general

[velvet zenith]

i know when i place mine before market open it executes them when it opens

[chilly bear]

yo same

[velvet zenith]

Idk about ur shit though

[thick tapir]

fix addiction

[shut jewel]

ok go to the casino

[velvet zenith]

Why didnt you listen to brandon when he said to buy @desert cairn

[desert cairn]

Dude I can't even fucking gamble

[sudden notch]

NO I SAID IT

[desert cairn]

I can't buy it anyway

[sudden notch]

🙏

[velvet zenith]

Send me money ill buy it for you

[desert cairn]

They don't trust me with anything

[velvet zenith]

Idk if i should buy more

[desert cairn]

I can't options trade I can't buy things it thinks that's risky

haha wait I think I can buy from Step

Dude my Apple Pay isn't working

[velvet zenith]

I bought on the 18th

U shouldve too bro

[muted shuttle]

I'll gamble it for you

Trust me i will win big

With your money

Not mine

✅

[jagged turret]

maine

maxine

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[jagged turret]

i wrote some code

[desert cairn]

It's gambling time

[muted shuttle]

Ok

Can i see

[velvet zenith]

Should i gamble too

Is this the move

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[velvet zenith]

I dont listen to people without an income

[muted shuttle]

I love gambling though

Listen to people that love gambling

[ashen basin]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

Also why r u asking nebula if u should gamble if u dont listen to people without an income

Very strange.

[desert cairn]

You miss 100% of shots you don't take

[velvet zenith]

He has a monthly ish paycheck

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[jagged turret]

yeah just a second im documenting something real quick

before i foroget

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[desert cairn]

Poverty check

[lean sorrel]

my macbook screen bezel cracked

[jagged turret]

mmm

[lean sorrel]

[jagged turret]

bobascheme
https://github.com/BBaoVanC/bobascheme/blob/master/colorspace.py
https://github.com/BBaoVanC/bobascheme/blob/master/colors.py
https://github.com/BBaoVanC/bobascheme/blob/master/main.py

oh the doc comment on colorspace.py is out of date

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle what does the gir clean up button do on a report

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1471633857680773251/1477716638219636810/togif.gif

idk

[dense valve]

ok

[polar python]

very cool maxine

[dense valve]

try it

fr fr

[muted shuttle]

Thanks

[polar python]

wipe the channel

[muted shuttle]

@red hinge What r u sending me now

[dense valve]

like the entire channel ?

[polar python]

yes

[dense valve]

oh

[red hinge]

its cats bro

[muted shuttle]

aaand it's gay porn

[dense valve]

im not gonna press it then

even if there's like 15 reports that are all resolved

[polar python]

Who let ts guy in the reports channel

[dense valve]

ok fine

happy

i know damn well that none of the moderators are going to do anything in there but im still putting it there

[chilly bear]

can i have access

[dense valve]

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-meme-gif-5051779013126861108

no

actually

[chilly bear]

:/

[dense valve]

i wonder if someone without a mod role presses the button what happens

but has access to the channel

[muted shuttle]

Hey i can test

[chilly bear]

it fails

[muted shuttle]

Give me access

[chilly bear]

it checks

user role

[dense valve]

you aren't even in r/sideloaded

[muted shuttle]

Thats the joke

[dense valve]

oh

[jagged turret]

leakef

[dense valve]

leakef

[muted shuttle]

Lowkey today been boring

[dense valve]

I've been doing homework all day

[muted shuttle]

Doomscrolling and refreshing ebay for cheap switch oleds

[dense valve]

I have exams every day of the week except monday

[chilly bear]

haha

[muted shuttle]

@dense valve Hey

[dense valve]

Hi

[fervent dove]

bradley deleted a message

Kys

Message ID: 1477852086199914547 · Mar 2, 2026, 2:16 AM

[muted shuttle]

Whats this about

[dense valve]

Idk

Fake

[lyric spear]

wow

[dense valve]

?

[red hinge]

MODS

plz demote

[chilly bear]

im installing message logger

[dense valve]

Hey

[chilly bear]

this is annoying.

[red hinge]

fr

[dense valve]

maxine can you show that message that you sniped

[muted shuttle]

What message

What sniped message

[dense valve]

Looks like you owe me some role

[chilly bear]

cmon netz

[dense valve]

355174844205367317

[muted shuttle]

What do you mean?

[muted shuttle]

What role is this

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle is a job application in the same room as u

[muted shuttle]

Mind pinging it

Actually pls dont

[dense valve]

"whoever snipes this message must give the sender, @dense valve , the role "Moderators" 355174844205367317"

Im waiting

[muted shuttle]

Yeah i didnt snipe that

[dense valve]

Liar

[polar python]

Hello moderators. I would like to reassure you that I DEFINITELY do not have any of the following plugins installed: MessageLogger, TokenStealer, ForceOP, PermBlockMaxine.

[muted shuttle]

?

[polar python]

?

[dense valve]

Hello moderators. I would like to reassure you that I DEFINITELY do not have any of the following plugins installed: MessageLogger, TokenStealer, ForceOP, PermBlockMaxine.

[red hinge]

she wrote on her application that she is a "professional discord mod, gooner, will meow at you if given catnip"

[muted shuttle]

Ohhh it says definitely do not have these

Ok

[coarse ginkgo]

wouldnt be surprised

[muted shuttle]

Thanks for assuring this.

[polar python]

Yw.

[coarse ginkgo]

assure yourself about getting a job

[red hinge]

Hello moderators. I would like to reassure you that I DEFINITELY do not have any of the following plugins installed: MessageLogger, TokenStealer, ForceOP, PermBlockMaxine.

