general

[grave ice]

I just wanna see what

I can side load

[simple drift]

ad free modded versions of apps

is all i do

[grave ice]

I got all those tho

[simple drift]

then what else do u want

[grave ice]

I want something to troll

🌝

[simple drift]

what

[grave ice]

Troll people

Like something like an air drop spam

Something that’s fun to use

[dense valve]

you cant

there is nothing

[grave ice]

Bru

Give me a cashapp ipa

💀💀

[simple drift]

[dense valve]

[grave ice]

Pls

😭😭

I got one

[dense valve]

no

[grave ice]

But it’s mid 😭

[dense valve]

we dont help with fraud

[grave ice]

It’s not fraud

[dense valve]

iy is

[grave ice]

It’s called larping

[simple drift]

son

[dense valve]

[grave ice]

[dense valve]

Larping:

• When someone is pretending to be something they’re not.
  Fraud:
• a person or thing intended to deceive others

see the similarities

[grave ice]

Did you get this from google

[dense valve]

Does that matter?

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/695182849476657223/1474281846039904439/snappackage.gif

[dense valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[simple drift]

TheLicker_1.gif

[compact cobalt]

Is the display panel in the MBN the same as the one in the 13” MBA?

[simple drift]

PROGRESS

[grave ice]

What ipas yall got

[untold helm]

@grave ice

[grave ice]

What’s this

@untold helm

This probably doesn’t work frl

[grave ice]

Send in DMs

Finna test on my other phone

[untold helm]

Won’t work for u

It has to be sideoaded via trollstore

[grave ice]

My other phone

Is 16.5

[warm girder]

Why did my iPhone update?

[untold helm]

You probably had auto updates on

[warm girder]

It was 15.5.x then it updated to the newest version

[warm girder]

I download a tweak that stopped updates

[simple drift]

rip

[untold helm]

It could have expired

[simple drift]

might not have been in a jailbroken state when it updated

[warm girder]

Is there a iPhone X gesture tweak that works on the lastest version

[warm girder]

Nope

[simple drift]

iphone x you can jailbreak with palera1n

16.7.12 right?

[warm girder]

No gesture tweak

For iOS 15.8

[simple drift]

oh

[warm girder]

15.8.x

[simple drift]

probably

idk

[grave ice]

@untold helm

[simple drift]

ask in #themes

[grave ice]

Send

[warm girder]

Themes?

[untold helm]

Yknow that public airdropping has been dead for like multiple years now.

Apple made it where public airdrops have to be manually enabled by the person and only for 10 minutes

[grave ice]

Oh

Why you have it then

[warm girder]

Still remember back when I had school iPads we would airdrop stuff in the middle of class

[untold helm]

So it would only work with people who you have added with contacts

[simple drift]

insane

[warm girder]

Good times I remember being such a nerd geek when it came too media class

[grave ice]

Oh that’s lame ass he’ll

[untold helm]

(And have Bluetooth and shit enabled ofc)

[grave ice]

Hell *

[untold helm]

It’s been like that for years atp

[grave ice]

You got anything else

[untold helm]

For like what

[grave ice]

Side loading

[untold helm]

Anything in particular

[grave ice]

Cashapp

[warm girder]

?

[grave ice]

[warm girder]

Fake cash app?

[grave ice]

Yuh

[simple drift]

whitename classic

[warm girder]

It exist but who cares

[untold helm]

Bro thought he found a infinite money glitch 😭

[warm girder]

Credit card debt

[grave ice]

No ik I just wanna troll with it

It don’t give money 😭

[untold helm]

CashApp++ Mod Hack APK IOS (Unlimited Money, Everything Unlocked) free download 2026

[grave ice]

Bru not cashapp++

That shit is ass

[untold helm]

Just as effective to play a video then

[untold helm]

Ts was a joke

[grave ice]

😂

[grave ice]

Nah but frl just name something popular that you have

[untold helm]

Flappy Bird

[grave ice]

😭😭

[red hinge]

is oldos even maintained

[warm girder]

Anyone know how to get ChatGPT on iOS 15?

[untold helm]

There’s also DolphiniOS, which allows you to play Nintendo Wii and GameCube games

And MelonNX which can play switch games

[grave ice]

I got this

[untold helm]

Both assuming you have the files

[warm girder]

Sideloading is cool

[untold helm]

There’s Amethyst which allows you to play Minecraft Java edition

[grave ice]

What about one of the apps that allows you to make ai videos

[warm girder]

I never have to pay for anything now

[grave ice]

I need one for 2k26 on iOS drop frll

Frl*

[untold helm]

?

[warm girder]

This guy speak nonsense

[simple drift]

i’d be surprised

[grave ice]

Ai

[warm girder]

How hard is the pre act? I’m going to take it soon

[thick oriole]

is there a sideloading channel

[simple drift]

and manic which is like every other emulator

[untold helm]

It’s a novelty, just like those iPod apps

[simple drift]

and delta

[untold helm]

You can just ask in #jailbreak

[red hinge]

shit i forgot i lost my nitro

[thick oriole]

thanks

[simple drift]

there’s the r/sideloaded discord server

[red hinge]

alright no more scam

:/

[untold helm]

Yknow there’s those apps on the App Store right

[untold helm]

Last time I was there it was kinda shitty

[grave ice]

Get me a 2k26 side load

If possible

[simple drift]

jayy’s in it

so

[grave ice]

There shitty

👾

[untold helm]

