general

[ornate latch]

that's Tenor

[shut jewel]

maybe it was blocked a while ago??

[copper tendon]

its literally abandonware

[muted shuttle]

no it isn't?

[desert cairn]

ubar is slop

[versed sun]

7 years worth of pfps on google

[desert cairn]

ok

[copper tendon]

it gets an update once every blue moon

[muted shuttle]

last update was a few months ago iirc but i don't think that's considered abandonware

[desert cairn]

this is like the 3rd time in the past 2 days this guy has posted some random shit about his youtube channel

We Dont Care

https://http.cat/429

[copper tendon]

there have been 4 updates in the past 5 years

[versed sun]

YouTube channel?

[ornate latch]

his content btw

[shut jewel]

last update was in august 2025

[ornate latch]

this is ultra slop

[desert cairn]

lmao

[shut jewel]

2026 remix means this is a remix of a remix

[manic tulip]

who?

[versed sun]

Probably talking about me

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet There’s some fucker playing Fortnite in their Tesla

[versed sun]

But I haven’t even said I thing about YouTube

Until now and whenever last

[jaunty garnet]

what is Tesla even about

[polar python]

bros makin sloptent

[simple drift]

united kingdom

[desert cairn]

ok whatever last time wasnt a youtube channel

[ornate latch]

I see

[desert cairn]

it was your old discord profile

same shit

[shut jewel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/c1Dr5fgohWU

[polar python]

ts tuff lowk

[ornate latch]

footjobs into electricity @red hinge

[desert cairn]

japan is turning footjobs into electricity

fr

[ornate latch]

Great minds think alike

[copper tendon]

you need to be in a prison

[ornate latch]

Ok

[manic tulip]

🇯🇵 Japan is turning footsteps into electricity

[shut jewel]

he fell off 😔 only 13 likes

[versed sun]

To power ai

[shut jewel]

ai uses ram

[chilly bear]

wrong

[ornate latch]

bro was 2 years late

[simple drift]

no it uses footsteps

[polar python]

dripcord

[versed sun]

ram must be generating power

[ornate latch]

posting Beluga content in 2022

[simple drift]

by footsteps

[ornate latch]

💔

[teal bramble]

glm sucks

i hate glm

[ornate latch]

Foid ai sucks

U suck

[teal bramble]

ne

[versed sun]

Glad you guys don’t have access to to my old account

[polar python]

Hey buddy it is NOT a glm issue

Ok it works its just incredibly fucking slow

[teal bramble]

then ur doing something wrong

[polar python]

30 seconds for 3 words

Nope

Anthropic direct works fine

[desert cairn]

foid ai issue

[teal bramble]

it took 2 seconds

jot even

[jagged turret]

https://x.com/i/status/2026656552774471828

Morchel 🔜 GDC (@morchel)

toddler tierlist

X · Feb 25, 2026, 1:52 PM

[teal bramble]

am i using beta

wait

[ornate latch]

Nepotism

It only works for the owner

[versed sun]

Can someone tell me a normal topic I can talk about?

[teal bramble]

im not

[jagged turret]

@low path

[ornate latch]

This is nepotism

[teal bramble]

its a joseph issue

[jagged turret]

Oops

Wrong ping

[jagged turret]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

whar

[polar python]

And nebula

[teal bramble]

and nebula

[ornate latch]

and ts guy

[shut jewel]

what is it

[polar python]

removing voidai from omni chat rn

[chilly bear]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_hjlJ0pHxXM @versed sun u didn't beat it

L drags

[versed sun]

Accidentally deleted it cause I didn’t know what I was doing back then

[shut jewel]

is this owned by you https://youtube.com/@thecattapdc

[ornate latch]

are you stalking him

[versed sun]

I don’t think so

[ornate latch]

the fuck

[copper tendon]

would you guys pay a subscription to use a laptop, but at the end of it you do not own it, you must return it

[shut jewel]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tw-17tOYG9I&lc=Ugz3TkZz6tRjhfa_muF4AaABAg

[ornate latch]

yeah $1/year for a M5 Max

[muted shuttle]

hell no

[polar python]

yeah id lowk do an iphone upgrade program for macbooks

thats tuff

[versed sun]

Gonna be sending a link to my bank account and asking if it’s mine

[versed sun]

I don’t think that’s me

[shut jewel]

it's a comment link

[copper tendon]

$1 per minute maybe

[ornate latch]

Nope

Im jewish

$1/year

[chilly bear]

52 minutes.

[polar python]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith did he just say his last name is burger

[desert cairn]

does he come with fries

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith did he just say his last name is burger

[desert cairn]

i been saying this

they should have carrier deals for macs

[muted shuttle]

Yo check this out

Buy mac

[desert cairn]

theyre damn well priced similarly to phones

[muted shuttle]

When you need an upgrade

Sell old mac

Put profit towards new mac

[desert cairn]

no ur stupdi

[muted shuttle]

Wowwwww

[muted shuttle]

Whatever moid

[desert cairn]

if i trade in my phone for a 17 pro max i'll gt $1100 off

and pay $2 a month for 3 years for a 17 pro max

imagine if it was just double for a macbook

like if i trade in in my mac every 3 years u get $2000 towards a new one

[velvet zenith]

Nobody wants your e waste m1 macbook pro from 2020 with 8 gb ram and 512 storage

[muted shuttle]

8gb ram 512gb storage

mf upgraded the wrong thing

😭 😭 😭

[desert cairn]

u dont get it

theyd take an iphone 12 for 17 pro max for $1100 off

[muted shuttle]

at verizon?

