general

[vernal stag]

If you meant a mouse, then it doesn't work. And also I don't have super-tart, I have vphone-cli

[polar python]

does cmd h work

[vernal stag]

Still not

[polar python]

if you connect to trollvnc right click should work in macos screen sharing app

[winter meadow]

Can I have the Keto + shit on my acc

[vernal stag]

It worked!!

[polar python]

🫡

[polar python]

why

[winter meadow]

Why not

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-axolotl-meme-ai-ai-slop-gif-320631449476692671

i think its set up to give u premium for free if u use it in ketocord/omni server

if ur tryna use image gen or something

[signal hazel]

https://www.pcguide.com/deals/amazon-drops-powerful-rtx-5080-13900kf-gaming-pc-with-64gb-ddr5-ram-to-its-lowest-price-ever/

bargain

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-game-king-of-fighters-rage-dog-rage-gif-5674385715536437650

[carmine elk]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRaAma7Q/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[carmine elk]

@fervent dove look it’s u

[jovial plover]

Why i cant download apps on ios 11

[unkempt scroll]

its old

[ruby copper]

wtfis vphone-cli

oh

its vibe coded

[rich dune]

@ruby copper higm

[red hinge]

@ruby copper it was 67 days ago

[ruby copper]

@red hinge is it worth it to knox trip my SM-T580 I got recently

[winter meadow]

Is armv7 vphone a thing

[coarse shard]

palera1n is palera1n

[red hinge]

worthless piece of fuck

i mean

yea do it

[coarse shard]

old ass shit

[rich dune]

@ruby copper it was -1 day ago

[errant pumice]

yo anyone wanna be admin in my realm

its money realm lot of builds lot of kits lot of things

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/176362550311518208/1477282409547436185/GomHChlXQAAZyOl.png?ex=69a431f5&is=69a2e075&hm=c98d53591053e4745dc19510bdc3993a3e9153911d3e1cf1335e12fb9290b31a&

the patent btw is basically a system to brainwash people with ads where youre forced to declare your love for the company in the ad to be allowed to skip it. the parent even depicts a man screaming "McDonalds!" in excitement

[errant pumice]

fym

[carmine elk]

I’ve heard abt that shit on telegram

Gonna try it tbh

[terse dome]

it doesnt even have the display

😭

slow ass latency vnc is what you get

[chilly bear]

why dont humans have an ass tongue

seems like a missed opportunity ngl

[rich dune]

❓

[chilly bear]

yk

like for cleaning and moisturization

not with taste buds obviously

also don't google ass tongue you WONT find what you're looking for

[thick tapir]

holy pull

sm t580 the goat

[true plover]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xUAoN7/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[fallen pelican]

twelve thousand and seven hundred calls of duty points

[silk viper]

Damn son

[fallen pelican]

I discovered a niche method

[silk viper]

Wtf

Bo7

[fallen pelican]

huh

[silk viper]

Black ops7

[fallen pelican]

si

[raven pine]

the iphone x came out 9 years ago

[fallen pelican]

did you not know

[silk viper]

I remember my mom drove me to the apple store to buy it lol

[silk viper]

Nope

[fallen pelican]

is good

[silk viper]

True

[fallen pelican]

outside of ai assets it's really good

but that doesn't affect gameplay

it's mostly calling cards that are ai

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Hi

[ruby copper]

frcoal

[terse dome]

@ruby copper im going to archive my 26.1 and install 26.3

!

[orchid viper]

i m acustic

[terse dome]

(holy fuck xz is so slow)

[ruby copper]

boring

install iOS 18

the issue is no vphone components exist on any 18.x cloudos

[terse dome]

so then wtf

[ruby copper]

use vphone 26.0 kernel with ios 18

surely itll work

patch a few things here and there

[winter meadow]

Ari real

Ty Trump no school tomorrow

[terse dome]

oh it got to the sparse bits and now its going brrr

[ruby copper]

what did he do

[terse dome]

ok

[winter meadow]

Launch a stupid military operation

I can see israel from my school lol

[ruby copper]

@terse dome plxtss-new.tar in my dm when

I need to restore my vphone with plxtss

[orchid viper]

I CANT RUN ANY APPS ON MY MAC BCUZ OF MACOS 26.4

[ruby copper]

Ok

its a beta

[terse dome]

do you need to

[ruby copper]

Yes

[terse dome]

oh

[ruby copper]

I need it just like I need water and food

[orchid viper]

how can i downgrade

[terse dome]

ill consider it

[ruby copper]

@terse dome bro we should figure out a checkm8 payload that puts in plxtss certs

[terse dome]

[orchid viper]

i just wanna play mine craft

[ruby copper]

I sent u mineektss as well.

[winter meadow]

Armv7 vphone eta wen

[terse dome]

i got it working on avpbooter

!

[terse dome]

yeah and u have old plxtss

!

