general

[tame shuttle]

Yeah basically, tablets you can attach keyboards to

They aren’t SPECIFICALLY designed to be tablets but they aren’t SPECIFICALLY designed to be laptops

They’re just super saiyan tablets with extra doodads and doohickeys

[wicked surge]

oh jesus

[real cobalt]

Laptops should have touchscreens

[tame shuttle]

If it’s implemented well and I can turn it off? Ok

If not nope

[real cobalt]

Having a touchscreen is so convenient

[tame shuttle]

Genuinely curious, what would it let me do that I wouldn’t have been able to do otherwise

Like only thing I can think of is drawing or something

But thats kinda weird on a laptop

[real cobalt]

It's just much quicker to touch something than track to it

[tame shuttle]

Least for me

[real cobalt]

I promise you once you start you can never go back

[tame shuttle]

I remember having a 2-in-1 laptop and I never stuck with one form of use

[real cobalt]

It doesn't even have to be 2 in 1

[tame shuttle]

Sure I USED the touch screen but because it felt more like a desktop class operating system it just felt more natural to use a keyboard and mouse

I want them to focus on bug fixes and all that and if they JUST HAVE TO ADD A TOUCH SCREEN fine but I don’t know what else it’d add other than, oh, you can do this a little faster or oh, you can draw now (if we ignore keyboard shortcuts for most mundane tasks)

Besides I technically used macOS with a touch screen already with sidecar

It’s fine.

[buoyant stream]

Yo wsg

[tame shuttle]

Not terrible but not great for me

Hi

[buoyant stream]

Real

I've been sick the past couple of days

At the Dr rn getting checked for COVID/strep

[tame shuttle]

I guess another thing is it’d make the simulations for developing iOS/iPadOS/watchOS apps a bit more seamless if anything

[buoyant stream]

Prob just a sinus infection tho

[polar python]

nooo ugotta usee ummm i3wm with keyboard centric workflow!!

[true plover]

I love goldfish

I forgot how good they are

[buoyant stream]

Anyone here from Kansas?

[true plover]

Bro lives in Kansas

[buoyant stream]

If so be careful cops here are getting training to be able to harass people

[real cobalt]

I used sway for a while and still prefer gnome

[buoyant stream]

Ik it's hell

[true plover]

[tame shuttle]

Oh I’m south of you

[buoyant stream]

They're getting training that apparently lets them smell weed across a 4 lane highway

[true plover]

I thought this was already in training?

[keen juniper]

im having a problem with my iphone 4
it just gets frozen at the apple logo and never boots into recovery or ios, is there any way to fix it?

[buoyant stream]

Charges stuck on the guy

[buoyant stream]

Oh nice hi

[shut jewel]

DOXXED 😨 😨 😨

[true plover]

Bluetooth smell

[buoyant stream]

Sorry more effective harassment

[tame shuttle]

Go back to the floating island you came from!!!

[buoyant stream]

Fr

[shut jewel]

ok sorry

[buoyant stream]

And the worst dept possible got it near me

[tame shuttle]

It’s ok I forgive you

[buoyant stream]

Yates center

Cops there are assholes

Speed traps everywhere and every cop there hates their fucking life and makes it your problem

They got my mom for going 5 over downhill like a block away from being out of city limits

[tame shuttle]

Five over

I see people going 20 over here and nothing HAPPENS

[buoyant stream]

Yea

Like I said Yates center police is full of people who wanted to do more with their lives than patrol in a town that's dying

And they make It your fuckin problem

They're sneaky asf too

They love to hide at city limits to get people slowing down coming into town

Cause they drop the speed limit by 5 and the signs are stupid hard to see

So you'll be slowing down from 70 at the edge of town and boom now you're 10 over

[terse dome]

https://vxtwitter.com/EU_Commission/status/2026681576134775267 we shall soon all be roaming in the great country of albania 🇦🇱

European Commission (@EU_Commission)

We have proposed to open negotiations to extend the EU’s 'Roam Like at Home' regime to the Western Balkan.

This would allow people travelling between the EU and Western Balkans to call, text and use mobile data without roaming surcharges.

More: https://link.europa.eu/fWytmd

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[wild pelican]

tbh, i lowk want to rent an albanian VPS

no yt ads yet no slowdowns like in russia

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/nintendoamerica/status/2026794337837719619?s=46

Nintendo of America (@NintendoAmerica)

We interrupt your regularly scheduled scrolling to bring you this very important message.

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[chilly bear]

why

[unborn gazelle]

hello humans

I have come to general posing a simple question https://x.com/MasterMike88/status/2026821067453681802?s=20

Michael (@MasterMike88)

Genuine question to the handful of people that see this: what are people’s personal/genuine opinions on the usage of generative AI within modding related utilities (e.g. iOS jailbreaking/a jailbreak, console modding/CFW’s, etc.)

