general

[mossy leaf]

no

[muted shuttle]

If it’s locked to the original owner we will not help you

[blazing garden]

how would you know though

i can just lie and say its my phone

[muted shuttle]

Because it’ll be locked

[mossy leaf]

theoretcially if its old as hell you can bypass it i think but 99% of the time its impossible

[muted shuttle]

Very, very likely locked

Even if you can bypass it we can figure it out because bypassed devices have specific issues

[dry monolith]

nah you can but we wont help here or guide you anywhere to

[blazing garden]

what if i say its my friend's phone and im tryna help him

[mossy leaf]

not if the ios version is double digits surely

[muted shuttle]

If it’s locked we cannot help

[mossy leaf]

go to apple not us lol

[blazing garden]

heard yall are better than them

[iron zinc]

@blazing garden I can help you all I need is a credit card number and don’t forget the 3 special numbers on the back I’ll see you in my dms

[blazing garden]

sent

[mossy leaf]

nah

[blazing garden]

do u need my house address and when im home alone too

[mossy leaf]

im pretty sure apple can unlock phoens w proof of ownership

[blazing garden]

oh ok

[iron zinc]

Nah just SSN no big deal

[blazing garden]

so how do i jailbreak

oh this is general chat my fault

[muted shuttle]

It’s hard to do though

[blazing garden]

but they're apple

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/ביבי-bibi-נתניהו-netanyahu-benjamin-netanyahu-gif-2770171947895639908

[muted shuttle]

Some people send in legitimate proof of ownership and it can get denied

[iron zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/ביבי-bibi-נתניהו-netanyahu-benjamin-netanyahu-gif-2770171947895639908

[mossy leaf]

ios.cfw.guide

[blazing garden]

i know this guy from somewhere

[radiant hollow]

I've seen people fake receipts and get unlocks

not sure if its true

[blazing garden]

yea i think it just depends on the country

if i went to ghana they'd prob believe me

[mossy leaf]

bro you didnt know what jailbreaking was like 5 minutes ago stop yapping

go back to playing jailbreak

[slim robin]

does anyone not play royale high anymore and have any free items/diamonds i could have?

[mossy leaf]

game fell off in 2018 anyways

[blazing garden]

why did you get angry all of a sudden

[paper flint]

why are there so many roblox players here vro

[mossy leaf]

no ones angry

im just disappointed

[blazing garden]

im practicing my first amendment

is there an issue with that

[mossy leaf]

so am i

[blazing garden]

thats on you though

[mossy leaf]

im disappointed in myself for believing in you

[blazing garden]

shouldnt believe in anyone besides yourself

[muted shuttle]

not the right server

[blazing garden]

take that as a life lesson

[mossy leaf]

thats why we jailbreak our phones

so we're the ones w access to the full filesystem

[blazing garden]

incredible

[mossy leaf]

im glad youve learned

[slim robin]

im asking everywhere

[blazing garden]

i havent

[muted shuttle]

Good luck I guess

[mossy leaf]

one day

[mossy leaf]

the odds you find what ur looking for are so slim btw

[blazing garden]

i think the name should be more like

ios jailbreaking

or something

[mossy leaf]

that 1. someone played some random game on roblox at some point and 2. theyd be willing to give all their shit to you

[mossy leaf]

ios jailbreaking came before the came

it shouldve stayed as prison life v2 or whatever we have the rights

[blazing garden]

yeah but the game is more popular

[slim robin]

i did in a nsfw server

[mossy leaf]

thats amazing to hear

[blazing garden]

if u look up jailbreak

youll see like 50 servers

this is the only one unrelated to the game

[mossy leaf]

discord is full of children

look up jailbreak on google

[blazing garden]

• the name is r/jailbreak so i thought it was like a dc server related to the game's reddit page

[dry monolith]

Logic pro .a pp

Hello logic pro

[dry monolith]

the games reddit page is not r/jailbreak

[blazing garden]

jailbreaking is just not as common i believe

[blazing garden]

well i dont use reddit at all to be fair

[untold helm]

Legacy Jailbreak server

2

[simple drift]

so much whitename

[dry monolith]

fr

[chilly bear]

no not reddit

the r is roblox

roblox/jailbreak

[dry monolith]

oh

bruh

no wait look

[blazing garden]

luca gets it

[dry monolith]

the og poster said

[blazing garden]

i bet he was an og jailbreak player

[dry monolith]

the games reddit page

the games reddit page

THE GAMES REDDIT PAGE

[mossy leaf]

its cooler than ur prison life ripoff

[blazing garden]

whats prison life

[mossy leaf]

bro

[chilly bear]

u drained a small lake to generate this image btw.

[blazing garden]

hi

[mossy leaf]

its what jailbreak ripped off

you dont remember

[blazing garden]

isnt that madcity

i never played anything besides jailbreak

[mossy leaf]

madcity also ripped off prison life

[dry monolith]

Fake

[blazing garden]

sick

[mossy leaf]

newgens

[dry monolith]

why are u guys talking about roblox

Stop

[blazing garden]

👴

[tame rock]

Can one of the mods kick the roblox people

[mossy leaf]

this dude thought this was a roblox jailbreak server

[dry monolith]

Dont encourage it then

[mossy leaf]

isnt this the off topic channel anyways

[chilly bear]

wait it isn't?