[ruby copper]

well clearly there are no vphone armv7 components

[ruby copper]

yeah but thats boring

[terse dome]

man

[orchid viper]

bro tell me how to downgrade i wanna play minecraft

[ruby copper]

what mac do u have

[orchid viper]

:(

[orchid viper]

apple silicon m1

[ruby copper]

you need to wipe your mac to downgrade pretty sure

[orchid viper]

macbook air

[ruby copper]

you need to make an usb installer disk and then boot from that, or dfu restore to latest stable

which is 26.3 atm

dfu restore requires a second machine running linux or macos

usb installer reequires well an usb

[orchid viper]

i cant wipe ma pc

😭

[ruby copper]

well then u can wait until 26.4 stable releases

[winter meadow]

Create them then

[terse dome]

ok finished archiving time to install vphone 26.3 and maybe try to install it with cpfm 00 on the vm

._setProductionMode(false)

[ruby copper]

@terse dome Hey plx.

What do u want in exchange for plxtss

[orchid viper]

thank you pookie :)

[ruby copper]

the new one with updates

I can give uhh

Hm

idk

I can give checkra1n stage2 disassembly for t8000

t7000*

I don't have anything to give sorry

[red hinge]

you called mineek a pookie

now that's something i haven't seen before

[winter meadow]

@ruby copper hi pookie

[ruby copper]

No

[terse dome]

@ruby copper honestly server to server would be cool if you get me components for mineekcloud ill immediately get you it

[ruby copper]

mineekcloud is unfinished and very broken

only login works but logout doesnt work

only way to log out is to restore

[terse dome]

hey i traded plxtss for your broken mineektss

i dont mind

[ruby copper]

fr

[terse dome]

💀

[ruby copper]

Well I will not pursue this trade

Instead I will make mineektssv2

[velvet zenith]

This is what mineekware does to your phones

[terse dome]

i mean you can try but supporting all the components is quite a hard task

[ruby copper]

Yes

So help me

[rich dune]

i don’t see any cons here

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[terse dome]

actually honestly ill probably oss it soon anyways so @ruby copper ill get you it if you actually use it

[ruby copper]

Yes I wanna play around with it

On both real hardware and the vphone

[terse dome]

good enough for me

[ruby copper]

I need to turdus merula plxtss my 6s

[orchid viper]

bcuz i did

[terse dome]

ill probably oss it when i actually get all components

(excl baseband)

[orchid viper]

:)

[fresh flume]

Guys I'm trying to use Uber driver with roothide

I almost succeeded but it tells me.to update my app

It's so annoying

Anyone knows something about this?

Oops wrong channel

Sorry

[carmine elk]

Im crine https://youtu.be/jrcXmGtLyko?si=Q3tD7xj4F52-VBl3

[chilly bear]

probably need to update the app

@half compass fly to 11 indian cities with etihad.

[carmine elk]

tf is cloudos

nope. it’s an entire virtual iporn 16 running on macos

[chilly bear]

the os the vphone runs

hope this helps

phone but v

[carmine elk]

nope. full ios not the Xcode simulator

[chilly bear]

xcode is fake. vphone is real.

[carmine elk]

facts

Modern macos is arm

64

Arm64

Or armv9 on m4 and later

m5 iPad Pro

[chilly bear]

?

[carmine elk]

M4 and later is armv9, m3 and older is armv8

[chilly bear]

but that's still arm64

arm64 doesn't exist

[carmine elk]

yea

[chilly bear]

Outlook bad.

[worthy garden]

Looks bad.

[subtle grove]

i jailbroke my phone and installed like 20 apps then it updated on its own and now none of my apps work

[chilly bear]

HAHA GET PWNED NEWB!!1!1!!1 XDDD (☞⌐▀͡ ͜ʖ͡▀ )☞

[carmine elk]

sadly no. they could atleast let us run macos or linux on iPads as containers tho

[subtle grove]

https://klipy.com/gifs/flight-reacts-flight

[terse dome]

i got 3/4 done downloading an ipsw only to realize i was downloading the wrong one

who applied a steel mallet to my head

[stark spruce]

furryfs

[terse dome]

nebbyfs

(it meows at you on any action)

[stark spruce]

furryfs calls you slurs on any acrion

[carmine elk]

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

Hey @carmine lynx, have a look at this!

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,576 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[carmine elk]

native container has 99% native performance

[carmine elk]

I’ve been using utm w jit on my m5 iPad Pro to run linux (Debian 13 and Ubuntu 18.04, both w gnome shell) and they run quite fine on lightweight apps tho

[true plover]

My bad

[terse dome]

my intelligence is now only as good as a worm

[true plover]

Lies it would think for 20 seconds then error out

[muted shuttle]

what intelligence

[true plover]

Mmmm

Worm

[terse dome]

understandable that you would ask that about yourself

[true plover]

https://tenor.com/view/gummy-worm-slam-dunk-dunking-flashy-bendy-gif-14801232

[terse dome]

@lusty briar happy birthday !!!

[errant pumice]

is there anyone who can built command block, get rid of "player offline" setdisplay

[muted shuttle]

@lusty briar Happy birthday. ...

[muted shuttle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[true plover]

Why is it…. Questionable…..

[lusty briar]

@muted shuttle @terse dome thank youuu

[muted shuttle]

ofc :3

[true plover]

Or with…. Malicious….intent….

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle happy birthday

@lusty briar happy birthday

[narrow crown]

happy birthday lesbian

[ruby copper]

No

[true plover]

@lusty briar happy birthday!

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday

[true plover]

@muted shuttle happy birthday

:D

[carmine elk]

yall https://github.com/Wawona/Wawona

[true plover]

Wayland

Bloatsware

[woven harness]

@muted shuttle happy birthday

[raven pine]

@lusty briar happy birthday

[lusty briar]

thank yall

[raven pine]

what mcflurry is that

[muted shuttle]

despair

and hope idk

[terse dome]

trying what, staying awake?

