general

[simple drift]

enter

[chilly bear]

❌

[simple drift]

i need to

[copper tendon]

why

[simple drift]

i have like 100 vst plugins i’m not redownloading all of them

that would take

a LONG time

oh my fucking god this screen looks so good

this is crazy

[slim nova]

my macbook screen is already scuffed

this macbook has faced

everything

182days uptime

[copper tendon]

idk how you even scuff a mac screen

it literally touches nothing

other than the keyboard

[slim nova]

i touched it

[chilly bear]

its a touchscreen mac

[copper tendon]

touchscreen mac

[simple drift]

next year

[simple drift]

this is my favourite thing i own now

[copper tendon]

get off 26.2

[simple drift]

buddy.

[copper tendon]

brother didnt just dfu out the box

[simple drift]

why would i

that’d take longer

[copper tendon]

maybe, but it'd be way cleaner

[simple drift]

cleaner how

it’s OOB

[copper tendon]

yea and you just updated

[simple drift]

ok FINE i’ll dfu it

[copper tendon]

i mean its too late now

you already basically downloaded the update so

[simple drift]

no

i cancelled it

[copper tendon]

sunken cost fallacy

[simple drift]

i’m dfuing

this is your fault

[copper tendon]

😭

[copper tendon]

26.3.1

lowkey just get on 26.4b4

[simple drift]

no

i’m not going on the fucking macos beta

[copper tendon]

id argue betas right now are more stable than release

[simple drift]

fym

[copper tendon]

26.3 betas were more stable than 26.2

[simple drift]

i’m just updating to what my air’s on

[copper tendon]

fair

[simple drift]

which is 26.3.1

so i can transfer

how tf do you even put a macbook in dfu mode again

while i’m waiting for ts im gonna clean it

it’s lowk dirty

fuckass refurb company

[teal bramble]

@simple drift

Hi

[simple drift]

hi

@teal bramble

[wary badge]

Alright time for me to find a new job

[teal bramble]

Hi

@simple drift

[digital sable]

@hasty jungle netanyahu went to mit??

[teal bramble]

@hasty jungle netanyahu went to mit??

oh he genuinely did

https://news.mit.edu/1996/netanyahu-0605

[fiery meadow]

Does anyone having issue with the latest ios 26.3.1 ? Using iphone 14 and it automatic restart on its own.

[hidden oracle]

goodmorning everyone

[teal bramble]

gm

[untold helm]

Are you low on storage?

[hidden oracle]

damn this explains a lot

[simple drift]

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A MACBOOK IN DFU MODE

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[alpine chasm]

That's so rude lmfao https://fxtwitter.com/uwunetes/status/2031135142480396578?s=12

addison (@uwunetes)

thanks, shake shack

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[untold helm]

😭

[chilly bear]

do systemctl reboot upgrade

[untold helm]

Not surprised from a place that charges $20 for a mid burger

[hidden oracle]

what can you do with macbook in dfu mode

[alpine chasm]

update it or restore it

[simple drift]

wait can you actually do that

[hidden oracle]

you can't do that w.o dfu?

[vocal plinth]

Not a big deal the unabomber went to Harvard

[simple drift]

restore it

[chilly bear]

no i made it up

[teal bramble]

who is the unabomber

[simple drift]

fuck you

[chilly bear]

woah there bud

im a minor

[simple drift]

dni

why is dutch first

[loud valve]

mine got duct tape on the screen 😔

[chilly bear]

duck* tape

[loud valve]

ducken taper

[chilly bear]

duct tape is a branded name

[loud valve]

h

[teal bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/ongezellig-mymy-fact-check-post-patriot-gif-3288063450887726825

[sick river]

Only sigmas use

adb shell uninstall —user 0 (package name or smh)

[teal bramble]

adblue

[sick river]

…to de google their andshit decices

[sick river]

Son 🥀

[chilly bear]

@sick river brooooo epstein was not a goy

brooooooooooooo

[sick river]

Ur mom wasn't too too.

[mild pike]

Chill epstein

[simple drift]

oh my god that took so long

[sick river]

Fuck DFU I almost broke my iPhone 8 from the rage bc I had problems with entering in the past bruh Gemini AI

[sick river]

I want ti upload a photo too

Bruh

[simple drift]

putting iphones in dfu is easy

its putting macs in dfu that's annoying

[chilly bear]

u did it on the wrong one

[teal bramble]

happy birthday @desert cairn

[chilly bear]

now all ur data is gone.

[simple drift]

happy birthday @desert cairn

[simple drift]

good

[chilly bear]

what if they're non binary?

[simple drift]

that was the point

[teal bramble]

birthday person

[desert cairn]

happy b irthday

[merry belfry]

haiii all

[chilly bear]

what if they're a furry?

