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dry monolith
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idk why i downloaded

worthy garden
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You virus boy

dry monolith
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should i build and remake for macos arm

dry monolith
worthy garden
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Yes

slim nova
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Where copy

worthy garden
terse dome
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well you can certainly try

slim nova
simple drift
coarse wedge
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are there even any iphone 14 pros or pro maxs still on ios 16-16.5 that are selling

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does that even exist

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that shit wont even appear when searched on ebay

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too technical to be considered rare to sell

worthy garden
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i’ve been looking

simple drift
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r/jailbreakswap

worthy garden
coarse wedge
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no trace of it

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ive been searching and hoping for like

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a year

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maybe in a big ass country like the us

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dont have shit in europe let alone russia

fervent doveBOT
coarse wedge
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eh youre lucky

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wdym

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ios 17.0 cant be jbed afaik?

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anything over that

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nah but what does scalped mean

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eng aint my first language

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motherfuckers

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you dont have shit on ebay

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thats like

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when people were looking for old ps3s with pre-2.80 firmware

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fuck

simple drift
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bro already bought it

coarse wedge
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i shouldve let my phone stay on that version

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what the fuck is wrong with people??

simple drift
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this is why you get an se3 on ios 16 out of a job lot for £50 🧠🧠

chilly bear
coarse wedge
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i have a friend who uses a 13 pro max on 16.0

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idk why he hasnt updated

simple drift
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it isn’t mdm

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it’s unlocked

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but like

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there’s no reason to jailbreak anymore

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just get a iphone 17

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atp

coarse wedge
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he prob put passcodes dosens of times so restoring would mean going to the latest ver

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what an asshole

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aint doing that

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imma check with locals

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but i doubt it

chilly bear
coarse wedge
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i could barely find a phone still on ios 18

chilly bear
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find his house and rob him

simple drift
coarse wedge
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ive had a friend who had a 14 pro max with ios 17 but some later revision

worthy garden
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i’m drinking monster

chilly bear
worthy garden
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more like 5

chilly bear
worthy garden
chilly bear
coarse wedge
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well fuck me then

worthy garden
chilly bear
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NullJB

ruby copper
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nothing will happen with iOS 26.1

coarse wedge
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uhh

worthy garden
coarse wedge
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prob said wrong

worthy garden
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make this by working

coarse wedge
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ive been scraping

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im using a bent cracked the fuck out iphone 8 with a dead mic

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cant use it as a phone

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and i aspire to have a fucking 16 pro max

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i can only dream off

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im cut off from all money

ruby copper
# worthy garden Even the Dev knows.

nothing changes now that people have a vm idk why everyone is on this hopium
People who know what they're doing could already run a vm or debug in other ways, or just didn't need to debug anything because you know, you don't need it
All this really did is let random mfs run a "jailbroken" iOS 26.1 vm on their macs

coarse wedge
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fucking poverty

ruby copper
coarse wedge
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no hopium if someone doesnt commit massive internal theft inside apples labs

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and tsmc too

ruby copper
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just find a tss bug and sign a universal ticket

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that's the new method ngl

coarse wedge
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and many other key hardware manufacturing companies and their proxies

hard comet
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we need to recrute and train insiders

chilly bear
ruby copper
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just get a device with ecid 0

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then tss will do just what you said

coarse wedge
ruby copper
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if ecid is 0 yes

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idk

hard comet
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real

ruby copper
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if ur gonna hardware mod it just make it cpfm 00

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just like that one company did with A12 chips

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unblow it

coarse wedge
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we need to aqquire a dev fused which isnt remotely brickable by apple

hard comet
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ive been so bored i ordered a homepod to jailbreak

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currently waiting for the dock to arrive

coarse wedge
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their gestapo is rough on not returning those devices

grizzled nova
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Hi

coarse wedge
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their legal team would skin someones whole family just because they didnt return a device

red hinge
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chat do i buy this for shit and giggles

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hard comet
red hinge
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nah this one's a full case

coarse wedge
red hinge
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would be funny to see how the 11 pro max looks

hard comet
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its bootlooping, can be both hardware or software so i decided to gamble

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paid 55€ for the homepod and 45€ for the dock to actually connect it to my mac 💀

coarse wedge
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i dont have money for a working phone someone help me out 💀

hard comet
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my ass is not replacing anythiing

coarse wedge
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jesus man

hard comet
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this bitch WILL work

coarse wedge
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ive had an xr

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and also an xs max

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iphone 11 too

hard comet
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got that as a dm

coarse wedge
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xr was damaged by corrosion when i accidentaly dropped it in the sea when on a yacht

hard comet
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i dont know

coarse wedge
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nand broke in half on the xs max

