general

[simple drift]

L

im only downgrading cuz of the stikdebug thing

i needed to update to it to verify my identity

cuz the uk is 1984

[narrow crown]

what if i got leftover files from when i jb years ago

[outer tundra]

https://www.theverge.com/news/819835/google-android-sideloading-experienced-users-developer-verification

[lunar nest]

How would iOS even detect its in a jailbroken state without just panicking and preventing the jailbreak from running

[outer tundra]

maybe I won't need to

seems Android sideloading is here to stay after all lol

Google bent the knee

[outer tundra]

don't do this

fuck the UK

[simple drift]

i had to

to change screen time settings

also if im giving anyone my id its apple

[outer tundra]

move to mainland Europe

it's better

[simple drift]

i used a workaround to verify discord

[outer tundra]

or well

[simple drift]

vpn for anything else

[outer tundra]

you might not be able to

forgot

[simple drift]

id rather move to like

australia

[outer tundra]

UK is no longer in the EU

you could move to Ireland for 5 years

[simple drift]

i could freely move to ireland which is in the eu

[outer tundra]

then move anywhere else

[simple drift]

then get citizenship

but i dont wanna live in fucking ireland

ill marry an australian and live there trust

[outer tundra]

or be like me and get Italian citizenship via great great grandparents and a $10,000 lawsuit lol

when I lived in Japan the biggest thing I learned is

you are either Japanese or not, legally

even as a permanent resident

it means nothing

[simple drift]

https://fxtwitter.com/dexerto/status/2029513051024638145?s=46

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Downdetector and Speedtest have been sold for $1.2 billion to Accenture

**💬 102 🔁 181 ❤️ 5.8K 👁️ 319.7K **

FxTwitter · Mar 5, 2026, 11:03 AM

EWWWWW

[outer tundra]

they can just change the laws, if you're not a citizen

so I no longer care about PR there lol

[gilded rapids]

Do I order food

[lunar nest]

But why wouldn’t it just kill the whole running system instead

[simple drift]

do i order a new laptop

[outer tundra]

eww

[gilded rapids]

Yes

[outer tundra]

Accenture?

lmfao

this world is insane

[simple drift]

it’s 1200 thooooooo

so much

[gilded rapids]

As long as it’s it the neobook

Yes but long term investment

[simple drift]

no

12-core m2 pro mbp 14"
32gb ram
512 storage

[gilded rapids]

I’d go for it

[simple drift]

i think i will

[gilded rapids]

If you really wanna save money the m1 pros are still good

[simple drift]

ill probably get this one

[narrow crown]

oh my fucking god i am texting this guy and he actually has NOTHING to say

[simple drift]

i might as well go for the best i can

i want it to last as long as possible

ie investment

[slim nova]

676767676767

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[simple drift]

rip

[gilded rapids]

@vital knoll @raven pine @lunar nest do I order food

[simple drift]

yes

order food

[lunar nest]

If ur hungry yes

[lusty scroll]

Should I get an m2? I’m probably gonna get used but I love MacBooks and I use a hackintosh right now

[gilded rapids]

I wish it wasn’t $16

[lusty scroll]

And I have an m2 Mac mini

[gilded rapids]

I could just not tip I guess 😭

[simple drift]

what m2

air pro m2 pro m2 max m2 what

[coarse shard]

How much is the m5

[lusty scroll]

MacBook Pro

[simple drift]

base m2>

?

[lusty scroll]

Uh idk

[raven pine]

holy crap why is the order 10 dollars extra if you dont have doordash premium+ or whatever its called

is someone joking

[quaint storm]

Can I please get some instructions in jailbreaking my iPad again please.?

[raven pine]

yes get the food

[simple drift]

what model what ios

[gilded rapids]

I do have dash pass

It’s mf tax

[lusty scroll]

What’s the base specs 16gb ram 1tb storage? I was thinking that

[gilded rapids]

tax and tip

[coarse shard]

How much is the M5 MacBook??

[raven pine]

2 dollar tax is not bad

[simple drift]

base for a pro is 16gb 512gb

[lusty scroll]

Oh ok

[simple drift]

or 8gb 256gb

either or

idk

[lusty scroll]

Too little

[simple drift]

im getting 32gb ram

soooooooooo

[coarse shard]

Fucking dumbasses

[quaint storm]

@simple drift can I PM you for instructions?

[gilded rapids]

I kinda want a 16in. I love my 14in cause of its size and convenience but a 16 is just nice

[simple drift]

no just tell me what ipad u have and what ios its on and ill send u a guide

ur not dming me

im not even accepting dms from this server

[chilly bear]

@simple drift can I PM you for instructions?

[ruby copper]

is ts hdr or something

[simple drift]

yes

[outer tundra]

yeah so

I think my next phone will be a Pixel Pro Fold

of some sort

I've kind of decided now that Google is making foldable phones

[ruby copper]

@outer tundra @simple drift @chilly bear @gilded rapidsrate the icon I made for my testing / in development / wip packges repo

[gilded rapids]

ooooo

I like

[simple drift]

muffin is too small

make muffin larger

trust

[ruby copper]

fr

[quaint storm]

@simple drift it won’t let me

[ruby copper]

at least it isnt ai

[simple drift]

what

[ruby copper]

so thats good

[lusty scroll]

Same I’m getting 16”

[simple drift]

yes

i know

cuz i said

you cant

are you blind

read

[simple drift]

^

[ruby copper]

👨‍🦯

[quaint storm]

Oh my apologies, I didn’t see that

[simple drift]

send in chat

ipad model

ios version

simple

[gilded rapids]

If Apple released a cellular oled MacBook pro I’d buy it idc the price

3k ok bet

[simple drift]

oled on a laptop is unnecessary i think

whats the point

miniled is good

miniled works

[quaint storm]