[teal bramble]

Birthday furry

[split wave]

hi folks

i got legacy console mc and im playing with my friend rn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808417839005433934/1480954012856488017/FH8d0fk.png?ex=69b18d67&is=69b03be7&hm=463e80010abfc7a5236154564c97d7bb389823028f2f6940eec21e16f3d98f72&

[loud valve]

happy birdday

[split wave]

were around an hour in

busy stripmining

oh shit im a whitename again

@sick sage is also me my discord just got banned for the millionth time

[royal pike]

ку бро, могу поиграть на твоем акке? хочется поиграть, а негде

[teal bramble]

ку бро, могу поиграть на твоем акке? хочется поиграть, а негде

[true plover]

And the job search begins

[simple drift]

gl

[merry belfry]

oh gosh I used to work at a circle k and it was that worst time of my life :<

[teal bramble]

chick fil A

wtf happened to ur job

[true plover]

Listen

The shit I put up with here daily

For nearly 2 years now

Anything would be better

I push nearly 70 hours a week

No overtime since I’m “salary”

6 days a week

7am-6ish pm

I’ve had only Mondays off

[teal bramble]

super grok

@desert cairn superketo eta

[desert cairn]

fr

[carmine elk]

til tiktok flags 67 comments as a community guidelines violation

fuh naw

[merry belfry]

omg I can feel this one

[main timber]

appeal

[merry belfry]

I work the night shifts cause it pays the best and oh gosh how tiresome

I'd go home from 6-8 am then sleep to 9pm and go back to work at 10 T^T

I always clock in while yawning and looking like a dang zombie

[teal bramble]

FUCK U

[chilly bear]

i don't agree with this warn #public-mod-logs message

[simple drift]

only time i will ever use this cable

migration assistant

[main timber]

how would u disagree with that doesnt even say what message he got warned for

[teal bramble]

what

[chilly bear]

ill do whatever i want

[simple drift]

migration assistant

[teal bramble]

how dou never use thunderbolt

[simple drift]

ok it was definitely worth it

[simple drift]

what would i use thunderbolt for

wait

no

i’m lying

[teal bramble]

??

[simple drift]

displayport

is thunderbolt

only thunderbolt thing i use is external display

[teal bramble]

do u not charge ur macbook with the port

[simple drift]

other than that what would i use thunderbolt for

[simple drift]

that’s just usb-c power delivery

i use the ports

just not thunderbolt

[teal bramble]

its the same thing

[simple drift]

the tech

also

magsafe

[teal bramble]

freak.

[simple drift]

[teal bramble]

i wonder if theres a power delivery difference if u use magsafe vs usbc

cuz i think i have a 75w brick

[simple drift]

i think magsafe is faster

[teal bramble]

is the usbc port capped

[simple drift]

i think usbc is limited

maybe 65w

i’m not sure

[teal bramble]

fak u apple

[coarse wedge]

Happy 50th birthday to Apple!

[simple drift]

i have a 100w brick

[teal bramble]

Happy 50th birthday to Apple!

[simple drift]

this might take a while

Happy 50th birthday to Apple!

[teal bramble]

probably not

its like

gigabit

transfer

[simple drift]

yeah ig

[teal bramble]

Faster than ethernet

[simple drift]

it’s like 2 or 3 gigabit

actually

i think

[teal bramble]

6 or 7

[simple drift]

bro why is the corners of this laptop so sharp

ts stabs me whenever i pick it up

the bottom not the top

ughhhhhhhhhhgghhghghhhhh

ok is gone down to an hour

eta lied

42 minutes

ok

37 minutes

ok

i have a hunch it’s still lying

[teal bramble]

what macbook is ts

[simple drift]

which

[teal bramble]

the one that stabs u

[simple drift]

old or new

[teal bramble]

wtf

what are u switching to

[simple drift]

this one

old one was fine

[teal bramble]

oh

[simple drift]

no fan hole

[teal bramble]

oh u got one already?

[simple drift]

old one is a m1 air

[simple drift]

yeah it literally just got here

[teal bramble]

tuff as hell

enjoy ur meal

[simple drift]

fr

[teal bramble]

i wish i got a m4 pro ......

im gonna sell my m4 and buy a m5 pro

[simple drift]

this thing’s display is orgasmically nice

[teal bramble]

fr

[simple drift]

it’s crazy

so bright

so colour

[teal bramble]

pro displays are so awesome

[simple drift]

so smooth

[teal bramble]

14" or 16"

[simple drift]

this still pmo

[wary badge]

[US] In Stock: Flex Pendant Mount - 3 (QTY 1000) @polar python

[narrow crown]

what was 67 days ago

[teal bramble]

1st jan

not anymore tho

[narrow crown]

guys its mar10 day

get it

get it

get it

[teal bramble]

i do not get it

enlighten us

[simple drift]

no

[narrow crown]

mar10 like mario

[teal bramble]

Ohhhh

lame ass joke

nvm im sory

[simple drift]

why it no say macbook pro

[loud valve]

peak

[simple drift]

why did they get rid of that

[teal bramble]

cuz they Bujms and they dont know how to engrave

probably

[simple drift]

this one cool say air

new one no cool no say pro

[teal bramble]

@simple drift @simple drift @simple drift @simple drift @simple drift @simple drift @simple drift @simple drift

[simple drift]

14”

16” weighs 7 tons and is too big

i like 14”

yay migration done

[teal bramble]

i heard that the 16" speakers are genuinely insane

[simple drift]

they have the same speakers no?

