general

[muted shuttle]

Thank u stibby

Ur so sweet …

[split nimbus]

no problem freen!!!

[chilly bear]

@split nimbus

[terse dome]

@muted shuttle i love my vphone!

what do i install on it

[simple drift]

slop os

[chilly bear]

AndroBar15

[terse dome]

[[AndroBar15]]

shit bot

[low mortar]

do i get anything

[red hinge]

why is it hong kong/vietnam region

[terse dome]

@chilly bear give me the damn deb

[simple drift]

this video

[terse dome]

idk tbh

[red hinge]

are you virtualizing an iphone 17

[rich yarrow]

finally got rid of my 17 pro

[chilly bear]

it's lost media

[rich yarrow]

and got the max

[simple drift]

greed

[terse dome]

technically supposed to be 16

[muted shuttle]

waow

[simple drift]

actual biblical greed

[rich yarrow]

max is better

i tried to love it

[terse dome]

can you find it again

[muted shuttle]

fr

[rich yarrow]

but pro is ass

[terse dome]

thanks

[simple drift]

69

[low mortar]

sea lion.

[simple drift]

no thats a seal

[low mortar]

wtf

[pseudo egret]

What if we autobanned people who say 67

[red hinge]

its not

[red hinge]

67

[muted shuttle]

67

[simple drift]

seal ≠ sea lion

[velvet zenith]

67

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-kiss-kiss-seal-seal-kissing-kissing-seals-seal-mwah-gif-4077423147374940760

seal

https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-wiggle-sea-lion-funny-sea-lion-silly-gif-3392151111063749536

[chilly bear]

let me see

[muted shuttle]

Me and who

[simple drift]

sea lion

[pseudo egret]

Labubu

[red hinge]

me and my crush

[muted shuttle]

?

[simple drift]

?

what

[muted shuttle]

I am not mom

[red hinge]

?

[fervent dove]

It was 67 days ago. edited a message

me and maxine mom

Message ID: 1480312501408108627 · Mar 8, 2026, 9:13 PM

[simple drift]

?

[red hinge]

?

[muted shuttle]

Freak

[terse dome]

hey she loves me more

[red hinge]

wait no

no

no

no

[terse dome]

.

[coarse ginkgo]

a job

[chilly bear]

@terse dome will you be the first person ever to bootloop vphone

[muted shuttle]

2 dollars

[terse dome]

well it certainly wont be the first time

@chilly bear

dpkg: error processing archive gGAnhYy.deb (--install):
 package architecture (iphoneos-arm) does not match system (iphoneos-arm64)
Errors were encountered while processing:
 gGAnhYy.deb

guh

[dense valve]

@chilly bear

[chilly bear]

[teal bramble]

Who wants a h100 server

Idk what to do with gpus anymore

They are useless

[chilly bear]

i forgot how this works (im useless without claude)

[teal bramble]

All of it

[teal bramble]

Claude mentioned

[chilly bear]

sidenote 6767676767

[terse dome]

@chilly bear yo what is supposed to happen after install

i see exactly 0 changes

💀

[chilly bear]

android bar .

[terse dome]

oh i think preferenceloader might be fucked

erm

@chilly bear

plxphone:~ root# defaults read socks.null.androbar15prefs
{
    enabled = 1;
}

how to make ts work

💔

i need funny android bar on my vphone

[coarse ginkgo]

choose a JOB

[copper pelican]

logitech mx master is pretty nice

[coarse ginkgo]

125hz polling rate:

[copper pelican]

that good or bad?

[coarse ginkgo]

bad

ass actually

[copper pelican]

good thing i use this for my laptop

for pc i have a wired mouse

[velvet zenith]

Yo dont play games with it

Worst thing you could do

[coarse ginkgo]

i mean, if its a shitty one, even a wired one could be 125hz

[velvet zenith]

I speak from experience

[coarse ginkgo]

but id expect a 100$ mouse, such as the mx master, to have 1000hz

[velvet zenith]

Okay

Modify it then

@claude

[copper pelican]

got it for $23 on ebay

[coarse ginkgo]

ok id cope then

[red hinge]

it has 8khz

so like you can play games on it

it won't be gamer centric but it is gaming capable

[coarse ginkgo]

bro has an unreleased model

they all are 125hz lol

be it on bluetooth or even their dongle

[red hinge]

wtf

shitty mouse

[coarse ginkgo]

hey @empty blaze, please fix

[red hinge]

even the cheapo one got 500hz usually

[copper pelican]

my main mouse has 1000hz

attack shark x11

[terse dome]

honestly surprised the transfer to android button didn't tell me to off myself and explode

[velvet zenith]

Android sucks

[red hinge]

and i don't see the "transfer to iphone" button on any samsung

weird

super weird

[copper pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/you’re-wrong-wrong-incorrect-mistaken-not-correct-gif-5082251720526598260

ngl on android tho

i do miss my jailbroken iphone

[velvet zenith]

im correct

[coarse ginkgo]

my cheapo wired hyperx has 1khz too

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/wario64/status/2030718127529468019?s=46 should I attempt world record runs with this for the fun of it

Wario64 (@Wario64)

HORI Mario Kart Racing Wheel Pro Mini for Nintendo Switch 2 up for preorder on Amazon ($79.99) https://amzn.to/4sBUk00 #ad

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 8, 2026, 6:51 PM

[velvet zenith]

Most people use ios anyways

[copper pelican]

my mouse is cheap is fuck im honestly suprised the polling isnt way worse

[velvet zenith]

If ur a freak you use android

[coarse ginkgo]

freaky 👅

[ornate latch]

Or if you live in a third world country and an iPhone is unreasonably expensive

[velvet zenith]

Just dont ?

