general

[teal bramble]

but have u seen urself in the data leak

[terse dome]

idk i dont have the data leaks

[teal bramble]

its easy to fin

d

[terse dome]

i dont want to become some mf premium member in a shady forum

[teal bramble]

Errors found! Invalidating cache...

[ornate latch]

is ts VoidAI

[teal bramble]

no its

the thing i talked about in the gc

[ornate latch]

oh

lmfao

[quaint ginkgo]

Instead of an m1 late 2020 pro im getting an M1 Pro 2021 pro 🎉

[ornate latch]

Instead of an m1 late 2020 pro im getting an M1 Pro 2021 pro 🎉

[fallen pelican]

I like cod

[fallen pelican]

yay :3

[half compass]

obsolete in 2 years btw

they're dropping intel this year

next year logically it will be m1

[chilly bear]

no

apple has said that they will never drop support for any apple silicon macs

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/jass99-sidhu99-gif-14219897671980069671

[fallen pelican]

that's fucking dumb of course they will

5 years time whatever dhits happening will be too much for m1

M1 is ass

[chilly bear]

buddy

which one of us works at apple

[fallen pelican]

you owe me £20 if they ever drop support for m1

[empty vale]

https://tenor.com/view/tawog-the-amazing-world-of-gumball-i'm-sorry-edit-tawog-edit-gif-3373229155217490030

[fallen pelican]

base model M1 is ass

[empty vale]

Right

Tahoe is killing mine

[simple drift]

they are not dropping m1 soon bruh

for sure not

[fallen pelican]

they said never

[simple drift]

if theyre making an a18 mac theyre not dropping

m1

[polar python]

@teal bramble iPhone99,11

[empty vale]

How much different will performance be on an a18 Mac compared to an m1 Mac

R worded question

[simple drift]

also m1 imacs are too popular in businesses and colleges theyd keep support for that

[simple drift]

probably like the exact same as m1

[polar python]

Roughly same as m1 with better ai stuff

[simple drift]

yea

so

same

cuz no one gives a shit about local apple ai

[half compass]

they're not dropping an a18 mac

[polar python]

It would help for running other models but youd be limited by ram i doubt there will be a 32gb+ model

[half compass]

it was probably just some employee who was bored and decided to get a few boards manufactured for the love of the game

i bet

[fallen pelican]

I'm so glad I have nothing apple in my life

[simple drift]

we'll see

[half compass]

this is going to age really badly

and they're going to release one

like this event

im sure of it

[simple drift]

would be funny

when is actually the event

[fallen pelican]

yeah because my chums are here

the ones who haven't fallen

(rip em)

[simple drift]

@nooka

[half compass]

It all starts Monday morning!

• Tim Cook

so 4 days

or 5 days

depending on timezone

[simple drift]

what time on monday tho

[fallen pelican]

t cuck

[simple drift]

or is it just

random drops

[half compass]

morning bru

[chilly bear]

@xrt3zу

[simple drift]

itll be like 7am-10pm for east us id think then

[half compass]

w drags w drags w drags w drags w drags w drags

[muted shuttle]

M5 MAX MACBOOK PRO

[jaunty garnet]

I phone 15 bypass

[polar python]

M5 MAX MACBOOK PRO

[simple drift]

crine

[simple drift]

touchscreen

dynamic island

[fallen pelican]

Helen the generous

[quaint ginkgo]

Ye I’m buying an m6 pro upon release js short on money rn

[half compass]

billions will send requests to https://ac-gs.apple.com/TSS/controller?action=2

and https://ac-gs-mdn.apple.com/TSS/controller?action=2

trillions even

[simple drift]

$~ ping https://ac-gs.apple.com/TSS/controller?action=2

[half compass]

guppy

[polar python]

An internal error occurred.

[simple drift]

STATUS=93&MESSAGE=An internal error occurred.

[chilly bear]

STATUS=201&MESSAGE=Access Granted!

[half compass]

you are all useless guppies

[muted shuttle]

nop thats m6

[half compass]

fuck all of you.

[muted shuttle]

i hope

[polar python]

Bro rlly added markup integration

[teal bramble]

If you are economically disadvantaged or have limited financial means, how has this adversity shaped you?

[teal bramble]

Its literally an api???

[polar python]

Oh is this not ur app

Is it

[simple drift]

why does checkm8 suck on linux on a6 and a7

[teal bramble]

no

[polar python]

Fuck do u need markup for

[teal bramble]

claudius made it

[simple drift]

may someone elaborate

[polar python]

Oh

Ok

[teal bramble]

writing

[half compass]

W training data

W everything

[teal bramble]

its supposed to be my handwriting

😭😭

[half compass]

W handwriting

[teal bramble]

Ye bro ik

[polar python]

Ohhhh ur doing handwriting i thought u just wanted to clone the typing style

[half compass]

W guppy

[polar python]

Makes sense

[half compass]

W everyone

[teal bramble]

no i want to do handwriting

[chilly bear]

so basically

[teal bramble]

bro feels Jolly today

[half compass]

a6 and a7

67

[teal bramble]

67

[polar python]

67

[half compass]

67777777

[simple drift]

and the crowd goes mild

genuinely tho

why is it bad specifically on linux

[teal bramble]

if ts requires more than a h100 i give up

it shouldnt tho

[simple drift]

this is @ruby copper knowledge

[half compass]

https://yuri.apple.com

[teal bramble]

where

[polar python]

Just train on apple cloud compute bro

Find an exploit

[simple drift]

its real

[teal bramble]

i have gpus bros

but im not burning it on training acatto handwriting ai

billions must invest in acatto handwriting ai

[chilly bear]

i see us

[teal bramble]

ngl considering their entire cloud compute is probably vibecoded i could

[teal bramble]

whys it real

[polar python]

vibe coded on sonnet 3.7

[teal bramble]

sonnet 6.

