general

[half compass]

this exists here too but i don't get it

[thick tapir]

bro is filling up on half a tank?

[gilded rapids]

My tank is 11 gallon dipshit

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle ring ring ring herro!!! its job time!

[real cobalt]

I still get physical receipts

[novel mason]

My iPhone 14 won't reset and restore with error code nine what do I do

[gilded rapids]

I’m traveling like 400 miles tomorrow after work

[thick tapir]

so half a tank?

[terse dome]

quenches your thirst pretty good

[half compass]

yeah but i mean

[gilded rapids]

yes

[half compass]

in some stores you can like

opt out for ereceipts

[gilded rapids]

I’m driving to Philly tomorrow so I’m topping off

[half compass]

like at self checkout

but who does that

[thick tapir]

ive never filled up above 1/4. usually like 60 miles of range i fill up

right before the light comes on

[real cobalt]

Some people don't want paper receipts

[ashen basin]

Lmao wtf

[half compass]

i mean ig it's good for the environment

[real cobalt]

Who cares if people want paper or digital

You don't get it

[half compass]

maybe digital receipts are better

[teal bramble]

digital receipt

im crine

[thick tapir]

paper receipts are bad

[real cobalt]

You don't have to

[thick tapir]

increase estrogen levels

[real cobalt]

It just is

[thick tapir]

bpa

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle

u seeing ts?

[gilded rapids]

Ok I guess it’s not bad

[half compass]

you can't absorb shit through your skin that easily

the skin is quite literally a barrier

[ornate latch]

She gonna eat paper receipts now

[thick tapir]

google ai says otherwise

[half compass]

like you're going to have your hands wet all the time

[teal bramble]

@ornate latch glm-5-fp8 is mad at me i think

[thick tapir]

go risk it if you want bubba

[half compass]

it's not that big of a deal

[real cobalt]

It is apparently true but I don't think it fucking matters

[ornate latch]

Sorry

[thick tapir]

meanwhile im going to testosterone max

[half compass]

if this was true all employees working at stores would have giant tits

[thick tapir]

fucking chuds letting estrogen into their body not on this testosteronemaxxing shit like me 🥱

[teal bramble]

this sentence has never been uttered

[ashen basin]

what

[desert cairn]

fr

[ornate latch]

and it shouldn't have either in the first place

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Would you let me stay in your house if i showed up

[desert cairn]

no

[velvet zenith]

Why

[desert cairn]

dirty indian

[gilded rapids]

no toll is wild fuck that 200 extra miles

[ornate latch]

he'd shoot you on the spot

[velvet zenith]

I'm telling your mom

[real cobalt]

Don't u eat McDonald's like multiple times a week

[desert cairn]

ok

[thick tapir]

so what?

mcdonalds contains growth hormones

[half compass]

also you literally look like a twink

so clearly it isn't working too well

[ashen basin]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[real cobalt]

Yeah bro ur a twink

[half compass]

no offense

[teal bramble]

why i left the fire alarm community

[thick tapir]

and itd be worse if i touched the receipts just saying

[simple drift]

sure buddy

[teal bramble]

(Worker pid=93882) (Worker_TP0 pid=93882) INFO 03-05 22:17:40 [gpu_model_runner.py:4344] Model loading took 89.37 GiB memory and 67.301013 seconds

@ornate latch

SIX SEVEN

[simple drift]

start reciptmaxxing

[ornate latch]

Ok

[teal bramble]

\n.\n.\n.\n1.1.1.1.1.1.

[simple drift]

I'm dead 💀 (biologically speaking I am, in fact, alive. However, to emphasize how hilarious I found this, I made a hyperbolic statement saying that I was dead because it implies that I found this video so funny I ceased to live. However, I am indeed alive and well so there is no need for you all to worry. I was simply employing the tactic of figurative language in order to better and more effectively communicate my message. Additionally, using slang and sayings commonly employed by the youth has made my message more understandable and reachable by the younger generation, many of whom are in this chat. For example, I could have said "that video was a real knee slapper". This would have made sense to some of the older people in this chat as knee slapping used to be a sign of hilarity. However, in this digital age in which we now live, knee slapping is not as common and many of today's youth may not understand the reference. I therefore made my message more understandable to younger people through my use of simple, easily understood slang. I hope this clears everything up, and I appreciate any concern that I was actually dead. I can assure you I am alive and well.)

[half compass]

eating processed slop every day is not good either

[thick tapir]

yes it is it doesnt hurt you

[ashen basin]

Lmao rip

[ornate latch]

this is ragebait

[thick tapir]

okay it might make you fat

but it wont affect ur testosterone

[ashen basin]

What is this dude even arguing

[thick tapir]

fuck if i know

[ashen basin]

No I’m talking about you mf

[simple drift]

take estrogen today

[half compass]

people who care about testosterone are ALWAYS twinks

[thick tapir]

i know you are

and fuck if i know

[ashen basin]

Then why speak

[ornate latch]

he just yaps for the sake of it

[teal bramble]

road to member one

im at level 74 i think

no im at 73

[ornate latch]

Ok

[real cobalt]

Look into Morgan Spurlock

[half compass]

the receipt you're touching is not going to give you giant tits the size of jupiter

[teal bramble]

no it is

i am visible proof of it

[velvet zenith]

Close enough

[ornate latch]

@half compass Wtf are u doing

[half compass]

dont worry about it

[teal bramble]

goatr

@ornate latch ok my last hope is running docker with ts

if it doesnt work i give up[

[half compass]

@ornate latch Mi s-a spus că doriți un pachet de 10 plicuri de pulbere pentru soluție orală, cu premii distractive și grozave de la Wendy's.

