general

[tranquil marlin]

mines completely fine on my 16e

[red hinge]

the only place where its laggy is in the lock screen selection pages for me

[agile phoenix]

i just dont like ios 26

[tranquil marlin]

me too

[agile phoenix]

the customization is cool tho ig

[blazing echo]

why can’t i send photos

[molten crag]

idm 26 on the SE3 tbh

[tranquil marlin]

level 10 needed

i think

[agile phoenix]

why cant iphone have reverse wireless charging

[tranquil marlin]

we dont have levels here idk

[agile phoenix]

samsung has it for years atp

[molten crag]

i like the idea of liquid ass being on a 16:9 device

[blazing echo]

ohh my there’s no option for ios 26

[red hinge]

4gb of ram, hell on earth

[odd cargo]

Fuck my life

[blazing echo]

also is it only the green ones i can download

[odd cargo]

Rip 6S

[half compass]

Coni chi wa

[coral fog]

@ruby copper gm

[molten crag]

i'll survive for 1-2 more years

[silver scaffold]

Why?

[odd cargo]

Cracked the screen

[red hinge]

honestly if ios 27 didn't get any better i'll upgrade to a 15 pro or just go back to android

[red oasis]

wen 26.4 beta69?

[silver scaffold]

Oh rip

[red hinge]

ios 26.2.1 lags like hell on my 12 pro

updating to 26.3 fixed it

but still bad

[simple drift]

how does it run

[half compass]

i’m on 26.2 beta 2 and it works on my machine

[simple drift]

my se3 is on 16.1.1

[half compass]

Haha

[odd cargo]

Fuck

[molten crag]

fine
(26.0 beta)

[simple drift]

rip

[half compass]

Wait

[simple drift]

coolio

[half compass]

Am i on beta 1 or beta 2

[tranquil marlin]

long story short its over

[ruby copper]

gm

[red oasis]

12

[odd cargo]

Actually :)

[red oasis]

beta 12

[simple drift]

look up the build number

🧠🧠

🧠🧠🧠

🧠🧠🧠🧠

🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠

[half compass]

it’s beta 1

I’m such a chud

[red oasis]

26.4 beta 3 is smooth asf

[red hinge]

oh no the google maps icon isn't a virgin anymore

[red oasis]

wtf

[odd cargo]

Mint condition 6s 128gb on ios 9

Yum

[tranquil marlin]

yeah but u cant even use posterrestore

[tranquil marlin]

????

[half compass]

The hole is bigger idk

[tranquil marlin]

i get that

[odd cargo]

I have to many 6s now

[molten crag]

you must love the 6s

[odd cargo]

Its only spaces grays

I got 2 more

[molten crag]

would you ever daily drive one for- i'unno, a week?

[simple drift]

real liquid glass

[odd cargo]

I am currently

[red oasis]

oh yeah💔💔🙏🏻

[simple drift]

why did they open it

[odd cargo]

Kinda, using it for music and photos

[half compass]

it lets you select between fake and gay and real and true

[odd cargo]

The battery has been phenomenal

5 days on a full charge

[simple drift]

real and true ✅

[molten crag]

holy shit

that's great news

[odd cargo]

I had like 25% going out today

Came back with 12%

i thought its gonna die

But it didnt

[molten crag]

meanwhile iOS 15 would've reduced those 5 days to a measly 2-3 hrs

[copper tendon]

wait how will macbook neo dfu restores work

isnt the dfu controller only on thunderbolt ports

[mighty bronze]

I'm calling my best friend right now just to call him unc unc unc sahur

[red oasis]

how i feel using protector with borders on 16 pro max💔💔🥹

[valid elk]

Just buy a new one every time you'll need a restore

[red hinge]

hi you download macos 26 iso from apple and use rufus to flash it onto a flash drive
to boot from the flash drive, hold esc to enter BIOS and select the flash drive

phenomenal battery life (i didn't use the phone)

[copper tendon]

[red hinge]

see apple released isos just for the macbook neo

you just download it and you'll be able to boot it

[simple drift]

did you not know you could do that

[simple drift]

ISO???

also why is it ventura

[red hinge]

yeah

[copper tendon]

macos 13.0.1 iso for the neo

[simple drift]

not tahoe

this cannot be right

[red hinge]

its the earliest version downloadable, probably because tahoe runs like shit on the neo

[simple drift]

where r u seeing ts

ha ipsw.me more up to date than appledb

(which is usually the case)))))))

[half compass]

No way is rhis real

Help ?

[simple drift]

holy windows

[half compass]

Saar is this real

[simple drift]

what the fuck

[red hinge]

https://klipy.com/gifs/how-it-feels-when-you-meme

[exotic jewel]

whats thattttttt😭

[gritty sun]

imagine installing ios or ipados on mcbook neo

[tranquil marlin]

driver hell

[exotic jewel]

imagine installing macos on iphone or ipad

[gritty sun]

ik

[red hinge]

already done

[unborn swan]

yo i have iphone 4 but i still have log in to icloud popping out can someone help me to get rid of it ?

[gritty sun]

i though bout m chipped ipads

[gritty sun]

like native?