So what makes you think a sideloadable one is any better

[grave ice]

Idk

[untold helm]

They would use the same or worse models

[grave ice]

[untold helm]

Half of the ai apps on the App Store are just ChatGPT wrappers anyways

[grave ice]

Mmmmmmm

I just want anything to troll

[untold helm]

You can install DemoLoop which is the app that is on display iPhones

[grave ice]

What it do

[untold helm]

There’s also a jailbreak tweak that can rig the Siri flip a coin

[grave ice]

Oh

[untold helm]

It’s the app that plays on the iPhones in the store

Like the animations with model name and it has the menu

[grave ice]

What can I use that for

[untold helm]

idk

[grave ice]

What about alt store

How I get that ipa

[untold helm]

Which one

If your talking about the DemoLoop one you need to at least have trollstore because you need to import a file in a specific location for it to work

[grave ice]

Alt store

[untold helm]

There is also the jailbreak tweak development tweak called flex, which it can act basically like inspect element

[untold helm]

use Sidestore instead, it’s better

[grave ice]

Ok send

?

I can’t get in on iOS 26

[untold helm]

https://sidestore.io

[grave ice]

^

[untold helm]

It works on iOS 26

[grave ice]

Ooh

[untold helm]

On your iOS 16 phone you should use trollstore tho

[grave ice]

Ok

How do I download this

[simple drift]

quarter of the way to safe

[untold helm]

It tells you how

[grave ice]

No it don’t

[grave ice]

?

[simple drift]

torrenting

[grave ice]

Mm

[untold helm]

https://docs.sidestore.io/docs/installation/prerequisites

[simple drift]

i need to get to a ratio of 0.4

or my tracker account gets banned

[grave ice]

Don’t git a computer bro

[grave ice]

L

[untold helm]

tough luck

you only need a computer once

[simple drift]

i’m getting it easy i’m not worried

[grave ice]

Oh

[grave ice]

[untold helm]

Altstore needs a computer once a week

[grave ice]

Damn

That’s shit

Ima just keep. Using FLEKS0R e

Store

[untold helm]

keep paying for shit mods that barely work

[simple drift]

meal

[jaunty garnet]

arcticsign doesnt need a pc

[half compass]

cocksign

sign with your cock

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321259694123384913/1470149123381530644/togif.gif

[thick tapir]

my mom told me to i should js skip my schools senior brunch and shit cuz its at the church so i can claim i cant go for religious reasons 😭

skipping every event these fuckers plan

[half compass]

oh ok

[untold helm]

who the fuck would believe your religious

You look woke

[half compass]

this is like the whitest person you know telling you with a straight face they're actually muslim

[thick tapir]

woke ppl can be religious and im not woke

[untold helm]

I didn’t say you were

[thick tapir]

and im not religious she meant like i can refuse to go cuz ig im so non religious i dont wanna go in a church

[thick tapir]

you implied it

[untold helm]

I said look

Not are

[thick tapir]

im a god fearing american patriot trying to uphold the rights of my fellow americans and you call me “woke” ?

[untold helm]

Yeah I misread that part wrong

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-csgo-phoon-gif-2064757889844296086

[untold helm]

Why doesn’t she want u to go

[thick tapir]

cuz i dont want to but its “mandatory”

[untold helm]

Oh so u didn’t want to

I thought she was trying to force u not to go

(I’m a dumbass)

[gilded rapids]

real

[alpine spoke]

When the OG Macbook Air has a backlit keyboard that the new Macbook Neo doesn't have

[gilded rapids]

yeah but that MacBook Air costs $2,890.72 if you adjust for inflation

[worthy quail]

m3 MacBook Air on eBay goes for like $630

Ish

what is eBay refurbished

[jagged turret]

Check the sold items instead just to make sure

[worthy quail]

uhhh one sec

[jagged turret]

sometimes you get survivorship bias and the prices look higher than reality

[worthy quail]

How do I filtered by sold

[jagged turret]

In filters

Idk just search hard

[worthy quail]

Found it

[alpine spoke]

ok what about M1 Macbook Air

[jagged turret]

WHAT

well its just an iPad for iPad girls

I suppose that's why

[worthy quail]

Prices are kind of everywhere

[tame shuttle]

Tornado over how we doing

[simple drift]

they’re so wack

[simple drift]

tornado where

[worthy quail]

about $350

all usd btw

[tame shuttle]

Oklahoma

But we good

[tame shuttle]

Damn

[simple drift]

hm

[simple drift]

299

crazy

[untold helm]

i3

[tame shuttle]

The nefarious i3:

[worthy quail]

core i3

[alpine spoke]

for a Pro not bad

[jagged turret]

sway is better

[jagged turret]

Its windy here in Kansas

extremely

[worthy quail]

don’t you use niri

[untold helm]

It was the normal m1 model tho I’m pretty sure

[jagged turret]

yes

What is the relevance

[tame shuttle]

I don’t know what sway is but nice

[half compass]

invest in the horse industry

[jagged turret]

i3 but wayland

[half compass]

buy high sell low

[simple drift]

yikes

[worthy quail]

i3 -> sway

-> nuri

[tame shuttle]

Real shit

[jagged turret]

You have just invented a total ordering

[worthy quail]

$7.49

[simple drift]

crypto investor mentality

[untold helm]

NFT bros

[worthy quail]

if moly

what

[untold helm]

