general

[red hinge]

i serviced a gen 2 x1 carbon a few years back

[simple drift]

i used one once

[red hinge]

no upgradibility

not even a ram slot

there's a single SSD slot, which well every laptops have it

[glacial valve]

Await the m5 pro ssd upgrade

Eta very soon

[terse dome]

holy fuck why is the new macbook pro SG$3,000

so expensive

[simple drift]

the humble macbook

[terse dome]

guess im upgrading never

[red hinge]

mac is not a laptop

[simple drift]

yes it is

[red hinge]

its an apple computer with a hinge and a built in screen

:/

[true plover]

Whaaaa

They come with a cloth

[red hinge]

thank god

20 bucks saved

[simple drift]

premium accessory right there

[true plover]

Oh wait

It’s only the nano textured one

Only $150 more to save $20 on a cloth

[simple drift]

worth it

[quaint zodiac]

Apple leaked the name of the new MacBook

It's called MacBook "Neo"

[compact elbow]

im so tempted to get one

[quaint zodiac]

Same

[compact elbow]

but id rather spend all my money on chipotle

i have a mac mini i can trade in too

and i think i can get the school discount with my friends email

[red hinge]

fatass

:/

[compact elbow]

i dont cook

the only thing i can cook is a burger

[gilded rapids]

egg?

Instant noodles

microwaveable meal?

[uneven hedge]

Anyone know how to do a deluser via newterm3 or userdel?

[compact elbow]

trader joes pizza bites just stick it into the microwave

i buy those pre sliced burgers were you dont even need to thaw them

my health is getting worse for sure

i have a ton of achne on my face and back

but its cool because i dont plan on living past 30

[gilded rapids]

wtf why

[compact elbow]

if anything happens heath wise ill just end it

i have a forest near my parents house too

its so tempting and easy

[gilded rapids]

@spark gale @muted shuttle you need to make a therapy channel in here 😭

[hasty jungle]

no oled i dont want it

[compact elbow]

theres no therapy lol not everyone wants to work, likes to work everyday, wants to be here honestly as an adult

[simple drift]

no touchscreen

[compact elbow]

if my parents didnt let me chill at home i wouldve ended it at 18

[simple drift]

smh

[winter meadow]

https://discord.com/channels/349243932447604736/947992341434732544

[gilded rapids]

😭

[lime harbor]

A jailbreak tweak that knows the current time in the day and sets the device's passcode to be exactly that - the time of the time

If the clock is at 12:12 -> the passcode should be 1212

Do any of you think that a tweak like this could be possible to make in current rootless jb state?

[narrow crown]

please seek therapy bro

[compact elbow]

the only therapy that would work is if i could retire and do the same thing im currently doing

[narrow crown]

thats not therapy

[compact elbow]

i dont want to work and pretend like a dumbass that its going to get better

as long as i dont have to work im happy

[narrow crown]

therapy is sitting down with a professional and unpacking WHY you feel this way. WHY you have no motivation to do anything

[compact elbow]

if my parents leave i have to work

but if im dead i dont have to work

basically i wil never work more than 1 day a week again

[compact elbow]

i tried it and they sent me to this useless place

[narrow crown]

they sent u to rjb?

[compact elbow]

it was like this center i forgot what they called it

but i was out in 3 days

[slim nova]

😱

[compact elbow]

i was supposed to be there for 30 days

i was forced to go there too

it was anoying just a bunch of bots

i took some pills too and it was vegetarian food

[narrow crown]

i think you should have stayed. you clearly need institutional help

[compact elbow]

no institutional help will save me haha

its impossible to convince me into joining the masses wage slaving

[narrow crown]

are you listening to what im saying

im not telling you to go be a wage slave. im telling you to seek mental help

[compact elbow]

once my parents die who actyually wants to be homeless? like i dont find that normal

wanting to be homeless is not normal

[narrow crown]

cant help someone if they cant help themself man

[gilded rapids]

oop

[winter meadow]

Work sucks and all of us know that, if it was to anyones personal will they won’t get a job their whole lives, but that’s how live goes unfortunately, u can’t escape it but you can enjoy it I guess

[compact elbow]

i can escape it by ending myself

[winter meadow]

That is not a solution

[compact elbow]

and by what im doing rn living at home eating chipotle and videogames all day

ive watched so much anime this month its unreal

[winter meadow]

That is just more pain to ur parents and brothers

[compact elbow]

once i get sick of it then i go to the gym or run

[winter meadow]

That lifestyle isn’t sustainable forever

[compact elbow]

then i can take my eucalyptus oil and go to the forest which is in walking distance to my house

[compact elbow]

my brother is going to do the same thing he said he will most likley end it at 18

or join me chilling at home all day

[chilly bear]

hey bestie

[slim nova]

hey bestie

[jaunty garnet]

what the fuck did i wake up to

[true plover]

What

[chilly bear]

[jaunty garnet]

@chilly bear Summarize

[chilly bear]

me

[jaunty garnet]

ok

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[slim nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[true plover]

KATZE!

:D

[simple drift]

the licker

[compact elbow]

past 30 men start falling apart no more energy, libido, balding if not already bald, we werent designed to live past 30

[true plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[chilly bear]

amen

[true plover]

I’ve been with men who are over thirty who can still get hard

[narrow crown]

lucky you bro

[compact elbow]

yeah they have to rely on drugs they're just too ashamed to admit it

[true plover]

No?

Just live a healthy lifestyle

[compact elbow]

that doesnt apply to me because my health is fried

[narrow crown]

tboy leaving me on delivered smh...

[simple drift]

im so fucking cold i have 3 blankets on me and im still cold

help

[slim nova]

six seven

[narrow crown]

assuming i dont hear anything i will hit him up later in the week so as to not sound too needy

[boreal tree]

Guys did yall saw that Dubai is getting bombed

[slim nova]

there’s a tboy in chat?

[sour canyon]

Just totally beat up a student at my local college (lol) and took their MacBook Neo (epic win). But unfortunately it seems to be iCloud locked (epic fail). How do I bypass it and steal their accounts?

