general

[desert cairn]

youre forced to phone verify

[mighty bronze]

Nice one apple my icloud password is in a data leak✌️🥹

And i made all my accounts with that icloud

[desert cairn]

ok so change the password

[mighty bronze]

and i cant change the password on this phone for another day

[mighty bronze]

about that...

[desert cairn]

what

[mighty bronze]

i just got this phone so its too new to change password

[desert cairn]

ok so change it on web

[gilded rapids]

cows go moo

[tawny harness]

If apple let us dock the newer iPhones we'd basically have a macbook neo in our pockets

[red hinge]

iirc the android apple music method doesn't work anymore

[slim nova]

netz do you have the problem on android where apple music straight up refuses to auto play?

[red hinge]

no

[slim nova]

these ram prices 💔

[untold helm]

Then they would need to make a full ass install of macOS or at least allow iPad features

And it would eat into the neos and iPads sales

[worthy garden]

hi

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle thoughts?

[worthy garden]

@muted shuttle thoughts?

@muted shuttle thoughts?

[winter meadow]

Use a different icon

[untold helm]

For?

[winter meadow]

The right big one

[untold helm]

Why

[winter meadow]

It feels off

[pale ember]

wsp chat

[untold helm]

Haii

:3

[worthy garden]

someone give me a good domain suggestion

i am hosting zipline

[winter meadow]

ossed.net

[simple drift]

is this rockbox

if so how tf did you screenshot an ipod

[red hinge]

https://support.apple.com/en-vn/guide/ipod-touch/iphc872c0115/ios

[simple drift]

not the touch bludclart

[red hinge]

you didn't clarify which ipod

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-sad-depression-gif-24658304

[chilly bear]

im sorry.

[versed sun]

Can’t even download dmgs or run programs on it

[tawny harness]

Js make it so when it's connected by a type of dock it does sum like Samsung dex

But yeah it would eat into ipad and Mac neo but not that much bc a laptop isn't half as useful as a phone pc

[coarse shard]

Turn on install iPad apps

Most apps are now utilised for iPads

Basic browsing and gaming is possible

If you try on the 17pm

Gaming is pretty much possible

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle hey, theyre giving out job offers at mcdonalds

[red hinge]

https://girlcockx.com/gregorymcfadden/status/2029641848826851712?s=46

GregsGadgets (@GregoryMcFadden)

Ok, I have a problem: I only have $700 and I can't decide between the MacBook Neo and this beautiful set of Mac Pro wheels. Any suggestions?

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girlcockx · Mar 5, 2026, 7:35 PM

[worthy garden]

Mid

[simple drift]

wheels

[simple drift]

oss.de

[red hinge]

true, the macbook neo gets obsolete much quicker than the wheels

[untold helm]

type of shit macrumors posts

[simple drift]

crine

[simple drift]

[coarse shard]

[hazy lagoon]

Definitely the wheels

[coarse shard]

I’ll save 400-500$ and buy the air

[gilded rapids]

Isn’t it like $499 if you’re a student

[untold helm]

correct, online edu store u just have to have a edu email

[winter meadow]

With no Touch ID

[grim monolith]

Hi is it possible to get Always On Display on unsupported device running ios 26.3?

[gilded rapids]

the average high schooler to uni doesn’t need Touch ID tho

it’s like ppl mad about it being 8gb of ram

[gilded rapids]

erm

[half raft]

hi

[outer tundra]

https://motorolanews.com/motorola-three-new-b2b-solutions-at-mwc-2026/

What the heck?

[worthy garden]

hi

[half raft]

You guys chill?

[worthy garden]

I don’t like Debian.

[half raft]

lol

[worthy garden]

Delete it.

[half raft]

I know you wanted to insult me

[worthy garden]

Fake Linux.

[half raft]

But I use KDE

[worthy garden]

Use Arch.

[half raft]

apt install are the best

eww

[worthy garden]

Apt the worse.

[half raft]

Parrot os

Nah

[worthy garden]

pacman on top.

[half raft]

eww

[worthy garden]

You fake linux user.

[half raft]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-looking-away-gif-26704349

[worthy garden]

You don’t know the real linux.

[half raft]

lol man

I was using parrot os when you where playing with your food

And kali all the way back to backtrack

https://tenor.com/view/katherine-mc-namara-awesome-blonde-hot-beautiful-gif-23497175

[worthy garden]

Yeah bro ur cooked.

Average ubuntu user

[half raft]

I have 4 macbook

I have a different distro on each

[gilded rapids]

I love this Apple Watch

[half raft]

Do you even code in assembly brother

[winter meadow]

67 he he

[half raft]

Noice

[gilded rapids]

.

[half raft]

https://tenor.com/view/death-fight-john-wick-cqc-gun-gif-5738494

I have Samsung Galxy Watch 8

Tails ftw

Check the power of kde https://youtu.be/O9M5jSGGCqc?si=-e_9BxqoJujycnEu

[simple drift]

apt is awful

[half raft]

Donwload flatpack or wathever you need

[simple drift]

you can use kde connect on any de

[half raft]

snapd

[simple drift]

or just

[winter meadow]

Shut up

[simple drift]

use a better package manager

on a diffeeent bistro

[worthy garden]

Yes

[simple drift]

i only use debian based shit for servers

[red hinge]

hey @half raft i have a windows 11 install

[half raft]

Yeah KDE connect is awesome

[worthy garden]

Nobody using Flatpak

[wary badge]

apt-get >

[worthy garden]

KDE. sucks

[half raft]

haha

[worthy garden]

Okay

may aswell use windows

[simple drift]

kde is good but i’d rather use gnome

[half raft]

apt install metasploit

[worthy garden]

Windows

[half raft]

I had gnome but heavy

only have 8gb ram

[worthy garden]

Use i3 or fake linux user.

[half raft]

And don't have kde connect

[worthy garden]

ubuntu vps.