I use arch btw

[worthy quail]

no way it’s unfiltered

what

[untold helm]

deleted myself

Holy shit

[worthy quail]

!ping

[untold helm]

@fervent dove is offline

[jagged turret]

retard

[untold helm]

mrow

[untold helm]

Haii

[worthy quail]

@manic tulip hydration nation the best piece of software in existence is somehow offline

[untold helm]

The day has finally come

[manic tulip]

Oh god

[untold helm]

We are no longer tied to a robot

ballpa1n

[jagged turret]

@wary badge say the n word

[alpine spoke]

The 12 inch macbook came with more ram than the macbook neo

[jagged turret]

@desert cairn

[untold helm]

guys spread Mr beast crypto casino

ariez

Holy shit

[worthy quail]

gir memory leak

[untold helm]

Yeah gir is for sure offline

[jagged turret]

The tornado sirens are going

[untold helm]

celebration sirens

[worthy quail]

did the tornado hit gir

[jagged turret]

But we literally only have a severe thunderstorm watch

I don't get it

I thought the tornado is in oklahoma

[untold helm]

Whatever hit it should make sure it’s dead

[worthy quail]

!ping

[untold helm]

FUCK

ITS BACK ONLINE

☹️

[worthy quail]

!t jail

[fervent dove]

jail

This Discord server is for iOS Jailbreaking, not discussing plans to break out of prison. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by nooka | Used 179 times · May 8, 2025, 1:27 PM

[untold helm]

Why and how did that happen

[sour canyon]

FUCIK

I MISSED GIR DOWNTIME

NOOOOOOOO

[untold helm]

We thought we finally broke out of jail.. but after all we were just unexploitable

[ruby copper]

Hey

[worthy quail]

hey howd you end up there mineek

[sour canyon]

https://x.com/yomoghinadanada/status/2028818427423629427?s=20 @manic tulip

よもぎなだなだ (@yomoghinadanada)

定期的に変なことしてるシャワーズを描きたくなる
#ポケモンイラスト

X · Mar 3, 2026, 1:03 PM

[manic tulip]

Liquid

[untold helm]

What caused the gir outage

[worthy quail]

hydration

[worthy quail]

nuclear warfare probably

[untold helm]

And can it happen again

[manic tulip]

Aaron probably took his shoes off

[worthy quail]

his jailbreak shoes

[alpine spoke]

What you do to the Vaporeon

[fervent dove]

aaron

aaron’s shoes

Added by stkc#6525 | Used 265 times · Nov 18, 2021, 4:14 PM

[worthy quail]

Aaron 1 is new

idk what that one is

[fervent dove]

aaron1

:sus:

Added by dihydrogen.monoxide | Used 7 times · Nov 30, 2024, 10:24 PM

[untold helm]

2024

[worthy quail]

oh

not new

[untold helm]

Sometimes I question what MacRumors posts

2028 leak: that years iPhone will likely be made by apple

@muted shuttle wtf happened

Also Mr beast crypto casino in other channels

[coarse wedge]

I WANT YOUR POWER

[quiet charm]

oh my FUCKING GOD

THIS IS LIKE THE THOUSANDTH TIME

[sullen junco]

iOS 26.4 beta 3 fixes reduce highlight effects?

[quiet charm]

WHY DOES THE ALARM ON MY IPHONE NOT VIBRATE OR MAKE A SOUND

HOW HAVE THEY MESSED UP SUCH A SIMPLE THING

[coarse shard]

Just set a nice simple ringtone

It goes to none

Sometimes

[ashen basin]

4 hours into pokopia and i think im softlocked

😭😭😭

I lied I fixed it

It was glitched though

[teal bramble]

💔

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/feinberg-yo-im-feinberg-an-18-year-old-minecraft-speedrunner-from-chicago-illinois-fulham-mcsr-gif-18131120464265310524

[solemn snow]

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTA 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

[sullen junco]

No, it doesn’t fix.

[ashen basin]

Yeah get to work mfs

[tame shuttle]

FUCKKK DUDE

10 year laptop and cosmetic only but still FUCKKK

[solemn snow]

what

[alpine spoke]

Apple Logo almost looks modern

[red hinge]

perfectly usable

[tame shuttle]

Me with my MacBook Pro bro

Works fine it’s just old

The older it is the more of a security risk it poses

[untold helm]

How the fuck did they do that to a thinkpad

[coarse wedge]

switch pm with am

[dense comet]

How is it

[coarse wedge]

worked with me 👍

[ashen basin]

Way better than I thought it would be tbh

[dense comet]

I wouldn't be surprised if it still works with a monitor

[ashen basin]

It’s actually stupid how fun it is

[coarse wedge]

laptops wear their wounds as badges of honor

[dense comet]

Gamefreak in trouble

[red hinge]

am i the only person who does vol up vol down power to turn off my iphone

[dense comet]

Yes

[ashen basin]

is that not the normal way of turning it off

[dense comet]

No thats a force shutdown

[red hinge]

you can hold vol down and power as well

[red hinge]

no its not

you just hold it until the power dialog comes up

[coarse wedge]

how tf you take screenshots on an ipod

[dense comet]

You can also just swipe down control center and hold the shut down button lol

[quiet charm]

I did

[ashen basin]

I forgot this was there

[quiet charm]

like the alarm shows but there isn’t any sound or vibration

[untold helm]

Button

[coarse wedge]

doesnt work for some reason to me

[coarse wedge]

what fucking button

[dense comet]