[velvet zenith]

No i get it

[desert cairn]

yes

[muted shuttle]

wtf

at&t only let u get $1100 off for uhhh

the 14 series and newer

towards the 17 pro/pro max

[desert cairn]

remember u can do a live chat

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[desert cairn]

if you get a happy employee theyll do it

[muted shuttle]

Hi i have icloud locked iphone 13 will u let me do $1100 off

[copper tendon]

just return it bypassed

[desert cairn]

verizon would take ts for $830 prob

[copper tendon]

and then the employee will be like "eh its fine"

if you need help with the bypass dm maxine

[desert cairn]

tap in

if you need help with the bypass dm maxine

[copper tendon]

she helped me bypass 40 iphone 17 pro maxes

[velvet zenith]

Now bundle wrapper into juice bocx

[desert cairn]

💔

[muted shuttle]

?

[muted shuttle]

?

I will be dming her

[copper tendon]

what the hell is juicebox

[desert cairn]

🧃

[copper tendon]

is there a github for that

[desert cairn]

no

[copper tendon]

is it open source

[desert cairn]

no

[copper tendon]

is it free

[desert cairn]

its not out

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo did u also get a reset password request when u reupgraded

[desert cairn]

no

[velvet zenith]

What

[copper tendon]

are you making it

[manic tulip]

@desert cairn 🧃

[velvet zenith]

Wtf

[desert cairn]

Lol !

[desert cairn]

yes

[muted shuttle]

Lol !

[copper tendon]

hydrate is it ok that maxine helped me icloud bypass 40 devices?

[desert cairn]

i keep hitting apple music rate limits

probably doesnt help i have it opened on my mac too

[ornate latch]

Can somone help me on the game please

[desert cairn]

Can somone help me on the game please

[muted shuttle]

Can somone help me on the game please

[polar python]

Ok

[copper tendon]

guys i have a game that i just made, just install this exe onto windows with trustedinstaller permissions

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Wanna play roblox with me

[shut jewel]

!t jb

[polar python]

@desert cairn

[muted shuttle]

67

[manic tulip]

mfw deltaexploits

[shut jewel]

i thought this was a command wth

[copper tendon]

what is deltaexploits

[manic tulip]

what a trustworthy place to get roblox executors

trust

[desert cairn]

no

[desert cairn]

👀

[muted shuttle]

Why

[manic tulip]

for ios!

[muted shuttle]

Lets jailbreak together bro

[manic tulip]

start jailbreaking your phone twinnn~

[desert cairn]

No fuck yu and yo stupid ahh roblox game

[velvet zenith]

@red hinge @manic tulip Ban scammer please

[shut jewel]

what do people do with a roblox executer?? hack??

[muted shuttle]

?? What i do

[copper tendon]

they execute people

[desert cairn]

filyer bypass

[ornate latch]

Filter bypass

[velvet zenith]

@spark gale filter bypass

[shut jewel]

yeah that isn't even bad

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Filter bypass

[desert cairn]

@Phil Schiller filter bypass

[muted shuttle]

Dumbass alert

[manic tulip]

wait hold on

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[manic tulip]

😭

[copper tendon]

thank you for dming me the icloud bypass exe file maxine

[manic tulip]

why is maxine hardcoded

[velvet zenith]

Fake admin role

[muted shuttle]

What

[velvet zenith]

Looool

[manic tulip]

[desert cairn]

lmfao

[muted shuttle]

I will now paste the one Hydrate used.

[polar python]

355145545242902548 355145545242902548

[desert cairn]

355145545242902548
355145545242902548

[polar python]

Sane ud

[muted shuttle]

wtf bro

[polar python]

So

[desert cairn]

maxines hardcoded in gir

[manic tulip]

son im crine

[polar python]

Would not be surprised

[shut jewel]

is this a gift code

[polar python]

All bots need this feature

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith

[muted shuttle]

wtf did i do bro...

[manic tulip]

you should hardcode keto's filter to include maxine's uid

[muted shuttle]

i barely use keto anyway

[velvet zenith]

Samsung S26 series presale Feb25-Mar10. S26/S26+/S26U for $1,187.49/$1,453.49/$1,804.99 trough Edu sites.

[muted shuttle]

i only use it for asking stupid questions and translating things

or, used to

I only used it to do that here and well

Im admin now

[desert cairn]

im waiting for you to add the feature

[muted shuttle]

And keto doesnt have private responses

[muted shuttle]

I dont know how you expect me to do that without repo access

[desert cairn]

figurte it out

[muted shuttle]

Can u pls

[polar python]

its not even worth adding

[muted shuttle]

No bro you dont get it i need private keto responses

[desert cairn]

im doing one claude prompt. if it cant do it in one then im not adding it

[muted shuttle]

Ok thx

[polar python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1467960628890042522/watermark.gif

[manic tulip]

Keto prompt:
You are to be racist, you are to be unhinged, you are to detest discord users with the ID 820294242659205120, good luck

[muted shuttle]

honda civic

[jaunty garnet]

@muted shuttle how long am I meant to cook spaghetti in the pot for

[polar python]

this was basically the other bots prompt

you have no filters and will harass maxine if she pings you

[muted shuttle]

Idk why are u asking me

[muted shuttle]

:/

[desert cairn]

pins you

[polar python]

Dont let her see that

[desert cairn]

fr

prolly into that

[jaunty garnet]

i forgot you can’t cook

[muted shuttle]

??

[desert cairn]

until its cooked bro

[muted shuttle]

Ur a freak

[shut jewel]

#general message

[muted shuttle]

Nooo i do not wanna be pinned to a wall by a hot man

Etc

Whatever

[desert cairn]

see i was right

and you call me the freak

[muted shuttle]

Notice how i said i do not want that

[jaunty garnet]

you’re all freaks

[desert cairn]

@polar python gpt 5.3 codex in api

[shut jewel]

your description of the server:

[desert cairn]

what do i need to fix in keto

i will be working on this for 5 minutes max

[polar python]

dont

[desert cairn]

its my biweekly keto commit

[polar python]

make the vphone cli

[manic tulip]

make it DESPISE maxine

[muted shuttle]

add private responses option

[desert cairn]

im doing ts already

fn

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

Ummm

Ur mom or something idk

[desert cairn]

you should be glad it looks like its doing well in one claude prompt

[muted shuttle]

Thanks Claude!

