general

[true plover]

Fr

[desert cairn]

Stupid fucking Indian

[velvet zenith]

Maybe u shouldve picked the listing where they put it on ur email directly

Moron

[half raft]

Hey

[desert cairn]

I did yesterday

Moron

[fervent dove]

Hey @desert cairn, have a look at this!

Rule 1 - Incivility

No personal attacks, accusations, harassment, sexism, racism, transphobia, or general malicious behavior. This includes, but is not limited to comments that we deem to be of this nature.

[half raft]

You can\t work on boobs but on ass you can

[desert cairn]

They're all the same btw

[velvet zenith]

Shouldve done that in the first place

[wary badge]

Meggy. Dont leak.

[polar python]

You can\t work on boobs but on ass you can

[velvet zenith]

Never had an issue

[desert cairn]

You change your email and it's already your account

[true plover]

It got hot

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith @polar python @ornate latch How come I don't get the mommy in my DMs and only slurs?

[true plover]

Just being on the bios

[real cobalt]

What is that

[velvet zenith]

Mines still working

[true plover]

😭

[teal bramble]

Cheers

[half raft]

Damn son

[wary badge]

Im horrified to find out

[muted shuttle]

Ive never had someone call me mommy in DMs that is reserved for my future bf

[velvet zenith]

Keto give this "guy" a usb c cable

[desert cairn]

No

[real cobalt]

Thinks

[teal bramble]

i feel like pro is just “think longer” at the end of the user prompt

[polar python]

Keto give this "guy" a usb c cable

[desert cairn]

It's on 5% it has another hour

[half raft]

How much do you weight?

[desert cairn]

67 lbs

[polar python]

How much do you weight?

[true plover]

At least 1

[half raft]

I am kinda sexy

[teal bramble]

80kg

[dense valve]

128kg

[half raft]

But don't want crazy fat wife haha

[wild pelican]

who on earth thought to chuck their dick in a fucking m&m's tube 😭

[desert cairn]

Classy car

[half raft]

Already try that

[true plover]

Vro is down bad

🥀

[teal bramble]

jef putting in dedication

[wild pelican]

does it even feel good?

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Check insta

[dense valve]

What even happened to classy car after his ban

[true plover]

Jef don’t you have a wife or something

[teal bramble]

death

[desert cairn]

Useless

[muted shuttle]

He bought more ewaste

[desert cairn]

He's still the same

[dense valve]

Ah ok

Makes sense

[polar python]

classy car has shower curtains as doors

[half raft]

My cat weight 5 pounds

[muted shuttle]

From here yes

[true plover]

That’s just affordable hardware for him

[teal bramble]

im doing ts to my girl

[muted shuttle]

Forever ago

[wild pelican]

isn't jef gay?

[teal bramble]

peak idea

[dense valve]

Long time ago

[hasty jungle]

i have a personal vendetta against his desk arrangement

[chilly bear]

yea

[true plover]

Yes

He wants me

[wild pelican]

oh, ethandoesmc is gay, nvm

[true plover]

[desert cairn]

Acatto was telling us about his girl's head game for some reason

[wild pelican]

wait, where he went?

[teal bramble]

?

[muted shuttle]

?

[teal bramble]

proof in dms

[chilly bear]

all of them

[teal bramble]

or didnt happen

[dense valve]

#public-mod-logs message

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith @polar python @ornate latch

[hasty jungle]

habibipluto

[teal bramble]

didnt happen

idk what ur on about

[wild pelican]

such a shame i will never have a gf lulz

[desert cairn]

Ok

[true plover]

Lulz

[desert cairn]

Ur worse than shadow

[muted shuttle]

OK we get it you hate women

[desert cairn]

Same lowkey

[half raft]

Damn

[true plover]

Rt

[half raft]

Its generalising

You might just hate the majority

Feminism one

[true plover]

I hate minorities

[teal bramble]

w incel

[wary badge]

Oh my god

[desert cairn]

Same lowkey

[muted shuttle]

[true plover]

Well

[dense valve]

Same lowkey

[true plover]

Ig it would be self hate

[half raft]

If sexist is bad then what is feminism?

[velvet zenith]

yeah he was

[wild pelican]

not even cuz of that

[velvet zenith]

freak ass

[hexed lily]

[true plover]

[wild pelican]

i'm way too chopped for a gf

[desert cairn]

Ok

[teal bramble]

didnt happen idk what ur on about

[true plover]

Hi Rick

[chilly bear]

fr

[winter meadow]

Me too

[muted shuttle]

So you hate women for that reason

Interesting

[teal bramble]

hello rick

[true plover]

Why are the blue people here

[dense valve]

hi rick!