Skill issue

[untold helm]

Press both for screenshot

[ashen basin]

Bulbasaur clocking Charmander’s tea

[coarse wedge]

i cant somehow get my iphone on the shutdown screen using the default two button hold method so i use that one

[coarse wedge]

brother what buttons do i press

[dense comet]

There's 4 ways to shut down an iPhone

Hold vol up + siri button

[coarse wedge]

prob smth firmware related cause it worked on all other iphones ive had

[dense comet]

Tap vol up vol down and hold siri

Control center

[coarse wedge]

what the fuck

[dense comet]

And Settings > General > Shutdown

[coarse wedge]

im asking how to take a screenshot on an ipod

[teal bramble]

dude the nurse failed to take my blood and burst a vein and the doctor had to do it

💔

[atomic yarrow]

Undercover admin

[teal bramble]

ts crazy

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-typing-shit-atm-man-funny-tiktok-gif-6754206601808444804

[teal bramble]

volume up power button

[atomic yarrow]

spotted

[teal bramble]

or volume down power button

probably

oh ipod

i thought u said ipad

[red hinge]

ipod touch

:/

[teal bramble]

sob

neglected product

[coarse wedge]

ipods have volume and power buttons? thats cool

[dense comet]

Why were you at the hospital

[teal bramble]

i was supposed to get my blood taken a long time ago

[atomic yarrow]

Hello mr. Admin

[teal bramble]

but i didnt

cuz my doctor wasnt there

lmao

[red hinge]

fun fact: nurses can take your blood way better than a doctor

[dense comet]

Hi whats up

How do u know

[red hinge]

they're better trained for it

[teal bramble]

Thats why i said

[teal bramble]

doctors dont take blood

[atomic yarrow]

I've seen you before

[teal bramble]

usually

[atomic yarrow]

[dense comet]

Screenshot is power button + home button tho

[dense comet]

Who's alt are you

[atomic yarrow]

None

[dense comet]

Totally legit

[half compass]

sorry

its my alt

@atomic yarrow say yes if you are my alt

[atomic yarrow]

yes

Jk

[half compass]

@dense comet see

[dense comet]

no

[atomic yarrow]

Admins here take there job very seriously

Love that

[stoic basin]

nah

[atomic yarrow]

I feel like if a bloodhound was sniffing me rn

[stoic basin]

they suck

[atomic yarrow]

[low mortar]

Never

[atomic yarrow]

I love lambda expressions

[low mortar]

Most doctors haven’t touched a needle in years

[red hinge]

why is there 2 english entries

[ashen basin]

Why not

[teal bramble]

Yeah

[low mortar]

If a doctor ever wanted to do my blood work I’d be concerned

[teal bramble]

i was hella concerned

💔💔

the NURSE burst a vein

[half compass]

yes?

it happens all the time

[teal bramble]

if you’re professionally trained and are not blind and are not missing fingers and is not sloppy it usually works first try

idk what type of nurses u being going to

[half compass]

you know that people breathe right bro

[teal bramble]

yes

[half compass]

so it makes you not still

and because you're not a robot

[teal bramble]

if u cant have precision maybe you shouldnt do highly sensitive areas

[low mortar]

People flinch

[half compass]

it will always happen

sometimes

[teal bramble]

she messed up my dad aswell

before me

lmao

[low mortar]

I had a student nurse fail an iv twice, get it on the 3rd go

[teal bramble]

sob

[low mortar]

I only knew something was wrong when I felt my arm wet, looked down and it was just red

[teal bramble]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1213344249014255676/1260367834417205310/54ae93ab94b84e2ab35f07c557ac1714.gif?width=551&height=670

[low mortar]

Dude got an ok line on the 3rd go

I don’t think it’s his fault though

It was cold as fuck in that room

[teal bramble]

😭

[low mortar]

All my veins had disappeared

[teal bramble]

build muscles Np

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752411958061301800/1273206239525863464/caption-2-2.gif

[cobalt bluff]

hiya people

[coarse ginkgo]

gm

@muted shuttle wakey wakey, its job time

[tame rock]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-csgo-phoon-gif-2064757889844296086

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1455506832238968895/1462997932763779082/twitter.gif

[muted quartz]

i hate windows so much

currently figuring out how i can backup all my screenshots from my iPhone to my PC but most available tools are overly paid

i've tried all types of software that i could find so far and none seem to do what i'm looking for

a few would end up crashing out

now i'm running out of programs to find and i'm still out of luck

i'm upset

[coarse wedge]

i hate this guy

[cinder pebble]

Localsend:

[muted quartz]

i know that tool already

[cinder pebble]

Or the alternative method just turn ur pc like a homelab and transfer it with filebrowser

Thats what I did

Oh nvm u use windows

[chrome peak]

google photos

[muted quartz]

the closest i could get to is with this tool called Blip

what i could probably do is not selecting all screenshots at once (since i have over 20K of them)

instead i could do stack by stack

[worthy garden]

Hello.