@simple drift 7th gen

[gilded rapids]

im just picky because I already have an oled tv

Oled phone

[simple drift]

what ios

[simple drift]

i guess

[gilded rapids]

I love the colors and I tell the difference

[simple drift]

yeah ig

[winter meadow]

Why won’t u put anything other than muffin

[ruby copper]

idk

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-rigby-cat-rigby-the-cat-funny-silly-gif-2463265493534872578

[quaint storm]

@simple drift I’ve never updated it so I’m not sure. Not at home currently

[simple drift]

check later then

[red hinge]

the humble blooming problem

[simple drift]

ok true

but like

its fine

[red hinge]

also its so funny how pretty much no one other than apple uses mini led for their laptops

some legion have mini led but that's it

lenovo pretty much moved to OLED

[red hinge]

i think the dimming zone makes it more expensive to do on a smaller scale

like TVs sure making a big oled costs a fortune

but not laptops and phones

[gilded rapids]

I just like oled

[simple drift]

laptop screens are big

[sour canyon]

that's cause oled is worse

[gilded rapids]

For a pro device and what you paying oled just make senses on the premium level

[red hinge]

not 75 inches big

[simple drift]

justify this statement

[simple drift]

who the fart is buying a tv bigger than like 60 inches

rich people

actually

only rich people can buy tvs

in general

[red hinge]

i can get a 75 inches mini led for less than $1000

its not that expensive

[simple drift]

too much money

[red hinge]

55 inches are borderline the minimum now

[untold helm]

????

[untold helm]

Uhh

[simple drift]

yes im about to spend more than that on a laptop

[untold helm]

TVs are pretty cheap, unless your going for oled

[simple drift]

i wouldnt spend more than 400 on a tv

id just get ips

[red hinge]

Redmi A Pro 75 inch 4K - 533 bucks

😭

okay this is just a normal LED display

[simple drift]

redmi television

fuh naw

[red hinge]

yea its crazy cheap

[simple drift]

i would not buy a television from xiaomi

[red hinge]

hisense are only $100 to $200 more expensive

i have a $70 xiaomi monitor

[simple drift]

dont hisense tvs have android tv on

[red hinge]

this shit has delta e of less than 1

yes

[simple drift]

thats ok then

[untold helm]

QLEDs are also about the same price

[red hinge]

you can also buy one with roku if that's what you want

[simple drift]

nuh uh

[red hinge]

TV are the only electronic that gets cheaper and cheaper

[untold helm]

Never connect TV to Wi-Fi, use a external box

[simple drift]

roku os is slop

[red hinge]

seems to defy the law

[simple drift]

i watch everything on my phone or monitor so i have no need for a tv

i might get one when i rearrange my room but

idk

[red hinge]

and you're not the majority unfortunately

[untold helm]

I need a web browser on my TV

That’s why Roku stinks

[simple drift]

for what

[red hinge]

you won't get it

piracy

how would i access https://lunastream.gay otherwise

[sour canyon]

shit color accuracy, shit viewing angles that make the colors worse, degrades as you use it making used oleds about as appealing as used batteries, the most expensive despite all the shortcomings

[red hinge]

my laptop has:

• delta e of 0.41
• pretty much 180 degrees
• doesn't seem to degrade even when i blast a static screen on max brightness
• kinda expensive

its an AMOLED display

[simple drift]

shrug

[topaz grotto]

bro windows feels sluggish with 16 gb of ram sometimes cause how much Microsoft slopified windows 11 😭

[red hinge]

delta e of 0.41 is literally more than what the professionals usually work with

[topaz grotto]

and my m1 MacBook Air with 8 gb or ram preforms much better

[red hinge]

windows 11 fucked it up so bad i find windows 10 to be much more responsive

too bad i can't use windows 10 or else i get shit performance

[compact cobalt]

I know it’s meant for kids, but the Pokemon anime is so goofy

[simple drift]

i know barely anything about colour accuracy in displays i just want deep blacks

[past sparrow]

windows feels hard to use

in general

it feels like it actively doesnt want you to use it

[sour canyon]

oled is for you then

[simple drift]

yeah

[red hinge]

mini led works just as well

i find not having the blooming problem makes OLED much more pleasant to work with in low light shots

[past sparrow]

oled <3333

[gilded rapids]

Ya like I said earlier for a high end premium laptop oled just makes the most sense

[red hinge]

if you search the market for high end windows laptops

you just can't find mini led

[topaz grotto]

I know they sloppified windows so much

[gilded rapids]

The iPad pros have amazing oled displays I don’t see why they wouldn’t just bring it to the pro MacBook lineups

[outer tundra]

update it to 26.3.1

[red hinge]

pre copilot windows 11 was fine

[topaz grotto]

Yeah especially how much ai slop they force in ur face

[topaz grotto]

Yeah

[gilded rapids]

mbp oled
mba mini led
Neo poor 60hz idk

[past sparrow]

do it. update from the ios 16 beta.

[past sparrow]

fine is a strong word

windows 10 was shit and windows 11 is less ugly but still shit

[red hinge]

the reason why they released windows 11 in a rush is because a build got leaked

took them until 23h2 to perfect the old 22000 branch

[simple drift]

https://youtu.be/l03sL4CLQmk?si=4TK0Uv-85KyNKiN5

[red hinge]

and then threw it out of the windows on 26000

[gilded rapids]

What’s this keyboard bug ppl are complaining about with iOS

[simple drift]

penut butter

[past sparrow]

DO IT

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

[red hinge]

gboard on android is much better than the stock ios keyboard

[outer tundra]

I'll throw in a free iPad Pro 5th gen 512GB on the same version

[red hinge]

its not even a fair comparison

[outer tundra]

not unless you update

👿

[gilded rapids]

I gboard but I’m so picky I hate how it takes a few seconds for the keyboard to pop up when the stock is just instant

Yes I’m that picky 😭

[past sparrow]

top 5 sentences only said by people who need to go outside and touch grass

[red hinge]

i do that every day

[past sparrow]

do it more then

[red hinge]

as a 10+ years android user i have to admit that

[gilded rapids]

Gboard is really good lol I will agree with that

[red hinge]

you just never used a good android

[outer tundra]

Blackberry physical keyboard > iOS keyboard > Gboard > Default Android shitty keyboard

[past sparrow]

i literally have a pixel 10

[red hinge]

and see how prediction is much better than ios?