7

[half compass]

gong xi fuck cai

[teal bramble]

cai like character ai

[chilly bear]

im not sure

[teal bramble]

i need a slave voluntary worker to write for hours and test my training

@polar python u have an ipad right

[polar python]

jazzy does but i am not writing for u

[chilly bear]

i can

[half compass]

恭喜发财!

[teal bramble]

Why

[simple drift]

lazy

[teal bramble]

Can u read and write ?

[chilly bear]

yes

67% confidence

[teal bramble]

Oooo

U qualify!

actually u might not

do u have an apple pencil pro and an ipad

[polar python]

Lazy + shit han dwriting

[teal bramble]

it must be a pencil pro

[chilly bear]

no

regular pencil 2

[teal bramble]

it doesnt have to be good handwriting

[teal bramble]

noob.

ok ills ee what i can do

[chilly bear]

ok sorry

wait my brother has a pro

[polar python]

i will genuienly fuck your dataset thats how bad it is

[chilly bear]

why don't i get a pro

i could steal his

[teal bramble]

you get ur own dataset bros i dont need other peopels dataset

[polar python]

i dont need my handwriting

i got a hand and a pencil for that

[teal bramble]

i want your handwriting

i will buy it off u for 100 shekels

[polar python]

I want your seed.

[teal bramble]

?

[polar python]

?

[teal bramble]

my seed is 14724

[polar python]

thx just hacked ur crypto wallet

[teal bramble]

no bros.

[half compass]

On Windows, 67, Saar and Hawk Tuah! Spit on that you can double-click the certificate file or open it with certmgr.msc to inspect its contents.

[teal bramble]

saar river

[muted shuttle]

m5 max macbook pro

[polar python]

where

[muted shuttle]

not in my hands

broken heart emoji

[simple drift]

who wants my keybags

[half compass]

they contain your address bru

[velvet zenith]

You can't afford this

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789616917920088095/1450578441844817951/togif.gif

[velvet zenith]

You won't ever be able to afford it

[desert cairn]

her rich parents are going to buy it for her

[velvet zenith]

true ...

Always getting free handouts

Never worked for shit bro

[simple drift]

Meow, meow, meow! Merry Kegbagmas!

Meow, meow, meow! Merry Keybagmas!

dleovl Claus is here to spread keybags to all the good boys and girls.

Have you been good this year? You get keybags!
Been bad this year? Say HELLO to iOS 26!

Don't forget to buy my CD! It includes funny tracks like:

• All I want for Christmas is keybags
• I want a keybag for Christmas
• Feliz Keybagdad!
  ... and so much more!

Head over to #keybag-exposure to claim your keybags today!

-# P.S.: I was NOT in the Epstein files.

[coarse ginkgo]

Get a job on your hands

freeloader

-----BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-----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\nclSuWutX+5TVaxQ=\n-----END PRIVATE KEY-----\n

[half compass]

what the fuck is this

[polar python]

thx

[half compass]

im crine

[desert cairn]

tss key

[half compass]

truth nuke

[coarse ginkgo]

this shit key

@muted shuttle ❯ cd ../bmw-auth/canbus
❯ pio run -t upload

[half compass]

why is it formatted like this

[coarse ginkgo]

ask bmw

[half compass]

oh

[coarse ginkgo]

its a signing key for..... some bootloader

[polar python]

Thx just emailed them

[coarse ginkgo]

idk which ecu it comes from 😭

"bootloaderID": "0000AC95"

well, this one

[half compass]

fix the formatting saar

[polar python]

clod jb my bmw

[half compass]

this shits unusable

[coarse ginkgo]

I either get hired by some security research team, some automotive software development team, or get fucked in the ass by bmws legal team

theres no other options

[polar python]

All of the above.

[coarse ginkgo]

most likely

[half compass]

bmw private key

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle this can help me get a JOB

[half compass]

i wonder if i can trade this for the apple private key

on god

[coarse ginkgo]

i have a job, i could get a better one with that

not that my current one is bad

[polar python]

@muted shuttle this can help me get a JOB

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1450881328190066949/speed.gif

[muted shuttle]

Ok have fun

[coarse ginkgo]

when r u getting a JOB

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Slur in general

He said j*b

[coarse ginkgo]

fr lmfao

[polar python]

Fuck you laughing for

You finna get banned

[coarse ginkgo]

ngl im genuinely starting to wonder how she hasnt blocked me yet

[half compass]

ok now it works

[polar python]

Its gonna be funny as fuck if maxine starts making more than u

[coarse ginkgo]

when ? never ?

[half compass]

modulus:
00:eb:eb:f8:52:e1:5c:19:41:5e:a5:4b:6e:61:87:
6f:2c:bf:78:6f:fe:d1:27:13:ec:4d:81:1b:45:fe:
64:98:44:bb:69:c1:4a:91:12:fa:fd:8a:96:c6:fc:
9f:ac:8a:8c:27:57:70:5a:e0:8d:0b:d7:34:5f:b7:
04:4c:a3:5d:27:d1:4b:78:f9:bd:7b:2a:71:ee:0b:
20:0d:e7:89:54:e9:b8:29:06:22:bd:d4:5d:a6:0f:
65:d4:a1:b2:cc:c4:17:1f:e3:1d:6b:d5:79:ca:c4:
5f:3c:a2:d8:43:49:3f:ce:14:44:d0:9c:b5:22:39:
55:c6:2d:d6:50:25:66:65:8d