[raven pine]

no what flavor

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[raven pine]

it looks like a chocolate shake in a mcflurry cup

they should bring back the oreo mcflurry

[ruby copper]

First world problems

[muted shuttle]

what

[old temple]

Wap everyone

[ruby copper]

You're not currently in war, you have food, you have water, you have money ( or well ur parents do )

[old temple]

Wsp*

[half compass]

I buy the grapes

[true plover]

Fr the worst thing she does all day is decide when to wake up

[muted shuttle]

this makes me not suicidal suddenly

thanks

tf are you on about

[terse dome]

hey it's the hardest decision of her life

[true plover]

True

[ruby copper]

Being depressed in a first world country is disrespectful to third world countries I think

[true plover]

Your right

Youre*

[old temple]

Anyways guys i got 5 tickets on jeffery's island who wanna come?

[ruby copper]

At least that's how I felt

[old temple]

5 availables

[ruby copper]

I have everything I need to survive I have no right to be sad

If u look at most people on this planet, they do not

[true plover]

You can still be sad

[half compass]

You should be banned from giving mental health advice

[true plover]

It might just be your autism

[true plover]

Yeah

[ruby copper]

Sorry

It's just how I feel

[true plover]

Just because you live in a first world country doesn’t mean you CANT be sad

[ruby copper]

Maybe that's an issue

[true plover]

😭

[half compass]

This time it is NOT the tism

[ruby copper]

I don't allow myself to be sad

[true plover]

That sounds

Bad

[ruby copper]

It might be idk

[true plover]

You should feel down sometimes

[ruby copper]

I do

[true plover]

Being in a constant state of gaslighting is bad

😭

[half compass]

It’s not bro you were just educated wrong

[ruby copper]

But then I think about people that have it worse than me

[half compass]

Being sad is normal

Being depressed is normal

[true plover]

Yes

It happens

The mind loves to make you feel bad

[ruby copper]

Yeah but idk man it feels kinda weird to complain when ur 100% surviving

[true plover]

Eh

There’s other factors that make you feel sad

[half compass]

Yea fr

[ruby copper]

@half compass eating grapes rn

[true plover]

Also you shouldn’t be “surviving” you should be living

[half compass]

Imagine your entire family died in a house fire

[ruby copper]

No

[half compass]

Would you be sad or not because “you lived”

[ruby copper]

Yeah but does this happen?

[true plover]

Dawg

[half compass]

.

[true plover]

Tf you mean no

[ruby copper]

Ur taking my point to an extreme

[true plover]

😭

[ruby copper]

What I mean is if there are no external factors as well

That's at least what I go by myself

[half compass]

Then depression doesn’t happen br

[ruby copper]

Idk if it actually keeps me happy or if I'm just suppressing my sadness

Whatever's

Whatever*

[ruby copper]

Not really

Depression can begin from nothing

I have first hand experience

[half compass]

It doesn’t

You just aren’t realizing

[ruby copper]

Fym it doesn't

[half compass]

Why it’s happening

[ruby copper]

Ok maybe there's an internal trigger by

[half compass]

Every condition has a cause

[ruby copper]

But

Idk

[half compass]

Yeah probably

[ruby copper]

I feel like as long as I can live I shouldn't complain

@half compass @true plover yeah maybe I shouldn't become a therapist
Sadness is ok I just idk, whenever people complain constantly ( this is not directed at Maxine just saying this happens a lot everywhere ) but those people do live comfortably, idk

Im not denying their issues

Im just saying at least u can live

Whatever I'm gonna make a Minecraft client

[true plover]

You never truly know what a person’s going through

[ruby copper]

Yes that is true

[split nimbus]

wtf the ayatollah is killed

[true plover]

All emotions are valid

[old temple]

Plot twist: 2 cats talking

Crazy

[ruby copper]

Ts is why I shouldn't become a therapist
I sometimes get annoyed when people constantly complain

[true plover]

Like in my case I have a car, a place to live in and some money in my account

But I’m not happy with my current situation

I could be doing better

[ruby copper]

Which is a me issue and I should better myself in that

Thanks for opening my eyes to this

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-swag-theosw-brain-moving-gif-23012986

[rotund glade]

Ok lets hop on now

[true plover]

I’ve been in the dumps recently but I’m trying to make it better for myself

[ruby copper]

I need to find peace with the fact I'm not truly happy and I'm just suppressing my feelings

And only then can I become happier

[split nimbus]

wtf bro are u OK???

[ruby copper]

The first part of becoming happier is understanding why ur not happy

[ruby copper]

Yes

Im fine lol

[true plover]

It will get better twin ❤️‍🩹

[ruby copper]

Idk why I made this about me I'm sorry but I do think you all have a point

Everyone has the right to be sad because a human brain is isolated from each other

You cannot compare others situations with others

Because everyone has their own situations

Idk what I'm even saying atp

@split nimbus Hiii

[split nimbus]

[rotund glade]

what if it goes all left

[true plover]

No it’s ok your emotions are valid

[rotund glade]

i get that

[split nimbus]

HI

[ruby copper]

I need to charge my phone

5% left

[true plover]

lol

What phone

Plx

[terse dome]

@split nimbus did u check to see if u were actually in the odido leaks

i was not !!

