general

[ruby copper]

ai slop

[ashen basin]

fr

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet Lmao I just found out the Wii shop channel VC titles that my Wii had all this time were pirated

[ruby copper]

bro uninstall iOS 80

Uninstalled

IOS

stupid autocorrect

[narrow crown]

cant believe they named iOS after IOS

[ruby copper]

fr

[untold helm]

I was setting up a different piracy thing and it turns out the Wii shop games I had for when I was a “Wii” little child were pirated

[thick tapir]

i was lowkey thinking abt joining the military but maybe now isnt the right time yk

[untold helm]

I wasn’t the one originally modded the Wii so

No I’m saying the Wii I’ve had was modded by my dad like literally since I was a child

It was only really snes/nes/gen emulators and like the 3 pirated vc games

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/ביבי-bibi-נתניהו-netanyahu-benjamin-netanyahu-gif-2770171947895639908

[untold helm]

Or at least that’s the extent I remember before I redid everything

[ruby copper]

Is this ai or why did he say that

[untold helm]

Wait that means the rock band DLC was probably pirated too

[polar python]

it’s real and he said it to nebula

[narrow crown]

its never the right time to support us imperialism

[untold helm]

I know that’s gonna be a absolute bitch to reinstall

[gusty gulch]

it's never the right time

[polar python]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith @muted shuttle @ruby copper Yall gotta see this shit

[gusty gulch]

so true bestie

[half compass]

67

[ruby copper]

Can't believe in 8 days it's actually 67 days ago

That's like 1/6th of the year already done

[polar python]

Then I will report you to Aaron for impersonating me

[simple drift]

oh

[frosty grail]

damn guess the ecg algorithm and me have a lot more in common than i thought

[dense valve]

Politics channel for member edition/one and up only

[ruby copper]

that won't work

[gusty gulch]

yes

[half compass]

@chilly bear smoking gun

[dense valve]

proof?

[gusty gulch]

it's fucking hot i'm melting

[charred oar]

Can anyone be private for a few minutes?

[ruby copper]

The (part of) reason it got deleted was cuz of a member who definitely was member one and above

[dense valve]

I know

But

[half compass]

free cameren

[dense valve]

still

[ruby copper]

fr

[dense valve]

fr

free cameren

[gusty gulch]

there was also another person starting shit that is still here and still starting shit

[teal bramble]

swiss franc

(fr)

[ruby copper]

I don't think he would even rejoin maybe

[ruby copper]

France

[half compass]

the goodest goy of them all

[dense valve]

must be maxine

[ruby copper]

Who

[gusty gulch]

I think he's actually Israeli

[teal bramble]

never utter this ever ever again.

[half compass]

_ _

[polar python]

Fr how is she not banned yet

[half compass]

has to be

[ruby copper]

Fr

[half compass]

no way he aint

[ashen basin]

unishiz

[gusty gulch]

some asshole I was arguing with this morning who kept attacking me and spouting Israeli propaganda

[teal bramble]

oh he is israeli greek

lmao

[half compass]

no lol

the israel flag is there for comedic effect

[ruby copper]

Israeli geek

[ashen basin]

mf has a pfp of a mf whose name is blocked from the server and always comes in here with some bullshit

[half compass]

he isn't actually israeli

[ruby copper]

isreek

[low mortar]

I just just have really really pronounced sinus arrhythmia

[gusty gulch]

Charlie

[low mortar]

and low p waves

but not absent p waves

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752411958061301800/1273206239525863464/caption-2-2.gif

[gusty gulch]

kirkie

[ruby copper]

I need to record muffin sleeping for shep

[gusty gulch]

oh so just a good goy then

[ruby copper]

Muffin is just never home

I think he sleeps outside

Muffin prob gets more play than 95% of this server unironically

[gusty gulch]

I told stick to buy me a hat that says goyim

[half compass]

my blanket

[gusty gulch]

gonna spill ketchup on the side of his neck

sorry hot sauce

I am mexican

[half compass]

put salsa

[gusty gulch]

chips and salsa sound so good

[half compass]

kirk and salsa

[narrow crown]

fuhh chips and salsa

[gusty gulch]

my favorite place is an hour away do I make the drive

[ruby copper]

dipping chips in Kirk neck sauce

😋

[narrow crown]

an hour is a long way to go

[gusty gulch]

yum

[gusty gulch]

it's bomb ass chips and salsa tho

[half compass]

no it's not 😭

[gusty gulch]

19 miles away

37 mins

[half compass]

how is an hour long

[narrow crown]

an hour means a two hours round trip. for a appetizer

[half compass]

i would do that

worth it

[ashen basin]

Did that last night

[teal bramble]

What ?

i got some Swiss francs

they fire asf

[ruby copper]

He's been asking for it since like a month ago

[narrow crown]

mayb its just cuz i live in nyc. like. an hour is how long it takes to get to the other side of the city

[gusty gulch]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVNklwZiLED/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== @low mortar me rn

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[gusty gulch]

it is worth it I think

[half compass]

thats in like every crowded city

[gusty gulch]

I might I might

gas prices are going up might as well go and fill up

while it's still cheap

[red hinge]

that's normal

[half compass]

gas is so cheap for me

[red hinge]

i spent around 50 minutes cycling just to get to the middle of the city

[velvet zenith]

@sweet thicket @polar python

🚬 🔫

[half compass]

@chilly bear @chilly bear @chilly bear @chilly bear @chilly bear @chilly bear @chilly bear @chilly bear

@chilly bear

@chilly bear

[narrow crown]

i live in upper manhattan. do u understand how ridiculous it would be for me to go to brooklyn just for salsa

[velvet zenith]

They got the trains

[narrow crown]

theres gotta be like 10 mexican places within a 10 minutes walk tho

[red hinge]

why

simply why

[half compass]

cuz its nyc

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[half compass]

every ethnicity lives there

[narrow crown]

why what

[red hinge]

why would you go to brooklyn just to get mexican food

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn 1. Device-specific timezone misconfiguration — java.util.TimeZone.getDefault() returns whatever the Android device reports. Some OEMs (especially with auto-timezone from carriers) are known to set incorrect
timezones. This would explain why it works for you in EST but breaks for specific users.