[teal bramble]

they bigger and fatter

more tech in them

i think

[simple drift]

i guess bro

[teal bramble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB6lgq2pP5Q

not really a fair comparison because of the hinged speakers and side speakers

[wary badge]

Is this loss?

[simple drift]

what is this

[fiery meadow]

No, I still got 191gb left from my storage

[wary badge]

I mean whatever it is its cache

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/sandpaper-sanding-sanding-wood-smoothing-wood-gif-13267186

[wary badge]

I think youll live

[simple drift]

oh yeah

i didn’t even see the word cache

ok yeah idc

[obsidian lake]

I’m sorry bro but you shouldn’t need AI to do that 😭

[stark spruce]

hi guys

did someone here run the i phone simulator

[sour monolith]

Hi

[boreal tree]

When is appetize demo adding Apple Watches

[half raft]

Father, forgive me, I am sorry for my sins.

[main timber]

yes we should

[half raft]

I need an ai that can clean my house

https://tenor.com/view/john-wick-coins-counting-gif-4070207865159771339

[obsidian lake]

Nah I’m just saying setting up a reverse proxy is super simple and not really a task you need AI for lol

[half raft]

Why not setup your own vpn

[obsidian lake]

Could do that too but you need to pay for a server overseas if you want anything reliable

[half raft]

Or you can use paid VPN that have been audited

You get private DNS aswell and IKS

Sometimes Purevpn have Lifetime deal at like 250$

[simple drift]

i have like 200 days of mullvad

and like a month of airvpn

no

[half raft]

ANd yes they are no longer in Hong Kund they are now in british virgin islnd

[main timber]

yo we not buying some no name vpn for 250 dollars 😭

windscribe or mullvad thats it

[half raft]

I use PureVPn since years its better then mulvad

[main timber]

how

[half raft]

More locations, no logs policy audited

Dns and more

[main timber]

mullvad literally has all of that too?

[half raft]

P2P and QR encryption

[main timber]

yeah

[half raft]

Yeah well purevpn is popular you might just not have heard it before

Usually its 80$/2years

[worthy garden]

opsec

[simple drift]

someone send that script to fix 1440p displays on macos

[half raft]

Use 4k or 1080p

[main timber]

im so freakin opsec boi

[half raft]

As a canadian npo i have to disclose my name and address publicly so

[main timber]

whats ur name and address then

[half raft]

Look for it

[simple drift]

@low mortar whats that that script to fix 1440p displays on macos

it broke on my new laptop after transfer now all my stuff on my monitor looks off

[main timber]

let me use my osint skills rq

[half raft]

If you wish

Just have to google it lol

[untold helm]

Ok 71 ad partners on a cybersecurity website

[half raft]

What you mean

[ornate latch]

Do you seriously not read anything properly

[half raft]

I was joking

[ornate latch]

No

You weren't

It's very clear you weren't

[half raft]

lol if you say so

[main timber]

Its not that deep holy

[half raft]

I have a 55 inch 4k 120hz tv

[ornate latch]

I'm not saying it is either

[main timber]

Why are u pressing him tho

[half raft]

PS5 can handle easliy 1440

[ornate latch]

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/cyberstalking-suspect-arrested-after-vpn-providers-shared-logs-with-the-fbi/

Yeah bro, no logs

100% no logs

[simple drift]

@ornate latch do yk what the script im on abt is or no

[half raft]

Yeah that was back when they where in Hong Kong as i said

[simple drift]

i dont wanna have to pirate betterdisplay

[ornate latch]

No, but I heard about it before

[simple drift]

hm

[half raft]

Since then they move to British Virgin Island and regain trust with audit

[ornate latch]

Idk what it is for though

[main timber]

worst website ive ever fucking seen holy shit

[ornate latch]

I still wouldn't trust them

[half raft]

You can

I am not doing anything shady

Use tor for that lol

[ornate latch]

Their website gives slop company vibes ngl

[main timber]

no one is gonna buy ur products mrichard lol with that design

[half raft]

Yeah i am deppressed

[spark yacht]

From what I gather mulvad allows paying via crypto

[main timber]

got a honey sponsor too for some reason 😭

[ornate latch]

LMAO

[half raft]

Purevpn to i think but yeah

[spark yacht]

So you can buy it without them getting your info

[main timber]

with cash too lol

[ornate latch]

Fucking Honey dude

[half raft]

Damn I still have the honey thing on which page? hahaha

[spark yacht]

How do you pay using cash?