[slim nova]

Just totally beat up a student at my local college (lol) and took their MacBook Neo (epic win). But unfortunately it seems to be iCloud locked (epic fail). How do I bypass it and steal their accounts?

[narrow crown]

no in my phone

[simple drift]

Just totally beat up a student at my local college (lol) and took their MacBook Neo (epic win). But unfortunately it seems to be iCloud locked (epic fail). How do I bypass it and steal their accounts?

hi cube

[sour canyon]

hi

[slim nova]

you have a phone?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[jaunty garnet]

phone

[narrow crown]

yes everyone does

[chrome peak]

weird incel shit

[slim nova]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-gif-24063814

[jaunty garnet]

everyone has a phone

[copper tendon]

everyone has a phone?

[compact elbow]

im pretty sure its impossible since you are asking on discord

[compact elbow]

humans werent designed to live past 30

[slim nova]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[narrow crown]

i think its better not to interact with this user who wants to wallow in their own misery

my advice to you all

[ruby copper]

just fixed muffinstore for family sharing apps

[slim nova]

mutators

miffinstore

muffinstore

fuckass autocorrect

[chilly bear]

dms

[worthy garden]

hello

[rich dune]

@sour canyon hi

[jaunty garnet]

is it your birthday

[worthy garden]

Yes

[jaunty garnet]

happy birthday

[lilac knot]

Hi, as a complete noob to the jail break game (I am only familiar with modding androids): What can you actually do with iPhones?

[worthy garden]

Thanks goat

[jaunty garnet]

you can theme it

and pirate apps

and more stuff

[lilac knot]

Like is it for themes, aesthetics, apps, you aren't allowed to install? But can you do more?

[jaunty garnet]

you can do a lot

[worthy garden]

Tell maxine to say happy birthday for me.

[narrow crown]

nothing on new versions,

[simple drift]

anything you can do on a rooted android basically

[lilac knot]

I have seen you can add some features to messengers, but what else? I am a software developer, I am used to making random objects servers and using random objects to code on

[light gyro]

im done with my trip to nebraska so im heading home but im getting some songs from my soundcloud playlist

[lilac knot]

Oh really? Can you point me to some less popular, more software developer geared content? Theming and all at respect, but if I wanna get an Iphone in addition to my iPhone 6s, i want it to be more capable than a china machine or an SBC

[worthy garden]

@muted shuttle please man

[simple drift]

what do you actually want to do with it

[lilac knot]

Yeah that's a given. Jailbreaks are impressive, but take time

[simple drift]

be less vague and i can link stuff

[narrow crown]

quite frankly im not expecting anything to come out for ios 26 at all

[lilac knot]

Run some own apps? Use Terminal and git properly (I know it's a pain in normal iOS), be able to open unusual music file

[simple drift]

considering nato now trusts ios 26 devices to hold classified information and it the only ever consumer device to get that its gonna be a while

[simple drift]

i mean you can get vlc on ios anyway

[lilac knot]

maybe even a small Linux vm for neovim

[simple drift]

vm

you can use

utm

but you dont even need to jailbreak to do that you just need JIT enabled

[lilac knot]

huh, interesting

[simple drift]

https://docs.getutm.app/installation/ios/

[lilac knot]

Could an iphone run a small server program such as memos?

[untold helm]

Yes

[simple drift]

probably but idk how you would

[untold helm]

git is usable on the newterm terminal

[lilac knot]

on Android it's a matter of installing docker and run with it

Not that it's particularly recommended, but you can pocket a phone more easily than a raspi etc

at least mine is a bit bulky

and those phones are so overpowered

I wish desktop mode was already full featured

[untold helm]

There’s like no docker port for iOS afaik

[lilac knot]

It would be enough if there is enough of a linux vm

[untold helm]

You would have to run shit w/o it

[lilac knot]

btw, stupid question. can you access the homebrew package manager on ios? Came to love it ...

[untold helm]

Correct, however on 16.4+ you are emulating Linux rather then using the hypervisor

[winter meadow]

Why?

[lilac knot]

Now we are talking

[sour canyon]

[simple drift]

you'd be using deb packages with apt no

deb packages made for ios

on like

[untold helm]

Nope, the primary way to install tweaks is via Sileo
Tweaks on iOS are packaged as debs which means you can also use APT over CLI if you wanted to

[simple drift]

bigboss repo

[lilac knot]

thing is. Like we all, I like how apple looks, it has a solid chasis and they are cheap on ebay, but I want more than a pretty mp4 player that cannot properly access the Internet

[lilac knot]

wait how? Is there some terminal app where you can directly install shit?

[simple drift]

when you jailbreak you get a package manager

[untold helm]

Internet wise all browsers on iOS are WebKit asked, there was a chromium port but it was never finished and doesn’t work

[untold helm]

(And also you can get a terminal)

[simple drift]

ie cydia or whatever

[simple drift]

CAN

yes

but

[ruby copper]

@simple drift Hello.

[simple drift]

hi mineek

[carmine elk]

found peak

[lilac knot]

(i didn't meant the webkit engine with "not properly". I know my iphone is so outdated, it doesn't allow to render some content)

[simple drift]

thats just being on an old ios

current safari and webkit are fine

i main safari on mac

[untold helm]

There is a tweak called PolyFills that tries to fix things with JavaScript libraries to increase compatibility

[lilac knot]

Is that a fully functioning terminal? Would love to ssh into my servers and run some smaller stuff like hledger. I know, I am a huge nerd

[untold helm]

You can ssh!