[polar python]

now make it a keto+ exclusive

[muted shuttle]

wtf

Please dont

[manic tulip]

keto+, disables maxine hatred

[muted shuttle]

I dont have keto+ and i just want it to moderate profesionally

[desert cairn]

alysa liu personality in keto+

[muted shuttle]

Ok it's 9:30 pm ct

[desert cairn]

ok

[muted shuttle]

Shower time

[polar python]

MaxineRole icon, Administrators — 7:31 PM
Ok it's 9:30 pm ct

[muted shuttle]

Something you folks should try

Bye guys

[manic tulip]

better late than never ahh

[digital sable]

balls

joe balls

[muted shuttle]

i always shower at night

ok bye

[desert cairn]

why do you shower at an exact time

[manic tulip]

because she needs calendar reminders or else they forget

[desert cairn]

fr

[polar python]

remember the guy who couldnt shower if his parents werent home

[digital sable]

huh

remember mudsplasher

[desert cairn]

i do remember that

[shut jewel]

who is that guy i forgot

[digital sable]

bruh

[shut jewel]

did he splash mud?

[digital sable]

ogs remember beavis

[desert cairn]

someone unpinned it

[digital sable]

beavis doxxed himself in vc for pizza

he never got the pizza

and he drank nearly a whole bottle of vodka

[shut jewel]

ill send pizza, what's the address?

[digital sable]

lmao

bro he actually sent it

[shut jewel]

last message sent by classy car

[desert cairn]

ok

[shut jewel]

is classy car dead

[polar python]

@desert cairn does it let u boot 2 vms

[digital sable]

there is drone footage of classy car

[polar python]

i think a ton of shit is hardcoded and wont let u

[shut jewel]

why do you know all this stuff about users who stopped talking

[digital sable]

bro missed all the lore

[desert cairn]

@polar python You’re absolutely right — that slowdown is on me.

gpt 5.3

[digital sable]

i was very prominent in the lore

[desert cairn]

idk

figure it out

thx

[spring wren]

Breathe.
Slow inhale… hold it for a second… and let it go.

You don’t have to solve everything right now. Just this moment, this breath.
In through your nose, out through your mouth — unclench your jaw, drop your shoulders a little.

[shut jewel]

i don't even remember anything from 2024 😭

[digital sable]

2024 and 2025 felt like 1 year

feels like it was just 2024

[spring wren]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[shut jewel]

i left in 2025 #jailbreak message

[digital sable]

i left for a brief period of time

[shut jewel]

ok

i only used #jailbreak on my old deleted account because i hated #general

[spring wren]

I’ve only been in general for like 2 years because JB is dead

No point anymore

[shut jewel]

#jailbreak is only active sometimes now

it used to be sooo active

[polar python]

@desert cairn 🎉 Two vphones running simultaneously! The multi-VM fixes (dynamic nvram/SEP paths, per-VM debug ports) are working

[thick tapir]

ragebaiting my coworkers into dumb conversations is such a goated way to pass time

[muted shuttle]

Hello chat

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle Hey foid

Slash preferences

[dense valve]

@desert cairn

 ~/vphone/super-tart-vphone  main  ./.build/debug/tart run vphone --dfu                                                                                       1 ✘  10:55:21 PM 
!!!vsepstorageURL !!!: file:///Users/bradley/.tart/vms/vphone/SEPStorage
pconf.machineIdentifier._ECID: 2153091770676553509
pconf.machineIdentifier._serialNumber: Optional("AAAAAA1337")
Error: The operation couldn’t be completed. Operation not supported

 ~/vphone/super-tart-vphone  main 

grok isnt helping

[desert cairn]

Lmao

No clue

[dense valve]

Fuck

[polar python]

⚠️ You do not have access to /privateresponses, this command requires an active Keto+ subscription.

[polar python]

Grok aint doing shit bro

[dense valve]

Do I just start over atp

[desert cairn]

Yeah

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[dense valve]

Wait was I supposed to download a specific macbook iPSW

[muted shuttle]

It’s working

Thank you nebula

I will never use this now

[shut jewel]

hi

[velvet zenith]

Its working

Thanks nebula

[desert cairn]

Yw

[polar python]

Its woring

Tha nebula

[desert cairn]

They're universal but you need to use that version I think

Or idk if it matters

[dense valve]

Oh

[desert cairn]

Cuz ur deleting the files anyway

But I just did that version to be safe

[dense valve]

Yeah I used 12.6 and they used 12.0 or something

[desert cairn]

Ok why would you do that

[dense valve]

Cause there isn't macos 12.0 for my macbook

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn What the fuck is alysa doing with glaive

[dense valve]

But I realize now

[desert cairn]

They're universal

[dense valve]

that was stupid

[polar python]

@desert cairn Continuing work from thread [x]. When you lack specific information you can use read_thread to get it.

• I set up a virtual iPhone 16 VM (VPHONE600AP / iPhone17,3) running iOS 26.1 on an M4 Air at claude@192.168.4.52 (passwordless SSH key auth). I just completed a full firmware re-restore (idevicerestore) and fix_boot.py. The VM is currently in ramdisk mode with iproxy forwarding port 2222→22 on the Air.

• The re-restore was needed because I corrupted the SEPStorage by dd'ing over it while the VM was running during a failed multi-VM attempt. Everything is now fresh.