[dense valve]

liar liar pants on fire

[polar python]

/forceop timeout maxine 1week

Oops

[dense valve]

im waiting...

[chilly bear]

spiderman and mj got married

@all

[dense valve]

@time

[muted shuttle]

what's the time rn

@deft grove

get it

.,,,

life gets harder with each passing day

[chilly bear]

LOL

ur funny

[red hinge]

and im just as hard every day

[muted shuttle]

?

[red hinge]

get better

[copper tendon]

bro gets harder every day

[wary badge]

?

[muted shuttle]

@manic tulip What are you sending me

[manic tulip]

Goy propaganda

Getting them extra 0’s in my bank account

[muted shuttle]

$0,000

[manic tulip]

[chilly bear]

@wary badge

[wary badge]

Gulp

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-gif-4446960541527894948

[wary badge]

Vanilla+ two week phase anyone

(Normal people only)

[muted shuttle]

When i start voice training i will have the voice of lois griffin so i can imitate peter the horse is here

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[wary badge]

(Null you are not normal)

(Neither r u maxine)

[chilly bear]

OK

[polar python]

When i start voice training i will have the voice of lois griffin so i can imitate peter the horse is here

[muted shuttle]

Hey what

I'm normal

For the most part

[wary badge]

Mhm.

Normal.

[muted shuttle]

What about it

[chilly bear]

is it that vanilla+ or vanilla and

[polar python]

@arctic agate is this true

[wary badge]

Vanilla+

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[muted shuttle]

that's linkin park real

@arctic agate Hi linkin park

I love linkin park...

[untold helm]

You should go to LinkedIn and park yourself at a place of employment

[muted shuttle]

i turned in a job application yesterday

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/snoopy-love-hearts-in-love-loving-you-gif-15624606

[muted shuttle]

Hydrate keeps sending me gay porn in Instagram DMs.

[red hinge]

japan is turning footjobs into electricity

[muted shuttle]

i can power my server forever then

[desert cairn]

you may be onto something

[polar python]

shut up nebula

[red hinge]

@muted shuttle yo twin do you have discord

[muted shuttle]

Nah

[red hinge]

good to know

[obtuse ruin]

i'm proud 🔥

[wide canyon]

anyone want to play nightreign

[velvet zenith]

sure ...

[simple drift]

icraze when are you gonna sell signing certificates

you gotta tap in to this totally not oversaturated market broski

[frosty grail]

idk why tf my eyes read "when are you gonna sell sentient cigarettes" when i opened the app

tf is a sentient cigarettes

[simple drift]

id buy a sentient cigarette

[frosty grail]

seems like the kind of shit @polar python would have in his possession ngl

[obtuse ruin]

i dont have to click that ping to know its stkc

[simple drift]

hdml = stkc confirmed

oh

wait

[frosty grail]

gross

[simple drift]

my brain is small

[frosty grail]

i'd rather kill myself

[frosty grail]

we know

[obtuse ruin]

theres a solution

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[simple drift]

what if my Mobile Device runs iOS Tahoe

[frosty grail]

i have a better solution

[obtuse ruin]

you can still buy them

method unpatched

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif?ex=69a5baba&is=69a4693a&hm=f4979db1dcd1f4748517e3095e158f53bd944861da0e61b3deedf527e240fc79&

[simple drift]

i have scrobbit and sleep saver

[frosty grail]

my method is also unpatched

[muted shuttle]

i have rune and nexus and scrobbit and sleepsaver 2

[frosty grail]

me too (i have not paid)

[simple drift]

i never used sleepsaver and i don’t need scrobbit anymore cuz i switched back to spotify

soooooooooo

no more jailbreaking for me

censorship

[frosty grail]

jailbreaking is for gay degenerates like your mother

[muted shuttle]

i love jellyfin

[simple drift]

i hate jellyfin

[muted shuttle]

why

[simple drift]

but it is the only option

[simple drift]

annoying

[muted shuttle]

How

[simple drift]

can’t have singles not be listed as albums

the web ui is really ugly

etc

it’s FINEEEE

i use it

but

[muted shuttle]

Thats why u use a 3rd party client

[simple drift]

there should be more options

[simple drift]

not on desktop

that’s annoying

[muted shuttle]

[simple drift]

i want a web client that’s actually good

[muted shuttle]

feishin is made with electron

web !

[simple drift]

in browser?

[muted shuttle]

nop

[simple drift]

i want it to be an tab

in my browser

hence https://jellyfin.kateh.net

[desert cairn]

juice box

[simple drift]

i want a squeezebox but they’re so expensive on ebay

[warped ember]

ใ

[frosty grail]

pirate rune pirate nexus pirate nebby

[simple drift]

pirate nebby

[frosty grail]

@desert cairn im selling you DRM free to the saudi blackmarket

[chilly bear]

whats the login info

[simple drift]

there used to be a profile that was username gurt password gurt

maybe i forgot to delete it

try

[fossil citrus]

Did anyone see the SpaceX rocket

[chilly bear]

didn't work.

[fossil citrus]

I saw it in the sky for like 2 seconds

Pretty insane

[simple drift]

rip

[muted shuttle]

hi it didn't work

give me username and password

thx

[chilly bear]

actually i just made that up i dont know

[simple drift]

admin
password

[muted shuttle]

can you use code 850929 to log in

please

[simple drift]

erm

how do i do that

[chilly bear]

peep
kiwi
https://jellyfin.s0cks.rocks/

[muted shuttle]

quick connect

somewhere

[chilly bear]

2 songs

[muted shuttle]

idk

[chilly bear]

...