[winter meadow]

apt install stfu don’t make Linux your whole persona

[simple drift]

gsconnect extension

[worthy garden]

He’s a larp

[simple drift]

kde connect in gnome

[half raft]

apt install humor

[simple drift]

you know nothing why is this your username

[worthy garden]

He’s larping.

Bro uses the worse linux.

[simple drift]

superlarper

[worthy garden]

Only real linux users use arch.

[half raft]

I know that your ip adress begin with 192.168

joke llll

[worthy garden]

Ur funny

[simple drift]

10.1

[winter meadow]

What if I’m using cellular data

[simple drift]

192 168 isn’t the only local ip system

[winter meadow]

My carrier uses 172

[half raft]

Then i will triangulate you

jk

[simple drift]

clown

[half raft]

80's vibe

tdos

btw I made adiscord bpt its pretty cool https://mrichard333.com/MR3

It has over 90 commands but wikipedia very useful

[worthy garden]

Idc.

skidded

[simple drift]

[worthy garden]

Skidded

Vibecode

[winter meadow]

Ads

[simple drift]

vibecoded slop

[winter meadow]

Go away

[half raft]

I also made this https://mrichard333.com/dashboard/

[worthy garden]

@ruby copper Can you flex on him

[half raft]

Duh

[simple drift]

claude made this*

[winter meadow]

Slop

[half raft]

No, we made it toghether troughout 2 months

[worthy garden]

Is ur friend number 1 trending on github rn no 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[half raft]

I AM, Undenaible

[worthy garden]

Larp.

[half raft]

https://tenor.com/view/its-personal-revenge-john-wick-keanu-reeves-gif-13729853

[simple drift]

hi ns

[dry monolith]

i got hit with pool cue

[simple drift]

lmao

[worthy garden]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[half raft]

https://tenor.com/view/its-impressive-i-know-lucifer-morningstar-tom-ellis-lucifer-its-impressive-gif-17400095

[worthy garden]

oh.

[simple drift]

all of the lights

[worthy garden]

Yes.

kanye west

[thick tapir]

ts real asf

[simple drift]

rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka

[simple drift]

son

[thick tapir]

ye da 🐐 no 🧢

[worthy garden]

i like yay

[half raft]

https://tenor.com/view/red-leather-dakota-singing-playing-guitar-gif-11159431276191542047

[dry monolith]

Are u dissing the song

it’s dropping friday

[worthy garden]

Yes

[dry monolith]

Me and my friend

[simple drift]

no

[dry monolith]

fuck u

[simple drift]

cool

[half raft]

Its Friday, pop pop pop

[thick tapir]

what

[worthy garden]

🥺

[simple drift]

you know full well what

[dry monolith]

releasing 2026

[simple drift]

what is this app

[dry monolith]

spotify for artists

[worthy garden]

wtf

[simple drift]

i see

[worthy garden]

Shit app.

[half raft]

https://open.spotify.com/track/13AvIMuWOBUWGBhWGIHb6N?si=TOXxsjYWTG2n15xGG3eHpQ

[simple drift]

send me link when ts drops i’ll listen

[fervent dove]

I'm a big fan of Ice Cube,
and "Friday" is one of my favorite songs of theirs.

[simple drift]

am i in ur server or not i can’t remember

[dry monolith]

Bruh what else can i use

[simple drift]

yea

[dry monolith]

nothing

[dry monolith]

I can send u presave rn

[worthy garden]

Soundcloud rapper

[simple drift]

ok

[dry monolith]

333ns - check the time (feat. wishmeluch)
https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/333ns/check-the-time-feat-wishmeluch/

[half raft]

Red Leather is my favorite band right now

[worthy garden]

Ok?

[half raft]

Its gostpel

With dark lyrics

[worthy garden]

Hi

[half raft]

https://youtu.be/078z4IFC0Hw?si=c-XQkC-WmEH7xAZX

[simple drift]

done

[glass basin]

Hi

[lunar nest]

Why are you on an alt

[glass basin]

I’m no alt.

[winter meadow]

@worthy garden get out

[worthy garden]

Get out

[winter meadow]

Why do u have two accs

[worthy garden]

That is @fervent dove

[glass basin]

Bro stop alting @winter meadow

bannable.

[worthy garden]

Yeah bro. @winter meadow

[chilly bear]

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/spotify-kids/id1470209570

[worthy garden]

wtf is this

[chilly bear]

yea

[worthy garden]

Bad app

[chilly bear]

oh

[gilded rapids]

I need to use the bathroom.

[copper tendon]

brain dead app

[chilly bear]

you ALWAYS need to use the bathroom

ur age is showing.

[glass basin]

Lol

[chilly bear]

@half compass https://girlcockx.com/k4yfour/status/2029742715534201151

k4 (@k4yfour)

Alysa Liu recently went viral for her Teen Vogue rant on Ender Dragon standardisation in MCSR Ranked.
︀︀
︀︀"If you want to handle perch RNG properly, it should be seed-based while keeping the vanilla distribution, accounting for the number of crystals and where the player stands."

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girlcockx · Mar 6, 2026, 2:15 AM

[glass basin]

Alysa Liu recently went viral for her Teen Vogue rant on Ender Dragon standardisation in MCSR Ranked.
︀︀
︀︀"If you want to handle perch RNG properly, it should be seed-based while keeping the vanilla distribution, accounting for the number of crystals and where the player stands."

[outer adder]

yo wsg

[ornate latch]

why did you switch accounts

[winter meadow]

Who did?

[glass basin]

@rotund glade Hacked me.

[ornate latch]

I wonder who bro

maybe the person I asked the question to?