[teal bramble]

how have u been

[muted shuttle]

Acting like I do anything

[true plover]

So many Bleu

[hexed lily]

I’m just here to say hi to my people

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[teal bramble]

inspect element

[true plover]

[hexed lily]

I’ve been well, hope you all are good

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Is this worse than excavator/tow truck

[true plover]

Vro has a fake job and STILL can’t do anything

[wild pelican]

i mean... it's essentially natural selection

[half raft]

https://tenor.com/view/carpenter-brut-turbo-killer-gif-6242914803478325413

[teal bramble]

ts sentence was “She gives me flowers”

[desert cairn]

Hey

[muted shuttle]

Im great I just want my switch oled and aliexpress slop to arrive

[wild pelican]

good candidates chosen, weak candidates deprecated

[velvet zenith]

Hello dominc fried

[chilly bear]

fr

[true plover]

It’s ok I might be unemployed soon anyway for a second

[half raft]

Satanism girl meanwhile be there forcing people to eat flowers

[teal bramble]

hows being a dad treating u

[true plover]

[desert cairn]

Do u hate me

[hasty jungle]

@polar python https://www.reddit.com/r/appletv/comments/1rpl79r/just_another_jellfyfinembyaddon_media_hub_app/

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[true plover]

Oh I forgot he literally has a whole ass family

[teal bramble]

Mods

framing

maxine

gir

[dense valve]

Proof?

[teal bramble]

all of them

[chilly bear]

message logger

[chilly bear]

acatto deleted that message

[velvet zenith]

👉 LiteLLM Admin Panel on /ui. Create, Edit Keys with SSO. Having issues? Try Fallback Login

[dense valve]

Prove it

[teal bramble]

w message logger

[half raft]

Logging message is against discord tos carefull

[dense valve]

w message logger

[teal bramble]

👉 LiteLLM Admin Panel on /ui. Create, Edit Keys with SSO. Having issues? Try Fallback Login

[true plover]

Tell that to @fervent dove

[teal bramble]

for real @dense valve be careful.

[dense valve]

That's the joke because i was banned for message logger a long time ago

[polar python]

Probably the least ugly vibe coded jellyfin client ive seen so far

[hasty jungle]

lets hit this guy with a lawsuit

for infringement of intellectual property

[dense valve]

ts

[hasty jungle]

ts guy

[half raft]

https://tenor.com/view/usuwam-rajd-hakowanie-hacking-gif-26506302

[teal bramble]

Mods

[dense valve]

Mods

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle

are u seeing this ?

[muted shuttle]

Seeing what

[true plover]

This shit guy

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle Logger

[teal bramble]

blind Ass

[muted shuttle]

What

[teal bramble]

😂😭

[fervent dove]

Bradley edited a message

@muted shuttle Bogger

Message ID: 1480762820512452690 · Mar 10, 2026, 3:02 AM

[muted shuttle]

Bradley that’s mean to call me

[dense valve]

Typo

Im sorry

[muted shuttle]

Uh huh

[half raft]

/metasploit-lauch -t @fervent dove

[teal bramble]

/metasploit-lauch -t @fervent dove

[fervent dove]

@muted shuttle Bogger

[true plover]

/metasploit-lauch -t @fervent dove

[teal bramble]

wtf why can u do this

can u do /say

[dense valve]

No

[teal bramble]

bum

[half raft]

My bot can /hack

[dense valve]

`/rawembed is just too powerful

[teal bramble]

@ habibipluto fix it

[desert cairn]

https://youtu.be/EDGZz1iI0-U?si=qYH1Ug8-zU1etKmE

@polar python

[chilly bear]

calling kali a skid tool makes no sense. it’s literally just linux + a bunch of tools preinstalled. the tools don’t make you a hacker, knowing how to use them does. metasploit or nmap won’t do anything if you don’t understand networks, exploits, or protocols. it’s just a toolbox, not magic

[half raft]

Hahahaha

[winter meadow]

:androidsob:

[polar python]

MRichard333 Cybersecurity
The Chef Gordon Ramsay Explains Why He's Usually a lot Angrier at H...

[half raft]

Yeah

[dense valve]

Hey maxine can you snipe this message
@everyonehi

[muted shuttle]

No.

[half raft]

See #themes before its deleted

[true plover]

It sounds like bombs are going off outside

The thunder is so loud

[teal bramble]

can u do @everyone ?

[chilly bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133159658257920120/1335309417918365726/attachment.gif

[teal bramble]

jokes on u i know this is fake because gir deletes spoilers .

[dense valve]

Idk if gir has the perms to do everyone

[chilly bear]

ok

[teal bramble]

try it and see

[true plover]

Be silky

Silly

[half raft]

Anyway good luck

[winter meadow]

It has admin perms

[dense valve]

This happened today btw in voidai

[chilly bear]

ohhhh

that's why i got pinged

[velvet zenith]

yeah but voidai is vibe coded slop

[teal bramble]

voidbot isnt

i gave bots admin permission

[muted shuttle]

Sometimes im scared ill accidentally ping everyone and aaron will be mad at me and kill me

[true plover]

Stckware

[teal bramble]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[velvet zenith]

moron

[teal bramble]

fucj u

[true plover]

Well

I mean

[velvet zenith]

nvm

@desert cairn Moron

[teal bramble]

ohhh

the fuck am i reading

[chilly bear]

trueee

[teal bramble]

null

read out ur tag and do it

nvm im sorry

[chilly bear]

ok maybe i will

keep myself smiling 😊

[dense valve]

ok actually i could do this but i dont wanna get demoted

theoretically i could make gir say anything

[teal bramble]

do u even do anything as genius

[dense valve]

with /postembed and /rawembed

[teal bramble]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[dense valve]

yes

[desert cairn]

It's literally noctaly, nocturne bot, and keto

[teal bramble]

like what

[desert cairn]

Does it matter

[dense valve]

Help in genius bar

and write/edit tags

[velvet zenith]

@polar python keto full admin access in nocturne server

@desert cairn [Crocs] Crocs EXTRA 50% Off + 8% Rakuten

[teal bramble]

do u realize how useless u sound

[dense valve]

Yes

[teal bramble]

😭😭😭😭😭

[desert cairn]

You the type of guy to wear crocs

[dense valve]

I mean there's other stuff too

[true plover]

hey

[velvet zenith]

I dont

[dense valve]

I maintain the jailbreak chart (along with mike)

[true plover]

don't dog on them

[teal bramble]

ur mod soon so

[true plover]

kirb wears them

[chilly bear]

nerd...