[simple drift]

wait maxine i’ll make a temporary profile so u can have a look around if u want

[muted shuttle]

Thx

[simple drift]

maxine has connected to my jellyfin instance using the browser firefox

smh

[wide canyon]

<@&355174844205367317> let's play nightreign

[patent crest]

woah old name

[true plover]

Bosses dog :D

[thick tapir]

pray for me

[thick tapir]

i have 26 assignments due tonight

and its 9:36pm

[true plover]

DO IT

[chilly bear]

i can do 0.7 of them

[true plover]

You’ve got time vro

[wide canyon]

do you want me to buy some openai credits for you

[true plover]

[thick tapir]

i do not

i also have an essay due

[true plover]

Is this college or high school

[thick tapir]

dual credit

[true plover]

Dawg

🥀💔

[thick tapir]

not reallt an essay tho

js 2 pages

[true plover]

I wrote a 5 page essay in 4 hours

It was for psychology

[thick tapir]

ive done 5 pages in like 2 hours before

[desert cairn]

Idiot

[thick tapir]

pressure will make me lock in

[true plover]

Bro has YET to start though

[chilly bear]

i can put some pressure on your lap if you want

[true plover]

HIT THEM BOOKS

[thick tapir]

i am shitting rn

[true plover]

[thick tapir]

and then imma shower

then imma start

[true plover]

🥀

[thick tapir]

im beyond cooked

[true plover]

After I have

Warm milk and cookies

THEN

THEN Ill start

[thick tapir]

imma get high as balls, then fall asleep, then wake up, then do ill start 🙏

[velvet zenith]

Worse than you

[thick tapir]

after i go to school, and then go to work

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Is it working

[real cobalt]

You say this shit every day

Do ya work

[thick tapir]

every sunday 😭

imma start doing it tho

[velvet zenith]

@real cobalt Hi

[desert cairn]

Is what

[velvet zenith]

Anything

[desert cairn]

No

[velvet zenith]

Sounds like linux

[desert cairn]

Ok

True

[real cobalt]

Sup

[velvet zenith]

@limber temple Hi

[simple drift]

maxine is missing out on peak on her server

[narrow crown]

NO LEROY ?!

[simple drift]

ikr

missing out

[thick tapir]

my twin fr fr

[simple drift]

you’re actually cooked

20 assignments

what iphone does one get in the big 26

[simple drift]

maybe 15 pro is good but i want ts to last as long as possible

i might wait until the 18 pro comes out but that’s a long time

my 13 mini battery life is driving me insane

maybe get a base 17

[viral garden]

Someone help me plssss

Phone locked

[slim nova]

67

[viral garden]

MDM

[slim nova]

you are cooked

[simple drift]

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

Hey @viral garden, have a look at this!

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,585 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[viral garden]

It’s a android

[slim nova]

L noob noob

[simple drift]

okemo what phone do i get

[viral garden]

??

[slim nova]

what?

[viral garden]

Yes I’m noob

[simple drift]

get into recovery and reset it

[slim nova]

PIxel 10a 🔥

[viral garden]

But help me

[simple drift]

idk bruh

[viral garden]

Already tried

[simple drift]

ask in an android server

[viral garden]

Ok

[simple drift]

i need a new phone idk which to get

not gonna get an android

i’m too ecosystem pilled

[slim nova]

then the latest and greatest

17 pro

[red hinge]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSmctNrEM/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Phonetalkzzz (@phonetalkzzz)

❤️ 75.1K 💬 833 🔁 8.1K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Oct 5, 2024, 1:15 PM

[simple drift]

mayyybeeeee

idk

[red hinge]

iphone air

[simple drift]

this is the greatest thing i have ever seen

[slim nova]

💀

[simple drift]

i’ll probably get the base 17 tho

[red hinge]

who said the 13 mini has poor battery life? step forward 🗣️

[simple drift]

absolutely delicious colour

[red hinge]

iphone air

[slim nova]

iphone 67

[simple drift]

1 camera

no uw

[slim nova]

did you know pixels can airdrop now

[red hinge]

buddy you're not me, just use 1x like normal

[simple drift]

son what

[simple drift]

yea i saw

cool

i might wait for the 18 to come out but like

that’s ages

i want a phone that’ll actually last when i go out over summer and stuff

[red hinge]

i use all 3 lens on my iphone PRO, with ProRAW, mostly the telephoto lens

mmm

[simple drift]

nerd!

[gusty gulch]

meow

[simple drift]

i just want the ultra wide

meow

[red hinge]

i'd want to show you some but all of my shots are in RAW and they look terrible without editing

[thick tapir]

thinking js like me

we got the copout strat

[simple drift]

make a one and done script for each kind of lighting

auto edit

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[red hinge]

its called filters but i don't use it much

[simple drift]

hm

[red hinge]

i wish i can have pirated lightroom like i can on android

[slim nova]

"all of my shots are in RAW"

[versed sun]

Starting to think some of the users in this server talk here 24/7

[simple drift]

you probably can

lemme look

into

that

[red hinge]

sidestore is broken on 26.4b2

can't sideload even if i wanted to

[simple drift]

^

or just yk

bag a free cert

like me

[red hinge]

no worky

[simple drift]

uhh

you can get certs for like $3 now

so

https://flarestore.app

these lot seem good

[wind mica]

Hello

anyone knows how to jailbreak with palera1n on computer?

when I run it, it just shows information and returns to % instead of starting the jailbreak

[simple drift]

#jailbreak #palera1n

[slim nova]

👍

🫪

[simple drift]

!t blockota

[fervent dove]

blockota

To block OTA updates, you can install a tvOS beta profile that is specially designed to work on all Apple platforms. This works even without a jailbreak. Note that the profile expires and will stop blocking updates on <t:1801306815:D> (<t:1801306815:R>).

You can re-enable updates by uninstalling this profile in Settings -> General -> Profiles & Device Management.