[terse dome]

hii

[rotund glade]

what are the odido leaks

[true plover]

How are you

How is the living

[split nimbus]

i am : (

[terse dome]

massive data breach of a telcom operator in the netherlands affecting 1/3 of the population

[split nimbus]

full address bank account everything

[true plover]

In the Whar

[terse dome]

:(((

[split nimbus]

i am cooked

[terse dome]

i am certainly living alright

how goes with you

[true plover]

Dawg what

[true plover]

Pretty good just stuck here at work

My allergies are acting up

[split nimbus]

I AM NEVER GOING TO ODIDO AGAIN

[ruby copper]

Good

[true plover]

😭

[ruby copper]

odido sucks anyway

I have never had it

[true plover]

What even is it

[ruby copper]

But I think it sucks

[true plover]

Food place

?

[ruby copper]

no its an isp

and telecom shit

[true plover]

Oh

Telecom

[ruby copper]

is it even an isp

idk

[true plover]

[split nimbus]

yes

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[split nimbus]

i will now to go

kpn.

[terse dome]

the only telco that comes from nls

!

[split nimbus]

what is nls???

[terse dome]

the netherlands

!

[split nimbus]

netherlands.

oooo

yes!!

[woven harness]

drunk germany

[split nimbus]

are u customer of kpn @terse dome

are u still with odido

[ruby copper]

bro is in the leaks

the files

time to wait for them to release dump 2 and search for mr plx in the files

is it illegal to download a dataleak

[chilly bear]

im gonna claw u

[ruby copper]

not that I would

but

[chilly bear]

...

[split nimbus]

yes dump 3 will contain mr plx

[ruby copper]

hmm

Can you run linux natively on an og nintendo ds

[split nimbus]

need hack

[ruby copper]

I already ran it on my 3ds

[ocean thistle]

just use fastfetch bri

[ruby copper]

idk what all that is

[woven harness]

The results showed that the German students who had consumed alcohol had better Dutch pronunciation, grammar and vocabulary than those who drank water.
https://www.iamexpat.de/lifestyle/lifestyle-news/ig-nobel-prize-winners-prove-germans-speak-foreign-language-better-when-drunk

[ruby copper]

i use windows and macos

[ruby copper]

Hey

This is false

Dutch is not drunk german its the opposite

[woven harness]

it is literally a study

[ruby copper]

Do the study in the opposite direction bro

[woven harness]

prove it wrong

[ruby copper]

Ok

[fresh flume]

@ruby copper can you come DMs I got a question please

It's concerning 3DVersion AppSpoofer

[half compass]

@ruby copper did you see my pings in #jailbreak

from yesterday

.

[sonic crow]

Who was pinging me

[old temple]

Guys wanna see a domain

Nvm i cant send pica

Pics

So sad

[vernal stag]

That's it, the setup is complete. And where is my dynamic island, passcode, and Apple ID?

[toxic breach]

I feel it in my bones and in my ass and in my eyes !!!

[vernal stag]

And how do I get my VM to be detected as an iPhone 16 or at least something else?

[alpine chasm]

128MB thats crazy

[alpine chasm]

Huh

[rich dune]

https://fixupx.com/mirimiri_022/status/2027365251780686227

(ミリ単位) (@mirimiri_022)

#初音ミク

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[toxic breach]

I really want bread. I just remembered that I can order food !!! I met a nice fairy today who told me about her family ...I dont like anyone else. SPEAK ONLY WHEN YOU'RE SPOKEN TO. Kiss my ass motherfuckers !!! 🌹

[vernal stag]

@polar python Can you help me? dynamic island, apple id and passcode do not work for me.

[silk viper]

Guys a quick question since the Epstein files were released there was something about joe biden being dead in 2019 does that mean the usa was controlled by a robot

[narrow crown]

what

[toxic breach]

You dont know anything about me !!! You're not my family or blood so you can kiss it !!!

[narrow crown]

what

ah. that explains things

[thick tapir]

i get it fr fr

[toxic breach]

Why dont you go film yourself and your friends?

Gay videos are popular you know ?

[narrow crown]

im just confused as to wtf you are going on about

[toxic breach]

Are you gonna leave me alone ?

Stop talking To me.

[narrow crown]

feel free to block

this is a public chat room

[red hinge]

schizophrenia

there

explained it to you

[alpine chasm]

????

[red hinge]

i firmly believe everyone on r/jb need to have their mental health checked

[narrow crown]

is bpd the same thing

[dense valve]

bro you are here too

[winter meadow]

What should I use to clean corroded batteries other than alcohol

[winter meadow]

she/her

[dense valve]

?

[dense valve]

alcohol

[muted shuttle]

vinegar

[winter meadow]

Their pronouns

[dense valve]

ok

[red hinge]

santa disorder

[narrow crown]

ho ho ho! merry christmas!

[muted shuttle]

ho ho ho! merry christmas!