[simple drift]

Feasting on the insides of your enemies. How easily you ignore the loss of life when it suits your convenience. So tell me: who saves the weak from the man who saves the weak?

Kill or be killed. Phnom Penh taught me that.

Yes, you aren't the only one to grow up on the killing fields. War is a cruel parent, but an effective teacher. Its final lesson is carved deep in my psyche: that this world, and all of its people, are diseased.

Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes, the DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on.

Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all memes, all passed on.

You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak.

Sam tells me you see your weapon as a "tool": something that saves lives, a means of justice. Now, there's a pretty meme! Exquisite! It spared you the burden of all the lives you've taken, absolved you of guilt when you enjoyed it.

That is, until the illusion was broken. Don't be ashamed. It's only nature running its course. You have no choices to make. Nothing to answer for. You can die with a clear conscience.

[real cobalt]

@velvet zenith have u started working out

[ornate latch]

Thx

[velvet zenith]

🦨

[desert cairn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152399941861457/1157288284721004604/togif.gif

[molten crag]

monsoon moment

[velvet zenith]

lowkey i need to lock in because i have like 10 different things due over the next month

[real cobalt]

Come on bro

U say this shit every day

[velvet zenith]

i have a quiz tomorrow and a calc assignment due tomorrow

another sssignment due next friday

with another calc assignment due next friday too

and a discrete math assignment due next friday too

a js assignment due monday but that's lowkey easy i thibk

and then a calc test on the 17th

The schedule is busy

[teal bramble]

No

[teal bramble]

@ornate latch may docker vllm bless me

[velvet zenith]

Oh and then 2 weeks after the calc test i have a test

And then exams

[half compass]

For those new calc is short for calculator @chilly bear

[ornate latch]

@muted shuttle Rule 1 violation from @velvet zenith

[half compass]

@muted shuttle Rule 1 violation from @velvet zenith

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle Rule 1 violation from @velvet zenith

@muted shuttle Rule 1 violation from @velvet zenith

@muted shuttle Rule 1 violation from @velvet zenith

[muted shuttle]

oh my godddd

[half compass]

check logs

[muted shuttle]

can I mess with my Mac minis in peace

Pls

[half compass]

i saw a rule 1 violation

please help

im offended

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Rule 1 violation from @velvet zenith

[teal bramble]

No

Rule 1

VIOLATION

[teal bramble]

⚠️

shalom

[outer adder]

yo

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[teal bramble]

:/

[half compass]

shalom

[outer adder]

haha shalom

[simple drift]

shalom

[chilly bear]

what is a calculator test?

[simple drift]

calc short for calculator btw

[half compass]

Ninjabrain calibration bru

[chilly bear]

ohhh

[gilded rapids]

I need use the bathroom

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-egg-dock-greg-held-gif-27235146

[outer adder]

hru gang

[half compass]

גוֹי

[simple drift]

my m1 air is dying rn with this much open

i cannot wait to upgrade

[teal bramble]

what r u upgrading to

[simple drift]

32gb ram

[teal bramble]

why m2

[half compass]

are you on the server NOW? 😭

bro got on after 4 hours

[simple drift]

i can be

[teal bramble]

ig brotato

[simple drift]

budget constraints

[half compass]

me too

[simple drift]

also the m2 pro is still really good

[teal bramble]

oh its m2 pro

i thought it was base m2

[simple drift]

and its the upgraded 12 core version

[teal bramble]

yeah thats fire then

[half compass]

why not m2 anyways

[simple drift]

nop

[simple drift]

power

[teal bramble]

m5

exists

i guess

[simple drift]

m5 mbp is 2000

no

[teal bramble]

worth every single penny

[teal bramble]

ts what brexit does to a person btw

[simple drift]

and everything else

[half compass]

@simple drift get on

[simple drift]

i only have 2 servers on my thing now i deleted everything else

[half compass]

wtf was even your last project

before the server died

[simple drift]

pyramid

[teal bramble]

Are you for real?

[half compass]

did you build it yet

[simple drift]

come look

[simple drift]

?

[teal bramble]

Are you for real?

[outer adder]

r/jb server?

[ashen basin]

🫪🫪🫪🫪

[outer adder]

is this server active?

[ashen basin]

No

[outer adder]

bruh

[simple drift]

as dead as can be

[outer adder]

how does the discord game servers even works

[outer adder]

is this the server you running on maple?

[terse dome]

need to get myself java edition frfr

[tepid ermine]

who doesn’t have java

[outer adder]

him

[terse dome]

me

[tepid ermine]

java equals real Minecraft

either that is bullshit

[terse dome]

I've only ever had pocket edition

[tepid ermine]

aha

you playing on mac or what

[terse dome]

on phone

[tepid ermine]

aha

[terse dome]

where else would pocket edition work

[outer adder]

oh wow

epic gamer

[tepid ermine]

pocket is bedrock anyway

[tepid ermine]

google tv

🔥

[terse dome]

well i specifically said pocket edition because i havent played since bedrock but

[outer adder]

just buy java

[tepid ermine]

or just get

[split nimbus]

@tepid ermine

[tepid ermine]

what was it

[tepid ermine]

Hola

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1340736740159127583/bounce.gif

[outer adder]

you can find accounts on the internet or play with tlauncher or something

[tepid ermine]

i lowkey genuinely don’t want to send a gif and lose all my aura for not having permission to send

[velvet zenith]