[wicked surge]

i hear there are a lot of aisan women there

[velvet zenith]

Would never have an issue on ios

[narrow crown]

see thats exactly the point i am trying to illustrate. going an hour for salsa is ridiculous

[velvet zenith]

Yeah but is it good salsa

And are there good places near you

[half compass]

exactly

[red hinge]

i drive an hour just to buy cigarettes so you're not that far fetched actually

[half compass]

???

[velvet zenith]

🚬

[half compass]

excuse me what

[narrow crown]

your nearest gas station is an hour away??

[red hinge]

nah, i get them good stuff

not the typical cigs

[half compass]

[polar python]

@desert cairn Hi https://x.com/huggingmodels/status/2027594070214979833?s=46

Hugging Models (@HuggingModels)

Uncensored version of moonshotai/Kimi-K2.5 created with abliteration.

Link: https://t.co/DIFf9s9WYV

X · Feb 28, 2026, 3:57 AM

[half compass]

its all the same bru

[red hinge]

its not

[wicked surge]

@polar python

hi joe

[half compass]

you're still getting cancer

[narrow crown]

at the end of the day tobacco is tobacco bru

[red hinge]

i mean fair

clove cigs is banned for you guys

[half compass]

driving an hour for cigarettes is beyond me

[red hinge]

actually i lied its more like 40m

[wicked surge]

how dare you smoke!

[half compass]

idk wtf that is

[wicked surge]

cancer sticks

[narrow crown]

i aint even the one smoking??

i smoke a lotta weed but i only use tobacco like twice a month

[red hinge]

i try to keep myself away from smoking most of the time now

[red hinge]

idk which is worse

[narrow crown]

definitely tobacco

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/smokey-the-bear-only-you-can-prevent-forrest-fires-only-you-gif-7462631815248849989

[half compass]

yeah fr

tobacco is way worse than weed

[red hinge]

fr

[half compass]

it's banned here for some reason

i think you can go to prison for like

5 years

[gusty gulch]

it's amazing salsa

[half compass]

for having weed on you

[gusty gulch]

legit can eat it all

[carmine elk]

2nd is a 5th gen

[narrow crown]

wild its literally just a flower

[carmine elk]

Font

[half compass]

yeah fr

[untold helm]

And 4th

I would know because I took the picture

[thick tapir]

need money + life experience + gotta run it till i die

[red hinge]

and tobacco is just leaves

countries be banning the most beautiful part of a tree

[half compass]

yea but its cancer leaves

[low mortar]

hey the green party is doing insane things over here

like its acutally insane

[red hinge]

cancer flowers and cancer leaves

[half compass]

weed doesn't cause cancer

[red hinge]

it does :/

[half compass]

lies

[low mortar]

what cancer does it cause

[narrow crown]

the us government will force you to aid in ethnic cleansing, then if you end up a disabled veteran they will not even help you

[half compass]

ball cancer

[low mortar]

good

[narrow crown]

inhaling smoke cannot possibly be good for you but weed smoke sure is better than tobacco smoke

weed is just not researched enough tbh esp bc it is still federally illegal in the us

[velvet imp]

sucks

[low mortar]

also because big pharma

[gritty current]

im selling an iphone XS max on iOS 12 silver 512gb model if anyone is interested please send me a message!

[keen juniper]

(resending) im having a problem with my iphone 4
it just gets frozen at the apple logo and never boots into recovery or ios, is there any way to fix it?

[red hinge]

im interested, for $10 can you send it to me

[gritty current]

get outta here with ur trolls

[narrow crown]

go to legacyjailbreak discord they will be able to help

[narrow crown]

15 final offer

[gritty current]

frl stop trolling

looking for legit sales!

[red hinge]

it doesn't even worth anything if i trade in

$20 final price

im being very generous

[gritty current]

yeah im done

u frl trolling me rn

yall have a great day!

[coral fog]

i'd trust it

[red hinge]

lmao truth

i think they upgraded from 32gb to 64gb now

[velvet imp]

do 2tb micro sds even exist

[red hinge]

so for 2 bucks, even getting a 32gb card is honestly a steal

[simple drift]

totally trustwortly

[ruby copper]

Even a 64GB microsd for $2 is goated, why would they lie

[red hinge]

they do

[simple drift]

yae

yea

but theyre super expensive

[velvet imp]

Cause I have a 1 tb one

[red hinge]

actually the max of SDXC

[coral fog]

yes

https://a.co/d/082GNhX0

[velvet imp]

400$

😭

[red hinge]

wait a few years

there won't be a larger sd card

[ruby copper]

@velvet imp @coral fog Hiii

[velvet imp]

I feel like even then there’s better storage mediums than microsd

[coral fog]

hi

[red hinge]

for the job that micro sd cards usually do, no

[desert cairn]

👀

[velvet imp]