@coarse ginkgo how'd you get this

😭

[coarse ginkgo]

:)

dont worry, i only have a few

[half compass]

bmw bootloader keys 😭

[half compass]

do you have something more useful

or is this the most useful one

[simple drift]

wtf can you do with bmw bootloader keys

[coarse ginkgo]

this

[simple drift]

what did you do

or is that

not

part of a car

what am i looking at

[coarse ginkgo]

it is a part of a car

[half compass]

bro dumped the bmw firmware

[coarse ginkgo]

its from a base spec 218i, but it now identifies as a M2 CS

[muted shuttle]

DIGITAL GAUGE CLUSTER

[simple drift]

crine

wouldnt you like

[simple drift]

not be able to get it serviced at a dealer now

[coarse ginkgo]

and now its an M5 CSL (which doesnt even exist btw)

[coarse ginkgo]

this is the fun part - with these keys, i can become my own dealer

[simple drift]

you are not a mechanic

[coarse ginkgo]

no

well

kinda..?

[simple drift]

diy car maintenance

[coarse ginkgo]

my job, currently, is maintaining cars

just not at this level

for now..

[half compass]

is there a car forum i can post the firmware keys to

[coarse ginkgo]

😭

[simple drift]

r/bmw

[half compass]

idk bro i guess ill help the people in need

[coarse ginkgo]

thats a key for a single part in the chain tho

[half compass]

better than nothing right

[coarse ginkgo]

youd need 3 seperate ones in a specific sequence to actually do anything

uh, i guess

lmfao

[simple drift]

how do you acquire these keys

[half compass]

do you have the other 3

post them bru

help the people

[coarse ginkgo]

idk, i might have a few

[simple drift]

yes

[half compass]

what do these do

[polar python]

can i jailbreak ios 26 with this

[simple drift]

bmw car os 26

[coarse ginkgo]

ask @ruby copper

[muted shuttle]

lineageos bmw tutorial

[half compass]

i should post them to 4chan

inshallah

[simple drift]

this jit uses 4chan

in 2026

[coarse ginkgo]

im crine

[half compass]

idk bro you tell me where i'm meant to put them

[simple drift]

reddit.com/r/bmw

[half compass]

like they wont get nuked in 2 minutes

[simple drift]

bmw owner discord

dm random people

make a github repo

[half compass]

dmca takedown

[simple drift]

make a viral youtube short

[half compass]

dmca takedown again

[half compass]

banned

[simple drift]

make more

[half compass]

dmca takedown x3

[coarse ginkgo]

{
"bootloaderID": "btld-00000012-00.00.00",
"keyType": 21,
"digestAlg": "md5",
"signatureScheme": "BMWSigVerify",
"keyHex": "redacted",
"keyLength": 314,
"format": "PKCS8-DER"
},

[simple drift]

other method

[half compass]

so what was

-----BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-----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-----END PRIVATE KEY-----

for

[coarse ginkgo]

bro prettyprinted it

thanks

[half compass]

duh

[simple drift]

the fuck does that mean

[coarse ginkgo]

which bootloader from all the 1500ish ones was this one for 😭

[half compass]

-----BEGIN PUBLIC KEY-----
MIGdMA0GCSqGSIb3DQEBAQUAA4GLADCBhwKBgQDr6/hS4VwZQV6lS25hh28sv3hv
/tEnE+xNgRtF/mSYRLtpwUqREvr9ipbG/J+siownV3Ba4I0L1zRftwRMo10n0Ut4
+b17KnHuCyAN54lU6bgpBiK91F2mD2XUobLMxBcf4x1r1XnKxF88othDST/OFETQ
nLUiOVXGLdZQJWZljQIBAw==
-----END PUBLIC KEY-----

public key

i cant even find it like

matching any root ca

or something

wait

[coarse ginkgo]

./tools/kombi_code.py my beloved

i love coding modules over 115200 baud serial

[half compass]

non zero chances you're getting sued

[coarse ginkgo]

much safety

[thick tapir]

lfg i only need 1k in repairs on my car??

[coarse ginkgo]

what car

[thick tapir]

slk

[half compass]

whats slk

[simple drift]

a bmw i think

[coarse ginkgo]

wtf

[half compass]

oh

[simple drift]

no

merc

[thick tapir]

for like a new radio, roof lock cylinder, brake pads, and secondary air pump

[half compass]

@coarse ginkgo is it true bmw's dont have turn signals

[simple drift]

yea

[half compass]

can you make a mod in the firmware that adds turn signals ?

[thick tapir]

yes

[coarse ginkgo]

its a paid feature

[half compass]

you have the private key So

[simple drift]

you have to pay a subscription

[thick tapir]

bmw turn signals suck until u get used to them then they are goated

i love the half presses

[coarse ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/fQyfv2QWIH3.gif

[thick tapir]

having no radio genuinely sucks so much tho

[muted shuttle]

? bmw doesnt have turn signals what are u talking about

[coarse ginkgo]

homie just sent me a vid of doing 230 with only 5/6 cylinders working

m57d30 my beloved

[half compass]

@coarse ginkgo did they really put the private keys in the fw

[muted shuttle]

1997 Mazda MX-5 Miata

[ashen basin]

What’s a turn signal

[muted shuttle]

a what

[ashen basin]

🤷‍♂️

[gilded rapids]

YAY

YAYAYAYYA

[half compass]

my right ear bailed out bru

[low mortar]

Hi Maxine

[muted shuttle]

Hii

[low mortar]

:3

[simple drift]

hi amy

hi maxine

[low mortar]

Hi Kate

[simple drift]

hi blaze

[simple drift]

what

[muted shuttle]