[muted quartz]

hiii

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle wakey wakey, its job time

[glacial valve]

Gm

[worthy garden]

@muted shuttle wakey wakey, its job time

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle wakey wakey, its job time

[tepid ermine]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DVe2O-mkRr7/

[half compass]

what's the joke with black people and smoke alarms

[rugged wren]

yo

[half compass]

i dont think im racist enough to get it

[rugged wren]

stop breaking my system

[half compass]

lies

you are not the real steve jobs

[rugged wren]

i am

😎😋

[half compass]

@blazing halo will cut off your testicles

[rugged wren]

me and him are twin

[half compass]

Error: the target doesn't appear to support JTAG debugging

i cant jtag my magic keyboard

[lunar eagle]

How do I jailbreak my iphone 7? It’s on ios 15 but since I have a new phone I figured I have nothing else to lose anymore!! :PP

Oh, this channel is more useful though

I’ll copy paste it then

[teal bramble]

i bought a dry aged steak

im gonna have the feast of my life

[slim nova]

fatas

[torpid urchin]

CAN you Send the link to install trollstore 16

[green juniper]

Guys idk if I should update my iPhone SE 22 iOS 16 or not

Some apps are no longer supported

:/

[half compass]

SE 22

[teal bramble]

no no nO NO

[glacial valve]

Unbased

[red hinge]

okn

[glacial valve]

Friendly fire

Refer to my latest message on instagram

[red hinge]

please refer to your message in my instagram dms

that is clearly false

i am not "n"

[glacial valve]

I said it first

[red hinge]

i typed it first

[glacial valve]

You are netzworth

So

Okn

[red hinge]

oh fuck you

[coarse ginkgo]

what does the n stand for

[red hinge]

gir back up

[glacial valve]

Netzworth

[red hinge]

please keep gir down

[glacial valve]

Rt

[red hinge]

ok rt

[glacial valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966830763968430180/1236924340382208042/caption.gif

French movies my beloved

[coarse ginkgo]

okf

(french)

[glacial valve]

@vital knoll

[vital knoll]

fr
ench

[rugged wren]

yo

[quaint storm]

Can I please have some assistance how to break my 17.1.1 7th gen iPad? Is there a video or anything I can watch?

[teal bramble]

dix seven

@glacial valve Cylinder 1 & 3 misfire

[glacial valve]

Let’s go

What engine

POV the 3 cyl engine

[teal bramble]

w goons

ts from a person who has a e93

😭😭😭😭

[rugged wren]

stop breaking my os bro

[quaint storm]

Haha

[rugged wren]

i literally skid android system bro stop

i risk my self from jail bro

[teal bramble]

@glacial valve i finally found out what was wrong with my car

the spark plug was not plugged in correctly

💔

like it wasnt tightened correctly

[split nimbus]

NOOOOOO!!!!!

😖

[teal bramble]

its fix now fren

i order new spark plugs anyway

cloudflare is genuinely the biggest scam service ever i got billed $90 because they couldnt do their job properly

what a fucking joke

[carmine elk]

this better not take up my whole lan bandwidth

[raw gull]

beautiful setup

[versed sun]

How does my phone go from 70-50 overnight but only goes from 97 to 95 when charged almost fully

[teal bramble]

full tank btw

@gilded rapids

[gilded rapids]

oh hell no

I just woke up ima be late to work 😭

[velvet zenith]

Thats nothing

[gilded rapids]

That’s regular tho

[teal bramble]

brotato

2€

per liter

[teal bramble]

it’s not

its the cheap one

[gilded rapids]

Oh

[teal bramble]

whatever regular is

[gilded rapids]

Yeah

[velvet zenith]

Dude putting premium in his car

Void ai profits showing

[worthy garden]

Hello.

[red hinge]

u want to play?

[winter meadow]

Is that expensive 😭

[terse dome]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2029801291694616818

Matthijs Weeink (@mweeink)

Goedemorgen werkend Nederland

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 6:08 AM

[slim nova]

67676767

[terse dome]

gen alpha vulnerability researchers be like 0x67676767

[slim nova]

That might be a vuln

[gilded rapids]

ok I made it to work

late but I stopped by Walmart to buy energy drinks

[teal bramble]

its

wait

its around like

260 syrian pounds

per liter

[teal bramble]

i saw ts

w shell

[gilded rapids]

u pay too much for gas 🥀

lower wages too so you pay so much more

[hard comet]

just failed the recaptcha like 15 times and now i’m ratelimited

istg i literally clicked what i was told to

what r we doing

also they want me to click motercycles and show me bikes

[slim nova]

six seveyen

[tame rock]

An iOS Xbox 360 emulator is coming soon

idkfam

[mighty bronze]

It better be playable with a xbox one controller

[gilded rapids]

@teal bramble

[wild pelican]

ip flagged/etc

[gilded rapids]

Octane
87
89
91

[wild pelican]

if you're using vpn/tor, they will shove u endless captcha

[half compass]

literally doesn't happen

[slim nova]

xrt

[gilded rapids]

I’m gonna DoorDash food again

[slim nova]

im gonna doorsmash

[tame rock]

Idk if iPhone supports Xbox one controllers you definitely have to search that up

Cause the developers can’t just add support for a controller that doesn’t work on iOS

Not easily at least

[gilded rapids]

oh my boss got me Starbucks

I love my job

[glacial valve]

Bro got jewed

[tepid ermine]

🥀

[narrow crown]

iirc it should

[tame rock]

Yeah I mean it’s cool there’s finally going to be anything Xbox related for iOS

[gilded rapids]

@teal bramble @half compass do you see me as American or Asian first bc I’m not white just curious lmao

[tame rock]

I personally am not a big fan of Xbox

[half compass]

definitely american

[narrow crown]

xbox has always been a little lame to me

[tame rock]

Amazing and great that an emulator is going to exist and I’m definitely going to install it but I’m probably not going to play anything

[half compass]

you're only racially asian

you are the most spiritually american person of all time

[gilded rapids]

I found that so interesting when I was in Europe and got treated way better the moment ppl found out I was American

well person of color who is American

[half compass]

people here look up to all americans

white or not

like most of the time

[gilded rapids]

hmmm I see

[chilly bear]

does that mean you look up to me?