[chilly bear]

me

sorry

[glass basin]

bro null alted.

ban

[chilly bear]

on lukinhas @quasi gulch is my alt

[gilded rapids]

ur not wrong

I drank an extra large coffee this morning

Coffee makes me GO

[glass basin]

Stop pissing @gilded rapids

[gilded rapids]

no coffee makes me do the other one

@ornate latch I found a shirt for u

[ashen basin]

What’s the lightning bolt for 🤔

[gilded rapids]

Idk

[chilly bear]

british 🙂

[ashen basin]

LMAO

wtf

They’re just doing anything

[rotund glade]

Who are you

[ashen basin]

The person you hacked

[glass basin]

Give me 20eur

[rotund glade]

Bro i dont Hacker

[gilded rapids]

People be selling anything on marketplace bruh

[ashen basin]

Yoooo

I’ll buy it

[simple drift]

rjb as a society will pay for it together

[gilded rapids]

Fr

[glass basin]

buy me leaf green

[rotund glade]

No..

Brop..

[ashen basin]

Bitch if you don’t just pirate it

[rotund glade]

Poor..

[glass basin]

i cant

[ashen basin]

why

[rotund glade]

poor

[glass basin]

cant discuss here

[rotund glade]

cant afford pc

[glass basin]

RULE?

bro

[rotund glade]

cant afford phone

[glass basin]

hello i am luca i do not pirate or commit any illegeal actions

thi spelling is good

[chilly bear]

hello i am null i do not pirate or commit any illegeal actions

[glass basin]

you use jellyfin for music piracy,

[ashen basin]

What happened

[glass basin]

YO

[rotund glade]

see

poor

[chilly bear]

people change.

[glass basin]

IM GETTUIBG BANNED

[ashen basin]

LMFAO

[glass basin]

bro

i tried

for

4 hours

trying to fix

and didnt work

[rotund glade]

are you stupid

[ashen basin]

how are you unable to emulate a gba game

[glass basin]

no the switch ver

[rotund glade]

switch ver ass

[glass basin]

gba takes 5 seconds

[ashen basin]

oh if you’re using the rom it won’t work on an emulator

[glass basin]

well i have modded switch

i was trying to

do something

[ashen basin]

lmao wtf

[glass basin]

il see

someone said it worked on eden

not sure

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/the-woobles-woobles-pierre-penguin-cheerleader-gif-12509240942260499237

[glass basin]

no bro

if i could i say i would

[ashen basin]

Oh yeah I meant a gba emulator lol

[glass basin]

i rather not play on pc

[rotund glade]

ye cuz u dont got a pc

[glass basin]

I DO,

i can tpost pic

[rotund glade]

larp

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/meatball_132/status/2027448876098326893?s=20 kinda funny asf

Meatball132 (@meatball_132)

OK, here's my "the (English) Pokemon FireRed game for the Nintendo Switch system" cursory analysis.

First of all, I dumped the game to immediately discover the most sad romfs ever:

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 27, 2026, 6:20 PM

[glass basin]

prob gona buys witch verison

,hoenslty

[simple drift]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G9UDgvTXIAAmcQj.gif

[ashen basin]

only reason it doesnt work through a gba emulator is because the profanity filter references the switch's built in filter or some shit like that

[glass basin]

did u see the stuf fu can do

uh

the

mailbox

to dupe items

and stuff

[ashen basin]

lmao yes

[glass basin]

im gona do that

[glass basin]

can you fix my site

with claude code

[outer adder]

what you want to fix

[glass basin]

everythibng

i showed u last niught

[outer adder]

just ask claude if you did it with him lol

[glass basin]

vodiai.

[simple drift]

@ruby copper gm

[outer adder]

be more specific i will tell you how to fix

[glass basin]

when was bro awake

[outer adder]

dk this one

[glass basin]

m!

https://ko-fi.com/mineekdev

If I don't respond to your dm, it's probably due to you ending up in the message requests tab, which I don't check that often. Ping me if you need me.

[simple drift]

its like 9pm his time

bro should be awake

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/nintendeal/status/2029993335419720017?s=46 lmao wtf is this picture

Nintendeal (@Nintendeal)

Nintendo Suing U.S. Government Over Tariffs https://aftermath.site/nintendo-tariffs-sue/

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 6:51 PM

[outer adder]

bro shered his ko-fi lol

[glass basin]

Bro mineekdev is rich

[outer adder]

lol

[ornate latch]

who even buys this

this is insane

[outer adder]

@glass basin just tell me what you want to fix il help you

you can just use claude or gemini their not bad tho

[glass basin]

Idk.

https://ossed.lol/home

goc

fix pls

[outer adder]

it looks nice

[patent oyster]

hi, is it possible that a jailbreak will be available using this web exploit https://zecoxao.github.io/angler/ ?, i found it on a ps4 jailbreak discord server, im new to this so its just that im curious

[outer adder]

naybe add overflow hidden on pc bc the website is on full screen

[simple drift]

if its for ps4 its for ps4 not ios

[glass basin]

what dis mean

[simple drift]

bradar

[outer adder]

that you cant scroll

[patent oyster]

not for ps4 it doesnt work

it works only on safari browser

[glass basin]

i didn tknow

[outer adder]

now you can and its useless bc the site is full screen

[simple drift]

safari uses webkit

[glass basin]

well ottger pafes bneed scroll

[simple drift]

ps4 browser is webkit

it thinks its on a ps4

its for ps4

[outer adder]

so only on pc disable scrolling

[simple drift]

jsut not latest firmware

latest jailbreakable ps4 firmware is 13.00

[patent oyster]

oh okk

[outer adder]

does those webkit bugs still works?

[simple drift]

not on current firmwares no

[outer adder]

lol

[patent oyster]

ye o know i have 12.02 jailbroke

[outer adder]

i know it does on nintendo consoles

[patent oyster]

i was just asking if it could be used as an entry point or sum

[simple drift]

and the vita

and ps3

[simple drift]

no idea

prob no

[glass basin]

Hi u using sapphireos still?

[simple drift]

i can confirm this is true

[ruby copper]

gm

[simple drift]

hi

hru mineek

[ruby copper]

Good!

[simple drift]

that is good

[ruby copper]

@simple drift Check dm.