[copper pelican]

15 pro max on 17.0 can be semijbed right?

[polar python]

android devs be like yes i will put in 3x as much effort to earn 0.25x as much money

[ashen basin]

@gusty gulch u

[coarse ginkgo]

ok claude user

[velvet zenith]

Way higher crash rate on android

[ornate latch]

Sorry im not indian like u

[velvet zenith]

Android sucks to do anything with

[copper pelican]

i own a 16e and a Z fold 5 what am i

[red hinge]

ad revenue on android apps goes much better

[velvet zenith]

Autistic

[coarse ginkgo]

yo i heard something happened to this guy

[polar python]

if ur app has ads its shit

[copper pelican]

16e is ass unless you got a deal like me

[ashen basin]

Apple has a mascot now?

[red hinge]

i think that's due to

[copper pelican]

i wanna get a 15 pro max to semi jb

thats rare as fuck

but

[velvet zenith]

Both apps use swift

[copper pelican]

one day ill find it

[coarse ginkgo]

swift on android

[red hinge]

one has it built in, one you use an external framework

[ashen basin]

Ugly ass mf

[velvet zenith]

Yeah

The ios one works better

[red hinge]

that's like running a windows app on linux and complain about frequent crashes

[velvet zenith]

Can you believe it

nah but ios works so much better for what we're doing

[red hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-black-guy-shocked-gif-27437284

[gusty gulch]

die

[polar python]

ios: has uikit
android: no uikit

ios wins.

[velvet zenith]

all we do is just auth iap2 and then we can use normal rfcomm or whatever

[ashen basin]

The Apple mascot is a dirty gay slut

[coarse ginkgo]

wtf @desert cairn, are you the apple mascot ?

[velvet zenith]

And then android on the other hand has like nothing that works well for what we need

[copper pelican]

wait being honest, is this worth buying? im not gonna buy an overpriced one im just gonna try to find it naturally

[red hinge]

just learn kotlin

it doesn't hurt you

[velvet zenith]

Why would i do that

[polar python]

it does

[coarse ginkgo]

no, jailbreaking is dead

[polar python]

you earn less money making android apps

[red hinge]

nah with the amount of telemetry you can harvest out of android users

its more

[polar python]

some of us dont make malware blawg

[red hinge]

[copper pelican]

is it actually or are you just saying that

i mean i wouldnt update to ios 26 either

[coarse ginkgo]

both

[polar python]

jbing has been dead for years lol

[copper pelican]

its what made me disllike my 16e

[red hinge]

it has been dead since ios 15

[velvet zenith]

Doesnt ios 17.0 suck too

[red hinge]

people coped until ios 17.0 then its finally dead

[coarse ginkgo]

if you genuinely buy a seperate device just for jb, you need help

sorry not sorry

[copper pelican]

what if i use it for sideloading and customization

[velvet zenith]

What if i have 2

[coarse ginkgo]

you need double the help

[copper pelican]

i would main it

[velvet zenith]

Ok but they werent bought specifically to jailbreak

[ornate latch]

Then you're better off with an Android

[velvet zenith]

It jsut so happened that my 13 was on ios 16.1

[polar python]

sideloading works fine but im on a paid dev cert so idk what the situation is with sidestore / cert resellers

[velvet zenith]

And my se was on 16.6.1

[red hinge]

https://keepandroidopen.org

ya see

[velvet zenith]

just use a flip phone bro

[ashen basin]

afaik they all died

[ornate latch]

It's still open source as of now

Doesn't matter

[untold helm]

yeah you make Omni

Oh wait

[coarse ginkgo]

I dont even sideload anymore

[red hinge]

[coarse ginkgo]

the hassle is not worth it

[red hinge]

same

ads on youtube isn't worth it for me

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn 4 full weeks left of the term

[coarse ginkgo]

unless you have a dev cert

[polar python]

my dev certs pays for itself even if i wasnt making omni money just by sideloading ytm + youtube

[velvet zenith]

Same

[chilly bear]

um technically it was never tested on a non home button device so maybe its just broken

[terse dome]

husk

[ashen basin]

I only do for dumb shit to play around with for a day, but everything else i used to sideload for (emulators and fortnite) are just on the app store now

[red hinge]

the jasax method

it always works

[desert cairn]

Dude we have 8

[terse dome]

fuck uo dev cert imma sign my own dev certs

!!!