[past sparrow]

i dont use prediction

[untold helm]

Piracy sites

[past sparrow]

its a fuckin keyboard bro it's not that deep

[outer tundra]

actually

[red hinge]

even then the android keyboard doesn't lag out

:/

[outer tundra]

Gboard is better for one thing

auto Google Translate

[gilded rapids]

I thought about jumping ship to the galaxy ecosystem

used to have both the newest iPhone and galaxy

[red hinge]

i use my phone mostly for texting so a good keyboard is necessary

[past sparrow]

i would kms if i had to use a samsung

[red hinge]

too bad there aren't a good android after the pixel 5 and galaxy note 10

:/

[untold helm]

Why not a degoogled pixel

[past sparrow]

mmm i love the 5 billionth ios clone android skin

[outer tundra]

I am considering upgrading to a Pixel Pro Fold

[red hinge]

don't

[outer tundra]

proof or it didn't happen

[red hinge]

for foldables a galaxy is the best you can get

[outer tundra]

it's galaxy

yuck

[past sparrow]

there are no good folding phones

[outer tundra]

I want to install GrapheneOS on it

[red hinge]

istg stop cooking fuck you nothing

[past sparrow]

the pixel pro folds are flawed

and everything else has dogshit android skins

[red hinge]

and google is pushing updates in an unified image so it makes it much harder to port roms over now

[untold helm]

did you see the design on the normal 4a

[past sparrow]

what is bro on about

[outer tundra]

it still works for now

[gilded rapids]

I like their watches

[past sparrow]

i just use a pixel 10 on stock rom, i am so tired of having to fuck around with roms

[outer tundra]

you can still connect pixel watches to a cheap galaxy phone

[past sparrow]

my pixel 10 is good and just fuckin works

[red hinge]

okay

i didn't ask btw

[gilded rapids]

idk is a phone now that RCS works between iOS and android devices I don’t have much reason to stay

[red hinge]

also what you just said

[outer tundra]

congrats you just sold google all of your data

[gilded rapids]

iCloud integration is nice but in my day to day

[red hinge]

can be summarized to "its painful to use a custom rom"

[past sparrow]

you think they're not tracking you already

[red hinge]

get better

[ornate latch]

Doesn't matter at this point

It's not like they didn't have it already

[past sparrow]

yeah i love having to play a cat and mouse game wih playintegrity so my apps will work !!!!

[red hinge]

that i totally agree

[gilded rapids]

It’s like the ppl that love Apple because Apple is so ethical

[red hinge]

i don't use custom roms on my android

[outer tundra]

tell that to the guy who was a "Child pornographer" and just sending the Dr a pic of an infection 💀

[copper tendon]

how do i get 100 hours of battery life out of my 5090 laptop with a 1whr battery

[ornate latch]

What

[red hinge]

you press the power button

boom, infinite battery life

[outer tundra]

it's the stupidity of Google at its finest

[past sparrow]

i know what you're talking about

[outer tundra]

not quite as bad as Microslop

but up there

[past sparrow]

iirc they literally had it on google drive or some shit

yeah no shit if you use google drive theyre gonna scan that shit

[red hinge]

google does scan CSAM on all of their services

[outer tundra]

probably Google Photos because I think they auto sync

like iCloud photos

[untold helm]

Only real feature I would be loosing is probably Apple Cash

[outer tundra]

but iCloud does not have CSAM scanning

[red hinge]

people complained, saying that would void their "privacy"

[outer tundra]

well it does

[gilded rapids]

why do people put apple on a pedestal like vs google at the end of the day their a for profit business

[outer tundra]

if you aren't distributing, then your cloud is your business imo

[past sparrow]

anyways grapheneos is a honeypot

[gilded rapids]

if you truly cared about ethics ask Apple why they still manufacture their devices in developing countries with little pay and less human rights

[outer tundra]

been using it for years

its not but it is annoying

[untold helm]

They cost less to manufacture

[outer tundra]

like I can't use Google Pay

[untold helm]

Can’t you enable it

[outer tundra]

nope

[past sparrow]

nope!

[gilded rapids]

Exactly at the end of the day consumers don’t care they want what’s cheap

[past sparrow]

because you dont pass playintegrity! because you're running a rom!

[gilded rapids]

but to put Apple on an invisible pedestal

[red hinge]

so its fine to molest childrens as long as you don't share it to people?