Actually yeah

[velvet imp]

hai

[red hinge]

i just wish it be more stable tbh

[gusty gulch]

wdym

[red hinge]

my 64GB sd card died after 3 months of usage

[low mortar]

like

they got a new leader last year

and theyre starting to do realy good in elections

[chrome peak]

h

[low mortar]

the green party are winning in polls and winning in by-elections in seats that were never thought possible

[half compass]

we need to invent portable nands

[simple drift]

so is reform...

unfortunately

[simple drift]

thats called an ssd

[half compass]

no that's not what i mean

[half compass]

i mean like actually portable

[low mortar]

who fucking cares honestly

[half compass]

like sd card style

[simple drift]

uk politics arent real

[low mortar]

reform might be doing well but the party that came last last election beat them

Have you seen teh quote "If you add green and labour together reform lost terribly"

a labour politician said that

and its been taken out of context a bit because people are saying "if you add my bank balance and elon musks together im the richest man alive"

[red hinge]

i support Sir Oink A-Lot

[simple drift]

hmm

[simple drift]

hmmmmmmmm

[low mortar]

but the point of the message is that even though reform did well, the left wing parties still destroyed them completely

[simple drift]

praying we get a green government in 2029

[low mortar]

24,344 vs 10,578

sure we might suck at tactical voting

but that was the full quote

reform are just the new conservative

and conservative are just the new ukip

thats all thats happened

[simple drift]

hm

[low mortar]

fucking 706 for consertatives

granted this was manchester

[teal bramble]

why do uk politics exist

uk is a shithole country anyway

green or not

[simple drift]

yikes

[simple drift]

i dont want to be here

[teal bramble]

Js leave bruh

[low mortar]

Reform have reported the green party to the police for voter fraud

its hilarious

they're such fucking bad losers

https://x.com/adamndsmith/status/2027283274024857944?s=46

Adam Smith (@adamndsmith)

X · Feb 27, 2026, 7:22 AM

[simple drift]

lmao

[low mortar]

tell me someone who was featured in best dressed of glastonbury 2013 shouldnt be a green party politician

[simple drift]

wdym

[low mortar]

Labour Politician: Epstein Files
Reform Politician: Sex Pest
Green Party: Best Dressed at Glastonbury

[low mortar]

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2013/jul/01/glastonbury-2013-best-dressed-in-pictures

the green mp who won was in this article

[simple drift]

trainpal pulled a xbox app and sent a test notification publicly lmao

[low mortar]

dont know how its been dug out

but its now on her wikipedia page

[simple drift]

i see

[low mortar]

I would love to see a green UK next election

[simple drift]

bro id be so happy

[low mortar]

if only the bbc would give them some fucking air time

[simple drift]

whats going on with tha

t

that

[dense valve]

something to do with the model idk

fakedeviceinfo fixes it

[gusty gulch]

we need more mamdani here

AOC turned out to be such a disappointment

I hope mamdani doesn't end up the same

[simple drift]

i cant wait for danny brown concert next month

[low mortar]

the bbc is incredibly incredibly biased towards reform

[simple drift]

pluh

[low mortar]

because the bbc know that the majority of their viewer base is reform voters

[simple drift]

sux

[low mortar]

Zia Yusuf is on the question time panel constantly

[untold helm]

Over here it’s a either shit painted red or piss colored blue and there’s no real choice otherwise

“Democracy” my ass

[low mortar]

and hes on Laura Kuenssberg every fucking sunday

and its just fucking ridiculous

[hasty jungle]

gm amy

[low mortar]

Zia isnt even an elected MP

hes just a token guy in a far right party

[red hinge]

this is so much of a joke i love it

[simple drift]

what the FUCK is this

[low mortar]

he calls himself the shadow home secretary which is so fucking funny. I know the terms "Shadow" dont actually have an official meaning but traditionally they have meant the leaders of policy from the elected MP of the opposition

Zia calls himself the Shadow Home Secretary

• Reform arent the lead opposition party
• Zia isnt an elected MP

[dense valve]

do not full screen the vphone

[low mortar]

gm!

[untold helm]

“Audiophiles” would probably pay $500 for this OS unironically and spit bullshit why

[simple drift]

i updated to the beta…

[red hinge]

https://www.ap-linux.com/ Audiophile Linux - based on Arch, this distro claims to deliver you the best audio quality ever, far surpassing Windows and macOS

its free though

[untold helm]

18+🔴1

That equals 19

[simple drift]

I DONT HAVE A CREDIT CARD

[untold helm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[simple drift]

fuck my chud life

[low mortar]

is there not another way

[simple drift]

no

wait

never mind

theres an id option

i trust apple with my id

[low mortar]

i was gonna say, apple have their own id verify solution

[red hinge]

i also updated to the beta, why is there no age verification bro

[simple drift]

why does it say WLAN

is this a china thing

[low mortar]

because your country or state do not require it yet

[red hinge]

chinese iphone

im aware

i live in better country

[low mortar]

but why-

[untold helm]

Because that’s the exact bullshit Nintendo would do

[simple drift]

ok apple knows im 18 now

[tame rock]

It’s so bullshit that the ds didn’t allow gameboy carts and only gba carts

[harsh jungle]

How come I still cannot send images here?