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11s mb shorted and fucking died

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i aint got money even for repair

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yea it was bent as shit

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cracked the fuck out

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pops pulled that off

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wont give shit to me

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says i destroy anything i get in my hands

hard comet
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lmao

coarse wedge
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and yk what? i think hes right

hard comet
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have heard the same thing

coarse wedge
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they never bought any phones for me

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they despise that shit

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anything that i bought i bought for my money

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again and again

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scraped from anything ive had a chance to

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and after all that i fuck up that badly

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hands shut down while on the deck

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i was leaning on the edge taking pictures not far from santorini

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i was taking pictures

red hinge
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reckless taking pictures

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no telephoto lens :/

coarse wedge
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i broke my hand trying to break a wall when i was 11

hard comet
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...

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maybe your dad has a point

true plover
coarse wedge
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nah they just aint used to having their kid turn out a nepo baby

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it was really bent

true plover
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😭

true plover
coarse wedge
true plover
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Too loud for them

coarse wedge
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im still a teenager brother

true plover
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John

chilly bear
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ok but that's excusable

coarse wedge
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it still aint time for a full time job

true plover
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It’s too late

coarse wedge
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nah

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i was pushed to the stage in the mosh pit

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the edge was to my pockets

carmine elk
coarse wedge
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made out of tough fucking steel

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my hip really ached after that

true plover
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I’m actually going to do a cartel beheading on one of my roommates they just left a clump of HAIR in the bathroom floor

coarse wedge
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you dont know how hard was i pushed

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ever heard of metalheads?

true plover
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They’re just having fun

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Or was

coarse wedge
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not wrong

true plover
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Eh they’re a teen

coarse wedge
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mosh pits are usual

true plover
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Let them have some fun

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Yeah idk how you guys manage to break phones

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I’ve been raw dogging my for like almost 2 years now

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Same

coarse wedge
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never heard of him

true plover
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All of mine have just been upgrades

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🥀

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Ugh

coarse wedge
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my parent never bought anything for me

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i broke what i bought for my money

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so im not really in any beef with my parents around that

hard comet
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god signing up for chinese marketplaces as a foreigner is the worst

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i want a xianyu account

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i have a taobao one but xianyu is another breed istg

coarse wedge
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мы глупые, и что?

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if i have to be deeply honest and rough with what i say

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enough said

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its been shit for YEARS

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what you think aint new

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everyone owns a business in this world of capitalism today

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not uncommon

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small bussinesses that manage to stay afloat

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stereotype thinking

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thats what youre told and i dont blame you

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i blame those who made that concept

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@muted shuttle is this guy correct or nah

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we’ll see

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tides change directions when you least expect it

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i never asked him for a phone

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im not doing that.

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nepo babies are ones who rely and flex on rich parents’ money

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i never relied on that

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other then when i was born

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everything after 7 i relied on myself

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i dont own an expensive fucking car

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i have a bicycle

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i do part time jobs to earn something

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and that was years ago

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i was called

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rare fucking occurence

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i hope and pray every day that i lock tf in and get some job that pays good

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like work in a repair shop or some shit

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be my own master

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learning and gaining experience comes first no doubt

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but who gon teach me that

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haha

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il have to hook up with my friend he knows some guy who flips parts and does big moves

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welp

hard comet
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uhhh what were the stances on apple internal stuff in here again, i forgot

coarse wedge
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shit i better do

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ik

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i need parts and some equipment

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will do

slim nova
swift jungle
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How do i access my files app from a pc

slim nova
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Do y'all have this emoji yet 🫪

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It's android

proven moss
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I think my monitor is about to explode

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My brother smashed it

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Its sizzling hot

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Near the powe button

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It burned my fing

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Finger

carmine elk
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JELBREK

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Os26

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OMFG

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TIMHIS BETTER BE RWAL

signal hazel
true plover
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I was talking to my older brother and he had no idea who hatsune Miku was

signal hazel
simple drift
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what is it

simple drift
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@spark gale

true plover
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🥀

slim nova
winter meadow
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@rich island happy birthday!

worthy garden
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@rich island happy birthday!

signal hazel
rich island
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i'm old fr

simple drift
simple drift
true plover
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I love how some Hispanic songs have brass playing as loud as they can

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It’s borderline distorted

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Dawg what

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OH GOD

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slim nova
true plover
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It’s no liquide glass