No

[tepid ermine]

it was tlauncher but like legacy one its safe

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1471994147828400219/image0.gif

[worthy garden]

spyware launcher

[outer adder]

xdd

[worthy garden]

nobody using tlauncher bro

[molten crag]

can't wait to see how java edition runs on an A chip

[outer adder]

there is an alternative propably

[tepid ermine]

Rumors 🥀

[worthy garden]

just buy the game

[tepid ermine]

no

[worthy garden]

most likely

[muted shuttle]

live wasp

[outer adder]

+1

[worthy garden]

nothing is free in life bro

[tepid ermine]

you bet

[molten crag]

bzzzzz

[worthy garden]

i have 5 mfa accounts for minecraft

[muted shuttle]

Installing on “Macintosh HD”

[tepid ermine]

rent them

[worthy garden]

wym?

rent them

[molten crag]

can't be that bad

[tepid ermine]

accounts

[mighty bronze]

guys i just had a big issue with my phone

it said that i have a issue with my sim card

[mighty bronze]

and it didnt read my sin card

[molten crag]

oh, wait
the neo isn't really meant for gaming is it

[mighty bronze]

so i restarted it twice and now it works again

[tepid ermine]

let it sink in

[mighty bronze]

😼

[outer adder]

wdym?

[tepid ermine]

Good job

[outer adder]

did you try another sim card?

[peak mantle]

my dad wont buy me minecraft someone help me convince him

[mighty bronze]

it said theres a problem with my sim card or something

[molten crag]

just sounds like the average sim card read error

[mighty bronze]

nope same card just restarted

[tepid ermine]

legacy launcher

[molten crag]

not sure what else could be wrong with it

[worthy garden]

@outer adder fix scaling

[outer adder]

try another one

[peak mantle]

premium servers?

[mighty bronze]

no like instead of the carrier sign it had a big warning sign

[mighty bronze]

it already works again

[molten crag]

oh dear

[tepid ermine]

atrenos

[mighty bronze]

YEAH

[outer adder]

xdd

[tepid ermine]

light work

[worthy garden]

mine isn’t any better

[outer adder]

still working on responsive

[peak mantle]

bro said aternos

[tepid ermine]

yes

[mighty bronze]

peak iphone series🥹

[outer adder]

look on pc its better

[tepid ermine]

goated servers

[worthy garden]

obviously

[outer adder]

damnnnn loks good

[tepid ermine]

is this discord or what

[mighty bronze]

is your pfp the lady from how i met your mother?

[outer adder]

fuck i need to clean my keyboard

[sacred hearth]

No developers finding any exploits now-days? Or they just not making it public?

[outer adder]

yes

[worthy garden]

Ask @ruby copper

[outer adder]

bruh

[tepid ermine]

WHATS THAT APP

[split nimbus]

gotye

[mighty bronze]

holy icl she might be one of my celeb crushes alongside megan fox ofc

[worthy garden]

hi

[outer adder]

hahahaha

[tepid ermine]

a site

aha

[outer adder]

W Robin

[mighty bronze]

she just looks so damn cute yk

[terse dome]

aint nobody burning multi million dollar exploits for the shittiest community known to man

[outer adder]

im with this pfp for almost 3 years i think

[terse dome]

the best you will ever get is n-days

[outer adder]

didnt found a better one yet

[worthy garden]

user known as mineekdev will

[sacred hearth]

I loved robin from how i met your mother when i was younger

[split nimbus]

N WORD??

[worthy garden]

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/xbox/status/2029646886408515623?s=46 funny joke

Xbox (@Xbox)

The next generation of Xbox console: Project Helix

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 5, 2026, 7:55 PM

[worthy garden]

Ud

[terse dome]

the n-word (never)

[molten crag]

what console generation are we at now?

[outer adder]

5

[tepid ermine]

you’re telling me you made the site

??

[worthy garden]

sponsored by voidai

[tepid ermine]

[outer adder]

is this pure html css btw?

[worthy garden]

no

[outer adder]

so

?

[worthy garden]

nextjs

[ashen basin]

Xbox killed their brand literally who would buy one now

[outer adder]

mine is with bootstrap and a css

[worthy garden]

Me

[ashen basin]

Wild

[worthy garden]

You

[outer adder]

oh wow

[worthy garden]

Us

All of us

[tepid ermine]

who’s us

[ashen basin]

Nah

[outer adder]

is it worth learning?

i know js tho

[molten crag]

wait a fucking minute

[tepid ermine]

learn if u can

[molten crag]

how are we still at the 9th generation

[worthy garden]

hello my name is nebula

[tepid ermine]

c b a

[ashen basin]

Because there is no need to go further right now

[tepid ermine]

🧠

[worthy garden]

They will never compete with pcs

[molten crag]

so no 10th generation just yet, huh?

[ashen basin]

it doesn’t even matter. Games are not that intensive to need anything further than a ps5

[teal bramble]

@split nimbus

stibbest

[worthy garden]

bro can you give me fire red it’s 30 bucks ❤️

[ashen basin]

Why is it 30 wtf

[worthy garden]

Aud

[ashen basin]

Sad

[worthy garden]

🥷

[ashen basin]

Just get a different eshop account

[worthy garden]

i wanna get leaf green

[worthy garden]

Why

[ashen basin]

cheaper games

[worthy garden]

turkey method

[ashen basin]

Pretty much

[worthy garden]

2 much effort

i wanna get leaf green

easier for shiny hunts

has certain pokemon.

for it

[ashen basin]

this is true

Kinda

It’s more of increasing encounters

but the shiny odds will always stay the same

[worthy garden]

always

[manic tulip]

"We present to you, a cloud gaming device that will shut down and be worthless in 3 years. Give us $899."