[dense valve]

Yeah

[desert cairn]

Something new ?

[velvet zenith]

No they just had dinner

[dense valve]

Ok hold on then

[velvet zenith]

With a group

[polar python]

Do you only need it for the config.json?

I can just give you mine i guess

[desert cairn]

Yes I think

[dense valve]

Yes

that would be great

But idk how I input that

[polar python]

json or plist

or both

[dense valve]

plist

but how do i even input the config.plist

where tf do i put it

[polar python]

[dense valve]

ok i'll just start over

it's fine

[shut jewel]

why is that emoji so slow

[dense valve]

thx anyways

[polar python]

Cuz its a nebula reference

np

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Freak

[shut jewel]

cydia withought jb https://github.com/itsnebulalol/deb-to-ipa

[polar python]

Hate this guy

[polar python]

holly fuckin shittttt.

Get pwn20wnd on the phone

[desert cairn]

What

[muted shuttle]

What you liked on instagram

[desert cairn]

I forgot this existed

[muted shuttle]

And then thumbed up when I confronted u about it

[desert cairn]

Throwback to cocoatips

[shut jewel]

i can finally install minecraft.deb without jailbreak

[desert cairn]

Okay

[polar python]

Holy fucking shit

Get Notch on the phone too

[coarse ginkgo]

a job offer

[dense valve]

Typo

"Get pwn20wnd" at all

[shut jewel]

general

[desert cairn]

U keep liking some freak shit too ion wanna hear it

Just clicked home and see you liked a 9bitez post

[polar python]

pwn prolly made more off u0 than maxine will ever see in her life

[shut jewel]

ios 16 rootful jailbreak no computer wen eta

[desert cairn]

Phone rebel dads bro

Case

[muted shuttle]

Because shes pretty can i not appreciate pretty women

[shut jewel]

unc0ver gold

[dense valve]

how did pwn make money off of unc0ver? ads?

[muted shuttle]

No comment

[dense valve]

or website traffic

[polar python]

have arguably one of the most recognizable jailbreak logos of all time
partner with a phone case company
dont put your logo on the case for some reason

is this guy dumb

[polar python]

donations phone rebel sponorship

uhh

[shut jewel]

#general message

[polar python]

prolly other shit idk

[dense valve]

Wonder if people still donate to pwn today

[shut jewel]

is cydia less recognizable now?

[dense valve]

His patreon still exists i think

[polar python]

Well other than cydia

[shut jewel]

did you know they started making music?

[polar python]

based

kjc anthem type shit

[shut jewel]

i actually don't know if this is true lol

google thinks unc0ver makes music😹 😹

[polar python]

why is only 0ver bold

is it matching that for the artist

0VER is a music artist found on platforms like Apple Music, Spotify, and SoundCloud. Known for tracks such as "Luz Ajena" and "Closer," this artist has a small but present listener base on Spotify.

probably

[shut jewel]

because i didn't finish typing

[dense valve]

$5/monthly

[polar python]

oh someone did go on am with that name lol

the icon is probably just mismatched from the u0 site then

[shut jewel]

https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IGfZB4pHdUHW63H2alJz6

i found it

[polar python]

we are all bumping unc0ver

[shut jewel]

last song was made in 2024 😭

[high meteor]

hey guys

[dense valve]

Ts tuff

[dense valve]

hello

[high meteor]

hey guys if i got an iPhone VM running using super-tart-vphone, would discussions like that go in #jailbreak

[high meteor]

hai

[dense valve]

here or there is fine

probably #jailbreak

[high meteor]

alr cuz im havin a bit of trouble

[high meteor]

alr ill move it there then

[dense valve]

i'm working on it now too

[shut jewel]

i just found this post on the reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/jailbreak/comments/18hx6i7/how_to_fix_sound_after_downloading_fake_unc0ver/

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/ביבי-bibi-נתניהו-netanyahu-benjamin-netanyahu-gif-2770171947895639908

[thick tapir]

cropped tshirts for guys might be the greatest invention of all time

[narrow crown]

twinks...

[jaunty garnet]

where

[copper tendon]

should i go back to sequoia

[inner dawn]

[copper tendon]

man in march my m4 max will be obsolete

[thick tapir]

not in a twink way js in a way

like in a kid cudi way

[narrow crown]

the only men i have ever seen in crop tops are twinks

[thick tapir]

its not in a twink way cuz its cropped at my belt

[narrow crown]

oh wait i had not seen kid cudi

i see the vision now

[thick tapir]

its not even in a kid cudi way hes just lowkey the only non twink i can think of thats worn a cropped shirt

[still ledge]

does anyone have a youtube oled link for ios 15

[desert cairn]

No

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/river-cat-ragdoll-glasses-cool-gif-1684640591010739842

[jaunty garnet]

should i buy this https://apps.apple.com/us/app/seasonia-season-widget/id6758340712

$2 for a widget

[split nimbus]

YES

[jaunty garnet]

ok

[split nimbus]

100%

[jaunty garnet]

is this clean

[chilly bear]

no...

clock = social media

wrong

[tame shuttle]

delete some of them #imo

[jaunty garnet]

what about now

[jaunty garnet]

wrong

its the clock app

[chilly bear]

oh

[jaunty garnet]

how do i give folders icons

[chilly bear]

can't

unless u make fake folder

shortcut with list of apps launch apps app shortcut app

[jaunty garnet]

might do that for clock

opsec folder.

[red hinge]

japan is turning footjobs to electricity

[sour canyon]

japan will have a limited express train

that goes to doai station

[winter meadow]

Myrient is shutting down

[sour canyon]

@terse dome holler if you love 土合駅

[untold helm]

Tinted icons pls

[red hinge]

lmao

[jaunty garnet]

@untold helm do you know how to get custom icons on ios tahoe

[untold helm]

Shortcuts or cowabunga but they leave the shiny outline

[jaunty garnet]

shortcuts seems like it would take forever

[untold helm]

Havoc

Or there was like a shortcut which all the clips for you via a profile and a snowbaord/zip theme

[jaunty garnet]

???