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slim nova
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🫪🫪🫪

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Pixel user

simple drift
fervent doveBOT
simple drift
carmine elk
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I lwk wanna trade my m4 mba in for an m5 mba

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I’m tired of 256gb of storage

worthy garden
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@chilly bear

wild pelican
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can someone suggest a good laptop in range up to 1k$? planning to buy some in summer, everything that can be sold in china is good to go

spring wren
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no apple event channel

half compass
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im jealous

wild pelican
worthy garden
half compass
wild pelican
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how tf you can get a literal vm recognized by blau tools

winter meadow
worthy garden
wild pelican
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🤝

silver wagon
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Anyone know a good yt modded ipa

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Mine gave up

wild pelican
half compass
silver wagon
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Against rules?

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O i see

wild pelican
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i think yt ipas are specifically not against rules

winter meadow
wild pelican
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!t piracy

fervent doveBOT
# wild pelican !t piracy
piracy

WE WILL NOT ASSIST WITH PIRACY

What is piracy?
Piracy is a form of unauthorized redistribution such as getting apps, in-app purchases, tweaks or themes without paying for them. This is often also unsafe as you are not getting things from the official source and pirated versions could have malware. This includes getting IPA files for free apps.

How do I know if I have piracy?
If you are not sure if a repo is piracy or not, you can send the name of the repo in to a genius, mod or admin in a DM and ask for further information. If you send a piracy link in a channel you will be filtered and informed further via DM. Doing so may also result in a warning from a member of staff. Use DMs to avoid the possibility.
Do note however that sharing piracy in DMs for any other purpose than asking if it's safe is still a violation of the rules and is warnable.

I have piracy repos and/or pirated tweaks, what should I do?
The standard procedure here is to remove jailbreak (also known as "restore rootfs" on older jailbreaks). To learn more, type /tag rootfs (or /tag legacyrootfs for older jailbreaks).

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silver wagon
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i see

winter meadow
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Not piracy

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The gifs

half compass
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youtube piracy is allowed

worthy garden
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I love piracy when @half compass does it

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he has.

half compass
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the overlords say so

worthy garden
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???

wild pelican
winter meadow
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Or maybe factory activation tickets idk

wild pelican
half compass
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this guy always thinks about bypassing

wild pelican
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some fellow russian bought srd xs recently here

half compass
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insane

winter meadow
half compass
wild pelican
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cuz like 100% they have smth like dat

worthy garden
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@half compass How do you feel about this

half compass
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New tech?????

spring wren
worthy garden
raven pine
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is kanye ok

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tranquil marlin
coarse breach
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And the name for the low cost MacBook is…

spring wren
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MacBook Neo

winter meadow
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@wild pelican the other glados got banned:(

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macbook neo is ASS

spring wren
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has touch

coarse breach
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Liquid Ass

winter meadow
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sounds like those 2017 roblox macos simulators

worthy garden
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Aura

winter meadow
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Anyways im buying it on release date aka today

coarse breach
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MacBook 2

wild pelican
spring wren
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some discord invite to a scam server or something

wild pelican
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i only got warning because i accidentially said the t slur here once (i genuinely thought it was a normal shortening for transgender people 😭) and uhhh... my rants

winter meadow
spring wren
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or something like racist spammed

winter meadow
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Mac fucking book neo

coarse breach
wild pelican
winter meadow
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Somethings happening

wild pelican
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not raid phrase

winter meadow
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ITS CONFIRMED

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new mac

main comet
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that is the worst name EVER

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by god it makes 16e/17e sound okay

faint tangle
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any links for apple event

rapid galleon
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is the event streamed?

wild pelican
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what does e stand for?

winter meadow
wild pelican
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besides eeepeecee

manic lichen
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$599

winter meadow
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Neo

earnest crag
winter meadow
wild pelican
manic lichen
faint tangle
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no live straem?

winter meadow
wild pelican
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who even watches apple events?

winter meadow
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No notch

manic lichen
wild pelican
half compass
wild pelican
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certainly better than the 2015 macbook incident troll

half compass
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god i would cry 😭😭😭

manic lichen
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a18 pro

winter meadow
wild pelican
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although man i LOVE mbp and mba titanium look

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it looks genuinely fucking sleak and finished

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and also you can bash someone with it

main comet
winter meadow
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"A laptop with the Apple A18 Pro chip powering, that comes in four colors. There are two USB-C ports, a headphone jack (yay!), a 1080p front camera, and speakers that support spatial audio."