[simple drift]

good enough

[untold helm]

Both into and out

[lilac knot]

noice

I mean, it's kinda basic, but yeah, I need that

[simple drift]

you can ssh out jailed anyway

[lilac knot]

So in terminal can I install random terminal TUIs (given that they are compatible)

[simple drift]

iSH is literally on the app store

[untold helm]

Yes assuming they are ported over to iOS

[lilac knot]

I am afraid, my 6s is incapable of most fun apps without jailbreak and I haven't set down to do it yet

[lilac knot]

That's what I wanna hear. I was afraid it's a sandboxed problem that I can't install dependencies and so on

How hard is it to install an unsigned app, bc no way I am gonna make myself an App developer account for my own apps

[untold helm]

A lot of dependencies are ported over

[untold helm]

With trollstore it’s just click plus and install ipa

[lilac knot]

damn nice

[simple drift]

on ios 17.0.1+ its more complicated

you have to sign apps

so

[untold helm]

They are on a 6s so they are on up to 15.8.6 or lower

[lilac knot]

Speaking of worth. Does that also translate to iPad OS or doesn't get the platform much love. I always fancied an iPad, but the costs are shite and if it's out of season, I need to jailbreak it, to use it properly

[simple drift]

most of it translates but youd still need to make sure youre on an old enough ios version to jailbreak

[lilac knot]

Sure sure

Has someone attempted to make an iPad a home assistant hub? It has more than enough computational power to run Graphena and so on

Also another topic. I heard iOs is surprisingly nice for gaming Emulation or do I mix that up?

[simple drift]

people stick them to the wall with the homeassistant app open

but idk if youll see many people running a hub on it

[simple drift]

kinda

[chilly bear]

hub?

like github?

[simple drift]

null what the fuck are you talking about

[lilac knot]

no, like all sensor data in, graphics out

[simple drift]

its mainly that apple just have really overpowered chips

but there are a lot of emulator options

theres

manic

which has most older platforms

theres dolphin ios

which

is dolphin

wii and gamecube

[lilac knot]

I am familiar with this one. Such good work from the dudes

[simple drift]

also delta which is another retro one

[lilac knot]

Thanks, y'all are so helpful

[simple drift]

manic goes all the way up to 3ds emulation tho

[lilac knot]

I will have a look, thanks a lot

What are the models you can currently bend the most out of? I assume iPhone one is too weak, iPhone 15 is too new?

[simple drift]

you can run stuff on any

providing you can get JIT running

but you can do that on ios 26.3

so

17 pro max

[half compass]

@chilly bear emerald 1 is sub 30 now

elo inflation

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/yap-gif-439564423855971269

[simple drift]

iphone 12/13 is probably a good baseline for 3d console emulation

anything older wont run great

so like

[lilac knot]

So basically pick and choose your chip and size?

[simple drift]

a14/a15+

[simple drift]

mhm

[lilac knot]

good to know

very good to know

[simple drift]

like i have a SE 3 on ios 16.1.1 that dolphin runs great on

thats A15 the iphone 13 chip

[lilac knot]

Btw, can I force Apple to play nice with Linux and maybe Windows in stuff like Airdrops and connecting calls ? I know it got better with shared standards, but Apple is the golden cage, so...

[lilac knot]

May I ask what you use your phone mostly for?

[simple drift]

i daily drive a 13 mini rn

mainly i use it for just communication and social media

i dont game on my phone

[lilac knot]

Also one specific question: I really got used to having autocomplete from Keepass and I know it works via some message bus that got introduced in the more late versions. Is there a way to patch that into older iOS versions?

[ruby copper]

only old people or young kids do this I think

[simple drift]

i mean i get the appeal of mobile emulation

i just

dont really play video games that much

[ruby copper]

I do but not on iOS

[simple drift]

backbone controller

[ruby copper]

iOS just has architectural limitations that prevent it from working properly

[lilac knot]

I get you. I don't game on my primary either. It's just a) a good measure bar and b) if I am bored of my mind I wanna keep a separate device to game on my Nintendo 3ds isn't always available

[ruby copper]

you need to do like this entire summoning ritual just to enable jit every single time

[simple drift]

still runs good

even if stik is annoying

[lilac knot]

btw have you seen someone put windows on a Nintendo Switch? The audacity 😹

[simple drift]

still better sticking to android for that kinda stuff tho

or yk

get a steam deck or something

[ruby copper]

android:

1. tap the app
2. play

ios:

1. tap the app
2. notice jit is not enabled
3. close the app
4. open another app
5. enable jit
6. use the app
7. the app crashes

[lilac knot]

What do you use? A Steam deck isn't really pocket size

[simple drift]

ios:
enable localdevvpn
open stik
select app u want to use
perform jit ritual
realise you used the wrong script
go back into stik
try again
the app still doesnt work

[ruby copper]

fr

[simple drift]

trust me modchip a switch lite

[chilly bear]

ur both wrong

[gilded rapids]

Lemme sound like a boomer here

[simple drift]

modded switch lite is a peak handheld

[chilly bear]

ios:

1. tap the app
2. play

[simple drift]

jit

well

[gilded rapids]

Back in my day I could afford consoles and play them separate you kiddos these days always play on your phones!! No social interaction

[simple drift]

if u jelbreak its just tap the app

[chilly bear]

ur emulator should automatically switch to stikdebug to acquire jit.

[simple drift]

a playstation 5 is like 600

no

[lilac knot]

really why? I always liked the detachable joysticks. I love my steam deck, it's my backup computer, but it's heavy as shit

[simple drift]

xbox series x is like 650

[gilded rapids]

Fr I wouldn’t spend that much on a console lmaoo

[simple drift]

its just a convenient size

[gilded rapids]

I’m a pc gamer at heart anyways

[ruby copper]

I don't play games on my phone its boring

[lilac knot]

Meet me. I need some pokemons to trade

[simple drift]

-# i probably will for launch day gta 6...

i need that game

[ruby copper]

I use Windows 10 for that

[gilded rapids]

My poor 3070 ti is just gathering dust

😭

[lilac knot]

i play games in the hospital bc it's that boring.

[ruby copper]

I have a modded switch

[chilly bear]

hey they released windows 11 btw u should update

[ruby copper]

thats actually goated

[simple drift]

i want to mod my switch

i shell swapped it

[ruby copper]

windows 11 is slop

[compact cobalt]

I found my old iPod!