If you're jailbroken on iOS/iPadOS, you can also install the OTADisabler tweak instead, but note that it is harder to remove while unjailbroken.

If you're jailbroken on tvOS, You can add https://etatv.forcequit.cc/ to your package manager and install Stasis to block OTA updates. If you just have trollstore and not a jailbreak, you can also get Stasis from the github as a .tipa. https://github.com/forcequitOS/Stasis/releases/latest

Added by kitty.#0001 | Used 4,031 times · Feb 3, 2021, 3:16 PM

[slim nova]

@red hinge do you have new wallpapers recommendations

[jagged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-swag-theosw-brain-moving-gif-23012986

[red hinge]

https://stash.cubby.moe/M36iqEdG1ew.gif

[simple drift]

i took this photo

i think it’s kinda cool

[strong flicker]

can we ban jazzy for death wishes?

[gusty gulch]

hey how's the war going

[ashen basin]

bro is so sensitive

[strong flicker]

read the news bro lmfao

[gusty gulch]

the one where 118 little girls were bombed and killed?

or the one where Israel is attacking hospitals again?

[strong flicker]

why am I not surprised you are eating fake news like popcorn

aura drop

[gusty gulch]

everything you don't agree with is fake news

[strong flicker]

no that was actually proven

embarrassing

[gusty gulch]

spice?

source

lol

you mean the Twitter that reported from an unnamed telegram channel?

or the pic where it shows snowcap mountains in the back ground when the school is no where near snow cap mountains

or where people think Iran doesn't have school on Saturdays?

gotta love how people keep on falling for the same tricks Everytime

[strong flicker]

Getting too political in here, don't want to break any rules

[gusty gulch]

bro your pfp is considered political

[strong flicker]

it's a fucking person

[ashen basin]

was

[simple drift]

son

[chilly bear]

wdym

he's on the island rn

[icy beacon]

what was the previous exploit used for socket

and did it bloat your tweak storage

[ashen basin]

whats up

[dense zinc]

hiii

[simple drift]

hi

[ashen basin]

hi

[chilly bear]

no

my throat hurts.

[ashen basin]

im grinding nuggets in firered rn

killing this stupid fish over and over

[gusty gulch]

wjat

[thick tapir]

i lowkey js give up atp. im not doing 17 assignments in 16 minutes

[gusty gulch]

I have work tomorrow 😭

[ashen basin]

F

[gusty gulch]

I took the next week off tho

PTO

I love my life

[thick tapir]

i had to work 2-9 today

[gusty gulch]

gonna go furniture and house shopping

[thick tapir]

thankful im not fulltime cuz no way im working 2-11

[ashen basin]

Oooo nice

[gusty gulch]

we were gonna go to vegas

and then we changed it to Joshua tree but

we're just gonna save money to move in in april

[ashen basin]

Ahhh well that’s fair

[thick tapir]

it goes on and on and the records spinning

[coarse wedge]

whatd he do

[slim nova]

What if i

Allowed my shit to do independent thinking without prompts

[thick tapir]

what

[thick tapir]

myshit would be a cool name for a shitposting (literal or not) focused myspace clone

[slim nova]

I'm making ai slop

Foundational ai slop

[thick tapir]

for what purpose

[slim nova]

Research

[thick tapir]

wtf how did you know the name of my porn folder?

[winter meadow]

What

[thick tapir]

What

[winter meadow]

Ok now understandable

[thick tapir]

1 letter bro

[winter meadow]

Trump I love u

Two days without school

[thick tapir]

bro is in iraq?

is your name misinformation?

[winter meadow]

What 😭

I’ve been hearing explosions since sunrise

[thick tapir]

are you?

[winter meadow]

No

[thick tapir]

wtf

[fervent dove]

@tall mauve's timezone is Asia/Damascus 🇸🇾
It is currently 10:15 AM +03

[thick tapir]

where are the bombs then

[winter meadow]

Israeli air defence above us

Thats it

lol

[ashen basin]

Damn

[untold helm]

I think they were racist idk

[brave marten]

so i have a 7th gen ipad, its stuck in recovery, i can update and fix it but i want to be on ios 18 not 18.7 Is there any actual way to update to unsigned ipsw? im pretty sure its on 17

[bright jolt]

I’ve been seeing jailbreak on iPhone os 26.1 is it posible to do it on iPhone 17?

[terse dome]

you've either seen an iPhone on a VM or a prototype iPhone

jailbreaking normal iPhone 17 cannot be done

[half compass]

https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/charles-j-k-totem-of-undying

My new favorite texture pack

[regal kraken]

how to download

can any one can teach me

[half compass]

!t guide

[fervent dove]

Hey @regal kraken, have a look at this!

guide

Complete guide to iOS and tvOS modification, from stock to jailbroken

Added by eric#1997 | Used 2,962 times · Dec 21, 2020, 11:23 PM

[fervent dove]

Hey @regal kraken, have a look at this!

support

Please keep support or jailbreak related messages in #jailbreak, thank you!

Added by stkc#8018 | Used 4,688 times · Jun 8, 2021, 2:25 AM

[regal kraken]

can any one one can guide me

[half compass]

click the link

[regal kraken]

can i pm u sir?

26.3 is ios version so its not available??

[half compass]

yes

yes to it not being available

not yes to dming me

[regal kraken]

so i cant DL the spof?

[half compass]

no stop trying to cheat in mobile games

[regal kraken]

huh?

[half compass]

bro left

[polar python]

can i pm u sir?

[winter meadow]

can i pm u sir?

[half compass]

@teal bramble saar your api is down i cant goon help

[polar python]

@teal bramble foid ai down sir

[half compass]

W goons

please i need to goon

[ocean apex]

Hey guys can palera1n work on iOS 16.7.10 iPhone 8?