sage patrol
shut jewel
main comet
wild pelican
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wait what

winter meadow
wild pelican
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current mba/mbps don't have aux?

earnest crag
wild pelican
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tf?

winter meadow
shut jewel
half compass
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somebody send the mbn photos

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(Macbook neo)

winter meadow
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yeah just checked my m5 mbp they do

wild pelican
winter meadow
manic lichen
plush osprey
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What is cook cooking

wild pelican
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like i get no aux on phones

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but no aux on LAPTOPS

half compass
wild pelican
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hell nah

half compass
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that’s lowkey good

winter meadow
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education discount makes it 499

half compass
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m1 mba vibes

manic lichen
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it’s aluminium right?

winter meadow
winter meadow
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im kidding btw

shut jewel
manic lichen
winter meadow
half compass
winter meadow
manic lichen
winter meadow
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Why didn’t it embed for me

shut jewel
winter meadow
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iphone 15 vibes

wild pelican
tawdry river
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it's titanium?!?!

main comet
winter meadow
half compass
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titanium macbook????

main comet
slim nova
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they look so cool

tawdry river
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lol im kidding

slim nova
half compass
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oh

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i should watch the event

slim nova
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apple would not do that

winter meadow
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macbook vs thinkpad boutta go crazy

manic lichen
tawdry river
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videos not out

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*on youtube

shut jewel
main comet
sage patrol
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theres no magsafe and ONLY TWO USB-C PORTS

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😭

outer tundra
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wtf

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$599?

main comet
outer tundra
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for a MACBOOK?

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it has similar features to my 2022 M2 MBP 13"

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but for $599

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that's fucked

shut jewel
tawdry river
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education pricing

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599 for 512GB

outer tundra
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dude that's crazy

manic lichen
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but it’s 8gb ram?

outer tundra
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my MBP with everything the same except has a touch bar

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cost $2000+

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24GB RAM and 1TB storage but still

winter meadow
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499 with base model and edu pricing

tawdry river
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ordered

outer tundra
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if Apple hadn't given that to me as a free replacement for the butterfly keyboard issue lmao

uncut canyon
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THE POWER OF NEO…

outer tundra
uncut canyon
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deltarune on the spamton macbook

shut jewel
uncut canyon
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might think about it after steam frame

winter meadow
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Its actually really affordable

half compass
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man

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the io is so bad

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but the laptop itself is sooooo good

outer tundra
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I hate to say it but Macbook Neo for the price looks not so bad

uncut canyon
outer tundra
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better than MBA in value

half compass
winter meadow
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Cheaper than the 16e i think

uncut canyon
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ok i could deal with that with some dock solution

main comet
winter meadow
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Ill probably just add some usb ram or something

main comet
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budget device

uncut canyon
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i’m hoping this isn’t gonna be a rug pull “you don’t own shit” device

manic lichen
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599 it’s without touch id and 256

uncut canyon
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when was the last time a macbook was $600

winter meadow
main comet
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apple remotely detonating my macbook neo because i opened a jailbreak tool:

manic lichen
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but is 8gb of ram ugh

shut jewel
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youtube glitch

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half compass
shut jewel
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no views

half compass
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and im a poor person

manic lichen
uncut canyon
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if you care, asahi linux

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and we’ll definitely see an a18 port

half compass
uncut canyon
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8gb RAM on linux isn’t horrible especially with a good cpu cuz you can use zram

manic lichen
half compass
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i haven't run out of ram once mainly cuz swap is really good

main comet
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my mom's wanted a macbook her whole life and not had the money, she'll be happy about this thing

half compass
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i dont run local llms on my mac or anything

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so

manic lichen
shut jewel
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A25 chip

uncut canyon
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if you’re not hardcore gaming or developing you can get by with 8gb on anything besides a windows computer

half compass
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oh my god

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@everyone ping

winter meadow
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what else you’d need

uncut canyon
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⚠️ You have alerted the horde.

narrow crown
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dam they really put a mobile chip in a laptop

hazy anchor
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I’d still pay extra for the air ngl

tribal shuttle
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does this MacBook neo not have a Force Touch trackpad

simple drift
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NEO?