[teal bramble]

😭😭😭

[winter meadow]

Maintain sepbb

[dense valve]

A lot of the mods are from the U.S. already, there need to be more outside of the U.S.

[dense valve]

That's something for mike

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith She was in my dream last night

[teal bramble]

Yooooooo @hollow chasm 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[dense valve]

While i'm not opposed to mod I still think that people from other timezones would be better

[velvet zenith]

The length of the array is like 4 bro

[winter meadow]

There’s barely any moderation in Europe afternoon time

[dense valve]

Subreddit mod though 👀👀👀👀👀👀

👀👀👀

[desert cairn]

You know it's 1

[velvet zenith]

4

[chilly bear]

no

don't turn r/jailbreak into r/sideloaded

pls

[dense valve]

I have to step back a bit more on r/sideloaded then i can go to r/jailbreak

[teal bramble]

why did nebraska have the genius role for a second

[muted shuttle]

Yeah saying no to you

[dense valve]

?

What

??

[dense valve]

@nebraska

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn

[dense valve]

o

[true plover]

nebraska

[teal bramble]

our brains are expanding

[dense valve]

i didnt see that

[desert cairn]

I don't remember

[dense valve]

Cuz you fainted

[dense valve]

I will not.

[wary badge]

Bro theres 8 fuckin seasons of house

[dense valve]

Does saurik still own the subreddit

[wary badge]

How do shows like this run so long

[winter meadow]

Ye

[teal bramble]

why is there still no twemoji for 🫩

[teal bramble]

which

[dense valve]

There is

It's just not in discord

[chilly bear]

isn't it crazy how you can just die from this

[dense valve]

jb

[teal bramble]

whys discord not adding it

[winter meadow]

u/saurik

[dense valve]

idk

[teal bramble]

ohhh

[dense valve]

dexter has 8 seasons then 3 extra shows each with 1 season

[winter meadow]

Last post from him is from like 2017

[dense valve]

soon to be 3 extra shows with one having two seasons

@teal bramble https://emoji.fandom.com/wiki/Face_with_Bags_Under_Eyes?file=Face-with-bags-under-eyes_on_Discord.png

[fervent dove]

Hey @winter meadow, have a look at this!

support

Please keep support or jailbreak related messages in #jailbreak, thank you!

Added by stkc#8018 | Used 4,691 times · Jun 8, 2021, 2:25 AM

[dense valve]

?

[winter meadow]

Shut the fuck up

[teal bramble]

this shit is genuinely so ugly no wonder discord didnt add it

[dense valve]

it's not that bad

[polar python]

Ok

[true plover]

could be worse

[polar python]

Just like you

[dense valve]

did u look at the discord version

in the link

[chilly bear]

it's not that bad.

[true plover]

it could be genmoji slop

[dense valve]

Did you guys look at the original proposal though

holyyy shit

[teal bramble]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/emoji5546/images/a/a8/Face-with-bags-under-eyes_on_Discord.png/revision/latest?cb=20250425033801

[teal bramble]

i guess bro i guess

[dense valve]

bro wtf is this shit

[true plover]

the first and last time i used genmoji was when i got my 16pm

[true plover]

dawg what the fuck is that

[chilly bear]

reminds me of u

[dense valve]

Ok bro

[true plover]

How's shift work going?

[dense valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688122301975363591/1463366154352594995/connecting-ios.gif @chilly bear go do this.

[true plover]

respring

[chilly bear]

i don't get it

[dense valve]

idk

gn

[chilly bear]

it's only 11:22 pm

[dense valve]

i have to finish some homework i never did

[chilly bear]

delinquent.

[dense valve]

ik

[polar python]

@gusty gulch

[mighty cove]

Is there a way I can report a comprised account here?

[winter meadow]

Who is it

[mighty cove]

I can't send any pictures but it's one of those fake money website scams.

[half compass]

dm @inland fjord

[muted shuttle]

DM @inland fjord

[mighty cove]

thanks

[mighty cove]

i have now made the mod mail

[red hinge]

yea now wait for maxine lazy ass to respond

[muted shuttle]

I dealt with it already

Dumbass

[mighty cove]

^

[red hinge]

meanie

[muted shuttle]

Ur the meanie

[split nimbus]

HEY

[red hinge]

🙁

[split nimbus]

STOP FIGHTING

[muted shuttle]

Hii stibby

Im not fighting.