[low mortar]

@alpine chasm I dont think my 24 hour ecg will show anything interesting tbh

I honesty dont think I had a single interesting episode during that time

[untold helm]

Whi*ename

[tame rock]

Whitename

[low mortar]

and I'm just gonna be stuck in limbo for a hot while

[harsh jungle]

I've been here since August 2025

[red hinge]

i love chinese iphones because of dual physical sim

[simple drift]

thats annoying

[low mortar]

its kind of expected

[red hinge]

so if i want to use a second phone, plop and done

[low mortar]

I honestly wish I could wear it for like 2 weeks or smth

[simple drift]

would that ever be possible

[low mortar]

from my GP, probably not. from a cardiologist, maybe

[simple drift]

hm

[low mortar]

but referrals to a cardiologist

[teal bramble]

what is this

what is this for

😭😭😭😭

[simple drift]

so i can USE my PHONE NORMALLY

[low mortar]

my gp might just keep doing 24 hour ones every month or whatever

[teal bramble]

oh

Lmao

[teal bramble]

and

like

[simple drift]

i cant even like turn off some screen time stuff

[low mortar]

my carrier lets me generate multiple sim cards for the same plan

[teal bramble]

Lol?????

😭😭😭😭

[low mortar]

so I have multiiple esims pulling from the same number

[teal bramble]

what features r restricted now

[red hinge]

isn't sim cloning illegal

[wide canyon]

frW

[low mortar]

no?

[teal bramble]

no

they’re not the same eccid

[simple drift]

you cant turn off the thing that scans for cp in imessage but idc abt that

[teal bramble]

they’re just linked to the same plan

[low mortar]

^

its like when you put your sim in your apple watch

[teal bramble]

yeah

[red hinge]

so you can have a bunch of numbers for only one plan

[low mortar]

its not the same but its the same

[simple drift]

for some reason i couldnt even change fucking extentions in safari

[teal bramble]

different sim same plan

[red hinge]

where can i sign up

[low mortar]

its the same number

[teal bramble]

yes

[low mortar]

same phone number

different sim numbers

[low mortar]

idk ask your carrier

i dont even think my carrier knows i do it

[teal bramble]

do they say how they scan the content aswell

[simple drift]

no

ik

idk

probably

[low mortar]

I just abuse the apple watch enrol flow

[simple drift]

im not sure

[low mortar]

theyre supposed to only let you do it for watches but they dont verify that the device you're setting up is a watch

[untold helm]

Your phone provider is probably like “why does this lady have like 50 fucking cellular Apple Watches”

[red hinge]

enhanced ECG

you won't get it

[polar python]

my 50 claude agents need their own apple watch

[ruby copper]

opsec

[polar python]

it is crucial we track their heart rates

[ruby copper]

They're AI llms they do not have one!

[polar python]

if a claude’s heart rate gets too high we take it out back and shoot it and replace it

can’t have a stressed out ai working on my codebase

[red hinge]

both my carriers support cloning the sim card for apple watches

good but i don't own apple watch

[polar python]

technically clawdbot has a heart beat

[ruby copper]

Hoe

[desert cairn]

broooo i wish the US had this standard

[ruby copper]

How

[polar python]

aka just pinging it every hour and wasting tokens

[desert cairn]

google fi uses it but :/

[ruby copper]

fr

[polar python]

“Hey do you have anything to do”

[low mortar]

Does the US let you use unlimited data without speed caps / tether throttles yet

[teal bramble]

cortisol too high

[desert cairn]

not tether

[low mortar]

Fake ass country

[desert cairn]

i dont think i have a speed cap on normal data

my previous plan did

[low mortar]

I checked my sim contract yesterday

[untold helm]

Hotspots there is a limit
data itself on the device I have not seen throttling

[red hinge]

yall have restrictions on tethering?

[teal bramble]

im supposed to have a “speed cap” but my carrier just dont gaf

[ruby copper]

Me

[red hinge]

imagine

[low mortar]

Only in the US

[simple drift]

fr

[low mortar]

Land of the fucking free

[teal bramble]

i can go 1000mbps and above fine

[low mortar]

Fucking losers

[teal bramble]

supposed to be capped to 300mbps

[red hinge]

land of the free yet HOA, ICE, ADHD, whatever bother you every day

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[rich dune]

@split nimbus

[teal bramble]

adhd

[ruby copper]

adhd?

[teal bramble]

im crine

[red hinge]

sorry i meant IRS

not ADHD

[polar python]

5g is a scam i don’t need more than this on mobile

[red hinge]

:/

[polar python]

imma just disable it and save battery

does that even matter on the c1

[teal bramble]

5GE is literally just 4G+

[polar python]

or n1 idk which the air uses

[polar python]

i know

i have 5g off

[teal bramble]

why

[untold helm]

Actually we can’t fuck free, because gay people are gay or something

[simple drift]

i cannot wait for grand theft auto 6

[polar python]

cuz i had a automation to do it in LPM but it bugged out and i’ve been in lte for the past like day

and i didn’t even notice

[ruby copper]

Not happening

World war 3 will happen before gta 6

[simple drift]

i might get a new phone case mine is so insanely yellow

[half compass]

literally never happening

[teal bramble]

lol idiot

[half compass]

17.0 got a jailbreak before gta 6

[polar python]

get apple or dbrand they don’t yellow

[red hinge]

for some reason upload shit itself on 5G for me

[teal bramble]

semi jb*

[red hinge]

also the abysmal speed is because of 1 bar 5G

[ruby copper]

as long as it allows for tweaks why r we being racist on jailbreaks

[red hinge]

yea get android

[simple drift]

can someone link the guide to set up the virtual iphone i wanna mess with it

[red hinge]

unified platform

no more racism

[untold helm]

Livecontainer has tweak support

[teal bramble]

https://www.speedtest.net/result/i/6981252560

[red hinge]

https://vphoneos.com/index

[teal bramble]

swisscom capped me

many sad

[red hinge]

probably this

idk

:/

[simple drift]

this is NOT it

[teal bramble]

jailbreakist

[polar python]

zug

[simple drift]

son

[red hinge]

zug

[simple drift]