[muted shuttle]

Why r u leaking dms

[simple drift]

ok

[outer adder]

i saw some vita's and psp on aliexpress and those preatty cheap

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Hiii

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle

[glass basin]

@ruby copper GM.

[ruby copper]

Check dm.

[muted shuttle]

Ok.

[outer adder]

@muted shuttle can you pls reset my username?

[red hinge]

sorry,,,,

https://klipy.com/gifs/steam-gift-cry

[muted shuttle]

done

[outer adder]

tyy

[simple drift]

tchelet

[glass basin]

Etayツ

[outer adder]

why it even changed lol

[ruby copper]

gm

[outer adder]

kate8k

[red hinge]

can't believe im making rice at 3am

[vital knoll]

can you please reset your username

[glass basin]

Hi boblop.

[muted shuttle]

Previous nickname wasn’t typable

[vital knoll]

not Asian enough

you should already have rice

[outer adder]

oh

valid

[ruby copper]

in what way

can't u just type the uhh

username

not the display name

[vital knoll]

hi lucat

[red hinge]

also did my phone just went from 11% to 3% in 30 seconds

[glass basin]

im going to iga

[ruby copper]

ue4 is so slow

[muted shuttle]

A regular qwerty keyboard couldn’t type it which is used by most active members of the server

[red hinge]

[outer adder]

it was the same

and with a font

[muted shuttle]

Yeah but im just doing what I was told

[simple drift]

this is why u use modded client

[ruby copper]

no like the actual discord username

[outer adder]

oh

[ruby copper]

the one that needs to be ascii

[outer adder]

idk

i think you can

[red hinge]

time to whip out my 65W brick

[gilded rapids]

I am not being productive at work today

[vocal plinth]

Yeah, but then people get banned cause they screenshot their message logger

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle How many days ago was it

[muted shuttle]

It was

Ummmmm

[outer adder]

a lot of servers are doing it

[simple drift]

dont use a message logger

simple

[vocal plinth]

True but people are weird

[muted shuttle]

It was 65 days ago.

[outer adder]

but now its stupid bc you can type the nickname

[simple drift]

64

[ruby copper]

using message logger might be the most weirdest thing u can do

[simple drift]

actually

[muted shuttle]

nop

it was 65

[simple drift]

no

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[sullen verge]

If I have some Files of tsx and all I buitl with expo dev and convert them to swift or whaterver is there a website where I cna make it install on my phoen safely without anouther app>?#

[ruby copper]

cuz like why would you ever need to see deleted messages what LEGIT purpose is there

If ur not a mod or something

[simple drift]

mineek it is 64 right

not 65

days ago

[red hinge]

that helped

[muted shuttle]

To violate the privacy of others

[ruby copper]

idk ill ask google

[muted shuttle]

Duh

[ruby copper]

it was 65 days ago

[simple drift]

fuh

[muted shuttle]

See kate

Dummy

[glass basin]

mineekdev.

[ruby copper]

Hello

[simple drift]

It is in 2 days.

[ruby copper]

Why r u on an alt

[outer adder]

@simple drift what in 2 days

[glass basin]

i got bored

[simple drift]

it

[ruby copper]

@obsidian chasm

[glass basin]

#themes message @ruby copper rate tghis

[outer adder]

what is it???

[glass basin]

[sullen verge]

If I have some Files of tsx and all I buitl with expo dev and convert them to swift or whaterver is there a website where I cna make it install on my phoen safely without anouther app?

[red hinge]

.

[ruby copper]

what does this mean sir

bro is converting typescript to swift

wait what is tsx

[glass basin]

You're asking about two things here, so let me break it down:

Converting TSX/Expo to Native Swift
You don't actually need to convert your TSX files to Swift. When you build an Expo/React Native app, the build process already compiles everything into a native iOS app (.ipa file). You can do this with:

Copybash
eas build --platform ios
This gives you a proper native iOS binary — no need to manually rewrite anything in Swift.

Installing on Your iPhone Without Another App
Yes — there are a few ways to sideload an .ipa onto your iPhone 16e without needing a third-party app on the phone:

1. AltStore (most popular)
   Requires a computer (AltServer runs on Mac/Windows)
   You install AltStore once via your computer, then you can sideload .ipa files directly
   Free, uses your Apple ID
   Apps need to be refreshed every 7 days (free developer account limitation)
2. Apple Developer Account + EAS Build
   If you have a paid Apple Developer account ($99/year), you can use Ad Hoc distribution
   Build with eas build --platform ios --profile preview
   This generates a link you can open directly on your phone in Safari to install — no extra app needed
   This is probably the cleanest option for personal use
3. TestFlight
   Upload your build to App Store Connect, then install via TestFlight
   TestFlight is technically another app, but it's Apple's official one and likely already on your phone
4. Xcode Direct Install
   If you have a Mac, just plug in your phone and hit Run in Xcode
   Free Apple ID works, same 7-day refresh limitation

[outer adder]

mineek?

[sullen verge]

Like I know I could use sideloader.io. I do not want to install a new app

[sullen verge]

Holy Chat GPT

[glass basin]

yes.

[red hinge]

holy cow it adds 1% every 15 seconds

[ruby copper]

65 days before now

Want to figure out the date that is exactly sixty-five days before now without counting?

Today is March 6, 2026 so that means that 65 days before today would be December 31, 2025.

[glass basin]

clasude topyus

[red hinge]

even though my iphone can't benefit from a 65W brick

[ornate latch]

TypeScript React slop

[gilded rapids]

@untold helm @teal bramble @half compass @simple drift

[ornate latch]

it's like JSX

[glass basin]

tscx.

[sullen verge]

Ask it what if I do not have a mac

[red hinge]

chat

[sullen verge]

Shush

[glass basin]

1 sec

[simple drift]

hi blaze

i dnot want that

[red hinge]

i'll do a nitro giveaway once mineek counter goes to 67

[simple drift]

id rather get

a renault clio

or a miata

[glass basin]

You don't need me to search for that — I can answer directly since you mentioned you're on a laptop with an i5-10300H and a GTX 1650, which is a Windows machine.