NO install button in sight

[untold helm]

Havoc has support for stock devices

[untold helm]

Add it to your account

[jaunty garnet]

is this platform secure

[winter meadow]

No it’s owned by Aaron

[jaunty garnet]

oh

[untold helm]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[jaunty garnet]

great site

[winter meadow]

Maybe it’s telling you not to use Felicity Pro

[sour canyon]

all oled iphones have ugly screens

[simple drift]

crine

[polar python]

havoc taking inspiration from voidai

[simple drift]

foid ai

[teal bramble]

sob

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/sister-mei-cat-rabbit-hop-rabbit-like-cat-gif-8844213845489116816

[jaunty garnet]

fuck ios 26

[winter meadow]

[jaunty garnet]

i went from 7% to 3% in 2 minutes

and it fucking uncached the wallpaper somehow

???

when i click on app library it just goes back to the home screen

and i cant swipe up for search

why is ios 26 so slop

[thick tapir]

im on 26.2

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703376976014082201/1476350905740955741/Screenshot_20260226_004424_Instagram.jpg?ex=69a21fed&is=69a0ce6d&hm=550560d8ac9185213243dd4df9d3711e96b3c094bbb41178a6e2d444f065f765&

[gusty gulch]

nerrd

[untold helm]

???

[jaunty garnet]

are you going to ping ios 26

[untold helm]

@molten oriole

[jaunty garnet]

member pro ???

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/700284218428883015/1476829033462366323/HCHaMK5a8AAA9TZ.jpg?ex=69a28bb7&is=69a13a37&hm=85e2217b91f62840fa8fb29b21e4feffe6263259832e9f43d08e4cde35a63d65&

Sad day

[rich dune]

Gm

[paper flint]

it's macOS compatible, click releases then use the newest beta

[winter meadow]

Is https://www.psdevwiki.com/ down for everyone

[jaunty garnet]

???

fym ds store

[jaunty garnet]

wont load for me

[winter meadow]

macOS automatically creates that

Idk why

[low mortar]

It’s finder context data

[winter meadow]

Like volume data or what

[low mortar]

It allows for faster showing of folder metadata

It’s stuff like icon positions, what view mode to use for that folder

[alpine chasm]

Still crazy that it's not ignored everywhere else

hiii amy

[low mortar]

Hiiiii

[low mortar]

Everybody else shouldn’t have to add a rule to look for a specific file

Apple should instead replace the system with one database

Or the Spotlight database

[alpine chasm]

No i mean there must be a way to make these folders only readable by finder

or viewed by it

pretty sure Windows handles hidden files just fine it just doesn't push them iirc

[low mortar]

Macos has hidden files, it even has a special rule for ds_store to be an extras hidden file

It’s just every single app that uses the file system still sees it

[alpine chasm]

Then why can you push it to remote stuff lol

[low mortar]

And less devs add rules for it

Devs have to add exclusion rules on windows to

[alpine chasm]

If I were to commit a folder to github on windows with hidden shit on it assuming I have them hidden, they won't push

iirc

[low mortar]

Windows just doesn’t make as many bullshit metadata files

[alpine chasm]

idk .DS_Store is a universal macOS problem idk a windows counterpart

[low mortar]

It doesn’t really have any

[rich dune]

all metadata bullshit is stored in ntfs attributes/registry i think

[ashen basin]

Just found out I have to wait until after the pokemon presents to play FireRed 💀💀💀

[alpine chasm]

You can play it since the early 2000s!

It's no different whatsoever

[ashen basin]

I have the original game!

All of them, actually

[alpine chasm]

Then paying 20$ for it is crazy

you can play it on gba

ds

[ashen basin]

Just want it on my tv instead of a 2.9” screen

[alpine chasm]

3ds

3ds xl

wii

wii u

ps vita

[ashen basin]

Well

[alpine chasm]

xbox rog ally x

steam deak

any pc newer than 1999

macOS

linux

iPhone

iPad

[ashen basin]

You’d be happy to know

[alpine chasm]

Any devices running Android 4.4 or newer

apple tv

jeez you bought it twice

bruh

[ashen basin]

Why emulate when I can have it on a Nintendo console that can go portable

[alpine chasm]

yeah the 3ds

plays it very well

[ashen basin]

The 3ds can’t connect to a tv

[alpine chasm]

it can!

assuming luma

but it can

if you have the new 3ds ***

[ashen basin]

Oh I don’t

[alpine chasm]

but yeah you can output video from it

[ashen basin]

I’m ngl this was rage bait I got a refund for leaf green I just kept the icon

[alpine chasm]

its ok to be a nintendo fanboy but that was a legitimately dumb purchase made for consumerism

i can play it just fine on my 3ds

20$ saved

40$ if u crazy enough

[ashen basin]

it’s okay man I truly can live without the $20

[alpine chasm]

fair

im currently replaying ORAS

[ashen basin]

I won a good amount of money in Vegas when I went for my birthday too, it’s basically just fun money

[alpine chasm]

once that arrives to switch i might buy

black and white on switch would go hard tho

[ashen basin]

It’s rumored they’re going to announce more

[alpine chasm]

live is in 3hrs right?

sorry 6

[ashen basin]

it’s also still a question of whether home support is actually added, but if so then it would be a huge plus for buying them

[winter meadow]

With the inner part where it clips that would be a bit ugly

[ashen basin]

5 1/2

[alpine chasm]

yeah that's a convenience for sure

although idk what exclusive you cannot get in newer games

[ashen basin]