[gilded rapids]

i use my roommates switch lmao

[chilly bear]

no

[gilded rapids]

I have the Wii U

lol

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle are u gonna buy it

[ruby copper]

install isfshax

[gilded rapids]

I did x

[ruby copper]

goat

[simple drift]

i had to

[compact cobalt]

Something's 100% wrong with it because it just completely bugs out when taken off the charger

[simple drift]

my nand is dead

[gilded rapids]

Massive is one

[simple drift]

well

dying

[lilac knot]

I modded my Nintendo 3ds XL that was hella cheap. Now I can play literally any game ever released for the platform. Back then games were different for sure

[simple drift]

i have rednand setup

purple power button is funny

[gilded rapids]

The one and only sexiest man in this server

[ruby copper]

you can play nes snes gb gbc gba and a lot of native ports its so goated

is it the old 3ds or new 3ds

[simple drift]

this guy

[lilac knot]

I am gonna try it next time at the store

[ruby copper]

this pmo it makes my wii u look gay

[simple drift]

no

[ruby copper]

I need to change the code that does this and make it green

[simple drift]

its peak

[wide pulsar]

@hexed lily I overheard the most heinous hoetry while I was walking past our HR office today:
"Until my throat memorizes every vein"

[chilly bear]

is there a problem with being gay?

[ruby copper]

No

[simple drift]

blue is default right

not green

[ruby copper]

But my wii u is not gay

It is very straight

[ruby copper]

yes

[simple drift]

sure buddy.

[chilly bear]

right.

[ruby copper]

but I want it green

[gilded rapids]

yeah tbh

[ruby copper]

that would be cool

[chilly bear]

ur the one that has to decide that right.

[lilac knot]

Exactly. Also, homebrew let's you run any cpp app and it has NFC and microphone and so on. I just wish I could port the handwriting recognition

[gilded rapids]

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[ruby copper]

I made a 3ds homebrew app to streetpass over discord lmao

[gilded rapids]

Finding god is the way

[ruby copper]

you can do so much

[gilded rapids]

❤️ ⛪️

[lilac knot]

The new one

[simple drift]

purpl

[narrow crown]

wtf how do i tap in

[ruby copper]

mineekpass

[simple drift]

why is everything mineekware

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[chilly bear]

also luca maestri

[chilly bear]

how do i do this

[gilded rapids]

Step 1

stop being gay

[simple drift]

i need a new battery for my gamepad it dies so fast

[gilded rapids]

God will appear

[chilly bear]

so i should be sad?

[narrow crown]

i love gayboys

[lilac knot]

lmao, gold. I am trying to put some personal information manager on it. It has pocket size and you can easily add appointments and so on. If I drain my phone with watching Netflix and YouTube, I still have my Nintendo to look up the phone number of my driver

[gilded rapids]

yes god will help you be happy

[chilly bear]

but that's gay

it's paradoxical.

[gilded rapids]

Speaking of which damn I’ve been in a relationship with this man for almost 5 months

[ruby copper]

bro is making a modern day pda

[gilded rapids]

Wait 6

If we met in October

wild

[chilly bear]

if we fell in love in October

👁️

[gilded rapids]

Yeah lol

[lilac knot]

That was the goal. Maybe I can even get emacs running. That would be peak idiocy, but also funny haha

obvsly, you mainly use it to look up notes and watch the agenda, but if all fails, connect a keyboard with Bluetooth and it's done

[gilded rapids]

@signal hazel @red hinge I was able to sell my iPad Pro 11in M1 cellular for $500

well I added the Magic Keyboard and screen protector too

[simple drift]

i wanna play silent hills pt

i need a ps4 13.02 cex

[gilded rapids]

Same or resident evil ngl

[lilac knot]

I miss myself a decent PIM / PDA. Phones are nice, but as someone who makes them crash constantly, I rather have a simpler device that is just reliable

[gilded rapids]

I wanna see my mommy on resident evil

[simple drift]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P.T._(video_game)

ts

unreleased silent hill game demo

[lilac knot]

I am eying a Samsung note9 for that purpose. Also, it runs full Linux if I wanna

[gilded rapids]

mommy dimitrescu

[simple drift]

i need to play a resident evil

re9 sounds really good

i have heard very good things

i need to play metal gear solid too

mgs4 i need to get on my ps3

[lilac knot]

Does someone know? Sorry to interrupt Resident evil

[lilac knot]

oh I got that one for free

[gilded rapids]

no I’m sorry I wish I could help you

[lilac knot]

Now here in hospital I suddenly miss my XBOX

[gilded rapids]

You seem very genuine and I’d love to help if I knew

[simple drift]

game francises i need to tap in to
metal gear solid
silent hill
resident evil

[lilac knot]

That's kind of you to say

you are so much more cool than the dudes on Reddit

[lilac knot]

Look out for the give aways and honey bundle

[gilded rapids]

They’re just cringy on Reddit

[lilac knot]

Or straight up low tier subscription

[simple drift]

🏴‍☠️

[gilded rapids]

There is an android discord maybe you’d have more luck there

[simple drift]

i just steal my gamez brodie

well

[lilac knot]

It's so weird how different communities are on reddit. You have wholesome ones, helpful ones and ... the others

[simple drift]

i collect ps1 and 2 game discs

but

[signal hazel]

what did you get it for

[lilac knot]

That works too lol

[signal hazel]

i remember you getting it for a good price

[simple drift]

i usually just pirate stuff

im lazy

[lilac knot]

I haven't had to pirate stuff for quite a while

[gilded rapids]

I bought it used off marketplace for $200 and it has a hairline crack

[signal hazel]

stonk

[gilded rapids]

I added to my AppleCare one plan free of charge and got a free replacement

Ya

[lilac knot]

stonk

lol what

great deal

[gilded rapids]

Most people I learned on marketplace will sell iPads will low especially if it’s cracked

But thanks to AppleCare one you can just add ur device assuming it passes all the checks

Then bam applecare

[signal hazel]

i’m so jealous of that ngl

[simple drift]

i love piracy!

[signal hazel]

i’m having to go to the apple store to renew my airpods

after apple told me i can just do it

[lilac knot]

Hey what's the consensus: besides that iPods are iconic, they are outdated, right? There are smaller and more capable devices now, so you don't need them at all, right?

[gilded rapids]

I am bummed I didn’t have more use for this iPad

[signal hazel]

more what

[gilded rapids]

I tried using as a CarPlay replacement but it just wasn’t worth it

[lilac knot]

Car?

that's a thing?

