general

[half compass]

you can calibrate parts on ios 26

.

[simple drift]

can’t you downgrade to unsigned versions with ast2 aswell

[simple drift]

my se3

is on

16

need ast2

[versed sun]

Stealing that screen and using it as a wallpaper

[chrome peak]

https://www.tumblr.com/drchucktingle/809628262964871168/katie-is-thrilled-to-score-tickets-for-the-usa?source=share

DR. CHUCK TINGLE

Katie is thrilled to score tickets for the USA men’s hockey finals, but after a strange turn of events, she’s even more excited to find herself up close and personal with the team’s T-Rex star player, Flonto Breem.

The two set off on a first date, and things are going well, until questions about Flonto’s political affiliation start bubbling to the surface. It’s not long before Katie realizes that all the goodwill she’d felt for this dinosaur hockey player was misinformed, and that Flonto is a full on MAGA dork.

Looks like there won’t be any pounding tonight! Unless, of course, the USA women’s team and their star triceratops are somewhere nearby!

This tale is 4,100 words of sexless disappointment that the T-Rex you thought was cool is actually an authoritarian bootlicker.

----

please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK out now. get it here or on tingleverse patreon

-# #chuck tingle #love is real

Tumblr · Feb 26, 2026, 4:01 PM

[versed sun]

And then removing it in a hour or less

[half compass]

why is grep such goylsop

[simple drift]

cat /dev/urandom

[half compass]

i cant even filter for *gs*

i think im an idiot

[simple drift]

i think you are probably doing it wrong saar

[half compass]

me too

im trying to find more tss servers but i cant because im an idiot

[simple drift]

how do i convince an apple certified repair shop to calibrate my phones battery and not update it

[half compass]

you cant

[velvet imp]

But what if I want to downgrade my phone

[exotic thistle]

can someone leak apple signing key pls

thank

[half compass]

A10 dev keys did leak

[simple drift]

what can you do with that

[grizzled salmon]

Is there a repo that hosts a prebuilt ipa for uYouEnhanced since my older ytp tweaked got too old

[half compass]

untether whatever you want

[simple drift]

what if i open my own repair business and do it myself

[half compass]

that's all

[simple drift]

like ios version?

[mossy leaf]

its all dead i think theres some newer tweak and version you gotta use

[half compass]

yea

[simple drift]

a10 is iphone 7 right

[half compass]

yea

[simple drift]

ok

[mossy leaf]

oh wtf

[half compass]

its dev a10

not prod

[mossy leaf]

rip

i wanna untether my 7

[grizzled salmon]

Hmm cause ytp_5.1+19.49.5 isn’t working anymore, seems like base yt is too old damn guess it’s hunting time

[half compass]

i think dev a10 keys are implemented in mineektss and plxtss

[mossy leaf]

yeah i hate it when apps randomly phase out their api like that

i mean theyre in the right for doing it cuz 0.1% of their traffic comes from it

[simple drift]

smh

[mossy leaf]

its just annoying

[simple drift]

@half compass who is the cat of your pfp

is it this cat

[half compass]

yes

[simple drift]

i want to know what he is called

[half compass]

oh wtf

i think i found another slop tss server

[gusty gulch]

my casetify case comes in today

😬

[half compass]

connection refused

ok then

[paper flint]

my ipad kernel panicked LMAOOO

[red hinge]

what's funny

[paper flint]

never happened before + I'm attempting to get into the ramdisk rn

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn You

[desert cairn]

Me

[red hinge]

you

[muted shuttle]

Freak

[gilded rapids]

crap driving in the rain is scary

tractor trailer almost hit me 😭

[muted shuttle]

I’ve never driven in heavy rain

Low Key

[red hinge]

maxine called me a freak approximately 49 times in the past 5 days

[winter meadow]

If I share a game pkg link to Sony servers is that piracy or nah

[red hinge]

and i believe i am not a freak

[gilded rapids]

I didn’t have another lane to move to either the guy was in my lane

And construction on the other side

[muted shuttle]

A direct URL from Sony?

[winter meadow]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

Yeah well i wonder why

[winter meadow]

Zeus servers

[muted shuttle]

Idk what that is

[odd cargo]

I hope the new macbook costs 600 euros

[muted shuttle]

It’s from Sony then it should be fine i guess

[odd cargo]

I could ask my mom to buy it for me for monthly payments

[winter meadow]

If I sent that here would u ban me

You still need a license to run it

[muted shuttle]

It’s from Sony then it should be fine i guess

[winter meadow]

Oh

lol

[muted shuttle]

I mean there’s nothing you can do with it without a license

So

[tame shuttle]

Mothers ifone port might’ve died lol

[muted shuttle]

magsafe time…..

[tame shuttle]

Yea that’s what she did it appears

[gilded rapids]

Cheap gas fr

[tame shuttle]

Should be free

[gilded rapids]

gas should be free yes

[copper tendon]

should i switch to helium

bro only needed 10 gallons

[velvet imp]

the browser?