[gilded rapids]

lol

[half compass]

no you're not american

[chilly bear]

[narrow crown]

that is actually wild why

[half compass]

you're part of fraudmerica

[chilly bear]

i so am

met trump

on an island

[half compass]

just cuz it's a cool country they see in movies

[gilded rapids]

ig our lifestyle is humorous but also curious

[mighty bronze]

It does

[gilded rapids]

I do believe it’s very true not everyone can live like an American or earth would be destroyed 😭

[tame rock]

Then if it supports controllers in first build you are good

[mighty bronze]

good

[coarse ginkgo]

circle k ahhh

[winter meadow]

Lies

[gilded rapids]

@narrow crown I always seem to have the best conversations with people when traveling when people find out I’m American but it’s always different because I’m a person of color

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle ring ring ring herro! a job is calling!

[gilded rapids]

like it’s not your stereotypical interactions but there’s always a sense of respect or like calm

[half compass]

your stereotype is good as fuck anyways

the asian american stereotype is being really smart

[gilded rapids]

true

[narrow crown]

o that makes sense

[narrow crown]

some sort of reverence cuz they know america is evil and racist too

[tame rock]

@winter meadow

[teal bramble]

💔

[mighty bronze]

Holy

[gilded rapids]

❤️

[mighty bronze]

Can't wait to try out cod on it

[gilded rapids]

Ig as much as I downplay it I do have nice apartment and I’m going pretty good for myself

my own car no payment too

[mighty bronze]

Is this guy tryna flex rn?

Jarvis send him to larry

[gilded rapids]

no but I can you want me to

[terse dome]

the way people call themselves in the US is interesting because as far as I understand usually you put your race first i.e. "Asian American" but in Singapore they reversed it such that everyone calls themselves like i.e. "Singaporean Chinese"

[mighty bronze]

What even is that conversation

[versed sun]

iPad 11 has the worst battery

[mighty bronze]

try a 12 mini

[versed sun]

Had over 40-50 and died overnight doing nothing

[versed sun]

Probably better then the iPad 11

Won’t die middle of the night

With no use

[half compass]

chinese singaporean sounds weird and american asian also does

[mighty bronze]

the ipad 11 has 7538 and the 12 mini 2227

in mah

[mighty bronze]

I always just call myself mixed

Sound's the best

But since i'm mostly german i say german mixed

[terse dome]

see i think this weirdness isn't necessarily inherent

surely people will get used to calling i.e. american asian

i guess it does sound more natural if say american chinese

[half compass]

hmmmmm

[gilded rapids]

I think the reason why is historical. Since the US is built almost entirely from immigration, people tend to acknowledge ethnic heritage first and then the nationality

[half compass]

maybe you are right

[gilded rapids]

It was popular in the 1960s with different political groups as a form of identity and civil rights

[mighty bronze]

That sounds pretty damn smart

[terse dome]

i think you can argue exactly the same for singapore but for the opposite (i.e. racial harmony, nationality over race)

[gilded rapids]

Fair enigh

Enough

it’s nice traveling abroad though I can just say American and that’s all

While at home it’s always Asian American but I love the community it entails since it’s so large

[terse dome]

i guess though it could potentially have been helpful in raising the attention to the (lack of) right of certain ethnic backgrounds

[terse dome]

im so cooked bc when i say i'm japanese then people ask me how it's like living in japan and i have to be like erm well actually

[gilded rapids]

regardless I’m too American to be embraced by my ethnic people (cause I’m thai)

[mighty bronze]

Hot take: ever since the iphone 13-14 line up iphones have been boring because the 13 pro brought 120hz the 14 pro brought dynamic island but the 15 only replaced a button and switched the port which is harder to clean 16 brought another button which is easier to break and the 17 looks bad

[gilded rapids]

real I get called a banana

yellow outside white inside

[terse dome]

i need a new term for different shades of yellow on the outside and inside

[mighty bronze]

try getting called both sides

and a border hopper

[gilded rapids]

ooof yeah

It’s okay I swam to America from Asia 😭😭

[mighty bronze]

"Japan the holy mother land with those warm delectable ramen ngh i can't wait to talk with all those anime girl's" some guy on reddit probably

[chilly bear]

"japan is turning footsteps into electricity"

[half compass]

japan is living in 2067

[mighty bronze]

Istg if i see that shit one more time i'm gonna do something very bad

[gilded rapids]

Instagram flashbacks

🥀

[half compass]

i want my feet to turn into electricity >.<

[mighty bronze]

Voyeurism💔

[terse dome]

japan needs to stop having such high standards tbh i need people to get like a tokyo syndrome equivalent to paris syndrome when japanese tourists go to paris

[gilded rapids]

ya but Japanese work culture is so counterproductive too

isn’t their work culture like stuck in the 90s. Fax machines

[chilly bear]

email me. [e-mail]

[mighty bronze]

i saw a video of a guy claiming that japan invented a new kind of yogurt and it was just german yogurt💔

[terse dome]

yeah but tourists that come there never experience that

[gilded rapids]

true

[half compass]

what is there to do in japan

besides cool looking mountain

[gilded rapids]