[signal hazel]

yes car

[gilded rapids]

No I guess it’s good for nostalgia. Especially since retro devices are coming back

[signal hazel]

the metal boxes all over the roads that have 4 wheels

[gilded rapids]

https://youtu.be/hJ5Fi0GiHUQ?si=JDQYj04_1dDVt6s3

[signal hazel]

ngl that’s kinda dumb

just get a carplay system

[gilded rapids]

I liked for a little but it’s inconvenient and just a last effort to get some use out of my iPad

Realistically I barely use my MacBook so the iPad was barely used

iPadOS is too limiting and the workarounds take too long

[simple drift]

carplay

wait @gilded rapids what phone do u use

flagship right

[signal hazel]

ofc

he baller

[simple drift]

yea

[gilded rapids]

I have 16 pro

Recently from 14 pro

[simple drift]

basically the same phone as 17 pro

[gilded rapids]

Kinda miss it but I’m used to push c now

[lilac knot]

I have seen some pieces of media that make a strong case for the first IPod especially since it's good to repair if you are into modding your devices physically, but it doesn't perform well else in comparison. Personally, I don't have the abilities rn and just bought a sport clip plus as it was still available (went out 2024).

I guess I am gonna get myself a cheap phone if i need something to watch videos and maybe even stream from. You can get some for 40€ already.

[simple drift]

im gonna try get a base iphone 17 this year

i want the lavendar so bad

[gilded rapids]

17 pro is just ugly and I like titanium/stainless steel’s

Ima hold onto this phone like it’s my last

[simple drift]

its so ugly

[lilac knot]

why? Do we want more people be distracted????

[simple drift]

tbh im surprised how different the 16 pro and 15 pro are

[gilded rapids]

I’d use an old iPad maybe for like the gym

Going from 14 pro to 16 I feel no difference tbh

[chilly bear]

yes!

[gilded rapids]

I have all the ai features off

[simple drift]

im gonna be going from a 13 mini to a 17

4 year difference

[gilded rapids]

dayum

The base 17 has 120hz now right

[simple drift]

its gonna take me a while to get used to normal size phone

[simple drift]

yea

[simple drift]

im too used to mini

[carmine elk]

linux iPad Pro max ig

[lilac knot]

IPad is different, though it seems to suck if you don't jailbreak it and it isn't maintained anymore.

I would love some apps that are iPad only for some reason. Graphic design and music apps mainly

[chilly bear]

what does this mean

[simple drift]

shut up clanker

[carmine elk]

saar give me whitename ultra and admin mod perms

Gir

@fervent dove

[lilac knot]

thanks. Was confused for a sec

[gilded rapids]

The last jailbreak I actually enjoyed was prob iOS 12

[carmine elk]

Imma summon clanker

IPad is different, though it seems to suck if you don't jailbreak it and it isn't maintained anymore.

I would love some apps that are iPad only for some reason. Graphic design and music apps mainly

Huh

[gilded rapids]

7-9 was my peak fun

[carmine elk]

What

[lilac knot]

that looks fun ngl

But around 2 months on Apple and it has corrupted my i am gonna get shit for free mindset lol. I am almost down to buy premium versions, but only as a non subscription

only life time and only below 60€

What devices have you all jailbroken and why?

I rooted my android phone for deactivating sensors, telemetry, enable some outputs and properly switching to Linux.

I modded my Samsung watch 4 to enable blood pressure and EKG, bc I don't pay for the sensors and get told that I am not allowed to use it bc I don't have a Samsung.

I modded my New Nintendo 3ds XL bc I wanted to run homebrew apps on it and play everything ever made.

I modded a Microsoft Band 2 bc that thing has a really cool app platform and some interesting sensors.

I plan to mod my iPhone 6s once I can charge it again.

[chilly bear]

@half compass

[simple drift]

uhh
ps2
ps3
wii
wii u
ps vita
like 3 iphones
ipad
a couple ancient androids
apple tv

[worthy garden]

@vital knoll so combank sucks i’m sitting here drinking a monster and something pops up i don’t red it click no now my bank card is cancelled can’t use any more

[simple drift]

old firmware used to look so much nicer

up to date ps4 firmware is so ugly and boring

[gilded rapids]

bro gas keeps going up

[simple drift]

i cannot wait to be able to mod my ps4

[ornate latch]

I wonder why bro

[gilded rapids]

):

[chilly bear]

cranking cranking cranking cranking

[chilly bear]

use corn based gas

[gilded rapids]

I think do sorta

10% ethanol?

[chilly bear]

yea

use more

67%

corn is the most useful plant ever me thinks

sugar, gas, corn, bread, feed

[ornate latch]

Thx

[chilly bear]

pop

[velvet zenith]

👍

[desert cairn]

wtf

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle

[untold helm]

Wii
DSLite
3DS (lost ☹️)
Switch
iPad 5
iPad 6
Apple TV HD
iPhone 12 (main)

For the consoles mainly for fun and I can easily load games and custom apps from a sd card

[worthy garden]

Do i invest

[untold helm]

Apple TV just because I found it for $10 and it’s jailbreakable on OS26 and that’s funny

[winter meadow]

Get a playstation fr

[unreal nimbus]

i jailbroke my ipod touch 4th gen cus i was bored

[versed sun]

Nitro is useless that I forgot I even have 3 days with it

[chilly bear]

can't do this without nitro

[simple drift]

actually insane

2 grand

im getting a m2 bruh

[chilly bear]

hello all.

[gilded rapids]

me with my M1 Pro 14in

[winter meadow]

Will u revert after all

[simple drift]

hello null

[winter meadow]

Or did u give up

[versed sun]

I don’t even send emojis or stickers

[simple drift]

barely intact m1 air

256gb storage

this is my only computer

[gilded rapids]

wow

Woe

Is the performance ok on the m1 base?

