit off facebook at 10

man

[muted shuttle]

wtf do you want them to put in there

[autumn pendant]

7 years ago i was uhhhhhh

[muted shuttle]

M5 Pro?

[gusty gulch]

hehe the first computer I bought you

[autumn pendant]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

8

[loud valve]

amazing

[autumn pendant]

math is hard

[untold helm]

It’s aluminum, almost 1440p, arm so great battery life, beats m3 in single core and roughly m1 in multicore

[gusty gulch]

the keyboard is nice

[autumn pendant]

2+2=<>< (fish)

[simple drift]

i don’t even remember how many gpu cores my mac has

[gusty gulch]

i also got the one with touch id

[loud valve]

how the fuck are second hands M1 Pro still $750-$800 in Viet

[hazy lagoon]

Idk honestly a used m1/m2 macbook air/pro wipes the floor with the neo

[muted shuttle]

mfs be shitting on computers that aren’t meant for them

[simple drift]

19

[muted shuttle]

yeah no

[autumn pendant]

someone said "if you care about cpu speed the neo is not for you"

[muted shuttle]

watch mkbhd’s video on it

[autumn pendant]

idk who but

[gusty gulch]

stick would have not bought it for me if it was a shitty purchase

[loud valve]

its still faster than my main pc

cough cough cough 6c12t 980X from 2010 at 5GHz

[autumn pendant]

7 7800x3d & 5060 ti

[untold helm]

1. It’s new so your for sure going to get better battery and software support
2. It’s equivalent to the m1 if not a bit better in multicore
3. Beats m2 (and m3) in single core

[autumn pendant]

32gb ram

10tb storage

[loud valve]

i used to daily this bench

[autumn pendant]

(find the bottleneck)

[simple drift]

bare minimum

[muted shuttle]

the ram

need 64GB

[simple drift]

for what

[autumn pendant]

for what

[gusty gulch]

the only sad part is the charging cable doena rematch

[muted shuttle]

fun

[autumn pendant]

memory leaks???

[gusty gulch]

doesn't match

[untold helm]

Compare it with other laptops of the same MSRP

[loud valve]

https://hwbot.org/benchmarks/cpu_frequency/submissions/5873397

[simple drift]

i get 48 but 64 is pointless

[loud valve]

but its an iphon chip and its supposed to only have 1 port

[gusty gulch]

it's fucking updating

[loud valve]

having 2 is a blessing

[muted shuttle]

the neo blows windows laptops with similar prices out of the water

Ok

[loud valve]

amazing

[muted shuttle]

The fog is coming

I think that’s what it says

[gusty gulch]

the crazy part is it still has a headphone jack

[muted shuttle]

The dac in it probably isn’t that bad lowkey

[loud valve]

SHUT UP AND PUT THIS MONEY INSIDE YO REGISTER NOW

[untold helm]

(Plus the A18 Pro has extra media encoding chips which also help beat out previous m1/m2 macs in video editing)

[hazy lagoon]

I did already. Yeah it has a good single core mark but it’s not better than M1 by much but it’s not everything. Used macbook m1/m2 air/pro will have better other stuff. Keyboard, screen, speakers, trackad, ports etc…

[gusty gulch]

I wanted a del XPS lowkey

dell

[muted shuttle]

:/

windows laptop

[gusty gulch]

that's what stick said

[ebon quarry]

CAN YOU PLEASE BOOST MY SERVER

[loud valve]

better scramble like an egg

[muted shuttle]

CAN YOU PLEASE BOOST MY SERVER

[ashen basin]

No gay

[untold helm]

Why

[loud valve]

picking up my 10 quandaledinguslion iphone 4 today

[hazy lagoon]

Also why tf is Apple marketing the neo chip as a18 pro while it’s actually just a18 not pro

[jaunty garnet]

Hello wang chuanfu

[gusty gulch]

I hate setting up new devices

[lime carbon]

why

[gusty gulch]

time consuming

[lime carbon]

fe

[chilly bear]

no

[hazy lagoon]

Wdym

[loud valve]

cant relate

never bought tech new

everything is 3rd hand

[lime carbon]

5th hand

[untold helm]

Because it is the A18 pro?