Zug

[wide canyon]

will this work in india

[red hinge]

it works everywhere

[half compass]

it will work especially in india

[red hinge]

have fun

[teal bramble]

https://www.speedtest.net/result/i/6981253612

germany could never do ts on 2 bars

[teal bramble]

zug

[polar python]

cydia india edition

[red hinge]

i'd test my 2nd carrier but i don't have an active data plan on it

[half compass]

we need a new compression alg

[red hinge]

:/

[half compass]

gz is slop

xz is slop

[ruby copper]

@teal bramble gn cc @red hinge @half compass @polar python

[simple drift]

xip

[half compass]

zip is especially slop

[simple drift]

zip

[latent ledge]

hello

[red hinge]

windows lzx

[teal bramble]

i feel honored

Good night

[simple drift]

nah bro

dmg

[half compass]

gn

[red hinge]

i feel honored, pookie

[latent ledge]

just .iso 2.0

[red hinge]

good night

i hope you wake up to acatto calling you the r word

[untold helm]

cydindia

[simple drift]

https://www.speedtest.net/result/i/6981254950

5g

[red hinge]

bro's carrier is 3

[simple drift]

AMAZING upload speed three

[simple drift]

yes

[red hinge]

what city is Reading btw

😭

[simple drift]

3.co.uk

[teal bramble]

.z

[simple drift]

it’s pronounced like the past tense too

[wicked surge]

i wanna cydia naked

[red hinge]

this is what i got on full bar 5G

again i don't know why upload is fucked

[half compass]

i buy the grapes

no sir you cant buy individual grapes

i buy the grapes

[untold helm]

Full bar 4G, it was like 40-60 majority of the test

[simple drift]

why are you buying clothes at the soup store

[rich dune]

mammoth

[teal bramble]

im like in the middle of nowhere and im connected to n78

well im close to bern but

still ina very rural village

[untold helm]

Tried again, 3 bars 4g this time

[teal bramble]

oooo

[untold helm]

Web based one, not the app

[red hinge]

2 bar 4G

[rich dune]

@half compass wym "😭" just wait till 19.4

trust

[untold helm]

Probably getting throttled because I’m using the website instead of the app

[half compass]

mammoth is probably slop too

[red hinge]

it should only affect once you go past 100mbps

which you're not

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-this-shit-gif-14035982

[pale ember]

Bro my Snapchat works on iPhone 7 with ios 15 and jailbreak but not my iPhone X with ios 16

[half compass]

they literally added it then removed it

[teal bramble]

https://www.speedtest.net/result/i/6981258445

maybe joseph was right

2 bar 4G

[red hinge]

what does this mean?

[rich dune]

accidental leak

define slop

[polar python]

Thanks

[red hinge]

iphone cellular fucking sucks

how the fuck is it not only me that's getting abysmal upload

[desert cairn]

thats just how LTE works

[teal bramble]

np

[polar python]

I will make omni cellular that automatically turns on 5g using ai when it is actually worth the battery loss

[desert cairn]

and 5G NSA

5G SA still suffers from the upload issues for some reason

i blame carrier laziness, probably

[teal bramble]

there is no SA towers in switzerland

[polar python]

crazy names

[teal bramble]

idk why theyre not deploying it

[red hinge]

i get unified 100mbps on my old android

on LTE

[desert cairn]

is it a qualcomm modem

maybe the low speeds is a qualcomm thing

[red hinge]

yes

[desert cairn]

oh idk then

[polar python]

I LOVE APPLE C1

[desert cairn]

my android got the same speeds my iphone gets

[teal bramble]

I LOVE APPLE C1

[compact cobalt]

CALL OF DUTY: IRAN WARFARE

[wicked surge]

i love you too

[polar python]

iphone air is the official phone of twinks (proven by sam altman)

[rich dune]

iphone air is the official phone of twinks (proven by sam altman)

[teal bramble]

i still dont get why they didnt put apple c1 in the 17 series

[compact cobalt]

Sam is 100% a femboy

[teal bramble]

thank you fren

[rich dune]

slop

[untold helm]

Tried again on request desktop and somehow that doubled the speed
Full bars 4g

[rich dune]

c1 is sloooop

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cute-cat-cat-head-shake-cat-dance-gif-11870941339088082028

[teal bramble]

how

[half compass]

oh my god dude

there's no way

are there apple private keys in every single nonui build

😭😭

[desert cairn]

what is ts guy talking about

[teal bramble]

what is ts guy talking about

[red hinge]

im boiling stuff up for breakfast

[chilly bear]

yea but proto devices use a different keypair so it doesn't matter

[desert cairn]

what is it for

[chilly bear]

sorry i made that up

[half compass]

the ones in folders are the only ones i could actually get both the full cert chain and private key for

[desert cairn]

great

what is it for

[simple drift]

how the fuck do you install idevicerestore on mac

[desert cairn]

limd-build.sh

have fun

[simple drift]

i did

[half compass]

idk which are valid

there is one valid for dev fused t1 and dev fused s1/s1p

[simple drift]

no restore

[desert cairn]

lol

inshallah we will have prod keys

[half compass]

one day.