[ornate latch]

The Congolese children working on cobalt mines to make iPhone batteries clearly get paid good money

Trust bro

[gilded rapids]

[past sparrow]

i think that might just be the single dumbest interpretation of that sentence

[untold helm]

The Chinese children can easily put the small parts together better

Since they have small hands

[gilded rapids]

anyways my point is at the end of the day Google, Apple, meta idc they’re all for profit businesses

[red hinge]

i think calling people dumb is your specialty

[past sparrow]

anyways, all companies are immoral

[outer tundra]

privacy has its consequences

[gilded rapids]

Apple just likes to spin as if they care about you

😭

[untold helm]

Arizona Ice tea

[past sparrow]

ethics do not exist under capitalism

[outer tundra]

and I'd rather allow criminals to have their kiddy porn on their phones than open my ass to Google's AI

[red hinge]

time to share it over a usb flash drive

[gilded rapids]

Between Apple, Google

Meta is a shit company tho I will say that lmao

Fuck meta 😭

[outer tundra]

lol

hard agree

fuck meta and MSFT

[red hinge]

meta is an advertising company first and foremost

[past sparrow]

and you can never be safe from tracking if you use the internet at all, so just give up

[red hinge]

they do read your messenger and instagram DMs

[gilded rapids]

Doesn’t meta own WhatsApp

[ornate latch]

That's an insane statement

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle get a job

[ornate latch]

Like

Seriously

[simple drift]

yea\

[untold helm]

meta disabled normal homes on quest in place of a 4 different ones all plastered with meta horizon ads

[past sparrow]

use whatever works well without giving a shit about tracking and you'll be happier

[outer tundra]

Apple at least supposedly has E2EE whereas the others don't

[gilded rapids]

What do you think about Amazon now lol

[outer tundra]

common libertarian take tbh

[gilded rapids]

They’re pretty uhh something

[untold helm]

I trust apple more more than google for the only reason they didn’t have the data to actually make apple intelligence themselves

[past sparrow]

i trust neither

[outer tundra]

although I do suppose most libertarians are by extension criminals so

lol

[gilded rapids]

but they use openAI right

[ornate latch]

Probably

[slim nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[past sparrow]

all centrists should spontaneously combust

[untold helm]

They have shitty practices, however I still use them

[turbid blade]

can anyone help me make a rat??

[slim nova]

chatjewpt

[gilded rapids]

openai and the us goverment are now bffs so

[untold helm]

Get a mouse, enlarge and stretch it out

[gilded rapids]

Apple can keep using openai 😭

[untold helm]

There you go

Rat

[coarse ginkgo]

yeah, @ruby copper

[slim nova]

that’s why claude is my new bff

[outer tundra]

Centrist = killing more people than either rightists or leftists for "the greater good" lol

[ornate latch]

@muted shuttle Help this man code his rat as ur a rat specialist

[past sparrow]

okay how do i make a mouse

[turbid blade]

really??

[untold helm]

@turbid blade if you want a rat turn your screen off

[red hinge]

samsung however, trained their AI so good it only takes them a year to finish

[untold helm]

and look closely

[ornate latch]

No

[slim nova]

i see myself

[turbid blade]

wtf

[gilded rapids]

Even tho all companies are the same I think I hate meta the most

[slim nova]

why

[gilded rapids]

But I still use Instagram so

lol

[red hinge]

i hate blackrock the most

fr

[ornate latch]

What makes you think someone will help you make malware on an iOS jailbreaking server @turbid blade

[past sparrow]

instructions unclear i see the back of my phone

[ornate latch]

Enlighten me

[slim nova]

i hate microslop

[desert cairn]

https://bigrat.monster

[turbid blade]

idk my hopes

[gilded rapids]

Idk I guess meta has just had a lot of public dislike for a long time

[untold helm]

How the fuck can like 3 companies own like the majority of them

[turbid blade]

small dih big dreams

[simple drift]

wowza

[slim nova]

i love google

[untold helm]

Especially considering most “competitors” are owned by the same companies

Illusion of choice

[ornate latch]

How about you stop being a skid and learn how to do shit yourself

[outer tundra]

If Apple would just resign every version of iOS forevermore, I will make them my favorite company by far

[past sparrow]

it's so fucked up that water is a product that is sold in stores in plastic bottles

[desert cairn]

ios 17.2 and under are literally unsafe to use

[turbid blade]

idk dont know how to download async rat

[simple drift]

fuck i forgot to cancel apple music

[untold helm]

They are asking how to make the animal

[simple drift]

fuuuuuuhhhhh

[ornate latch]

And no one is gonna help you here

[past sparrow]

switch to apple music

[simple drift]

no

[past sparrow]

yes

[simple drift]

im cancelling it

[untold helm]

You will probably get a rat in the process of trying to make one if your this stupid

[simple drift]

i get spotify on a family plan

[past sparrow]

okay but how do i make a mouse

[desert cairn]

how it feels to get redirected and get webkit info stealed

[simple drift]

yes its a terrible company but im using it for free

[past sparrow]

leave the family plan and pay for apple music

[untold helm]

Take a rat, scale it down and squish it horizontally

[simple drift]

pointless

[untold helm]

Same

[past sparrow]

thank you will try

[desert cairn]

use juicebox

[untold helm]

All companies are terrible 🤯

[outer tundra]

Daily driving iOS 15 in 2026

[past sparrow]

pointful

spotify sucks ass

[desert cairn]

time to buy a new phone

[untold helm]

I have malware on my 16.5.1 😛

[past sparrow]

i legitimately could not use it if i had to

[outer tundra]

Nvr

[winter meadow]

Me :)

I’m not upgrading

[outer tundra]

although I did say my next upgrade will be probably a Pixel

but I really want a foldable phone

[desert cairn]

did they patch the webkit exploits on older versions

[winter meadow]

Fuck that corona thing I’m not a politician

[past sparrow]

dont

[outer tundra]

Pixels don't get many carrier deals

[past sparrow]

really just dont

[desert cairn]

you know its public right

[outer tundra]

you almost need to pay full price

[desert cairn]

it was being used in chinese sites to steal crypto

[carmine elk]

too hard, can’t even use Google without using the awful legacy mobile layout

No fucking dark mode or lens

[gilded rapids]

When I was younger I really wanted the HTC One M7/M8 @winter meadow @untold helm @red hinge

[carmine elk]