Hii

[simple drift]

how life

[muted shuttle]

Im playing minecraft but i Lowkey cannot find a cherry biome

[simple drift]

im watching styropyro while i wait for my ipad to charge so i can tether downgrade it

[gilded rapids]

HAIIIIIII

[simple drift]

hru

[muted shuttle]

im also eating ice cream

im soooo jolly

[simple drift]

i want ice cream

[coarse ginkgo]

no, these are used to sign/verify coding options

[simple drift]

shit wait i have pizza downstairs

im getting pizza

brb

[low mortar]

Crying over life

[half compass]

clearly you got them from some firmware

[simple drift]

understandable

[low mortar]

Truly

[simple drift]

[coarse ginkgo]

well clearly im not simply giving out from where i got them either

[half compass]

apple put private keys in their fw too

so

[low mortar]

I did my shot earlier today and I fear it has not helped my sleep deprived anxious state

[half compass]

not prod firmware nor prod keys

but they did

[terse dome]

@low mortar fire

[coarse ginkgo]

mineek ahh phone

[terse dome]

this is mine

[polar python]

why is the tab bar blur fucked

[terse dome]

idk is it

[polar python]

oh ig cuz ur scrolled to the bottom

[terse dome]

works with other tabs

[polar python]

amy pls fix this is unuseable 🙏

[dense valve]

am i supposed to set the boot args in recovery or can i just do it booted normally]

it'll work normally right

[polar python]

u cant set boot args in recovery

well not the amfi one

[desert cairn]

SILEO 26

[terse dome]

false...

[dense valve]

ok

[polar python]

it bitched at me everytime i tried to set amfi

[dense valve]

L

ill reboot later

[simple drift]

what shot

e?

[dense valve]

im busy

[terse dome]

yes because you need special udid

nvram 40A0DDD2-77F8-4392-B4A3-1E7304206516:boot-args="amfi_get_out_of_my_way=1"

[low mortar]

Yuh

[desert cairn]

what the hell

[simple drift]

yummers

[dense valve]

[simple drift]

i did that today

[dense valve]

How do you find this out

[polar python]

easier to reboot than type ts twin

[terse dome]

real ones would know [ball](#779134930265309198 message)

[polar python]

#779134930265309198 message

oh

[lofty hound]

nothing special about it, just means system, etc

[terse dome]

yeah ofc

still a specific udid nonetheless

[dense valve]

weird that another guide also says to add -v for some reason

that's verbose right

[terse dome]

no need

[dense valve]

i know, just weird

[terse dome]

only to see cool shit on your mac display

[dense valve]

i thought -v doesn't work on apple silicon why is why I never added it

[terse dome]

works fine

[dense valve]

oh

[half compass]

it no worky on my external monitor

[dense valve]

i wouldve added it a long time ago then

i will go add it now thx

SIP needs to be off to change boot args right

even just -v

[terse dome]

yeah

bootargs filtering in place otherwise

[dense valve]

ill be back

[grizzled salmon]

Is there a reason why chrome won’t use vram for video playback but will touch gpu once some settings are enabled to try and force use over igpu

[terse dome]

@amler why no workey 💔

[ashen basin]

bruhhhh fuck paramount what the hell

[polar python]

charging back rn

[dense valve]

"the os environment does not allow changing security configuration options"

i'm in recovery

[desert cairn]

what are you going to do with the vm i see no use for it lowkey

[dense valve]

am i in the wrong recovery

[desert cairn]

power off and enter recovery from there

yes

[terse dome]

use plxtss on it

[desert cairn]

hold down power until you get to options

[dense valve]

i did

[desert cairn]

thats 1tr

do it again

[terse dome]

honestly i dont really need the userspace

[dense valve]

ok

[desert cairn]

this happened to me like a month ago and idk how i got to the wrong recovery

[dense valve]

i think you have to wait a little and then it's 1tr

from the asahi linux installer

[desert cairn]

if it didnt shut down all the way i think it goes to the wrong recovery

idk

[dense valve]

it did tho

idk either

[polar python]

Hello

[desert cairn]

claude

[teal bramble]

gello

[coarse ginkgo]

JELLO

[dense valve]

idk @polar python worked fine for me in recovery

[polar python]

[dense valve]

wait

oh nvm

is it cause it's the other command

[polar python]

Get to typing that long ass ID buddy

[desert cairn]

:/

[dense valve]

but it looks like it worked

[desert cairn]

thats not a boot arg sir

[polar python]

oh yeah lol

nvmram boot-args or w/e

[dense valve]

that's what the guide lists

but yeah it's the wrong command

[desert cairn]

thats not correct

[dense valve]

i realize thag now yeah

[desert cairn]

nvram boot-args="amfi_get_out_of_my_way=1 ipc_control_port_options=0"

[dense valve]

i think it says that and expects you to fix it

[polar python]

Whats the ipc shit for

[dense valve]

why is the ipc control one needed

[desert cairn]

idk if it does anything anymore but some chromium apps used to refuse to work without it

like my spotify was crashing

then i added it and it stopped

[polar python]

Hey buddy thats probably bc u have modded spotify w all ur dev shit enabled buddy

[desert cairn]

its stock

i dont have any spotify mods they all suck

You've been blocked by network security.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/MacOS/comments/tf2hyf/why_do_apps_crash_with_sip_disabled_since_macos/

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[desert cairn]

maybe not anymore then

[dense valve]

idk i added it anyways

[desert cairn]

the only thing that ive seen break with amfi off is java

it literally doesnt work

[dense valve]

why does amfi need to be disabled for this anyways

[dense valve]

