general

[prime cloud]

whats up humans

[stuck trellis]

thank you @simple drift @wicked surge @atomic otter for the birthday wishes!

fr we should

[digital sable]

holy fucking shit

how did you find that message

[stuck trellis]

i search up my name from time to time lol just to see what i been missing out on

[alpine chasm]

Rude

@muted shuttle u ok

[muted shuttle]

Im messing with my ipod

[lilac spoke]

happy birthday

[muted shuttle]

Trying to find rockbox scrobblers for macOS high sierra

[alpine chasm]

People have been abnormally rude lately with all the job jokes

[muted shuttle]

something i figured out is

macOS high sierra mounts my 2TB iPod just fine

but macOS 26 doesn't

??

[lilac spoke]

odd

[muted shuttle]

very odd

i guess they changed something with FAT32 on later versions of macOS

[ruby copper]

Good

Sorry

[lilac spoke]

the decline of macos

[digital sable]

so you are alive

[vital knoll]

it wasn't a job joke bestie it was just meming on discord mods

[vital knoll]

how does that work with iPods that don't have wifi? like idu

[muted shuttle]

Connect to a computer

Rockbox comes with a plugin that will export everything you play then you can scrobble that with a tool on a PC

like rb-scrobbler

[vital knoll]

I remember trying rockbox years and years ago but I hated the interface

[muted shuttle]

themes

:3

[vital knoll]

it felt so jank

[muted shuttle]

by default it kinda sucks

but when you install a theme it looks better

[vital knoll]

I mean looks wise yeah but features it's so much better

[loud valve]

ipod kid

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

I love ipod

[vital knoll]

@muted shuttle im trying out modded YouTube on Android

or well another version

it has VOT support via Yandex

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[vital knoll]

can translate the audio from any language to Russian, kazkh or English

it takes a bit to actually start translating but overall it's great

[loud valve]

nah ipod is cool

im just jealous

i dont hav one

:(

[half raft]

Hi

Ipod was cool

Until Iphone came out

Then wanted to make call anywhere to

Then Android beat iphone

I was born naked somewhere in the 90's in an electricity jouls ball, in the basement of a tour garage

https://tenor.com/view/time-travel-appear-terminator-gif-18873275

[gloomy oak]

?????????????????????

[half raft]

Yes

[stark spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1039195519068668035/1481690661706141787/image0.jpg?ex=69b43b76&is=69b2e9f6&hm=1b4ff56cd21a70d9a4d68c7fe0ce8379d3401300819135020ef578606627c999& @strong flicker bears are fake they will lose

soy my baby would never disappoint

cc gayfs @glacial valve

[woven matrix]

thinking of getting a secondhand neo...

oh wait they relesed yesterday

i may bettray the thinkpad gang

[autumn lodge]

I use newpipe

[kindred dagger]

I use pipepipe cuz u can dl 50 songs at once

[chilly bear]

do i know you?

[woven matrix]

you do

youll recognize me soon...

[kindred dagger]

Duh duh duhhhh

[woven matrix]

[chilly bear]

i don't think so

https://tenor.com/view/egg-crack-an-egg-break-an-egg-lets-get-crackin-get-crackin-gif-16765383

[woven matrix]

wow ive been forgotten..

[woven matrix]

AAAAAAAAA

i turned gay in the end.

wow

who wouldve guessed

[hard comet]

chat we are currently otw to a ken carson concert ‼️

[rich dune]

@chilly bear hi sir

[chilly bear]

hello.

[chilly bear]

mb.

[woven matrix]

Hi!

megler

[rich dune]

meiler

hi

[woven matrix]

what happened 16 days ago

[rich dune]

ultrakill got fraud layer

[woven matrix]

i think im gonna get a macbook neo

[rich dune]

fym sob

.

[winter meadow]

Do Apple certified stores have students discount

[woven matrix]

i cant post images

uh

[strong flicker]

idk idk I think rally tomorrow

[woven matrix]

iuts kinda broken

[woven matrix]

it looks too cute aa

thinkpads are idkk

[stark spruce]

im short put

but i do hope we crab till tomorrow

so that I can roll my short call

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle how fix

[uncut token]

Rate home screen

[chrome peak]

hello chat

how are we all popping

@uncut token weird looking iphone

[chilly bear]

haha whitename

[velvet zenith]

Add more oil

[woven matrix]

i was a mem ed..

imagine being member one

[coarse ginkgo]

bitch it’s full

[velvet zenith]

Okay

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle any job applications today?

[polar python]

Ok

@desert cairn @velvet zenith https://x.com/polymarket/status/2031921219931447806?s=46

Polymarket (@Polymarket)

JUST IN: Replit CEO says company aims to increase hiring in new grads who are vibe coding and “agentmaxxing.”

X · Mar 12, 2026, 2:32 AM

[coarse ginkgo]

absolute 0

[glacial valve]

fr

[coarse ginkgo]

why get a job if you can live off handouts

amirite

[urban ravine]

Someone wants a paid script for free? D/M me and I’ll send u

[coarse ginkgo]

this ain’t roblox twin

[polar python]

Someone wants a paid script for free? D/M me and I’ll send u

[coarse ginkgo]

shut the FUCK up

[polar python]

Ok

[royal thorn]

what in the wattpad is on the play store

[vital junco]

my 15 plus arriving tomorrow and I’m pussypopping

[autumn pendant]

What emotion could this possibly convey

[vital junco]

joy

[lilac spoke]

anything special with the 15 plus

[vital junco]

an upgrade from 11

and it’s sexy kinda

The green colour mmmmm

[lilac spoke]

o alr

[lilac spoke]

what about the sage 17

with 120 hz

[vital junco]

I’m not rich enough

I could only afford 15p

also me no care about 120hz I have astigmatism

[half compass]