[mossy leaf]

no it is

[dry monolith]

d1 troll

[muted shuttle]

<@&558709886397972481> Why are you interacting with your enemies

[blazing garden]

anyone wants to play jailbreak and jailbreak phones with me

[tame rock]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-win-gif-17584376170894933930

[muted shuttle]

An excellent move

[mossy leaf]

if you jailbreak ur iphone ill run jewelry store w you

[muted shuttle]

Clearly has played for years

[tame rock]

I’ve got freemoji ready for when my nitro expires

[velvet zenith]

Shut up

[blazing garden]

doner kebab

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1464714798120960368/1471227366960529584/gimme10dollar.gif

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith can i have 10 dollars

[tame rock]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-jackson-gif-5354501

[dry monolith]

Just do quests

and get

Nitro credit

With orbs

[chilly bear]

just stop being poor

[blazing garden]

how to hack

hacker

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[dry monolith]

https://hackertyper.com/

[tame rock]

That’s for three days

[dry monolith]

they stack

ive had nitro for like

2 months now using it

i had one month free trial and couldnt lose it so i just

[mossy leaf]

i remember this from literally 13 years ago lol

[dry monolith]

stacked nitro credits

[tame rock]

Is there a plug-in I can use to auto get the orbs?

[dry monolith]

Yes

[blazing garden]

how old are you

[mossy leaf]

18

[dry monolith]

On equicord

[chilly bear]

HELP

[blazing garden]

did u start speaking when you were 1

[dry monolith]

And u can enable quest completer

[tame rock]

Ah poo I’m on kettu

[dry monolith]

OH

Idk if there is on mobile

[mossy leaf]

no but my older brothers friend did hacker typer in front of me when i was 5 and i called him out on the bs

[blazing garden]

you called out the bs at 5??

[narrow crown]

i call bs on that

[chilly bear]

double tapping with 3 fingers will make your device zoom in.

[mossy leaf]

ok you dont have to be a fully developed human to see when he presses one button on his keyboard it outputs a full line of code

[chilly bear]

yes you do

[mossy leaf]

okay

[tame rock]

Dawg I was able to speak clearly but calling someone out on bullshit was not on my level of thinking when I was young

[blazing garden]

there are 13 year olds who still fall for it

[mossy leaf]

ok i didnt actually say you're bullshitting

i said like

[blazing garden]

when i was 5 i was still scared of the dark

[mossy leaf]

nooo thats not real and laughed

or something

[chilly bear]

child prodigy

[mossy leaf]

child prodigy for looking at hackertyper

[chilly bear]

yes

[mossy leaf]

i did color a in my cmd when i was in 5th grade does that make me einstein

[blazing garden]

i couldnt walk at 5

[chilly bear]

yes

[blazing garden]

@mossy leaf you're wasting your potential on discord

its time to lock in

[mossy leaf]

hey im locked in

well

[blazing garden]

no you're not

[mossy leaf]

let me lock out a bit

[chilly bear]

how do you know that

[mossy leaf]

senioritis in college etc

[chilly bear]

ur not the genius

[mossy leaf]

im learning valuable jailbreaking knowledge here

[blazing garden]

based on his past

[mossy leaf]

im going into vulnerability research maybe this is gonna be my job

[chilly bear]

what's that

"job"

[blazing garden]

hope you dont get replaced by ai

[narrow crown]

go drop a bootrom exploit rn

[blazing garden]

by the time you graduate

[mossy leaf]

ai could never produce checkm8

[narrow crown]

tru cs is an awful major pick atm,, ai bubble boutta burst and RUIN the job market

[blazing garden]

indeed bro

[mossy leaf]

uaf is an art only the human mind can comprehend

[mossy leaf]

im cybersecurity

[blazing garden]

im doing software engineering

[mossy leaf]

worst case ill just pivot toward something else

[blazing garden]

and i know im gonna be homeless

by the time i finish

[narrow crown]

is that not in the field of computer science??

[mossy leaf]

nah

separate degrees

and its not even that transferrable

[blazing garden]

any field related to computers as a whole

[mossy leaf]

cybersecurity is more IT adjacent than cs adjacent

[blazing garden]

its ok bro

we'll be living in a tent together

you do the jailbreaking and i play the game

[mossy leaf]

hey im getting rich

[narrow crown]

yea and i can just be an art teacher. it may not be a good salary but i wont be on the street

[blazing garden]

im getting rich ingame

[mossy leaf]

ill save both of you spots in the basement

[blazing garden]

hell yeah

[mossy leaf]

you can sell ur jailbreak account for 20 bucks

[narrow crown]

need 50 bucks for that

i have 10,000 cars

[tame rock]

I ain’t selling my havoc account

[blazing garden]

i had 2b value before i sold my stuff

[mossy leaf]

thats right im robbing you for it

give me all ur paid tweaks

[blazing garden]

whats havoc

[tame rock]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[mossy leaf]

if ur not serious about the jailbreaking life then this isnt for you

jailbreakers dont play around ppl die for ts

[narrow crown]

packix rebrand

[blazing garden]

im ABOUT that life

[mossy leaf]

yeah ios 1.12.2 on an iphone 7 boy

[blazing garden]

yeah

thats where they added the trident and underwater zombies right

[mossy leaf]

dont think i dont know ur secret

[blazing garden]

or was it 1.13

[mossy leaf]

drowned have been in the game for a while

before 1.12 i think

[blazing garden]

hell no

im sure it was either 1.12.2 or 1.13

[terse dome]

i love vscode

[mossy leaf]

oh theyre 1.13

ur right

[blazing garden]

elite mc knowledge

havent touched the game in 6 years

[half compass]

1.12 is so nostalgic bru

[mossy leaf]

thats when i started playing ig i didnt realize i didnt see them in 1.8-1.12.2

[half compass]

Old textures and no drowned

[blazing garden]

ong

[mossy leaf]

even the anarchy servers have upgraded from 1.12.2

[gilded rapids]

This is a capitalist take bc Apple brought these features to the public for everyone

[blazing garden]

what about 2b2t

[mossy leaf]

its a lost way of life just like ios 14

[mossy leaf]

1.19 lol

or 1.21 now

[blazing garden]

no way

[mossy leaf]

i dont think very hard

[blazing garden]

does the queue still take a week

[mossy leaf]

probably

idk its gone to shit anyways

2b2t was never good and mojang cracked down on the chat and text on signs and stuff

[half compass]

More like half a day now i think?