[red hinge]

i don't use it anymore cuz well students apple plan winds up not much more expensive and i can have apple tv

[chilly bear]

chatgpt 4 made this 📲

[coarse ginkgo]

[chilly bear]

why do i even have anon file names on

[desert cairn]

Ok

[ornate latch]

Opsec

[terse dome]

target is 15.0

guh

[manic tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211528083501482004/1414045955153596507/caption.gif

[polar python]

someone tell this nebula guy to STFU!

[shadow stag]

What’s the latest IPad ios version that can be jailbroken

[ornate latch]

someone tell this nebula guy to STFU!

[copper pelican]

tomorrow

[ashen basin]

someone tell this nebula guy to STFU!

[desert cairn]

👍

[coarse ginkgo]

@desert cairn fix keto

[desert cairn]

It works

[polar python]

I would deal with app store connect issues 100x worse than this before i ever considered android development

[desert cairn]

Hang yourdelf

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle do your job

[ornate latch]

Keto is down i cant generate gooning material of emma myers with seedream

Plz fix

[desert cairn]

Android has the worst DX ever from making the actual app and publishing it

[desert cairn]

Lie

[polar python]

When is keto getting video gen i need to slop up an animated icon for my server

[ornate latch]

Nope

Fix it

[coarse ginkgo]

An error occurred while executing this command.

ok DUMBASS

[coarse wedge]

jack ma looks goofy as shit

especially for making a scam like alibaba

[ornate latch]

Ok

[desert cairn]

Idk

[polar python]

You suck

Go figure it out and add it

[desert cairn]

From what command

[polar python]

Now

[coarse wedge]

that shits out ads like a katyushka does with rockets in youtube

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[polar python]

rsnipe

[coarse ginkgo]

you very well know which one

[velvet zenith]

I dont care about the android users

I care about the ios users because it affects me too

[desert cairn]

Snipe prolly

There's nothing in the snipe db genius

[coarse ginkgo]

are you mentally challenged

[red hinge]

idc both, that's why i use react native

[coarse wedge]

ayo

[red hinge]

[ornate latch]

Is grass green

Is the sky blue

[coarse ginkgo]

true ig

[desert cairn]

Only sometimes

[polar python]

Only sometimes

[coarse wedge]

jeff once said to elon

[ornate latch]

Biggest lie oat

[red hinge]

he forgot

only sometimes he's normal

@ruby copper

are you mentally unstable

[chilly bear]

leave him alone! 😠

[ornate latch]

No he's just really autistic

[untold helm]

At a thrift store

[copper pelican]

best controller ever made btw

[low mortar]

@polar python hello

[coarse ginkgo]

n64 controller would like a word

[polar python]

Hi

[low mortar]

can i have ur heart

wait.

[polar python]

Whar

[copper pelican]

n64 controller is lowkey dog

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-whar-whar-what-cat-whar-cat-cat-whar-slow-blink-orange-cat-whar-slow-blink-gif-6291533950402242103

[low mortar]

waiiitttttt

fuck

[coarse ginkgo]

no, i was planning to kidnap him and sell his organs on the black market

[low mortar]

.

hmm

[chilly bear]

why cant i sign in

[low mortar]

how much for his heart

[coarse ginkgo]

5$

[simple drift]

aren’t hearts worth like a million

[coarse ginkgo]

maybe 6 maybe 7

[untold helm]

There is someone who looks like what I imagine a conservatives imagination of what a femboy is

[ornate latch]

Not his heart because he is a bum

[low mortar]

on the monday after valentines somebody asked me how my valentines was and I went "oh it was wonderful, I spent it in a&e with a broken heart" and I had no idea what I had just said or done

[coarse ginkgo]

idk twin i dont sell organs 😭

[simple drift]

whos

[simple drift]

it’s a good business

[desert cairn]

Yet

[coarse ginkgo]

yet.

[ornate latch]

@polar python

[simple drift]

wtf is this watch face bro

[simple drift]

i see

ok $5

[untold helm]

wtf is the time

[simple drift]

22

10 pm

but like

genuinely unreadable

[red hinge]

with n64 controller you're supposed to use 2 hands and a penis to play your games

[simple drift]

AOD

[red hinge]

so nintendo is being transphobic here

[untold helm]

22:01

[untold helm]

Actually you are

Not all transgenders have penis or not

[manic tulip]

isnt this just a different time "format"

[simple drift]

im not talking about it being 24hr time

im talking about the silly font

[manic tulip]

thats what im referring to

[untold helm]

No it’s Arabic numbers just a fuckass font

[low mortar]

it costs $2,000,000 for a heart transplant but that includes the cost of the whole procedure

[manic tulip]

liquid ass moment

[untold helm]

In the US it’s probably 5x that

[red hinge]

can i steal your cornea

surely you wouldn't mind

[low mortar]

0_0

i dont know-

im not even allowed to donate blood because of meds

hmm

[simple drift]

better

[low mortar]

deal with ur overdue reminders

[simple drift]

ok

idek what they could possibly be

[untold helm]

I can’t believe they are putting the transgender into peoples bloodstreams what a whole world smh

[simple drift]

they were ancient ones

synced via icloud

[low mortar]

[simple drift]

fancy ass watch face

is this a series 9 and up one

or just ultra

[low mortar]

ultra

[simple drift]

what is body energy

[red hinge]

im now capped by the iphone speed limit

of ~750mbps

[low mortar]

its how much energy i actually have left

before i crash

[simple drift]

how is that measured

[low mortar]

sleep replenishes it, stress, exercise, and just existing drain it

[untold helm]

The Apple Watch forces physical pressure on you and tests it out

[low mortar]

lol

[simple drift]

thats a blood pressure monitor

[low mortar]

hey my blood pressure is perfect!