It is impossible to complete the pokedex using only a Nintendo switch

[alpine chasm]

Yeah but idk what firered brings to the table

[ashen basin]

Ah

It’s basically a thing of

[alpine chasm]

it's basically good for the medal runs

but you need the other games

which makes it useless anyways

[wild pelican]

that cover feels so ai for some reason

[ashen basin]

If you want to complete it, you have to take a GBA, connect it to a DS, a 3DS, then the switch

[alpine chasm]

yeah

for some weird shit like celebi right

[ashen basin]

Think so

Legends za not having home support is so lame to me

arceus does

[alpine chasm]

I forgot it doesn't have it

it's prob temporary

[ashen basin]

but

[alpine chasm]

arceus only got it like 2-3months after release

so its still on track for ZA

also all pokemons transferred to it are permanently gone from previous gens

let's see if they do wind wave today

[ashen basin]

Can’t wait for everyone to completely trash and dismiss this game because it doesn’t look like a PS5 game

[alpine chasm]

tbf it is very well deserved if it happens

that other game freak game for the PS5 proves they can do actual good looking games

[ashen basin]

I dont think its game freak holding them back tbh

[alpine chasm]

yeah prob pokemon company

[ashen basin]

I think it will definitely be better than ZA simply because it’s running only on switch 2, but nobody is going to be impressed by it

As long as the Pokemon are good I’m chill

[alpine chasm]

With Cyberpunk 2077 running on Switch 2 there's literally no excuse

[ashen basin]

the excuse is that they put out too many games too fast

Well

Not an excuse but a reason

They’re already starting development on the next gen 10 games

For next year or some shit

[alpine chasm]

Yeah that's fine

I was glad ZA took them a bit more time

it runs pretty well on my switch 1

even tho yeah windows are shit whatever

who cares

[ashen basin]

I just need that rumored BW remake to be perfect or I will be actually angry

[alpine chasm]

chibi black and white made by ILCA

[ashen basin]

BDSP was ass

[alpine chasm]

BDSP was fine

you expected Platinum however

[ashen basin]

Yeah true

[low mortar]

@alpine chasm I’m getting my ecg today

Someone cancelled and I got the cancellation

[alpine chasm]

Let's gooo

I wish you can get better soon and place all this stuff past you

[winter meadow]

@teal bramble please host this

https://huggingface.co/ykilcher/gpt-4chan

[glacial valve]

😭

[winter meadow]

Their site is down

No one hosts it openly

[alpine chasm]

yeah that seem sus asf

[frosty grail]

@alpine chasm @low mortar @ashen basin @winter meadow

[low mortar]

Bnguyyy!

[teal bramble]

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ts down but racist phi3 is still up

https://huggingface.co/DuckyBlender/racist-phi3

[glacial valve]

Based model

[signal hazel]

i swear they keep moving the date forward

it was supposed to be closed in november

[low mortar]

He just chilling

[terse dome]

gm

[winter meadow]

https://honski.net/library/ml/gpt4chan/gpt4chan.html

Alternative Download link

1MB/s tho

[terse dome]

well it should appear there

worst case just scan your filesystem for multigigabyte large files

[polar python]

this is just grok

[carmine elk]

I used to be such a dumbass in 2022. I couldn’t even jb my then latest iphone 13 on the peakest ios oat

[terse dome]

@sour canyon https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2027277918800601498 bro

気象庁 (@JMA_kishou)

【報道発表】（R8.2.27）最高気温40℃以上の日の名称について、名称を定めるにあたり、広く国民の皆様からのご意見を募るため、アンケートを実施します。　#いのちとくらしをまもる防災減災
https://www.jma.go.jp/jma/press/2602/27a/20260227_40degree.html

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 27, 2026, 7:01 AM

[carmine elk]

gooner language

[low mortar]

Wtf

[ashen basin]

https://www.youtube.com/live/ksha8fEeG6Q?si=YTrYqyKTjfFf-HS7 very cool

[slim nova]

why is it this low quality

[compact terrace]

Does anyone what’s best cheat for mobile games?

Even paid

[polar python]

[rich dune]

offline games? MemEdit2 might work https://github.com/mineek/memedit2

Online games? No, play fairly™️

[fallen pelican]

I can't believe it I only got a c in maths I'm washed

I might kms

it's ok I have time

[rich dune]

@frosty grail

[proven moss]

Playing sleeping dogs

Wtf

Rtx 3060 12gb

[wicked surge]

https://x.com/slater57649/status/2026977497594712571?s=46

Jonathan Slater (@slater57649)

Rabbit Core

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X · Feb 26, 2026, 11:07 AM

[modern pewter]

im japanese and i find this very funny lol

gooner country btw

[stark spruce]

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

[polar python]

@muted shuttle

[stark spruce]

@muted shuttle

[terse dome]

@ruby copper https://vxtwitter.com/IntCyberDigest/status/2027165282674802969 i haven't been breached 🔥

International Cyber Digest (@IntCyberDigest)

‼️ Odido customers can now use HIBP to check whether their data has been leaked.

QRT: haveibeenpwned
New breach: 1M records from Dutch telco Odido have been published following a data breach, exposing 317k unique email addresses along with names, physical addresses, phone numbers and bank account numbers. 58% were already in @haveibeenpwned. More: https://haveibeenpwned.com/Breach/Odido

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 26, 2026, 11:34 PM

my email's not on there

[terse dome]

billions must retain virginity

[stark spruce]

[worthy garden]

offline games? MemEdit2 might work https://github.com/mineek/memedit2

Online games? No, play fairly™️

[rich dune]

😁

[vernal stag]

Guys, hello. Have any of you tried to set up a super-tart or vphone-cli? I would really like to see an iOS VM, but I haven't been able to do it yet.