[mossy leaf]

threatened to blacklist 2b2t if it didnt start moderating

which

kinda ruins the point of 2b2t

[blazing garden]

i still dont get why out of all servers

it was the most popular

[mossy leaf]

uh

campingrusher

[blazing garden]

i know its one of the oldest

[mossy leaf]

thats why

[blazing garden]

but still

[tame rock]

It’s the oldest anarchy server

[half compass]

They should’ve opted to be blacklisted

[mossy leaf]

then their playerbase wouldve been decimated and hause would have lost his precious money

constantiam is the only good anarchy server imo and idk how it is nowadays

i had fun on it in 2021 tho

[blazing garden]

from a mc player to a jailbreaker

tale of life

[mossy leaf]

but for this it was a niche server up until it nearly died and thecampingrusher made a video on it in 2016 promoting it, then later on etika played on the server making it more popular

[blazing garden]

they made good money from it

[half compass]

Jailbreaking is so dead

I feel bad for the new people here

[blazing garden]

fr man just dont forget your password

[half compass]

Like you 2

[mossy leaf]

and by that point it had a good amount of history by itself and minecraft itself got revived by pewdiepie in 2019 so fitmc took the chance to make video essays about it and it blew up even further

[blazing garden]

im just here to talk

[mossy leaf]

hey i jailbroke my phone in 2021

my very first phone

[blazing garden]

i dont need to jailbreak

[mossy leaf]

i was at the end of the golden era

[half compass]

Yea but since the server is about jailbreaking and that’s dead

[mossy leaf]

rest in peace my ios 14.2 phone

[half compass]

There’s not many people to talk to

[mossy leaf]

i was in denial about this for the longest time

[blazing garden]

i see

[mossy leaf]

i was like oh its gonna bounce back

we're gonna find exploits

[blazing garden]

what caused it to die

[mossy leaf]

but you just cant fight a trillion dollar corporation

[half compass]

Security researchers getting hired by cellebrite/apple

[mossy leaf]

theyll just buy out ur best guys

[half compass]

And more security overall

[mossy leaf]

its honestly really sad seeing everything i grew up with turn to shit

[blazing garden]

how long have u been in this for

[narrow crown]

i will say ios has gotten significantly better since they killed jailbreaking

[gilded rapids]

Lmao

[mossy leaf]

minecraft anarchy servers, roblox, jailbreaking, other games ive played over the years, online communities, etc

[narrow crown]

i dont need tweaks anymore

[narrow crown]

roblox was always ass bru

[gilded rapids]

yeah I don’t pay for a useless tweak

[blazing garden]

roblox jailbreak etc

[gilded rapids]

[narrow crown]

u were just a kid who didnt gaf

[true plover]

Our chef fucked up my knife 😭

[narrow crown]

your knife??

as in yours??

[true plover]

Yes

As in

[blazing garden]

knife of doom and despair

[mossy leaf]

it sucks that this is the case tho bc theres no more demand for jailbreaks

[true plover]

My present from my boss

😭

[narrow crown]

that must be a nice ass knife

[true plover]

He dropped it

[narrow crown]

how do u fuck up a knife THAT BAD

[blazing garden]

your boss gave u a knife as a present ?

[true plover]

Yes

It was Christmas

[narrow crown]

[blazing garden]

thats one weird gift idea

[true plover]

Whar

I work in a restaurant dawg

[mossy leaf]

in my opinion the principle of owning the thing you buy is very valuable, at least to me personally, and its sad to see everyone forget it

[blazing garden]

can u cook

[true plover]

It’s a kitchen knife

[narrow crown]

it is how it is. i'll live just fine without xenhtml draining my battery all day

[blazing garden]

can i hire u to make me food

[true plover]

Well chefs knife

[gilded rapids]

you ask too many questions

[true plover]

I can’t hire people

[mossy leaf]

being able to put arbitrary ipas without it expiring or needing to pay money was rlly nice

appsync a god send from heaven

[blazing garden]

no youre the one getting hired

[true plover]

Whar

I have the job

Let’s go

[mossy leaf]

???

oh

[blazing garden]

sushi

[mossy leaf]

can i not talk about modded apps here

[true plover]

I love sushi

[gilded rapids]

It’s piracy

[narrow crown]

sideloaders when u ask them what they are trying to sideload:

[blazing garden]

i never had sushi

[true plover]

Install*

Not sideload

[narrow crown]

whatever

[true plover]

[mossy leaf]

well you see the benefit

[blazing garden]

how do i sideload

[mossy leaf]

without me explicitly stating so

[mossy leaf]

curious george over here you have no intent to do anything youve asked about

[true plover]

Sideloading makes it sound like you’re not supposed to do that

[blazing garden]

how would you know that

[mossy leaf]

i know what type of man you are

[narrow crown]

its always like. modded spotify. modded discord. or some bullshit that is not practical like utm

[true plover]

You don’t “sideload” a app when you open an installer in a computer

[blazing garden]

[mossy leaf]

whats ur ios version again

[blazing garden]

12.1.2

iphone 7

[gilded rapids]

It’s piracy and can’t be talked about cause this server is an official discord partner

[mossy leaf]

that cannot be true bro

[gilded rapids]

They gotta follow stricter guidelines

[true plover]

“iPhone 7”

[blazing garden]

swear

[true plover]

https://tenor.com/view/blow-the-dust-meme-good-old-days-nostalgia-old-gif-17831927821295204551

[mossy leaf]

ur just following what that guy said in #jailbreak

[blazing garden]

yes i got it as a gift

[true plover]

Did your chef drop it

[blazing garden]

from my chef.