Without a Mac, Here Are Your Options:

1. EAS Build (Cloud-based) — Best Option
   This is the big advantage of Expo. EAS Build compiles your app in the cloud on Apple's infrastructure, so you don't need a Mac at all.

Copybash
eas build --platform ios
Free tier gives you limited builds per month
Paid Apple Developer Account ($99/yr): You get an .ipa and can install via an Ad Hoc distribution link — just open it in Safari on your iPhone and tap install. No extra apps needed.
Free Apple ID: You can still build, but installing is trickier without a Mac (can't easily use AltStore without AltServer on macOS either — though there is an AltServer for Windows).
2. AltStore + AltServer on Windows
AltServer does have a Windows version, so this works:

Install AltServer on your Windows laptop
Connect your iPhone via USB
Install AltStore onto your phone
Then sideload your .ipa through AltStore
Downside: apps expire every 7 days with a free Apple ID, so you need to refresh regularly by connecting to your laptop.

3. TestFlight (No Mac Needed)
   Use eas submit to upload your build to App Store Connect
   Then install it on your phone via TestFlight
   All done from your Windows machine, no Mac required
   Copybash
   eas build --platform ios
   eas submit --platform ios
4. GitHub Actions / CI as a "Mac"
   If you really need Xcode for something, you can use GitHub Actions with a macOS runner for free (limited minutes). But with EAS Build, you probably won't need this.

TL;DR: Expo + EAS Build is basically designed for your exact situation — building iOS apps without a Mac. Pair it with either a paid Apple Developer account (easiest install experience) or AltServer on Windows (free but more hassle), and you're good to go.

[ornate latch]

what

[simple drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1199708766384427102/1245575918731395183/caption.gif

[ruby copper]

just buy a mac 🥀 🤞

[glass basin]

bro fix tinfoil.

[sullen verge]

Buy me one then

[ornate latch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279533225135439903/1284567461827706966/image0.gif

[glass basin]

🤓

[simple drift]

im so close to caving and spending 1200 on a macbook

[gilded rapids]

buy it

You won’t

[glass basin]

Rich boy u buy it

[ruby copper]

fr

[gilded rapids]

.

I am not rich 🥀

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-meme-seiun-sky-laughing-ishowspeed-gif-14113194394369007579

[gilded rapids]

I am comfortable in America

[simple drift]

i probably will

[glass basin]

ill visit ytou.

[simple drift]

but

[ruby copper]

when will minecraft bedrock edition source leak.

[simple drift]

its like 70% of my savings

[upbeat lodge]

do it i havent regretted my m4 pro

[glass basin]

eta.

[upbeat lodge]

macbooks so goated

[ruby copper]

fr

[simple drift]

i have an m1 air rn but

[glass basin]

buy linux

[simple drift]

i need an upgrade

this is soooo slow

im soo much of a multitasker

[ruby copper]

mineeklinuxiphone

[glass basin]

mac = slow

correct

[upbeat lodge]

1/10

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[glass basin]

bro can u save my ubunbtu vps its 4ram on 84% usage i dont even got docker running zipline

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle is this a good deal refurbished do u think

[outer adder]

this one is refurbished?

[simple drift]

yes

more expensive for worse condition lmao

[glass basin]

Ebay bro

[outer adder]

xdd

[outer adder]

yeah

[chilly drift]

hmm

[untold helm]

pay more for less

[outer adder]

you can find a better deal on ebay

[untold helm]

@glass basin ts u

[chilly drift]

what?

[glass basin]

yes my third alt.

[chilly drift]

oh yeah

[simple drift]

it wont let me add it to my cart

[split nimbus]

https://x.com/theflow0/status/2030011206040256841?s=46&t=6ncg-QvoIf51PSl0QMXLcA

Andy Nguyen (@theflow0)

I ported Linux to the PS5 and turned it into a Steam Machine. Running GTA 5 Enhanced with Ray Tracing. 🤯

▶ Play video

X · Mar 6, 2026, 8:02 PM

[simple drift]

ok

[chilly drift]

i just have a mind of my own now

so uh yeah this is my alt

[glass basin]

@obsidian chasm is my alt

[outer adder]

try ebay

[simple drift]

there are ZER0 14" m2 pros with 32gb of ram on ebay

literally zero

[outer adder]

bruh

no way

[glass basin]

i wil buy mac for linux

[simple drift]

i guess for that spec 16" sold better

so theres less 14" ones

[red hinge]

https://downloadmoreram.com/

[simple drift]

thanks

[muted shuttle]

Ummmm

[glass basin]

Ty,

[muted shuttle]

Looks fine I guess idk

[sullen verge]

Give it a try let me know how it goes

[red hinge]

it definitely works, i picked the 16gb plan

[simple drift]

well for some reason i cant add it to my cart sooooo

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789616917920088095/1450578441844817951/togif.gif

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Windows x64 Shipping

[outer adder]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/336117045624?_skw=14"+m2+mackbook+pro+32gb+ram&itmmeta=01KK2D058KCH47RYX1H40GYSMS&hash=item4e42231978:g:-pEAAeSws9FolWc8&itmprp=enc%3AAQALAAABAGfYFPkwiKCW4ZNSs2u11xCcF0Lpv%2B8fngA0UyPO6D2nMH9OLev7R7vh7VL0UqidwCMskWXcnhs0nNAJxtxbwFBsgobiiJtJkCXr52Pjfdk%2Bz%2B%2FgHk8LUBwdYa0zdzixl3f3Sz6vqu%2BsKjOfnRkSuD4R5yc5n%2B%2FTn9wUnhaYauTj3HrfRY6BzHf1pReWtErIo4Tx7rCOQJFFCW%2But9KaJYoiCpK%2Fh%2BCyFR82cosAfTpYqfTCxy6SxxEHHzjpoeNoOHIP0orHHoHOjo4pEvZmTyyIL83uM9fFHixS8QTB40mHc18JJK71EnYtGs%2Br%2FhEZunPovz8oxVw9qdrttdfhaN4%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR8TVgM2YZw
lol

[simple drift]

it was cuz of vpn

nvm

[outer adder]

why ppl selling boxes

[muted shuttle]

mackbook pro

[red hinge]

THIS IS A EMPTY BOX ONLY FOR A LAPTOP

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Did it work

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[simple drift]

sooooo much money....