[red hinge]

ho ho ho! merry christmas!

maxine plz ban me

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle is it normal for gir to mute someone if they ping 3 roles

[narrow crown]

maxine plz unban cameren

[dense valve]

eg admin moderators and trial mod

[muted shuttle]

Idk i have never tried it

[dense valve]

ok

[narrow crown]

trial mod? we do that?

are there any moderators anymore or is it all admins

[muted shuttle]

No i think hes talking about another server

[muted shuttle]

habibi pluto

[dense valve]

another server

[muted shuttle]

I was the only mod for a while

[red hinge]

is it juna server perchance

[muted shuttle]

I went from the best mod. To the bestest admin.

[dense valve]

he has admin perms tho

[narrow crown]

can i be moderator

[dense valve]

no

r/sideloaded

[red hinge]

[red hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1079201173422227506/1459840121523278100/twitter_2010105996572529130.gif

[dense valve]

does pressing dismiss keep them muted

[muted shuttle]

No

It unmutes them

[dense valve]

Oh

ok thx

[winter meadow]

I should let it react then clean it with a cotton or some?

I’m stupid

[muted shuttle]

Yeah

[red hinge]

is cosmic stable enough for daily drive?

[compact cobalt]

worst mod to mid admin

[muted shuttle]

:/

Mean

[compact cobalt]

uhhh sort of

[red hinge]

seems to handle fractional scaling quite well

[compact cobalt]

it's missing some basic features, but you can daily drive it without major issues

[narrow crown]

maxine actually runs this place

[compact cobalt]

the worst admin is hydrate

[red hinge]

seems to be quite alright

im testing it as we speak

[alpine chasm]

Sure buddy keep believing that

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789616917920088095/1450578441844817951/togif.gif

[red hinge]

maxine is the worst admin of all time

she keep ghosting me on instagram wtf

[muted shuttle]

Why r u so mean

[red hinge]

:/

[alpine chasm]

Well thats also a lie

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

I just dont know what to respond

[red hinge]

fair nuff

after all i sent you quite an overwhelming amount of cuteness

its fair to not say something

that's entirely my bad though

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday !!!

[red hinge]

shut up r

[glacial valve]

?

[red hinge]

i saw you typing and i had to respond with that

[glacial valve]

May you elaborate on what r stands for

[red hinge]

sorry bro

[red hinge]

rootfs

[muted shuttle]

the head gasket in your bmw will disintegrate <t:1772295128:R>

[glacial valve]

Oh ok

[glacial valve]

False

This is misinformation

[muted shuttle]

check engine light ✅

[glacial valve]

My head gasket is alright

[muted shuttle]

uh huh

[glacial valve]

False

Your Chrysler on the other hand

[muted shuttle]

Hey

[glacial valve]

Goyslop

[muted shuttle]

My check engine light is on because of emission codes

:/

[glacial valve]

Yeah sure

[red hinge]

i hope your transmission blew up in <t:1772295172:R>

[muted shuttle]

last time i checked it was just p0455

[glacial valve]

ZF 8HP does NOT blow up

[red hinge]

yea keep coping bro

[muted shuttle]

shifts from 1st gear to 5th gear prank

[glacial valve]

@coarse ginkgo ts pmo sm icl

[glacial valve]

Anti money shift manual transmission by bmw

Eta very soon

[velvet zenith]

yeah good luck finding it

[muted shuttle]

Wasnt gonna try

Not worth it

[velvet zenith]

Oh nvm thats very large leak

[muted shuttle]

Light is for decoration

[muted shuttle]

Yup.

[velvet zenith]

I thought it was for very small leak

[muted shuttle]

i had one of those as well i think

[velvet zenith]

Very large leak is probably easier to find

[muted shuttle]

like a month ago

then had battery issues and codes got cleared

p0455 was the first one to come back

[velvet zenith]

@coarse ginkgo Stupid ass not bothering to find emission leak

[glacial valve]

:/

@muted shuttle get a job

[muted shuttle]

i was turning in my application today

[velvet zenith]

She needs references for a retail position bro

[alpine chasm]

We can give her a recommendation from /rjb staff

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle get a job

[glacial valve]

useless mod

[coarse ginkgo]

rt

[glacial valve]

Cannot moderate etc

[velvet zenith]

Hey buddy its spelt r/jb 🤓

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle

[glacial valve]

Friendly fire

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttlehttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1477338925235179540/alemxv.jpg?ex=69a46697&is=69a31517&hm=0ca558a65a142f002efc346d740edc6dea3b8de31724202dd64c295c252cad75&

[ruby copper]

Idk why ur just blatantly lying

[glacial valve]

Shut up mineek

[velvet zenith]

fr

[ruby copper]

its not friendly fire i've been employed since last year since I was 15

[glacial valve]

False

[velvet zenith]

They got you as a slave bro

Child labour

[ruby copper]

I'm being paid so who. cares

[velvet zenith]

Paid 1 dollar an hour

[ruby copper]

I'm legally allowed to work now so its fine

[ruby copper]

No

[red hinge]

2014 in 2 months

[ruby copper]

Idk why you all feel the need to keep saying I don't have a job when its provably false

[narrow crown]

mineek how much are you making

[ruby copper]

That's like if I would keep repeating that rootfs has like a cheetah in his backyard

Which is provably false

[velvet zenith]

@glacial valve Yo do you have a cheetah in your backyard

[red hinge]

its true

[ruby copper]

It's for the work experience

It's web dev

I hate it

[narrow crown]

can yall start spreading rumors that i have a pet wolf or sum shit

[ruby copper]

I wanna do something more proper

Like security research

[red hinge]

that's good

[ruby copper]

But I'm getting work experience so!!