[simple drift]

its

fine

i want an upgrade

it does what i need it to do just not with the greatest of speeds

[gilded rapids]

I didn’t realize the M1 Pro was more powerful than base m1

[simple drift]

I didn’t realize the M1 Pro was more powerful than base m1

son what

oh

wait

do you mean m1 macbook pro

or m1 pro macbook pro

[gilded rapids]

M1 Pro MacBook Pro

14in with the notch

[winter meadow]

How will that have more performance

Wtf

[gusty gulch]

@gilded rapids @ashen basin we applied for the apartment I'm so nervous

[gilded rapids]

The M1 Pro features up to a 10-core CPU (70% faster than M1), a 16-core GPU (up to 2x faster), more memory bandwidth

I didn’t know that

[gilded rapids]

Ooooo slay

I was wondering why ppl were complaining about Tahoe being slow on regular m1 but it makes more sense now that I see the difference 😭

[gusty gulch]

the apartment is gorgeous omg

[gilded rapids]

PICS

I love this stuff

[simple drift]

yeah the m1 pro is way above the base m1

like 2x

[worthy garden]

i got my card reactive

the person on the phone asked why i was buying litecoin

[gilded rapids]

prob why my device still feels like new

It’s above the threshold

[worthy garden]

hi blaze

[gilded rapids]

Gm

[chilly bear]

illegal purposes

(drugs)

[worthy garden]

she made me spell stuff out also

bro

i was doing a spelling bee

but i explained what happened and gave all information and got me shi back

🤑

[untold helm]

i have the first 4

psone ps2 ps3 (fat no backwards compat) ps4

[winter meadow]

Spoiled kid

[untold helm]

planning to mod the ps3, i havent turned on the ps4 in like a year

[chilly bear]

yep

[untold helm]

???

some of these wern't originally mine

[winter meadow]

How do u have all those then

[simple drift]

check what firmware the ps4 is not

on

[untold helm]

family

[winter meadow]

13.01 trust

[untold helm]

i know its on a jailbreakable firmware im pretty sure, but its one where you would need the blu ray disc

[winter meadow]

PS4 jailbreaks suck for everything other than piracy and Linux

[terse dome]

accidentally made plasma in my microwave by putting a metal spoon

wtf

[simple drift]

you can use vueafterfree on older firms

[untold helm]

wtf why would u put a metal spoon

[terse dome]

it was an accident..

[winter meadow]

https://github.com/Vuemony/vue-after-free

[untold helm]

idk im not following the ps4 scene

[simple drift]

do

[untold helm]

i mainly use the wii because of rock band and multiplayer

[simple drift]

i want this old firmware ui it looks so much nicer

[untold helm]

plus multiplayer and controller setup is a pain on dolphin

[winter meadow]

The problem with having a lots of consoles is that u want to play everything but you’ll finish nothing

[worthy garden]

can i jb my ps3

[winter meadow]

Yes

Hold on

[winter meadow]

https://consolemods.org/wiki/PS3:Getting_Started

[split nimbus]

@winter meadow @worthy garden <@&355145545242902548> @simple drift

[muted shuttle]

https://www.uuinstagram.com/reel/DVZYwqyEyQX

[simple drift]

#🇯🇵japan is transforming footsteps into electricity ⚡
By using piezoelectric tiles, each step produces a small amount of energy. In high-traffic areas like Shibuya Station, millions of steps combine to power LED lights and digital displays—an ...

[coarse shard]

Blu ray disc is not required vue and blu ray are compatible till 13.00

[worthy garden]

do it with anydesk

@simple drift Yo can i get happy birthday.

[winter meadow]

Wat

[velvet zenith]

@polar python Can i buy your macbook now

[coarse shard]

You can do it with an usb

[gusty gulch]

I'll send in dma

[muted shuttle]

@polar python Can i buy your macbook now

[winter meadow]

Not PS4

[coarse shard]

I said for ps3

[worthy garden]

i’m lazy

[coarse shard]

Also ps4 can do usb till 9.00

But WebKit exists till 9.60

[worthy garden]

i want ps4 jb

[coarse shard]

Psfree

[coarse shard]

Firmware depends

[lilac knot]

Nintendo makes it just too easy to do that lol. Well, for the price you get the full experience. i dig that. I am currently on a hunt for a wii

[true plover]

Oh my god I love Fr*nch onion soup

Happy birthday! @worthy garden

[lilac knot]

specifically bc my doctor told me to gear up on fitness controllers

[true plover]

[lilac knot]

no joke

[true plover]

Get a Wii

Play Wii fit

[winter meadow]

Vue works on 9.00

Lapse I think

[worthy garden]

thanks princess

[lilac knot]

That's what I wanna do, but I saw some people sell it for 40€ for the whole set, so I don't pay someone 200 for just the board and the console, you know?

[true plover]

How old are you

[true plover]

Ah that’s true

Get the Wii and homebrew it

[lilac knot]

Funnily, the balance board is one if the best weight boards available currently.. isn't that weird?

[true plover]

Then get Wii fit online

[lilac knot]

I mean, I could buy a wii board for just 15€ and run everything on a linux and dolphin and so on, but I kinda don't trust my ass to not need ages for it, so that I wanna have the official shit as backup, you know?

[lilac knot]

I mean like medically

I am supposed to train my standing ability on this

[desert cairn]

unc

[dense zinc]

@chilly bear should I sideload stikdebug latest version or keep using the one i have from appstore

[true plover]

20 backshots it is

[chilly bear]

yea

[true plover]

[chilly bear]

i just use appstore one

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle

[chilly bear]

sideload one will only be useful if u update to 26.4 (and they fix it)

[muted shuttle]

Hii stibby

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1478457068246667445/lvTXlSnJ.gif

[chilly bear]

or for location changer

[lilac knot]

@dense zinc you scared me. lol. A person I don't like has the same nick and I thought she finally shared a server with me

[muted shuttle]

wtf… wheres he going ??

[dense zinc]

but if i delete the appstore one i cant get it back right

[chilly bear]

u can

get an encrypted ipa now before it gets deleted from appel server

[dense zinc]

how’s to do

[chilly bear]

maybe you can use muffinstore

i used pancakestore

[dense zinc]

i love mineek

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/kde-konqi-plasma-linux-computer-gif-4898543198910892841

[winter meadow]

Mineekware clone

[muted shuttle]

going where ?

[dense zinc]

is that by 🫁 people

[chilly bear]

yes!