[exotic jewel]

macos bro not mac window manager or whatever the hell and actually stable

[red hinge]

https://girlcockx.com/khanhduytran0/status/1954724636727587237?s=20

Duy Tran (@khanhduytran0)

macOS on iPhone running Activity Monitor and Xcode

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girlcockx · Aug 11, 2025, 2:00 AM

duh

[simple drift]

what the hell

duy tran isnt real

wait maybe i saw this already

idk

[gritty sun]

here is github

https://github.com/khanhduytran0/MacWSBootingGuide

[tranquil marlin]

this has to utm

oh

[red hinge]

and then dude ran ios 26 on xcode simulator on the xs max
https://girlcockx.com/khanhduytran0/status/1971554641092673996?s=20

Duy Tran (@khanhduytran0)

Just booted iOS 26 simulator on my jailbroken iPhone XS Max

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[simple drift]

son

what the fart

[copper tendon]

ublock working overtime

[red hinge]

https://stupidpenisx.com/khanhduytran0/status/1974730853902364920?s=20

Duy Tran (@khanhduytran0)

(note: some details might look different since I’m still using beta 1)

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[simple drift]

mine hit 3000 on google sites editor last week

[red hinge]

liquid glass ran "okay"

[simple drift]

pretty insane

is this running

in ios

or what

ios running in ios

or booting something else

[brittle dragon]

hello guys

[red hinge]

ios 16 something -> macos windowserver -> ios 26 simulated

this mf can't be real

[simple drift]

absurd

[red hinge]

16.5

[simple drift]

thats what my xr is on

i should try this

[half compass]

@chilly bear https://www.tnktok.com/t/ZP8QUGxNr/

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fxTikTok · Feb 5, 2026, 3:01 PM

TAS

[prisma tundra]

what could i code today

[carmine elk]

iporn 17 pro in 2024

[muted shuttle]

lies

it was the diary of jane

[brittle dragon]

@muted shuttle do you play jailbreak?

[simple drift]

!t roblox

[fervent dove]

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,775 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[brittle dragon]

bc i need help

[simple drift]

mf pinged fmbot

im crine

[brittle dragon]

@simple drift can u help me bc i got a car but i cant use it

[simple drift]

this server isnt for roblox jailbreak

no

go elsewhere

discord dot gg slash jailbreak

not jb

!t roblox

[fervent dove]

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,776 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[half compass]

@brittle dragon i can give you a car

All you have to do is dm @muted shuttle

[simple drift]

crine

[half compass]

Fuck you

[coarse ginkgo]

wtf shes doing her job ????

[simple drift]

bro really didnt want a dm

[red hinge]

hey maxine @muted shuttle

[simple drift]

she doesnt have a job

[red hinge]

japan is turning footjobs into electricity

[coarse ginkgo]

professional discord moderator:

[coral fog]

@simple drift can u help me get a car pls

[simple drift]

japan is turning footjobs into electricity

[coral fog]

i can't use it

[simple drift]

yea

[teal bramble]

?

[coral fog]

thx

[simple drift]

if u give me 2000 dollar i will buy u honda civic

[coral fog]

what year

[teal bramble]

what year

[simple drift]

idk

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle hey, they have open positions at mcdonalds in your state

[simple drift]

idk what u can get for 2000

[teal bramble]

fuck u

@muted shuttle hey, they have open positions at mcdonalds in your state

[terse dome]

both apple displays have a newer processor than the macbook neo 😭😭

[teal bramble]

are u fr

[simple drift]

why even

[terse dome]

yes the studio display and studio display xdr run on the A19

the Neo? A18 Pro

[simple drift]

tbh the a18 pro itself is half the price of the laptop just the chip

[teal bramble]

how do u see ts

and also why do they have a processor

wtf

[simple drift]

the old ones had a13 or a15 i forgot

they have huge brains for no reason

[terse dome]

did u not see the original studio display having a A13

[simple drift]

^

[teal bramble]

They're a computer?????????

[simple drift]

no

[terse dome]

i mean they run an OS so

[teal bramble]

Why the hell do they require a powerful ass chip

[terse dome]

(darwinOS)

[red hinge]

@terse dome gemini can't play a song

[carmine elk]

this server is for Roblox jailbreak tho

[simple drift]

it just handles talking to ur mac and thunderbolt and thats like it

its pointless

[carmine elk]

!t ios

[simple drift]

i just wish checkm8 worked on a13

cuz

[carmine elk]

!t gclanker

[muted shuttle]

i think there's a bigger concern about this

[simple drift]

checkm8 pro display xdr would be so funny

[terse dome]

yeah its called you not having a job

[muted shuttle]

i'm waiting for my job application to be denied

[red hinge]

i am concerned

https://www.samsung.com/us/monitors/smart/43-inch-smart-monitor-m70f-4k-uhd-vision-ai-monitor-sku-ls43fm703unxza/

this thing has worse processor

woah what the fuck is that

[carmine ermine]

Nice screen

[red hinge]

that phone is the reason why i have an iphone

:/

[carmine ermine]

lol

Are there no more device announcements?

[red hinge]

yea i guess this is it

[chrome peak]

@carmine ermine

[red hinge]

it was a good run

tbh the macbook neo is lowk a steal with student discounts

[gilded nacelle]

wait so now that macos can run on a series chips, can there soon be a mod allowing us to run it on our iphones natively lmao

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[carmine ermine]

I’m pretty pissed off they still haven’t bothered to refresh the Apple TV

Was the only thing I was hoping for

[simple drift]

what would they even add

[carmine ermine]

Lossless codec support

[simple drift]

hm

[chrome peak]

boobs

[muted shuttle]

true

[carmine ermine]

Improved wifi support

[chrome peak]

apple will discontinue the TV and replace it with the pippin 2

[turbid dust]

iphone 7teeny 🥺

so teeny tiny

[outer tundra]

eh

I forgot where in my pile of shit I put my ATV remote

now I can't set it up again lol

[carmine ermine]

Use your phone

[outer tundra]

tried

[carmine ermine]

I don’t know if that’ll work

[outer tundra]

well tried with an iPad

it is supposed to work but didn't even with it connected via USB

and ethernet

I saw it a few days ago so it's there but I'm too lazy to take everything apart to search for it

maybe I'll just wait until the new ATV comes in and use that

[compact elbow]

its finally over

[chilly bear]

did u die?