[ashen basin]

fr lol

That also has no exclusives

Glad Sony is ditching PC ports now tbh

Also can’t believe people are buying the switch 2 for pokopia

But I guess it’s the first game that really appeals to the cozy gamer audience

game is peak if you love FRLG though

https://vxtwitter.com/asha_shar/status/2029645713962156149?s=46 Jesus Christ LMFAO

Asha (@asha_shar)

Great start to the morning with Team Xbox, where we talked about our commitment to the return of Xbox including Project Helix, the code name for our next generation console.

Project Helix will lead in performance and play your Xbox and PC games. Looking forward to chatting about this more with partners and studios at my first GDC next week!

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 5, 2026, 7:50 PM

[molten crag]

"return of Xbox" what return?

[ashen basin]

Like yeah great concept except that the Xbox doesn’t have any games that aren’t on PC

[manic tulip]

"Will lead in performance" because it wont be playing the games it will be streaming them

[ashen basin]

At this point I’d just buy a PC tbh. What’s the point in buying a console that has all of the same games, while definitely performing worse than a regular PC

[gusty gulch]

https://x.com/i/status/2029204141902369158

The General (@GeneralMCNews)

BREAKING: Israeli officials allegedly hired social media influencers for $7,000 per post, failed to pay them, and are now facing lawsuits totaling millions of dollars over unpaid invoices.

X · Mar 4, 2026, 2:35 PM

this is hilarious

[ashen basin]

Yeah

[manic tulip]

attempt to control the media, fails to pay

awesome

[gusty gulch]

hilarious

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/iiwasinthee212/status/2029280772142543109?s=46

AZEALIA BANKS (@iiwasinthee212)

I got paid lol.

Its not 7k a post but i def get paid for every Israel mention.
Even the troll posts are paid....

QRT: GeneralMCNews
BREAKING: Israeli officials allegedly hired social media influencers for $7,000 per post, failed to pay them, and are now facing lawsuits totaling millions of dollars over unpaid invoices.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 4, 2026, 7:40 PM

[gusty gulch]

Azealia is the stupidest person

Everytime I hear about her it's cause of something stupid

[ashen basin]

LMAO true

But that’s why I feel like this is real bc who admits this

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch

[fresh flume]

Guys, from your opinion what phone is this

Iphone8?

It looks like it to me

[spark yacht]

Lmao who is buying this?

[vital knoll]

it's a sticker

[fresh flume]

?

[untold helm]

Project prebuilt locked down Windows computer

[ashen basin]

fr

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688124711145701393/1456823211533537400/togif.gif

[untold helm]

iPhone 8

[desert cairn]

He was prolly paid 7k for this

[untold helm]

2% chance it’s a SE2, but I doubt they had 5 phones still on iOS 16

[vital knoll]

?

[desert cairn]

?

[untold helm]

?

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/switchstock/status/2029564251908489602?s=46 Jesus Christ

Pokémon-Switch Stock - TCG Restocks (@switchstock)

Pokémon Center just released 44 Dittos Plushies disguised as other Pokémon

https://www.pokemoncenter.com/category/new-releases

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 5, 2026, 2:26 PM

[wild pelican]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyv80e5dljo well... one less reason to date women

[slim nova]

Tf

[untold helm]

It could have been the other way around

Not just Women can drug people using ChatGPT

[desert cairn]

They're more likely to probably

[molten crag]

why so many dittos 😭

[desert cairn]

Just like how women are more likely to have fake relationships with a specific ai model and protest them removing it

[wild pelican]

and i fucking bet that women will be freed due to some dumbass reason

[untold helm]

is this self deflecting

[wild pelican]

or get like 3-4 yrs

[ashen basin]

You play as a ditto in pokopia

[untold helm]

(This person called women nazis btw)

[desert cairn]

No I'm not a woman and I don't have relationships with an ai model

I hate all ai models actually

[wild pelican]

there are some similarities, i still keep those words

[ashen basin]

The robot in your profile is a woman

[coarse wedge]

why am i getting ads of women masturbating on youtube for a whole fucking year marketed as chat apps

[ashen basin]

.

[coarse wedge]

shit

wrong timing

[ashen basin]

No timing would have been right

[wild pelican]

quite ironic tho

considering glados lacks empathy

[ashen basin]

Why are you an incel

[wild pelican]

i simply don't believe i will find a partner

[untold helm]

You are pushing yourself to not

[wild pelican]

i'm way too chopped for that

[untold helm]

You can’t grab the can so instead of trying to pick it up again you keep kicking it

[ashen basin]

not with the way you’re acting 😭

[wild pelican]

pick up that can and throw it in the bin.

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/stealth40k/status/2029651346668871996?s=46 holy shit

Stealth (@Stealth40k)

Mario Kart World might be getting an update for Mario Day.

In the promotional images Nintendo released, the battle mode icon was changed to include Bob-omb Blast.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MarioKartWorld/comments/1rlr5us/bobomb_blast_coming_in_the_next_update_the_icon/

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 5, 2026, 8:12 PM

[untold helm]

Quite literally proving what I said

[wild pelican]

i'm one of SHORTEST guys in our class

why tf i'm only 178cm at 15 😭

[untold helm]

Wonder if they will add anything else

[ashen basin]

I neeeed shine thief

[wild pelican]

and i'm already BALDING 😭

[untold helm]

Balding incel

fork found in kitchen

[gusty gulch]

hiii

[jaunty garnet]

Arcticsign actually so good

[coarse wedge]

thats quite solid

youre prob from the netherlands or sum shit

[jaunty garnet]

???