[copper tendon]

yea

i guess it and chrome are pretty much the only good choices these days

and zen

[gilded rapids]

yeah my car is only 12 gallons

[velvet imp]

i tried using helium and it was going great until it just decided to randomly stop working one day

i went back to firefox

[copper tendon]

what do you fucking drive

[copper tendon]

i just cant use firefox man

[gilded rapids]

2023 civic sport

[velvet imp]

why not

[copper tendon]

oh that adds up

[copper tendon]

because mozilla does nothing with it

gecko is so bad and mozilla won't do anything about it

its so bad that the zen team is literally fixing gecko's shortcomings

[velvet imp]

i've been using firefox since like 2018 its never failed me once

[copper tendon]

its failed me multiple times in the past few days

cant use apple business manager, fonts look weird on certain sites like ebay

[gilded rapids]

I switch between chrome and safari ngl

[copper tendon]

its just generally slower

[copper tendon]

this might be what i do but instead of chrome ima use helium

i love zen's idea and the team is doing really good, mozilla is 100% holding it back though

[untold helm]

Safari on mac has always been a bit weird for me

[copper tendon]

safari on mac is fine

the extension ecosystem just isnt there though imo

definetely has gotten better, but not there yet

but thats mainly the fault of web developers

[winter meadow]

I just use whatever stock browser is there

Mostly chrome or safari

[copper tendon]

afaik these days its pretty easy to make an extension for chrome, firefox, and safari

chrome isnt the stock browser on anything but chromeos lol

[grizzled salmon]

Yess found a similar to ytp thing called YouTube oled, seems to be working

[untold helm]

Outside of some android builds and ChromeOS, where is chrome the stock browser?

[copper tendon]

thats it

[winter meadow]

That’s what I got my laptop with

It’s windows 7

[copper tendon]

android on pixels and chromeos

yea but that isnt the stock browser

the stock browser on windows 7 is internet explorer

[untold helm]

put Linux on it

[winter meadow]

Couldn’t find a good 32 bit distro

[copper tendon]

the only browsers i basically will never use or tolerate is brave, edge, and opera

brave is just a fake privacy browser

[winter meadow]

I’m a bit ignorant about Linux

[copper tendon]

i was before i used macos, now im fine with it

[untold helm]

Oh 32 bit

[copper tendon]

id say the biggest difference is just getting used to bash/zsh

[untold helm]

Brave has always felt weird to me

Idk why

[copper tendon]

where on windows you get basically useless cmd

[copper tendon]

brave is a horrible browser

[winter meadow]

Well do u recommend anything

[copper tendon]

they're just as bad as chrome or edge

[untold helm]

Edge is fine if you remove all the slop, which then it’s just reskinned chrome

[untold helm]

Idk

[copper tendon]

edge is probably objectively better than chrome feature wise

you're just sending your data to microsoft instead of google

people still use chrome because its familiar though

[untold helm]

How does brave make money?

[copper tendon]

from their own ads

[untold helm]

I know like Firefox makes most of its funding by google paying for them to be default search

[copper tendon]

and brave collects their own data

[untold helm]

Privacy my ass

[copper tendon]

brave is not a privacy browser, they collect your data. the only privacy thing they do is their own adblocker

[untold helm]

And then TOR for example is a schizophrenic level of privacy browser

(Assuming your only using it for clearnet sites)

[copper tendon]

tor isnt a usable browser you can daily

[untold helm]

There’s people out there

They scare me

[copper tendon]

then you're just making it worse for you

[untold helm]

Exactly

I get how there’s no privacy online at all during recent times but like you don’t have to go that far

[copper tendon]

i'll probably just use helium, i dont use any drm shit anyways i pirate everything

[untold helm]

Disabling cookies, getting a ad blocker and like CleanURLS, and setting security to scrict is good enough

[copper tendon]

does clearurls even work

i used it in the past and it did nothing

[desert cairn]

chrome and ublock lite is enough

[untold helm]

It does on a lot of sites

[copper tendon]

i like helium but

yea chrome works

[untold helm]

Ever seen a eBay or Amazon link someone copy and pasted from the url bar before

[copper tendon]

yes

[mossy leaf]

and even thats not the steepest learning curve

[red hinge]

its also faster and more efficient

[copper tendon]

90% of the url is bloat

[red hinge]

for a while edge is the only reliable arm64 browser

[mossy leaf]

its tracking isnt it

[copper tendon]

yes

[chilly bear]

nah

[copper tendon]

i cant prove this but edge does have ram saving features like sleeping tabs

[mossy leaf]

i know instagram explicitly tells you who shared the link they dont even try to hide it

[chilly bear]

i don't wanna do all that

[copper tendon]

so yea it probably is

[chilly bear]

ill just use edge

[red hinge]

i just don't like any bloated browser but edge is a real improvement over chrome

[mossy leaf]

idk

[copper tendon]

edge is honestly fine as long as you dont use a microsoft account, and you disable everything

[mossy leaf]

firefox is fine

[chilly bear]

no it isn't

[copper tendon]

no firefox is horrible

[chilly bear]

stop lying

[red hinge]

firefox sucks

[copper tendon]

i will stand by firefox being the worst browser

[mossy leaf]

really

less ram than chrome

[copper tendon]

i would quite literally rather use opera over firefox

[red hinge]

ios 26.4db2 my beloved

[copper tendon]

this is not true

if anything they use the same

[mossy leaf]

maybe on ur windows machinen

[copper tendon]

im not on windows

[mossy leaf]

oh

[red hinge]

i tested on both windows and linux

chrome uses less

[mossy leaf]

maybe my chromes tweaking thenb

[copper tendon]

not to mention chrome's javascript engine, v8, is miles better than firefox

[red hinge]

you can search my messages here if you want the exact number

[copper tendon]

the only firefox browser anyone should be considering is zen if you really like vertical tabs

[untold helm]

I personally use Firefox on Linux and mac and I use edge deshittified on windows

[copper tendon]

if you like normal tab layout use chrome or helium or anything else

[red hinge]

gecko based browsers are better on linux

[mossy leaf]

ive been using stock firefox for the last 3 years or so and i haven't had any problems vs chrome

[red hinge]

for some reason

[copper tendon]

gecko based browser are strongest on linux but they are not better than chrome

i would still rather use a chromium browser

[red hinge]

yea i regret updating to 26.4db2

[copper tendon]

lol

[chilly bear]

that's right though

332 miles =534.302 km

[red hinge]

wasn't saying its not true

[chilly bear]

so

what's wrong

[copper tendon]

theres no space

in between the = and the 5

[grim quiver]

Why isn’t my iPod charging it was fine 3 hours ago

[red hinge]

i don't need a converter

disabled it

all good

[chilly bear]

good.