[main timber]

mail the cash to their office

[half raft]

Sending them by mail with code

[spark yacht]

Lmao

[half raft]

Pay in gold

[ornate latch]

Never forget when the Swedish police basically made the best ad possible for Mullvad when they raided one of their properties and found no user info on their servers

[half raft]

Thats an audit

Purevpn also pass random audit but yeah I just use it when connecting on shady network or to visit suspicious website, things like that

I just like that my isp don't see what I am doing

Its an additional layer to go trought

[ornate latch]

They can still easily see it

[half raft]

Encryption start from the device and its not isp dns

They can see the ip

But not the traffics content

[ornate latch]

Hm

[half raft]

My job had an unecrypted network and i work there 5 years, my boss was telling me I had suspicious traffic (Cause i was using vm) so i start using vpn and he was like now its all encrypted and was mad hahah

[velvet zenith]

My job had an unecrypted network and i work there 5 years, my boss was telling me I had suspicious traffic (Cause i was using vm) so i start using vpn and he was like now its all encrypted and was mad hahah

[ornate latch]

My job had an unecrypted network and i work there 5 years, my boss was telling me I had suspicious traffic (Cause i was using vm) so i start using vpn and he was like now its all encrypted and was mad hahah

[half raft]

lol

[rich dune]

My job had an unecrypted network and i work there 5 years, my boss was telling me I had suspicious traffic (Cause i was using vm) so i start using vpn and he was like now its all encrypted and was mad hahah

broke the chain

[half raft]

That was before unlimited data was a thing, had like only 2gb per month

[ornate latch]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn @teal bramble @polar python We respect privacy #DebianForLife

[rich dune]

@half raft debian sid?

[simple drift]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn @teal bramble @polar python We respect privacy #DebianForLife

[rich dune]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn @teal bramble @polar python We respect privacy #DebianForLife

[half raft]

Session ID?

[rich dune]

[ornate latch]

Fake Debian user

[half raft]

lol i am Deb rn

[rich dune]

Sid?? Trixie?

[half raft]

Trixie yeah

Debian 13

[rich dune]

everything except sid is slop

[half raft]

hmm

What mean slop?

Ai hater use that all the times but at the end of the day it work lol

[rich dune]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slop

[half raft]

loll

[ornate latch]

Thx

[rich dune]

.

[chilly bear]

im gonna slop u

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Im gonna give u that good SLOP

[half raft]

Damn son

[ornate latch]

Woah woah woah

[half raft]

So its a good thing right

[ornate latch]

Rule 1

[spark yacht]

No it’s a bad thing

[half raft]

Hmmmmm

https://tenor.com/view/happy-mr-miyagi-noriyuki-pat-morita-the-karate-kid-proud-gif-2535644232337882816

Alright

https://tenor.com/view/sloppy-steaks-slop-em-up-i-think-you-should-leave-gif-22389111

[chilly bear]

son

[spark yacht]

Ai is slop

[half raft]

Nice man, i need to use ai more then

[spark yacht]

Not the good kind

[half raft]

joke haha

[spark yacht]

I use it more to drain the oceans

[rich dune]

@teal bramble avg voidai cliebt

[half raft]

What is Voidai

[spark yacht]

Not because I like it

[half raft]

I use Duck.ai

[chilly bear]

slopping until it's drained

yep

[half raft]

It evaporate pff

and come back as rain

Idiot

[bitter hemlock]

Hello

[velvet zenith]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn @teal bramble @polar python We respect privacy #DebianForLife

[teal bramble]

Yep

[half raft]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-elmo-raining-thunder-lightning-gif-6192438856155628221

[spark yacht]

Well tell that to the people who think it’s true

[teal bramble]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn @teal bramble @polar python We respect privacy #DebianForLife

[half raft]

I will

Its science

Ozone layer

We cannot destroy matters, only transform it

Water, gas, water

Tho it might rain it in Africa haha

https://tenor.com/view/school-be-like-gif-10623137640846811115

[spark yacht]

I take it you genuinely like ai

Even if it’s not draining oceans it’s still bad

[half raft]

I think its useful, but we must not abuse it cause it stop reflexion

[bitter hemlock]

Who believes Ai drains the oceans

Whaat

[half raft]

I allow myself to use it since I learn to code before ai was a thing

But yeah it kill our creativity, but you can do a 2 days job in 2h sometimes

What i hate is the new cost of GPU

[spark yacht]

A lot of people

[half raft]

But yeah i was a ai hater to before haha

[bitter hemlock]

Haha

[half raft]

It took so many programmation and data analyst job sight

[spark yacht]

I don’t think they know how water cooling works

[half raft]

They don't know basic physics lol

[bitter hemlock]

I dont think they have a brain

[half raft]

https://tenor.com/view/physics-gif-24650190

And we call these peoples proffessional and pay them better then average workers lol

They are like the illluminati and flat earters

[rich dune]

@half raft get like

a hobby

or a job

[half raft]

https://tenor.com/view/illuminati-triangle-eye-pyramid-conspiracy-theory-gif-1208222873168159165

[bitter hemlock]

I think he has a job already

And a hobby

[half raft]

I had an interview this morning haha

Just come back

[bitter hemlock]

I slept this morning 10 hours

Or 11

[half raft]

Damn danial san

Denial San

You know what ddos is but you know what a TDOS is?