[fervent dove]

Hey @ocean apex, have a look at this!

support

Please keep support or jailbreak related messages in #jailbreak, thank you!

Added by stkc#8018 | Used 4,689 times · Jun 8, 2021, 2:25 AM

[hushed sage]

hello together, I bought a iphone 12pro with IOS 16.6.1 and want to jb it now.. Which JB can I use?

[half compass]

https://ios.cfw.guide/installing-nathanlr/

[fervent dove]

Hey @hushed sage, have a look at this!

support

Please keep support or jailbreak related messages in #jailbreak, thank you!

Added by stkc#8018 | Used 4,690 times · Jun 8, 2021, 2:25 AM

[drowsy wasp]

@untold helm speaker upgrade again to a M2 16”

Try it out

It sounds extremely clear

[hushed sage]

thanks, I will try out, no computer needed, great^^

[half compass]

it's not a full jailbreak so you might have issues with some tweaks

but 90% should work just fine

[hushed sage]

only need it for Pokemon Go spooferpro tbh^^

[half compass]

probably won't work

[hushed sage]

it works as I can see in the spooferpro chat

they told me NathanLR

[half compass]

then try it and see

[hushed sage]

do you have experiences with that? Cause they mentioned it works

[half compass]

i dont cheat in mobile games

so idk

it was an assumption

[hushed sage]

ah ok thanks!

[worthy garden]

I cheat on girls.

[slim nova]

ASSHOLE

[worthy garden]

don’t pretend like you haven’t.

[proven moss]

Guys do you agree

AI could be revolutionary

[winter meadow]

No

[slim nova]

no

[proven moss]

If it weren't for the companies using it fo....

[proven moss]

Lemme finish

It did the same thing the internet did here at least

It bridged the gap between cultures

In theory

[winter meadow]

AI main use is venting and its a bad companion for that it or porn

[proven moss]

Fair

I mean I don't like ai

Its just an observation I made

Lowkey I love how you can double click to go into full-screen in emulators

Instead of having to tab out

[rich dune]

@ruby copper gm, how’s your mc story mode stuff going

[worthy garden]

@ruby copper gm, how’s your mc story mode stuff going

[rich dune]

can i call you a slur

[proven moss]

https://youtu.be/-TlYoVsW5ko?si=NINDUtOaEBOHXEN5

[worthy garden]

via dms.

[bright harness]

is it true iPad 12th gen will be annouced on 4th march and be for sale by 12th march? and will be the same price as 11th gen

[winter meadow]

No spoilers?

Fuck

[molten lance]

Is it possible to use the UV sensor on the Galaxy Note Edge without enabling location service?

Location service no longer works on Android 4 but the S Health app still force me to enable the service and tried to locate me in order to use the UV sensor

[chrome peak]

i think you have to let it go

[winter meadow]

Ask on legacy jailbreak

Some people there are very knowledgeable about androids idk

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ritz-balls-tonic-chud-gif-7646274624776689547

[half compass]

lies

[chilly bear]

no

uh

um

maybe

we could happen

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/ביבי-bibi-נתניהו-netanyahu-benjamin-netanyahu-gif-2770171947895639908

[chilly bear]

~<

[chrome peak]

theres literally an android server...

[half compass]

🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ OPPONENT PACE DETECTED ONSCREEN 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ MATCH AT RISK 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ BREAK KEYBOARD IMMEDIATELY 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ ͏

[slim nova]

https://imgur.com/mYUyHze

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle job?

[terse dome]

@muted shuttle job? 🥺

[coarse ginkgo]

fr

[winter meadow]

@muted shuttle job? :pleading_apple:

Wat

[coarse shard]

How tf would you fit the internals for that 😭

[chrome peak]

idk

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/700284218428883015/1477968058436943874/20260302_105655.jpg?ex=69a6b084&is=69a55f04&hm=0510a5389659ac0536bf107af11405dd331c9594cc377919fbe277077778f075&

[calm kraken]

Battery drain on latest iOS is crazy

[worthy garden]

Hi

[true plover]

Yoooo

Appole

[coarse ginkgo]

@spark gale where the m5 ultra macbook

i know you know stuff about it

[true plover]

Rt

[coarse ginkgo]

dont hide it from us twin

[true plover]

I’ll give you

$5

Faive dollah

[onyx urchin]

iPhone 17 poor edition

[coarse ginkgo]

oh, so the 17e is just what the 16e shouldve been

noted

[sonic jasper]

iPhone 17 india edition

[coarse ginkgo]

@velvet zenith

[pure kelp]

e

[coarse ginkgo]

fact check this

[true plover]

Intel management engine

[bright harness]

can someone answer?

[oblique crag]

so if I upgrade from i15 pro to 17e it will be a downgrade right

[teal bramble]

are u fucking joking i bought an ipad air m3 not even a month ago

💔

[true plover]

[coarse ginkgo]

nobody knows twin

[sonic jasper]

👍

[coarse ginkgo]

just wait for the event

[coarse breach]

LOL 17E STILL HAS THE NOTCH

[charred ridge]

Still no product red :((

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Hi where is the m5 pro/max MacBook Pro

[true plover]

Fr

Need

[bitter dagger]

There are not event ?

[teal bramble]

oh my god bro

[true plover]

[oblique crag]

i need to run local llms for cheap!!

[true plover]

Ewaste

[bright harness]

oh

[coarse breach]

But MagSafe!