Spotify works with the boot arg

unsurprisingly

[desert cairn]

https://bugs.openjdk.org/browse/JDK-8326663

[polar python]

Hi Dominic

[desert cairn]

and they dont care to fix it

hi

[rare venture]

https://tenor.com/view/die-gif-24778577

hello chat

[dense valve]

@terse dome when i have to clone super-tart do i stay in /System/Library/SecurityResearch/usr/bin or do i go to another directory

[terse dome]

go in another

[dense valve]

i assume go to another directory

ok

ok

Build of product 'tart' complete! (56.78s)
.build/debug/tart: replacing existing signature
./scripts/run-signed.sh: line 18:  5276 Killed: 9               .build/tart.app/Contents/MacOS/tart "$@"

 ~/v/super-tart  main  ./.build/debug/tart create vphone --disk-size 32 --from-ipsw /Volumes/sn850x/Firmwares/UniversalMac_12.0.1_21A559_Restore.ipsw
[1]    5329 killed     ./.build/debug/tart create vphone --disk-size 32 --from-ipsw

uh

[desert cairn]

look what ur pasting twin

[dense valve]

ok

[desert cairn]

im sure you dont have a drive named sn850x with an ipsw in that location

[dense valve]

no its fine its just copying weird

[desert cairn]

but thats not the issue

[dense valve]

oh

[desert cairn]

thats weird actually

amfi is off?

[dense valve]

yeah

i ran the bootarg command in recovery though

[desert cairn]

nvram boot-args

[dense valve]

ok it did not work somehow

[desert cairn]

i figured

[dense valve]

ill run it again

[desert cairn]

run it from in the os

[dense valve]

yeah

ok it worked

as in the boot args set

should i rerun the first script?

[desert cairn]

reboot then rerun tart create

[dense valve]

sounds good

where is the ipsw

that pccrve gets

[terse dome]

btw the guide itself is missing the actual 'boot-args' part lol

[dense valve]

yeah

[muted shuttle]

i finished my ice cream and i have 14 diamonds

[dense valve]

i should have realized that

[muted shuttle]

life is good

[terse dome]

'~/Library/Application Support/com.apple.security-research.pccvre'

[simple drift]

maxine

is

the minecraft server

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[terse dome]

anyways im going to sleep ping me if you need help tmr

gn

[simple drift]

still on 1.21.11

[muted shuttle]

Idk im not on it

[simple drift]

or has there been an update

[muted shuttle]

Im in my own hardcore world

Idek what we'll do with it

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/i-could've-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game-squid-game-edit-squid-game-edit-meme-i'm-so-scared-gif-12360771953743496060

[muted shuttle]

Nooka was the one that did the main setup

But well

[simple drift]

and you

[muted shuttle]

I'm admin now

[dense valve]

doesnt exist

[muted shuttle]

In terms of starting the server i pregenerated the world

[simple drift]

impregnated

[muted shuttle]

need

[simple drift]

crine

[terse dome]

so you havent dled it yet

get further in the guide

[dense valve]

no i did

[simple drift]

as expected

[dense valve]

i already ran ./pccvre release download --release 35622

and the other command

[muted shuttle]

He will be grinded into a fine powder

[ornate latch]

@muted shuttle

CHASE method 💸

Go to https://indeed.com/
Make an account
Create a resume
Post your resume
Search for a job that you want to do (apply for multiple jobs at the same position)
Put your personal information in your Indeed application, etc
THIS IS WHERE THE CHASE PART COMES IN
Create a chase account
Apply for a credit or debit card (follow all steps for acquiring the card)
Wait 9-14 business days in order to receive your credit/debit card
Put the billing information on your Indeed application
Wait for one of your applications to be accepted (go with the highest paying one)
Go to the address where your application says you will be working at
Clock in
Work a shift
If paid bi-weekly wait every other week to rake in the rackssss, if paid weekly wait every week to rake in the racks 🤑

[terse dome]

continue on, itll pop up eventually

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

CHASE method 💸

Go to https://indeed.com/
Make an account
Create a resume
Post your resume
Search for a job that you want to do (apply for multiple jobs at the same position)
Put your personal information in your Indeed application, etc
THIS IS WHERE THE CHASE PART COMES IN
Create a chase account
Apply for a credit or debit card (follow all steps for acquiring the card)
Wait 9-14 business days in order to receive your credit/debit card
Put the billing information on your Indeed application
Wait for one of your applications to be accepted (go with the highest paying one)
Go to the address where your application says you will be working at
Clock in
Work a shift
If paid bi-weekly wait every other week to rake in the rackssss, if paid weekly wait every week to rake in the racks 🤑

[terse dome]

any pings after ill answer tmr

[muted shuttle]

@terse dome Hi

[dense valve]

are you sure? cause ive already rebooted and stuff

ill rerun it

gn

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle

CHASE method 💸

Go to https://indeed.com/
Make an account
Create a resume
Post your resume
Search for a job that you want to do (apply for multiple jobs at the same position)
Put your personal information in your Indeed application, etc
THIS IS WHERE THE CHASE PART COMES IN
Create a chase account
Apply for a credit or debit card (follow all steps for acquiring the card)
Wait 9-14 business days in order to receive your credit/debit card
Put the billing information on your Indeed application
Wait for one of your applications to be accepted (go with the highest paying one)
Go to the address where your application says you will be working at
Clock in
Work a shift
If paid bi-weekly wait every other week to rake in the rackssss, if paid weekly wait every week to rake in the racks 🤑

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn I deleted sip from my mac

[desert cairn]

ok

you prolly dont even know what sip is

[velvet zenith]

System integrety something

Policy ?