[red hinge]

im not 🙁

[split nimbus]

PEACEFUL CHATTERINF

[red hinge]

@split nimbus

[half compass]

r/teenagers

the greatest subreddit of all time

[compact cobalt]

reddit sucks so hard lol

[winter meadow]

What the fuck

[compact cobalt]

it's literally if the palera1n discord server was an entire social media platform

[half compass]

real

ESPECIALLY that fuckass subreddit

[ember saffron]

Hi guys

[half compass]

no it's fucking not

[shut jewel]

they said it's funny you have to think it's funny if they say so

[muted shuttle]

titties

[winter meadow]

titties

[jaunty garnet]

titties

[muted shuttle]

@frosty grail https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT9JV11jw-j

bodysalon_paashaas

おはようございます♫

#ウサギ #rabbit #bunny #ピタゴラスイッチ #animal

Likes

87205

Instagram

[gusty gulch]

https://x.com/i/status/2031135142480396578 @polar python @vital knoll

addison (@uwunetes)

thanks, shake shack

X · Mar 9, 2026, 10:28 PM

[polar python]

Good

[polar python]

This is why

[gusty gulch]

I dont think it's going to work out

[polar python]

:pleep:

[dense valve]

vphone:

[polar python]

Yo good idea ty i wont be using this to commit mcdonalds fraud in the foreseeable future

[dense valve]

Mhm no problem sir just helping out the police

[tawny wind]

Guys how do i open this ipod classic 7th gen

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle https://x.com/theapplehub/status/2031079528387522799?s=46&t=6ncg-QvoIf51PSl0QMXLcA

Apple Hub (@theapplehub)

iOS 26.4 introduces nine new emoji

- Trombone
- Treasure Chest
- Distorted Face
- Hairy Creature
- Fight Cloud
- Orca
- Landslide

X · Mar 9, 2026, 6:47 PM

WAOW

DISTORTED FACE

[muted shuttle]

WOAJ!!!!

[split nimbus]

[muted shuttle]

I gotta update I dont have beta 4 installed yet

[split nimbus]

wtf

[gusty gulch]

omg yes

[muted shuttle]

(ifixit)

[tawny wind]

Does a metal ruler work

[muted shuttle]

Idk maybe

Almost dropped my phone on your face

[muted shuttle]

Someones mom mustve opened the general channel

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[tawny wind]

Man

I really need to change my ipod 7th gens hard drive

[gusty gulch]

I want nuggets now

I was eating ramen

[tawny wind]

Smasnug

[muted shuttle]

They’re a bitch to open I hate opening those

[tawny wind]

And my ipod 5th gen is smashed so i cant use that

[muted shuttle]

I’m gonna open mine whenever I get a new backplate and faceplate probably

eoe has pink faceplates theyre cute

[muted shuttle]

What’s wrong with it

[gusty gulch]

I need to do that

[tawny wind]

Display dead
Motherboard dead

Cable dead

Dead

[gusty gulch]

when me and stick move into our own place we're gonna start learning to cook

[muted shuttle]

Christ

[gusty gulch]

I lost weight

[alpine chasm]

Angle grinder and its an easy job

[gusty gulch]

I'm at 127lbs

[muted shuttle]

❌

[alpine chasm]

Is that good or bad

[gusty gulch]

good

[tawny wind]

But god damn it i love the ipod 7th gen

Iflash

Better backplate and frontplate

Why?

I cannot restore my ipod no matyee what i do so

[alpine chasm]

Congrats!

[gusty gulch]

almost a year ago I was at 140

[untold helm]

Rice

[arctic leaf]

Yo what is this server about i joined it a long time ago and idk what ppl are saying in the jailbreak section

[alpine chasm]

[muted shuttle]

What error do you get

[gusty gulch]

I'm at home the whole week so Ive been eating more lately

😭

[untold helm]

Me when I lowk join a server called jailbreak and get confused why people are talking about jailbreaking in the jailbreak channel

[frosty grail]

true

[arctic leaf]

Wht is jailbreak idk the context buddy

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/k-keptax-fettsack-keptax-fat-peter-griffin-peter-griffin-gif-20203363

[gusty gulch]

oh damn

[frosty grail]

@muted shuttle me judging you

[gusty gulch]

tbh idek what we'll think will be good

[untold helm]

Hacking iOS devices for extra features

[muted shuttle]

Nothing to judge im perfect the way I am

[gusty gulch]

me and stick have different tastes

[muted shuttle]

That fucking twink.

[gusty gulch]

@mossy talon do I order McDonald's

[arctic leaf]

What features, mind telling?

[frosty grail]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[gusty gulch]

oh I think stick would like that

[frosty grail]

HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[gusty gulch]

❤️

[muted shuttle]

[frosty grail]

oh wait youre serious

[tawny wind]

irestore iPod

finder: yea bro theres no update lmao im not gonna give you the restore

Idunes: doesnt show up

DFU

finder: does work but when restore it stops then ipod restarts and its still "restore to itunes woo"

Itumor: pretty much the same thing

[frosty grail]

let me laugh even harder

AAAAAHAAHHAHAHAHA

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[untold helm]

Split screen, block ads, sideloading, much more personalization/theming, backported features, extra QOL shit

My current setup

[arctic leaf]

Woahh

[tawny wind]

I am struggling

[untold helm]

iOS 16

[tawny wind]

How is the icons purple

[arctic leaf]

You dont update?

[tawny wind]

No....

you dont...