[sonic jasper]

Apple dropped it

[true plover]

So sad

They want us to have aids

💔🥀

[pliant shadow]

THE CAMERA IM CRINE

[bitter dagger]

Just iPhone 17E and iPadm4 ?
No cheap MacBook other MacBook Pro m5 max.. 🫤

[sonic jasper]

looks like the 16e bc there’s barely a difference

[charred ridge]

I'm hoping that it will be back one day (Getting delusional)

[chilly comet]

NO DYNAMIC ISLAND ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[pliant shadow]

ipad air m4 chip tho...

[red hinge]

because externally it is just the 16e

tbh i think the 16e is at brilliant value right now

[coarse ginkgo]

buy nintendo switch for 130, install a modchip for free (came with switch when i bought it, just wasnt installed), sell for 150

mr business

[primal peak]

Profit of $20

[sonic jasper]

my fav color ✌️ 😔

[charred ridge]

Same ;-;

[red hinge]

we'll have to wait for WWDC to see any new hardwares

[dark crater]

Bro iPhone 17e is still using the notch😭🙏

[red hinge]

or the september event

[chilly comet]

Double the storage is good and MagSafe is good

[chilly comet]

EXACTLY

[sonic jasper]

old ass tech (using a iPhone 11 Pro and it’s on life support)

[charred ridge]

I honestly have no need to upgrade since I'm using a 16 pro rn, just want the red colour on the phone instead of just using a case ;-;

[primal peak]

I’m one of the few people who actually prefer the notch so I might get this

[sonic jasper]

[coarse ginkgo]

i hope they dont flop with the 18 Pro max, so i can upgrade from my 16 pro

[sturdy spire]

bro i mean if they added atlest the iphone 13 pro display (so that it can have 120 hz) i dont mind but bro they aint even changed it

[chilly comet]

I kinda need upgrade since im on the iPhone SE 2020

[red hinge]

get android then

[coarse ginkgo]

its supposed to be a "cheap" daily driver

[sonic jasper]

upgrade now

[sturdy spire]

600 bucks

[charred ridge]

I mean, if you do then go for it

[coarse ginkgo]

if you get a granny this, she wont care if its 60hz or 120hz

[sturdy spire]

are we deadass

[true plover]

Fr

[chilly comet]

Nevermind your right to be honest

I will say the wallpapers are really cool

[prisma tundra]

only ipad air and iphone 17e? damn

[true plover]

I just feel like we could fit way more up here

So much wasted space

[split tiger]

other than the a19 chip, an older generation pro model like the 13p would still be a reasonable choice

[red hinge]

im looking towards a 15 pro this end of year

[sonic jasper]

fr

[red hinge]

need the telephoto lens and there's not many affordable options

[true plover]

Especially with the Dynamic Island

[misty sparrow]

we are still plastering apple intelligence on the device customisation screen apple 😭 WHY PLASTER APPLE INTELLIGENCE WHEN SIRI 2.0 AINT READY 💀

[odd cargo]

17e is kinda a good deal lol

[sturdy spire]

nuh uh

[chilly comet]

Am I the only one who’s happy about the double base storage

[charred ridge]

Cuz Idk, incompetent?

[teal bramble]

mmwave 🤤

sorry

[sturdy spire]

just buy android at this point

[odd cargo]

256gb, A19, magsafe, what else does an average 40-90 year old need

[coarse ginkgo]

fr bruh

[charred ridge]

My goal when iOS 18 is at eol

[odd cargo]

you can keep that ewaste for urself

[true plover]

Apple Intelligence

[unkempt moon]

Should I wait for the new iPad Air to drop or just get the m3

[true plover]

:3

[coarse ginkgo]

:3

[odd cargo]

also 17E will have amazing battery

[charred ridge]

:3

[misty sparrow]

Apple Unintelligent :)

[sturdy spire]

hey you dont know vivo

[coarse ginkgo]

i know youre a boykisser

[odd cargo]

mf i know vivo

[sturdy spire]

so?

[true plover]

Oh I love men

[odd cargo]

Vivo x200 pro

[true plover]

I love men so much

[coarse ginkgo]

thats kinda gay

[odd cargo]

nobody is buying it in europe

[true plover]

Rt

[charred ridge]

What?

[sturdy spire]

eh i got vivo x100s and iphone 14 pro

[odd cargo]

because 95% of people buy it with phone contract

[narrow crown]

im kinda gay but only kinda

[true plover]

Just wished I could say the slur here but 1984 🥀💔

[winter meadow]

Ty

[true plover]

I love men

[charred ridge]

Hell nah

[coarse ginkgo]

which one

[red hinge]

you're a tgirl, you're gay by default

[charred ridge]

Crazy

[odd cargo]

Vivo doesnt sell their phones in Phone stores

automatically making them niche

[true plover]

Crazy?

I was

[coarse ginkgo]

say it, dont be shy

[narrow crown]

ur kinda right im in my straight era tho

[true plover]

Crazy once

[chilly comet]

[misty sparrow]

so wheres the A18 Pro MacBooks I would find that ALOT more interesting than the 17e ill be fr

[coarse ginkgo]

they locked me in a room

[sturdy spire]

bro who needs this

[true plover]

A rubber with with rats

[narrow crown]

they dont want u to know but u can say dyke in here

[true plover]

And rats

Make me crazy

[coarse ginkgo]

crazy ?

[chilly comet]

Maybe it’ll be the a19 pro

[coarse ginkgo]

i was crazy once

[odd cargo]

Vivo wants to reach average consumer, not tech geeks ffs

[winter meadow]

If u like girls does that make u lesbian or straight?

[true plover]

They locked me I nanrokm

Room

BHCHHTBTKGUHTU

[versed sun]

600mbps download and 20mbps upload

[odd cargo]

Tech geeks are the worst consumers for companies

[true plover]

Ads by Google

[misty sparrow]

it would be very interesting bc I think the A17 Pro chip was barely surpassing M1? is that right?