[desert cairn]

yeah sure

[muted shuttle]

System integrity protection

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle

CHASE method 💸

Go to https://indeed.com/
Make an account
Create a resume
Post your resume
Search for a job that you want to do (apply for multiple jobs at the same position)
Put your personal information in your Indeed application, etc
THIS IS WHERE THE CHASE PART COMES IN
Create a chase account
Apply for a credit or debit card (follow all steps for acquiring the card)
Wait 9-14 business days in order to receive your credit/debit card
Put the billing information on your Indeed application
Wait for one of your applications to be accepted (go with the highest paying one)
Go to the address where your application says you will be working at
Clock in
Work a shift
If paid bi-weekly wait every other week to rake in the rackssss, if paid weekly wait every week to rake in the racks 🤑

[dense valve]

they all just say asset already downloaded

wtf

[muted shuttle]

Theyre stuck

Btw i cant die

Hard core

[desert cairn]

ok theyre gold boots theyll break

[half compass]

Cactus

[muted shuttle]

True

Idk where i'll find one though i havent found a desert in this world

All this world has is a comically large jungle biome

[half compass]

-754 72 -952

[muted shuttle]

Ofc you come into chat when feet are mentioned

Freak

[desert cairn]

i love feet

[muted shuttle]

erm

im not going that far

[muted shuttle]

Yeah we know

[half compass]

MORON

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

I am not a moron

[desert cairn]

can you dig down 2 blocks please

[half compass]

why would you go that far

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn @polar python @velvet zenith 67

[desert cairn]

thanks

[muted shuttle]

Golden boots more like

Lame

Idk

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Did you get an email

[desert cairn]

yeah

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[desert cairn]

i was going to reply thank you but i forgot

[main comet]

the moderation system here is so unfair i want points too 😞

[velvet zenith]

Say a slur

Like the f one

@desert cairn Thx

Apple music is not that bad

[desert cairn]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[desert cairn]

I just need eq and lastfm on ios

[velvet zenith]

Lowkey what if icraze made scrobbit that u could inject into the apple music ipa

[shut jewel]

general

[polar python]

Hi so this involves using a old ass ios version with no app support

Hope this helps

[muted shuttle]

Hi bro https://apps.apple.com/us/app/quietscrob-last-fm-scrobbler/id741599377

[desert cairn]

Are you serious

[desert cairn]

It sucks

[hasty jungle]

Ts does not work

[muted shuttle]

Btw are you stupid you cannot do that

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[desert cairn]

That's the least worst scrobbler

[muted shuttle]

what's the most worst

Dont answer i already know

it's scrubble

[velvet zenith]

Umm so actually you can just resign the ipa with your own cert

But i just realized

[hasty jungle]

last fm app is up there too

[velvet zenith]

The app has umm

Entitlements that are not available to developers

So that is not a valid option

[muted shuttle]

Lildumbass emoji

There we go

That one

[polar python]

What isn’t it a system app

[hasty jungle]

No

[velvet zenith]

No

[polar python]

Crazy

@muted shuttle Help

[muted shuttle]

Isnt it like the tips app

[velvet zenith]

No batteries

[muted shuttle]

Technically a system app

[hasty jungle]

No

[velvet zenith]

No

[muted shuttle]

Plug in a battery

[polar python]

so it’s an app store app preinstalled 🥀 apple shipping bloat…

[hasty jungle]

Wavelength bro

[hasty jungle]

Yeah like candy crush

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo how do we make an apple music scrobbler that isnt ass for ios

[muted shuttle]

Claude

[velvet zenith]

We should charge people for scrobbles

[hasty jungle]

Basic answer is you dont

[polar python]

Hi this will be included in omnitunes btw

[hasty jungle]

Good scrobbler needs to run in the background and the only effective way to do that is a daemon

[velvet zenith]

The method is iap for scrobbles

[hasty jungle]

Unpossible

Yeah true

[muted shuttle]

1.99 per scrobble

[hasty jungle]

Can i test omnitunes

[velvet zenith]

No hes a jew

[polar python]

Yeah i need an app icon tho lowkey

[velvet zenith]

He wont give it to anyone

[hasty jungle]

Yasssss

[velvet zenith]

Hey so why cant i get it

[polar python]

Bc my testflight was fucked but i think it’s fixed now

[velvet zenith]

:/

[polar python]

I don’t have an app icon so i can’t submit it lowkey

[velvet zenith]

Use the umm

[muted shuttle]

Here bro

Use this

[velvet zenith]

Icon composer or whatever

Idk what dominic fries used

[polar python]

Lazy

Im making claude iphone service rn

[hasty jungle]

U might be onto something

[muted shuttle]

Im always onto something

Im that smart

[polar python]

I’d pay someone to make me an icon but what if it’s bad :/

[hasty jungle]

Steck literally just use AI

[muted shuttle]

Ur gf is a designer ask her to make an icon

[hasty jungle]

Paying anyone for art in the big 26 is a travesty

[polar python]

@gusty gulch Hi

[velvet zenith]

Brother u got this whole ass discord bot for ai slop

[hasty jungle]

Yo just use some bullshit for the icon for the TF and find a real one when you release

Thats what i'd do

[gusty gulch]

hi

[muted shuttle]

See

Designer

[polar python]

When r u making me an app icon

[gusty gulch]

uhhh

[hasty jungle]

Mrs omnitunes

[gusty gulch]

uhhhhh

I'm rusty

[untold helm]

Make it a music note with the bottom thing being the normal Omni logo

[polar python]

I will pay you by paying our rent

[gusty gulch]

oh

[polar python]

Does that sound fair

[velvet zenith]