[desert cairn]

strange

[half compass]

download any nonui build and look under /System/Library/AccessoryUpdaterBundles/AppleEmbeddedAccessoryUpdater.bundle/AppleEmbeddedAccessoryUpdater

free private keys

[simple drift]

yeah

[desert cairn]

how do u know theyre for t1 and whatever

[half compass]

the name

[simple drift]

i do not want to reboot

[half compass]

and constraints

[desert cairn]

those r so ancient i doubt apple cares

[half compass]

prolly

idk if there's private keys in modern nonui builds

[desert cairn]

wait what the hell is t1

[half compass]

i only checked ancient ones

[half compass]

macbook security chip

[desert cairn]

i thought they jumped to t2

[half compass]

it's what came before t2

[desert cairn]

wtf

[half compass]

nah

some have t1

[desert cairn]

2018 and newer are t2

The Apple T1 chip was exclusively featured in 2016 and 2017 MacBook Pro models with the Touch Bar. It was used to manage the Touch ID sensorTouch Bar display, and secure enclave.

[half compass]

yea they're pretty old all things considered

[livid trench]

Hi, I'm looking for help from someone who knows how to change their Facebook number. It's sending codes to a number that isn't even in my information. I've already changed everything, but it's still sending codes to that number.

[half compass]

dev fused S1/S1p is pretty cool tho

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-swag-theosw-brain-moving-gif-23012986

[leaden rover]

I have an iPhone 7 running iOS 15 (the latest version) and I would like to bypass iCloud so I don't have to repeat the process. Can you help me?

[half compass]

i signed my own apticket with the skank secure boot cert earlier just for fun

[livid trench]

I'm Brazilian, that's why my English is bad.

[simple drift]

benjamin

[half compass]

@ornate latch Saar

[leaden rover]

I have an iPhone 7 running iOS 15 (the latest version) and I would like to bypass iCloud so I don't have to repeat the process. Can you help me?

[simple drift]

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

Hey @leaden rover, have a look at this!

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,580 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[simple drift]

no

[leaden rover]

Thx

[livid trench]

Can he help me with my problem?

[half compass]

yes dm him

[polar python]

@desert cairn @muted shuttle @ruby copper

[livid trench]

Ok thank tou

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1476962094376026192/pcfTzaDh.gif

[split nimbus]

this is an exciting year

[untold helm]

GTA6?

[teal bramble]

fuck is happening in march & april

😭

[half compass]

who the fuck is khamenei

is that indian for the kirk

[solar salmon]

Lmao nah it was the iranian dictator

[half compass]

oh

good for him

[red hinge]

benjamin netanyahu

[polar python]

.

[half compass]

who deleted that

it's not even politics

[simple drift]

minecraft legacy console edition's ps3 source code leaked fully

this is actually crazy

[half compass]

tss source code will leak this year

inshallah ☝️

[desert cairn]

log5j

[half compass]

ong

it would be so peak

[simple drift]

thumbnailTest1280.png

thumbnailTest256.png

alphaTest.png

thumbnailTest128.png

thumbnailTest64.png

[untold helm]

Who leaked it and where is it so I can avoid this leak

[simple drift]

ill dm u

[untold helm]

What TU is it

[half compass]

@desert cairn they removed the private keys in 12.0 nonui

[split nimbus]

where to download

[half compass]

its over

[chilly bear]

/var/lib/docker/volumes/winapps_data/_data/data.img

[desert cairn]

what if they added it back later

[rich dune]

Seed will be found in next 2 weeks trust

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1340736740159127583/bounce.gif

[chilly bear]

i can send u the link

[split nimbus]

yes

[half compass]

there's still full cert chains

but no private keys

might be the case

doubt but

[untold helm]

What title update/version is it?

[teal bramble]

iranian supreme leader

he dead

[chilly bear]

download it and find out!

i mean don't

[untold helm]

I can’t rn

[chilly bear]

that would be illegal

[teal bramble]

whys ts in cpp

im dead

[simple drift]

pluh

[simple drift]

so is bedrock edition

[chilly bear]

cuz that's what minecraft is

[simple drift]

minecraft is cpp or java

[teal bramble]

:/

[chilly bear]

there's also ccp edition

[teal bramble]

?

[muted shuttle]

67

[jaunty garnet]

how do i discover new music

without a streaming service

[desert cairn]

lastfm

[half compass]

piracy

[versed sun]

Professional upstairs neighbor

[jaunty garnet]

how do i use lastfm with evermusic and iina

[desert cairn]

👍

[jaunty garnet]

[untold helm]

What is going on in this image

[untold helm]

Pirate music manually

Like a real Blackbeard

[jaunty garnet]

i did before but it was only for 400 songs

and it took so long

[chilly bear]

https://publicrecords.copyright.gov/advanced-search?page_number=1&parent_query={"operator_type":"AND","column_name":"keyword","type_of_query":"phrase","query":"*"}&records_per_page=10&sort_field="representative_date"&sort_order="desc"&type_of_work="music"&model=""

[jaunty garnet]

???

[untold helm]

Via like torrenting?

[jaunty garnet]

website.

and it just downloaded from yt

so im just doing that directly

[untold helm]

Usually best to find one of the artists discography and selecting the songs/albums i want

[muted shuttle]

saw cool bmw z3 today. in blue. looked cool.

[untold helm]

And then bulk fix some metadata if there’s any issues with mp3tag

[chilly bear]

new music

[tame rock]

Minecraft ps3

[untold helm]

We know

Scroll up

[tame rock]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-bomb-explosion-boom-gif-18347534567261621962

[tame rock]

Is the version recent?

[split nimbus]

https://x.com/khamenei_ir/status/2023710290102071364?s=46&t=6ncg-QvoIf51PSl0QMXLcA

Khamenei.ir (@khamenei_ir)

The US President has said that for 47 years, the United States hasn't been able to eliminate the Islamic Republic. That is a good confession. I say, " You, too, will not be able to do this."