[untold helm]

Nope I don’t really have much incentive to

Current keyboard and Siri ui

[arctic leaf]

But i have the latest one

[gusty gulch]

do I get quarter pounder or crispy strips

[arctic leaf]

Yooo cool

[tawny wind]

How tf

[gusty gulch]

@frosty grail

[untold helm]

You wouldn’t be able to jailbreak then, unless your device is old enough

!t latest

[fervent dove]

latest

Latest released iOS versions that are able to be jailbroken
If your device is older than the ones listed here, it's jailbreakable on the newest version.
If your device is newer, it is unable to be jailbroken at all.
No iOS/iPadOS device can be jailbroken on 26.0 or later.

iPhones / iPods

iPhone 15 Series (A16 - A17) N/A (semi-jailbreak: 17.0)
iPhone 13 Series - 14 Series (A15 - A16) 16.5 (semi-jailbreak: 17.0)
iPhone SE 3 (A15) 16.5 (semi-jailbreak: 17.0)
iPhone XS/XR Series - iPhone 12 Series (A12 - A14) 16.5.1 (semi-jailbreak: 17.0)
iPhone SE 2 (A13) 16.5.1 (semi-jailbreak: 17.0)
iPhone 8(+), X (A11) 16.7.14
iPhone 6s(+), SE 1, 7(+) / iPod 7 (A9 - A10) 15.8.6

iPads

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Added by Rick.#1738 | Used 2,908 times · Feb 3, 2022, 1:20 PM

[untold helm]

It’s a good way to mess with a older device and bring more life into it

[untold helm]

Siri UI via violet and keyboard via Laetus and Underdock I believe

[arctic leaf]

Thanks lad

But sadly i cant do the same thing

Cuz like my settings are updated to the latest

[untold helm]

Don’t have any older devices

[toxic whale]

night and day difference from my hdd

[arctic leaf]

I have an i pad but i think it dont work anymore

I will check it sometime

[untold helm]

[toxic whale]

also all my backups from 2021 got corrupted when I tried partitioning my ssd

[untold helm]

If it’s just app compatibility there is tweaks you can do to fix it

[arctic leaf]

No its like

Old

[untold helm]

waste storage on Time Machine, whose whole purpose to back up data

doesn’t back up data properly

[arctic leaf]

It dont charge well ig

[untold helm]

Even like a iPad 2 for example there’s shit to get like YouTube app and discord working again

[gusty gulch]

like crispy tenders

I got those

they remind me of the MC selects

yes

[arctic leaf]

Woahhh lemme chexk rn

[muted shuttle]

the tenders are fire

[arctic leaf]

If my ipad works

[muted shuttle]

i haven’t had them in a while lowkey

[gusty gulch]

I'll put you on fire

oooo

[muted shuttle]

wtf

What did i do

[untold helm]

An iPad 7 in particular is jailbreakable on iPadOS 18 since it has a old enough chip

[toxic whale]

i transferred everything over from my hdd manually bc it was mac os journal extended which apparently you can do that with

somehow 1.7 TB on the HDD took up 2.3 TB on the SSD

[leaden ledge]

Meow

[gusty gulch]

omg

[toxic whale]

i still have all the data on the old hdd but yea im just gonna start a fresh copy on the ssd

[muted shuttle]

i can’t wait for my m5 max macbook pro

https://tenor.com/view/nepunator-cat-door-wall-brick-gif-11809089973829682305

[toxic whale]

what are u gonna do with it

[muted shuttle]

i can’t wait to do nothing but watch YouTube on it

[leaden ledge]

My mom woke me up this morning for no reason at all :((
Smoked way too much weed last night

[toxic whale]

bro why

[muted shuttle]

im joking

[leaden ledge]

Hi joking

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[toxic whale]

not calling me out for just using my m4 pro to watch yt

[leaden ledge]

I'm bepis

[winter meadow]

Where’s ur boosts

[toxic whale]

[toxic whale]

u have to lmk how many fps u get on minecwaf

[leaden ledge]

Gonx when I lost Nitro, lad

[muted shuttle]

Will do.

[winter meadow]

Im gonna try installing SEX frimware on PS3

[muted shuttle]

It’s the upgraded max as well because i wanted more ram

[toxic whale]

what that run u

[winter meadow]

It’s a actual thing lol

https://www.psdevwiki.com/ps3/2.42_SEX

[glass basin]

hi

[winter meadow]

Play games?

[glass basin]

commit piracy

[leaden ledge]

Somxonx send a GIF rq

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[wild pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1441165697320357898/togif.gif

[toxic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-ascend-ascension-music-spongebob-music-gif-12623289653326522061

[worthy garden]

hello @winter meadow

[untold helm]

PlayStation 3 sex

[worthy garden]

tim ???

[muted shuttle]

stole my gif

[wild pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211528083501482004/1414045955153596507/caption.gif

[winter meadow]

PS3 was always a goon machine

[leaden ledge]

Bruh it ain't working why 💀

[muted shuttle]

A what

[red oasis]

who has iphone x😓✌🏿✌🏿

[worthy garden]

how

[leaden ledge]

https://txnor.com/view/misinformation-team-fortress2-tf2-spy-tf2-meet-the-spy-gif-450232384991232733

[muted shuttle]

my console shelf boring

[winter meadow]

You won’t believe I’ve seen porn on the browser history

[worthy garden]

shockers

[muted shuttle]

switch oled will be in my entertainment center soon though

[winter meadow]

How many times I’ve seen that

[untold helm]

???