[true plover]

Did he

[blazing garden]

yeah how did you know

[true plover]

Drop it

Lucky guess

[mossy leaf]

@_@ was dropped as a baby clearly

[true plover]

[blazing garden]

rude

[red hinge]

@muted shuttle japan is turning footjobs into electricity

[mossy leaf]

im sorry

[true plover]

By his chef

[blazing garden]

that hurt my feelings man

[true plover]

:(

[mossy leaf]

what else can i say to a jb poser tho

[narrow crown]

where can i sign up

[blazing garden]

whats a poser

[true plover]

This is the toxic yaoi I live for

[mossy leaf]

ppl who listen to sleep token

[blazing garden]

whats sleep token

[red hinge]

https://footjobtoelectricity.jp

[mossy leaf]

you have a long way ahead of you

[blazing garden]

i dont wanna walk that way

[mossy leaf]

good go back to ur jailbreak gameplay

[blazing garden]

i cashed out a few months back

[gilded rapids]

ew you play Roblox

[mossy leaf]

on ur sandboxed little baby mode iphone

[gilded rapids]

bye

[blazing garden]

i cant be caught playing the game anymore

[dry monolith]

my teacher

just tried

to scroll

[mossy leaf]

jailbreak isnt even unfun tbh

[dry monolith]

my macbook screen

with his finger

im actually gonna crashout

[blazing garden]

cap

[mossy leaf]

at least it wasnt in 2017

[blazing garden]

to be fair yeah steal a brainrot might be better

[red hinge]

what the fuck do you mean

[mossy leaf]

no

[red hinge]

its my profile

[narrow crown]

if ur an adult and u play roblox u need to find something better to do with your life

[blazing garden]

jailbreak your profile.

[dry monolith]

Profile

i frogot that was my banner

on this server

[blazing garden]

that hurt

[dry monolith]

😭

[narrow crown]

good

[dry monolith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/guilds/349243932447604736/users/604370054624182272/banners/4ea24ed4694a8dc7333a5cc783aa37f2.webp?size=1024

[blazing garden]

whats wrong with playing roblox as an adult

[red hinge]

well

nothing wrong

[blazing garden]

thank u stella

[red hinge]

aside from literally everything

[blazing garden]

oh.

[gilded rapids]

LMAAO Roblox

In the big 2026 is wild

[dry monolith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934054715254272050/1197769241273847879/attachment-3.gif

[gilded rapids]

Especially as an adult bye

[narrow crown]

its a little kids game that is nothing but slop. i have friends who waste TENS OF HOURS on fucking roblox and then get mad about it when they lose

[dry monolith]

This is what roblox addicts do

[narrow crown]

rest assured i tell them to stop doing this shit

[blazing garden]

but some people make money from it

[red hinge]

if you play roblox as an adult you're either a predator or jobless and futureless

[narrow crown]

do you???

do you make money from roblox???

[gilded rapids]

If only I could pin this

[blazing garden]

you're hating at the slop but what about the people behind that slop

[gilded rapids]

X

[dry monolith]

Even women

[blazing garden]

i made money before yes

[dry monolith]

I know many women who are adults that play roblox

[gilded rapids]

Then I hate them too x

[red hinge]

@muted shuttle stop being useless

[narrow crown]

70-90% of them are child predators

[paper flint]

google does NOT find anything with that name, chances are its under a diff name

[mossy leaf]

i mean difficulty charts and towers are literally just like any other parkour game e.g. minecraft parkour or the cs:go stuff ppl do

its hella technical too

[red hinge]

even the people behind roblox doesn't care about roblox

[simple drift]

seprmvr64

v2

[red hinge]

gang

[narrow crown]

grow up and play a real game (csgo or minecraft)

[simple drift]

github.com/mineek

[dry monolith]

https://github.com/mineek/seprmvr64

[blazing garden]

it comes down to your goal behind playing the game

[simple drift]

tag v2

[narrow crown]

you making a living off of this? good money? or are we talking dollars and cents here

[mossy leaf]

i do and i also do roblox obbies cuz its a different physics system that plays better imo

[red hinge]

being a predator or what

[blazing garden]

in the tens of thousands

[mossy leaf]

well not csgo

im no russian

geometry dash is peaker than any of the games i mentioned before tho

unlimited skill ceiling

[red hinge]

gd sucks

[blazing garden]

u can play to crosstrade

or resell

[narrow crown]

wtf are you selling on roblox to make that much money

[red hinge]

you can do that on csgo too

[mossy leaf]

ok

[blazing garden]

ingame items 🤷‍♂️

there's people who sell limiteds aswell

[paper flint]

does not support 16GB devices
bro, im so unlucky

[red hinge]

play a real rhythm game

[mossy leaf]

i played gd on a very legal substance and ever since then ive felt psychically connected to gd

[blazing garden]

that makes far more money but is also more risky

[red hinge]

16gb as in storage

not RAM

[paper flint]

yes im aware

[mossy leaf]

none of them have 4ms timings bruh

[paper flint]

i have a 16 gig ipad 😭

[narrow crown]

gd is also a little kids game. it wants to be a rhythm game soo bad

[mossy leaf]

also gd doesnt pretend to be a rhythm game

[red hinge]

osu!mania:

[narrow crown]

i been playing osu mania and its good!! wayyy too many animeslop beatmaps tho i sort by english language

[mossy leaf]

that would be a 30 millisecond window to hit a perfect

[simple drift]

hi ns

[red hinge]

play a hard level

[simple drift]

i am in an studio

[paper flint]

i saw a "surrealra1n" thing that supposedly supports a8x

[gilded rapids]

Which one do I make for lunch @red hinge @narrow crown @simple drift

[mossy leaf]

even then osu!mania is a very limited game compared to gd i just dont find it as cool

theres only so much you can do with the visuals as a beatmap creator in osu

[red hinge]

both.