[molten crag]

seeing a yahiamice video without him talking feels weird

[compact elbow]

i think i fell in love

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-rogan-shocked-what-surprised-gif-16534811

[compact elbow]

at my one day a week job

but this one will last 3 years i can already tell

so i submitted a transfer request

and will use all my pto until everything fixes itself

if it lasts more than 3 weeks in ending it yeah

im not going to have a repeat of highschool

[chilly bear]

why more

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Qyt7mb/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[chilly bear]

shouldnt it be less

[half compass]

Nobody is going to believe bro

[compact elbow]

no because of the way the male brain works

[chilly bear]

oh

[compact elbow]

i woke up thinking about her went to sleep thinking about her

maybe ill give it a week but i refuse to live 3 years like this

it was my subconcious too

not even me

all because she approached me for some bullshit reason

no reason to approach me or anything fuckk

its over

[half compass]

please seek professional help

[compact elbow]

i had, have no control over who i like and who i dont like

[copper pelican]

MacBook neo kinda looks tuff

[compact elbow]

love wins

[compact elbow]

im too far gone

i was happy for 3 years

honestly

[copper pelican]

Why apple releasing so much stuff rn?

[compact elbow]

no women on my brain

[copper pelican]

17e and macbook

uh also Samsung released s26

[simple drift]

it’s a week of it

was announced

[carmine ermine]

You’ll be waiting years at this rate

[compact elbow]

how in the world do men live like this

[outer tundra]

no I mean I'm getting a 1st gen 4K off of eBay

[half compass]

Why are you gonna pay somebody when you have your own phones everybody kill your cell phone now it’s so stupid this video. I mean if you’re gonna look for your brother or you would have your own phone call slap like to get out that purse don’t give a crap, not even funny bastards in the face punch him in the face. It’s not even funny so like like a bunch you act like you don’t know how to go fuck you asshole fucking care if you weird about that fuck a human being.

[thorn cloud]

What

[polar python]

ur tv's remote should work over cec

[carmine ermine]

Get help

[copper pelican]

yall do you think MacBook neo is deadass worth it

[carmine ermine]

I don’t know probably

I haven’t seen local pricing so I couldn’t say

[valid elk]

No, m1 better

[shut jewel]

macbook neo is very worth it

[valid elk]

8 gigs of ram, ew

[shut jewel]

how else is apple going to make money

[simple drift]

no

[copper pelican]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-please-speed-i-need-this-tired-blow-gif-15401023925154467112

if you have a PC then 8 is literally totally fine for a laptop

[outer adder]

yooo

[valid elk]

Maybe they should consider umm.. Making a good device?

[compact elbow]

therapy wont save me from this one, shes gonna be on my brain for a long time. im going to have to go forest+eucalytpus oil i have no choice now

[simple drift]

that is not how that works

[outer adder]

yo why is this my name

[compact elbow]

its an over priced chrome book basically

[valid elk]

No, this is not fine. I still need to work on the laptop

[simple drift]

8gb isn’t enough for modern macos

[shut jewel]

that's hard

[copper pelican]

prolly fair

I haven't used newer than Ventura to daily drive and that was way too long ago

so I don't really remember

[simple drift]

i’m literally planning on getting one with 32gb ram

[outer adder]

the neo?

[copper pelican]

my pc only has 16

[muted shuttle]

Why is the macbook neo called the macbook neo

[simple drift]

no an m2 pro mbp

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper

Hiii

[shut jewel]

neo means new

[outer adder]

i want a macbook so much ngl

[ruby copper]

If I react to a message with an emoji name of a filtered word what happens

[copper pelican]

Its like my website

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[copper pelican]

I think I should sue them

[outer adder]

damnnn

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Qf5gs8/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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fxTikTok · Mar 3, 2026, 6:17 AM

[outer adder]

what stack did you use to make it? @copper pelican

[shut jewel]

https://www.apple.com/mac/

[ruby copper]

Wat zie ik bro 😭😭😭

[copper pelican]

pure html and css and js

I like it

[valid elk]

Why can't apple just make a 24 inch mbp

[outer adder]

damnnn

[autumn lodge]

What did iOS 26.3.1 add?

[outer adder]

like it 2

[valid elk]

Id buy one immediately

[autumn lodge]

Security

[outer adder]

my website is with bootstrap tho but css is so goated

[copper pelican]

my thinkpad t480 is getting so old I wanna get a new laptop but I also wanna get a switch oled

so idk

[outer adder]

get a new thinkpad

[red hinge]

nothing

[ruby copper]

This is not a react

[chilly bear]

mem one and up can say that

[red hinge]

okay!

[chilly bear]

so

[ruby copper]

Really?

fr

[chilly bear]

haha

[red hinge]

[muted shuttle]

I saw that.

[ruby copper]

Oh it does work

[muted shuttle]

Moderators.

[ruby copper]

No

I was testing

[muted shuttle]

I saw that.

[ruby copper]

I was testing

[red hinge]

hey maxine

[muted shuttle]

Uh huh.

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[gilded rapids]

hello

[muted shuttle]

fr

[muted shuttle]

Hii

[copper pelican]

Hi

[red hinge]

hi

[gilded rapids]

[copper pelican]

I miss my jailbroken 13 pro max

shoulve just kept it 😭😭😭

[outer adder]

miss my jalibroken iphone 4s

[copper pelican]

I used to main a jailbroken 5c

in like 2019

[outer adder]

oh wow

[copper pelican]

so overhated for no reason

loved that phone

[outer adder]

i saw some on aliexpress for like 40$ or some

[shut jewel]

only good iphone is iphone 17

[outer adder]

it has a pretty good reviews

[copper pelican]

17 pro is cheeks

[outer adder]

the 11 was great

[copper pelican]

I liked 13 pro

[fallow escarp]

i have a 16 pro

[copper pelican]

felt like the last phone before random bs was added

maybe the 14 pro too

[ruby copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1456051683879555185/IMB_0ZyGtq.gif

[copper pelican]

better than 17 pro btw

[shut jewel]

does rune even get updated anymore

[outer tundra]

no, unless you don't own a macbook of any sort

[outer adder]

damn isn't nexus a google phone?