@chilly bear anjouu banned

new lore

[chilly bear]

already unbanned

ur late

[half compass]

lies

you made me check

this is some insane lore tho

he definitely wasn’t cheating

[simple drift]

is this more minecraftslop

[half compass]

if you’re netherite and your opponent is in the end for over 2m and didn’t get take aim obviously they died

[simple drift]

yes

ok

minecraftslop

[half compass]

https://girlcockx.com/naddy_mc/status/2032125178554069303

NADDY (@NADDY_MC)

> is playing a competitive game
︀︀> intentionally, blatantly cheats to gain an advantage
︀︀> "the fact that im even getting banned for this, is INSANE."
︀︀> entire community joins bandwagon of outrage
︀︀> contextless #FREEANJOUU chatters swarm discords and streams in all of mcsr
︀︀like gg

Quoting 🇸🇪ANJOUU (@ANJOUU)
︀

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context

he “watched his stream”

as if it’s not obvious he fucking died

[chilly bear]

what if he read chat

[half compass]

doubt it

@chilly bear holy shit this tweet is from an in game mod 😭

[chilly bear]

what about when logs808 did it

👁️

[half compass]

that’s insane bias

@chilly bear wait did he actually get unbanned

this is so confusing

[chilly bear]

yea like over half a day ago

or maybe 1/4 of a day

or 3/8

not sure...

[half compass]

oh

they changed it from an actual ban to he can’t queue ranked games anymore

private rooms still work ig

[chilly bear]

fair enough

have you seen him play ranked

[half compass]

unfortunately

[chrome peak]

Wikipedia Gacha Result:

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⬜[UC] Balgay Park
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https://wikigacha.com
Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0)
#WikipediaGacha

[solar forge]

this state got the most bipolar ass weather dawg

[winter meadow]

wait until you come to england

[muted shuttle]

No worries

[winter meadow]

https://fixupx.com/whitehouse/status/2032115039985881556?s=46

The White House (@WhiteHouse)

UNDEFEATED.

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FixupX · Mar 12, 2026, 3:22 PM

[restive ledge]

Hi

[coral fog]

yeah thats propaganda

[versed sun]

Those no way the second one is even real

[true plover]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8qxw7c5/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐳𝐨 VIRTKA (@virtka)

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fxTikTok · Aug 31, 2024, 12:58 AM

[ruby copper]

Hello

[simple drift]

hi

holy fuck this is slow

[wary badge]

My uncle brought his laptop by last i saw him and hes still using leopard

I unlocked so many memories

He was like ‘safari wont let me sign in to my work portal anymore

[desert cairn]

ppl using the internet on old devices is insane

[wary badge]

R/Jailbreak:

[desert cairn]

yeah half of this server is insane

[wary badge]

Id say more than half

[desert cairn]

cuz on 17.2 and older you can click an ad and get all your shit stolen

[wary badge]

Someone buy my 16.3 14 pro

[chilly bear]

what if i don't want to

[wary badge]

Then dont

[chilly bear]

ok.

[winter meadow]

most embarrassing administration in history

[tame rock]

She Big Sur on my Yosemite til I Tahoe

[nocturne island]

lol name one person that’s happened to

[odd cargo]

I've spent too much money on music

[desert cairn]

all of the people that were redirected to fake gambling sites and got their crypto stolen lmao

coruna is literally an active campaign

[half compass]

nebula is lying

KEEP your devices on 17.2

and CLICK on my link!

[desert cairn]

fr

[half compass]

nobody would ever target people waiting on 17.2

obviously

it would be against the bible

[simple drift]

biblical jb

[desert cairn]

wake up guys we're going to make webkit malware that forces ppl to update their phones @polar python @velvet zenith

whos in

[alpine spoke]

is a Ryzen 5 7535HS better than Apples macbook Neo

[muted shuttle]

wake up guys we're going to make webkit malware that forces ppl to update their phones @polar python @velvet zenith

[desert cairn]

probably not

[alpine spoke]

what is best office laptop for $500 or under that comes with 16GB of ram

I don't want to upgrade it myself as it's ddr5

[half compass]

the one over there

[simple drift]

that one

[glass basin]

the one over there

[alpine spoke]

but the neo only has 8GB of ram

[simple drift]

ok

[desert cairn]

what r u using it for

[glass basin]

what r u using it for

[alpine spoke]

school

[half compass]

It’s almost like we’re in a literal ram drought bro

[desert cairn]

8gb is fine

[simple drift]

neo

[desert cairn]

ppl are playing cyberpunk 2077 on the neo bro

[alpine spoke]

but windows

as I already own a macbook air

[thick tapir]

my parents are getting a nissan ariya 😭

[simple drift]

also the a18 pro was limited to 8gb cuz of like how the chip was built or some shit

[simple drift]

bad

[desert cairn]

im sure you can find something for $500 but it wont be great

[desert cairn]

yeah and so they can have 12gb for the neo 2

[half compass]

doubt it

[simple drift]

im pretty sure it was

[half compass]

if they really wanted to

they could’ve made a new chip

[glass basin]

@desert cairn can you give me 400aud

[desert cairn]

no

hang urself

[glass basin]

rule 1

@muted shuttle Be useful

[worthy garden]

hang urself

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle Be useful

[muted shuttle]

i am a useful housewife

i lied

sorry

[lilac spoke]

for how much though

[alpine spoke]

should of made iPhone neo

[wary badge]

$350+ship

[desert cairn]

thats the 17e

[alpine spoke]

like what does the e even stand for

[lilac spoke]

batt health?

and which region

[wary badge]

https://tenor.com/view/marikiplier-e-meme-lord-farquaad-gif-22138504

Oh god he said region

Foreigner detected

[worthy garden]

guys if i buy pc parts of aliexpress will my computer explode

[wary badge]

Like 85% batt US

Idk exactly

[alpine spoke]

Also if I buy a 17e and take it to a forrest will it upgrade to an iPhone 17

[lilac spoke]

alr

[worthy garden]

17e scammed me

same price as 16e

troll phone

[lilac spoke]

shouldve waited

[desert cairn]

guy bought a 16e

[lilac spoke]

the 2nd gen is always the better model

[worthy garden]

yea

[desert cairn]

its not really that bad of a deal

[worthy garden]

it was 999

[desert cairn]

good normie phone

[alpine spoke]

what happens if I do ln(iPhone 17e)

[desert cairn]

lol

[worthy garden]

i saw the specs compared to the 17e

i am disappointed

[half compass]

people who buy first gen products when i shove a 9” steel pipe up their rectum

[worthy garden]

but i do

[woven matrix]

Hi!