X · Feb 17, 2026, 10:45 AM

[half compass]

bru

[muted shuttle]

mods

[half compass]

same energy tho

[teal bramble]

he hasnt been posting ever since

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[teal bramble]

i got some swiss francs fren

wanna see

[half compass]

wait is he really dead tho

[teal bramble]

yes

[half compass]

is there any source

[teal bramble]

fox news

[half compass]

besides the orange man

yea

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/fortnite/status/2027745735576588296?s=46

Fortnite (@Fortnite)

Today’s forecast? Cloudy, with a 99% chance of rocket landings and loading screen rewards. Power Hour starts at 3:30pm ET!

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 28, 2026, 2:00 PM

[teal bramble]

he appaaaarently got assassinated by mossad

probably

assassinated in some way

[untold helm]

Land of @strong flicker also confirmed it
No confirmation from Iran itself tho

[half compass]

yeah that's what im saying it

they're denying it?

weird as fuck

god knows

[teal bramble]

many franc

[half compass]

weird fucking language

[untold helm]

Secret underground bunker city

[half compass]

"growing signs"

is he dead or not bro 😭

[teal bramble]

probably

[split nimbus]

YEAH

[split nimbus]

WAOW!!!!

RICH ACATTO

[split nimbus]

yeah bro he dead .. 💀

[half compass]

wikipedia isnt saying he's dead so i'm not buying it

[teal bramble]

i also have euro but its all 20s

[split nimbus]

they haven’t updated it yet but trump confirmed he dead

☠️

[ashen basin]

There is no way

[split nimbus]

u should get 500 euro bill ( rare )

[teal bramble]

euro looks so much worse than francs

[teal bramble]

i think i do have one

theyre not rare u just gotta ask banks for it

[odd saddle]

is there any way to remove an icloud lock from a 6s??

[teal bramble]

u cant get it from atms

[teal bramble]

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

Hey @odd saddle, have a look at this!

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,581 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[split nimbus]

Maldives money

[teal bramble]

FISH

[versed sun]

Loud enough speaker?

[teal bramble]

ts is 55€

[split nimbus]

very beautiful money

[teal bramble]

they do look pretty swag

[untold helm]

Us and isreal say he is

Iran hasn’t confirmed it

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Yo did you hand in your application

[muted shuttle]

Yea

I did actually

[velvet zenith]

Good youre not getting a job there

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1471994147828400219/image0.gif

[untold helm]

Like I said there’s nothing stopping him from living in a underground bunker with a ds emulator like bin Laden

[split nimbus]

WHERE

[muted shuttle]

Ummm

A local store....

[split nimbus]

WAOW!!!

kfc?

[teal bramble]

atleast ur getting employed

[split nimbus]

now u need application freen ..

[half compass]

real

this is whats probably happening

[split nimbus]

BROTHER HE IS DEAD

https://tenor.com/view/ewok-paploo-dance-ds-lego-gif-195723209256836056

[teal bramble]

i am good on money

[split nimbus]

this is better for the world now that he gone.

trump got confirmed picture of him @half compass

[half compass]

i am not buying what trump is saying

bro is probably playing cs go in his bunker

[coarse ginkgo]

[untold helm]

Same person who said the Epstein files didn’t exist btw

[half compass]

yea fr

[split nimbus]

the ayatollah is hiding on Epstein island

[ornate latch]

it won't change much if he dies anyways

there's people exactly like him that will be on charge after him

[half compass]

yea they'll probably just get a new dictator

i still think bro is doing the osama bin laden method

and is in a bunker

[split nimbus]

Will Putin be next

[untold helm]

There’s a user I’m friends with on discord that’s from Iran

[ornate latch]

no

[untold helm]

Hopefully they will be okay

[untold helm]

No because trump is trying to hit

[half compass]

maybe they are khamanei bru

you never know

[ornate latch]

Fr bro

Bin Laden used to play CS:GO with random people

[half compass]

you can truly never know

bro was probably cracked at it too

[untold helm]

He had wild world on a ds emulator

[teal bramble]

i can confirm he was good

[untold helm]

(The FBI fucked up and we don’t have a save)

[ornate latch]

you were Bin Laden's wife btw

[teal bramble]

correct

@ornate latch im going to zurich tomorrow

[ornate latch]

Ok

[half compass]

Ok

[teal bramble]

You know EXACTLY why

❤️‍🩹

[half compass]

W synchronization

[ornate latch]

what are you even going to do at a Swiss university

[teal bramble]

pose

[half compass]

steal their private keys irl

[teal bramble]

glup

[ornate latch]

he's gonna invade their datacenters and steal their LiteLLM server

[teal bramble]

yep

[half compass]

no

[teal bramble]

true romania method

[half compass]

he will become the server

[ornate latch]

he already is

[teal bramble]

litellm down

[half compass]

he will turn into a cyborg

[ornate latch]

he's a clanker

[half compass]

that steals api keys

[teal bramble]

man autists have good fiction

[half compass]

its the new method

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847

[simple drift]

stolen

smh

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1162814714972229762/1462258260051624077/togif.gif

[worthy garden]

hi

[teal bramble]

shalom

what even is ur pfp

oh

[toxic zinc]

@hexed lily please tell trump to stop bombing iran

were getting dragged into ur orange hair fuck fest for no reason

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b2/db/58/b2db582bca68aa776ebc4d8ba25a96c1.gif

[half compass]

The image shows a person wearing a black and white striped long-sleeved shirt. Here is a breakdown of the details:

Clothing: The shirt features horizontal "jailbird" or "breton" style stripes and a black crew neck collar. It has a slightly oversized or relaxed fit.