I like learning the history i literally listen to Japanese boomer music

[terse dome]

the issues that exist are too deep rooted for normal tourists to access and thus everyone keeps thinking japan is heaven

[mighty bronze]

idk like eat food

[gilded rapids]

😭

[chilly bear]

cool looking mountain 2

[half compass]

where's cool looking mountain 2

[chilly bear]

over there

[terse dome]

honestly for me it's usually just food

[chilly bear]

you could also

[mighty bronze]

japan is really just india with money

[half compass]

wait actually you can expose yourself to radiation too

[chilly bear]

kill procursus

for fun

[half compass]

yea

true

[gilded rapids]

am listening to Tatsuro Yamashita and Seiko Matsuda boomer music 😭

[terse dome]

japan wishes it had the population of india

[mighty bronze]

aren't both overpopulated?

[terse dome]

well the rural areas certainly aren't

[mighty bronze]

because that's the reason why i even said it

[chilly bear]

japan is the india of asia

[terse dome]

you could argue tokyo is

[mighty bronze]

omfg

how many braincells do you have?

[chilly bear]

6 or 7

[winter meadow]

Finally a normal server icon

[mighty bronze]

india is an asian country💔

afaik

[winter meadow]

Shut da fak up

[gilded rapids]

To think the U.S. fucked Japan 😭

[terse dome]

i remember all the phrases saying <country in asia> is the singapore of asia

[mighty bronze]

or maybe im the dumb one

[chilly bear]

yea.

[mighty bronze]

i remember people saying russia is the india of europe💔

[chilly bear]

india is in the continent indiana

[gilded rapids]

nah ppl be saying the Philippines is the Mexico of Asia
I’ve heard people say Japan is Israel of Asia 🥀

[chilly bear]

YO

[mighty bronze]

okay bro

[mighty bronze]

why is israel involved now😭

[terse dome]

japan is still the bottom for the US and it's worked well for them (insert many asterisks) until now i guess

[gilded rapids]

fr fr

[mighty bronze]

did y'all hear about lebanon being bombed by israel right now?

[chilly bear]

japan is a bottom? same

[gilded rapids]

US’ fault for crashing japans economy in the 1980s tho

[winter meadow]

Ye

Good

[mighty bronze]

How so?

[winter meadow]

Hezbollah should be fucked

[gilded rapids]

citypop still a vibe

[mighty bronze]

ofc you're a bottom

[mighty bronze]

Well so should the big yahu

[terse dome]

honestly every level of society in japan is a bottom to the levels higher than it

[mighty bronze]

@chilly bear i'm gonna give you head pats

[gilded rapids]

imo Korea is objectively worse when it comes to superiority complex

😭

[outer tundra]

I left Japan about two months ago

after living there for years

[chilly bear]

[outer tundra]

kind of a dying society

at the same time

[mighty bronze]

cutie

[outer tundra]

only place I ever had dated

my current girlfriend is still living in Japan lol

but in Osaka

[mighty bronze]

you dated japan?

damn

[outer tundra]

I am conversational in Japanese yeah

[terse dome]

the "kind of" carrying some weight

[gilded rapids]

Like Japan finally recovered but technically not the average citizen

[outer tundra]

I used to work for the Japanese anime/game/music industry

[half compass]

@chilly bear if you had to choose would you be indian or muslim

[mighty bronze]

i feel like the only reason it isn't just dying is the voyeurism

[mighty bronze]

BAHAHAHA

[gilded rapids]

This reminds of the time I went to 7/11 and the cashier asked the guy in front of me if he was 7/11 or 9/11

😭

[mighty bronze]

Is commiting a third option by any chance?

[terse dome]

honestly i think the average citizen in capitalist societies never recover fully while the n percenters are the ones that grow and thrive

[outer tundra]

It's true. I did the translations for Arknights Endfield.

[chilly bear]

indian and muslim.
अल्लाह आपके साथ रहे।

[gilded rapids]

True I also think optimism plays a good part too

if the us didn’t crash Japan the lost decade of the 90s/2000 wouldn’t have happen

But then again the 2008 US crash didn’t help either lmao

[mighty bronze]

but then again i'm gonna crash your car

[gilded rapids]

True

[mighty bronze]

got no arguments against that

just a fact

[half compass]

😭😭😭

[gilded rapids]

no idk what to say lol

[outer tundra]

problem is the exchange rate

they will never recover

salaries there are cooked

[terse dome]

living outside of japan i wouldnt call that a problem

[gilded rapids]

In a different timeline the US never crashed Japan on purpose. If Japan was able to stay dominant in the region then the rise of China would have been much different

[outer tundra]

yeah if you're a tourist or business traveler it's amazing

you can effectively buy permanent residence there as an average American

[gilded rapids]

literally in the 80s the US did it because Americans were afraid that everything was “made in Japan”

[outer tundra]

but it's not worth it long-term because you have to stay there to maintain it

[gilded rapids]

but we shot ourselves in the foot cause it’s now all china

lol

[outer tundra]

and the tax consequences of living in Japan

very high taxes

[terse dome]

i guess there could still have been a rise of china from japan outsourcing all the low profit labor and work onto china

[green quiver]

taxes in japan 😍 🥰

[gilded rapids]

I gotta find the clip but president Clinton came out to say public they believe they handled the Japanese situation wrong cause China began to rise