[copper tendon]

[red hinge]

poor man hi-res lossless

[copper tendon]

not even useful lol

[chilly bear]

turn that off

[copper tendon]

high res lossless is such a joke

[chilly bear]

lossless audio melts your brain

[red hinge]

good

[chilly bear]

like huffing gas

[copper tendon]

unless you use some dac high res lossless is useless

[red hinge]

lmao

32-bit 768khz max

[copper tendon]

you arent an audiophile brother

[red hinge]

i am bro

[chilly bear]

weirdo...

[wary badge]

@simple drift lifting my skinny fists like antennas to heaven rn

[copper tendon]

if you did an actual test to see if you could tell the difference you would not be able to

[red hinge]

ok and

i paid for my apple music subscription

[copper tendon]

so you have this equipment but you cant even fucking tell

[red hinge]

why would i not benefit from it

[wary badge]

Listening to gybe in hi res lossless via my soundblaster g8 rn

[copper tendon]

so you're wasting your own money

[red hinge]

in what

apple music subscription?

[copper tendon]

no buying a dac lol

[red hinge]

i need the 340mw RMS to actually drive my headphones

its a DAC+AMP combo

[copper tendon]

you are the equivalent of a grandma who uses a 480hz display

[red hinge]

you wouldn't get it

airpods user

[copper tendon]

my guy you cant even tell the difference

how do i not get it

[red hinge]

can your airpods can even play anything higher than 160kbps

[copper tendon]

yes my wired airpods maxes can

do i care, no

[red hinge]

yea 256kbps

[copper tendon]

i couldnt tell the difference anyways

[red hinge]

yea you're half deaf

i can tell the difference

[copper tendon]

no you cant lmao

you just admitted you cant

[red hinge]

listening to a DSD track on my old and new DAC

[red hinge]

when bro

[copper tendon]

brother

[red hinge]

bro

when did i say that i can't tell the difference

in that message

[copper tendon]

dog

[red hinge]

show me

[copper tendon]

you saying ok and confirms that

holy shit you're dense

[red hinge]

"and" is not a confirmation word

are you dumb

[copper tendon]

if a cop said i murdered someone and i said "ok and" what do you think that means?

[polar python]

Hey bro youre losing like 20kb of audio fidelity by using airpods

Have you considered hd600s and a dac?

[red hinge]

if i say "ok its true", then yea i confirmed your statement

[copper tendon]

no

[red hinge]

but i clearly didn't

[copper tendon]

dog

[red hinge]

do you get it now

[polar python]

@wary badge

[copper tendon]

ok so if a cop says "you murdered someone" and i said "ok and" what does that mean?

[wary badge]

I have nothing to say to this man

[red hinge]

the cops will need to ask for confirmation

[copper tendon]

no dog

[red hinge]

yes dog

[copper tendon]

that is the confirmation

[red hinge]

do you not get it

"ok and" is not the confirmation

[copper tendon]

[red hinge]

yea that's you

why can't you grasp some common sense bro

[copper tendon]

you have no concept of the english language

[red hinge]

i have

[copper tendon]

the doubling down is insane

[red hinge]

do you not get it bro

i have my certifications, you have none

[copper tendon]

certifications

[red hinge]

english certifications

[copper tendon]

so you have a phd in english

or a bachelors in english

[red hinge]

yes

[copper tendon]

basically does not equal yes

you taking english 1 your freshman year of college is not a bachelor of english

[red hinge]

i did take tests issued by the IDP

you won't get it bro

why are you so stubborn

[copper tendon]

this is a confirmation my man

[red hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258077498357321789/1417903446874394775/reverse.gif

you're boring bro

[copper tendon]

youre just wrong

[red hinge]

where is the part that i am actually wrong

i don't see it

[copper tendon]

i cant help a blind person

[red hinge]

i got my eyes checked a month before

15/20

you're just delusional and making stuff up

[copper tendon]

15/20

[copper tendon]

brother you need glasses

[tame rock]

https://tenor.com/view/darwin-smile-cry-tears-fish-gif-4815639963091483361

It crashed after this cutscene

And didn’t save

[red hinge]

for what bro

i am literally better than 10/10

[tame rock]

I’ve beaten the final boss 25 TIMES

Doesn’t matter what settings I put

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1382719065965072587/1476657321722511441/B98B8C96-BAD7-4C3B-9A48-2DEA597DF3B0.png?ex=69a1ebcc&is=69a09a4c&hm=4bcc2d5f6980f1f27ce903c5edc3ce792335dccb941811bc16ab0c4446fdc8ce&

[tame rock]

Shader cache on/off doesn’t matter

I would put my phone in the freezer if I didn’t know the damage it causes

[copper tendon]

this is atocious

[sturdy spire]