Or voice search

[untold helm]

I don’t have any crypto

[untold helm]

Why

[desert cairn]

yeah but it can be used for anything

[past sparrow]

pixel pro fold is flawed and is stupidly fragile, everything else has dogshit software

[gilded rapids]

It looked good at the time

Premium

[desert cairn]

if it can steal crypto it can steal whatever

[chilly bear]

[gilded rapids]

For 2013 a phone that looks like that

[outer tundra]

crypto is kind of a joke now

[untold helm]

Jailbreak

[outer tundra]

rip people who bought BTC at 120k

[past sparrow]

it always was

[winter meadow]

Why are you even using Google

Shit results

[past sparrow]

the only actually useful crypto is monero

[outer tundra]

that said

[past sparrow]

just like everything else

[desert cairn]

its only gonna go back up

[outer tundra]

I have lost more money playing stock options

[winter meadow]

Looks good ngl

[desert cairn]

if you dont sell youre not losing money basically

[outer tundra]

but you know what I gained? tax free gains into retirement lol

[winter meadow]

DDG?

Bing?

[desert cairn]

quite incredible

[desert cairn]

garbage

[ornate latch]

Son im crine

[desert cairn]

anything other than google's results sucks

[past sparrow]

sucks

[untold helm]

Dance Dance Gevolution

[desert cairn]

and google's results suck too

[past sparrow]

is literally where ddg pulls results from

[winter meadow]

All search engines suck atp

[past sparrow]

yes

[ornate latch]

Yeah

[outer tundra]

I honestly hope it doesn't

watching MSTR collapse would be too funny

[untold helm]

Google 2nd page

[gilded rapids]

Is anyone here born after 2006

[winter meadow]

I use DDG because it uhhh looks good and filters AI

[winter meadow]

Most people ig

[past sparrow]

me

[desert cairn]

why wouldnt it

its basically a 4 year cycle

[gilded rapids]

What year were u born

[outer tundra]

because crypto's value

is zero

lol

[gilded rapids]

@desert cairn unc

[past sparrow]

why do you ask

[outer tundra]

at least back when it was used to buy and sell drugs

that had value

[gilded rapids]

cause that blows my mind

Ppl born after 2006

[past sparrow]

im 17 btw lmao

[desert cairn]

im 17

ur unc

[ornate latch]

Blaze discovers the concept of time

[gilded rapids]

unc

Fr fr

[winter meadow]

Ur unc

Aren’t u like 26

[outer tundra]

I'm older than all of you

[ornate latch]

Unc

[gilded rapids]

I’m 23 😭

[past sparrow]

okay grandpa go take your meds

[gilded rapids]

2002

[ornate latch]

Holy unc

[outer tundra]

ha same

[simple drift]

my brother is older than u

wild

[gilded rapids]

Being born on 2000 is elite tho

Too bad

[past sparrow]

i forgot how to count for a wholeass minute goddamn

[simple drift]

my brother was born sept 1st 2000

holy peak birthdate

[past sparrow]

who's gonna be the first to make a 9/11 joke

[gilded rapids]

someone asked me how old I was the other day and i forgot for a moment and said 22

😭

[chilly bear]

hi

[simple drift]

hi

[winter meadow]

Are u born after 2006

[simple drift]

2008

[chilly bear]

2008

[gilded rapids]

Damn so ur childhood is the late 2010s

[past sparrow]

same 🙏

[simple drift]

kinda

[gilded rapids]

I kinda feel bad for yall 🥀

[ornate latch]

Ok unc

[winter meadow]

I’m prob the youngest here

[carmine elk]

mine is the mid to late 2010s

[winter meadow]

2011 😭

[past sparrow]

the pro strat is to be broke and have older stuff

my first computer ran windows xp 🙏

[ornate latch]

Infant

[chilly bear]

child

[carmine elk]

ofc I’m 2011. Turning 15 in a month

[past sparrow]

small child

[chilly bear]

beta

[simple drift]

sperm

[gilded rapids]

early was lit the recession happened and everything was cheap

[untold helm]

👶

[carmine elk]

u were born on December 31 2010 at 11:59 pm

[gilded rapids]

vine and the divide between phone usage and real life

[past sparrow]

and i grew up with the wii

[gilded rapids]

Fr fr

[winter meadow]

Shat da fak up

[ornate latch]

No

[red hinge]

the magsafe magnet in my phone case is enough to lift a heavy lock

god damn

[untold helm]

Requirement

[past sparrow]

we dont want to know about that

[outer tundra]

I was alive on 9/11/2001

[winter meadow]

How old are u

[ornate latch]

You said you were born in 2002

[outer tundra]

almost was an orphan actually lol

[gilded rapids]

Ok those born 2008-2011 do you count urself as Gen Z or Gen Alpha

[tepid ermine]

how if u were born in2002

[outer tundra]

I was born in Jan 2002

[winter meadow]

Idk

[past sparrow]

gen z fuck that

[carmine elk]

me too, mine was modded as well bc my parents couldn’t afford stupid shovelware

[winter meadow]

Both?