[teal bramble]

terminal denial of service

gg

[half raft]

Also called Telephone Denial of Service attack, it concist to send thousand of call via internet to a number

[bitter hemlock]

Sounds nice to do

[half raft]

Doing so to 911 can get you ins serious problem haha

But doing that to scammers Hmmm noice

https://tenor.com/view/noice-nice-click-gif-8843762

[bitter hemlock]

And then the scammers will send gang members to your door

[half raft]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-john-wick-attack-gif-367390924892411509

[spark yacht]

If you live in the same country as the scammers

[simple drift]

how tf am i meant to use the rest of my menu bar items with that in the way bruh

[bitter hemlock]

Make ur screen smaller

[half raft]

Most scammers are in india sadly but hey thats not all scammers

I have indian friend who try to succeed in life and are very nice peoples

[worthy garden]

Hui.

[spark yacht]

The rest are in Nigeria

[half raft]

But like in every country theres bad and good peoples

Classic

[bitter hemlock]

Yesyes

[half raft]

Just saying, a study has been made on that and most scams in the world originated from india

[worthy garden]

We respect privacy #DebianForLife

[teal bramble]

who wouldve thought

[half raft]

Yeah privacy

[worthy garden]

how to rp with voidai!!!!!!!!!!!

[spark yacht]

I assume you are Indian?

[rich dune]

We respect privacy #DebianForLife

[half raft]

No lol

[worthy garden]

We respect privacy #DebianForLife

[half raft]

I am Canadian

[rich dune]

We respect privacy #DebianForLife

[spark yacht]

Oh

[half raft]

I own a non profit org about Cybersecurity and Fraud Prevention

[teal bramble]

so indian

[bitter hemlock]

I fight with polar bears too

[half raft]

Fully Canadian

[spark yacht]

Wow what’s the name?

[half raft]

MRichard333

Weird name I knnow

https://MRichard333.com

[worthy garden]

@teal bramble Hu.

[half raft]

I need to remove google, I am at like 85$/100$ when I get paid I will remove alot of trackers I promess haha

And all the ads

[bitter hemlock]

ads are easy to remove

[half raft]

But servers alone cost me about 350$/month

[stark spruce]

@rich dune

[half raft]

Yeah you can use ad blocker and script blockers

[stark spruce]

hello meighler

[bitter hemlock]

yesyess

[rich dune]

trackers

We respect privacy #DebianForLife

Make up your mind

[half raft]

Not month lol years

[worthy garden]

Hi

[rich dune]

a, hi dings

[simple drift]

no

[half raft]

1 px

[bitter hemlock]

Yes

[worthy garden]

a, hi dings

[rich dune]

@half raft

[ornate latch]

TDoS ain't a real term dawg

[stark spruce]

did you get the vphoen thing to run

[bitter hemlock]

What does DDOS stand for

[half raft]

Hmm

[bitter hemlock]

In english

[simple drift]

distributed denial of service

[ornate latch]

Distributed denial of service

[half raft]

Yeah but privacy policy state it

[rich dune]

i only have a x86 thinkpad so I physically can’t

[stark spruce]

u should help me

to get it to run

[low mortar]

I use the app BetterDisplay

[half raft]

I am a piece of shit, that no one can fix

[rich dune]

are you using vphone-cli

[simple drift]

yeah i just cracked betterdisplay

[stark spruce]

ye

[rich dune]

what error

[simple drift]

cuz

i forgot what the script is called

[stark spruce]

nun happens

[simple drift]

another thing

how tf do i see my menu bar items with a fatass notch in the way

[ornate latch]

It doesn't mention you use our data for trackers

[half raft]

lol

Hmm, damn I change the privacy policy for Zerotrust you right its to basic, I will work on that sorry and thanks alot

[chilly bear]

Triple Denial of Service attack

[half raft]

Tought I had separate them

[stark spruce]

@rich dune

[simple drift]

of course this exists

[chilly bear]

DDoS but with 3 machines specifically

[simple drift]

huge esc key keeps throwing me off im used to tiny one

[chilly bear]

huge keeps throwing me off im used to tiny

[simple drift]

ok

[half raft]

Aight times to go take it easy guys

[ornate latch]

Thank you for your thorough insight, Mr. Null

[rich dune]

uhh try setting it up manually idk

[chilly bear]

np

[stark spruce]

how

i didnt disable SIP

[rich dune]

https://github.com/Lakr233/vphone-cli#manual-setup

[bitter hemlock]

How does DDoS work?

Do they first get your public IP with an ip grabber and then overload it?

[stark spruce]

yeah but i have to do this first

[ornate latch]

There's a tool called Google

It will answer all of your questions

[bitter hemlock]

Ok

Thanks

[exotic thistle]

eh yeah something like that

[half raft]

Its mainly for website/server

Ip are dynamics

unlike static ip

[chilly bear]

ok

sorry

[main timber]

anyone could do that if u just could pick a random ip, what they do is use a botnet

[half raft]

A kid of 7 yo can do it

[main timber]

a bunch of pcs

[half raft]

Illegal

[chilly bear]

how do you know that?