[hazy lagoon]

Mmm… don’t yall use backups?

[loud valve]

passed through a trillion peoples hand before me

[gusty gulch]

?

[gusty gulch]

I haven't had a Mac in like

[lime carbon]

fe = fair enough

[gusty gulch]

3 years now I think

[lime carbon]

sloppy trillions

[loud valve]

last time i had a macbook the cpu ran at 30% of the speed all the time

[untold helm]

Intel Mac?

[loud valve]

for a 2.5GHz i5 thats pretty fucking horrendous

[loud valve]

yeah, 2012 MBP

the screen got vinegar'ed

[jaunty garnet]

arent all intel macs ass

[loud valve]

the keyboard was half broken

caps lock on is caps lock off

and typing a certain sequence of keys on your keyboard nukes your session

oh yeah and it only works at like

1ghz

because the battery is dead

[hazy lagoon]

Macbook pro oled screen when?

[hazy lagoon]

I like intel macs

[untold helm]

#themes message

[chilly bear]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AkBvpZNpdD4

[hazy lagoon]

Hacker

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle ,

[loud valve]

yeah because of the shit battery life but id give them a pass because they boot macos

[muted shuttle]

Huh

[loud valve]

i am not spending 14 hours on a hackintosh installation on my X240 for sleep issues to nuke itself

[jaunty garnet]

macos is NOT that good

[loud valve]

theres CERTAIN fucking tools that uses macOS

theres no linux alternative

because its sketchy as fuck

[hazy lagoon]

MacOS best computer OS

[loud valve]

:D

[jaunty garnet]

fair enough

[untold helm]

For the best, and, most, reliable, and, high, quality, experience, it is, recommended, to, use, a, high, quality, battery, and, not, to, open, the, iPod, like, a, book, to, avoid, damaging, the, motherboard, connector,.

[loud valve]

it is like that one niche ass corner of the internet

that i just get my shit from to run on my $10 computer

[untold helm]

Linux

[hazy lagoon]

No cuz linux can’t run macOS but macOS can run linux

[untold helm]

what the fuck are you trying to say

I kinda get what’s your trying to get at

I think

[gusty gulch]

okay i am connected

[vital knoll]

lies

[jaunty garnet]

i love linux

if it would fucking work

[gusty gulch]

hi sexy

[untold helm]

Twinkpad

[hazy lagoon]

When u get a mac u basically have everything u want u can run windows and linux on it at the same time so yeah macOS wins

[loud valve]

it was $5 at flea market working

[desert cairn]

The woman laptop

[loud valve]

this laptop smokes 2 packs a day to keep it alive

[hazy lagoon]

3 OSs in One

[loud valve]

it LITERALLY came like that

[muted shuttle]

M5 Max MacBook Pro

[loud valve]

the screen was just hanging

[gusty gulch]

shes gorgeous actially

[chilly bear]

broken ⚠️

[loud valve]

whar

[hazy lagoon]

It’s not a woman laptop it’s just for weird ppl who don’t care about wasting their money which are mostly old ppl and teenagers

[chilly bear]

how is it wasting money?

[hazy lagoon]

Genuine question: does hackintosh work perfectly? Everything works without any troubles?

[loud valve]

like shit

im not even gonna bother fixing

[hazy lagoon]

Cuz it’s overpriced for what it offers

[chilly bear]

try to think of the answer for this.