[ruby copper]

I don't get it

[red hinge]

it was 67 days ago

[gilded rapids]

PoorBook

[outer adder]

what you planning to do with a macbook

[ornate latch]

@rich dune

[rich dune]

a

[copper tendon]

@versed sun the youtube god's must have blessed you because your lce edition video showed up in my recommended lol

[outer adder]

if its kust to surf the web or something so yes

[copper pelican]

I forgot that apple does the annoying then when you install apps

[rotund glade]

dudes be named shiagaming88

[rich dune]

:D

[copper pelican]

that enough is alone to make me not get it

[simple drift]

mines says hello bro on it so it’s better trust

[gilded rapids]

I would just buy a used M1 Pro mbp tbh

Rather have the features

[outer adder]

just use linux lol

[copper pelican]

I would show my bio site but im not home rn

its cool tho

indev

[shut jewel]

undertale

[copper pelican]

PC gaming handhelds seem so cool but like I would feel like a chud using any one besides the steam deck and guess what that's being scalped right now

[gilded rapids]

Mobile gaming could be better

[outer adder]

https://giphy.com/gifs/4JXwBGOkeQektp3nWl

[gilded rapids]

😌

[shut jewel]

that's deltarune

[gilded rapids]

Pretty cool doe

[outer adder]

i know but it makes me laugh more than the undertale memes

[shut jewel]

yeah maybe because all the undertale memes are from 2016

[versed sun]

I remember when someone else got recommended one of my videos but they dmed me about it

[copper pelican]

Is this like new iPhone exclusive?

[outer adder]

what times

[fallow escarp]

i only have an iphone so would that theoretically make the mac a good deal

[shut jewel]

https://youtu.be/ciyD9I7c81g

[simple drift]

no they’re not exclusives

that’s just resident evil

[gilded rapids]

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/resident-evil-7-biohazard/id1640629241

[outer tundra]

A Macbook is pretty necessary for things like jailbreaking with palera1n easily so then yes it's a good deal

[simple drift]

re9 mac when

[fallow escarp]

i have a linux pc so surely its possible to jailbreak through that right?

[outer tundra]

yes it's possible

[shut jewel]

best video on youtube

[outer adder]

there is a way for sure

[outer tundra]

but Macbooks are more portable

[fallow escarp]

fairs

[outer tundra]

I guess a Linux laptop is fine too but Macbooks can just do more when it comes to iOS

[fallow escarp]

it's a custom build it isnt a laptop

[outer adder]

just hackintosh

[fallow escarp]

i guess i could also do a hackintosh vm

ye that was my idea

[outer adder]

my bro

[outer tundra]

that could work but it has issues

[fallow escarp]

i already tried to do that with a gpu passthrough and it worked flawlessly

[outer adder]

i didnt but i want to

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-maxwell-dance-cat-dance-gif-7206307316628697103

[outer adder]

thinking about hackintosh a microsoft surface

[outer tundra]

personally never made a hackintosh, but my understanding is once things moved over to arm64 it became more difficult

[fallow escarp]

i have removed that vm since cuz i have no use for it but maybe in the future

[outer tundra]

oh new macOS update

time to download

[fallow escarp]

apple still provides the drivers for intel based machines, i am on a amd system but its pretty easy to spoof your cpu to be a supported intel model

[outer adder]

when it will no updates to intel macs it will become even more

[fallow escarp]

yeah by then it would be pretty much impossible

[outer tundra]

I guess Mac Pro 2019 should last for a while at least

funny how they sell that for up to $50k+ and the same non-Apple components could be purchased for like 20% of the price

[outer adder]

yep

but im sure the community will find something

idk maybe a way to spoof none apple CPU's

[spark yacht]

Yes, not on android

[outer tundra]

is there even a reason to have a hackintosh tbh?

I don't like macOS for desktop

[outer adder]

bro is there a mod here to reset my name?

[outer tundra]

it's better for laptops

[spark yacht]

xcode

[fallow escarp]

the problem with spoofing apple CPUs is that you either have to have an apple CPU yourself or an ARM CPU it could be possible, but not on intel/amd pcs, that is gonna be impossible once they stop supporting intel macs

[outer adder]

if you dont want windows and need things like adobe apps so yes

[outer tundra]

if there was I would change mine to "Touch Bar Revival Advocator"

[outer adder]

xdd

[outer tundra]

eww adobe

[spark yacht]

The problem is that apple silicon has extra instructions

[outer adder]

+1

stuck with them ngl

[spark yacht]

Impossible to run macos bare metal on other arm devices

[fallow escarp]

true that, it could just be impossible and I am just an idiot

[outer adder]

there isnt a good alternative for their stuff tbh

[spark yacht]

VMs might be possible

[outer tundra]

I have used the pirated versions but their subscription models are just predatory

[spark yacht]

But natively no hackintosh is dead

[outer tundra]

never paying for that shit

[outer adder]

who pays for adobe fgs

[fallow escarp]

could you theoretically do a GPU passthrough to get near native performance

oh wait ARM chip mostly laptop based

nvm

[outer tundra]

fair

I'm not sure why Xcode is locked to macOS to begin with

[outer adder]

so now is the time to hakintosh

[carmine elk]

if it had comments turned on it would’ve been say hi to the new galaxy note part 2

[spark yacht]

What's even the joke here?