[wild pelican]

russia

[untold helm]

Guessed it

[wild pelican]

there is a lil spot where there is slightly less hair than used to be

tbh... dating seems like natural selection but fancy

strongest candidates chosen, weak ones casted out

[chilly bear]

yea

totally how it is

[fresh flume]

@untold helm check the bottom right corner of the first phone

Looks like a 6s no?

[glacial grove]

does the reduce highlighting effects work now

[fresh flume]

There is like a thick line

[chilly bear]

no it's on ios 16

[fresh flume]

Oh ok

This. Can't be ios 15?

[chilly bear]

nope

i don't think so anyway

[fresh flume]

Interesting

[untold helm]

8

[untold helm]

Nope, wallpaper

[fresh flume]

Alrightyyy

Nice to know ngl

[wild pelican]

i mean, prove me wrong

[untold helm]

Theoretically it could be a SE2 but I doubt it because if you restored a phone it will force it on latest

[chilly bear]

why not se 2/3?

oh

[fresh flume]

Tim yk how I can run uber driver on my jailbroken phone?

[fresh flume]

Not necessarily

Resetting phone keeps the same ios

[untold helm]

I said restored

And I highly doubt they somehow found 5 SE2s all on iOS 16

[fresh flume]

Guys I swear its literally no malicious usage intended 😭😭

Why everyone thinks it's for fraud

I don't get it

[fresh flume]

Nah

[chilly bear]

me and ur mother

[coarse wedge]

strange

where you from

my boys were short as hell

[hazy anchor]

Didn’t have to escalate it that much

[wild pelican]

necrophilia is a crime :/

[stray yarrow]

[chilly bear]

yea i care about the law

[simple drift]

@half compass i close minecraft and suddenly my computer works properly again

🚬🔫

[half compass]

LMAO

no fucking way

[simple drift]

🚬🔫...

[simple drift]

16gb ram m1

[half compass]

im on 8gb of ram

[simple drift]

also i think i allocated 8gb to minecraft

so

...

[half compass]

and on m2

no lag

[simple drift]

maybe thats why.

[half compass]

too good

[simple drift]

m2 is way above m1

[half compass]

yea true

and macos is good at memory so

at least like

on m2

[simple drift]

im running macbook neo specs rn

[half compass]

false

you have 16gb of ram

[simple drift]

with double the ram

[half compass]

false

[simple drift]

macbook neo + minecraft

[half compass]

you have 0.010347213 more ram

[simple drift]

what

[half compass]

i wish the macbook neo had like

a better chip

like slightly better

A19 just doesn't cut it

[untold helm]

I wish it had slightly more ram

12Gb

[half compass]

bro you WILL live with 8gb

[untold helm]

It’s the A18 Pro

[half compass]

oh my god

what

they used last year's chip?

[untold helm]

Last years pro chip

[half compass]

that is evil

12gb and underclocked M3 would've been perfect

[chilly bear]

@half compass

[half compass]

or like a less powerful chip based on m3

yes saar

[chilly bear]

can u sort this shit out, add metadata, sex it up a little

thx

[half compass]

🔑

[untold helm]

It’s roughly equivalent in single core

M1 in multi core

[half compass]

wait it's actually better than m3 single core

[deep sedge]

hi

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-j-jeffrey-sigma-gif-405083941180536765

[half compass]

kinda shit multi core tho

[deep sedge]

whatchya talkin bout

[half compass]

Macintosh Book Neo

[deep sedge]

oooooo still too broke for that shi

ill just use the apple educaton website if i get one

[half compass]

im kinda too broke to get it for now but maybe in like 2 months or so

[deep sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-epstein-files-epstein-island-jeffrey-epstein-trump-epstein-gif-147873707617354730

[velvet zenith]

i don't see the problem

it's not for normal people

[deep sedge]

same ive got 400$ saved up but thats for a PC

[velvet zenith]

normal people have the air and pro

the neo is for highschoolers and shit

[deep sedge]

supposed to be

[velvet zenith]

they only really need to access the web

and you can do that with a18 pro and 8gb ram just fine

[deep sedge]

and the lessons that use 30 gb of memory 🙄

[velvet zenith]

all they're doing is like word powerpoint and research for classes

[deep sedge]

yes

[velvet zenith]

Swap is actually pretty good on mac

You never notice until you're like 30gb deep

[half compass]

yeah true but it wouldn't hurt

i mean single core is REALLY good

so

[half compass]

so real

im using swap like all the time

since im on an 8gb mac

[velvet zenith]

i've never been 30gb deep though

[half compass]

i literally do not notice

[velvet zenith]

i've only been like 12 gb deep

i thibk

i'm usually like 8gb deep usually

[half compass]

yeah same

[velvet zenith]

a lot of people r missing the point that the neo is for students and not normal people

[half compass]

idk why they didn't make a new chip just for it

that's what i don't really get

the io is limited by the a series soc

[velvet zenith]

They have left over idk

Allows them to make it cheap though

[half compass]

could've used an A19 pro at least

[velvet zenith]

Why would they give the latest soc in there

[half compass]

cuz it wouldn't change the pricing too much anyways

[velvet zenith]

Regardless the people using it are barely going to notice the difference between a18 and a19

[half compass]

yea

the people complaining are the same that were complaining a year ago

about the 16e

like bro it's meant to be a budget device

[velvet zenith]

i thibk the 17e should've had dynamic island but whatever

probably better for them to not do it cause it's mainly for older people i thibk

And also cause the 14 screens are cheap for them to manufacture

[half compass]

i think the notched display is slightly cheaper to mass produce?