Yo guys what should I do my apple intelligence stops working after 2-3 hrs (I use misaka on iOS 18)

[tame rock]

I’m so tired of fighting bowser

[untold helm]

Why not make it 120

[half compass]

use1-caffemacs-pube-stage.apple.com

what is a pube stage

[muted shuttle]

mmgfh

Apologies

502 Bad Gateway

[half compass]

locked behind the vpn :/

but the dns record exists

[stark spruce]

alright ladies and xrt

[half compass]

so there's yuri.apple.com and use1-caffemacs-pube-stage.apple.com

[stark spruce]

i am being at being the resident evil

[muted shuttle]

theres WHAT

[half compass]

unironically

[muted shuttle]

aww come on it's locked behind appleconnect

[half compass]

yuri.apple.com is a real subdomain

[muted shuttle]

what about

yaoi.apple.com

[half compass]

doesn't exist

[muted shuttle]

interesting

[half compass]

i checked

[worthy garden]

hi

[winter meadow]

What does it do

[half compass]

idk

[copper tendon]

it allows you to sign in to apple connect

thats it

[worthy garden]

Hello it’s me nebula i am Owner of KetoHub.

Fuck hou @winter meadow

[copper tendon]

tss.apple.com

[half compass]

that doesnt exist

[copper tendon]

its on the private vpn

[half compass]

it's gs.apple.com

oh

[copper tendon]

what is gs for

is that also for tss stuff

[half compass]

tss?

it is tss

gs.apple.com is tss

[copper tendon]

forbidden 403

[half compass]

yea no shit

.

are you trying to open tss in a web browser bro

[copper tendon]

yes dog

[half compass]

.

[worthy garden]

yes dog

[copper tendon]

im trying to generate a ticket for 16.4

[worthy garden]

good dog.

bad dog.

meow dog

rufff

purr dog

[paper flint]

damn activation backup is being an idiot

[worthy garden]

Bro how u know ryz

[paper flint]

iPad5,3 keeps panicking

[paper flint]

all things linux

[worthy garden]

Oh

[copper tendon]

i have HomeDiagnostic-19A224.dmg

[paper flint]

all this just for backing up the activation logs

[versed sun]

Should I keep this as my wallpaper?

[paper flint]

(this is about my 10th panic in a row)

[paper flint]

if you want

[winter meadow]

Yes.

[versed sun]

Why

[mortal spade]

This might be hype actually

[copper tendon]

can i have this wallpaper

[thick tapir]

how do i convince my parents to buy a wrx 🙏

[versed sun]

$5 to take that

Wallpaper

Because I spent 5 minutes making it

[copper tendon]

buy it yourself

[narrow crown]

a what

[thick tapir]

broke

[copper tendon]

subaru wrx

[muted shuttle]

mazda mx-5 miata

[copper tendon]

whats the worst consumer car someone could buy

[mortal spade]

The evil car

[thick tapir]

nissan cube

[muted shuttle]

nissan cube

wait

no

kia soul

FUCK the kia soul

[copper tendon]

the fuck is the nissan cube

[mortal spade]

Evil Nissan cube

[muted shuttle]

shit getting discontinued

Thank God.......

[copper tendon]

oh

i know that car

[muted shuttle]

so imagine cars in minecraft

[thick tapir]

the cube

[copper tendon]

i just didnt know the name

[muted shuttle]

im crine

this shit

[copper tendon]

yea that

[mortal spade]

You can tell by name that Kia did not love it like its other cars

[copper tendon]

lowkey sick ass car

[winter meadow]

Is this ur car

[muted shuttle]

No

[worthy garden]

Remote Part-Time Opportunity (US Citizens Only)
We’re currently looking for a reliable collaborator for a flexible remote role requiring less than 5 hours per week.
Compensation:
• First 2 months: $300/month
• After 2 months: $1,000–$1,500/month (based on performance)
Requirements:
• Must be a U.S. citizen
• Strong communication and accountability
If interested, please DM me

[copper tendon]

Remote Part-Time Opportunity (US Citizens Only)
We’re currently looking for a reliable collaborator for a flexible remote role requiring less than 5 hours per week.
Compensation:
• First 2 months: $300/month
• After 2 months: $1,000–$1,500/month (based on performance)
Requirements:
• Must be a U.S. citizen
• Strong communication and accountability
If interested, please DM me

[mortal spade]

I feel the urge to post about remote part time jobs

[polar python]

maxine abusing mod perms again

[half compass]

17.137.162.10

[worthy garden]

Hi

[mortal spade]

Yeah that guy was my friend

[winter meadow]

Maxine took my jobs

[copper tendon]

ok but maxine what if that guy wasnt actually scamming

what if it was legit?

[muted shuttle]

post to indeed not here

[polar python]

@desert cairn juicebox for spotify

[muted shuttle]

linkedin

something idk

[copper tendon]

wait maxine you need a job

dm that guy

get the job!