[red hinge]

that's for the people who use claude to get job done

[ruby copper]

No

web dev is

[ruby copper]

Damn

You have a pet wofl??

[narrow crown]

yes bro

i feed him big raw steak

[ruby copper]

fr

[velvet zenith]

Lie

@desert cairn Wyd

[velvet zenith]

The gym

[narrow crown]

u could tell hes at the gym based solely on what song he has on?

[velvet zenith]

He only listens to music at the gym

[split nimbus]

@velvet zenith

@velvet zenith

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus

[split nimbus]

HELLO

brother i have a dilemma @ruby copper

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[split nimbus]

i want to buy an exhaust but it is only made in the US and it is illegal exhaust in netherlands but i think i want to buy it ..

[ruby copper]

It's not illegal if u don't get caught

[split nimbus]

can u buy it for me and ship it to netherland @velvet zenith

[split nimbus]

this is true but it is very loud ..

[velvet zenith]

What car

[split nimbus]

motorcycle

[velvet zenith]

What if they pull you over because youre loud

[split nimbus]

https://toceperformance.com/honda-cbr1000rr-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25-razor-tip-slip-on-exhaust?

[velvet zenith]

also u can probably find some reshipping service

[split nimbus]

uhh then i have to remove it

and likely i have to get the bike checked

[velvet zenith]

Ohhh

U should just buy it

The border people r not gonna test your exhaust to see how loud it gets

They just see its metal

[split nimbus]

hmmm

do u think its worth the price ..

800 usd

[rotund glade]

No

[velvet zenith]

Whats the point of a cool vehicle without a slightly obnoxious exhaust

[split nimbus]

this is the exhaust i have

this is the usa one

look how great that looks ..

[rotund glade]

Y the other exhaust so Ugly

[split nimbus]

which one!

[rotund glade]

Top

[split nimbus]

stock is always ugly

[wicked surge]

you got a small pipe

[split nimbus]

its the one I don’t have rn

[wicked surge]

i like this one better. it looks better

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-gif-10804346947536782797

[split nimbus]

HOW

[wicked surge]

@muted shuttle https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/this-docker-container-helps-to-manage-my-jellyfin-libraries-and-i-love-it/ar-AA1VNe0z?ocid=winp2fptaskbarhover&cvid=69a30a4cb6f340c1817f790cc7a92c26&ei=36

[winter meadow]

Get a car fr

[desert cairn]

Nah not today

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[molten storm]

how abt PearOS

[glacial valve]

I do

[fossil citrus]

im at an Apple Store anything you want me to try

[velvet zenith]

Wow

[fossil citrus]

imma open carbon website

[velvet zenith]

@ruby copper Rootfs has a cheetah in his backyard

[fossil citrus]

@ruby copper Your jailbreak doesn’t work

[coral fog]

@ruby copper meow

[proven moss]

@signal hazel

He loves rice

Idk how much to feed him

[carmine elk]

bloatbuntu spotted

[fossil citrus]

why was that spoiled

[drowsy glade]

Hi im bored, except this is the right channel

[ruby copper]

Hiii

[tame rock]

Look at the milk in your fridge

[fossil citrus]

my fridge ran away

[tame rock]

Better let it get away

[sour canyon]

jr central iida line

[terse dome]

never ridden

[simple drift]

why tf can’t i manage extensions

[sour canyon]

me neither but it looks cool

[silk viper]

Ask apple

[silk viper]

That design is 🔥

[simple drift]

united kingdom

[silk viper]

Is that natural or human made

[simple drift]

i’m 18 btw

bugged

[silk viper]

Connect to family

[simple drift]

fuck you

[silk viper]

Wait wtf is going on

Do u have screen time enabled?

[stark spruce]

@teal bramble

[silk viper]

Ur gf?

[simple drift]

enabled by the government

i

am

an

adult

[silk viper]

Ohh

That’s weird

Wtf

[fossil citrus]

insane

[half compass]

Skank Secure Boot

[simple drift]

it’s so bugged

[simple drift]

the real skankphone

[half compass]

i signed my own apticket with that cert

cuz it leaked

[split nimbus]

@gusty hedge WAOW ur moderator agin

[ruby copper]

When r we getting s8003 and t8010 and t8015 prod devices secure boot key leaks

[half compass]

you LIED to me a year ago

[ruby copper]

When

[half compass]

you said tethered turdus supports restoring with a custom apticket

it doesn't

[ruby copper]

It does

Our idr fork is open source

Just put it in

Just do what -w does but in -o

[simple drift]

what can you do with that

is it just for nonui

[ruby copper]

Besides a year ago when Turdus was in development it was actually true

[half compass]

is this just like

the log being wrong

or what

[ruby copper]

No

[half compass]

i did add --load-shsh

[ruby copper]

But our idr fork is open source

[half compass]

.