[outer tundra]

so my mom was pregnant

[past sparrow]

yup

[chilly bear]

mb

[gilded rapids]

Gen Alpha is the future

[simple drift]

tragic isnt it

[past sparrow]

then you werent alive

[ornate latch]

Gen alpha is after 2012 iirc

[tepid ermine]

[gilded rapids]

Imagine being born Gen beta cause that’s next

[untold helm]

I thought we were already on gen beta

[simple drift]

no 2010

[past sparrow]

gen alpha is after 2010 i dont care what anyone says

[ornate latch]

Is it

[tepid ermine]

gen alpha

[red hinge]

that would make me at least 4 years older since im alive in my dad ballsack

[outer tundra]

I'd argue I was

[simple drift]

anyone born 2010 or after is gen alpha

[tepid ermine]

isnt there gen beta tho

like 2020

[carmine elk]

I’m so glad I’m Gen Z

[gilded rapids]

Wait did gen beta already start

[carmine elk]

Gen beta starts in 2029

[gilded rapids]

Google says 2025

[simple drift]

gen beta is this year or last year

[chilly bear]

alpha*

[red hinge]

it started in 2022

[simple drift]

yeah

2025

[gilded rapids]

oh hell no imagine being Gen beta bye

[simple drift]

anyone born in 2025 is gen beta

[gilded rapids]

🥀

[carmine elk]

1997-2012 is Gen Z, 2013-2028 is Gen Alpha

[tepid ermine]

missed everything

[simple drift]

crine

[outer tundra]

your dad probably shot so many loads that this is impossible

[simple drift]

imagine missing covid

[past sparrow]

gen alpha starts 2010

[carmine elk]

2013 bc eveyy generation lasts 15 years

[past sparrow]

i dont know why the last couple years everyones convinced themselves it starts 2012

[gilded rapids]

ppl argue when Gen Z starts some say 1995 some say 1998

[tepid ermine]

too many people having an anime pfp I can’t even know who is who

[carmine elk]

Frr, it starts in 1997

[red hinge]

i say 2006 and end in 2007

[simple drift]

hi

[red hinge]

because 67

[past sparrow]

im going to kill you

[red hinge]

please do

[gilded rapids]

can u imagine Gen Alpha as parents

[tepid ermine]

🥀

[carmine elk]

AOC SEVENNNTNFJDJ

[chilly bear]

lol

[tepid ermine]

obviously

[gilded rapids]

[tepid ermine]

Oh

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-bruh-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-higuruma-higuruma-hiromi-gif-6772381213627884903

[past sparrow]

i would like to imagine they'll, you know, grow up

[simple drift]

impossible

[tepid ermine]

obviously they’ll grow up

[red hinge]

with all of them having ADHD

[tepid ermine]

💔

[chilly bear]

no they'll die before 16

[tepid ermine]

due to what

[chilly bear]

cuz of microplastics in their blood

[tepid ermine]

woww

[past sparrow]

getting older and growing up are different things

[gilded rapids]

https://www.businessinsider.com/gen-alpha-reading-literacy-crisis-privilege-society-divide-2024-12

Gen Alpha is lower reading rates than Gen Z when we were their age

[carmine elk]

they’re gonna sing their kids a song that says “brr skibidi dip dip dip yes yes”

[tepid ermine]

growing up as you mean they stop acting stupid yes?

[simple drift]

we're actually cooked

[past sparrow]

yes

[tepid ermine]

not acting maybe stop being stupid

[outer tundra]

I guess that would make me super literate since I can read English and Japanese lol

[past sparrow]

youre just now realizing it

[past sparrow]

i speak 4 languages 🙏

[outer tundra]

speaking is not literacy

😂

[carmine elk]

i speak Spanish, English, and learning Russian and Chinese

[simple drift]

ive been aware

[tepid ermine]

Hebrew Russian Spanish and secret language ?

[past sparrow]

okay smartass i can read them too

[outer tundra]

which ones?

[simple drift]

im fluent in english and OKAY in french

[gilded rapids]

Did u have to take a computer class in school

[tepid ermine]

ohmygod nobody gets the reference 🥀

[past sparrow]

spanish, catalan, english and toki pona

[past sparrow]

yea

[gilded rapids]

I had to growing up it was computer applications

Ok bet

[outer tundra]

spanish and catalan counts as one lol

[gilded rapids]

I think my state got rid of them

[past sparrow]

literally no it doesnt

[narrow crown]

toki pona is a cool flex but when will u actually get to speak to someone in toki pona

[ornate latch]

no

it's very different

[past sparrow]

tenpo ni

[outer tundra]

I'm trollbaiting I know

[gilded rapids]

I was also taught the vowels are

A E I O U and sometimes Y

But they don’t teach and sometimes Y anymore

[outer tundra]

I will learn Italian fluently after I get my Italian citizenship

after that

maybe Chinese

[past sparrow]

mi ken toki e toki pona tawa jan la jan li sona ala e toki mi

[simple drift]

i cant wait to try out the macbook neo in the apple store

i wanna see it

[past sparrow]

yeah that's because thats stupid

[tepid ermine]

yeah good luck with that 🥀

[outer tundra]

if I know Japanese

[past sparrow]

english has 5 billion vowels

[outer tundra]

it can't be as hard, can it?

[past sparrow]

we should teach kids about schwa

[outer tundra]

they use similar characters

[tepid ermine]

my guy even Chinese struggle learning their language

[alpine spoke]

Will the neo be a yearly updated device

[past sparrow]

okay but they're completely separate languages

[tepid ermine]

bad laptop

[gilded rapids]

prob not

[chilly bear]

its biannual

[gilded rapids]

It’s for ooor people

poor

I can’t spell today

[alpine spoke]

A19 Pro can have 12GB of ram

[tepid ermine]

t o d a y

[past sparrow]

macbook neo's gonna be insane in a few years once it ends up in the used market

[gilded rapids]

For people who can’t afford a nicer laptop the Neo isn’t bad for the basic user

Isn’t it like 499 with student discount

[outer tundra]

Chinese people can pass the JLPT N1 (which is used for measuring language proficiency in Japan) without really speaking any Japanese at all because the characters are the same

[gilded rapids]

Better than some ratchet HP laptop at that price

[tepid ermine]

I’ll rather just take an ipad

[winter meadow]

Yes

I want it

[alpine spoke]

Is the neo enough of an upgrade from M1 though that those could become cheap

[past sparrow]

tbh im probably gonna get an ipad to use as my main computer

[outer tundra]

no

[winter meadow]

iirc in multi thread the M1 is better

[gilded rapids]

no the M1 Pro is still better too

[alpine spoke]

Like Waiting to see a $300 base model M1 on used market

[winter meadow]

But single core performance A18 wins

[past sparrow]

when do yall think theyre gonna drop the m1

[carmine elk]

$600? the m1 mbp costs like $900 where i live

[gilded rapids]

idk I’m American

Cheaper prices

[silver scaffold]

But iPad doesn't have inspect element

[winter meadow]

macOS 28?