[untold helm]

Why not v1

[muted shuttle]

I’m modding it anyway

Midship

Icily

Whatever

Dude autocorrect is a hitch

Oh my god

[toxic whale]

remember when ppl were saying I'd have to upload my id to discord

what ever happened with that

[muted shuttle]

MODCHIP!!!!

PICOFLY!!!!

[untold helm]

midship icily hitch

[worthy garden]

shit is ass bro

mine is on life support

[muted shuttle]

my chinese slop will arrive in the following weeks

[frosty grail]

crispy strips

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle ur gonna end up on the failed modchip installations channel on the Nintendo homebrew server

[frosty grail]

you are chinese slop

[muted shuttle]

No i wont

Ive modded some Xbox 360s before

I got this

Trust me …

[worthy garden]

Hi bro

[untold helm]

Great Maxine switch of 26

[winter meadow]

https://share.google/images/KiWE2TGew4toSQDgc

I was mistaken

[toxic whale]

that shit took 20 minutes

[frosty grail]

🅱️onjour

[toxic whale]

instead of 5 hours like before

[winter meadow]

Xbox is the goon machine

[worthy garden]

🅱️onjour

[muted shuttle]

No i will not fail to mod it as i am very good at soldering and not fucking stuff up

my first one maybe

[winter meadow]

Lies

[muted shuttle]

But since then theyve all worked.

[muted shuttle]

I also finally ordered a glitch chip for my tonasket

[worthy garden]

why is every console is goon machine

[frosty grail]

tmeg

[toxic whale]

black ops 1 best zombies fight me

[untold helm]

Pin this to make sure

[winter meadow]

Idk

[untold helm]

Will check back

[frosty grail]

sup 🅱️itch

[worthy garden]

i see why the switch oled is due to the coloring

[toxic whale]

thats an even hotter take respect

[frosty grail]

on parole for triple homicide

[muted shuttle]

all I’ve tried to play on my 360 is bo2

i boot up zombies most of the time

[frosty grail]

ya they were gonna give me life in prison but i phoned netanyahu

[untold helm]

You mean your 8 of them?

[winter meadow]

Spoiled kid fr

[muted shuttle]

No i only have cod on my modded 360

[winter meadow]

Get Halo

[muted shuttle]

I don’t remember which ones i have ngl

[muted shuttle]

What

[winter meadow]

Imagine having a X360 and not playing on it

[untold helm]

I have more PlayStations than Maxine’s has steam decks

[muted shuttle]

??

[muted shuttle]

None

Wow

[untold helm]

That is probably because she doesn’t have one

[winter meadow]

??

[untold helm]

World of Warcraft?

[muted shuttle]

Ewwww

[untold helm]

I have the first 4

[muted shuttle]

Hell no

I have a ps2

[winter meadow]

What PS3 model

[muted shuttle]

i want to get a ps3 someday

[winter meadow]

Get a CECH-4000A trust

[untold helm]

I have the LCD attachment but last time I tested it it didn’t work

[winter meadow]

You had WHAT

[untold helm]

I have a phat no back comp one

Ok Brazil

[winter meadow]

This is the first time I hear of a PS3 mod chip

[untold helm]

Why modchip when you can spend $100 on a usb stick that got reversed engineered in like a week

[worthy garden]

can i mod you @untold helm

[untold helm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[worthy garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1298374924322209903/1477680663577497620/xDe1cSt.gif

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1303743230247960682/1304599050443821056/attachment.gif

I don’t think my psone is chipped

Wouldn’t be surprised if it was tho

[worthy garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1296815463006994463/1300554193345450084/image0-17-1-1.gif

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-csgo-phoon-gif-2064757889844296086

Good point

I do have a bunch of blank CDs lying around

All the ps1 games I have are real so that’s why I don’t believe mine is chipped

Wasn’t bought used either, it was originally my dads

[gusty gulch]

that's what I got

[worthy garden]

commit fraud

[untold helm]

???

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1452151954263248939/1463780831284691050/watermark.gif

[worthy garden]

this will be you soon.

mark my words

[craggy whale]

chat, is a macbook air m1 (8gb/256gb) worth for $499?

[worthy garden]

Ask @desert cairn

[craggy whale]

what's your take?

[glass basin]

Mac sucks

[craggy whale]

i have windows laptop rn

and its living on life support

[ruby copper]

Yes

[craggy whale]

really?

i mean i could get the brand new neo for 499 with student discount

[neat harbor]

oh my god

i fried my ipad’s charging port

IT HAS 9% LEFT

[quiet charm]

Oh my god,

I updated my 2013 macbook pro from macOS catalina to macOS Big Sur and its so much better now.

I don't know how i never updated for that long.

[glass basin]

ok?