[simple drift]

son

[chilly bear]

buying first gen device…

[alpine spoke]

didn't first gen pixel come with infinite storage

[simple drift]

im so sick of this bro hurry up

[worthy garden]

@desert cairn do you have opinion on this

[desert cairn]

yes

what is wrong with you

[worthy garden]

tell me what’s wrong bro

[chilly bear]

ass
kinda ass
total ass
not sure

[desert cairn]

slop from ali

ssd from aliexpress its for sure ass

[worthy garden]

need myself a budget build

ryzen 5600x 3060

[simple drift]

intel xeon

[worthy garden]

why do those exist

[white galleon]

I just thought about the new macbook neo with the iphone chip inside, would it be somewhat possible to like load macos onto a iphone 16 pro or like ios onto the macbook? I know it sounds dumb dont mind me

[half compass]

ios onto the macbook probably but who is doing that

nobody is gonna spend their time making that actually work

[worthy garden]

someone will

[white galleon]

Youre right tbh

The ios on the macbook wouldnt activate

Beacuse the macbook doesnt have a baseband

[velvet zenith]

okay

[proven moss]

Any dog owners in chat

[red hinge]

inb4 m6 lite (just m6 with half its core counts cut off)

[lilac spoke]

me

[proven moss]

Some dude on Facebook marketplace is offering me a husky in exchange for my Xbox (one x)

Two huskies mind you

Male and female

[red hinge]

me when this happens and i just know it succeeded

[proven moss]

@lilac spoke

I was reading stories about dogs attacking their owners

[lilac spoke]

not worth it

or well

[proven moss]

Why

[lilac spoke]

it depends

[red hinge]

apparently not this time

[red hinge]

argh its fine i got the shield ready

[proven moss]

I don't want it to rip my face off

Or attack my little brother

It probably has had no formal training

I read stories about dogs attacking their owners

[compact cobalt]

uhh what do i put on my 2015 macbook pro

sequoia, monterey, sonoma?

[lilac spoke]

linux

[compact cobalt]

no

[lilac spoke]

or catalina

[compact cobalt]

I have Catalina but I need to put something a bit newer

[lilac spoke]

monterey then

[winter meadow]

Sonama

[simple drift]

so mama

[lilac spoke]

somoa

[exotic thistle]

jason momoa?

https://tenor.com/view/shh-we're-talking-garrett-a-minecraft-movie-be-quiet-we're-having-a-conversation-jason-momoa-gif-14751296074873704738

[untold helm]

Monterey

[trail isle]

gurt

[simple drift]

yo

yogurt

[outer adder]

yo

yogurt

[dense valve]

Cancel or Cancel

But fr what do I do here

it's a green bubble group

[outer adder]

the first one

just click the first one

why discord is taking soooo muchhhhh rammmmm

fuck alectron apps

[simple drift]

press cancel

[glass basin]

eletrcon

[outer adder]

yeah

fuck this

cant they just make a native app?

[ember saffron]

Hi guys

[untold helm]

The future is html and js library slop

[untold helm]

Haii :3

[ember saffron]

Hru

How do you guys like iOS 26

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[untold helm]

I’m on iOS 16

[ember saffron]

Oh

[simple drift]

L opsec

[outer adder]

this is sad...

i am doing shit with html css but what happened to write a full app with C# or something

[simple drift]

i doubt ill ever daily a jailbroken phone

im too paranoid about security

[lilac spoke]

i kinda daily one

[glass basin]

Ok

[untold helm]

I’m consider upgrading but kinda debating what phone

Should I do a iPhone, degoogled pixel, or a nothing

[muted shuttle]

flip phone

[untold helm]

Main thing I would loose from switching from apple is Apple Cash

[outer adder]

degoogeled pixel is sounds interesting ngl

[versed sun]

Was $560 good for a M1 Pro 14in?

92% battery heath

[lilac spoke]

not bad id say

[versed sun]

Better then Amazon prices

[simple drift]

iphone

[untold helm]

I would say it’s fine comparing it with the Neo w student discount

[lilac spoke]

which iphone do you main?

[simple drift]

a 13 mini rn

the battery life is driving me a bit insane though

i plan to upgrade

[lilac spoke]

i main a 16 pro max but also secondary a 12 pro max

[outer adder]

the neo looks amazing btw

[simple drift]

not soon tho i just spent a grand on a laptop

i dont wanna spend any more money

[versed sun]

Does the neo even have 120 mini led?

[untold helm]

Backlit keyboard
Larger
Better multicore
Thunderbolt

[untold helm]

Nope

[outer adder]

for its price its great

[frosty grail]

@manic tulip @muted shuttle @split nimbus @ashen basin

[compact cobalt]

my 2015 might have a problem?

wow i just realized my macbook is most likely older than some people here

[exotic thistle]

what

[slate flare]

Those people should be banned

Underage

Hello I’m back I haven’t been here in years

[ashen basin]

Truth

[compact cobalt]

the battery might be completely dead

oh nvm

[amber edge]

NEED HELP ASAP!