night stratus
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hello macbook neo

narrow crown
winter meadow
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Dude when i was getting my current laptop my mom and dad had miscommunication and i couldve gotten like a 2000$ laptop but i got a 300$ used laptop cuz my mom said i could only get shit lower than 400

gilded rapids
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ALL I WANT ARE OLED MACBOOK PROS

half compass
tribal shuttle
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I literally don’t think there’s a Force Touch trackpad

gilded rapids
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Stupid budget macs

uncut canyon
sweet niche
tawdry river
open zodiac
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8GB of RAM in the big 2026 with no upgrade options TrollFront
and a binned A18 Pro with 5-core GPU too

half compass
hazy anchor
night stratus
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Help it uses the A series instead of the M series

tawdry river
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it has no notch

winter meadow
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1080p camera, optional touch id, and a18 pro for 499 is actually kinda good for the average person doing school work

simple drift
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bro why didn’t they just call it

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macbook

crimson bobcat
simple drift
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no name

tribal shuttle
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“Multi-Touch trackpad for precise cursor control and support for gestures”

simple drift
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just macbook

uncut canyon
night stratus
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It’s actually just a glorified ipad with a keyboard

tribal shuttle
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no Force Touch .. . . . ..

winter meadow
teal bramble
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macbook neo is a18 pro

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💔

ivory yew
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One of the ports is usb 2 btw

main comet
frozen jay
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hello macbook neo

narrow crown
winter meadow
simple drift
teal bramble
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its 8gb

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u cant even

frozen jay
frigid otter
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My cousin needs this, her old MacBook 2019 is with a dead battery, base model

teal bramble
half compass
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A18 pro works fine

crimson bobcat
simple drift
night stratus
simple drift
teal bramble
half compass
simple drift
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it’s better than m1

night stratus
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This one uses the A18

half compass
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it's on par with m1

hazy anchor
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Js pay 200 extra for M2 air

onyx urchin
half compass
tawdry river
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it's just no forch touch

winter meadow
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I wonder how A18 Pro will hold up with like macOS 30 or some

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What if they actually meant to make a ipad but they scrapped it and just made this in like 2 months

half compass
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the target audience is broke people

tawdry river
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it's still solid

simple drift
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i’m still gonna get an m2 pro mbp

frozen jay
teal bramble
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broke people who want a macbook

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💔

winter meadow
frigid otter
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It’s actually good for the people saying Apple is expensive

summer wadi
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guys, without spoiling it, pls tell me if it's 16gb ram or not

onyx urchin
digital sable
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wtf iphone soc in a macbook

uncut canyon
narrow crown
half compass
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it's a good device if you have something like a mac mini at home

main comet
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apple people when they arent the target audience for a product for once:

digital sable
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this is an ipad with a keyboard

frozen jay
half compass
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and wanna travel

summer wadi
tranquil marlin
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this reveal reminds me of apples older commercials

frigid otter
summer wadi
narrow crown
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8gb

summer wadi
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in the neo?

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FUCK YOU APPLE

digital sable
night stratus
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Also love how apple is comparing it to the intel core ultra 5 when approximately 5 people use that

narrow crown
uncut canyon
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i really hope that it can be saved by asahi linux and zram

digital sable
half compass
frozen jay
half compass
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macs arent made for gaming

frigid otter
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I wish it was 12Gb ram

half compass
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in the first place

digital sable
half compass
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yea 12gb would've been good

digital sable
#

i had an 8gb imac

iron spade
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8 gb ram ??

digital sable
#

it sucked

livid flower
#

"come on, tim, give us macos on ipad"

night stratus
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everyone uses either ultra 7/9, AMD, Qualcomm, or the M series Mac’s atp

teal bramble
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you can find a m1 macbook pro for like less than 500 eur

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this shit a scam

iron spade
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is it even possible today lol

teal bramble
#

💔

open zodiac
manic lichen
teal bramble
narrow crown
summer wadi
teal bramble
#

100 euro extra for touch id is insane

teal bramble
half compass
frigid otter
#

It’s basically a glorified iPad.. just buy a Magic Keyboard for the iPad

teal bramble
#

13" only

night stratus
#

HELP IT HAS A HEADPHONE JACK?