Idk

[outer tundra]

the best MBP

[winter meadow]

Rich ass

[simple drift]

i CANNOT wait to upgrade

[gilded rapids]

I’m gonna hold on to my 14in M1 Pro MBP for like 3-4 more years tbh

[past sparrow]

give me it then the fuck

[narrow crown]

i CAN wait to upgrade (i do not wnat to spend a thousand dollars)

[gilded rapids]

sold my iPad tho rip it was nice while I had it

[past sparrow]

fuck i cant upload images

[simple drift]

ipad user

[alpine spoke]

Is it just me or does midnight kinda suck

[gilded rapids]

I was able to sell it for $500

[outer adder]

Yo

[red hinge]

chinese speakers primarily benefits from kanji and not hiragana

[past sparrow]

how does one get image perms

[simple drift]

talk more

[alpine spoke]

Like midnight picks up fingerprints so easily

[outer adder]

iPad with keyboard is great tho

[simple drift]

until ur mem plus

[past sparrow]

:defeat:

i have a life :defeat:

[simple drift]

you cant do anything in ipados

[outer tundra]

hiragana and katakana are stupid easy though

[gilded rapids]

iPad OS just pisses me off tho there’s so many workarounds you gotta do

[past sparrow]

hold on i know the strat

[gilded rapids]

it’s nice but I can’t it takes too long

[past sparrow]

cant wait to upgrade

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[outer adder]

Wdym by anything?

[outer tundra]

素敵　すてき　ステキ

[gusty hedge]

@polar python is there spatial audio in OMNI

[outer tundra]

obviously the left is hardest

[gusty hedge]

With da pods

[simple drift]

you can only do really basic shit in ipads

[simple drift]

i think so

[outer adder]

That’s what is it for

[coarse shard]

Tung Tung sahur

[simple drift]

❌

[past sparrow]

the people who complain about the usability of ipads really just are not the target audience for them

[simple drift]

they claim the ipad pro can do pro workloads

they tried making it work

it doesnt

[gilded rapids]

Yeah I tried

I care about efficiency and the workarounds just take too long on iPadOS

[outer tundra]

iPad Pro is more of a rich dad device

[gilded rapids]

It’s a great media device tho

[outer adder]

You can edit videos in devinci

[outer adder]

But I do agree with this

[simple drift]

you cant run anything in the background

[gilded rapids]

For size and price I’d rather just get a MacBook Air and carry that around

[red hinge]

the only pro workload on the ipad pro is using it as a reference monitor

[simple drift]

the os just isnt built for it

[winter meadow]

Honestly I’d get a Neo instead of a iPad Pro right now

[gilded rapids]

M2 and up is so overkill for these iPads 😭

[winter meadow]

Far more usable

[red hinge]

i think they're trying to market it towards multitasker

[outer tundra]

more powerful than a Macbook Neo

[red hinge]

and not power users

[simple drift]

i still dont know why they put m chips in ipads

[past sparrow]

on christmas i plan to get an ipad to use as my main laptop lol

[winter quarry]

[outer tundra]

FCP for iPad

[winter meadow]

Get a Neo

[gilded rapids]

A MacBook Pro that is oled and has cellular capabilities would be AMAZING 10/10

[winter meadow]

Or a thinkpad

[past sparrow]

no.

[winter meadow]

Hotspot from ur iPhone

[gilded rapids]

No that’s ghetto

[past sparrow]

cant

[outer tundra]

actually yes this is the one case where you should buy a MB Neo

if you're thinking of getting an iPad Pro

just get the MB Neo

[gilded rapids]

I have my own cell plan for my Apple Watch fr

[narrow crown]

ipados sux not versatile enough

[past sparrow]

i dont need it to be versatile

[outer tundra]

you can't jailbreak it now

[simple drift]

i need logic pro and ableton and shit so i could never use an ipad

[gilded rapids]

Tbh I’d prob buy an iPad mini if it was 120hz

[outer tundra]

unless you already own the old ones that can

I can't recommend them

[rugged wren]

hey guys who's breaking my os

[gilded rapids]

I had one for a while didn’t have much use for it the 7th gen

[outer tundra]

macOS you can do anything to it

[past sparrow]

if i can get a macbook neo ill def get it

[rugged wren]

bro

😢

[coarse shard]

Idk

[narrow crown]

ipad just not worth it to me cuz u cant run anything u want like macos. too locked down

[past sparrow]

im not hearing it

[gilded rapids]

😭 @winter meadow

[outer tundra]

cheap ones are good

[steady jetty]

Hello, i'm new to the jailbreak community. I have an old ipad pro 10.5'' running currently on ios 14.4 jailbreak with Taurine and have Trollstore installed.
My question is: if i update it to the last ipados version 17.7.10 and jailbreak it again with palra1n this time, will i be able to install trollstore again or not ?