I don’t know why but even though my text related vision issues were solved with a huge laptop (17-18 inches) yet it gave rise to another problem which is body ache after 5 hours of laptop usage.

So, I thought of using a 10 years old TV to resolve body ache related problems. Now, is this a good setup or should I make some changes?

HP Zbook G1 17

• i7 4700MQ

• 24GB DDR3L

• Quadro K3100M
  (4GB GDDR5)

• HD 4600 (2GB)

• 512GB SSD

• 17.3 inch 1080p LCD display downgraded to 720p resolution as I can’t see the text properly

MTC TV (24’)

• Native 720p resolution with 24 inch LED display
• 720p ready with 1080p support

EVM EN AIR

• Keyboard and Trackpad combo with wireless connectivity via. Bluetooth
• Inbuilt battery and Type-C charging support

[simple drift]

bro what

[exotic thistle]

bro what

[chrome peak]

what bro

i mean bro what

[red hinge]

i think you should take one look at my cheap setup and i think you'll figure out why this will make you even worse

[dawn igloo]

wassup

[kindred dagger]

That windows 11?

[storm swan]

thats a cool setup u js need a cool wallpaper

[dawn igloo]

The iPhone 17 pro max is fucked up frr

Just wasted my money

[storm swan]

my phone doesnt get the cool updates

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble @polar python @desert cairn @velvet zenith NEED HELP ASAP!

[red hinge]

it looks nice for me

[woven matrix]

NEED HELP ASAP!

how do i restore my shit without updating shiver me timbers

[polar python]

me to claude when the irs says i owe them 100k

[amber edge]

Now, I won’t be able to read the text on laptop from the keyboard’s start distance and if your monitor is 25 inch or lower then I’ll have to downgrade the resolution to 720p to be able to view the text properly.

My eyes are fucked up dawg with -8 (l) and -4 (r) powers respectively.

[ornate latch]

Ok

[red hinge]

mine is 1080p 27 inches, and i meant your setup will make you worse than just using the laptop display at a short distance

[polar python]

Ok

[red hinge]

i only sit at 70cm away from my monitor

[glass basin]

Hello

[glass basin]

Hey sticky

[dawn igloo]

Hey how are you doing

[polar python]

@muted shuttle 1) why yo ass got spanish music 2) why yo shit not load images 3) happy birthday!

[muted shuttle]

user issue

[worthy garden]

5g laggy

[muted shuttle]

user issue

[red hinge]

@golden crest 1) why yo ass got spanish music 2) why yo shit not load images 3) happy birthday!

[polar python]

Not user issue it’s only three albums

[muted shuttle]

User issue

[amber edge]

How? Because, using a TV resolves the body ache issue caused from using a laptop for longer hours

[worthy garden]

User issue

[muted shuttle]

Im applying for a job rn

Be quiet

[polar python]

False

[dawn igloo]

I'm good just bored where you from?

[worthy garden]

🧢

[red hinge]

eye related issues
a TV is not a good monitor by any standard

[exotic thistle]

@muted shuttle stinky

[red hinge]

and a 24 inches 1080p is borderline ewaste pricing, why not just get one

[dawn igloo]

Where is that my bad

[muted shuttle]

I cant prove this without doxing myself but i am infact applying for a job

[polar python]

The fuck you listening to dog

[worthy garden]

what is this

[polar python]

Maxine’s music

[muted shuttle]

No i dont need an hrt job i just need a job

[muted shuttle]

Lidarr got it i guess

Idk

[red hinge]

maxine talked something about doing footjobs in my DMs

[polar python]

Bros bumpin kermit weezer

[red hinge]

:/

[dawn igloo]

Ohh nice

[worthy garden]

so Shit Music

[wicked surge]

such a weirdo

[exotic thistle]

????????

[worthy garden]

??????

[muted shuttle]

What a freak

[polar python]

GIR constantly sends me these DMs too.

[amber edge]

But it’s farther from my keyboard distance and using a glossy laptop at nearest distance would cause eye strain anyways

[worthy garden]

freaky.

[woven matrix]

What

[exotic thistle]

is maxine a gir alt

[ashen basin]

Yes

[worthy garden]

Hi bro

[ashen basin]

Hi

[polar python]

Maxine is a beta test of OpenAI powered GIR.

[gaunt glen]

im not even joking my laptop killed itself and my only choice to downgrade to 15.8.6 is via my switch

running linux

[worthy garden]

bro i missed the magikarp before moon cave to hunt for it the one u buy bro i am sad

[dawn igloo]

Well I was in uk last week but I haven't heard of Wales before my bad

[ashen basin]

You’ll go back lmfaooo

[muted shuttle]

just applied for another job

[outer adder]

@robust lotus come eat shawarma

[worthy garden]

i’m on the ship yet i need to get back i am hunting all static/gift and all pokemon that can be bought as shiny

[dawn igloo]

Ohh nice I'm from Florida by the way

[ashen basin]

yoooo

[muted shuttle]

stocker at a hardware store

[worthy garden]

bro i had to leave my bot on for charmander for 13 hours just to get it

[muted shuttle]

nop

[dawn igloo]

Frr that's nice

[muted shuttle]

I need money

[dawn igloo]

Wait how old are you tho?

[muted shuttle]

nop...

[desert cairn]

Over here they're always hiring

[muted shuttle]

yeah and you haven't applied have you

Sorry

[dawn igloo]

Nice I'm older lol

[thick tapir]

applying for just one job is fucking wild

[muted shuttle]

i applied for one like two weeks ago

no response

[thick tapir]

applying for just 2 jobs is wild

[muted shuttle]

Ok Sorry

[polar python]

U gotta apply to like 10 at a time lol

[dawn igloo]

23

[muted shuttle]

Ok Sorry

[thick tapir]

apply for like atleast 20-30

minimum

[worthy garden]

@desert cairn Hi, i’m 20 how do i get a job

[desert cairn]

Hey what

[thick tapir]

fr i was doing like 10 a day 3 days a week for 3 weeks basically 😭

[molten crag]

💥

[polar python]

The method is to spend $1,000 in Claude tokens making OpenClaw apply to jobs for you.