[outer adder]

@red hinge

[simple drift]

[velvet zenith]

Im buying the box and telling apple that i didnt receive my macbook

[simple drift]

yk what

fuck it

ill make it back

[muted shuttle]

Doing this for m5 max mbp

[red hinge]

@simple drift if you don't mind

[muted shuttle]

Thx for strat

[simple drift]

im getting it

[outer adder]

get it lol

[simple drift]

id rather spend the extra and get m2 pro

[velvet zenith]

ur gonna get it for free from your parents anyways

[outer adder]

you was right about ebay xdd

[red hinge]

oh motherfucker

[simple drift]

how tf can you afford a 2000 dollar laptop with no job

[red hinge]

its called having rich parents

[simple drift]

fr

[muted shuttle]

Hi notice how he was talking about buying the box and then telling Apple that he didn’t get the mac

[simple drift]

no but

still

youre getting an m5 pro right?

how

[muted shuttle]

Because my dad had the idea of buying me a new MacBook Pro and he’d get my old mac mini

[velvet zenith]

@ruby copper

[muted shuttle]

Don’t fucking start this

[simple drift]

pluh

[velvet zenith]

Just pinging mineek

No reason

Am i not allowed to ping mineek

@polar python @desert cairn Yo why does it ask me this every time

How do i disable all security on here

[polar python]

0day malware

what r u even doing i’ve never seen this pop up when using xcode

[velvet zenith]

build

well the play button

[red hinge]

damn bro you got the play button from youtube?

thanks

[velvet zenith]

All im pressing is the play button

And then it asks for my password 5 times

The certificate is in the login keychain i think

[desert cairn]

it never does this for me

[glass basin]

Hi,

[desert cairn]

Hi

[glass basin]

Wyd dev

[velvet zenith]

Maybe cause i had it in system before

@limber temple where u going

[glass basin]

bro shadoe block me on thid acc too.

wetfg

[polar python]

is xcode managing ur cert

[velvet zenith]

No

[polar python]

ok well make it

[glass basin]

Yo

[velvet zenith]

no

[simple drift]

biggest upgrade other than the chip and ram

[ashen basin]

Most detailed pokemon center

[glass basin]

idk about this game

why is it so good

[ashen basin]

If you like casual games like animal crossing then it’s perfect

But you are rebuilding kanto by finding new Pokemon and enslaving them

It’s basically legends kanto

[chilly bear]

what if i like formal games.

[ashen basin]

If you like animal crossing then you’ll like it

If not then it’s prob not for you

[glass basin]

i hate animal crossing

[ashen basin]

The game runs on real time like animal crossing lmfaoooo

[glass basin]

i wonder if there’s gonna be a bot like they had for animal crossing

[ashen basin]

the game does have a ton more to do than animal crossing though

[simple drift]

I SHOULDNT HAVE WAITED

FUCKS SAKE

[ashen basin]

It reminds me a bit of stardew in the sense that it’s a very casual game that will stress you out with so much to do

[simple drift]

ok thats only like 60 more

[desert cairn]

did u check apple refurb store too

[simple drift]

i will rq

[ashen basin]

Also the map is like 100x bigger

[desert cairn]

probably worse deals

[simple drift]

but in the uk its a wasteland

apple refurbished is only good in the usa

back market is actually decent

[ashen basin]

I think there are 300 Pokemon in the Pokédex in this game, but it also has a habitat dex

and a fuck ton of items

[simple drift]

this is the ENTIRE refurbished store on apple.com/uk

every single mac

[ashen basin]

Bruh lmfao

[limber temple]

the vape store

[simple drift]

GAHHHH

IM BROKE NOW

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/necrolipe/status/2029886919958507706?s=46 hmmmm

'Necro' Felipe #UnivNintendo (@necrolipe)

Nintendo divulgou uma animação dos conceitos envolvendo posicionamento do GameChat na interface do Nintendo Switch 2 durante a fase de desenvolvimento
—
Nintendo JP

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Mar 6, 2026, 11:48 AM

It reminds me of Fortnite

Oh oops this is not an English post. This was a concept design that nintendo released for game chat

[velvet zenith]

Yo tell ur boyfriend his car shows on apple maps satellite view now

At ur house

[tepid ermine]

Dihs

🥀

[chilly bear]

idiot...

[simple drift]

its fine i got one

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ゔぃちゃん-비챤-viichan-이세돌-이세계아이돌-gif-25780714

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-meme-seiun-sky-laughing-ishowspeed-gif-14113194394369007579

[split nimbus]

@spark gale why did u send this gif in my dms

[simple drift]

i might just have the weirdest ecosystem of all time now

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1479583501883019515/sBjUIKZM.gif

weird choice for a gif ..

[main shuttle]

can u stop stalking me thanks

[limber temple]

Does it really

Woah it does

[tepid ermine]

jew

[near pivot]

arghh

[tepid ermine]

https://vt.kktiktok.com/ZSu85qj1L/

[near pivot]

never skip the gymm

[velvet zenith]

Not my fault your boyfriend left the house

[glass basin]

Hi

[tepid ermine]

Hi

[main shuttle]

yeah cause i needed a new vape

[velvet zenith]

Can you get me one too

[tepid ermine]

stop vaping

[velvet zenith]

Ts university shit stressful

[polar python]

You would wanna suck on a fruity stick

Freak

[velvet zenith]

I lowkey forgot i could just go and buy my own

Im legal

[velvet zenith]

Dont you do this ?

[thick tapir]

???