[split nimbus]

this is unknown ,,

[muted shuttle]

interesting …..

[split nimbus]

but isn’t destiny unknown for everyone here ..

[worthy garden]

Ok bro

[worthy garden]

Pls give me happy birthday maxine.

[dense zinc]

so how would i even install an encrypted ipa

[split nimbus]

WAOW CONGATS ON ADMIN

[worthy garden]

Not admin

I wish.

[dense zinc]

congras admin

[split nimbus]

UR BLUE

LOOK AT UR NAME

CONFRATS

[worthy garden]

Banning everyone

@muted shuttle Pls give me happy birthday bro..

[split nimbus]

wtf u pulling a cooper

[untold helm]

Happy Birthday!

[chilly bear]

sideloadly (normal install)
maybe plumeiimpactor
ipa installer on the app store if it's still there
itms-services:// method
airdrop
esign/feather probably (no sign)
imazing/bluetool

filza

[untold helm]

you can usually get away with like 50-80 including console, board, controllers, and sd card to store games

[dense zinc]

oh yea u can do that with sideloadly i remember

[worthy garden]

Thanks bro

[worthy garden]

[untold helm]

ive seen wii balence boards for like $8-10 at goodwill

[sleek shell]

r/jailbreak minecraft

[lilac knot]

Yeah, that's what I thought. Just need to wait until someone offers a great deal. Any idea what's the market value of old iPhones and iPads?

[terse dome]

@muted shuttle genuinely donating likes to aaron's post

[muted shuttle]

Huh

How can u see that

[untold helm]

ipads off ebay are iffy in price sadly

[terse dome]

?

[untold helm]

last years model sell for todays prices

[terse dome]

you can always see who liked your (re)tweets

[muted shuttle]

How can u see the likes

[untold helm]

iphones however you can get a se/6s for like $30

[muted shuttle]

Oh

Did I like your retweet

What

[terse dome]

yeah

[muted shuttle]

I’m Confused …

Oh

Ok.

[terse dome]

wtf maxine didnt even notice me

#scammed

[muted shuttle]

Got a little scared there.

[terse dome]

sorry actually i can see everyone's likes again

[muted shuttle]

Im cooked

[untold helm]

Hello @muted shuttle.

[muted shuttle]

Hello.

[untold helm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Are u gonna buy the m5 max

[muted shuttle]

Maybe.

[terse dome]

anyways this is like giving up my pennies to a millionare

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle are u gonna buy the budget pink macbook

[muted shuttle]

Nop

[teal bramble]

Pretty cheap

[teal bramble]

they dropped a budget mb?

[muted shuttle]

I’m kinda surprised they bumped base storage to 2TB

[untold helm]

tomorrow
time zones

[muted shuttle]

That’s kinda neat I guess

[terse dome]

do you perform extremste Workflows

[teal bramble]

Oh my god they bumped the base storage for the mba to 512gb

[teal bramble]

Yep

[terse dome]

good

[untold helm]

macbook neo is a weird name

[terse dome]

512 is not enough honestly i need 1tb

[untold helm]

i thought they would do like just macbook or macbook e/se

[terse dome]

neo is also used in terms like uhh

neo-nazi

im sure some people will react to that

[gilded rapids]

I’m gonna buy an ebike

[crisp stump]

I thought Neo like Spamton/Mettaton Neo

[untold helm]

neo pronouns

3ds neo bowser city

[dense zinc]

[terse dome]

all of the above

[terse dome]

neofetch

[lilac knot]

year it's weird. If I was looking for a recent model, I would rent or get it from backmarket

[terse dome]

good evening

[lilac knot]

Lol, just saw someone trying to sell it for 160€

[untold helm]

iphones are usually for good prices tho

[untold helm]

skull

if your going with a ipad fb marketplace is usually ur best bet

or amazon sales/apple edu store

[simple drift]

i forgot how good mc lce is

[gilded rapids]

@red hinge when ur Asian and keep this in your office drawer

[carmine elk]

My mom wants to break my ipad bc I scratched a fucking table

I wanna end it all

[gilded rapids]

Why did you scratch the table

[tame rock]

Can anyone edit mcpe save files?

[ornate latch]

Apparently Microsoft blocked "Microslop" from being said in the Copilot server

[carmine elk]

out of accident

[ornate latch]

Do you know if the table was expensive

[tame rock]

They are scared

[carmine elk]

it was like $50

[ornate latch]

How much did you scratch it

[crisp stump]

I know speedcubes that cost more than that table

[ornate latch]

Ok

[jaunty garnet]

does anyone even still use windows

[ornate latch]

Obviously

[dense zinc]

u as well

[dense zinc]

would sometime like ipa installer work as a sideloaded app

im guessing not

[carmine elk]

well I joined the copilot serveg

[tropic field]

Hi i wanna to ask about macos is 26.3 good?

[worthy garden]

macos is Shit.

[gusty gulch]

woke up panicking at 4am that we didn't get nuked or something

[fossil citrus]

modern or old

cuz modern there’s a chance since it’s bedrock right

[tame rock]

Old 0.6.1

[fossil citrus]

oh

[tame rock]

Alpha

[fossil citrus]

idk

is it based off the source code leak

[vocal plinth]

You shouldn’t panic you would’ve ten or fifteen minutes before annihilation

[simple drift]

its all bedrock

[gusty gulch]

yeah

[simple drift]

bedrock is just updated mcpe

[gusty gulch]

I woke up like okay haven't gotten nuked yet

[vocal plinth]

If anyone is able to sleep through those alarm expect maybe deaf people

[gusty gulch]

do we even still have the people who are suppose to sound the alarm?

so many budget cuts I'll be surprised if we had people

[vocal plinth]

Grok and OpenAI got it

[gusty gulch]

the US can't help Americans leave the middle east cause they cut that budget

[vocal plinth]

Trust

[gusty gulch]

someone here said smart people are making decisions for the war and was being serious

[vocal plinth]

[gusty gulch]

I hope since I was mind to robots they can alert me first

kind

tbh I rather die from the blast than live in a bunker

[vocal plinth]

It will look at your current opinion on administration and then decide to alert you or not