[desert cairn]

Hello he him furry megloutw

[worthy garden]

open code

[outer adder]

yo

[polar python]

Hello he him furry megloutw

[dawn igloo]

Did. U get me

[desert cairn]

Did. U get me

[polar python]

Me to claude

[worthy garden]

Did. U get me

[polar python]

Or something

[desert cairn]

Claude doesn't get anything

[worthy garden]

claude optus 4.6

[polar python]

Now I see the complete picture!

[desert cairn]

10 more trillion tokens to anthropic

[dawn igloo]

Ur small brains should have told u it was a mistake

[robust lotus]

Aaaaaa shawarmaaaa

[worthy garden]

@coarse ginkgo stop vibecoding

[polar python]

U small brains should have told u it was a mistake

[dawn igloo]

Thanks t was a mistake

My bad

[polar python]

It was a mistake.

[worthy garden]

grok

[coarse ginkgo]

i’m watching lego cars do loops

sybau

[coarse ginkgo]

gmeg

[worthy garden]

22yo man btw

[coarse ginkgo]

???

f u

[outer adder]

W linux

[worthy garden]

Hello lean my favourite she her furry

[dawn igloo]

My bad

[coarse ginkgo]

bro getting me mixed up with nebula

[dawn igloo]

Ok

[worthy garden]

you guys are similar

[ashen basin]

This ships future

[worthy garden]

let me on it

[dawn igloo]

Who knows lamine yamal here?

[dense valve]

?

[worthy garden]

Who knows lamine yamal here?

[ornate latch]

Me

[worthy garden]

Who knows lamine yamal here?

[worthy garden]

Hello

[ornate latch]

Hi

Hi

[dawn igloo]

Lol he's not he plays football

[worthy garden]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[jagged turret]

I hate linux

[ashen basin]

It was for a quest

[dawn igloo]

Ohh damn

[worthy garden]

don’t lie

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble If sao paulo loses today ur getting executed

[dawn igloo]

Lol what's ur favorite car tho?

[worthy garden]

where lugia spawn

[robust lotus]

Oh well, sounds like a you problem

[muted shuttle]

mazda mx-5 miata

[dawn igloo]

Ohh nice

[ashen basin]

The sky

[dawn igloo]

Nice

[worthy garden]

did u get

[jagged turret]

Oh no I pissed off the Linux users

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[chrome peak]

so wait whats the deal with this game? you're a ditto?

[ashen basin]

Mf drops feathers and leaves. I think I need 5 of them to friend

[outer adder]

why you hate linus tech tips?

[worthy garden]

i thought shit is rare

[ashen basin]

It’s Pokemon mixed with animal crossing, Minecraft, and stardew

[jagged turret]

He's mediocre at stuff I think

[robust lotus]

Nah didn’t understood why you said it about Linus tho

[chrome peak]

no i mean... if you're a ditto, that means you're still a pokemon, but a pokemon that mimics a human.

[ashen basin]

Yeah

[worthy garden]

Yes

[chrome peak]

got it

[coarse ginkgo]

meeeoooooow

[chrome peak]

how do you end up that way

[outer adder]

bruh

[jagged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/peanuts-dance-moves-linus-gif-4018568

[worthy garden]

why you furry vibecode dev

[dawn igloo]

So u don't like lambo?

[jagged turret]

This one beyter

[coarse ginkgo]

@hearty ice

[robust lotus]

Look at this nerd 🤓

[coarse ginkgo]

fuck, wrong nebula

[ashen basin]

It’s basically post apocalyptic Kanto and you’re a ditto who misses its owner so you transform into him and decide to rebuild the region to get the humans to come back from wherever they went

[dawn igloo]

Damn wtff 😂

[worthy garden]

don’t forget to include yourself

[chrome peak]

...the fuck

thanks

[worthy garden]

Shit car bud

[jagged turret]

You're the type of guy to discover electromagnetic radiation

[polar python]

It is not possible to continue your journey.

[coarse ginkgo]

shit engine

[worthy garden]

It is not possible to continue your journey.

[coarse ginkgo]

n43 temu ahh

[worthy garden]

It is not possible to continue your journey.

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle can we replace gir with keto

[ornate latch]

@muted shuttle can we replace gir with keto

[worthy garden]

@muted shuttle can we replace gir with keto

Trash

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle can we replace gir with keto

[polar python]

@muted shuttle can we replace gir with keto

[worthy garden]

@muted shuttle can we replace gir with keto

[jagged turret]

imagine your engine needing oil pressure

[worthy garden]

@muted shuttle can we replace gir with keto

[polar python]

She’s clicking buttons on indeed.com rn don’t disturb her

[ashen basin]

Oh yeah and bc of all this all of the Pokemon are actually depressed as hell

[jagged turret]

she doesn't know how to do that

[worthy garden]

https://klipy.com/gifs/victor-jensen

[coarse ginkgo]

well it does have some

[versed sun]

20th time I’ve look at chat and saw that sticker from you

[worthy garden]

Hi bob

[polar python]

fake ass language

[outer adder]

hahahaha

[chrome peak]

lambo (slightly dusty)

[outer adder]

goated sticker

[worthy garden]

is it drivable?

[ashen basin]

To spawn Cubone in pokopia you have to rebuild its dead mother’s grave

[worthy garden]

cooked

[chrome peak]

Yes you can make it go vroom vroom

[jagged turret]

the honda cbr600rr doesn't require oil pressure

we know this from experience

[worthy garden]

can it fly

throw it

[jagged turret]

it hit 0 psi oil pressure for several seconds at 14k rpm on the dyno

[chrome peak]

I also have a not countach

[jagged turret]

honda is just that good

[versed sun]

Are these lines any noticeable?