[untold helm]

Wait it is

[simple drift]

mines i think kinda low

but

[low mortar]

yeah lol

[untold helm]

😭

[simple drift]

shrug

i actually cannot wait for my new laptop to arrive

[untold helm]

Which one

[red hinge]

high blood pressure is a genetics thing for me

my mom is under constant med

my grandpa died because of it

[simple drift]

same

both my parents are

[simple drift]

what is this

[low mortar]

my bp over 24 hours

[simple drift]

idk how to read that

[low mortar]

my avg over the 24 hours was 114/64

[simple drift]

isn’t there a .3.1

tf

huh

signed????

so if i had an ibus adapter i could downgrade my apple watch

to a legizmo-compatible firmware

interessant

[simple drift]

is that good

[low mortar]

yeah

[simple drift]

cool

[red hinge]

i hate how there's not a single new small phone in the market right now

[low mortar]

these are the ranges the nhs recommend

[simple drift]

what the fuck do you mean 4k brother

this movie was FILMED in 480p.

[red hinge]

i have large hands (~23cm) and using a 12 pro one handed feels like an exercise in frustration

[simple drift]

i have large hands and daily a mini

[red hinge]

i would downgrade to a 13 mini if it has a telephoto lens

(and if ios 26 doesn't run like poo)

[simple drift]

what would even happen

you would explode

[chilly bear]

23cm?!

[desert cairn]

I need 18 pro max

[simple drift]

its not great

[low mortar]

wdym!

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-cat-waving-wave-paw-gif-2740607083309788547

@low mortar

[low mortar]

hewo

[simple drift]

Diastolic reading must be 65 or above

[red hinge]

i can still use pro max one handed but yea nah

[simple drift]

bro what

signed

[low mortar]

watch updates are weird

[simple drift]

why is watchos 8, 9 and 11 signed

what the fart

i need me an ibus cable

so i can downgrade

[rich dune]

Attestation is now required in order to send tweets https://github.com/NeoFreeBird/app/issues/115

[red hinge]

so you're mega healthy

[simple drift]

what the fuck is neofreebird

[rich dune]

twitter mod

[low mortar]

the incredible part is my doctor prescribed me a drug to lower my bp last thursda

y

[untold helm]

New Accessible Feather-Flying Animal

[red hinge]

tbh 113 is high for normal adults

i average around 93

[simple drift]

just use regular twitter vro

[low mortar]

i would honestly like to do it again when i dont have constant chest pains and shortness of breath

[rich dune]

no)

[untold helm]

Was it shot using tape or film

[simple drift]

digital

[untold helm]

Since they could re-do it

[simple drift]

480p

[untold helm]

Oh

Ai slop upscaled maybe

[simple drift]

neh

nah

but like

just get the dvd

yeah the bluray will be SLIGHTLY better in terms of bitrate

but like

its still 480p

then again it is my favourite movie of all time ill probably get it whenever it releases

also the regular bluray is really rare so

[chilly bear]

yea that's my bad

[simple drift]

its lowk cheaper

[untold helm]

They never said it was blue ray

It’s probably a movies anywhere license

See how there’s no disc in the images

[chilly bear]

i don't remember tweeting this

[untold helm]

Oh nvm

[simple drift]

buddy.

[red hinge]

you sure its really filmed in 480p? okay yea the trailer looks like ass also

[untold helm]

What country is this flag and why do all the cute girls come from there

[untold helm]

Sorry I’m slow

[red hinge]

but like back to the future got a 1080p version and it doesn't look bad

[simple drift]

it was primarily filmed on a canon ex1

[red hinge]

oh

its an amateur camcorder

[simple drift]

its such an amazing movie tho

lowk the grainyness of it adds to the vibe

[simple drift]

from the mid 90s

with a max res of 480p

https://hmv.com/store/film-tv/4k-ultra-hd-blu-ray/28-days-later-limited-edition-4k-steelbook

whenever this drops theres a 100% chance i get it still

i gotta see how ts looks in terms of image quality

[untold helm]

90% of pixels fake

[red hinge]

you do know 90's high-end camcorders can record in 720p right

[simple drift]

not the ex1

wow the trailer for this movie really doesnt do it justice

this trailer sucks

i mean the image quality is the same

thats just how the film looks

[red hinge]

my half dead brain can verify that it looks like ass

[simple drift]

i like how it looks

it adds to the atmosphere

of the story

[red hinge]

getting a very "cinematic" experience without frame gen

[winter meadow]

great game

[chilly bear]

wtf i can use my laptop as a bluetooth speaker ?!'?