[ruby copper]

So edit it

[half compass]

i hate you

[ruby copper]

Wtf did I do

[steady temple]

guys can i bypass iPhone xr iCloud lock on iOS 18.7.2? 💔

[half compass]

send source

[ruby copper]

https://github.com/turdus-m3rula

[half compass]

like nothing

[simple drift]

crine

[half compass]

thx

[simple drift]

sep.lol

[half compass]

well you can set custom img4 properties

like DPRO

[simple drift]

no idea what that means

[half compass]

you lack ball knowledge

[simple drift]

correct

[half compass]

i just realized im going to have to compile idr

oh no

oh no

oh no

[teal bramble]

ok

[tawny harness]

Hey, is there any way to check if I installeda malware tweak

[half compass]

@ruby copper hey you never mentioned this

[untold helm]

Do you have any repos that are filtered here

Most notably piss colored cyber repo

[tawny harness]

Cy pwm?

[chilly bear]

cy pulse width modulator

[tawny harness]

Or m repo

[chilly bear]

yes

[tawny harness]

I may have it installed... (I do)

But I thought it was safe

[untold helm]

They literally sent death threats and doxxed people from whom they stole from

[ruby copper]

just don't make paid software

If your shit is free there's nothing to lose

This is my motto.

[untold helm]

There have been cases where some tweaks of theirs would automatically upload any tweaks you download

[untold helm]

They steal free shit too

[ruby copper]

Isn't that the entire point of it

[ruby copper]

Yes I know

My stuff is on there

Some is even on there with permission

I don't care

I don't have any issues with people rehosting as long as they keep credit

Which they do

[tawny harness]

But do they steal data

Like pswds

Keyloggers etc

[ruby copper]

They just added an ai generated logo to one of my tweaks but lol

[velvet zenith]

But this world requires money

[ruby copper]

Yes but I would rather have a stable income than live off of jailbreak development

[velvet zenith]

You could do both

Just work on jb dev less

[untold helm]

For data like passwords, we don’t know

[velvet zenith]

depending on how busy i am ill work less on nocturne and more on my school work

if im not too busy then i can afford a few hours of working on nocturne

And youll still have people pay you

[hybrid apex]

can an ip17p be activated , blocked by apple , got a apple care replacement, no fmi
any aplication

[muted shuttle]

No

[tawny harness]

Any other repòs I should be aware of

[hybrid apex]

why

[terse thunder]

why won't my ipad 4 let me download any jailbreaking apps?

oop

[muted shuttle]

you're supposed to turn it into apple

[untold helm]

You already got a apple care replacement

[tawny harness]

Bc iCrave repo looks sketchy af

[hybrid apex]

i bought it for 150 eur

[chilly bear]

didn't sileo give you a warning before adding them?

[untold helm]

You mean icraze?

[muted shuttle]

icraze?

[hybrid apex]

i bought it for 150 eur

[tawny harness]

Ye

[muted shuttle]

icraze's repo is trusted

he's a known developer

[tawny harness]

I use zebra mainly

[muted shuttle]

waste of money then

[untold helm]

It thought you got a apple care replacement

[winter meadow]

Wrong link

[chilly bear]

interesting

[tawny harness]

So if sileo gives warning I shouldnt install them? Its not js bc of piracy

[hybrid apex]

well i bought a 16 pro ic lock for 300 eur and byppased it and sold for 650

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Your car will meet the end of its lifecycle on August 22nd 2026.

[winter meadow]

I wanted to send a meme

[hybrid apex]

so not a waste

[untold helm]

@winter meadow Xbox 360 error code

[chilly bear]

idk ive used zebra maybe 2 times

[muted shuttle]

cool but we cannot help you

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[winter meadow]

#general message

[chilly bear]

yea basically

[hybrid apex]

why

[winter meadow]

Shut up

[muted shuttle]

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,579 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[untold helm]

Of course your a iPhone seller

[fervent dove]

Hey @fervent dove, have a look at this!

support

Please keep support or jailbreak related messages in #jailbreak, thank you!

Added by stkc#8018 | Used 4,686 times · Jun 8, 2021, 2:25 AM

[untold helm]

(Stupid)

Nothing like fraud

[tawny harness]

I thought it was bc theyre piracy repos not bc of malware

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/970154799624507452/1019745344831094886/SmartSelect_20220915_090319.jpg?ex=69a41d1c&is=69a2cb9c&hm=f36dbe72b255822a40130c9440049ef133f82b4559ff49c719db59a7b8352de0&

[chilly bear]

well you shouldn't use either...

[terse thunder]

😭

[tawny harness]

Ye but I mean like my bank acc is at 0

[untold helm]

Bros screen became ai generated

[coarse shard]

Too bad

[chilly bear]

this is actually just apples post processing

[tawny harness]

So how do I remove the piss colored repo malware

[coarse shard]

It says connect ps4 controller using micro cable

[winter meadow]

The GPU is dead

lol

[versed sun]

What gen is this gpu

[chilly bear]

7th

[muted shuttle]

looks like 10th gen

[coarse shard]

Find it by opening it

[tawny harness]

?

[versed sun]

What I thought

[versed sun]

Doesn’t have the blue around it?

[untold helm]

8-10th probably

[muted shuttle]

Definitely not 8th or 9th gen

[untold helm]

This is a 6th gen for example and the 2nd image is a 4th gen

[muted shuttle]

here's a 9th gen

[chilly bear]

idk i made it up

[untold helm]

Oh so 10th

[muted shuttle]

ok it's definitely 10th gen

9th gen had the blue bezel sticker, 11th gen changed to a completely blue sticker

[winter meadow]

Wait how did u see that after I deleted it

MODS

[versed sun]

What causes my computer to start lagging like 0.5fps

[velvet zenith]

https://klipy.com/gifs/panda1-slide

[muted shuttle]

Wow

[green bramble]

Problem while contacting Last.fm

Can't retrieve data because Last.fm returned an error. Please try again later.
Please note that .fmbot isn't affiliated with Last.fm.