[outer adder]

i saw someone on github that created a windows alternative

[jaunty garnet]

what did 36.3.1 add

[spark yacht]

There will never be an alternative that works well

[fallow escarp]

security

and some display changes i believe

updates rather

my phone is updating rn so cant check

[outer adder]

thats right

and sucks at the same time

[fallow escarp]

Studio Display XDR stuff

[copper tendon]

brand new redesign

[spark yacht]

You could theoritcally compile code for iOS on non apple systems though

You just need to get an sdk

[outer adder]

yes but you cant live emulate it like in android studio

so you need to use something like flutter to make both ios and android apps and its annoying to test it

[desert cairn]

flutter is so ass

[outer adder]

yep

[versed sun]

I’m not even monetized I don’t think that this will make a difference

[outer adder]

but its easy so a lot are using it

[thick tapir]

holy ai 😭

how the fuck do these teachers not notice

[carmine elk]

there u go

[simple drift]

Hi

[outer adder]

yo

[jaunty garnet]

yo

[untold helm]

Works for most things

[jaunty garnet]

i love Linux

[simple drift]

mid vps but good enough

[untold helm]

#general message

[ornate latch]

6.8 💔

[outer adder]

what vps is this?

[ornate latch]

shit reached EOL in 2024

[muted shuttle]

kernel 6.7

[outer adder]

im selfhosting thu

[simple drift]

ubuntu lts so TECHNICALLY still got support

[carmine elk]

I used to have a 2TB ram vps

[ornate latch]

yeah, Ubuntu support

but the kernel itself has reached EOL

[carmine elk]

Ubtinu

[simple drift]

also im using this for a seedbox and a minecraft server and thats it

[ornate latch]

fair enough

[carmine elk]

SIX SRVBRN

[simple drift]

whats that one mc server panel u can install again

[carmine elk]

676767676767676767676767676767

[ornate latch]

Pterodactyl?

[simple drift]

no

something else

[ornate latch]

Pelican?

[simple drift]

no

i think it was a 3 letter acronym

[outer adder]

crafty controller

?

[untold helm]

?

What

Nvm I just saw context

[outer adder]

this is a mincraft server panel

[untold helm]

Yeah yeah I use it

[outer adder]

great one btw

[ornate latch]

uhhh

the only one I remember rn is AMP

[simple drift]

AMP

YES

[untold helm]

My brain just shit itself right now

[ornate latch]

why do you use AMP

[simple drift]

cuz i know how to use amp

[untold helm]

I literally use crafty controller on my friend group Minecraft server

[dense valve]

What brain

[untold helm]

Good point

[jaunty garnet]

w it department

[outer adder]

i did 2 its so goated

[muted shuttle]

https://fxtwitter.com/hellokitty/status/2029210256622977124

Hello Kitty (@hellokitty)

Sparkly sneak peek 💎💖 The @Converse x Hello Kitty @Swarovski Chuck 70s launch March 5th at 10am EST.

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eyes...

da hello kitty converse

[ornate latch]

AMP is like

slop

[outer adder]

@simple drift what vps are u using?

[ornate latch]

close to Pterodactyl and shit

[simple drift]

maple

[ornate latch]

oh my god

Ariware

I wouldn't use Maple VPS in a million years

I don't trust Ari

[outer adder]

bruh

[simple drift]

im using it for a minecraft server and ill back it up daily so i dont care

[dense valve]

Bro ari forgets who i am everytime i dm her

[outer adder]

its just for the mc serer?

[dense valve]

even when she was the one who added me in the first place 😭

[simple drift]

literally just minecraft

[thick tapir]

why

[outer adder]

why not just take an oracle or a free aws one '

[ornate latch]

why would I trust her

[thick tapir]

why wouldnt you?

[outer adder]

nvm aws is week for that

[ornate latch]

because she's insane?

[thick tapir]

r1

[ornate latch]

at least it uses Podman

[untold helm]

How the fuck do you add the chrome extension info page as a app instead of installing it

[untold helm]

I self host :3

[outer adder]

me 2

selfhosting is the best ngl

[simple drift]

i have my media shit and my files on my nas

photos in icloud for covenience

[outer adder]

its even better when linux decides to just die

[untold helm]

Even better when you try to set something up at least decently secure

[worthy garden]

I use proton.

[ornate latch]

Ok

[carmine elk]

Bird?

[ornate latch]

Ha ha so funny bro

[outer adder]

its not that bad to secure things

[analog needle]

does ios 26.3.1 include the jit patch in the ios 26.4 betas?

[untold helm]

Just stay where u are

[worthy garden]

Hahahah

[outer adder]

you just needs to know simple networking or just use cloudflare

[analog needle]

im on ios 18.6.2 and i realise this might (i mightve missed it now) be my last opportunity to go to the last version with on device jit and sideloading

[untold helm]

I need to set everything up again

[outer adder]

damn why

[untold helm]

I was gonna get another hdd to make a nas but prices are stupid

[outer adder]

get some ssd's from aliexpress

[untold helm]

Uhhh

Aliexpress prices are also stupid

Everywhere is

[outer adder]

they are cheap and its just works

[untold helm]

How much per tb?

[muted shuttle]

Wordle 1719 3/6

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@rich island Happy birthday

[outer adder]

lemme check i saved some

[untold helm]

Wordle 1,719 3/6

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[valid elk]

And they'll die in 3 months taking all your precious data with them

[worthy garden]

There are errors on Claude Sonnet 4.6, both on the beta and stable versions. Is the model still alive? Okay gemini, But Claude? What's wrong with him? Everything was working fine an hour ago. And yet, I'm still getting credits for errors. How can that even be possible?