[sour canyon]

china starting to make good shit too

[terse dome]

oh yeah speaking of which wasn't there like a thing where you could pay taxes to a different prefecture than yours and get like free gifts

[signal hazel]

shit sounds so compressed

[terse dome]

yeah ふるさと納税

[sour canyon]

does this involve buying an undeveloped patch of land near a major shinkansen stop with cryptocurrency

[gilded rapids]

The Japanese diet proves sodium intake is fine

tbh most Asian diets are a lot of sodium 😭

[terse dome]

i love theoretically having the ability for residence and work in japan without having to actually pay taxes currently

[terse dome]

as they say, everything in moderation

[gilded rapids]

Grocery haul @signal hazel @teal bramble @half compass @narrow crown

Before u say anything I bought vegetables it’s in the fridge

[narrow crown]

holy fuck

how many ppl are you feeding

[gilded rapids]

It’s just me and roommate

We just to do a big haul once a month

[narrow crown]

ah

angry orchards is an elite pick

[winter meadow]

That will feed u for the rest of the month?

[gilded rapids]

No… it’s more like 2 weeks

we’re two growing boys

😭

[outer tundra]

yeah there was, so they ended it lol

[terse dome]

https://www.furusato-tax.jp/about?header_guide huhh this doesn't look ended to me

[outer tundra]

more like hiring yourself

[gilded rapids]

Believe or not all of that was only around $230

[outer tundra]

and paying a stupid amount of tax

[sour canyon]

lol

[signal hazel]

why wont ts work :(

[terse dome]

cant u do that in every country

[gilded rapids]

My friend is trying to move to Japan

[terse dome]

the japan trips are converting into japan moves

[narrow crown]

japan is not lgbt friendly enough for me

also i dont know japanese

[terse dome]

yeah nah it's a conservative old society

[gilded rapids]

he doesn’t like Tokyo tho he wants to live in Osaka

lol

[terse dome]

ethan v2

[terse dome]

honestly painful seeing all those videos of japanese people speaking english and knowing what they would say in japanese not being communicated well enough in english

[gilded rapids]

thankful he can speak Japanese pretty well

[outer tundra]

you can in Japan

but idk

I'd recommend living there a few years

not a lifetime anymore

go to Singapore/Hong Kong to live a life

[mighty bronze]

Hey you gooner's

[outer tundra]

more money

[gilded rapids]

Hong Kong no good );

[terse dome]

well i'm sure it'll be great if you retired there

[gilded rapids]

Not anymore

[terse dome]

singapore 💀

[gilded rapids]

after 1997 ):

[terse dome]

nowadays really need PR to get shitall bc sg govt wants their citizens to get work

i think it was like you needed to hire like 3 sg people to hire 1 foreigner

[teal bramble]

how much did it cost

[terse dome]

combine with the fact that sg people are really highly educated and you've got a really competitive hiring market

[gilded rapids]

$229.43 usd

[outer tundra]

too small tbh

even New York

feels spacious

[terse dome]

whats too small

[outer tundra]

by comparison

[outer tundra]

everything

[terse dome]

what does that mean

the only thing coming to my head is how low the ceilings are

[outer tundra]

meaning your house won't be so big

things get smooshed

and you don't get to touch grass

[terse dome]

i would argue in retirement you dont need such a big house

[teal bramble]

wtf

[terse dome]

the word hikikomori comes from japan !

[outer tundra]

yes

I will probably not go back to live there

unless it is the countryside

and then it would be because I married into it

I'm done with Japanese cities

they're very convenient

but suffocating long-term

[runic forum]

Yo is there any new jb development regarding the recent exploit?

[terse dome]

idk i wouldnt argue suffocating if you've got the money for retirement

convenience very useful when old

[outer tundra]

I wouldn't say it's convenient for old people

more convenient for younger people

especially if you aren't fluent in Japanese

being old would be challenging in Japan

with complex medical problems and other things

[terse dome]

oh well yeah obviously i dont recommend it to foreigners

[terse dome]

idk japan has pretty good hospitals last time i checked

[terse dome]

also idk wtf the difference would be

[gilded rapids]

realistic prob just stay in the us for me

I like my lifestyle

I wish 24 hour Walmarts were still a thing

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle gm

[muted shuttle]

Hii stibby

[split nimbus]

HOW ARE YOU

are u good freen ..

[muted shuttle]

I’m good :3 how about u

[split nimbus]

good to hear this fren i am doing good too .

[coarse wedge]

hm i was thinking about smth

what if time stopped

[outer tundra]

for me at least

[coarse wedge]

and only you are the one who. could move

matter would stop too

[outer tundra]

I have 40 years worth of US tax credits now so

[coarse wedge]

it would be frozen in place

[outer tundra]

until those are gone through

I guess I will just chill here and buy more guns

working on my EU citizenship though

[coarse wedge]

there is no real time manipulation cause there is no time, everything is locked into place by forces beyond imagination, so even if you wanted to move, you wouldnt be able to move anything and the moment you start moving the frozen pieces of debris and dust in air would shred your body apart in mere seconds

pretty surreal that going through frozen time is impossible huh?

[desert cairn]

rjb schizophrenia hours

[versed sun]

Why was someone trying to buy ids from me?

Can just make one for free

[desert cairn]

prolly cant phone verify anymore

[versed sun]

Time to make some Apple accounts without verifying a phone and selling them to the user

But it’s too much work so I’m not doing it