[jagged turret]

on this picture at least yes

[versed sun]

Do they even seem bad enough effort being able to use it normally

[chrome peak]

(not my picture)

[versed sun]

Post didn’t even say anything about lines

2nd device to come pre lines installed

[jagged turret]

thats just whether you yourself notice it

[versed sun]

First was my monitor

[coarse ginkgo]

i think that’s a bit faster than 50mph

[jagged turret]

i probably wouldnt buy it

but im a nerd

[versed sun]

I already bought it

[coarse ginkgo]

u isn’t real

where’s the real meg

?

[jagged turret]

oh well then find out and see if it's too bad

[wicked surge]

good i like you better

lol

[jagged turret]

great britain inhabitants are the type to use gallons per mile

[teal bramble]

oh

[wicked surge]

this one is much nicer

[jagged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-swag-theosw-brain-moving-gif-23012986

[wicked surge]

fucking high

[jagged turret]

idk i only got gas a few days ago

[thick tapir]

terrible

[teal bramble]

1$ per liter is like nothing

[thick tapir]

4.20 a gallon for premium 😭

[jagged turret]

is 100p = 1 gbp

[wicked surge]

3.39

[thick tapir]

93 octane because uh idk where to get 91 octane

[teal bramble]

netherlands has 2.50 eur per liter rn

lol

[jagged turret]

140 is more than double what normal prices here are i think

[teal bramble]

which is $2.88/l

[jagged turret]

premium

[wicked surge]

wtf is super unleaded?

[jagged turret]

idk what my octane is in your octane

let me look it up

98 RON

[chilly bear]

unleaded twice

[jagged turret]

hold on

[thick tapir]

racetrac only has 93 and not 91 cuz they are fucking weird

[wicked surge]

93

[jagged turret]

let me make sure i do calculations right

[teal bramble]

$11 per gallon

[chilly bear]

ur age?

[wicked surge]

no the %

loser

[glass basin]

Hello

[chilly bear]

ok gramps

[jagged turret]

at this altitude we only have 93

[teal bramble]

99 romanian leu

[glass basin]

Hi LilPuppyGoth

[chilly bear]

❌

[jagged turret]

right now its 0.6880179146 £/L at costco

[glass basin]

but it’s ur mc user.

[versed sun]

93% until you are 93?

[teal bramble]

how is that expensive

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/vrchat-kick-kicking-exercise-lahyx-gif-15224968

[jagged turret]

i thought that's cheap

its cheaper than meg's by a lot

[teal bramble]

it is cheap

europeans been suffering since like 2020

[wicked surge]

93% octane

[thick tapir]

its still not cheap tho

gas was fucking 2.00 a gallon for regular like 3 weeks ago

[teal bramble]

How would yall feel if you guys got hit with $11/gallon ?

[jagged turret]

0.5897296411 £/L is what i'd consider a normal or cheaper price for 93 AKI = 98 RON

[wicked surge]

that aint gonna happen

[teal bramble]

ofc it isnt

[thick tapir]

my parents are getting an electric car tho 🙏

[jagged turret]

i dont live in california and that's why

[teal bramble]

exact same in germany rn

[versed sun]

For your car from 1930?

[thick tapir]

cuz gas prices and shit and offsets the fuel costs for their truck ig

fucking 130 a tank 😭

[wicked surge]

cars from 1930 dont even run anymore

[jagged turret]

i put 87 AKI octane in my car once and lost 4 mpg but idk whether the weather was a confounding variable in that

[thick tapir]

30 gallons of diesel 🥀

[jagged turret]

so i decided it's bad luck

it's allowed

[thick tapir]

but my car needs 91 and only 93 is available

[jagged turret]

by the manual

[thick tapir]

js add ur own additives to the fuel ez

[jagged turret]

add enough additives to get that 100 octane

108 RON

[wicked surge]

meg what year is your celi?

[jagged turret]

i think that stuff is still leaded today

[hidden oracle]

you can use lower octane but id just fill up to get enough to get to a station that has what you need

[wicked surge]

does it have turbo?

[thick tapir]

i wanna put e85 in my car and watch it die

[jagged turret]

it did not even knock though, so i'm leaning towards it just being random chance

knocking should be the only symptom

[hidden oracle]

if it knock, let it drop

[jagged turret]

i should probably eat some food

[hidden oracle]

i just had sushi for lunch

[versed sun]

Idk how I was still getting sound playing when only one wire was connected

[wicked surge]

oh i see

[versed sun]

Unless it was jumping somehow

[jagged turret]

maybe its still conected enough

it looks like it's still in the hole

[versed sun]

One wire it needs positive and negative

[jagged turret]

i would love to put the official toyota supercharger on my mom suv

[versed sun]

Audio can’t play by just one wire

[jagged turret]

i think it would be pretty funny

[thick tapir]

i wanna buy my car from my parents so i can mod the shit out of it

[jagged turret]

but it's in the hole still, it's probably still making contact

look at the red one

[woven matrix]

@chilly bear its gone im sobbing right now

[hidden oracle]

what car they got

[woven matrix]

ive lost it all

[jagged turret]

floating ground: (or whatever tf its called where you use the ground as reference for neutral)

[versed sun]

Ik the negative is in hole but positive isn’t even touching

[thick tapir]

2006 slk 350 🙏

inshallah

[velvet zenith]

@teal bramble @polar python @desert cairn @velvet zenith NEED HELP ASAP! VOIDAI DOWN!