[outer adder]

you can get an samsung evo 250gb for like 60 bucks

[jaunty garnet]

There are errors on Claude Sonnet 4.6, both on the beta and stable versions. Is the model still alive? Okay gemini, But Claude? What's wrong with him? Everything was working fine an hour ago. And yet, I'm still getting credits for errors. How can that even be possible?

[valid elk]

Happened to my m2 SSD btw

[untold helm]

[outer adder]

yeah i didnt find a tb one xdd

just use an old phone with termux xdd

[untold helm]

I’m not really looking for ssds

HDDs since they are more durable and cheaper

Sadly because of slop that’s not really a choice

[outer adder]

ai is killing tech prices

[untold helm]

✅

[outer adder]

i need ram

[fresh prawn]

Guys i just bought an iPhone 12 pro for 340€ unused physical sim was it worth the money? Or expensive

[balmy stratus]

hello

[compact cobalt]

I think my parents might pick up the MBN lol

[coarse wedge]

free my boy he aint done nuthin wrong

clanker falsely detected his ass prob

[exotic jewel]

clankerss

[unborn swan]

hi like idk what im doing but i have iphone 4 how do i download games on it ?

[compact cobalt]

What’s going to be interesting to me is Asahi on the Neo if that even happens

[mighty cove]

where did the apple A18/ A19 ipad go ? the 12th gen one

[gusty hedge]

my iphone battery has been draining insanely fast the past few days

have to charge it 2 times a day

[outer tundra]

isn't Asahi supported on everything now?

[simple drift]

mine just always did that

[compact cobalt]

No…

[coarse wedge]

nah just recently theyve managed to run it on m3

[outer tundra]

the hardest part was touch bar Macbooks but they updated it to support touch bar now

[compact cobalt]

Asahi is pretty much dead right now because the lead dev quit. Progress is going at snail’s pace currently

[outer tundra]

It worked with M2 since I bought mine

[mighty cove]

its like it never got announced

[red hinge]

updating to 26.4b3 fixes the battery drain issues for me

[outer tundra]

oh I guess it's only all M1 and M2 Macs

[red hinge]

mind ya this is the day im pretty much outside with dual 5G blasting

[gusty gulch]

@ashen basin uni shits hasn't responded to my tag about how the war is going

lmao

[ashen basin]

They got his ass

[gusty gulch]

fr

[lean sorrel]

[gusty gulch]

I think they bombed Greece?

the lack of information coming from this war from the US is crazy

that means it's bad

[dense valve]

Wordle 1,719 6/6

⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

deadass

[ashen basin]

Don’t think so

[gusty gulch]

yeah I misread

[outer tundra]

I don't like what the US is doing but I also think the Iranians are literally insane

[gusty gulch]

like actually Iranians or the diaspora?

[outer tundra]

just don't understand why the US doesn't just declare war

they killed the leader

[gusty gulch]

they have bro where have you been

[outer tundra]

might as well make it official

[outer tundra]

Congress needs to declare war

the president cannot

[outer tundra]

the government

[gusty gulch]

congress hasn't done shit

[outer tundra]

they're bombing the UAE

and Qatar

that's crazy

[gusty gulch]

they've been threatened with war for years now

[gusty gulch]

they're hitting US bases

[outer tundra]

at the same time I don't like this military action

seems like the US has gone back to wanting another Iraq war

Americans in general

are a pretty stupid group of people

I have hardly met an American who understands anything outside his/her own state, let alone another country

unless I met them in another country

[teal bramble]

@terse dome @ruby copper bro ongezellig is genuinely making my pc bsod

💔😭😭😭

[wary badge]

@copper night yo fuckboy answer me

[winter meadow]

lol they must not be aiming very well then

[ornate latch]

lol they must not be aiming very well then

[gusty gulch]

they are

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1478457068246667445/lvTXlSnJ.gif

[ornate latch]

Hi stib

[gusty gulch]

they're also hitting CIA buildings and too high ranking in hotels

top

[winter meadow]

i remember dxb being a us base

yeah

[ornate latch]

she never said it was only US bases

[winter meadow]

who are you

[ornate latch]

me

[gusty gulch]

me

what a shit show tho

I hope I don't have problems getting my c
pey

[wicked surge]

everyone under estimates iran. but they are going to fuck us up

[ornate latch]

I mean

they are Shias

they prefer death over defeat

[wicked surge]

just like Japanese in WW2

[silver scaffold]

So how many of y'all preordered the Macbook Neo?

[outer tundra]

until communism was at the doorstep then they folded over like a book

[gusty gulch]

Iran has also been threatened by the US and Israel for years

[outer tundra]

and Japanese people have been defeatest ever since (lived in Japan a long time myself)

[chrome peak]

https://vxtwitter.com/aaronp613/status/2029206219802722595 @spark gale thanks aaron, very cool!