[loud valve]

im on my hackintosh cause i cant afford a macbook lmao

its great for tools that are only on macos

[quiet charm]

I dualboot hackintosh macOS High Sierra and windows 8.1 on my pc

idk why since I have a MacBook but it’s cool

[loud valve]

that money i spend on buying old macbook shits i could be buying 5 4Ss and iPod Touches

clearly im addicted to old iphones

[quiet charm]

Me too

Majority of my phone collection is iPhone

[loud valve]

thats cheap as fuck

damn

[craggy whale]

yea

[strong basin]

Yoon

[loud valve]

majority of my phone collection is as if designers back in the early 2000s took an acid trip and came up with crazy ideas

i got a LG phone that has a built in antenna as long as a car's antenna

[quiet charm]

wha lol

[loud valve]

its cool as hell

[loud valve]

i even got a flip phone with android 4 and that shit loads up 240p youtube

i played 2pac on it at school, everybuddy wanted one

[quiet charm]

My only android 4 device is a tablet which runs 4.1 it’s sick as hell

It’s got two HDMI ports

One of them is broken i think

And it has an Ethernet port

and the battery life is unnecessarily long

[loud valve]

i should TOTALLY invest in a samsung pad

[craggy whale]

get an ipad instead

[loud valve]

invest as i mean shut up and take my money

[loud valve]

i meant the older ones

where you could find it for scrapyard prices

[craggy whale]

oh bet

[quiet charm]

Lemme check if I can find it

Found it

It just looks like a massive iPhone 3GS

The way it’s curved

[gilded nacelle]

can i swap the battery w a bigger one but solder the same connector on it

[loud valve]

it quite literally looks like a no button 3GS

[quiet charm]

Yeah

[loud valve]

these older samsung tabs i swear

mad cheap

fun around to mess with too

i could buy 5 of them for like $15

[craggy whale]

ain no way

[craggy whale]

do they work?

[loud valve]

1 of them for parts 4 of them work

3 of the working one got a bit of ink or imperfections on the screen

and the clean looking one has fucked battery

but thats all

[craggy whale]

for 15

that's a steal

[loud valve]

real

[craggy whale]

ye

[loud valve]

i hav

no money

yet

[craggy whale]

im planning on buying a macbook air m1 (8gb/256gb) for 499 rn

[loud valve]

and by the time i have money these would be looooong gone

smh

[craggy whale]

fs

[loud valve]

air m1 goat mba

[craggy whale]

fr

[loud valve]

dude i can find one for like $350

[craggy whale]

where?

[loud valve]

Viet

youre not here

🙏

[craggy whale]

but like this one is brand new.
it was bought last year and has 2 months apple warranty left
and has only 10 cycle count

[craggy whale]

😭

[loud valve]

ooh thats good

[craggy whale]

yea

wait

[loud valve]

the $350 one is hella used

but

[craggy whale]

are u from viet?

[loud valve]

a m1 air is still m1 air

[loud valve]

yes

[craggy whale]

yea no, if its used af it prooly wont be worth it

[craggy whale]

cool

[loud valve]

like new ones are like $400

[craggy whale]

[loud valve]

like 10-12mil in my currency

[craggy whale]

brand new?

like

[loud valve]

yeah you get the box but its not sealed

[craggy whale]

brand new unopened boxes?

[loud valve]

its used like

a bit

[craggy whale]

bruv

are they good

[loud valve]

they

are good

yes

:P

oh yeah it comes with warranty too

[craggy whale]

how much would a macbook air m4 16/512 would cost?

[craggy whale]

"trust me bro" typa warranty or actual warranty

[loud valve]

both

[craggy whale]

bet

more the merrier

[loud valve]

they got 3rd party warranty AND apple

[craggy whale]

cool

[loud valve]

god im assuming its gonna be expensive

[craggy whale]

how much

[loud valve]

well a 16/256 is like $750 (19.6mil) and a 16/512 im seein costs like 1 rack

[craggy whale]

bet

is it possible for me to purchase one from viet?

[loud valve]

absolutely not if youre outside SEA

[craggy whale]

im in asia

[loud valve]

hmm

unlikely

we have shit shipping

[craggy whale]

understandable

[loud valve]

28k for 1 liter is insane

it was fucking 19k last week

so glad i filled me a full tank right before the price spike

[craggy whale]

the only thing i got rn, is pretty brand new macbook air m1 for $499

[craggy whale]

how much is gas there?

[loud valve]

yeah just buy it from your area

makes more sense

[craggy whale]

yea, might have to

[loud valve]

27k for a liter

a bit over a dollar

but it used to be like 18, 19k

which is like 75-80 cents

a full gas tank last week costed me like 65k

[craggy whale]

27k

[loud valve]

now its like 100k

[craggy whale]

how much is that in usd?

[loud valve]

^

[craggy whale]

nice

here its like $1.9 dollars

[ashen basin]

Oops

[red hinge]

🫪

[ashen basin]

🫪

[carmine elk]

saar give me whitename ultra and admin perms or I’ll redeem the code

he looks like the guy from inside out

[summer wadi]

"walkcel"?

more like... normal person

[manic tulip]

lmao is this a 26.4b4 emoji

[loud valve]

amazing

i sold enough noodles to afford an ipode

🔥

[safe knot]

Are the noodles good?