[jaunty garnet]

send link

[untold helm]

link

[chilly bear]

you just connect it over bluetooth and it works 🙂

no other setup necessary

i think

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet

[jaunty garnet]

the video

[chilly bear]

oh...

[jaunty garnet]

why tf are you making minecraft in roblox

[simple drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/address-me

[untold helm]

and why aren’t you

[jaunty garnet]

i refuse to play pedoblox

[untold helm]

play ≠ make

[untold helm]

I did fuck up the lighting a. It, 3rd image I got the colors right but the first image I got the shadows right

I need to get both

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cer-spence-really-oh-really-present-them-gif-14045680924445608951

[jaunty garnet]

does the tnt work

[simple drift]

tnt mention

those who know

[untold helm]

At the moment, hotbar, block placing/breaking, basic creative inventory, accurate gravity/speed/jumppower

[chilly bear]

need someone to lick it up

sorry

[jaunty garnet]

???

[jaunty garnet]

thats crazy

[half compass]

i did a thing

[untold helm]

I also did a implementation of the fists main menu but I need to work on it a bit

graphics were directly uploaded from the source leaks

[ornate latch]

To make a game you have to test by playing it too

[untold helm]

Don’t test then

Just take your own word

[ornate latch]

FoidAI reference

[jaunty garnet]

use cumra1n by mineek

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/lobotomy-gif-17167871613916111579

[low mortar]

you and me both

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet Why sob

[pale ember]

Same ppl on the server from before wow

😭

[jaunty garnet]

makes sense.

[low mortar]

go on

[pale ember]

is appldnld down rn

[untold helm]

????

[low mortar]

oh.

oh god

[terse dome]

who

[untold helm]

Who is this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1439693271277506600/sileodev.gif

[low mortar]

some white name who was being freaky

lmao

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1439693271277506600/sileodev.gif

[low mortar]

i dont remember their name

[terse dome]

you could have just said some whitename

hop off

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1439693271277506600/sileodev.gif

[pale ember]

same old ppl on the server

like

[terse dome]

ew

[pale ember]

get a life or sum gng 💔

[chilly bear]

i can show you freaky

[pale ember]

did i ask u vro

[wicked surge]

that null person is more annoying

[pale ember]

get yo ass off discord

[chilly bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759029589338226688/1479901170410459267/converted.gif

[pale ember]

yo idk u

sybau

[untold helm]

Didn’t someone ask you for like nudes once??

[pale ember]

damn ppl on the server

same old pedos on the server

[chilly bear]

yep.

[pale ember]

jk idk if ur a pedo or not gng

[low mortar]

oh yeah

this has happened a few times

[chilly bear]

@wicked surge look what you made me do.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1480311450470973667/converted.gif

[thick tapir]

imma kms

[red hinge]

then charge your airpods

[thick tapir]

how

i dont have a charger

[red hinge]

oh

cool

[untold helm]

It’s “charging?”

[thick tapir]

case is trying to charge them

except case is basically dead

[chilly bear]

you can actually use a stethoscope as a replacement

[ornate latch]

This dude?

[low mortar]

building scratch is hard!!

[low mortar]

yeahhhhh

[chilly bear]

ban evading?!

no one snitch

[ornate latch]

No bro that is clearly AI generated

[chilly bear]

not cool dude.

[untold helm]

Why are you remaking scratch

[half compass]

i am an alt of supertom

[chilly bear]

@half compass GUPPY

[half compass]

GUPPY NO WAY

GUPPY!!!!!!!!

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/transmit-this-cat-when-they-least-expect-it-transmit-this-bunny-slow-loading-transmitting-fakeout-gif-532479633164265025

[low mortar]

for my research project

0_0

[half compass]

im a stupid little guppy

[chilly bear]

me if i was a guppy: yo im feinberg

[low mortar]

its an app to program these robots (guppys)

[half compass]

@chilly bear Are these the tas machines feinberg uses

to be good at the game

[untold helm]

TAS is probably the best video game player

[chilly bear]

that’s the thing that disconnects super’s keyboard

[untold helm]

They have like really good runs on like tons of games

[half compass]

yea fr

[half compass]

🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ OPPONENT PACE DETECTED ONSCREEN 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ MATCH AT RISK 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ BREAK KEYBOARD IMMEDIATELY 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ ͏

[velvet zenith]

🚬 🔫

[gleaming ingot]

hey guys i got a joke

why do programmers use dark mode?

[chilly bear]

idk why

[gleaming ingot]

because light attracts bugs

[chilly bear]

LOL

good one

[gleaming ingot]

thank you

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1355708914209128588/1457945342204051585/nowaybro.gif

[gilded rapids]

Date night x

[chilly bear]

im On my way!