[simple drift]

there isn’t space for it

[gilded rapids]

.

[red hinge]

copium fr

[narrow crown]

how do i get good ive been on like. 1-2 stars. 1.7+ wrecks me

[simple drift]

SHIN BLACK

IM DROOLING

[narrow crown]

i am quite new to 4k rhythm games

[paper flint]

doesn't have touch ID, but i don't use touch id on it anyway lmao

[red hinge]

i don't play osu!mania, but i play djmax

which is the same concept

[mossy leaf]

i would say gd and osu mania are just different types of games tho

[red hinge]

you just play more

[mossy leaf]

they dont fill the same niche

[paper flint]

play a 5 key one (clone hero)

[gilded rapids]

wait lemme ask in my server x

[red hinge]

rhythm games are the one that your play time translates directly into your skill

i have 110 hours at muse dash and i can comfortably play lv10 charts

[dry monolith]

Hello

[dry monolith]

Interesting

[dry monolith]

i might go studio now because

i just finish lesson now

[glad vessel]

what about shooters

[red hinge]

shooters depends

[mossy leaf]

i have 60 hours of playtime on one gd level im cooked

[red hinge]

i have 30 hours at cs2 and i still suck

:/

[narrow crown]

gottta lock in i guess

[paper flint]

time to charge up the ipad, cause i haven't used it in MONTHS

[mossy leaf]

i never clicked with any fps

cs2 valorant etc

my chud brain can only handle one input key

[paper flint]

oh also what are y'all's opinions on the 12" macbook?

[red hinge]

it sucks

[paper flint]

i use one

[mossy leaf]

stella you dont have a good attitude about anything

[simple drift]

i’m mid lesson

just

in studio

[paper flint]

damn

[mossy leaf]

you know what i think the 12" macbook is beautiful

[red hinge]

im well aware

[half compass]

@red hinge ni hao

[red hinge]

its called having opinions

[mossy leaf]

a gift from god to our people

[red hinge]

GONG XI FUCK CAI

[simple drift]

beat and recording in chud logic

[paper flint]

oh hell nah

[winter meadow]

This app is peak

Anghami

[red hinge]

if god actually give people 12 inches macbook i'd rather shoot myself

[mossy leaf]

very nice setup

[ashen basin]

Subway surfers 2 is actually really fun wtf

[red hinge]

they made a sequel!?

[mossy leaf]

then youd have to face him sooner rather than later

[half compass]

get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️

[dry monolith]

i had econ tho so like

[simple drift]

i don’t own the studio 😭

[dry monolith]

Tuff

[mossy leaf]

god is steve jobs and he used his divine power to crush the heretical jb scene

[simple drift]

i JUST do music

[dry monolith]

I’ve been using logic a bit more recently

[dry monolith]

I know but i do physics econ and music so like

[ashen basin]

It’s called subway surfers city. Has a ton of new mechanics and better graphics

[half compass]

i hate all people who make music

you all suck

fuck all of you

[narrow crown]

you know the job interview boutta be good when the guy you're emailing actually gets back to you in a reasonable timeframe

🙏

[simple drift]

lead singer’s an abuser btw

[mossy leaf]

i like making music but i suck at producing it

[simple drift]

L

[mossy leaf]

writing piano pieces is nice

[dry monolith]

This was a few weeks ago

[half compass]

no bro she consented to biting

you dont get it!

[winter meadow]

Idc tbh

[jaunty garnet]

just experiment

[narrow crown]

i love people who make music! trans women stay on top

[simple drift]

awwwww x

[simple drift]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[half compass]

❓

[narrow crown]

did everyone really get so upset about biting during sex'

[tame shuttle]

I wish I could use my iMac as a monitor to be honest

[simple drift]

fl on mac

[half compass]

i dont think it was during sex

[simple drift]

evil

[mossy leaf]

hyperpop as a genre sucks but all other music made by trans women is good

[simple drift]

if ur gonna use just fl you get a pc

[half compass]

i think he literally liked to bite his girlfriend for no reason

[simple drift]

yea

[narrow crown]

you're not a tr you dont get it

[mossy leaf]

im at square 1

[narrow crown]

hyperpop is the most stimulating music ever made its awesome

[simple drift]

non consensual and refused to do anything about it

[red hinge]

you can buy a board that allows you to turn a mac screen to a normal HDMI display
...or use spacedesk if your host device is a windows machine

[tame shuttle]

Trust me when I say this making music is all about experimentation

[simple drift]

2slimey:

[tame shuttle]

Fuck no 😭

[narrow crown]

ok thats weird. i dont think biting is all that weird as long as everyone is ok with it

[mossy leaf]

to an extent yeah but when you open fl studio and theres a billion things to work w its a little iffy

i think im happy composing on my nice yamaha piano

[paper flint]

im getting iOS 13.4 for my ipad (i go as early as supported, even if touch ID dont work)

[half compass]

everybody who ever participated in the dreamsmp is guilty until proven innocent to me

except jschlatt

[tame shuttle]

It’s all about taking it one step at a time. I’ve made music on my phone for over a year now and I’m still learning new things

[red hinge]

i don't even own minecraft

[mossy leaf]

bro on garageband

[red hinge]

beat that

the most innocent person on earth

[tame shuttle]

Yessir and I make shit all the time

😭

[chilly bear]

you clearly haven’t heard freerobuxifyousharesong_draft_v2

[tame shuttle]