[narrow crown]

lesbian im into men lately tho

[bleak plume]

Hi Chat

[misty sparrow]

so A17 Pro or Higher

[true plover]

Bi with extra steps

[charred ridge]

This whole gender thing is confusing me so much

[narrow crown]

its not that hard

[chilly comet]

Also if the new base iPad is getting the A18 chip then wouldn’t they update the iPad mini so it has a better chipset?

[true plover]

Literally

[odd cargo]

i wonder how much new macbook gonna cost

i hope 600 euros

[misty sparrow]

tru

[narrow crown]

im a girl i be fucking dudes lately. sometimes i am into girls. not that complicated

[charred ridge]

Your kidneys

[true plover]

Mmmm

Kid knees

[spark sluice]

your soul

[charred ridge]

Bi?

[odd cargo]

im currently using a chromebook 😭

[narrow crown]

pan idk. hard to put a label on it

[charred ridge]

My condolences 😔

[misty sparrow]

well if its cheaper I hope my workplace picks up on it bc as an IT Admin for a highschool with big age gaps this might be good tbh

[narrow crown]

i like who i like when i like them

[spark sluice]

thats pan

[misty sparrow]

Fahhh

[charred ridge]

Ok then

[chilly comet]

Im gonna save up for the 17e because I don’t care too much about 120 hz and Dynamic Island i just cared about them adding MagSafe

[half compass]

@rich dune https://theapplewiki.com/wiki/Keys:SkySeed_19A5281h_(iPhone9,3)

dev 15.0b2 iboot/sep/llb/ibss/ibec keys

[spark sluice]

iphone 17e

the e stands for even more dogshit

[odd cargo]

60% battery health

[half compass]

if you need them

[narrow crown]

no but its like fluid. i thought i was mostly lesbian for a while now im mostly straight

[misty sparrow]

I mean a phones a phone right? u js need it for what socials, texting and calling rlly and other apps u may need

[charred ridge]

It's on life support atp

[odd cargo]

i can get 3-4h of battery,

[misty sparrow]

js ur pref based if u like android or apple

[odd cargo]

its a windows laptop actually, but it runs so dogshit with this battery

that i gotta use chrome os

[spark sluice]

uhhhhhhh you just invented being fluidsexual or smth idk

[narrow crown]

and thats why i say its hard to put a label on

[odd cargo]

40mins of battery life, and the timer starts immediately when you unplug it from the wall

[charred ridge]

Which is why I'm confused

[odd cargo]

even if you turn it off

[spark sluice]

brother just start a gofundme atp

[narrow crown]

how are you still confused i just explained it all

[odd cargo]

Nobody is giving me money for a new computer

[misty sparrow]

anyones opinions on this person here hahah

https://x.com/ihateapplee?s=21

I Hate Apple (@iHateApplee) on X

We despise everything Apple touches.
Slave-lab-built, overpriced, anti-consumer, repair-proof garbage.
Exposing the cult daily.
iSheep tears fuels us.
She/Her

X

[odd cargo]

🚬

[half compass]

smoking gun???

[misty sparrow]

been on my x feed for a while

[outer tundra]

I mean

[half compass]

@chilly bear

[outer tundra]

it's true

lol

[simple drift]

🚬🔫

i have been summoned

[spark sluice]

based actually

[half compass]

🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ OPPONENT PACE DETECTED ONSCREEN 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ MATCH AT RISK 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ BREAK KEYBOARD IMMEDIATELY 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ ͏

[charred ridge]

Well, not confused on your gender rn but what I meant is that I cannot identify everyone equally

[odd cargo]

ok guys im on a timer

20% left

[spark sluice]

i fucking hate apple

[crimson fjord]

Wow

[narrow crown]

wdym identify everyone equally

[crimson fjord]

So Apple released nothing of value

[simple drift]

🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ OPPONENT PACE DETECTED ONSCREEN 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ MATCH AT RISK 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ BREAK KEYBOARD IMMEDIATELY 🚨 📢 ⚠️ ❗ ͏

[tranquil marlin]

basically

[misty sparrow]

the generational leap, now make that account lol

[versed sun]

When could iPhones be rooted?

[odd cargo]

for rich person yes

[crimson fjord]

?

[misty sparrow]

android?

[chilly comet]

Recently my dad fixed my iPad Pro m1 but he forgot the fix the front camera and didn’t fixed the shattered camera on the back, I had 512gb of storage and I put videos to watch when there’s no internet and it’s hasn’t reached 256gb at all so I can sync videos to the iPhone as well now.

[odd cargo]

this apple event is focused on people on a budget

[tranquil marlin]

i feel like with some sort of new shit for mac or macbook maybe it would be more of value

[spark sluice]

which is why my next phone will be a pixel unless its a hand me down lmao

[odd cargo]

17e, macbook a18

[crimson fjord]

Uh pal

[versed sun]

How would Apple Music know the device is rooted?