[velvet zenith]

idk the process for what they do for dynamic island screens but it makes sense

[half compass]

the dynamic island has like sensors and shit i think

[velvet zenith]

These are the kinds of people who would complain when apple releases a phone for 100 dollars

[half compass]

so it's expandable

[velvet zenith]

And it's similar in spec to the 17 pro

[velvet zenith]

are they apart of the screen itself or is it just a pass through hole

I've never looked at a dynamic island screen

[half compass]

i can't tell but i think there's some weird shit going on with the sensors

from looking at it

under light

[desert cairn]

the chip is the least worst part of it

the neo is a woman laptop

lowkey

[half compass]

what's the bad part

the ram?

[desert cairn]

i'd say ram and touch id only being available with more storage

but the target audience doesnt care about ram

[half compass]

yeah the touch id thing is some insane bullshit

[desert cairn]

if you know what ram means youre probably buying an air anyway

[polar python]

no wonder you want one

[desert cairn]

i dont actually

im swapping 20 gigs rn\

[polar python]

slop ware

[desert cairn]

every single harness is garbage

[half compass]

yea they're made for dogs not humans

[desert cairn]

[fading panther]

:mh:

[simple drift]

https://github.com/claration/Feather

Is this the official repo

[desert cairn]

yes

[simple drift]

Ok

[desert cairn]

they change their username monthly

[fading panther]

lol

as in lmao

hello nebneb

[desert cairn]

gm

forcing codex to do slave labor

[fading panther]

man

[velvet zenith]

u don't get more ram with 512

all you get is touch id and 512 storage with the upgrade

It's still 8gb if you get the upgrade

So like your macbook

[desert cairn]

did i say that it was

i'd say "ram" and "touch id only being available with more storage"

Die

[fresh flume]

Opinion on the new macbook?

[velvet zenith]

What

[desert cairn]

I hate you and hope you die

[velvet zenith]

Ok

Me too

[desert cairn]

Ok

[quaint ginkgo]

So my MacBook Air m2 got refunded, I found an M1 Pro refurbished very good for 550, should I get that instead of another air m2?

[half compass]

probably yeah

[untold helm]

Ram of each?

[quaint ginkgo]

Both 16

Is the M1 Pro still light enough to travel with though?

[chilly bear]

@half compass 🚬🚬🚬🔫

[untold helm]

Did they just make up shit 😭

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/feinberg-shocked-surprised-mcc-minecraft-gif-1879415210376884564

[half compass]

i dont think that person understands the difference between left and far left

😭😭😭

[toxic whale]

TIL you can request a full export of all your reddit data

[untold helm]

You can do this on discord aswell

[toxic whale]

https://www.reddit.com/settings/data-request

I'm curious how much of my 14 years of data they actually return

[copper tendon]

dont they delete data after a certain number of years

[untold helm]

No because the only solution to your hyper specific issue is from a 13 year old Reddit comment

[lyric sandal]

whawho

[thick tapir]

customers piss me off so much i stg

telling me shit directions, waiting until im done to tell me i didnt do it they way they wanted, then complaining im taking too long 🥀

[ornate latch]

Got it -- I'm checking the live run right after that 2FA submit.

[alpine chasm]

Every member you have ever banned

Every modmail

[worthy quail]

pick a random number from 1-3

[alpine chasm]

pi

[worthy quail]

slightly above 3 but I’ll take it

[dense valve]

[+] Building 691.8s (5/13)
 => [1/8] FROM docker.io/library/node:22-alpine@sha256:8094c002d08262dba12645a3b4a15cd6cd627d30bc782f53229a2ec13ee22a00                                           690.7s

why does this take so long

[desert cairn]

Bad internet

[lean sorrel]

Listed my iPhone 12 on iOS 14 on jailbreak swap

[dense valve]

probably

900s now

eventually i will connect the raspberry pi to ethernet

[atomic yarrow]

What do you guys think

Will the macbook neo beat the base air m1

[dense valve]

no

[atomic yarrow]

Why is that

[dense valve]

becausae the m1 is a better chip

[untold helm]

In what category

[dense valve]

i think

imo

[untold helm]

No

[atomic yarrow]

they both have 8 gb of ram

[untold helm]

Basically the same in multicore, beats it in single core (similar to m3 in single core)

However the m1 has thunderbolt and backlit keyboard

Plus more memory options

[atomic yarrow]

M1 has what

[untold helm]

I just said

[atomic yarrow]

it only hs usb c

[desert cairn]

no

[dense valve]

yeah i lied

[desert cairn]

A18 pro single core is in between m3 and m4, multi is about an m1/m2

[dense valve]

no?

the m1 can have 16gb of ram

or more

[atomic yarrow]

I said base

[dense valve]

oh

[untold helm]

Thunderbolt is via the usb c port

[gilded rapids]

not bad damn

even with aod on hmm

[meager basin]

wtf, howd you get a screenshot from a apple watch??