[loud valve]

just needs gpu accel and im good

some other laptops might be easier to Hack on

but

this X240 is troublesome

same shit with the PCG Vaio i got

and im lazy as fuck

im not spending hours on a hack on weekdays where im sacrificing sleep

[chilly bear]

not sure

[hazy lagoon]

Usb3 and usb2 on a macbook is embarrassing

In 2026

[loud valve]

i have a board that predates usb

[untold helm]

Same with Linux and windows

[desert cairn]

It's a woman laptop

[untold helm]

The USB 2 port was a limitation with the chipset but I definitely think they should have added another usb 3

[chilly bear]

what if it had usb4?

[untold helm]

Can you show a better laptop for the price
MSRP, New

https://youtu.be/Ma3mJ2R6OXo would also like to add its pretty damn repairable

[hazy lagoon]

Just yesterday someone here posted a brand new idk what brand exactly laptop it had a snapdragon x elite and 1tb ssd, 16ram and a freakin Oled screen that is 120hz

It was cheaper than the neo

💀

[loud valve]

2 unskippable ads

i dont want to even watch this dude...

[untold helm]

This one?

[hazy lagoon]

Not sure tbh

[untold helm]

1. On sale
2. 256gb, same as base Neo
3. Less repairable
4. Not oled, I cannot find any oled ones for that price

5. Copilot slop

Your making up shit

[thick tapir]

REAL

#saynotodrugs

[polar python]

Fuck type of weed are you smoking

[untold helm]

What weed has the same side effects of alcohol 😭

[jaunty frost]

I love mismatched ram (but speed matched)

[thick tapir]

non because im #sober and #drugfree

[hazy lagoon]

I told u im not sure if it’s the same one but it had same specs i said and it was 560$

[untold helm]

And I saw a rtx 5090 for $15

Like I said, not on sale, MSRP

[gusty gulch]

bro is mad lol

[winter meadow]

Whar

If ur paying 600$ for a damn Mac you’re not expecting Mac studio level of performance anyway

[gusty gulch]

its not my fault my boyfriend loves to spoil me

his air was just sitting there doing nothing anyway

[winter meadow]

Also as tim said no good windows laptops exist in that price range

[vocal plinth]

lame

do drugs

@spark gale Promote drugs ples

[wild pelican]

fent-laced ig 😭

[vital knoll]

ngl bestie the neo is probably perfect for you. like you don't really need a high end laptop and y'all weren't using the air

[desert cairn]

@polar python You were supposed to use this to make a vphone bot farm

[desert cairn]

I'm saying bruh the neo is the perfect woman laptop

[wild pelican]

btw, can apps somehow detect a virtualized phone?

[vital knoll]

I wouldn't even say women it's just the perfect laptop for people who don't need one lol

[vital knoll]

yes

[desert cairn]

Well they have a goofy machine id so yeah

It's like iPhone99,11 or something

[teal bramble]

@polar python @ornate latch @desert cairn @velvet zenith
1x B200 (180 GB SXM6) — gpu_1x_b200_sxm6
❌ Out of stock
Price: $6.08/hr

[desert cairn]

That can probably be patched

[teal bramble]

I had to warn you guys on this.

[desert cairn]

Ok

[teal bramble]

Lovely!

[vocal plinth]

Gotta hack it like hyper-v to fool around with it

[chilly bear]

£749.99

[desert cairn]

67.99

Since when r u British

[vocal plinth]

damn add them to the list

[chilly bear]

ew

its only on british amazon

.

[desert cairn]

Uh huh

[versed sun]

Bug or feature?

[worthy quail]

null is certified British

[worthy quail]

A really dumb feature I think

[versed sun]

Not working anymore

[hazy lagoon]

Get it now 🙂😅

I don’t really believe in sales

[versed sun]

Kinda want to know what background effect they have

[versed sun]

Android only feature

[chilly bear]

feature

[versed sun]

Android?

[chilly bear]

no

ew

[versed sun]

Then why isn’t it working anymore for me

[chilly bear]

you have to do the secret method to activate it

[loud valve]

i should buy a mba

my back is completely fucked

[teal bramble]

buy a mbp

you wont regret it

[loud valve]

carrying multiple laptops to school