X · Feb 26, 2026, 12:46 AM

[true plover]

Peak goyslop

[jaunty garnet]

clankers

[unborn gazelle]

ok

[jaunty garnet]

shit either gives you made up info or just refuses to tell you

[unborn gazelle]

I’m not talking about guides or as an assistance thing, I’m talking about their usage for utilities

[true plover]

As a large language model

[jaunty garnet]

wdym

[mint forge]

anyone know a good discord server to sell my iphone 13 on ios 16.0

im trynna get rid of it

[jaunty garnet]

reddit

r/jailbreakswap or something

[muted shuttle]

r/jailbreakswap

not a discord but a subreddit

[jaunty garnet]

hi maxine

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[true plover]

I’m tempted to get a switch

[unborn gazelle]

let’s just say, hypothetically, someone used generative AI to develop some or all of a jailbreak

[mint forge]

okay

thanks

[jaunty garnet]

ig if it works

[unborn gazelle]

what are your opinions on that, and to what extent would it be fine

[jaunty garnet]

i wouldnt call it fine but it would be impressive if it found an exploit

[true plover]

It’d be lazy imo

[jaunty garnet]

but i wouldnt trust it to be stable

[mint forge]

how are the exploits for ios 17-18 looking so far?

sorry

sue

[jaunty garnet]

jailbreak is never coming atp

[mint forge]

sir

[true plover]

sir

[mint forge]

you think it’s dead?

[jaunty garnet]

most people do

[mint forge]

gotta be gentle with the lad

[fervent dove]

Thx

[unborn gazelle]

lowkey you should

[mint forge]

that’s sad

[muted shuttle]

i want a switch oled

[mint forge]

😂😂

[muted shuttle]

and i wanna modchip it

[true plover]

True we all love GIR

[jaunty garnet]

i hate gir

[muted shuttle]

that's probably gonna be one of the first things i get with paycheck money

when that happens...

[shut jewel]

CVE-2026-As an AI language model

[true plover]

rt

[muted shuttle]

(never etc etc)

[true plover]

It’s tempting

[muted shuttle]

very

[jaunty garnet]

this is implying you would get a job

[muted shuttle]

I want one and I am turning in my application soon

[mint forge]

so this community will just be a legacy jailbreak server in a couple of years 💔

[raven pine]

ur gonna get bored of it in like 2 weeks

[muted shuttle]

Ok

it's a place i enjoy going so idk man

[true plover]

As long as I starve myself for a week and miss paying my phone bill for 4 months I might be able to get a switch Oled

[jaunty garnet]

basically is already

[untold helm]

You saying this like it’s coming along at all

[mint forge]

sorry sir

[shut jewel]

there's already a server for legacy jailbreaks 🤓

[untold helm]

iOS 16 will always be a modern iOS version

[mint forge]

i got my 2 phones on ios 16 ❤️

[shut jewel]

17.0 can be semi-jailbroken

[mint forge]

was 17.0.1 the patch?

wym you grew up with ios 14

i grew up with 6-9

and im 18

[raven pine]

does anyone even have a iphone 15 on ios 17.0

[true plover]

Ye

[shut jewel]

they meant to say ios 13

[true plover]

No :(

[mint forge]

still

that’s like 2021

[raven pine]

they released 17.0.2 a day before the iphone 15 series started shipping

[mint forge]

uh

[true plover]

It’s rare now I’m sure

[mint forge]

just weird hearing someone grew up with ios 13/14 😭

[shut jewel]

off by 2 years

[true plover]

[raven pine]

said no one ever

[true plover]

I remember using my dads iPod to play games on

[mint forge]

yeah this is what i mean with growing up

im not trynna hate

but i grew up with ios 6 on my mini 1 and ipod 4

[desert cairn]

youve been saying this for like a month

[muted shuttle]

Yea i know

Soon bro soon

[shut jewel]

i grew up with ios 26

[red hinge]

she won't

trust me

[muted shuttle]

tbh i've been waiting on my dad to get a reference for me to put down

and i finally got it today

[true plover]

Don’t you have a meal to eat that’s paid and made for you

[muted shuttle]

so i can actually turn it in now

[true plover]

Maxine

[desert cairn]

why do u need a reference for a tiny local store

[red hinge]

you don't need your dad to get you a job

[muted shuttle]

gotta make sure i get it bro

[red hinge]

especially a retail job

😭

[shut jewel]

ok discord mod

[mint forge]

i grew up with ios 26.4 beta 2

[muted shuttle]

im trying hard to get this job bro...