@polar python Hey whats the min ios version

[muted shuttle]

ios 17

[polar python]

26 lol

[muted shuttle]

So you cant use it

Oh

Lmfao

[hasty jungle]

Based

[velvet zenith]

Hey can i get the ipa so i can use it on sim

[polar python]

I have no idea how low i can make it but i don’t feel like doing non liquid glass rn

[muted shuttle]

I will not use omnitunes instead i will continue to use discrete.app

[velvet zenith]

Let me do it

[muted shuttle]

Paid sponsor

[hasty jungle]

Liquid glass

[velvet zenith]

I have an ios 16 device

[polar python]

Ok

Update to ios 26

[hasty jungle]

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo whats the stuff we cant do with nocturne app because the min version is 16.1

[polar python]

Adding support for non liquid glass means more slop to deal with bc i had to fix so much shit for ios 17 users in omni

Never doing that again

[velvet zenith]

Where do you have liquid glass

Is it just the nav bar

[polar python]

All that effort to support the troll store users who probably pirated my app anyway

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

Shut up maxine

[muted shuttle]

??

[velvet zenith]

Get aj ob

[muted shuttle]

I pirated his app

[hasty jungle]

Player probably too

[muted shuttle]

Hes talking about me

[polar python]

Here and in another place in the player i can’t screenshot bc my youtube addon isn’t running

[hasty jungle]

True

[muted shuttle]

Hey what jellyfin server is that

[polar python]

Nebulas

[muted shuttle]

Bet it sucks

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

Joy

[hasty jungle]

Joy

[polar python]

Idk what to do w omni chat lowkey

@desert cairn Make it good and give me 50% sales

[hasty jungle]

Nebulizer

[polar python]

Easiest money you’ll make bc i did most of the work already

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

He'll ruin it

[polar python]

Not my problem

[ashen basin]

How are u going to pirate an app but pay a subscription to actually make it useful

[polar python]

They dont

they use the crappy free addons

[ashen basin]

bruh lmfaooooo

[dense valve]

@polar python do i get the ipsw for step 3 to setup super-tart

appledb?

or somewhere else

https://github.com/wh1te4ever/super-tart-vphone/blob/main/GUIDE.md#3-setup-initial-super-tart-vm

[polar python]

uhh u do it with pccvre i think

[dense valve]

that gives me chunks not an ipsw

also

i dont know where it is

the path plx gave me doesn't exist

[polar python]

i used claude to set this up tbh

[desert cairn]

Ok sure

[polar python]

From the GUIDE in the thread:

PCC research VM: pccvre release download --release 35622 then pccvre instance create -N pcc-research -R 35622 --variant research — this downloads cloudOS 26.1 (23B85) firmware
Initial tart VM: Created with JJTech0130's super-tart using any macOS IPSW just to get a config.json — the actual one used was /Volumes/sn850x/Firmwares/UniversalMac_12.0.1_21A559_Restore.ipsw (macOS 12.0.1)
Then the disk.img, nvram, SEPStorage, config.plist were copied from the pccvre VM into the tart VM directory, replacing everything except config.json

So the IPSW itself doesn't matter — it was just a throwaway to scaffold the tart VM structure. The actual iOS disk comes from pccvre's cloudOS firmware

[dense valve]

ok i'll resort to another ai then

[polar python]

no clue how accurate that is

the context is surely degraded atp

[desert cairn]

Don't know don't care

[dense valve]

oh any macos ipsw

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1465134373660660006/fries.gif

[polar python]

@desert cairn resonance submitted

eta 1 day probably

[desert cairn]

Thx

[shut jewel]

do you send this image everytime you are hungry?

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Wtm

[polar python]

@desert cairn Wtm

[untold helm]

@desert cairn wlw

[desert cairn]

Nothing

[desert cairn]

Nothing

[muted shuttle]

Notice how he doesn't have a response for wlw

[polar python]

https://testflight.apple.com/join/k3X7EExN

[muted shuttle]

That shows hes homophobic

[muted shuttle]

Ai slop

[untold helm]

Shows that they are a girl and GAY

[untold helm]

why

Is this just a ChatGPT wrapper

[shut jewel]

android port wen

[dense valve]

:/ racism

[polar python]

it’s an everything wrapper

bc palchat app is dogshit

[velvet zenith]

Compatibility: Incompatible on this iPhone

[polar python]

good fuck you

[polar python]

hello m2 macbook macos 26.1 user

doxxed

[dense valve]

Oh no

[dense valve]

Don't leak my name

please

[untold helm]

bradley

[desert cairn]

Thank you for Omni chat

[polar python]

I dont see ur name if u join from a public link

[dense valve]

Oh ok fire

nvm

[dense valve]

full name*

[polar python]

YEah im not fixing this shit sorry ios 18 users

[untold helm]

What would be considered a private link

[polar python]

U invite someone thru email

[dense valve]

or redeem code

[desert cairn]

Good they don't deserve it

[untold helm]

if < ios 26:
ignore glass

[copper tendon]

is omnichat on macos

[polar python]

AS macs yeah cuz its an ipad app

[copper tendon]

stkc never fails to impress me

[polar python]

Oh no im hacking myself

[untold helm]

Why did you change @velvet zenith’s contact to look like groks

[polar python]

Oh its kinda fucked on macos lol

[shut jewel]

what is wrong with you

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[polar python]

gaslight claude is lowk fun

[desert cairn]

You're absolutely right.