[simple drift]

you can do that

[gilded rapids]

You can enable it in settings

[meager basin]

omfg, i need to get a apple watch now

[copper tendon]

what email client should i use on windows, normally on macos i use the apple one but that isnt on windows obviously

[polar python]

gmail dot com

[copper tendon]

true

[wild pelican]

jeevacation at gmail dot com

[copper tendon]

lmao

[wild pelican]

fr tho

why tf uncle jeff used gmail for all of communication?

mf literally yapped with bill gates and elon

[narrow crown]

the answer will shock you

[untold helm]

Because they know they are unstoppable

[wild pelican]

couldn't they send him some security guys to tailor his experience?

[dense valve]

https://fxtwitter.com/ddvd233/status/2029449585999888454

[e-mail] (@ddvd233)

说来 MacBook Neo 也并不是第一款用 A 系列芯片的 Mac，毕竟之前还有一款用 A12Z 的 Mac Mini

Quoting [e-mail] (@ddvd233)
︀
DTK 我还没还呢，怎么就感谢归还了……？

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FxTwitter · Mar 5, 2026, 6:51 AM

[wild pelican]

at least like idk, jabber/tg/whatevah

[narrow crown]

child rapists are stupid, actually

the only reason they get away with it is cuz theyre rich too

[real cobalt]

Dude I'm playing the og console version of Minecraft on my pc

I'm probably gonna get a virus from this but this is so cool

[untold helm]

Did you check out the backports?

2 different people backported netherite

[real cobalt]

Wdym

[untold helm]

Another 2 different people backported copper

[real cobalt]

Ohhh

What the hell

No I literally just downloaded it off some random GitHub

[untold helm]

Minecraft-consoles?

[teal nebula]

gnome

[real cobalt]

smartcmd/MinecraftConsoles

[untold helm]

Kk

Your good

That one was basically forked to add keyboard/mouse support

[real cobalt]

I saw a bunch of issues and figured it's probably fine

[untold helm]

Did you compile urself or download the precompiled

[real cobalt]

Precompilef

[ember saffron]

hi guys

[untold helm]

You can compile it yourself with VS2022, the minecraftConsoles GitHub version at least

With the original unmodified leak you needed VS2012

[untold helm]

Haii :3

[ember saffron]

i just found out the magic mouse is actually not made of glass

[real cobalt]

Too much work

[untold helm]

My dumbass was able to do it

Literally open the sln, click windows 64 and compile it

[manic tulip]

23 years late

[wild pelican]

wait what

i thought magic mouse was released at like 2015

or so

[manic tulip]

i went a bit too far out with release dates

[ember saffron]

i felt like glass

[manic tulip]

it was 2009

[ember saffron]

2nd gen

[manic tulip]

17 years or so

[ember saffron]

magic mouse has 2 gens ye

[manic tulip]

but the original magic mouse is basically the same

[real cobalt]

Not on windows

[ember saffron]

ye it just used double a batteries

[untold helm]

Oh yeah

[ember saffron]

instead of a cable

[untold helm]

Gnome in the screenshot

I think you can use cmake or sthm

[spark yacht]

Liquid Glass

[untold helm]

Isn’t lava liquid glass

[real cobalt]

Again too much work when there's a binary distributed

[spark yacht]

No

Molten glass is Liquid Glass

[ember saffron]

anyone getting the macbook neo

[untold helm]

Kinda considering it

[spark yacht]

Most people here already have a MacBook

[manic tulip]

considering i recently bought a macbook pro no

[spark yacht]

And don’t need it

[manic tulip]

but if i was in the market definitely

[ember saffron]

it looks nice

[ember saffron]

same i got a m4 air

last month

[hasty jungle]

im pissed i should have applied to every ivy

[untold helm]

I think I was offered a m1 air by someone here or sthm

[hasty jungle]

all the people i know who got into MIT applied to every ivy and they're getting likely letters and stuff and im salyy

salty

[untold helm]

I know it’s gonna sell really well

[real cobalt]

What happened

[untold helm]

Regardless of the issues it has

[ember saffron]

yeah

[untold helm]

jai is just Jayy if they were actually successful

[real cobalt]

Bro fuck a ivy u got in to mit

[hasty jungle]

i mean i know but like bragging rights

[untold helm]

• MIT
• Musician
• r/jb member
• name pronounced “jay”

How the fuck does this happen

[hasty jungle]

hes my alt

Or maybe im just jayy larping as an MIT admit

[real cobalt]

Is mit not bragging rights worthy anymore

[wild pelican]

why did i have to spawndebuffed by being born in Russia 😭

[untold helm]

not like being born anywhere else would help you

[narrow crown]

i got the white girl buff

[wild pelican]

i mean, with education and etc

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Fart

[real cobalt]

Where in Russia do you live

[wild pelican]

far east

won't say moar

[real cobalt]

Because unless things have changed majorly Russia has historically produced some of the most intelligent people in STEM

Far east that's probably an issue

[wild pelican]

that's true

but the issue is... this country day by day is turning isolationist af

[vocal plinth]

No not with @hasty jungle going to it anymore

[thick tapir]

i got no debuffs just neutral stats

[digital sable]

why is wotc era quality control so bad

the colors are so off

[manic tulip]

this photo makes them look identical lmfao

[digital sable]

here's another card next to the slabbed porygon2

the porygon2 is so much lighter

[untold helm]

Sell it as a defect

Make 1 zillion dollars

[digital sable]

nah

i wish it was a double holo error

a lot of these porygon2s have a double holo error

[hasty jungle]

yeah basically

[quaint ginkgo]

Seal plus cat

Cats go meow

Would that make It a meal?