I do mean it when I say I wanna switch to something like Logic Pro but the ease of use for GarageBand is great

[half compass]

yall need to tap into that epstein hyperpop

its a new genre

[red hinge]

mfs say that and then publish pure rap trash on soundcloud

[mossy leaf]

i remember making music in garageband when i was 9 or so

never came back to it after

it sounds awful

i put it on newgrounds and i just rediscovered it recently

[tame shuttle]

You change and grew as a person bro

[chilly bear]

wdym it sounds awful mf ur the one making the music

[simple drift]

and jack manifold

[mossy leaf]

i was 9

[dry monolith]

Yes

[dry monolith]

you can

[simple drift]

bad

[dry monolith]

i’m not tho

[simple drift]

no cmd , settings

[dry monolith]

How

[half compass]

yeah him too

[chilly bear]

and?

[tame shuttle]

Can I use the M1 as a monitor

[simple drift]

it doesn’t work how a mac app should and it pmo

[chilly bear]

we have already established that you had an iq of 150 at the age of 3

[simple drift]

isn’t target display mode a thing

[red hinge]

jailbreak dev:

[narrow crown]

speaking of the studio i think i wanna get back in the ceramics studio today

(even though i was just there yesterday)

[tame shuttle]

Either I’m dumb or super dumb I thought they stopped supporting that

[half compass]

@dense zinc @chilly bear wants to have sex with you

[paper flint]

oh bruh surrealra1n doesn't support macOS ffs

[simple drift]

i’m not sure

[red hinge]

is an ultrawide necessary for fl studio, like bro i saw everyone who make good tracks use an ultrawide

[dry monolith]

I think so it has airplay to mac

So just

[narrow crown]

whatis surrealra1n

[mossy leaf]

ur right theres no excuse

[dry monolith]

No

[dense zinc]

[paper flint]

https://github.com/pwnerblu/surrealra1n

[mossy leaf]

its part of the mindset

[half compass]

it's a semaphorin style downgrade thing made by a guy who is pretty new

to ios jailbreaking

and stuff like that

afaik

[red hinge]

i hope he doesn't have a cp recording studio

:/

[half compass]

it's fine ish

[red hinge]

the semaphorin lore goes crazy

[desert cairn]

goy slop

[mossy leaf]

a what

[paper flint]

i dont care about losing data on that device, i rarely use it

[red hinge]

you heard that right

[half compass]

there's worse so

[mossy leaf]

deadass

like

[paper flint]

love this mac

[mossy leaf]

the abbrevaition im thinking of

[desert cairn]

jb is dead we're onto virtual ios devices

[mossy leaf]

woah

[gilded rapids]

Cheaper than a Studio Display you can buy the Samsung oled 49in monitor

[half compass]

just buy cellebrite bru

[red hinge]

i am not stuttering

[desert cairn]

cellebrite will be dead too

mossad does not win this one

[mossy leaf]

you were right half the world knows about it @ruby copper

[red hinge]

there's a difference between a studio monitor and a gaming monitor

[desert cairn]

he told me about it first

[mossy leaf]

oh

[desert cairn]

then i saw a twitter post earlier

[chilly bear]

wrong

[half compass]

there is a jewish missile headed your way. be careful.

[paper flint]

might need to do surrealra1n on my debian machine aughhhhhhh

[dense zinc]

@chilly bear

[red hinge]

studio monitor priortize on color accuracy and resolution

[gilded rapids]

Fair enough but oled

[red hinge]

but the pro display xdr is overpriced

[chilly bear]

what's my linux screen mirroring setup

[red hinge]

:/

[chilly bear]

i forgot it

[paper flint]

wtf

why you askin someone else

[gusty hedge]

Just spent 3 hours shoveling bird shit off my balcony

[red hinge]

i mean, totally not like my laptop OLED has superior color accuracy than studio IPS displays

[red hinge]

i'd just use a pressure washer and get the job done in 20 minutes

[gilded rapids]

slim why does it give soviet
vibes in those images ):

[gusty hedge]

I’d pressure wash it into our courtyard

That wouldn’t be nice

[gusty hedge]

Just because it’s cloudy

It’s usually nicer

[red hinge]

just get a car washer, its not really that expensive and does the job of a pressure washer tbh

[gilded rapids]

Fair enough

[half compass]

it's been nice knowing you bro

[red hinge]

my dad got a big pressure washer just to wash his truck

[gilded rapids]

omg we can be balcony buddies

[red hinge]

like literally fucking industrial tier

[narrow crown]

the results are fire

looks so clean

u could eat off that balcony

[half compass]

he's definitely dying from some bird shit disease

[red hinge]

fr

[half compass]

google says he has 5 days

[red hinge]

i'd love to have a balcony

like man

imagine

[gilded rapids]

I’ve taken a nap on my balcony before 😭

[red hinge]

now that's a cosy place

[chilly bear]

hyprctl output create headless dummy && hyprctl keyword monitor dummy,2388x1668@120,0x0,1 && weylus

[desert cairn]

ew

[chilly bear]

ur welcome.

[gusty hedge]

I would definitely not do that

[gusty hedge]

I wore a mask and gloves!!!

[iron zinc]

welcome to purgatory

[half compass]

fascist software detected

[red hinge]

imagine hyprland

me and my boys use sway

[half compass]

nothing can protect you from bird shit

[red hinge]

(i use windows 11)

[half compass]

bird shit is too powerful

[chilly bear]

yea thats why i use it

[split nimbus]

@gusty hedge @ruby copper ODIDO LEAKED MY ADDRESS

[ruby copper]

trolled

[red hinge]

i hate when a wasp finds the top of my balcony the perfect place

[gusty hedge]

WHAT

[split nimbus]

YOURS TOO?????