[outer tundra]

for reading

and note taking

[rugged wren]

yeahh thank you for buying my products

[narrow crown]

save some for the rest of us

[simple drift]

for the price you could get a refurbished m2 macbook air

[gilded rapids]

Oh wait

[past sparrow]

i dont want to hear it bro

listen

[outer tundra]

iPad's two best features are Notability and iBooks

[gilded rapids]

That’s everything Apple I own

[coarse shard]

What do you do with all that

[gilded rapids]

Plus the galaxy

[gilded rapids]

Junk drawer

[rugged wren]

yes user you should buy mac neo i skid snapdragon 8 elite Gen 5

[gilded rapids]

idk what to do with the og iPad and iPad 2

[simple drift]

jelbrek

[coarse shard]

Sell it ngl

[gilded rapids]

iPad 2 is too slow

[simple drift]

downgrade it to ios 6

you can do that

[outer tundra]

iPad 1 haxx it to run iOS 7

[coarse shard]

It won’t boot without pc

[simple drift]

falsehoods

lies

[winter meadow]

Neo should support iOS apps I guess?

[simple drift]

macos does already

[coarse shard]

Ig

[outer tundra]

with PlayCover

yea

[winter meadow]

Ik but

[past sparrow]

i cant wait for someone to get ios running on the macbook neo lmao

or ipados

[winter meadow]

Idk

[coarse shard]

How can Apple just give up the iPhone 16 pro chip in an 499$ laptop

[outer tundra]

you already can

[coarse shard]

It was an 1199$ originally

[outer tundra]

VSE

[past sparrow]

what

[outer tundra]

basically an iOS VM

[winter meadow]

Vphone?

But it’s emulation

[past sparrow]

no but that's fuckin boring

i wanna watch it run ios or ipados bare metal

[outer tundra]

no drivers

so good luck

[past sparrow]

womp womp

thats quitter talk

[outer tundra]

you could make them

it would require you to first reverse engineer the drivers

[versed sun]

Can I turn my iPhone into a MacBook?

[outer tundra]

then build a custom IPSW with them

[past sparrow]

yes i know

[outer tundra]

and then you'd have the problem where IPSWs aren't signed except for the latest

unless it's macOS

[narrow crown]

why though?? whats even the point

[past sparrow]

funny

[narrow crown]

ok

[gilded rapids]

Mobile gaming

[outer tundra]

you'd be trading an open OS for a jailed OS

[winter meadow]

Unavailable

lol

[outer tundra]

kind of nuts lol

[past sparrow]

it would be funny

[past sparrow]

anyways i wonder if anyone will make something like OCLP for apple silicon macbooks once they drop the m1

[versed sun]

Actually it’s a fair price it’s gonna outperform any other laptops made

[outer tundra]

M1 will not be dropped anytime soon

M2 I think will go even longer than M1

[past sparrow]

okay almost as if thats not what i said

[outer tundra]

check back around 2030

then M1 might finally get dropped

[gilded rapids]

For that price bracket remember this is the competition

😭

Ratchet ass HP

[past sparrow]

ive seen more expensive windows laptops that are worse than the macbook neo

(i had one)

(do not get a galaxy book4 edge 15", it sucks ass)

[gilded rapids]

Would you ever buy a $700 Chromebook

[past sparrow]

no

[outer tundra]

yeah but Windows 🤮

[past sparrow]

if i had $700 in my pocket i wouldnt buy anything because im not american /lmao

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle job

[past sparrow]

anyways if i had that much money id either get a macbook neo or just a refurb/used m-series macbook air

[gilded rapids]

This is $600 why does it look so ghetto

I know that keyboard is ass

[past sparrow]

windows laptops are a joke

they have been since the m1 came out

[simple drift]

average windows laptop

average hp

only OK looking windows laptop is the dell xps 13

[gilded rapids]

yeah good laptop

I wish it had better speakers tho

[rich dune]

thinkpads?)

[simple drift]

some are ok

most are kinda uggo

but theyre good because theyre functional

[winter meadow]

@simple drift https://youtu.be/_jKzzsClgOY

[simple drift]

i dont have a hard drive

[coarse shard]

Connect it to an display while using ipados mode

On 26.2 beta 1

Basically getting you to a pc experience

[versed sun]

iPadOS isn’t the same as macOS

[coarse shard]

It lets you multitask if connected to an external display

You can use enswilde

Nugget like app but on device

[versed sun]

But external displays have delay in gaming on iPhone

[coarse shard]

Depends on wire

[versed sun]

Type c to vga from however long ago

[past sparrow]

gaming on a phone is crazy

[versed sun]

It has type c and usb a and vga on it

[versed sun]

That’s why I play games on my computer

[coarse shard]

MacBook will give an laggy experience in gaming ig

In demanding games

Neo

Only

[ember basalt]

bro why does ios 26 lag so much when opening or closing apps

Im on 13 pm

Is that an issue or is that my phone cooked

[gilded rapids]

Mobile gaming tho

[wicked surge]

@low mortar 😂

https://youtube.com/shorts/CwVyDqR1EYQ?si=-iEuhG8qHFR3IFfE

[tepid ermine]

5g+?

[gilded rapids]

ATT

[rare venture]

eta wen resident evil code: veronica port to mobile

[gilded rapids]

It’s the high band faster 5G

[tepid ermine]

aha

[rare venture]

https://c.tenor.com/mQHtZpq0V8UAAAAd/icraze-screentimebegone.gif

[red hinge]

why is it all grayed out

oh wait you use a 14 pro

[gilded rapids]

Old screenshot with my 14 pro

15 pro is the s minimum

[red hinge]

what do you use now

still the cheeky 14 pro?

[gilded rapids]

16 pro

[muted shuttle]

is it purple

[gilded rapids]

no just black

[muted shuttle]

Boring

[gilded rapids]

But I had a purple 14 pro max for a little

[muted shuttle]

I miss my purple 14PM

[tepid ermine]

Last good color they made

[gilded rapids]

I liked the green 13 pro

But true