[versed sun]

Not even sure if rca is ground is in the middle or outside

[jagged turret]

wait isnt the yellow supposed to be video

[hidden oracle]

i always loved the SL

[jagged turret]

the ring

[hard comet]

survived the ken carson pits

we out

[hidden oracle]

i miss my '98 EK9 🙁

[versed sun]

Not touching

But was still getting audio

[jagged turret]

the other ground is though and that's probably all you need

but why is there yellow

[versed sun]

That was output

The other was a input

[versed sun]

Video but was using as a audio out

[hidden oracle]

i still want a celica gt4

[glass basin]

Ok buy it?

[jagged turret]

maybe the way its wired it just used the power ground?

[hidden oracle]

find me one in decent condition not overpriced?

[versed sun]

Both were connected to the same power strip

My computer and that

Probably how it was able to play

[hidden oracle]

im in the united states of special educated voters unfortunately

[jagged turret]

Well ground everywhere should be essentially the same

Porsche GT4

[glass basin]

Skill issuer

[jagged turret]

Probably like $30k

I think 4k gets you a beater in terrible condition here

[ashen basin]

Pocket change

[glass basin]

give me 10k

[hidden oracle]

if i could buy a house it was be like 2 bed max with a big ahh garage

[ashen basin]

Sorry I don’t donate to charities

[hidden oracle]

you got this, im in class literally right now haha

[glass basin]

Pls breast

[wicked surge]

go to bed

[ashen basin]

Why are you asking me for breast

[worthy garden]

no you

[gilded rapids]

@thick tapir It’s now over $3 a gallon here

Ffs

[worthy garden]

i was meant to type mrbreast

[ashen basin]

that’s even worse

[jagged turret]

organ price per gallon

[hidden oracle]

i wish it was $3 a gallon here

bye meg gn

[gilded rapids]

Wym wish that’s expensive

[ashen basin]

this just reminded me that Mr beast is going on survivor later this season 💔

[jagged turret]

Gn

[coarse ginkgo]

megloutw is not accepting friend requests

1984

[hidden oracle]

not expensive when you life in cali

[jagged turret]

the Brits were just now talking about how they're paying $8.50 a gallon

or Europeans not necessarily British

[coarse ginkgo]

ty, now you get a goodnight

[gilded rapids]

Well they’re British

Free healthcare right

Blah blah

[ashen basin]

I wish LMAO

$3 a gallon is what it was here before

[worthy garden]

i watched

[chilly bear]

old people talking about gas prices...

[hidden oracle]

just today driving i saw several $6+ station i hate it here

[worthy garden]

Ok

[ashen basin]

Now it’s $4.40 😭

[gilded rapids]

I like to complain about gas

idk

[worthy garden]

imagine paying for gas

[ashen basin]

You watch survivor?

[gilded rapids]

Even tho it still costs me under $30 for a full tank lmao

[worthy garden]

i pay 1aud for a bus

[lilac spoke]

thankfully where I live it’s about 4 dollars a gallon for 93

[worthy garden]

australian version

[ashen basin]

OOOOOOO

[chrome peak]

SO many fragging dittos recently

[jagged turret]

tiny ass tank

[hidden oracle]

ship some to me ty

[ashen basin]

so you saw Cirie and Parvati tear it up

[chrome peak]

Ugh did that double send

[jagged turret]

What do you drive a Honda fit

[chilly bear]

no

[chrome peak]

Good

[worthy garden]

get off this shit game bro.

[ashen basin]

Didn’t they add legendaries

[lilac spoke]

move to the east coast or something

[hidden oracle]

no spoilies im watching later tonight

[gilded rapids]

@ashen basin oh my university got shot up today

[chrome peak]

No

[jagged turret]

what

[gilded rapids]

an ROTC student went crazy and shot his professor

[worthy garden]

sorry guppy

[ashen basin]

Nahhhh this is for aus v the world that released a few months ago

[worthy garden]

wtf

[lilac spoke]

wtf

[gilded rapids]

https://www.wtkr.com/news/in-the-community/norfolk/major-police-activity-at-old-dominion-u-students-staff-sheltering-in-place

[worthy garden]

my mum watched married at first sight

[jagged turret]

DOMINION VOTIMG

[ashen basin]

Survivor 50 has been good asf so far though

[lilac spoke]

what a world we live in

[chrome peak]

Marriage at first sight is a clean way to divorce

[hidden oracle]

yeah i got into survivor bc my bf watches and i started watching and i just think "man i wish i could play this seems so fun"

[gilded rapids]

Meh

[worthy garden]

i miss pokemon go @chrome peak

[toxic whale]

Does RCS/iMessage compatibility mean I can add Android phone numbers to a group chat and it wont break everything anymore

[ashen basin]

I’d rather do big brother tbh but survivor seems fun

[hidden oracle]

is big brother just survivor without the surviving in the wild aspect?

[ashen basin]

Ehhhhhh

It’s similar in the sense that it’s a social strategy competition, but no not really

[worthy garden]

i watched big brother when came out in aus first time

[gilded rapids]

Oh for the British people

gas

[muted shuttle]

what if instead of 7 eleven

it was 6 seven

sorry

[jagged turret]

Checked?

[lilac spoke]

somehow it’s cheaper here

[ashen basin]

Survivor is like 1 month long, big brother is 3 months long. You have to be in a house for 3 months with 24/7 live feeds on you at all times, even in the shower. But the show itself has a competition to crown 1 HOH for the week who puts up nominees for eviction, a veto competition to give the nominees redemption, and then they vote on who goes out every week based on the final nominations at eviction night. Everything including evictions are live

[lilac spoke]

about 4.15 for 93

[chrome peak]

not my pictures

[coarse ginkgo]

0x16473: Can't start, Bad Keys.
0x1648b: RNGC Oscillator is dead!
0x164a5: iMX RNG appears inoperable.