[loud valve]

i sell indomie noodles with eggs and sausages

i cook, serve and wash the dishes for the people

[safe knot]

So it’s a job

[loud valve]

my hand smells like 14 packs of indomie flavors

[safe knot]

lol

[loud valve]

but i got the ipod touch 5

peak

[loud valve]

i run the shop by myself

[safe knot]

Even better
Damn

[loud valve]

i also sell iced bepsi too

people just like sweet drinks

it just works

i made like $7 today

i love this economy

[safe knot]

Btw whats the name of it

[loud valve]

name of hwar

whar

[safe knot]

The name of the shop

[loud valve]

there isnt a name

i just make noodles

[safe knot]

Bruh I wanted to find it in google

[loud valve]

nnnah its like local shop

unknown too

[safe knot]

Ok

[loud valve]

theres only like 1 sign outside

[safe knot]

In what country is the shop located

[loud valve]

viet

[proven moss]

Smoking dat indo

Indonesia

Anesthesia

[outer adder]

yo

[obsidian canopy]

Is safe mode actually good?

[rich dune]

wym

[obsidian canopy]

In nathanlr is it actually needed

[rich dune]

obviously

[obsidian canopy]

Would stuff break then

Without it

Just wondering

[manic tulip]

Well you won’t get a safe mode when you need it

You’ll get a springboard crash loop probably

[obsidian canopy]

Ok

[red hinge]

yes!

[grave night]

Anyone analyzing/ reverse engineering curona?

[manic tulip]

🫪

Peak

[terse dome]

+🫪

oh there's no reaction for it yet

mid

🫪

[true plover]

My car is ewaste now

[rich dune]

who is watame

[chrome peak]

[loud valve]

100k miles n runnin

[alpine chasm]

Smh I am not updating to 26.4 for an emoji

[coral fog]

what is this

[simple drift]

is this in 26.4 yet

flushed emoji is worth it for no stikdebug

[chrome peak]

sheep vtuber

https://tenor.com/view/флекс-дискотека-gif-14162067975680250876

[terse dome]

https://vxtwitter.com/RobiMangia/status/2031040412740161550 japan everywhere i look

Roberto (@RobiMangia)

You gotta love #Japan lol 🍞

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 9, 2026, 4:12 PM

[muted shuttle]

Japan is turning footjobs into electricity

[terse dome]

what did you mean by this statement ms maxine

[muted shuttle]

It’s true

[proven moss]

Habla englis bitch?

Enjoy an ultra speed experience

[wild pelican]

uh oh

[chrome peak]

?

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[chrome peak]

[gilded rapids]

Japan is turning footjobs into electricity

[chrome peak]

thanks aaron

[slim nova]

?

Freakine

[muted shuttle]

DON’T QUESTION MARK ME!!!!! YOU ALL HEARD ME….

[slim nova]

Ok weirdine

[polar python]

Ok weirdine

[simple drift]

why does it look like that

why is it cloudy

[polar python]

buble……. 🫧

[slim nova]

Gay

[polar python]

🌈 gay… homo sexual…. just like @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Hey im only 50% homosexual

[simple drift]

oh my god this shit is magic

how is it that good

[gilded rapids]

hm

[slim nova]

False

[muted shuttle]

It’s true

[gilded rapids]

half gang

[slim nova]

half gang

[slim nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1476962094376026192/pcfTzaDh.gif

[red hinge]

?

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[simple drift]

?

[muted shuttle]

I hate all of u

Sorry I don’t

[terse thunder]

allo

i need ios 18 jailbreaking no pc (ip xs)

[muted shuttle]

Can’t jailbreak

Can’t downgrade to a jailbreakable version either

[chilly bear]

iHSOOHM

[simple drift]

#🇯🇵Japan is turning footsteps into electricity!

[simple drift]

erm

[terse dome]

i am going to turn your mass into pure energy through einstein's equation e = mc^2

[simple drift]

hai

[terse dome]

mBoot-18000.101.6

[simple drift]

mBoot

i hate it

so much

bring back iBoot

@half compass is 26.3.1 iboot or mboot

do you know

[chilly bear]

it's kboot

[slim nova]

Boot dev real

[sand arch]

Chat what can I do with a iPhone 5

[chilly bear]

[sand arch]

Eat it?

[chilly bear]

yes 🙂

[sand arch]

What if am fasting?

[chilly bear]

oh then you'll have to wait a bit

[sand arch]

Ah

[dry monolith]

fuck i lost my left airpod

it isnt even showing on find my

wtf

[sand arch]

Sad

[dry monolith]

yes

[simple drift]

🪦

[thorny pelican]

oh no

wrong pic

[teal bramble]

all of it

[simple drift]

what

[teal bramble]

all of it

[dry monolith]

im thinking

its at home

if its not even showing on find my

idk

ima go wardrive

😭

[wary badge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/mac/s/DMihKANObu

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[simple drift]

bruh

[narrow crown]

loss

[kindred sorrel]

hi

[chilly bear]

hoppin

[worthy garden]

@ashen basin

i am cook

[simple drift]

[slim nova]

british enter key

💔

[copper pelican]

Apple just be doing shit cause genuinely what is the point of that

[copper tendon]

air m4?

[simple drift]

m2 pro mbp

[simple drift]

i am

[copper tendon]

even better

[simple drift]

no that’s just how keyboards are in the uk

screen brightness is insane

[chilly bear]

i would kill myself if my enter key looked like that

[simple drift]

this is better

i hate sideways water

[copper tendon]

bros doing a transfer