[winter meadow]

Anghami is awesome dude

[polar python]

Welcome to Mac

[copper tendon]

speaking just operating systems themselves excluding the programs they run or the hardware they can run on, which os is the best

[mortal spade]

Depends

[copper tendon]

talking desktop/laptop here

not mobile

[mortal spade]

Like what do we mean by programs they run

Bc messages and phone app on Mac are like its biggest advantage imo

[copper tendon]

excluding app support

[mortal spade]

And side car

[copper tendon]

strictly speaking about the OSes themselves

[mortal spade]

Like are those apps or features of the os

[copper tendon]

those are not factored in

the apple ecosystem isnt a factor

[mortal spade]

Hmm

[copper tendon]

just talking strictly the operating system itself

same with the windows program ecosystem

not a factor

[mortal spade]

Honestly probably ubuntu or some other Linux shit

With windows close behind

Apple ecosystem carries mac imo

And program support for windows

Without those two they don’t really have much else abt them I like

MacOS looks nice too I guess so there’s that. Maybe

[polar python]

"which os is the best when you ignore all the stuff you actually use as a user"

[mortal spade]

Yeah lmao actually I was thinking abt it that kinda makes it unfair

[fickle quartz]

did you guys see this: https://github.com/wh1te4ever/super-tart-vphone-writeup/

[lofty hound]

everyone saw it

yall always show up super late

[fickle quartz]

yeah i only got it working like 5 min ago

[copper tendon]

And what are you going to use it for

[lofty hound]

jack shit

[copper tendon]

Correct!

Do y’all use DuckDuckGo or Google to search with

[polar python]

google

i dont care enough about my privacy to comprise search accuracy

[winter meadow]

Duck duck go

It’s cleaner

[copper tendon]

This was always my stance but I haven’t used DDG in a minute

[winter meadow]

Google UI feels a bit ugly

[ashen basin]

iOS 6 glazers be like

[copper tendon]

ios 6 in 2026

goated, i hope you dont need any apps though

[real cobalt]

Google still gives the best results for me

[ashen basin]

shit didn’t even have a control center :\

[winter meadow]

Fun device yes

[polar python]

they look the same

[winter meadow]

Anything else no

[polar python]

if anything google is less cluttered here

[copper tendon]

i treid ddg like a year ago and that was also the case, i thought i may try it again tho

[copper tendon]

lmao

ddgs results are atrocious

[polar python]

firefox 67 mentioned

[winter meadow]

What about searchpage

[copper tendon]

i wanna see someone use firefox 67 today

[polar python]

startpage?

[copper tendon]

and see how usable it is

[winter meadow]

Yes

Typo

I always forget the name it’s too generic

[polar python]

better than ddg but im totally not biased

[copper tendon]

omni lite

we need an omni lite

or omni free

[polar python]

67 @desert cairn @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

That says 4.7 idiot

Oh

67 ratings

67

[polar python]

Dumb FUCK

[polar python]

theres fusion

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[polar python]

but from what ive heard the seekbar doesnt work

so

🧌

[copper tendon]

that is semi important

[winter meadow]

Some guy managed to get iOS stremio working again

[polar python]

Nah bro just pay for infuse bro what do u mean you dont want to pay for torbox, the tvos app, AND infuse every month?

[polar python]

U just gotta sideload the ipa

[winter meadow]

The server backend is dead

[polar python]

What

[copper tendon]

oh icraze cracked omni

[polar python]

Why are they using a different backend

[winter meadow]

Idk dude I didn’t try it

[polar python]

the crack: running bfdecrypt cuz i didnt add drm 🧌

[copper tendon]

[polar python]

R u sure u didnt just try it when stremio was down or something

[copper tendon]

add drm

i know some tweak devs added drm that would var wipe if you pirated

[polar python]

there was drm but then someone with a jben apple tv wanted to use it

and then i decided anyone whos willing to put in the effort to sideload on tvos is worthy of pirated omni

hell even sideloading on ios is a pita now without a dev cert

[copper tendon]

you can sideload on tvos?

how does that work with no usb

[polar python]

wifi

[copper tendon]

oh

[polar python]

but u can install trollstore on the hd thru usb c or the 4k 1st gen with that ethernet adapter thing

[copper tendon]

do you just sign the ipa then airdrop it to the tv

[polar python]

i think sideloadly supports it but that probably works too

[copper tendon]

ah

[copper tendon]

i wanna get the ethernet adapter cable

i have a 4k 1st gen

expensive tho

[polar python]

its not worth it u cant rlly do shit with a jailbroken atv anyway

[copper tendon]

fuck

[copper tendon]

does palera1nTV exist

iirc they said they wanted to do it eventually

[winter meadow]

Many mini stores have a tvOS app

I think cow signer even got a visionOS one

[copper tendon]

and technically there are 2 checkm8 devices that got ios 26

[polar python]

i think?

its been like a year since i did this but i think i used palera1n + trollstore

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/712706425972850698/1476672755482234921/image.png?ex=69a1fa2c&is=69a0a8ac&hm=12f2b5071c18ba0e1253edf268b9018066e00111e8ddc88f501973281280d0cd&

Crystal disk info real

I need this

[thick tapir]

why were my tires at 38 psi 💀

[copper tendon]

what tweaks can you even get

[thick tapir]

i mean ig its not that high but why

[copper tendon]

my tire was at 0 psi once

[polar python]

Idk i only used it for sideloading

Pre Omni

[copper tendon]

make omni open source

[polar python]

[wary badge]

My car expects my back tires to be ~39

Actually 43 is the recommended

I lied

[simple drift]

you can just
get a rap file tho

[thick tapir]

mine is like 32 front 36 rear or something

[chilly bear]

wow.

[wary badge]

36 front 43 back

[iron zinc]

Download it

[thick tapir]

do ppl actually set the front lower tho?