summer wadi
winter meadow
#

I would switch my iphone 13 pro for a 14 in the blink of a eye

tranquil marlin
summer wadi
#

FUCK NVIDIA, FUCK APPLE

night stratus
#

the only redeeming quality on this device is a headphone jack im dead

narrow crown
digital sable
frozen jay
summer wadi
half compass
#

also memory is expensive as fuck

teal bramble
#

yeah its 8gb ram

frozen jay
shy stump
#

touch id not being default is insane

livid flower
#

y'know what? this is quite respectable

winter meadow
#

What if they actually meant to make a ipad but they scrapped it and just made this in like 2 months

summer wadi
velvet zenith
summer wadi
#

also the AI crap

velvet zenith
#

Mainly students

proven moss
narrow crown
shy stump
velvet zenith
#

Ok

spring wren
#

shit is fucking lame

frozen jay
digital sable
spring wren
#

$500 for education is a steal tho

#

ngl

frigid otter
livid flower
#

i wanna see the benchmarks for this

frozen jay
spring wren
digital sable
frozen jay
frozen jay
winter meadow
#

Honestly u could do some solid gta 5 lowest graphics with this probably

night stratus
#

Macbook neo is essentially the iPad running macos with a headphone jack

spring wren
torn fossil
#

i mean i have been looking for a machine light enough to lug around places and not do many intensive things

half compass
#

all the people complaining are complaining to complain

frozen jay
#

thinkpads are so ass they’re so overpriced

digital sable
#

$500 and $1800 is barely a difference

half compass
#

it's a budget fucking laptop

sour canyon
#

I just smashed my M1 MacBook Air in front of my family because the new A18 Pro MacBook Neo is 3x faster for on-device AI workloads, and up to 2x faster for demanding workflows like photo editing and gaming, compared to the bestselling PC with the latest shipping Intel Core Ultra 5. Starting at just $599, now with 8GB of unified memory, I will be pre-ordering today, with availability beginning Wednesday, March 11.

frigid otter
frozen jay
#

people defend them like crazy aswell

digital sable
winter meadow
#

I have a question can someone answer it

shy stump
#

Im looking now i swear the pros have gone up in price

digital sable
#

hp is dogshit

narrow crown
spring wren
#

i didnt want no thinkpad

frozen jay
frozen jay
spring wren
#

its not 2010

digital sable
#

hps have horrible build quality

winter meadow
#

I HAVE A QUESTION

digital sable
#

it's all plastic

frozen jay
digital sable
#

the hinges are bolted into plastic

spring wren
#

alluminum i think

frozen jay
spring wren
#

Omnibook

narrow crown
#

twinkpad

#

twinkpad

night stratus
narrow crown
#

twinkpad

frozen jay
#

dumbass only watched the misinformation technician guy and spits out his garbage

spring wren
#

why tf would i spend 1k on a plastic laptop wtf

main comet
#

do you people think a person who wants to file their taxes and make word documents needs 256tb of memory, 4 petabytes of storage, m42 max max pro ultra divine, 87 usb ports, and five magsafe charging ports

spring wren
#

how dumb do you think I am

frozen jay
night stratus
#

the device that infamously has a piss poor ecosystem locked heavily by apple

tranquil marlin
#

have we always have to pay for touch id?

winter meadow
#

Hey if u tested games on the neo wouldnt it basically have the same performance as the 16 pro

torn fossil
#

hps are in fact very weak the screen on one of them broke for no reason

narrow crown
spring wren
teal bramble
frozen jay
winter meadow
#

People could test actual phone benchmarks with this

main comet
frigid otter
frozen jay
#

you think all Lenovos are good ?

teal bramble
#

if ur paying 300 eur extra for 1 or 2 years of support then that's crazy

frozen jay
#

or asus ?

shut jewel
frozen jay
#

like be real

torn fossil
carmine elk
torn fossil
#

better?

night stratus
shy stump
#

has the price of the macbooks gone up bc it looks like it

narrow crown
velvet zenith
shy stump
#

like they all seem to have a bump in pricing

teal bramble
#

I just smashed my M1 MacBook Air in front of my family because the new A18 Pro MacBook Neo is 3x faster for on-device AI workloads, and up to 2x faster for demanding workflows like photo editing and gaming, compared to the bestselling PC with the latest shipping Intel Core Ultra 5. Starting at just $599, now with 8GB of unified memory, I will be pre-ordering today, with availability beginning Wednesday, March 11.

manic lichen
#

wtf 20w 💔

narrow crown
carmine elk
velvet zenith
#

Disable gatekeeper 😈

uncut canyon
#

timmy apple cook
that’s my fucking name
i am the big boss
in apple company

this is macbook 5
after macbook 4
before macbook 6
i can’t count past 6

simple drift
livid flower
#

i wonder how the asahi linux team is reacting to the macbook neo

teal bramble
velvet zenith
brazen oracle
#

NOOOO, why did they have to ruin it and lock it to 8GB

velvet zenith
#

They dont care

narrow crown
simple drift
weak oriole
#

lowk the MacBook Neo is worth it if you are someone (like me) who has never had a MacBook before

brazen oracle
quasi knot
#

does anyone know what the neo wallpaper is supposed to be

half compass
#

im more excited about macos being feasible on non prod iphone 17 pros

frozen jay
uncut canyon
frozen jay
#

are we even asking atp

simple drift
teal bramble
#

why cant they put a19 pro on them

#

💔

#

why a18

#

so ass

rustic prawn
#

A18 pro is like M1 equivalent right?