Aaron (@aaronp613)

IMPRESSIVE: Apple did the impossible

Apple's Polishing Cloth is confirmed to work with the MacBook Neo

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 4, 2026, 2:43 PM

[gusty gulch]

they're going to be prepared

[chrome peak]

hi jazzy...

hows stekc

[gusty gulch]

hio

good

[outer tundra]

I have an idea

[ashen basin]

Why would we

[gusty gulch]

we're getting our own apartment soon

[wicked surge]

iran will pay them back for hitting that poor school for of kids

[outer tundra]

can Iran and Israel just

eradicate each other?

please and thank you

then I won't have to listen to the next thing Israel wants Uncle Sam to fund and I won't need to hear about Iran killing tens of thousands of civilians

[gusty gulch]

the people of Iran have done nothing wrong

[silver scaffold]

I'm probably going to get an MBA

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-tenders-kentucky-fried-chicken-fast-food-gif-26996459

[gusty gulch]

yum

[outer tundra]

get a pro

you will thank yourself later

[silver scaffold]

Convince me

[outer tundra]

longer lifespan

you can use MBPs for 10 years

easily

[silver scaffold]

People are still using the M1 MBA

[outer tundra]

over time it becomes much more affordable

[chrome peak]

im still using my M1 MBA

https://tenor.com/view/brain-swag-theosw-brain-moving-gif-23012986

[outer tundra]

M1/M2 MBP is better

[red hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/832890821644386344/1056893986301825024/attachment.gif

[outer tundra]

this is causing me physical pain

taking Bocchi and using her to shill Discord simptro

[chrome peak]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-bocchi-the-rock-kita-kita-ikuyo-kita-aura-gif-16867848427878107911

[half compass]

Oh!

There’s like 50 dogs mauling a cat outside

[chrome peak]

who up watching ultraseven

https://tenor.com/view/ultraman-ultraseven-ultraman-rise-ultraseven-rise-rise-gif-27526028

[narrow crown]

absolutely nobody needs a mbp unless they are doing video editing or other intensive tasks

cc @silver scaffold

[chrome peak]

i need a mbp so i can fap to anime porn at 4k

[red hinge]

c'mon, a gift isn't something bad

[outer tundra]

MBP is superior in every way

[ashen basin]

I need a new mbp😭

[red hinge]

soc is the same, better display and a fan for like $500 more

[outer tundra]

I'd rather use a Dell i5 than a MBA

[red hinge]

[chrome peak]

bait used to be believable

[silver scaffold]

I plan on running Solid Works for class

[red hinge]

so 600

[narrow crown]

yea except for price bru

[outer tundra]

worth it

[narrow crown]

i dont know what solid works is

[ornate latch]

extra $600 for a fan, better audio and a better display is not worth it

[silver scaffold]

SolidWorks

[outer tundra]

MBP = only worthwhile laptop from Apple

[outer tundra]

1000% worth it

[red hinge]

for the average joe just wanting a microsoft office machine, the mba is way more powerful than needed

[narrow crown]

yeah that sure clarifies things

[red hinge]

you do not need a pro

[ornate latch]

0/10 ragebait

[outer tundra]

MBP also supports more external displays

[ornate latch]

oh yeah

[silver scaffold]

It's CAD software. Sorry, I thought you were critiquing my spelling.

[ornate latch]

now it DEFINITELY justifies $600 more bro

[silver scaffold]

And?

[red hinge]

autocad works fine on a 10 years old laptop, so i mean macbook air is enough

unless you render stuff

i guess

[simple drift]

logic pro x

[silver scaffold]

Idk what my College is going to require me to do

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/fusion360-design-cad-3dprinting-gif-19114360

[ornate latch]

which still makes her statement valid

[outer tundra]

I will list off every program that MBP is better for: Xcode, FCP, Logic Pro, other "Pro" apps, Adobe apps, Final Fantasy XIV, Asahi Linux, Windows 10/11 ARM with Parallels

[ornate latch]

so literally not what the guy will use it for

[outer tundra]

better multithreading too

[ornate latch]

great logic bro

[red hinge]

CPU rendering is fine on my ryzen 7, which is still a fair bit weaker than M5

[red hinge]

all of this runs just fine on a macbook air btw

[rotund glade]

but its a pro tho!!

[red hinge]

provided that you get 16gb of ram or higher

[narrow crown]

dont you have a macbook air tho

[outer tundra]

*runs better on MBP

[simple drift]

to be replaced

[red hinge]

yea it runs better on a macbook air

[ornate latch]

so it runs better on a MBA?

[outer tundra]

I have 24GB RAM

[red hinge]

no fan

[simple drift]

im gonna get ts

[red hinge]

quiet machine

[outer tundra]

everything runs better

[ornate latch]

okay so

[outer tundra]

no

[simple drift]

its falling apart and actively breaking

[ornate latch]

let me get this

[ornate latch]

yeah but he clearly said MBA

and you agreed with him

[outer tundra]

no I didn't

[narrow crown]

YES the macbook air runs worse than the pro.
but for the average user, mba is already pretty damn powerful! it is a reasonable choice for most people

[ornate latch]

you did

[outer tundra]

look again

[ornate latch]

it's easy when you edit your message

[red hinge]

we're not blind brocachoo

[ornate latch]

this is pure ragebait

[outer tundra]

I edited from runs better on MBPP

[chilly bear]

pirated maybe

[ornate latch]

ts guy

0/10 ragebait

[muted shuttle]

Message logger

[red hinge]

plz ban

?ban @muted shuttle

/ban @muted shuttle

it no work

[narrow crown]

bro has been ragebaited so many times he cannot comprehend a genuine question

[silver scaffold]

I wonder if it would run well in VMWare Fusion Pro or if Parallels is a necessity

[silver scaffold]

Ong no cap

https://amazon.com/dp/B091KJH72X?tag=teammjd-20

WordPerfect

[red hinge]

okay so if something you need isn't available on mac, my ultimate suggestion is DO NOT FUCKING BOTHER WITH A MAC

GPU performance via virtualization software is still a slop

[silver scaffold]

But battery tho

[silver scaffold]

Rustdesk

[ornate latch]

that's for connecting to another computer

not virtualization

[red hinge]

intel panther lake ftw

[chilly bear]

does your lecture hall not come with outlets?

[silver scaffold]

Ik, at that point it may make more sense to get the Macbook Neo

[ornate latch]

no

[silver scaffold]

Most of them do

[chilly bear]

ur gonna be at ur desk at home 76% of the time

[ornate latch]

67%

[analog needle]

why does apple prevent hypervisor use

is this just so you get a mac os device

[red hinge]

you run intensive 3d software that is only on windows, and you wanted the worst performing arm mac

...