Accessories: The person is wearing a thin black cord necklace with a small, reddish-pink heart-shaped pendant.

Setting: It appears to be a casual, indoor setting (likely a bedroom), with dark fabric (possibly bedding or pants) and a white surface visible in the background.

Vibe: The aesthetic leans toward "e-girl/e-boy," grunge, or alt-fashion, which has been popular in digital subcultures for quite a while.

The photo is taken from a high angle, looking down at the torso and arm, creating a candid, "selfie-style" perspective.

[jaunty garnet]

thank you claude

[half compass]

its gemini

[jaunty garnet]

[hexed lily]

Banned, politics

[simple drift]

japan is turning footsteps into electricity

[half compass]

japan is living in 2067

[simple drift]

ok i actually have seeders now

[half compass]

try seed 67

[teal bramble]

GEMINI

[spring wren]

20 what

67?

https://tenor.com/view/sixseven-six-seven-six-seve-67-gif-14143337669032958349

[half compass]

67

[toxic zinc]

ur friend is being bombed and he’s banning me on discord for politics

these fake friends is crazy

[half compass]

.

[teal bramble]

i cannot

[jaunty garnet]

Why can't you?

[acoustic plaza]

i cannot

[teal bramble]

Can you elaborate?

[hexed lily]

I don’t have friends

[teal bramble]

yea u do

all of us are ur friends

[untold helm]

I wonder what he voted

[raven pine]

arent these polls the ones that cost money to vote on them

[half compass]

Hello Jeffery,

I am reaching out to you with regards to your recent 23andMe order #740-627542-142810.

Our shipment warehouse specially reviews large orders for compliance with the 23andMe Terms of Service. So that I may prioritize the release of your order through this review process, please reply to this message with the intended use of the kits in your recent purchase.

[split nimbus]

Hello Jeffery,

I am reaching out to you with regards to your recent 23andMe order #740-627542-142810.

Our shipment warehouse specially reviews large orders for compliance with the 23andMe Terms of Service. So that I may prioritize the release of your order through this review process, please reply to this message with the intended use of the kits in your recent purchase.

[untold helm]

Trump and Epstein need to find out if they are related to eachother before they fucked

[winter meadow]

fuck trump

[half compass]

thank you kim

[simple drift]

https://giphy.com/gifs/airball-harpergif-hpgif-R9S0EE64Tl2tc8psRG

[split nimbus]

WTF

[chilly bear]

@half compass how does speedrunning work again

i forgot

[half compass]

piglin

[thick tapir]

i genuinely find it so funny i can email my whole school at once

[frosty grail]

<@&558709886397972481> 🐳🐳🐳

[frosty grail]

true

[vocal plinth]

So true I forgot I was in a conspiracy subreddit

[frosty grail]

conspiracy subreddits are fun

[simple drift]

chat do we reckon its a good idea to update to 26.3 from 15.7.4 yet

[frosty grail]

cuz they get so caught up in narratives

[simple drift]

is it still poo

[untold helm]

Facebook ones are even funnier

[vocal plinth]

So true I love hearing the wacky ass ones that come out of the blue moons tho

[thick tapir]

me omw to email the whole fucking students group

[frosty grail]

my favorites how theyre still hyperfixated on the clintons being in the files when the bigger issue is epsteins used by the mossad to bankroll pedos into power worldwide and blackmail them into complying

[vocal plinth]

But her emails and pizzagate

[untold helm]

Ur a movie character bro

[thick tapir]

wtf does that even mean

[vocal plinth]

Main character syndrome

[frosty grail]

also the fact that epstein is probably the only one we're aware of + theres probably way more

[untold helm]

There is a common movie trope/stereotype in high school movies typically where a character would accidentally message the entire school something bad

[frosty grail]

dude's ego made him sloppy and ended up getting caught

[jaunty garnet]

i think my school also has this

[vocal plinth]

Yeah he put himself in so much limelight so he got caught

[thick tapir]

i was thinking about messaging something foul because i didnt think it would work 😭

[winter meadow]

anytime

[jaunty garnet]

kim can i have a byd

[thick tapir]

google lets u put restrictions on who can send to a group and i thought my school would do that 😭

[thick tapir]

test it

[jaunty garnet]

no

[thick tapir]

why

[vocal plinth]

Wrong world leader

[jaunty garnet]

dangerous,

[thick tapir]

my school didnt care they were lowkey glad i told them 😭

[jaunty garnet]

wang is NOT a world leader

[vocal plinth]

Who tf is wang

You asked Kim

His country doesn’t produce BYD

So wrong world leader

[split nimbus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1110084105040822353/1174358255980527658/image_2023-06-27_195252568.gif

[quaint ginkgo]

I’m buying a 2021 M1 Pro MBP, is it worth 50 dollars more for a 10 core over an 8 core

[split nimbus]

Yes

[thick tapir]

stg why do i need to know ts

how would i ever remember this

first try wtf 🥱

[elfin zephyr]

could anyone please decrypt an encrypted ipa file?

[wild osprey]

No

[elfin zephyr]

[wild osprey]

Encrypted IPAs are tied to one Apple Account

[elfin zephyr]

ah

[wild osprey]

The only person who can decrypt it is the owner of said Apple Account, on one of their devices

[elfin zephyr]

so i’d have to jailbreak and decrypt it manually