[simple drift]

yes

meal

thank you for this amazing name

[muted shuttle]

a sheep and a kitten

a shat

or, a shitten

[dense valve]

Wordle 1720 4/6

⬛🟩⬛⬛🟩
⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨
🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[simple drift]

BRO

[dense valve]

What

[simple drift]

MY FUCKING WATCH UPDATED ITSELF FROM .1 TO .3

[dense valve]

L

[simple drift]

I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS

[dense valve]

block updates

[simple drift]

i thought i had

[dense valve]

?

[simple drift]

???

[dense valve]

I mean tbf it doesn't work everytime

It causes issues for me but it's ok

I have no reason not to update it but idk

i literally have legizmo

you can't install android apps on ios

i mean if you still want to jailbreak

what ios and device

[simple drift]

this is why i didn’t want to update it any more

[dense valve]

no jailbreak

minimum 3 years wait

no public exploits exist

[simple drift]

i’m waiting for legizmo 26

which i know is gonna take ages

but still

[dense valve]

ts is never happening

ok

no

[simple drift]

lowk i might just give up on that i main a 26.3 phone anyway

[dense valve]

you cannot jailbreak ios 18 either

[simple drift]

nope

[dense valve]

you also can't downgrade ios

[simple drift]

i love qbittorrent

[dense valve]

you can't go to a lower ios version

?

??

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle kill

[dense valve]

.

[simple drift]

check deleted logs rn

[dense valve]

[simple drift]

bro

i’m crine

[narrow crown]

nsfw in general

also how could that POSSIBLY be comfortable

[simple drift]

hi maxine!

[dense valve]

it's not

[simple drift]

like you would know 😭😭

[narrow crown]

thanks bradley

[dense valve]

im crine bro he posted it then deleted it and posted it again

[dense valve]

idk

[muted shuttle]

hii

I’ve been busy all day.

Messing with my new mac minis.

[simple drift]

i got a seedbox

to seedmaxx

[dense valve]

plural?

[muted shuttle]

my seed box is a dell optiplex 7010

[muted shuttle]

Plural

2012 Mac mini and 2010 Mac mini

[dense valve]

y

[muted shuttle]

needed 2010 Mac mini for something

[simple drift]

i got a cloud thing for like 3 months

to up my ratio

and just download whatever

[muted shuttle]

found lot with upgraded 2010 mac mini and a 2012 mac mini just for fun

$70

bought

worth

[dense valve]

Fair

[muted shuttle]

both came with SSDs

[dense valve]

w

[muted shuttle]

2012 came with 16GB RAM

So

In this economy that’s worth it

500GB SSD and a 240GB SSD

👅👅👅

the 2010 is being used for managing my ipods since it has a cd drive and firewire

[simple drift]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 maxine in general

[dense valve]

128gb sd card $40+ 💔

[muted shuttle]

i had issues with firewire on my windows pc and my 1st gen ipod

[simple drift]

i forgot my keyboard did that

[muted shuttle]

used 2010 with high Sierra

plugged it in

works instantly

i love macintosh

[grave ice]

How do I get troll store

[simple drift]

Hey, ! Your ISP/Government might be spying on you!

thanks website i can’t name

it isn’t

i have a vpn

[spring wren]

I have so many old PC parts from my upgrades I could prolly make a decent homelab PC

[dense valve]

what ios and device

[simple drift]

what ios are you on first of all

[spring wren]

not sure how to get started but it’s interesting

[simple drift]

and device

[grave ice]

I’m on 12

iPhone

[dense valve]

what ios

[simple drift]

what ios

[grave ice]

26

[dense valve]

you can't

[grave ice]

Why

I had troll box before

[dense valve]

because the exploit is patched

[simple drift]

“homelab”

[dense valve]

trollbox won't do anything

[simple drift]

you have to be on 17.0 or older

for trollstore

[grave ice]

Can I down grade my iOS version

[dense valve]

no

[grave ice]

What could I get on iOS 26 then

[narrow crown]

good clean apple approved fun

[grave ice]

I hit fork store

[dense valve]

what version of ios 26 specifically

[grave ice]

Flek

[grave ice]

Lemme see

26.2

[dense valve]

nothing

[grave ice]

💀

[spring wren]

good starter homelab?

real cheap

[dense valve]

Not enough

[simple drift]

yeah

cheap

[grave ice]

Give me an troll store ipa

[dense valve]

it doesn't work like that

you can't just install a trollstore ipa

it won't work

[grave ice]

Or is there anyway I can do the airdrop troll thing

[dense valve]

no

[grave ice]

[dense valve]

anything online is a scam

[grave ice]

You telling me o can’t get nothing no apps or anything

[dense valve]

i mean you can sideload

but like no tweaks or anything really

[grave ice]

What can I side load

[simple drift]

wait i have a shit side loading writeup

how to sideload on ios

sidestore

basically its an app store for sideloading apps
u have to refresh apps every 7 days or they delete themselves tho (but all that involves is pressing a button)
also ur limited to only 3 apps
also u need a computer to set sidestore up the first time and every time u update ios it might break so u might need a pc again to run a pairing thing

certificates

you can BUY a signing certificate from places (that i can link) for like 3 dollars and generally they last a year and u can install as many apps as you want with it and u dont have to refresh every week and its awesome and great and worth it get a cert

trollstore

if u are on ios 17.0 or older u can install a thing called trollstore which lets you just install ipa files (ios app files) like regular ass app store apps and its amazing (also u can jailbreak 17.0 and older but its lowk not very useful in the big 26)

ta da

[grave ice]

?

[simple drift]

ways to sideload apps

on ios

[grave ice]

Ik how

[simple drift]

do it then