[split nimbus]

ODIDO DATA BREACH

[half compass]

wtf is odido

[gilded rapids]

No fr bc

[iron zinc]

[gusty hedge]

Whats odido

[half compass]

oh

dutch telekom?

i guess

[split nimbus]

ITS LIKE KPN

[gusty hedge]

Oh nooooo

[gilded rapids]

@red hinge 3 bed room 3 bath

[gusty hedge]

WTF KPN

Sue

[split nimbus]

YEAHH

[split nimbus]

HOW TO REMOVE IT FROM THE DATA LEAK

[iron zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/morty-gif-11706745138599281160

[ruby copper]

nope we never had odido

[split nimbus]

HOW TO REMOVE IT FROM THE DATA LEAK

[ruby copper]

idk

[gilded rapids]

?

[terse dome]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2027036221264777680 dude what are they doing with the data

International Cyber Digest (@IntCyberDigest)

‼️ They don't want you to know this: we searched Odido customers who missed payments or committed fraud, by ethnicity inferred from last names.

North Africans/Arabs and Turks are 20.8× more likely to miss payments or commit fraud according to Odido's dataset.

In fact, all non-Westerners are 16.9× more likely to miss payments or commit fraud compared to native Dutch.

This is just an experiment to show what can be done with Odido data and AI. It is also data that policymakers should act on.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 26, 2026, 3:01 PM

[ruby copper]

well well well

[red hinge]

and how much is your rent

[gusty hedge]

Skull

[red hinge]

wtf bro

[half compass]

duh

[gilded rapids]

mine is 1.7k total

But split with roommate so half of that

[half compass]

no shit refugees are poor

[gusty hedge]

Does this give soviet vibes

[iron zinc]

Where tf

you can't be in the US

[dense zinc]

spy house

[gusty hedge]

Because I just shoveled bird shit

[half compass]

this looks western as fuck bro

[gusty hedge]

Get it LO

[gusty hedge]

Thanks man

[gilded rapids]

huh

hold up pull up Soviet apartments

[gilded rapids]

yeah US lmao

[gilded rapids]

bruh

[red hinge]

thanks for your address

[gilded rapids]

I got this

ngl this looks like Athens Greece LMAO

[half compass]

if the orange paint was like some sort of flower pattern

[half compass]

everything east of the iron curtain has this

[gilded rapids]

ghetto

jk I’m sure it’s cozy

[gusty hedge]

My apartment was built in the 1930s

That may be why

[gilded rapids]

this is where my American comes out tho because I personal refuse to live an apartment with less than 1000sqft

idk the conversion

[narrow crown]

id live in a tiny studio as long as i had my own space

[gilded rapids]

I also host a lot so I like the extra space

[gusty hedge]

It’s like nearly 3k usda month if you want 90m2 here lol

1000sqft

[half compass]

wtf

[gilded rapids]

oh hell no 😭

[half compass]

you live in denmark right?

[gusty hedge]

Yes

[half compass]

that's actually insane

i expected it to be lower

there

[gusty hedge]

2500 maybe

[gilded rapids]

I guess if he okay with a smaller size if I lived in a large city like nyc

Copenhagen has really nice when I visited x

[gusty hedge]

YEAAAA

Did you uber

Say no

[half compass]

@chilly bear let's watch jerk offs together

[gusty hedge]

(((

?(?

[half compass]

it's a minecraft speedrunning tournament man

weirdo......

[gilded rapids]

I’m happy it finally snowed

[half compass]

it snowed like 20 inches for me a few weeks ago

[gilded rapids]

Lucky

.

[half compass]

and then like 10 inches again a few days after

[gilded rapids]

Where do you live wtf

[half compass]

you know where i live bro

come on

[gilded rapids]

oh wait I do nvm

[red hinge]

you get snow?

[gilded rapids]

WAIT lmao

[red hinge]

real shit but i haven't seen snow in my life

[winter meadow]

You like the music not the person

[gilded rapids]

Tbh I didn’t know who you were until I clicked ur profile

😭😭

[paper flint]

ok so as it turns out, i need ubuntu 😭

[gilded rapids]

hiiii

[paper flint]

debian is supposedly not good enough

[narrow crown]

oh my god bru in new york we got like a foot or more a few weeks ago

and just when it was almost melted

we got another 16 inches

[gilded rapids]

average news cycle for me

someone got shot and traffic from accident

[half compass]

STATUS=0&MESSAGE=SUCCESS&REQUEST_STRING= @ServerVersion 2.1.0 AuthDbg,Ticket

[half compass]

average day in gods country

the united STATES of america.

[red hinge]

explains your pfp

[gilded rapids]

I swear someone gets shot everyday in my metro

[red hinge]

100% accurate

[carmine elk]

played peak

[half compass]

idk how neither political parties in the us advocate for not allowing everybody to get a gun because they want to

[grave tree]

https://open.spotify.com/track/76QF8OzKFCF7ZHrYayl1wm?si=4j8jZq-TSYaGKIXBARvH1Q

[fervent dove]

I'm a big fan of jailbreak iphone now,
and "iPhone 1 2 3 4 5" is one of my favorite songs of theirs.

[grave tree]

guys this is the best song ever

[gilded rapids]

United

States

Of

America

[paper flint]

i know dd too well :(

(im a chronic distro hopper)

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-jelly-real-andrew-jam-andrew-cupcake-andrew-cake-gif-17341819676961753504

[carmine elk]

what abt iphone 1 2 3 4 5 SOX SECENNNNNNNMMNMMMBNN

[grave tree]

jail break phone

jail break phone

[split nimbus]

jail break phone

jail break phone

[half compass]

jail break phone

jail break phone

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-spongebob-patrick-star-derp-duh-gif-21500047

[steep falcon]

I already asked on another channel a couple of days ago, but I would like to ask here... is there a way to install apps from newer versions of iOS on iOS 12? Or is it possible to update from iOS 12 to iOS 13 or 14?