[main timber]

if they ping the server yeah

[half raft]

Ack seq request mainly

Handshake simulation

Theres paid service for that

[half raft]

That would be DOS not a DDOS

[main timber]

yeah

i know that

[half raft]

Good

[main timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1435594093416681583/1480471839540252814/togif.e4f19fe8.gif

[half raft]

Theres a kid of 14yo I think, he hack the nasa in the 90's haha

[simple drift]

so much storage

[half raft]

Same

Have dual boot 500gb

Mac pro

300 for mac and 200 for deb

[carmine drum]

Hey

[half raft]

Come on guys, gimme the embed perms, I won't spam, I am almost 30 yo haha

Welcome Aiden

[carmine drum]

Holy cap i know you're not 30..

[chilly bear]

DDoSing the world rn

[half raft]

I am 28 haha

lol

[simple drift]

⚠️

[carmine drum]

Cap

[half raft]

I can tell by your expression that you we are not the same generation

[red hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079201173422227506/1459840121523278100/twitter_2010105996572529130.gif

[bitter hemlock]

[lone willow]

🫪

[simple drift]

ok

[untold helm]

To a extent

[queen osprey]

Hey how should I go about side loading apps on my iPad 9th gen?

[untold helm]

they need a port or input that they can shove into without rate limiting

[untold helm]

What iOS

[queen osprey]

18.5

I don't really know much about it since it's my first Apple product

I've had it for a few months now and I've just used it for general use stuff

[bitter hemlock]

U want to sideload?

[queen osprey]

Yeah for some apps and stuff

[bitter hemlock]

Esign is good for sideloading

[queen osprey]

Isn't there an app called sideloady

Sorry if I got that wrong

[bitter hemlock]

Yes well u can use that but u need a pc

For sideloadly

[simple drift]

no

[bitter hemlock]

For beginners

it is

[simple drift]

if you HAVE a cert

[bitter hemlock]

If no pc

[simple drift]

which you do for esign

[queen osprey]

I do have a PC

[simple drift]

you should use feather instead

esign is a shit app

[bitter hemlock]

Rn theres a free cert that isnt revoked

[simple drift]

ok

then use it with feather

[bitter hemlock]

I use that

[simple drift]

not esign

[bitter hemlock]

Why

[simple drift]

esign is spyware

[bitter hemlock]

What exactly does it spy

[ornate latch]

Your device

[simple drift]

you

[bitter hemlock]

Damn

Can u get feather without a pc?

[simple drift]

esign is just sketchy as shit

[simple drift]

install feather the same way you install esign

with the cert

in a browser

[bitter hemlock]

Ok

Ty

[simple drift]

they do the same thing

[bitter hemlock]

Ok

[simple drift]

@queen osprey use https://sidestore.io

[queen osprey]

Ah thank you

I believe I was trying to attempt this before late at night

I know because I have the local Dev VPN app already installed

[bitter hemlock]

Where to download festher?

[simple drift]

if you need help with it join their discord

[bitter hemlock]

Feather

[queen osprey]

From the GitHub from what I'm getting

[simple drift]

https://github.com/claration/Feather/releases/download/v2.6.0/Feather.ipa

[queen osprey]

I remember I sideloaded on an old ass iPad before I forgot what I was using though

I figured things changed because of that was a while ago

[simple drift]

if youre on 17.0 or older you can sideload with something called trollstore which is way better

[queen osprey]

Ah that's unfortunate

I'm not

What program should I use on my computer to sideload these apps?

[simple drift]

sideloadly ig

or actually

plumeimpactor

https://github.com/claration/Impactor/releases/

[queen osprey]

Sweeet

I can install it on my Linux computer

Thank you for the help

Usually good at modding stuff but like I said I don't touch Apple stuff

[simple drift]

ITS A NEW BATTERY

IM IN 1.3 SECONDS

W REFURB

[delicate trench]

any news on ios 26.1 jailbreak

[lunar nest]

no

[worthy garden]

Ok.

[bitter hemlock]

What website to use to get feather? Like which one to install it

Ipa file

[versed sun]

You normally get new battery’s when you get brand new devices

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRubcAB6/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Apple TV (@appletv)

❤️ 4.5K 💬 34 🔁 412

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Mar 10, 2026, 1:10 PM

[teal bramble]

what is tim “apple” cook doing

[simple drift]

its a refurb and they generally dont replace the battery in a referb unless its below 80% health

so i got lucky

[ornate latch]

Thank you Alexander Catto

[red hinge]

isn't this wwdc 25 stuff

[polar python]

Thank you Alexander Catto

[chrome peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688122301975363591/1312880077255475210/flip.gif

[thick tapir]

why is it mirrored aswell

[dense zinc]

true

[terse dome]

new reaction just dropped

[woven wolf]

Is macOS 26.3.2 only for MacBook neo?

https://x.com/iswupdates/status/2031438636080681056?s=46 posted without saying it’s only for MacBook neo so thought I’d check

iSoftware Updates (@iSWUpdates)

macOS Tahoe 26.3.2 (25D2140) has been released. #macOS2632

X · Mar 10, 2026, 6:34 PM

[simple drift]

yea

i love not having to use a dongle

and actually having the storage to fully install logic instruments

[untold helm]

🎮

[simple drift]

dfuing my old laptop to sell it on ebay and it is taking sooooooooo long for what

my macbook pro didnt take this long

[shell flume]

is it possible to debug an ipa on windows?