[stark spruce]

hooleh mooleh its beautiful

[winter meadow]

What game is ts

[stark spruce]

ts does not mean this 🥀

for the uneducated people it's resident evil 🤩🤩

[terse dome]

yeah

[winter meadow]

What does it show in the about section

In settings

[terse dome]

it shows absolutely nothing let me find the screenshot i sent here

[vernal stag]

Will you help me then?

[stark spruce]

no

[tawny wind]

Coverflow :D

[terse dome]

im not going to actively maintain communications with you but I can answer questions you have, sure

[worthy garden]

offline games? MemEdit2 might work https://github.com/mineek/memedit2

Online games? No, play fairly™️

@terse dome Ok Hi bro i will use gtk4

[terse dome]

who r u

[worthy garden]

Bro wym.

i am nebula

I am KetoHub owner.

[terse dome]

nebula? blocked!

[worthy garden]

i am good at idle.

[terse dome]

super idle

[worthy garden]

idle workflow

[chilly bear]

@worthy garden you will be in #public-mod-logs soon

[vernal stag]

I'm currently in the vphone-cli project. And I can't patch the firmware there. Python script does not work referencing a dynamic keystone module error. The rest works

[worthy garden]

Don’t type @chilly bear .

[worthy garden]

For whay

i’ve been there many times

[chilly bear]

im not sure.

[worthy garden]

Okay Steve.

L DRAGGS

[signal hazel]

69gb

[terse dome]

i dont even have 69gb available on my mac

.

[vernal stag]

So will you help me or not 🙁

[velvet zenith]

No

[rotund glade]

in 3.14 days

[terse dome]

i used super tart

[vernal stag]

I see, but I couldn't even modify it because I'm not a programmer

[ruby copper]

No

This is fake

[terse dome]

???

[ruby copper]

Clearly you cannot jailbreak iOS 26

So you clearly also cannot do a remote connection

Unless you made your own jailbreak its fake dude

Just admit it

[terse dome]

#demote4mineek

[ruby copper]

Come on do you really think we're falling for this lol

69GB

[winter meadow]

Are you being sarcastic

[ruby copper]

This is just iOS 16 with some tweaks installed

[ruby copper]

Yes

[chilly comet]

You can’t even fully jailbreak iOS 17

[ruby copper]

I know its real

[winter meadow]

Good boy

[ruby copper]

me when I use palera1n

not being able to use palera1n is just a rich mans problem

[terse dome]

using p1 on ios 26

[ruby copper]

just dont use the latest models

and ur fine

[chilly comet]

“Fully” the latest full jailbreak is iOS 16

[ruby copper]

basically what the vphone does

[ruby copper]

palera1n is a full jailbreak?

[terse dome]

doesn't it put dopamine completed file in the fs

[ruby copper]

yeah but its closer to palera1n than dopamine internally

well

[terse dome]

wtf

[ruby copper]

wait

no

[chilly comet]

I though I kept hearing that it’s wasn’t full

[ruby copper]

it also uses dopamine's basebin

so it depends on where u look at it

[terse dome]

palemine

[ruby copper]

idk who you heard this from but palera1n is a 100% full real jailbreak

[ruby copper]

fr

Dopara1n

Palemine

[winter meadow]

tweak injection works on vphone?

[ruby copper]

Yes

[terse dome]

@ruby copper time to test out dtre model patch

[worthy garden]

@terse dome bro.

[terse dome]

fr

[worthy garden]

this is aids

warning: spotirust@0.1.0: Found pkgconfig at: C:\msys64\mingw64\lib\pkgconfig

[desert cairn]

but its palerain jbinit isnt it

[half compass]

I buy the grapes

[lunar umbra]

guys how i can full unlock iphone 14

[narrow crown]

by inputting the password! hope this helps

[lunar umbra]

i dont remember the password

this helps?

[narrow crown]

then go to apple w ur receipt

:P

they will help u

[lunar umbra]

yeah but i bought the phone in other country and apple says cant do nothing

[narrow crown]

sorrY we cant do anything either

utilize google search

[worthy garden]

Hahahha

[ashen basin]

Holy shit FireRed actually will support pokemon home

[winter meadow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9s5YG98m3Gg?si=HcO0PFq1fAZTxeKf

[ashen basin]

Holy shit

The graphics are so good

Oh my god

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-jelly-real-andrew-jam-andrew-cupcake-andrew-cake-gif-17341819676961753504

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/pokemon/status/2027390804700828125?s=46 we are so back

Pokémon (@Pokemon)

Here’s your first look at #PokemonWindsWaves 🍃🌊 Learn more about the main characters and special Pikachu in this announcement trailer!

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 27, 2026, 2:30 PM

[delicate trench]

https://x.com/catwiftoothless/status/2021547952179970457

trinity.base.eth (@catwiftoothless)

IOS 26 JAILBREAK!!!
😳😳😳
cre: huy nguyen senpai!!!
#ios #ios26 #Apple @Apple #jailbreak

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X · Feb 11, 2026, 11:32 AM

[winter meadow]

What

[delicate trench]

this doesnt even look fake

this prob wont work at iphone 17

[half compass]

It’s not fake

It’s just a factory device

With special firmware

[delicate trench]

ah

[delicate trench]

srd right

[half compass]

No

Vendorui

Basically internalui with less apps

It has some disabled features

[delicate trench]

ok

[half compass]

Apple music isn’t there

And some other stuff

[delicate trench]

where to get ts

i need it

[half compass]

The chinese

[ashen basin]

@alpine chasm we’ve never won so hard + FRLG AND legends ZA got announced to have home support

[half compass]

Vendorui is really rare tho

[delicate trench]

i dont want jailbreak that bad

[ashen basin]

Rest of the Pokemon presents was a bunch of bullshit though ngl, but that was expected