AppStore++ is not for installing later versions of apps.
TrollStore only works for iOS 13 or 14 and above.

So... what options do I have left? Even if I try to install an IPA file, it tells me again that it's for later versions of iOS.

[teal bramble]

@half compass can i get the mare porcarie pic again

[half compass]

why

[teal bramble]

my sister doesnt believe me that it got sold and the label was that

[half compass]

ok hold on

[teal bramble]

thx

[half compass]

unblock so i can dm

[mossy leaf]

i dont believe theres a way to do it, its one of the biggest cons of staying on an older version

[teal bramble]

done

[steep falcon]

:(

[coarse shard]

I just realised that they added fonts for mobile

It could have been done sooner

Fucking discord that it requires money

[tame rock]

Tbh you can tell who has or hasnt watched smiling friends after the announcement of its cancellation

I’m fucking heartbroken

[narrow crown]

idk man i think a 3 season arc is pretty good

i like how they did a mr frog episode every season to finish his story

[versed sun]

Found a image of my profile from a long time ago

Before I had this account I’m using now

[desert cairn]

okay

[muted shuttle]

where can i sign up

[mossy leaf]

this is insane

[copper tendon]

gotta love the new cheap macbook shipping with 8gb of ram

ewaste out of the box

[versed sun]

Is it ddr4 too?

[copper tendon]

its probably slow as shit

idk if its ddr4 speed

[desert cairn]

we are in a ram shortage do you think that chromebook users need more than 8gb

[copper tendon]

it's gonna be soldered so

[desert cairn]

its soldered its like 9000 mt/s or something

[copper tendon]

no but i think macos tahoe alone requires more than 8gb

[mossy leaf]

macos only needs 64 megabytes of ram to run at peak performance

[copper tendon]

tahoe struggles on any 8gb mac

[mossy leaf]

its just that optimized

[desert cairn]

LPDDR5X 9600 MT/s

[copper tendon]

thats like faster than ddr5 speeds

[desert cairn]

ye cuz soldered

M4 Pro is 8533 MT/s

[mossy leaf]

suddenly 8gb doesnt seem so small now does it

[copper tendon]

idk i feel like bare minimum 12gb of ram

[desert cairn]

it is very small

but web browser users wont care

[versed sun]

Think I’m gonna solder my ram to my motherboard for faster speeds

[copper tendon]

8gb is horrible

[desert cairn]

my 8gb m1 can run tahoe and a web browser just fine

[mossy leaf]

a windows ran society made you feel this way

[copper tendon]

8gb of ram is barely enough for anything

[desert cairn]

windows uses less ram lol

[copper tendon]

no its literally any os

[desert cairn]

macos is notoriously bad for memory usage

[copper tendon]

not to mention on macs ram is shared

so you have 8gb for the gpu and cpu

so if anything 8gb of ram on a mac is worse than 8gb on a windows laptop

[worthy garden]

Hi

[versed sun]

This is how I’m gonna wire my ram

[copper tendon]

at least with windows you can debloat, etc

[worthy garden]

Fuck you

[copper tendon]

with macos tahoe you are stuck

[red hinge]

ah sure its about to complete

[versed sun]

They are gonna ship the budget MacBook with iPadOS without touch screen support

[copper tendon]

that would be an atrocity

[simple drift]

https://x.com/techjunkie_aman/status/2027029017346609173?s=46

Techjunkie Aman (@Techjunkie_Aman)

You can now run a virtual iPhone with iOS 26.1+

Yes. A real version of iOS running inside a virtual machine on Apple Silicon Macs.

Not a simulator.
Not a fake UI.

An actual iPhone environment that boots, loads iOS 26.1, and works like a device.

What this means:
• iOS 26.1

X · Feb 26, 2026, 2:32 PM

this is so cool

[versed sun]

With some desktop apps

[half compass]

yuri.apple.com is a real subdomain

[simple drift]

what’s ac-gs

[red hinge]

he doesn't actually write that post btw

[copper tendon]

apple connect

[half compass]

good question

i have no idea

[simple drift]

son

[half compass]

it doesn't sign anything

[desert cairn]

gbi-virtualtraveler.geo.v.aaplimg.com.

[half compass]

ANYTHING

[desert cairn]

whjat the hell

hes right

its not even wildcard

[half compass]

i KNOW

i have no idea

why they named it that

im just looking through apple subdomains

[simple drift]

diagnostics.apple.com better

[narrow crown]

job interview secured

🙏

[simple drift]

You have successfully signed out of the AST 2 Diagnostic Console

[chrome peak]

WHAT THIS MEANS:

[narrow crown]

i cant fumble this bag

[copper tendon]

it means nothing, its useless

[half compass]

does yuri.apple.com imply the existence of yaoi.apple.com

[simple drift]

perchance

[half compass]

it doesn't exist

this sucks

there's unironically like 2k apple subdomains

or more

idk i didnt count

[chrome peak]

It's linkedin style slop where everything you say has to be the most profound thing in the world

[simple drift]

what is this

yuri

[narrow crown]

yuri.,.

[simple drift]

yaoi better

[half compass]

ac-gs-mdn.apple.com

[chrome peak]

why not both

[simple drift]

can someone leak me an apple ast2 login pleas

thx

[half compass]

you would unironically get the feds at your door and probably sued by apple

[half compass]

they do not like leaked appleconnect accounts

at all

[simple drift]

sad

i wanna fix my own stuff and not have loads of warnings