[hidden oracle]

damn in the showers is crazy work

[chrome peak]

I hate it when people are slow. Fuck.

[hidden oracle]

3 months is longer than bootcamp too fuh all dat

[ashen basin]

there’s a camera in the stall too

[chrome peak]

Fucking shop is closing in twenty minutes and my dad is taking his sweet time checking every single thing individually

[jagged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/mistwol-cat-his-greed-will-consume-him-eating-silly-gif-14271929065765266047

[hidden oracle]

no happy time for 3 months i couldn't do it

[ashen basin]

But ofc we don’t see this. It’s just there in case they happen to decide to talk strategy in there, or a medical emergency happens

[hidden oracle]

tell your dad i said to hurry up

[ashen basin]

They go insane

[hidden oracle]

stay sane in big brother challenge level impossible

[ashen basin]

This guy found out that Frankie grande (Ariana grande’s brother) is in fact famous so he went off 😭 but they hooked up so ig it’s fine

I have infinite clips of this show because I’ve been watching since I can remember but lord it’s so good

You can wake up at 8am on any day you want, throw the live feeds on, and just watch them fight

and they usually stay up late asf too so even if it’s 3am they’ll be doing some bullshit

[hidden oracle]

you can just watch any of the feeds whenever during the 3 months?

[ashen basin]

Yup

[chrome peak]

It's ok we've been on the move for 5 minutes now but then we stopped again

[hidden oracle]

if only you could talk to them haha but people would abuse that for sure

[chrome peak]

Doctor who did a big brother parody (in The Future) in like 2005

https://youtu.be/N5GYmOefIkY?si=rTLOPdPoETDNspog

[ashen basin]

Nah the whole point is that they’re secluded and don’t know anything that goes on outside. They had to cancel a season half way through in Canada because it was going when Covid hit

[alpine chasm]

Just had a cousin try to make me test something he coded on 127.0.0.1:8000 lmfaoo

[ashen basin]

I know a US season was airing during the 2016 election too

[muted shuttle]

yup tell him it sucks

[ashen basin]

But they did drop that news to the houseguests to give more drama

[alpine chasm]

Lets see if he can figure it out

[ashen basin]

Fav winner of all time Rachel Reilly

[alpine chasm]

Bear in mind he's a 5th year software engineering student btw

[wild pelican]

WHAT 😭

[hidden oracle]

whos the most hated of all time though

[ashen basin]

This one girl on S15 kept calling everyone slurs and being racist

Got booed off stage when she got evicted

Host grilled the fuck out of her during her exit interview on that same stage

[alpine chasm]

I sent him this and he replied “:/“

[ashen basin]

tbh she didn’t even get the loudest boos but everyone def hates her 10x more than anyone else looking back

[muted shuttle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUlqBGFExWO @frosty grail

kichidhithebunny

comment below if your homan is a retard too 📡

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[hidden oracle]

yeah that's a insta-hate for me no doubt

im surprised nobody put hands on her for being that way tbh

[ashen basin]

This was probably the worst one tbh 😭😭😭😭

[compact crypt]

Hi everyone

[versed sun]

My big speakers can barely even play 200watts

[vocal plinth]

AI helping him get by in his 5th year clearly

[hidden oracle]

AI is trash i hate it

[alpine chasm]

Claude moment

[real cobalt]

Sup guys

[weak radish]

Wow aren’t you dead?

[wicked surge]

do you guys use privacy glass?

[jagged turret]

thats just normal tbh

for engineering

[jagged turret]

they have those eardrum rupturers

[compact crypt]

No, suprise suprise motherfucker

[hidden oracle]

hi

[coarse ginkgo]

ofc youre scrolling reels instead of getting a job

lmfao

[lunar eagle]

I’m eating cereal hi

[lunar eagle]

Hi jimmy

[lunar eagle]

Do you think itll have that ugly crease in the middle?

What the freak happened to my name

[tame rock]

Yes, I believe (personally) the technology isn’t there and it’s a trend turned market

[lunar eagle]

Oh okay

I really wanna get a z flip but like

There’s like dots right? Like screen damage

At the crease

Yk, display failures

[tame rock]

It’s plastic not glass it’s gonna break

And just so happens

Where it breaks there is a screen there

[lunar eagle]

I knoww, it’ll scratch with a fingernail

[tame rock]

I game on my phone I could never

[lunar eagle]

But like it just feels like such a gimmick

[tame rock]

It is

[lunar eagle]

I get that it’s like very cool

But like do you really need a foldable phone?

It’s like overconsumption

Like “Oh I really want pizza rn”

[velvet zenith]

Brooo even @desert cairn isn't that stupid

[simple drift]

iphone flip when

[tame rock]

I liked it when they said they were going to do a combination of plastic and glass combined together

But the designers went plastic only

[lunar eagle]

But you didn’t know that it’d be that fragile?

[coarse ginkgo]

glastic

[lunar eagle]

Ohh so misleading?

[lilac spoke]

iPhones allowing springboard injection without needing to jailbreak is my true dream

[muted shuttle]

tomorrow

[summer wadi]

agreed

[coarse ginkgo]

job when twin

[lunar eagle]

I’m glad you agree too!!

[alpine chasm]

Stop this

It stopped being fun ages ago

[tame rock]

Yeah it was big in press conferences where the technology was shown off and I believe companies bought in (or cloned) into the design

[alpine chasm]

Now its just harassment

[summer wadi]

you mean… just plastic?

[coarse ginkgo]

word

[lunar eagle]

Shamsung

[tame rock]

If I were to make a folding phone I was have it so there are three screen in the folding area 2 of them being on the sides protected with a glass screen then the middle which would transition or just go straight to a plastic screen with the folding display.

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1481421373212725268/twitter_2031825235222409283.gif

[tame rock]

If the middle broke then you still have two good displays

[glass basin]

no it’s motivation