[glass basin]

Who doesn’t

[coarse wedge]

just found out xiaomi started making in house arm about a year ago

[polar python]

We’re talking about you, not me. Let’s stay on topic.

[simple drift]

dawg

[coarse wedge]

xring-01? hmmmmmm

software had always been shit

[thick tapir]

my professor wylin

[main shuttle]

no get a job and buy yourself one

[thick tapir]

why tf would i wanna see a dog

[coarse wedge]

if only there could be smth better to provide the hardware with

someone would make prob

[velvet zenith]

Okay

[main shuttle]

stupid ######

[velvet zenith]

Yo

That aint me

Thats brandon

[thick tapir]

nic is nasty lowkey

we only hitting the cart in this bih

[main shuttle]

why do u know what i typed

[tepid ermine]

why the hashtag

[main shuttle]

cause i cant say slurs here

[glass basin]

riglovz

[velvet zenith]

Theres 2 words that can fit into there and 1 of them you cant use

[tepid ermine]

no need the hashtags tho

[main shuttle]

how you know i cant

[velvet zenith]

Youre white bro

[main shuttle]

oh u meant that word

[coarse wedge]

saw a thread on 4chan:
“could dating black girls solve the incel problem?”

[glass basin]

why are you on 4chan

[coarse wedge]

idk

boredom

[glass basin]

get a life

[velvet zenith]

Yeah

[tepid ermine]

what’s that

incel problem

[main shuttle]

a person who choses to wage war in order to erase a tyrant enemy from existence is always right and should be listened to in silence.

pls be fr

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @muted shuttle @limber temple

[muted shuttle]

Huh

[coarse wedge]

he thought i said this in a positive way

[main shuttle]

why did u tag brandon

[tepid ermine]

he just did

[velvet zenith]

Why not

[tepid ermine]

what’s the problem with that

[main shuttle]

dont tag brandon in anything ever again

[coarse wedge]

i just like reposting weird shit cause its strange to me how some end up writing such weird shit

[tepid ermine]

🥀

[main shuttle]

ill have him block you

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

@limber temple Hi

[coarse wedge]

uhhh like

[tepid ermine]

what kind of relationship is that

[velvet zenith]

Brandons busy

[main shuttle]

@limber temple block this thing

[coarse wedge]

shit idk how to explain it

[muted shuttle]

What did i do

I just said hi

[main shuttle]

sorry i dont like ur kind

[red hinge]

what the fuck is going on here

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[tepid ermine]

gay dude mad

Or jealous irono

[coarse wedge]

incels are like edgy ultra sexist teenagers who think very weirdly

[main shuttle]

???

[tepid ermine]

Hi

[main shuttle]

hi

[coarse wedge]

and they sometimes know to support ideas of mass murder and shit

90% of school shooters in the us were incels

prob

[tepid ermine]

not surprised

[coarse wedge]

they believed in twisted shit that twisted their brains and made them do fucked up stuff

[main shuttle]

what are u talking abt

r u just running your mouth

[ashen basin]

Yes

[tepid ermine]

are you mad

[main shuttle]

yes im super mad and pissed and pissing my pants

[tepid ermine]

ouu

weakling

he’s not talking with mouth tho

he’s typing

[main shuttle]

ur so right

my phantom anger came out

[tepid ermine]

I’m so high

[main shuttle]

high in weight

yeah

[tepid ermine]

high scores

Lightwork

[simple drift]

this server is not real

[tepid ermine]

are you real

that’s the question

[simple drift]

no

im not real

[red hinge]

we are not real

[coarse wedge]

dw this is just some free time for whitenames

[tepid ermine]

Ok

[red hinge]

think of it like a bunch of LLMs talking to you

[simple drift]

yea

[main shuttle]

wtv that means

[tepid ermine]

Can’t think if we are not real

are u stupid

[main shuttle]

@limber temple ur gay

[tepid ermine]

respectfully

[red hinge]

AIs can think

[tepid ermine]

if he’s gay then what are you

[main shuttle]

not gay?

r we slow

[tepid ermine]

they don’t think

[main shuttle]

or something

[tepid ermine]

who’s we

[red hinge]

they do

[limber temple]

can we go to the liquor store i want some malibu

[red hinge]

the we is clearly not you unfortunately

[tepid ermine]

no they just have all data saved up

[coarse wedge]

wassup brandon

[main shuttle]

no ur gonna become a fat ass alcoholic and i wont date u

[tepid ermine]

glad im not slow

[limber temple]

hi

[limber temple]

i would never become an alcoholic

[red hinge]

glad to help you

[ashen basin]

Well

[main shuttle]

yes u would

u already are

[tepid ermine]

where can i rate your support

[red hinge]

https://chatgpt.com

[tepid ermine]

aha

[coarse wedge]

soon to go bankrupt

[red hinge]

nah man im all for it

[ashen basin]

Let’s gooooo

[red hinge]

fuck chatgpt

fuck the slop they cause

[ashen basin]

I deleted my account and disabled it on my phone lmfao

[red hinge]

and the DRAM shortage

[runic galleon]

Hello my bratia

[red hinge]

okay some AI companies can still exist, like huggingface and whatever

[simple drift]

hitler dead

i hate this operating system

[thick tapir]

fuck do i hangout with friend group one and get shitfaced tomorrow night or hangout with friend group 2 and run it up at the casino

[half raft]

Stay home

127.0.0.1

[coarse wedge]

we hope for similar news

[glass basin]

Ok

[simple drift]

get shitfaced

obviously

drinking is way better than gambling

[thick tapir]

gambling is actually so addictive tho

and i can get shitfaced on my own

[simple drift]

no

bad

friend group 1

[glass basin]

🕊️

[thick tapir]

how tf

[tepid ermine]

Because the ceo said so

[fallen pelican]

I'm tryna remove CPU from a Xbox 360

to make a keyring

how would I do ot

it

no hot air rework station

[simple drift]

no

bad

keep the 360

working

evil evil person

[tepid ermine]

no

boom boom the 360

[simple drift]

no

[tepid ermine]

yes

[thick tapir]

oven or heat gun

[tepid ermine]

Wow

This guy so smar

Smart

[night jewel]

anyone know of any tweaks for ios 16 nathanlr JB that let you hide text threads, similar to covert?