[wary badge]

Waow

[thick tapir]

ive always just set every wheel to whatever i want

[winter meadow]

Waw ty genius

[wary badge]

I have it at 33 & 38 rn

I should prob give a bit more in the back

[simple drift]

@wary badge sitting at my desk rn

[copper tendon]

80 in the front, 95 in the back

[simple drift]

fr

[wary badge]

Oh god another one of these

I gtg

[simple drift]

256kbps aac over all

i do not care about audio file quality

i care

about

equipment

[copper tendon]

10kbps is all i need

[simple drift]

son

[copper tendon]

phone call quality music

[simple drift]

portal radio

[half compass]

@terse dome is srvn server nonce?

[terse dome]

yes

[half compass]

so regardless of your request it changes, yes?

[terse dome]

yes

[half compass]

ok awesome

[copper tendon]

how much would it cost for me to buy 1.1.1.1 from cloudflare

[simple drift]

billion dollar

probably more like tens of billions

how tf do you own 1.1.1.1

is that a domain or an ip address

ik they have one.one.one.one too

wait

its an ip

cuz

thats their

dns

i am stupid why did i not know if 1.1.1.1 was an ip or not

brain moment

[chilly bear]

it's a domain 🙂

[wicked surge]

😊

[simple drift]

peak

[red hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1476681839149056122/instagram_DVLdBnsEf4l.mp4?ex=69a202a1&is=69a0b121&hm=ac6c47a8ffd583f807d45556a6c6089287b2f945c841d554f403c74c690c8c7a&

[chilly bear]

it might

some people like it

like aaron

[thick tapir]

hydraulic power steering is so much nicer than electric power steering

[copper tendon]

No

[thick tapir]

yes

[copper tendon]

Try it

Power steering is for chumps

[thick tapir]

true

but out of the two hydraulic is so much nicer

[simple drift]

is mp3tag free

[copper tendon]

Power steering is like the elixir pump of clash royale

[simple drift]

i need to add my OWN metadata to my cd rip...

[copper tendon]

Useful, but fucks you in the ass when you least expect it

[grim quiver]

whats a working url for tuberepair?

[thick tapir]

https://tubrepairstore.com/

repair tub

[grim quiver]

what

[chilly bear]

yes

[copper tendon]

What the fuck is tube repair

[grim quiver]

https://tuberepair.bag-xml.com/

[copper tendon]

Oh that

[grim quiver]

yeah idk whats a working url

[copper tendon]

Tried sideloading the ipa on iOS 26

It didn’t work

[simple drift]

xld

i have decided

[copper tendon]

The best piece of software ever made is Microsoft Windows 11

[ashen basin]

False, windows 8 is better

[copper tendon]

False

Copilot integrated into windows is amazing

Apple needs to integrate copilot, teams, and edge into macOS

Sick and tired of it not being there by default

Make them system, non removable apps

[simple drift]

bocmaxxing

[wary badge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/vintagecomputing/s/KV8QSA9T6S @desert cairn

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[muted shuttle]

EWASTE

[fossil citrus]

true

[fossil citrus]

Maxine want my free broken Lenovo laptop charger

As ewaste

[eager sleet]

My family uses iPhones

iOS, macOS they're cooked

[desert cairn]

wtf

[desert cairn]

okay

and

[mossy leaf]

android sucks jesus fucking christ

[short pendant]

I dont think jesus fucked anyone, let alone christ

[mossy leaf]

my chud phone cant handle more than 2 apps being open at the same time

[mossy leaf]

i used ur ship when i was 9

[simple drift]

yes

[mossy leaf]

boards of canada are hella good

[short pendant]

goated ship, beat erebus with it

[mossy leaf]

my hardest is conical depression but im about to be the first person in the world to beat it speedhacked at 1.25x

i have 36% rn which is 90% of the difficulty

[short pendant]

fire

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet

[mossy leaf]

I phone 15 bypass

[untold helm]

I phone 15 bypass

[chilly bear]

I phone 15 bypass

[mossy leaf]

whafs ur hardest btw

[short pendant]

erebus, Im washed asl 💀

[simple drift]

I phone 15 bypass

[short pendant]

slowly working on cognition tho

[mossy leaf]

erebus was a top 1 at a time when the skill ceiling was being heavily pushed

its still very impressive gd players are just cracked nowadays

[short pendant]

I remember seeing it as a kid and being like "woah that level looks so cool" thinking I'd never be good enough at the game to beat it

then I got good™

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle do you have a job yet

[mossy leaf]

that was me with conical depression lol

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle do you have a job yet

[coarse ginkgo]

when was the event again

[short pendant]

@job do you have a maxine yet

[mossy leaf]

it sucks bc now i know i could've beaten it in 2016 and now i only beat it when it was at 670 on the list instead of 2

[thick tapir]

😭

[coarse ginkgo]

@polar python didnt know you moved from cali to new jersey

[fossil citrus]

there’s also a Jewish town in ny

[short pendant]

I probably could've beaten erebus when it was still extended list but I didn't lock in

[mossy leaf]

hasidim but i dont believe em

[untold helm]

@aaron how much were you paid for the thumbnail

[fossil citrus]

.wk Boards of Canada

man

[mossy leaf]

yeah i need to beat at least one extended list before leaving the game lol

which is hust gonna get harder and harder

[chilly bear]

no one

[mossy leaf]

were realistically gonna see the day when slaughterhouse gets pushed to extended list soon ish in a few yrs

[short pendant]

I might beat cognition before it falls off extended, who knows

[mossy leaf]

its at like 146 or something rn right

[short pendant]

dont make me think about that 😭

ok nvm lmao

[fresh turtle]

guys why phone isn’t working

[mossy leaf]

yeah list is just cooked nowadays

[fresh turtle]

i downloaded asseta corsa but now my screens stuck what do i do

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!