[chilly bear]

why would they?

[silver scaffold]

They do on iPad and iPhone

[narrow crown]

idk what a hypervisor is

[analog needle]

yes i corrected it

[chilly bear]

they don’t

[analog needle]

are you a dog

[silver scaffold]

I'd run the software on a remote machine

[ornate latch]

just get a laptop atp

[chilly bear]

or just

[narrow crown]

yeppers

[ornate latch]

a Windows one

[chilly bear]

not get a mac

[ornate latch]

no need for remote desktops

[silver scaffold]

I currently use a 2-in-1 Chromebook

[silver scaffold]

Is your pfp Bingo?

[narrow crown]

no it is some one off character

[silver scaffold]

Ah

[silver scaffold]

Killjoy

[ornate latch]

he's not wrong

it's better than getting a Mac for your use-case

[silver scaffold]

I want that Mac build quality

[vocal plinth]

Virtual machine

[narrow crown]

oh

hypervisor sounds cooler

[red hinge]

dell xps

dell precision 5000 series

[silver scaffold]

The XPS I had was a POS

[red hinge]

lenovo thinkpad x1 extreme

all good build quality laptops

[narrow crown]

the unfortunate reality is that nobody can beat mac because windows is buns and ass

[vocal plinth]

I am gonna repurpose a 9560 xps for a proxmox/trueNAS server

[thick tapir]

js gotta wait another 10 years for windows on arm to be an actual thing

[vocal plinth]

Windows 12 becoming subscription based sounds fun

[narrow crown]

windows needs a rewrite BAD

[vocal plinth]

Also with more AI

[vocal plinth]

Rust rewrite

[red hinge]

windows is pure ass, linux is hard to get any work done, which leave us with only macos

[outer tundra]

I won't be upgrading, or I'll be using MAS lol

[silver scaffold]

@red hinge https://amazon.com/dp/B0F2K23VJD?tag=teammjd-20

[narrow crown]

Unleash your creativity with AI.

EXPLODE!!!

[outer tundra]

I have MAS-activated Windows 11 LTSC 2024 until 2035 or so

[red hinge]

the onboard graphics on this model is buns

[outer tundra]

so until then

I will use that

[red hinge]

get ayymd radeon 780m or 890m

it probably still won't be good enough though

based on your need, you might want to lean towards a gaming laptop, but they are lowk shitty

[chilly bear]

“it’s for school i swear”

[vocal plinth]

AMD gpus sucks for virtualization

[red hinge]

open source devs when they design the most hell on earth UX ever

i can't even figure how to clip objects 😭

[silver scaffold]

https://amazon.com/dp/B0D6FM8ZR1?tag=teammjd-20&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER

[red hinge]

works fine for me, on basic windows and linux VMs on vmware

[red hinge]

this is even worse

[silver scaffold]

https://amazon.com/dp/B0FL136J4M?tag=teammjd-20&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER

[red hinge]

https://www.amazon.com/Lenovo-P14s-Gen-Workstation-Processor/dp/B0FHRT9CVB/

got money to burn?

[untold helm]

Do people even buy windows

[silver scaffold]

Is that Strix Halo?

[untold helm]

Outside of like prebuilts

[red hinge]

yes

[silver scaffold]

woa

[red hinge]

ThinkPad P is the mobile workstation line of products

so don't worry about build quality

[silver scaffold]

It's not a 2-in-1 tho

[red hinge]

also can i steal one of your ram stick

:/

[silver scaffold]

Probably soldered ngl

[red hinge]

you won't get 2 in 1 and performance at the same time

just buy a drawing tablet smh

[silver scaffold]

My IdeaPad Flex 15IML had both

[red hinge]

nah its 2 slots, cuz mobile workstation

[silver scaffold]

A16 iPad :)

[silver scaffold]

Strix Halo requires soldered

[red hinge]

i7-9750H punches this hard

[teal bramble]

@terse dome

odido.nl/veiligheid

ts made me burst out laughing

[red hinge]

it runs at 5600mhz, lower than normal, and do you see SODIMM?

[silver scaffold]

Interesting

[red hinge]

you only need soldered ram sticks if you plan to run it at 6000+ mhz

[untold helm]

No way we found Epsteins website

[terse dome]

why is this a thing

[silver scaffold]

Framework said that AMD wouldn't let them do Strix Halo

[teal bramble]

international travel

from canada to nl

[silver scaffold]

With slotted RAM

[teal bramble]

u need a consent form for ur parents to fill out

n my friends jokingly filled that out

and wrote

odido.nl/veiligheid

[red hinge]

because AMD sucks

the intel version of p14s gen 6 supports up to 6400mt/s ram

but only 5600mt/s on the amd version

actually

[chilly bear]

why is everything odido.nl/veiligheid

[red hinge]

this is a shitty pick

[silver scaffold]

It's not shipped and sold from Amazon either

[chilly bear]

megaticks

like minecraft

[red hinge]

no, the p14s gen 6 also has a dedicated GPU option

of RTX PRO 1000

but i don't see it on amazon

[terse dome]

veiligheid (they will tell everyone your information to keep you "safe")

[silver scaffold]

Probably BTO

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/feinberg-silly-stupid-mcsr-hbg-gif-17045940474007456030

@chilly bear lets watch the bourgeoisie together

[ocean elk]

yo wsg¨

[red hinge]

who needs swap when you can have a linux distro so memory efficient it doesn't eat anything

[ocean elk]

i fell so fucking hard i swear

[silver scaffold]

CachyOS?

[red hinge]

void linux