[crimson fjord]

The 17e is NOT budget

[narrow crown]

i dont hate apple but its clear that they are just phoning it in to make more money (like most corporations these days). they act like they dont gotta earn our dollars

[crimson fjord]

In ANY way

[charred ridge]

I mean, I know the basic but that's about it ;-;

[odd cargo]

apple considers it budget

i know its overprice

[misty sparrow]

Apple Music is available on android and u have a way to tell if a device is rooted on android

so im assuming its android

[odd cargo]

but in apple terms its considered budget

[crimson fjord]

Yeah so don’t call it what it isn’t, who cares what Apple calls it

It still isn’t

[spark sluice]

im on a budget but trust me id rather buy an old samsung flagship than a fucking

[crimson fjord]

The SE was budget

[spark sluice]

17e

600$ is mental

[crimson fjord]

$600 for what you’re getting is an outright robbery in 2026

[spark sluice]

anything above 350-400$ is NOT budget

[odd cargo]

i would choose 17e over s23u

s23u has such shit battery

[crimson fjord]

I’d just pick up a 15 pro 💀💀💀

[true plover]

[odd cargo]

only thing i care from my phone nowadays is battery

[true plover]

It’s Android you goober

[chilly comet]

I really wanna upgrade to the 17e because I don’t like my se 2 too much

[crimson fjord]

An infinitely better phone

[odd cargo]

5h of sot 🫴 (on wifi)

[misty sparrow]

switch to pixel atp

lol

[odd cargo]

i got 14 pro max lol

[narrow crown]

ur better off buying a used base model phone

[misty sparrow]

(saying this off a 17PM 😭)

[crimson fjord]

I’m so confused why battery is your main talking point (also not true)

[crimson fjord]

.

[odd cargo]

Pixels are so bad

they offer such shit value

[chilly comet]

I’d pick the 17e because you get longer software support, I do not care about 120hz and a Dynamic Island

[spark sluice]

i will find you actually

[odd cargo]

the cpu is ass

battery is ass

[crimson fjord]

Lowkey the 17e just makes the 17 look so much better in value and it was ALREADY better

[odd cargo]

the build quality is ass

only the software

[misty sparrow]

the only reason I would get one would be for a dev perspective

[odd cargo]

you know that in europe 17e is 600 euros, and 17 is 1000

[chilly comet]

Only main reason why I wanna upgrade is for longer software support

[spark sluice]

thats the point of the e series lol

offer a shit value product to make the other shit value product look way better

[misty sparrow]

and get the dev releases to make apps for ot

[odd cargo]

so 400 euro difference

[spark sluice]

known tactic

iphones lately have been a dumpster fire

[odd cargo]

17e was made to be given for free with contracts

[misty sparrow]

Apple has updated their YT page w product videos now

[slim nova]

nOOO

[spark sluice]

the 14 and onwards is just falling off a cliff

[slim nova]

THIS MAKES MY M4 PRO OBSOLETE

[crimson fjord]

1 camera 120hz is something you’ll never want to lose once you have it, extremely dated design with no Dynamic Island and pretty thick bezels, no camera control, and all for the low low price of $600 usd

It’s such terrible value that the jokes write themselves

[odd cargo]

sybau with 120hz

please

[spark sluice]

the 17e genuinely looks like my 13 from the front

[odd cargo]

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT 120hz

for fuck sake

i got it turned off

on my 14 pro max

such a useless fucking feature

[spark sluice]

thats just you brother

that is

[narrow crown]

software support is kinda out the window. they r still supporting the iphone 11. from before covid. u have nothing to worry about buying a modern base model phone

[spark sluice]

JUST you

[odd cargo]

nahh

[crimson fjord]

Yeah that’s just you lmao

[spark sluice]

you have the worst takes of everyone ive seen here

[odd cargo]

i know shitloads people who arent tech geeks

who turn it off

[spark sluice]

genuinely

[odd cargo]

for battery savings

[winter meadow]

Dynamic island is a cool thing to have but not a deal breaker if its job existent

[crimson fjord]

120hz is objectively better, it halves input latency

[odd cargo]

now dynamic island

that is useful

[spark sluice]

i switched on my desktop from 60 to 120 to 165 and i can NEVER go back

[crimson fjord]

Yk it literally doesn’t even make ur battery better right

[odd cargo]

wouldn't switch to a phone without one

[spark sluice]

this has to be ragebait

this HAS to be ragebait

[crimson fjord]

Pro motion saves u battery by going under 60hz when you need to

You’re forcing it to run at 60hz all the time instead

[misty sparrow]

I mean dynamic refresh rate exists, goes down to 1Hz so either way,

[crimson fjord]

Ts flaccid ahh take wtf is ts ragebait

[misty sparrow]

yeah

[chilly comet]

Im just gonna save for 15 pro though for now, because 120hz is kinda cool

[spark sluice]

100%

[odd cargo]

Still, when you turn on low power mode

[narrow crown]

i have successfully convinced this user not to buy a 17e

win

[odd cargo]

you cant make the iPhone work on 120hz on low power mode

[winter meadow]

I wanna daily drive a SE 3 tbh

[odd cargo]

do it

[crimson fjord]

Also the budget MacBook hasn’t been confirmed, announced or released from what I can see

[odd cargo]

ik

[winter meadow]

I can’t find a one

[odd cargo]

but it suppose to come out

from the leaks

[crimson fjord]

So literally it’s jus a shit ahh phone and a regular iPad update

[spark sluice]

True

[odd cargo]

ive seen one for 60 euros

mint

[crimson fjord]

Well done apple

[chilly comet]

Only thing they actually changed was MagSafe, and a stupid pink option so they could attract those tiktokers

[foggy lion]

are they revealing more

[odd cargo]

17e has its user base

[hazy anchor]

Literally why would anyone get the 17e 😭

[chilly comet]

Why not literally any other color

[crimson fjord]

It legit doesn’t

[misty sparrow]

omg im a tiktok girly I want a pink iphone!!1!!1!1

[odd cargo]

cheapest way to get an iPhone from a phone store

[crimson fjord]

An older flagship is better in every measurable way

[hazy anchor]

U can get an iPhone 16 for the same price no?

[crimson fjord]

Including price

[odd cargo]

The reason why iPhone 17E exist is to be sold in phone stores, and carriers.

[odd cargo]

nope

[misty sparrow]

atp u are better off getting a phone off fb marketplace