[glacial saffron]

jailbreak for ios 12.6?

12.5

[lofty hound]

/canijailbreak we are waiting for you

[glass basin]

/canijailbreak we are waiting for you

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle @obtuse ruin

[versed sun]

Did YouTube get more ads why am I getting 2 ads every 2 minutes

[glass basin]

Cause you gotta buy premium

[hard comet]

i wanted to go to sleep and the spider in my room just respawned

istg if this thing despawns again overnight

[glacial saffron]

what jailbreak does ios 12.5 use? dopamine doesnt work

[hard comet]

chimera works, no clue if that’s still the best thing. have a look here https://ios.cfw.guide

[simple drift]

it is

!t chimeramoment

[fervent dove]

chimeramoment

Chimera's success rate is poor and can take multiple attempts to successfully jailbreak, especially on older devices.

Chimera's success rate can be greatly improved on some devices by injecting the chimera_patch dylib. The easiest way to accomplish this is by downloading the compiled .dylib file from the GitHub repo, and injecting it into the Chimera .ipa with Sideloadly by expanding the "Advanced Options" window and enabling the "Inject dylibs/frameworks" option. Then, proceed like normal.

Additionally, you may also download and install a pre-patched .ipa file by visiting https://jailbreaks.app on the device you wish to jailbreak, navigating to the "Apps" tab on the bottom, expanding the "Jailbreaks" category, and finally choosing the "Chimera (Patched)" app.

Please note that, while chimera_patch is open source, it does modify the .ipa and thus can be considered an unofficial patch. If you are not comfortable with doing this, you may follow the steps listed below.

Tips to increase success rate

• Update to the latest Chimera version (ideally 1.6.5 or later)
• Make sure the device is charged above 20%
• Reboot after a failed attempt
• Wait 60 seconds before jailbreaking after a reboot/failed attempt
• Turn low power mode off
• Put your device in front of an air conditioner or fan

Added by stkc#6525 | Used 1,106 times · Oct 5, 2021, 12:13 AM

[simple drift]

fridge moment

https://ios.cfw.guide/installing-chimera/

[hard comet]

i had a collection of photos of iphones in fridges once

all from here

[simple drift]

actually obese

[simple drift]

please send some i need to see that

[hard comet]

i probably have some somewhere. if not have fun checking my messages 😭

[obtuse igloo]

/autotss when

[hard comet]

palera1n for homepod when

[simple drift]

fr

[simple drift]

u can checkra1n the first homepod

[hard comet]

they might be gone…

[simple drift]

like genuinely

[hard comet]

lmao i know

i’m waiting for my dock to arrive to do that

[simple drift]

its so funny

[hard comet]

why? idk

[simple drift]

u have to physically turn it upside down to put it in dfu

[hard comet]

the adhesive at the bottom is so strong tho i spent like a solid 20 minutes trying to open it

screwdriver worked

i hope the homepod i got is just software bricked and i can fix it

cuz i cba paying for a working one

@simple drift

found two in my old messages in here

[simple drift]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[winter meadow]

hm

[tawny harness]

Yipee time to jailbreak my ipad weekly

Rejailbreak

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/willwwmt/status/2030050728945811585?s=46 holy shit

Meteorologist Will Haenni WWMT (@WillWWMT)

One of the more impressive tornado videos we've received in my time here. This from TJ Second in Union City. Looks like a strong, multi-vortex tornado. #MIWx @wwmtnews @NWSIWX

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 10:39 PM

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-sad-depression-gif-24658304

[thick tapir]

fuck yes my mom is getting dominos

chicken, bacon, jalapeno w/ garlic parm sauce

[low mortar]

I honestly think this is the cleverest thing to do for the HomePod dfu

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1479583501883019515/sBjUIKZM.gif

[simple drift]

there has got to be a better solution

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/gtavi_countdown/status/2030026546526724426?s=46

GTA 6 Countdown ⏳ (@GTAVI_Countdown)

A modder successfully hacked the PS5 to run Linux, turning it into a Steam Machine running GTA 5 Enhanced.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 9:03 PM

[simple drift]

didnt you send this already

[ashen basin]

No lol

Did someone else

[simple drift]

i think so

[thick tapir]

ppl who dont always have a stop watch running are genuinely evil

and people who have a stopwatch running over 48 hours are evil

[half raft]

Damn son

[thick tapir]

holy fuck

[half raft]

I would appreciate if you consider adding MR3 bot btw its my favorite one https://mrichard333.com/MR3

[untold helm]

Who adding it?

[half raft]

You

It has 90 command+ but my favorite is simply wikipedia haha

very handy

[untold helm]

Google

[half raft]

I mean you can run by exemple /wikipedia moose and it explain you everything about it with an image haha

It also scan links for malware using /scan things like that anyway

[untold helm]

Why not use Wikipedia

[half raft]

Its faster

I also made https://mrichard333.com/dashboard , its a free website analyser to see if malisiouc or fraudulent activity is detected on any website

[polar python]

what in the claude 3.5 sonnet

[half raft]

Pretty cool hey

lol

[untold helm]

: boxes with features

Ai classic

[half raft]

Sometime I just improve my design cause I suck at design but thats a big backend

[velvet zenith]

Hello claude

[untold helm]

If got that Claude css design too

[half raft]

I worked 2 month on that come on guys

[thick tapir]

nah wtf ig im going to the casino tomorrow inshallah

[polar python]

vibe coding ur website is fine but please install the frontend skill or whatever and have him redo it 🙏

[untold helm]

Ever since ai all websites look different the same

[half raft]

I have, but its better now, I know how to I am just not good at it haha