[simple drift]

erm

[ornate latch]

Haha

[simple drift]

i turned it on and it apparently completely restored

sooooooo

we ball

[chilly bear]

no it's broken

wont survive 2 reboots

[simple drift]

[simple drift]

[glass basin]

@chilly bear Yo

[chilly bear]

sorry

[glass basin]

Bro is playing mc jb server

[polar python]

Bro is playing mc jb server

[chilly bear]

how do you know this.

hacker

[glass basin]

Yes.

[cold apex]

does anyone know if i can turn a 6th gen ipod touch into a mp3 player

[glass basin]

can you fix my python.

[polar python]

Fuck do i look like claude

[glass basin]

Yes

you do infact

[polar python]

Copy music over itunes and use music.app

Or any music app w local file support

[glass basin]

Copy music over itunes and use music.app

[polar python]

Yeah true

[glass basin]

Okay bro i found my issue

my offsets are off

[polar python]

You're absolutely right!

[worthy garden]

yes

[worthy garden]

fuck you .

[polar python]

Dudes making a pokemon bot

[glass basin]

yes

for switch

[cold apex]

ty goat

[dim sluice]

how can i remove apple id or screen time password on ios 26?

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/polymarket/status/2031398299371020788?s=46 bruh

Polymarket (@Polymarket)

BREAKING: Amazon reportedly holds mandatory meeting after “vibe coded” changes trigger major outages.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 10, 2026, 3:54 PM

[glass basin]

😮‍💨

[polar python]

@teal bramble Look what you did buddy

[glass basin]

@teal bramble Look what you did buddy

[simple drift]

this macbook screen is so fucking bright

oh my god

this is amazing

[glass basin]

Turn down brightness

[simple drift]

cant you make it even bright

er

[glass basin]

adjust the brightness bro.

can’t be that difficult

[chrome peak]

chainsaw man is ending waow

[compact cobalt]

alright i'm gonna try gnome ngl

[chilly bear]

dont

[glass basin]

Bro let him try

[compact cobalt]

why not

[glass basin]

it’s bascially windows

[chilly bear]

virus

[compact cobalt]

???

how

[glass basin]

layout

idk

[chilly bear]

use openbox

[compact cobalt]

not at all lmao

[glass basin]

nobody likes gnome

[compact cobalt]

i'm using cosmic right now

[glass basin]

use i3

no balls

[chilly bear]

then i won't use it

[glass basin]

??

[coarse wedge]

why the fuck was there never a camera folder on ios

do i need to kill someone to find that out

such a stupid fucking decision

really stupid

whoever made that decision is an imbecile who doesnt deserve to say a single fucking word now

i accidentaly delete important photos from the library while deleting other shit

motherfuckers

[long plover]

anyone else facing that ppq error from hours?

[dim sluice]

how can i unlock ios 26 screen time code?

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[polar python]

doesnt ios have dcim folder

[polar python]

apples verfification servers r fucked rn

[long plover]

it is causing some issues on my devices, any way to bypass that

?

i think we can disable ppq but it required jailbreak afaik?

[polar python]

what r u trying to do

[long plover]

installing app using dev profile

[polar python]

yeah i think u gotta just wait it out unless ur jailbroken / have trollstore

i cant even install my own apps from xcode

[long plover]

[chilly bear]

great 👍

[long plover]

they don't even have a status page

[dim sluice]

which tool are you using ?

[long plover]

xcode

using provisoning profile to install app on my iphone

[chilly bear]

@glass basin u?

[shell flume]

?

[chilly bear]

prolly not

idk

[shell flume]

really can’t use xcode on macOS, i tried doing hackintosh but the performance is unbearable

[simple drift]

skull

[shell flume]

what about debugging on the same ios device?

[long plover]

what is skull

[simple drift]

[long plover]

😭 i thought u were suggesting some solution

[polar python]

2 hours and no acknowledgement from apple

[long plover]

do they even gaf about developers

[simple drift]

how did you contact them

[polar python]

i didnt

its not on https://developer.apple.com/system-status/ tho

[long plover]

not able to run my app on online platforms too

seems like enterprise certs are down too

[glass basin]

Yes

[polar python]

running ios apps on mac works for now ig

rip intel users

[ornate latch]

SKULL_SKELETON

[glass basin]

Fuck you

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle somethings telling me youre still jobless....

[polar python]

Fuck you

[ornate latch]

Fuck you

[coarse ginkgo]

please do

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Please help us on the case

[polar python]

@teal bramble Please help us on the case

[spark yacht]

If it’s just attaching a debugger yes

[simple drift]

@teal bramble Please help us on the case

[spark yacht]

Actually using it to debug is another matter

[glass basin]

@teal bramble Please help us on the case

[spark yacht]

Mods mass pinging

[glass basin]

Mods mass pinging

[polar python]

@teal bramble Please help us on the case

[long plover]

what case

[simple drift]

i love having storage

[spark yacht]

Love somehow filling up my 512gb Mac

[wind musk]

Who wnats 100 HashCoin im giving it away (its an crypto)

[simple drift]

i just transferred from a 256gb so this is liberating

old

[long plover]

love filling my 200 gb space with emulators images

[simple drift]

vs

new

[long plover]

i just need better ram 🙁

16 gb is so shite even on m5

[polar python]

Who wnats 100 HashCoin im giving it away (its an crypto)

[spark yacht]

You will somehow fill it up

Don’t worry

[wind musk]

Atleast you can afford an new macbook

[long plover]

0.000036 USD

[polar python]

I love Xcode!!!!!!!!!