[low mortar]

yoooooo

[gilded rapids]

I ordered the porterhouse steak

$145 😭

[low mortar]

waow

[knotty shell]

how do i get in terminal im alr jailbroken

[simple drift]

[half compass]

wow you're eating the towel?

i didn't know it's edible

[simple drift]

when are we replacing unc0ver tv emoji

[chilly bear]

can we get a kiwi bird emote

[half compass]

guppy emote

[untold helm]

Newterm3 in Sileo

[untold helm]

Most unused emoji

They should replace it with android sob

There is ZERO point in uncover tv emoji

[knotty shell]

ok

[low mortar]

omg i know sileo

[knotty shell]

got it, ty

[simple drift]

[ornate latch]

It would be concerning if you didn't

[low mortar]

idk im very exhausted

[gilded rapids]

yes

[low mortar]

im tired to the point of seeing blind spots again

i could very well forget the existence of sileo temporarily

[half compass]

im legally blind

sorry i lied

[chilly bear]

towel missing

smoking gun???

[half compass]

smoking gun detected 🚬🔫❗📢❗📢❗📢 🚨

[ornate latch]

Are you sure you just don't have dementia due to your very advanced age

[chilly bear]

never forget

[slim nova]

Maybe sleeping for 2 hours isn't a good idea on a school day

[red hinge]

still better than zero

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle look how dirt ts us

[red hinge]

at least im not tired

[chilly bear]

like the cycle?

[slim nova]

I feel like shit

[half compass]

2 cycle

[slim nova]

Tate McRae ahh song

[muted shuttle]

i could fix him

[low mortar]

pretty sure

my brain scans looked normal 0_0

[untold helm]

$8

[ornate latch]

No

[untold helm]

Also a pretty good condition beeboncool controller for $6

[untold helm]

Main issue looks like the joysticks gunk

[low mortar]

i kinda want the pictures from my brain scans but not enough to file the formal request to get them

if i got an mri i'd do it for that

but not a ct

[half compass]

my left nut is missing

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle @muted shuttle

$6

[half compass]

where did it go

@chilly bear help me find it

[untold helm]

Also a Kinect for $15

[muted shuttle]

i could fix him

👀👀👀👀👀👀

[chilly bear]

it might have retreated to inside you

[untold helm]

Looks like it doesn’t need fixing

[half compass]

no it's on the ground

[chilly bear]

after being scared

[half compass]

how do i put it back

[muted shuttle]

Dirty.

[low mortar]

when is someone going to fix you

[muted shuttle]

ummm

[chilly bear]

ohhhh did u follow that diy orchiectomy vid

[muted shuttle]

I don’t need fixing I just need a hot nerdy emo bf

[untold helm]

I’m going to get a nerdy emo twink before Maxine

[muted shuttle]

Low key

[untold helm]

I hope

[half compass]

Yea

[chilly bear]

hi lol 😅

[half compass]

it's on the ground

what do i do

[gusty gulch]

@polar python fixed me idk how

ask him

[low mortar]

twink bf

[chilly bear]

@untold helm no wait i lied sorry

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle
Sixaxis
Wired 360
Beboncool
Which one do I get

[muted shuttle]

wtf is a beboncool

[half compass]

yea you're unfortunately just a bum and neither of those

but it's okay

[untold helm]

Cheap 3rd party brand

[thick tapir]

wild asf how my study group genuinely turned into the number one most “interesting” friend group in my school

[untold helm]

Which one do I get, all of them are like $7

[muted shuttle]

Buy sixaxis and wired 360 controller

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/adrien-explain-our-friend-group-we-are-ohio-gif-9663518733606337371

[muted shuttle]

If you can only get one I’d get the 360 controller

Good controller to use on pc

[untold helm]

Ooo I found a FireTV cube

$15

[thick tapir]

not interesting like that more like its just diverse ig

[untold helm]

Would complement my Apple TV HD

[half compass]

you pmo

[outer adder]

yo

[chilly bear]

i could’ve filled ur tummy

[fallen pelican]

how many times is too many times to compliment a woman in one day

[half compass]

Ewwww

foids.....

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[untold helm]

It’s a 1st gen cube

So idk

And plus Alexa :/

There is a grown middle aged balding man wearing a @fervent dove hoodie

[muted shuttle]

That’s aaron

[dense valve]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[frosty grail]

die die die

[muted shuttle]

How mean

[muted shuttle]

Can i see cinnamon before you kill me

[gilded rapids]

Rip

[velvet zenith]

No

[muted shuttle]

Why

[muted shuttle]

Did you cook cinnamon

wtf …

@frosty grail how do you feel about this

[dense valve]

Does cinnamon know about this?

[low mortar]

hiiiiiii

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle sized mouse

[chilly bear]

this is great

[untold helm]

@spark gale can u confirm or deny

[thick tapir]

like we got 2 mexicans, 1 korean, 1 native american, and 1 british “person”

[untold helm]

There was like 5 cute emo twinks that just walked in @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

drop the address

i'm on my way

[untold helm]

2 of them have partially bleached hair too

Fluffy

[muted shuttle]

drop the address

i'm on my way

[untold helm]

no your too far

And Gatekeeping

[fervent dove]

@muted shuttle's timezone is US/Central
It is currently 06:45 PM CDT

[muted shuttle]

i have a minivan that can do at least 70 mph

[untold helm]

One of the 5 have glasses

[muted shuttle]

really gatekeeping huh.