simple drift
simple drift
shut jewel
narrow crown
brazen oracle
teal bramble
rustic prawn
teal bramble
#

just admit its not worth the price

night stratus
uncut canyon
frozen jay
teal bramble
#

First result btw

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rustic prawn
teal bramble
#

499 eur for less ewaste

uncut canyon
#

i OWN one

winter meadow
brazen oracle
rustic prawn
narrow crown
# frozen jay why use 6yo chip

because it is roughly equivalent in power to the mobile chip they put in there
mayb its cuz battery. or they just stopped making them

frozen jay
teal bramble
rustic prawn
uncut canyon
sour canyon
#

$599 is an insanely good price

summer wadi
#

bro if they put 16gb ram on this neo piece of shit I would've bought like 10 of these

frozen jay
narrow crown
#

true

#

true

summer wadi
#

biiiiitch

frigid otter
frozen jay
summer wadi
#

I'm so mad

frozen jay
#

I want an mbp

#

but no need for it much

shut jewel
simple drift
teal bramble
#

m1 pro 16gb 512gb storage @simple drift

image.png
half compass
#

you can live with 8gb anyway

rustic prawn
teal bramble
#

legit just admit its ewaste

brazen oracle
teal bramble
quasi knot
teal bramble
#

😭

half compass
simple drift
#

i abuse my m1

IMG_4378.jpg
teal bramble
half compass
#

you have a maxxed out mbp

frozen jay
teal bramble
#

no i have a 16gb ram 512gb mbp

#

I would sell it to buy a m5 max tho

simple drift
frozen jay
#

the gap between screen and kb is paper thin

uncut canyon
simple drift
#

fuck it i’m taking the cover off

frozen jay
frigid otter
# simple drift i abuse my m1

I abuse my maxed out Intel MPB from 2019… my hands are burning lol 😂
Thinking of replacing with M5 mbAir. Don’t need the power, just got a good deal

narrow crown
#

i love my m3 chip!!
i love my 16gb of ram and 512gb of storage!!

true plover
#

No keynote so boring

rustic prawn
#

Ok then

uncut canyon
rustic prawn
#

You’re cool

simple drift
winter meadow
#

I’ll wait till the Neo 2 releases to get the A18 Neo

narrow crown
frozen jay
teal bramble
#

oh they made the mbp cheaper

image.png
#

by like 100 eur

narrow crown
frigid otter
teal bramble
#

wait nvm ts student discount

#

durr

rustic prawn
uncut canyon
half compass
#

morons when they realize a BUDGET device has BUDGET hardware

chrome peak
#

BOW DOWN AND WEEP.

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rustic prawn
#

Now I have a 9800x3d in my rig and I’m not in university anymore so it’s cool

uncut canyon
#

my daily pc is a skylake and it works

rustic prawn
#

Wait did they say how much ram the Neo would have

chrome peak
#

8

frigid otter
frozen jay
rustic prawn
#

NOOOO

chrome peak
#

i assume cos its the A18

shut jewel
#

do you guys think the new macbook will receive a jailbreak?

storm anchor
rustic prawn
#

I THOUGHT WE WERE PASSED THIS

winter meadow
#

How will A18 hold up Like 5 years later?

iron spade
half compass
summer wadi
storm anchor
half compass
#

it's a glorified pc

winter meadow
#

Probably won’t get supported till then

frozen jay
summer wadi
#

guys I have a question

shut jewel
uncut canyon
frozen jay
frozen jay
winter meadow
uncut canyon
#

it’s more than just disk swapping

chrome peak
winter meadow
#

Tho barely anything supports it

summer wadi
chrome peak
#

yes

crimson fjord
#

What do we think of MacBook Neo

shut jewel
half compass
#

good for the price

rustic prawn
frozen jay
chrome peak
teal bramble
#

WHAT is this

image.png
winter meadow
chrome peak
#

oh its a new model, its less "STOP. TAKE A BREATH"

half compass
crimson fjord
#

I think it's a terrible laptop however it's got a good price tag on it

rustic prawn
night stratus
half compass
#

like game development no obviously

shut jewel
cursive ermine
#

Hey, I'm wondering how much RAM the new Macbook Neo has?

teal bramble
crimson fjord
#

The main attraction for it's price is the build quality

teal bramble
#

gemini?