[gusty gulch]

oh

I'm dead theb

[vocal plinth]

[narrow glade]

Salam alaikum

[simple drift]

is av1 actually as good as h265

[vocal plinth]

Wa alaikum salaam

[wet helm]

@spark gale announce Studio Display gen 3

[simple drift]

@spark gale announce polishing cloth 2nd generation

[gusty gulch]

the one time I'm glad I don't own stocks

and not rich to care about the stock market

I just started my 401k so

meh

[wary badge]

@gusty gulch guess what

[ashen basin]

WWWW

[wary badge]

@gusty gulch GUESS WHATTTTTT

[copper tendon]

All the people that were begging for the m5 max can finally shut the fuck up

[polar python]

coujgh @muted shuttle cough

shut the fuck UP maxine

Sorry

[gusty gulch]

what

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[wary badge]

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

[muted shuttle]

mods

[polar python]

Mods

[wary badge]

Mods

[chilly bear]

which game?

[wary badge]

Oh hes too young

[polar python]

@ruby copper Ur getting very close to rule 9 there buddy

[wary badge]

@keto explain the game to this kid

[chilly bear]

yea yea whatever

[wary badge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xp2rVw/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

[fading zealot]

Can anyone give me free stuff in jailbreak?

[half compass]

@chilly bear Bru

[chilly bear]

me?

[half compass]

It’s the real null bru

[wary badge]

Chat

[fading zealot]

?

[wary badge]

Im out of 11mg zyns

Im so cooked

[fading zealot]

Can someone give jailbreak stuff

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-ben-shapiro-ben-shapiro-social-credit-gif-6133430005061019

[half compass]

they all taste like shit

the 11mg zyns

all flavors

[chilly bear]

seems kinda lame ngl

[wary badge]

R u american

[half compass]

no

[wary badge]

Do you have moist pouches in ur shitty country

[half compass]

yes

[wary badge]

Aleight then ur just special

[half compass]

well some

[chilly bear]

druggies

[wary badge]

Though i do not actually use zyns anymore i just had a bunch of leftover 11s

[copper tendon]

@muted shuttle I expect you to buy an M5 max MacBook Pro since you kept talking about it

[muted shuttle]

why do you think i kept talking about it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781481778795118612/1295700234151788584/TheLicker_1.gif

[copper tendon]

You don’t even have a job so idk how you’re affording it

[wary badge]

These r the only other pouches i have @half compass and they kick my fickin ass

[half compass]

since when does the us have anything over 6mg

[wary badge]

I import from sweden or go to sketchy convenience stores

[half compass]

Crine

[half compass]

I thought sweden had like 17mg as well

[muted shuttle]

tldr my dad wanted a mac
he offered to buy me a new macbook and he'd take my old mac mini

[half compass]

I’m eu but not sweden so

[wary badge]

Swedish sellers go up to 50mg pouches in my experience

[copper tendon]

So he’s buying you an m5 max??

[chilly bear]

2 minutes away

[muted shuttle]

Yea

[copper tendon]

wtf

[half compass]

yeah i meant zyns

in particular

[copper tendon]

Nepotism

[wary badge]

Oh zyns go up to like 15 afaik

Middle eastern zyns at least

[copper tendon]

Is it gonna be maxed out?

[wary badge]

Not the ones made for eu

[half compass]

didn’t know

[muted shuttle]

that's like 9 grand dog

[half compass]

thought it was higher

[half compass]

this is true

[copper tendon]

The m5 max base is like 3.5 grand lol

[half compass]

every european country is 2 minutes away from each other

[wary badge]

Eu max zyn is 11 i think

[ornate latch]

Shithole of the EU

[wary badge]

If any higher its 12.5

[half compass]

No that’s bulgaria now

Haha

[ornate latch]

Nope

[muted shuttle]

$3,299

[ornate latch]

Your country will forever be the shithole of the EU

[half compass]

Shut up buddy your country made phonk

[muted shuttle]

well

with education discount

[copper tendon]

Post tax brother

[ornate latch]

Yeah bruh its so friggin tuff

[half compass]

eladeselasobi

[ornate latch]

What

[copper tendon]

Bros dad just has 3 bands to drop

[ornate latch]

Sister* Please refer to her with the correct pronouns.

[half compass]

No thanks bro

[ornate latch]

Filter bypass mods

[chilly bear]

love that guy

[muted shuttle]

https://fxtwitter.com/_maooo0/status/2028911253037482129

mao (@_maooo0)

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FxTwitter · Mar 3, 2026, 7:11 PM

[half compass]

área sujeita de gabiru

🐀

Saar área sujeita de gabiru @ornate latch

Help

[ornate latch]

You should be mauled by a bear

[half compass]

What animals do they have in brazil besides them gabiru

I dont know any others bru

[polar python]

@muted shuttle I expect you to buy an M5 max MacBook Pro since you kept talking about it

[polar python]

Hi. No.

[muted shuttle]

Yup done

The screenshot says m2 pro because i edited it

Using photoshop

Disregard that

It is m5 max

[polar python]

Mf usin neofetch in the big 26

[muted shuttle]

Sorry for not using furryfetch or whatever

[exotic thistle]

install it.

[polar python]

Use nebbyfetch https://github.com/hykilpikonna/hyfetch

[ruby copper]

[glacial valve]

Gay

[polar python]

https://x.com/Dimillian/status/2028908796047663415

Thomas Ricouard (@Dimillian)

Wow, Apple has a new memory option that lets you run multiple Electron apps at once!

X · Mar 3, 2026, 7:02 PM

[desert cairn]

fr

[terse dome]

yeah that's called cloud computations

cant run electron on your own machine

[simple drift]

need

[compact cobalt]

Ok so realistically

If I play a fuck ton of games that drain the battery of my iPhone, should that drain the battery health a bit faster

[chilly bear]

no actually it improves the battery health

its training the battery to handle bigger loads

[compact cobalt]

I’m trying to get to 80% so that apple replaces the battery, not too far off from there right now

[desert cairn]

yeah while on 5G

keep it plugged in all the time ios doesnt have bypass charging

[polar python]

wireless charge