[untold helm]

Why should i

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-ni-tensei-shita-ojisan-gif-11258870095286669643

[dense valve]

he's keeping them all to himself

hi otterick

[muted shuttle]

ughhhhh

[wicked surge]

hello sir brad how are you

[dense valve]

good hbu

[wicked surge]

im doing good to

watching my fav movie

[dense valve]

that's nice

[versed sun]

How long until I need to install another drive been 7 months with the first 2

The computer has also been on almost 24/7 those 7 months

Only turned off for updates upgrading switching or moving the computer

[knotty shell]

drives are cute

[versed sun]

Or power outages

[knotty shell]

E:)

theyre smiling

[chilly bear]

D:

[knotty shell]

D:)

u just have the wrong perspective

[chilly bear]

😟

[versed sun]

Didn’t even notice

[untold helm]

I was sadly checking out when they were walking in

[chilly bear]

it's this emoji

[untold helm]

All 5 of them were cute emo and/or nerdy twinks tho

[muted shuttle]

[dense valve]

C:)

[versed sun]

How the hdd will feel when it has negative storage left

[knotty shell]

can somebody make a chatgpt tweak so i can swipe like the side of my phone and chatgpt pops up real quick thanks just vibecode it thanks

[chilly bear]

got it 👍

[versed sun]

Get 15 pro or newer make a shortcut for the silent switch button

[knotty shell]

then i cant have my phone jailbroken

lol

i was joking anyway i just use siri

[pale ember]

siri is ass dogshit

[versed sun]

Just have someone bring the phone to jail and break them out with your phone

[knotty shell]

hmmmm

[knotty shell]

searches faster then me tho

so its fine

[pale ember]

alr

[muted shuttle]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/jellyfin/comments/1rog2b6/i_built_a_native_jellyfin_client_for_apple_tv_now/

@polar python @alpine chasm

omni fin is dead

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Ewwwww

aaron's mouse

[dense valve]

Someone photoshop the rjb logo over the mouse logo

[untold helm]

I’ve been to multiple thrift stores at this point, you probably could track down my exact location with enough effort

[muted shuttle]

I dont have to track it down. Us r/Jailbreak staff have the ability to see your precise location via your jailbroken iPhone.

[polar python]

What won't direct play: MKV containers

[muted shuttle]

What if i kms

wait where do you see that

nvm

[pale ember]

where do i live

[polar python]

i can add omni player to omni fin i guess

Lowk forgot omnifin existed

[untold helm]

Reflection probably making this a risky post but blank dvd spindle

[half compass]

wtf is that

what sex toy is that

[simple drift]

just figured out how to gatekeep videos to desktop discord users only

so only desktop users can see it

[muted shuttle]

how

[simple drift]

[untold helm]

What a weird assortment

[simple drift]

secret

nah basically

[muted shuttle]

wii fit

[simple drift]

re-encode a video in av1 and then put it in an mp4

won’t play on ios

[untold helm]

There’s a Xbox 360, Launch One, and One S

90 each

[muted shuttle]

XBOX 360

[simple drift]

will on desktop cuz its electron its chromium

[untold helm]

360 comes with controller and cords

[simple drift]

wow

[untold helm]

Is $90 worth it

[polar python]

@muted shuttle https://x.com/mikezillionaire/status/2030704751831294316?s=46

Mike 🇺🇸 (@MikeZillionaire)

Would you be moderator for $800 per week?

X · Mar 8, 2026, 5:58 PM

You’re being scammed

[muted shuttle]

I saw this. I'm aware.

[polar python]

@spark gale I demand payment for my previous work and I also demand you start paying Maxine for her “work”.

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

For just a 360?

What 360

Phat or slim

[polar python]

u can buy a phat xbox one and jailbreak it when it releases for that price

[simple drift]

good luck jailbreaking an xbox one

[untold helm]

Was gonna take a pic rn but emo twinks are back I think

[polar python]

there’s a hardware exploit or something for the first revision

[muted shuttle]

WHERE!!!!!

[untold helm]

I’m not telling you

[simple drift]

sounds like goyslop to me

[muted shuttle]

Ur so mean

[simple drift]

we need software exploit

[polar python]

Wait

[polar python]

Im pretty sure u can jb it in software it’s just unpatchable

[muted shuttle]

phat 360

h,mmmm

[polar python]

Like checkm8 ish

[muted shuttle]

Send the power connector of the xbox 360

[untold helm]

One s and launch one are the same price, but those don’t have cables and shit

[muted shuttle]

power connector

on the console

i must figure out the motherboard revision

to determine if it is Worth it or not.

[polar python]

i must figure out the motherboard revision

[simple drift]

brother what

[polar python]

Google it i don’t have expertise in ewaste consoles

[manic tulip]

inb4 xenon

[muted shuttle]

no that console never came with a xenon board

it can be a zephyr though

[simple drift]

xbox one really is ewaste

[muted shuttle]

with is pretty much just a xenon with hdmi

[simple drift]

at least it has a cool prototype name

[muted shuttle]

but it could also be a falcon. or a jasper. or a tonasket.