[mossy leaf]

try exiting by swiping up, swipe from the left to the right if its stuck in landscape

[fresh turtle]

it’s stuck on home screen

it won’t do anything

[mossy leaf]

oh

force restart

[fresh turtle]

nothings responding bro

i’m calling from my other phone
the phone isn’t even on i think

[mossy leaf]

force restarting is like hardware level trust

[fresh turtle]

how do i bro its stuck

the buttons don’t work

like i think my phones off

[mossy leaf]

do volume up tap + volume down tap + hold the power button for 15 seconds or so

[fresh turtle]

yes i tried that from youth tube

youtube

but nothings happening

[mossy leaf]

did you try it right though there shouldn't be any universe where that doesn't work

[fresh turtle]

no bro

my phone is switched off or something because i can’t even find it on find my phone

[mossy leaf]

whats ur iphone model

[fresh turtle]

but the screen is on

[mossy leaf]

the OS just hung

[fresh turtle]

it’s a 16

can i fix it

or is it gone

[mossy leaf]

its not gone 😭😭

this happened to me all the time for a bit

To force restart an iPhone 16, quickly press and release the Volume Up button, then the Volume Down button, and finally, press and hold the side power button until the Apple logo appears. This process, which takes 10–20 seconds, fixes frozen or unresponsive devices without erasing data.

[fresh turtle]

will that fix it

let me try

[mossy leaf]

yes thats the force restart

make sure ur doing it right

dont hold the volume buttons they're quick presses

and make sure you're doing it in relatively fast succession

[fresh turtle]

i don’t think it is

uh

[mossy leaf]

ur 100% doing it wrong if it isnt working

the force restart is literally like

hardware level

do you wanna take a video of what ur doing exactly or something

ur phones not gone or anything tho ur just doing it wrong

[fresh turtle]

The apple symbol is here

[mossy leaf]

its a tricky combo

[fresh turtle]

WAIT WILL IT TURN ON

NOW

[mossy leaf]

dont touch it

[fresh turtle]

holy i was so scared d

bro

[mossy leaf]

now ur phone should be fine these tend to be freak accidents if ur not jailbroken

however

[fresh turtle]

thank you bro

[mossy leaf]

can you check if ur iphone storage is full

[fresh turtle]

no it was full like a few hours ago

[narrow crown]

i made awesome curry

[fresh turtle]

i cleared it to download a game

[mossy leaf]

make sure you never hit full

ask me how i know

[fresh turtle]

how

[mossy leaf]

i put my iphone 12 mini in a perpetual boot loop bc i didnt realize

beat you to it

[fresh turtle]

what kind

[fresh turtle]

what now

[narrow crown]

idk bro i just made it up

[fresh turtle]

idk anything about tech bro im just

using phones

for the sake of using them

[narrow crown]

it has coconut milk and chicken and potatoes and onions

[fresh turtle]

wow

[narrow crown]

shits fire

[fresh turtle]

peak

what r u eating it with

[mossy leaf]

just make sure ur storage doesnt fill up again and you should be fine

[narrow crown]

jasmine rice

[thick tapir]

no raisins?

[narrow crown]

the only choice

[narrow crown]

fuck raisins

[fresh turtle]

fire

[mossy leaf]

if ur phone hangs yiu know what to do

[fresh turtle]

alright thank you

[fresh turtle]

i see

[thick tapir]

i hate raisins aswell but they do sum special to curry

like its crazy

[fresh turtle]

camel

and raisins

[paper flint]

I downgraded the ipad :)

i found a way

[tame rock]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spongebob-candy-crush-gif-13273958852939142664

[paper flint]

now runs iOS 12.4.1

[simple drift]

what method

i have an air 2 i might as well

[paper flint]

it's surrealra1n

[simple drift]

hmm

[paper flint]

works fine

fun fact, the owner of that project also has an air 2 they experiment on

[simple drift]

how easy is it to boot into the tethered install

[paper flint]

quite

[simple drift]

ok cool

[paper flint]

all you need is the boot files then run the command (it extracts boot files from the ipsw)

[simple drift]

how did u get 12 running then

[paper flint]

if you use 1.3 beta 19 you can go down to iOS 11.3

[simple drift]

hmm

ok

will be cool if the maintainer can get ios 10 running

idgaf about 8 and 9 ive used them extensively but

[paper flint]

they're experimenting atm

[simple drift]

ios 10 would be cool

ill try ios 14 for now

[muted shuttle]

Wordle 1713 3/6

⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[half compass]

this discord server is a waste of bandwidth

[muted shuttle]

@polar python Hey did u get your pretendo username

[polar python]

no

[muted shuttle]

Useless twink

[polar python]

it might be stkc.win

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[polar python]

or stkcdotwin

[muted shuttle]

Ok

Ok

I will try

[polar python]

or stkcwin

[muted shuttle]

Ok

I will try

Thanks

[polar python]

Ok she will try

Thanks

You're welcome

[muted shuttle]

Ok it was stkcwin

Thanks

Accept my friend request

I will beat you in wii sports

[vocal plinth]

Nah you ain’t got shit on me

[open zodiac]

this has gotta be the most random and wack release I've seen this year, other than the iOS 12.5.8 update.