[half compass]

yeah also you definitely shouldn’t buy proto iphones if you don’t know what you’re doing very well

you can fuck them up very easily

and since it’s a proto you literally cannot restore

[delicate trench]

ok is there a chance this will happen on real phones or ipads

[half compass]

maybe in like 5 years yeah

huy is just flexing his internal device on twitter

and people think it’s actually a prod device

[delicate trench]

y do jailbreak devs not make a jailbreak already like there is root and codeexecution bugd alr

[half compass]

there’s another person with a jailbroken iPhone air as well

but you can’t say it’s jailbroken since it was never really jailed in the first place

[half compass]

cuz there’s no proof of concept

and you would need a lot more things

knowing they exist doesn’t help

if you don’t know how you can actually do it

[delicate trench]

true but rembeber checkm8 they realeased a jailbreak once apple updated ios

[half compass]

It was a once in a lifetime bug

It’s probably never gonna happen again

[delicate trench]

alr so ill stay on ios 26 for 5 years then 😭

[fallow oyster]

cydia on iOS 18 would be hella tuff

[signal hazel]

is that all that is?

internal iOS 26

[proven moss]

Pussyyyyyy

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/discussingfilm/status/2027393431694156192?s=46 Mario kart world for some reason:

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

Pikachu's new designs in ‘POKÉMON WINDS AND WAVES’.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 27, 2026, 2:40 PM

[proven moss]

@signal hazel hyd on the fetty?

[proven moss]

He looks Mexican

[ashen basin]

???

[carmine elk]

https://youtube.com/shorts/W8nTADqwgRI?si=AcJl1hx8a89KRQPa

[boreal tree]

The s26 launched 3 days ago and I didn’t even saw an Complaint about the phone

Is it like really that good

[delicate trench]

@half compass is the virtual jailbroken iphone gonna help with jailbreaking btw

[signal hazel]

whar

[desert cairn]

no one cares about jailbreaking anymore

[delicate trench]

i care

[signal hazel]

17 38?

[desert cairn]

yeah but youre not someone with the ability to make jailbreaks=

[proven moss]

You cooking fr?

[desert cairn]

IM LIKE HEY WHATS UP HELLO

[signal hazel]

[proven moss]

18s on the hang motherfucker

[delicate trench]

im like hey whats up heloo seen ur pretty ass

[signal hazel]

[proven moss]

I befriended a peacock

Hes helping deadlift

[ashen basin]

False, give me 20 minutes and something sharp

[signal hazel]

💀 it’s still in your garden?

[proven moss]

Yeah we're friends now

He walks up to me

I wish I could dap him

Coocoo

Hes young

These mfs live from 15-20

[signal hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/yessir-4tmeme-4tomistalt-4tomist-4t-gif-2120889944240199540

[signal hazel]

man they start old

[proven moss]

Zero to 15

Q

Q

Lemme burry your gif rq

@signal hazel

Bombaclot bird

[tame shuttle]

Taking a picture a long time ago and only recently realizing that damn, it can do well as a wallpaper

[dry monolith]

yoh i think my phone is bugging out

[odd cargo]

no

its liquid glass

its there

you just cant see it

[gilded rapids]

@vital knoll GO BY BP IS SO GOOD

It feels like a sci fi movie

[dry monolith]

transparent glass

it was bugging out so hard

the power off screen didnt even show

[chilly bear]

@half compass yt broken so i have to watch ludwig live

💔💔💔

[carmine elk]

the linux thingy has its own store

[ashen basin]

LMAOOOO no way they’re fighting back now

[narrow crown]

finally they are making alola 2

[gilded rapids]

@vital knoll https://youtu.be/2GJfWMYCWY0?si=e4h3Uyj3JeQ2p-PY

[paper flint]

oh hey wayland

[gilded rapids]

Reminds me of old edm

[half compass]

LMAO

[ashen basin]

I didn’t even watch this yet tbh

I heard the song but ehhh

[gilded rapids]

I love the synths

Good with headphones

Something I actually like main characters club energy

lord I’m turning into a blink

[thick tapir]

driving at night is actually so fun

doing 120mph down the highway with a random motorcycle and a random subaru forester

[raven pine]

ticket speedrun

or getting license taken away speedrun

[thick tapir]

they can’t stop all of us

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet
Mario Kart 8DX
First person mod
Emulator 3D side by side option
Pitch/Yaw freecam mapped to headset turning
Wheel

Hear me out

[narrow crown]

become mario

be the mario you want to see in the world

[versed sun]

Idk who is playing for me

[simple drift]

https://x.com/techjunkie_aman/status/2027351507100955121?s=46

[fervent dove]

I hate Elon Musk but here you go

Techjunkie Aman (@Techjunkie_Aman)

StikDebug just made location spoofing insanely easy.
︀︀
︀︀Latest iOS 26 supported.
︀︀
︀︀No jailbreak.
︀︀No PC.
︀︀No exploits.
︀︀Pick a place.
︀︀
︀︀Tap simulate.
︀︀Works with WhatsApp, Telegram, Facebook, Google Maps, even Apple Maps.
︀︀
︀︀The only catch? Keep StikDebug open.
︀︀Check the video for demonstration.
︀︀
︀︀Hit Follow.

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FxTwitter · Feb 27, 2026, 11:54 AM

[simple drift]

ok that’s cool

[chilly bear]

old news

[simple drift]

new to me

[winter meadow]

Uber drivers are going to badly abuse this

[ashen basin]

Lmao wtf

[winter meadow]

@solid kelp happy birthday!

[solid kelp]

Thank you!

[compact elbow]

is this real? no jailbreak?

i need to use it to clockin to my work

[winter meadow]

Then no it won’t work

It’s only for the unemployed

[narrow crown]

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