[simple drift]

durango

[manic tulip]

ive seen stupid mobo swaps before

into an hdmi console shell even though it has none

[muted shuttle]

yeah well im drinking an ultra strawberry dreams monster rn

[untold helm]

I doubt that

[simple drift]

it’s like 8pm for you

what the fuck

[muted shuttle]

LET ME SEE THE XBOX 360 POWER CONNECTOR!!!!

[muted shuttle]

7:23 pm actually.

[simple drift]

still

[low mortar]

0_0

[simple drift]

why are you drinking a monster

[low mortar]

why are you awake kate

[simple drift]

midnight gang

[muted shuttle]

:3

[low mortar]

fuck i could go for a monster rn

[manic tulip]

@untold helm send xbox 360 pics twinn

[low mortar]

hello mr hydrate!

[manic tulip]

hihihi

[muted shuttle]

@untold helm ARE YOU SIMPING FOR THE EMO TWINKS AGAIN

[untold helm]

:3

[low mortar]

hehe cereal

i just had cereal

[simple drift]

i LOVE cereal

[untold helm]

There’s 4 of them

[manic tulip]

hows it, amidst everything youre dealing with

[muted shuttle]

You said there were 5 earlier.

Are you one of them.

[manic tulip]

fatass ate one of them

[untold helm]

Might have miscounted

[untold helm]

???

[muted shuttle]

Ok well i still need the location

👀 👀 👀 👀

[untold helm]

nop

[muted shuttle]

Ur so mean

[muted shuttle]

sd

[simple drift]

is this a HP

[manic tulip]

Submerged in the D River in Oregon

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle it has a 120gb hdd

[manic tulip]

those can be upgraded at any time

[untold helm]

It has hdmi

[muted shuttle]

LET ME SEE THE POWER CONNECTOR!!!!

PLEASE!!!!!

THANKS....

[manic tulip]

Zephyr Falcon or Jasper or Tonasket

[untold helm]

There’s someone looking at games

I have to wait

[muted shuttle]

Theyre gonna take it before you

Youre so slow

[manic tulip]

i hope its Tonasket

[muted shuttle]

fr

[simple drift]

i want my macbook pro to arrive at my house

[muted shuttle]

tonasket on top

[muted shuttle]

hmmmm

[manic tulip]

take it out of the bag jackass

[muted shuttle]

i can't tell

i think it's jasper/tonasket

[untold helm]

I cannot

[muted shuttle]

can you get a better picture pls

[gilded rapids]

@muted shuttle @simple drift @worthy garden @untold helm

[simple drift]

winchester best x360 motherboard

[simple drift]

expensive

[manic tulip]

@untold helm can you see a bar on top of the power connector and is it seperated or not

[untold helm]

Separated

[muted shuttle]

ok peak

jasper/tonasket

would buy

[manic tulip]

Congrats, probably jasper

[untold helm]

Separated, with controller and hdmi port

[muted shuttle]

i'd buy

[simple drift]

i want a 360 elite

[untold helm]

120gb hdd

I already have a Wii and ps3

[muted shuttle]

oooo i know what i can buy

[muted shuttle]

i wanted to rgh1.2 a tonasket

[muted shuttle]

I KNOW THIS YOUTUBER!!!!!

seth young

[manic tulip]

sameee

hes based

[muted shuttle]

Are you in his server

[manic tulip]

peak tism

no

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/1980sgamer-lobotomy-meme-lobotomy-gamecube-nintendo-gamecube-gif-199861935188851405

[manic tulip]

didnt know of it

[muted shuttle]

yup ofc

Do you want an invite

[untold helm]

Physical copy of sims 4 for the pc

Why the fuck

[manic tulip]

the hell even goes on in there

[simple drift]

SIMS 3 BETTER

[muted shuttle]

autism

[manic tulip]

sounds about right

i should buy a 360...

i need me a memory card port for some reason

[velvet zenith]

No

[simple drift]

see i would get a 360 but like i already have a ps3

[velvet zenith]

E waste

[manic tulip]

@velvet zenith refer to my case study

[velvet zenith]

No

[manic tulip]

pussy

[velvet zenith]

E waste

[manic tulip]

xbox 360 e

!!!!

[velvet zenith]

e for people on estrogen

[simple drift]

best 360

[manic tulip]

maxine console

[velvet zenith]

fr

Not actually yet

[manic tulip]

almost

[velvet zenith]

She doesnt have a job to pay for it

[simple drift]

me console

[muted shuttle]

xbox 360 e lowkey sucks

[simple drift]

it looks nice tho

[manic tulip]

maxine should give me her address so i can send her a 360 e when she starts estrogen

[muted shuttle]

because half of them are unmoddable

[manic tulip]

(it will not work at all)

[velvet zenith]

300 dollar shipping

[muted shuttle]

:/

[simple drift]

don’t get a winchester then