[simple drift]

they updated the icon but havent bothered to update the splash screen since like mojave

ok

[wind musk]

I have 100 euros worth of it lol

[simple drift]

i love logic pro!!!!!!!

[wind musk]

[polar python]

Bro got 100 pounds in fart coin

[wind musk]

How yall afford so expenive apple prodocuts

[simple drift]

job

refurbished

ts was £1100

[wind musk]

Ye my salsry is 700

[polar python]

im not even going to check how much i paid for my macbook

its better i dont look

[simple drift]

save up

[long plover]

ended up wasting money by upgrading from my m2 pro to macbook pro m5

[wind musk]

And i have to have rent; food; taxes; and other gas and at the end like 20 euros but i put that for savings for an morgage

Im 19 btw

[simple drift]

better job

[ornate latch]

Otherwise you're gonna negotiate to get a refund and stay with the laptop like a real Jew

[simple drift]

shrug

sell car

use public transport

[glass basin]

wtf

[long plover]

sell house

use streets

[simple drift]

what 250gb of apps could you POSSIBLY have

[wind musk]

Bruh

[velvet zenith]

If u bought a macbook right before they released the m5 pro they wouldve upgraded u to the m5 pro

[polar python]

xcode cache shows in there for some reason

[long plover]

DOTA

[polar python]

and local llms

[wind musk]

I live in rural portugal

[simple drift]

oh ig

[ornate latch]

250 GBs of gay porn hidden as apps

[simple drift]

teleport

[simple drift]

i believe this

[polar python]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn hes ready to cook

[ornate latch]

Cloid

[long plover]

cloid

[wind musk]

Yum 😋

[simple drift]

@polar python

[polar python]

i will not be patient btw

[simple drift]

make some beats in fl while u wait

[wind musk]

Yall guess my job

It has to do with children

[long plover]

teacher

[simple drift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njX2bu-_Vw4

ts looks so good on mbp

damn

[long plover]

do u have a mbp?

probably with 512gb storage and 32 gb ram

[wind musk]

Hell yeah

[long plover]

unemployment is the best job ever

[half raft]

Agreed

For the riches

[simple drift]

THEY WERE NOT JOKING ABOUT THE FLASHBANG

BRO

[half raft]

Damn son

[simple drift]

its so bright

[half raft]

I know I am pretty smart thanks

[spark yacht]

Does the m1 air not support hdr?

[simple drift]

it has an lcd

so it doesnt count

[spark yacht]

Oh wait they released the oled pro?

[half raft]

https://tenor.com/view/satisfaction-satisfied-reflection-marbles-marble-gif-22917288

[simple drift]

wtf

[simple drift]

its miniled no

[half raft]

Damn

[simple drift]

but miniled and regular lcd are very different

[half raft]

Maintenance

What about Qned?

Thats what I have on my tv

[dense valve]

Works fine for me

[half raft]

Local http error then

[simple drift]

[e-mail]

[half raft]

Have you recently been engaged in Unusual activity

[dense valve]

Def my email

[simple drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1003795947375046698/1170389812486877375/togif-1.gif

[spark yacht]

Is there a difference between LED and miniLED?

[simple drift]

led isnt a display technology

an led is just a light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhFwPAfwdLo

ai slop video explaining

ai voice decent visuals

[spark yacht]

LED is in the thumbnail bruh

My Mac has an ips display and it looks good

[dense valve]

🫈

[thick tapir]

led displays are a thing though

its literally a display made of an array of leds

[coarse wedge]

nah (whats externally accessible from pc is all on certain dates (not just camera)

[half raft]

What about Door bell camera

There encrytion with password

BUt its optional and disable by default which is stupid lol

Alteast on mine

Yeah E2EE

My bad i didn't read the convos properlu

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/did-unc-snap-unc-snap-pluggnb-pluggn-raper-gif-10567216136899552110

[amber plinth]

Question can iOS 12 to be jailbreak?

[half raft]

im 28 chill

[narrow crown]

yess!! yess!! yippee!!

[dense valve]

yes

https://ios.cfw.guide/installing-chimera

[warm gate]

hello

[long plover]

hello noah

[chilly bear]

noah is that you

from second grade

[quiet charm]

ISpilledIsoAlcoholOnMyKeyboardAndNowSpaceDoesn'tRegister

Help

😭

[ornate latch]

ISpilledIsoAlcoholOnMyKeyboardAndNowSpaceDoesn'tRegister

[chilly bear]

how are there spaces in your bio then?

[quiet charm]

IWroteMyBioBeforeIAccidentallySpilledIsoAlcoholOnMyKeyboardMrsEinstein