Last.fm error code: Failure

[winter meadow]

Waw

[half compass]

billions will compile idr

[chilly bear]

wont be the first time. #public-mod-logs message

[tawny harness]

Should I use sileo over zebra

[ashen basin]

Yes lol

[half compass]

@ruby copper .

oh

there's an irecovery fork

[chilly bear]

idiot.

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle no job?

[muted shuttle]

i turned in an application today

[untold helm]

It took you like a minute to delete it

[untold helm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[gaunt glen]

are there any linux tools that lets me transfer files from my iphone using itunes file sharing

[winter meadow]

I deleted it after like 2 seconds

[simple drift]

i hope john ternus brings back keynotes for apple events

they were so goated

[thick tapir]

i sent an email to my whole school wtf

am i cooked or cooking

[stiff python]

the first one

[simple drift]

how lmao

[untold helm]

Bro is that one character in every high school movie

[copper tendon]

can someone ping me

[fossil citrus]

@copper tendon

[simple drift]

@copper tendon

[strong flicker]

.

[untold helm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[half compass]

@strong flicker shalom

[strong flicker]

Salam alekum

[untold helm]

Why is unishiz in chat, nobody mentioned Israel

[strong flicker]

Amen brother

[sharp oasis]

XS MAX can be jail broken or not ios version 17.6.1

[muted shuttle]

No

[strong flicker]

not

[muted shuttle]

Can't downgrade to a jailbreakable version either

[half compass]

good goy

[sharp oasis]

which version needed and device for dopamine jailbreak?

[wild osprey]

Pretty much

Any iOS 15

iOS 16.0 - 16.5 for A15/A16/M2
iOS 16.0 - 16.5.1 (Or 16.6b1) for A12-A14/M1
iOS 16.0 - 16.6.1 for A11 and below

[sharp oasis]

from 15 to 16.6.1 chup must be A12 to above ?

[alpine chasm]

@rich dune dont

[rich dune]

okay

[wild osprey]

For 15.0 - 16.5 you can be on any device

[wild osprey]

For 16.5.1, you need an A14 or lower
For 16.6 and 16.6.1, you need an A11 or lower

[sharp oasis]

which Device come with that versions if i buy new one

[ashen basin]

More like how is unishiz in chat

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[simple drift]

@desert cairn

[wild osprey]

This is a rough one. But the iPhone 14 Pro and 14 Pro Max would ship on 16 assuming you actually bought a brand new one.

13 Pro and 13 Pro Max would be on 15. The regular 13 and regular 14 have a CHANCE of being on 15/16 but is low since they sold for multiple years brand new

[sharp oasis]

yes the chances are less may be
otherwise Thank you so much 🤍for the information

[untold helm]

Apple has a oven that updates devices /srs

So there’s no 100% sure fire way of knowing

[ruby copper]

@rich dune ty I just now saw the email

[sharp oasis]

what are the other ways and versions of jailbreaking other then dopamine

[simple drift]

iam gonna try and tether downgrade my ipad

boredom

[untold helm]

Nathanlr on 16.6-17.0, for A12+

[wild osprey]

Only for 15 series and newer

[untold helm]

It’s a semi jailbreak but compatibility is top notch

[untold helm]

I thought they had it for like older devices too?

Is it really only 15 series and above?

[wild osprey]

I don’t think so, I could be wrong though. I know it was definitely INTRODUCED with the 15 series and early iOS 17.x though

[untold helm]

Looks like it started on iPhone 13

@muted shuttle

[simple drift]

backing up is so flipping slow

[desert cairn]

Hey

[simple drift]

i wish i had a usb 3 phone

macos 26 is so pretty if only it wasnt a buggy mess

[rich dune]

You are welcome😁

[low mortar]

Poor

[rich island]

is bro just catering to the algorithm now
what happened to his old style of titles...

[simple drift]

rude.

i like my 13 mini.

[red hinge]

as if his old titles weren't clickbait

[rich island]

his old titles were:
"a person did x thing, this is what happened to their y"

idk about that

[red hinge]

yeah

[low mortar]

wouldnt surprise me

Love chubbyemu

@frosty grail i think apples ecg algorithm just hates me, fix it

[gusty gulch]

I need politics channel back sir <@&558709886397972481>

[low mortar]

what is there to say

[gusty gulch]

the war that just broke out

[low mortar]

trump saw the polls are in the shitter so he took drastic action

[gusty gulch]

I domt think that's the reason

[gusty gulch]

the war is super unpopular with the American public maybe he's just stupid

well he is but

[low mortar]

of course it is 😭

of course he is

neither of those are surprising things

[gusty gulch]

yeah

but I don't think he started the war cause of the midterms

he's been blackmailed

[half compass]

it's like he's talking about himself 😭

[gusty gulch]

I'm tired of living through historic events

[ashen basin]

Paramount saying they’ll drop 30 movies a year…

what the hell is going on

Why would they want to compete with their own films