#

claude?

chrome peak
#

i cant fucking stand chatgpt myself

#

gemini best

frozen jay
winter meadow
rustic prawn
night stratus
#

I use copilot

rustic prawn
#

Or Claude

frozen jay
crimson fjord
#

If it's built as well as the air's and the pro's it's worth the money

chrome peak
#

i used to like deepseek but idk it changed a bit recently and i just dont vibe with it

crimson fjord
#

If not it's not

half compass
#

@teal bramble is @frozen jay zex

crimson fjord
#

The chip is hot garbage and uncooled I imagine

frozen jay
teal bramble
summer wadi
frozen jay
uncut canyon
shut jewel
frozen jay
#

whatever it means

rustic prawn
winter meadow
#

@teal bramble

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teal bramble
frozen jay
teal bramble
frozen jay
#

no I am indeed not zex

crimson fjord
#

OMG

#

IT ONLY HAS 8GB

#

WOW

#

LMAO

half compass
#

ok its not zex

summer wadi
#

bro, this laptop costs less than the iPhone 17e

crimson fjord
#

I THOUGHT IT WOULDVE HAD AT LEAST 12

summer wadi
#

no way

crimson fjord
#

THATS INSANE

rustic prawn
frozen jay
winter meadow
#

Lmao

crimson fjord
#

8GB $900 LAPTOP IN THE BIG 26

frozen jay
narrow crown
shut jewel
winter meadow
frozen jay
#

what is bro on about

empty vale
#

Why is the headphone jack there

summer wadi
simple drift
frozen jay
half compass
#

aussie dollars 💔

narrow crown
#

oh aud is not worth anything

summer wadi
#

living in the big Oz in 2026...

frozen jay
#

bro we no aussie we all french right guys ?

shut jewel
frozen jay
crimson fjord
#

Unfortunately Apple doesn't regionally price

chrome peak
#

nine hundred dollarydoos?

uncut canyon
#

i really don’t want to defend 8gb in this day and age but does nobody know about memory compression 💔

crimson fjord
#

also usd has fallen MASSIVELY

frozen jay
#

owo

crimson fjord
#

it used to be 1.51 usd to aud

#

it's not 1.42

velvet zenith
#

Nobody cares about other currencies

#

The us dollar is the main one

frozen jay
summer wadi
half compass
#

67

frozen jay
uncut canyon
#

this is not a gamer or media or dev laptop this is for Your Mom

shut jewel
half compass
frozen jay
crimson fjord
frozen jay
#

recent emojis have been sent

uncut canyon
summer wadi
crimson fjord
#

i developed on a Mac Pro 2013 and I was recompiling Swift daily

#

You'll be fine

summer wadi
#

ts still feels new

crimson fjord
#

Wow usd is literally worth nothing

#

This is insane

uncut canyon
#

i’m putting my trust into the cpu in this. apple has touted the A series ipad chips as desktop class for a while

crimson fjord
#

HOLY COOKED

image.png
half compass
#

anything can compile rust code

narrow crown
half compass
#

my toaster can probably compile it 😭

tribal yew
#

Apple like fuck a event

crimson fjord
#

uh

shut jewel
crimson fjord
#

the bubble has nothing to do with the dollar falling

half compass
crimson fjord
#

it's the war

#

lmao

shut jewel
frozen jay
uncut canyon
#

“war”

summer wadi
crimson fjord
#

tfym what war

#

do you live under a rock

shut jewel
frozen jay
crimson fjord
#

google "us war"

#

go from there

half compass
narrow crown
crimson fjord
#

oh yeah no america is completely and totally fucked

half compass
#

it's not gonna be smooth like a 5000$ mbp obviously

#

but it will work

uncut canyon
#

it’s so fucking stupid in any other timeline he’d be in jail congress wasn’t even in session

shut jewel
summer wadi
#

bro khamenei was like "america biggest enemy" since the day he became supreme leader

gets kirked on day 1 of the war

half compass
#

sorry

shut jewel
#

wth

idle vigil
#

Ya know what, maybe I will wait for the Neo 2, but so far I like what I see.

summer wadi
idle vigil
#

Inside the ad, they said “the version with touch ID”, what did Apple mean by this?

uncut canyon
#

wait.

narrow crown