[teal bramble]

this has gotta be the most random and wack release I've seen this year, other than the iOS 12.5.8 update.

[red hinge]

this has gotta be the most random and wack release I've seen this year, other than the iOS 12.5.8 update.

[tame rock]

I find it funny that steam is getting targeted by multiple legal cases that have no grounds simply because steam is customer first

[compact cobalt]

Istg cosmic is vibe coded

[red hinge]

its a new DE

don't expect much ig

i really wanted to daily drive budgie, but its absolutely not ready yet

[compact cobalt]

It completely locked up with zero way to recovery when digitizing a record. That’s the kind of bullshit that should’ve been solved before it even went to alpha…

[desert cairn]

pov linux issues

[half compass]

cosmic 😭

[compact cobalt]

Windows 11 levels of software stability

[green sequoia]

i find it extremely funny how the apple vision pro has been 1000% forgotten

didn't even remember it existed tbh

[iron zinc]

Yw

[tame shuttle]

@muted shuttle I’m LOSING IT

MY MOM SOMEHOW GOT INTO DFU MODE

[muted shuttle]

Yo me too

Oh

What

[tame shuttle]

THE CHOSEN WAS ON FOR LIKE 10 HOURS STRAIGHT

[simple drift]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

wait

does

apple

tv

remote

use

[tame shuttle]

Unless it’s so fucked it’s obliterated the USB-C port into a sorta zombie then in which case

[simple drift]

iboot

[tame shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-could've-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game-squid-game-edit-squid-game-edit-meme-i'm-so-scared-gif-12360771953743496060

[simple drift]

[tame shuttle]

Like it don’t charge which is uh concerning

But it’s detected

I don’t remember DFU mode shit so

[simple drift]

leave it in dfu on charge for a while?

see if it does eventually start charging?

[tame shuttle]

I mean it charges with magsafe so at the very least it can still Charge

[simple drift]

oh so its just a dead port

[tame shuttle]

Maybe but it was recognized by the mac

Through that very port

[simple drift]

hm

[half compass]

what

how the fuck did she get it into dfu

[tame shuttle]

Dude I don’t know

[half compass]

how do you know

[tame shuttle]

It’s plugged into my charger which I KNOW works

And it don’t vibrate don’t show a status nothin

Unless DFU mode is evil and hides it

[half compass]

plugging in a charger doesn't show in dfu

[tame shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[half compass]

did you try force rebooting

[tame shuttle]

I did first before all this but I think I could again, just gotta get it out of DFU

[half compass]

it goes back into dfu even after force rebooting?

[simple drift]

cooked phone

[tame shuttle]

Twin its charging

[tame shuttle]

It does wtf did SHE DO

oh I’m dumb not force rebooting

I’m blind.

[half compass]

so it does work

[simple drift]

sob

[tame shuttle]

Oops recovery mode

My jailbreak knowledge is SO BAADD

[half compass]

do u have brew installed

[simple drift]

bro just unplug it and hold power and vol up

[half compass]

or palera1n

or something

[half compass]

????

that does nothing bro

what are you on

[simple drift]

swear that exits dfu

[red hinge]

just perform a restore, that'll automatically exit dfu

[half compass]

it's in recovery now

[simple drift]

oh

uh

[tame shuttle]

Brew on my iMac yeah but I got it plugged to a wall outlet

[tame shuttle]

[half compass]

so you force rebooted and now it's in recovery

yes?

[tame shuttle]

Yea I think I just held the power button too long lol

I force rebooted again though and got it out

[simple drift]

son.

[tame shuttle]

I’m trying my best ☹️

[half compass]

br

[simple drift]

o

[red hinge]

huge respect for your mom actually

[half compass]

yea fr

[red hinge]

i can't even enter DFU without retrying several times

[half compass]

the timing is hard to get right

[red hinge]

yet your mom does it by accident

[red hinge]

on older iphones its so easy i can do it with my eyes closed

but nah the new shit gotta enter a sequence of buttons at exactly the time

[half compass]

i think you can auto enter dfu via idbus

[simple drift]

is surrealra1n linux only

[half compass]

or something

or maybe you need swd to do it idk

i do know astris has an option to enter dfu on demand

[red hinge]

the old checkra1n days were fun

[teal bramble]

Copying shared cache symbols from iPad Zack (97% completed)

[red hinge]

so much so that i legit believed the only way to enter DFU on new iphones is through a lightning to usb a cable

[teal bramble]

Thank you Thank you Thank you

[red hinge]

[ornate latch]

67% complete

[half compass]

there's some people that probably know

but idk

on usb c you can do it very easily with just a regular usb c to c cable and a mac

cuz u can send vdm commands

[simple drift]

@paper flint ?

[versed sun]

Dell laptops got the worse burn in even though they are lcd

Been in google slides for 20 minutes switched tabs and could see the burn in

Even though it’s probably not permanent

[thick tapir]

i feel like such a degen in a white trash hell yeah america way

[ornate latch]

Ok

[thick tapir]

cruising down the highway in a car full of trash that shakes to all hell and reeks of cigs and oil

[ornate latch]

What ts

[tame shuttle]

I fixed it

[half compass]

written by okemo llm

[tame shuttle]

I think

[terse dome]

@teal bramble iPhone99,11

[teal bramble]

yep

[teal bramble]

yep

have u seen odido data leak ?

[terse dome]

i posted about it like a few hours ago

and also like a week or 2 back

[teal bramble]

yea ik