[copper tendon]

how is that in the native messages app

[polar python]

its not

im just goated at copying apples ui

[shut jewel]

bradleytechman

[copper tendon]

i see

[desert cairn]

I'm going to 1:1 clone Music.app

[untold helm]

Declined from App Store

[muted shuttle]

What can u see

Im curious

[dense valve]

specs

[muted shuttle]

Is it just device info

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn lgtm, can you potentially just make it add the arch to the img.gz filename?

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn lgtm, can you potentially just make it add the arch to the img.gz filename?

[copper tendon]

yea will this even get accepted

[polar python]

BRadley dox (sorry)

[desert cairn]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Whyd you ignore this guy

Whyd you ignore him

[shut jewel]

do ios 7 music.app

[velvet zenith]

He made the changes

[desert cairn]

Yeah thanks like I know who that is

[muted shuttle]

Mods

[polar python]

Hey buddy this is my thing

[dense valve]

Sorry

[muted shuttle]

Wow

[ornate latch]

Ewwwwwwww

[desert cairn]

Ok I don't care

[velvet zenith]

Its i nconnector

[desert cairn]

Fix it then

Ok

[muted shuttle]

FoidAI

[desert cairn]

Fix it

[velvet zenith]

Whyd you ignore him

No i dont care

[desert cairn]

I don't care

Fix it

[muted shuttle]

Nebula is a stupid foid

[copper tendon]

open source it and i'll fix it

[desert cairn]

You're a stupid food

Good

[muted shuttle]

A what

[desert cairn]

Foid

[ornate latch]

Food

[muted shuttle]

A what

[ornate latch]

Good

[velvet zenith]

This shit is like 3 claude prompts bro

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[ornate latch]

Of course you mistyped foid as food

You fatass

[muted shuttle]

fr

[shut jewel]

if you add an ai girlfriend one youll get +700 more users

[polar python]

Yeah but then id have to boot the ios 17 sim, copy the old ass imsg ui

Too much work

[desert cairn]

I should've deleted good before sending foid because then Maxine would think she's being called good foid

[velvet zenith]

Ohhh

U right

[muted shuttle]

I didnt even think that

Freak

[desert cairn]

Yup

[polar python]

@teal bramble Yo shit down

[ornate latch]

glm-6.7

[desert cairn]

Like always

[muted shuttle]

Hi hydrate

[polar python]

Unless hes thinking for 6000 minutes

I didnt add reasoning traces bc im a lazy idiot

[ornate latch]

no

[desert cairn]

67 minutes

[ornate latch]

FoidAI is just Shit

[muted shuttle]

67 minutes

[polar python]

type shit

[manic tulip]

type shi-

oh thats a weird reply why did it do that

[polar python]

either voidai is actually fucked rn or i broke omnichat somehow but im gonna assume its t he 1st one cuz gemini dont work either

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble Saar foid ai down i cant stroke it saar

it's always fucked

[manic tulip]

skissue

[polar python]

Worked last time i tested

[copper tendon]

if you theoretically had the leaked xcode source could you build xcode for windows and use it

[polar python]

@teal bramble Ball is in ur court buddy

[polar python]

No

[ornate latch]

Placeholder Bro

[polar python]

Not without ungodly amounts of work

[shut jewel]

you broke it 😔 😔

[ornate latch]

Foid ai @polar python

[velvet zenith]

@polar python Hi

[polar python]

Yo

[shut jewel]

yes

[desert cairn]

and anthropic and xai w direct api work fine

therefore void ai issue

as usual

[velvet zenith]

and anthropic and xai w direct api work fine

[copper tendon]

if you theoretically had the leaked xp sourse code could you compile it for arm64

[ornate latch]

The great Foid ai

how does this even happen

[muted shuttle]

Thanks trying this

[polar python]

Ok

[shut jewel]

when do these things get leaked

[velvet zenith]

Hes sleeping too so its never getting fixed

[shut jewel]

doesn't discord use giphy now

[ornate latch]

?

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Why do we have 2 gold donors

[desert cairn]

Ok

[dense valve]

mobile does i think

now they do

[copper tendon]

i mean the windows xp source is available so

[dense valve]

desktop uses tenor

[chilly bear]

nah

[dense valve]

still

[chilly bear]

that's a lie

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn 5 dollars 8 months in a row times 2

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn 5 dollars 8 months in a row times 2

[shut jewel]

https://x.com/DiscordPreviews/status/2011310131796197546

Discord Previews (@DiscordPreviews)

Discord is moving their default GIF Search Provider from Tenor to Giphy and Klipy.
This is due to the Tenor API shutting down in June of this year.
In a new experiment, Discord is testing which provider users prefer.

X · Jan 14, 2026, 5:31 AM

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn 5 dollars 8 months in a row times 2

[desert cairn]

👍

[ornate latch]

oh my god

please be Giphy

you can actually upload gay porn to it and not get your GIF taken down

[velvet zenith]

why do you know this

[ornate latch]

because I have some

[desert cairn]

giphy is so bad

[copper tendon]

i really hope discord terminates your account for saying that

[ornate latch]

it's true bro

[copper tendon]

[muted shuttle]

?

[ornate latch]

you can upload quite literally anything to Giphy and it's not gonna get taken down

their moderation is so bad

[shut jewel]

that's not cool at all

[ornate latch]

it's gonna be funny

I'm not saying it's good

[simple drift]

why the fuck was tenor blocked here but not giphy

i want tenor back

[ornate latch]

wdym

[shut jewel]

tenor is blocked?? wth??

i thought i used tenor here before

[muted shuttle]

open notes app

ubar crashes

ok

[ornate latch]

https://tenor.com/view/horsepiv-gif-24660548

[copper tendon]

who the fuck uses ubar in 2026

[ornate latch]

it works @simple drift

wdym it's blocked

[muted shuttle]

Me.