[true plover]

No previous experience required
Need 5 years of previous experience

[red hinge]

maxine CV:
very experienced in: moderate discord

[true plover]

(You can’t use that Maxine)

[muted shuttle]

I didnt put it there so

[true plover]

[mint forge]

do discord moss in servers like this get payed?

mods

[true plover]

You thought about it

[muted shuttle]

nop

[red hinge]

no

[true plover]

No

[muted shuttle]

I do this for free

[true plover]

They’re just internet janitors

[muted shuttle]

Aaron bullies me sometimes though

[true plover]

Who doesn’t

[mint forge]

what’s the point, i’m not trynna be offensive whatsoever

[desert cairn]

there isnt

[true plover]

Just like jb devs

[muted shuttle]

helping out a community that i enjoy i guess

[desert cairn]

you get to watch a bunch of 12 year olds discuss stupid shit all day

[muted shuttle]

fr

[true plover]

Fr

[mint forge]

and

[shut jewel]

you're so helpful

[true plover]

I had a croissant today

[jaunty garnet]

nice

[true plover]

Yes

[jaunty garnet]

fuck is a croissant

??

[true plover]

It was very good

[shut jewel]

did it tastes good?

[mint forge]

nebula how did you starts exploiting or developing, did you study anything related to it, if you did, what did you study?

[true plover]

Yes

[muted shuttle]

he used chat gpt

[mint forge]

im about to go into college to study cybersecurity

[desert cairn]

im not a developer

[true plover]

With butter and Bleu berri Jam

[jaunty garnet]

opsec

[true plover]

I’d be embarrassed too if I were a dev for a dying/dead community

[mint forge]

@myai whats opsec

[desert cairn]

just do stuff on your own on the side so u get real experience

[shut jewel]

then why do you have the role

[true plover]

They give it to anyone

[desert cairn]

i paid aaron 5 shekels

[jaunty garnet]

@desert cairn is claudey opus 4.6 the best rn?

[mint forge]

like?

[desert cairn]

idk

[desert cairn]

no every ai model sucks

[shut jewel]

ok i want dev role

[mint forge]

i mean i can jailbreak and mess with shit but i can’t develop shit myself

[true plover]

Even @obtuse ruin is a “dev”

[shut jewel]

ok jailbreak a wii now

[mint forge]

usually i can troubleshoot shit myself and do somewhat “difficult” stuff like hackintoshing

[shut jewel]

icrazeware

[true plover]

Though he blocked me

[jaunty garnet]

is icrave french

[mint forge]

dns method or usb 😈

or sd card

[shut jewel]

idk do the one that works

[mint forge]

i’ve done it before

[jaunty garnet]

isnt it just letterbomb

[mint forge]

multiple times

[true plover]

I used dns and it scared my little brother when it was being jailbroken lol

Ye

[muted shuttle]

@obtuse ruin Hi icraze

[shut jewel]

tell your little brother the dns monster is back

[mint forge]

i home brewed my friends and he thought his shit was gonna explode

[true plover]

lol

[true plover]

Tell him to unblock me

Smh

[shut jewel]

did it?

[mint forge]

sadly not

[muted shuttle]

Not my problem i think

[true plover]

Or wait

Useless moderator

:/

[muted shuttle]

Im not a moderator.

Im an administrator.

[shut jewel]

maxine is SO useless because im blocked

[jaunty garnet]

?

[mint forge]

like how does a dev start exploiting ios devices

[true plover]

Don’t be offended it’s not a real job

[muted shuttle]

Hello madam look here

[mint forge]

sorry sir im so sorry

[jaunty garnet]

same thing

you still moderate.

[muted shuttle]

No i administrate.

[shut jewel]

idk ask somebody who developed a jailbreak

[true plover]

Yeah what even is the difference

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[jaunty garnet]

one has more power

[muted shuttle]

Ask aaron

[true plover]

.

Bro is an admin and has no clue

[shut jewel]

useless admin needs to be demoted

[red hinge]

autism

[true plover]

How all good things start

[shut jewel]

general

[velvet zenith]

autism

[fervent dove]

becomejbdev

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[velvet zenith]

real answer

[shut jewel]

what is #unknown

[manic tulip]

click on it

[tame shuttle]

Dehydrate: don’t click on it

[split nimbus]

@tame shuttle

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[tame shuttle]

Mow

[manic tulip]

evil

[tame shuttle]

[untold helm]

do y’all think it will be called MacBook SE, MacBookE, or just MacBook

[tame shuttle]

MacBook

[winter meadow]

Just MacBook

MacBook SE sounds stupid

[terse dome]

they've killed the macbook for 7 years now time to bring it back

(saying 2019 is 7 years ago is actually killing me)

[untold helm]

The 12in MacBook died a slow and painful death

The intel core m ones in particular

[terse dome]

lived slow died slow

[winter meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-gif-4679601

[untold helm]

X86 and low power don’t mix

[versed sun]

Got hacked from them just for them to play Minecraft

I’m not even on Minecraft or playing it

[manic tulip]

did you buy minecraft just to not play it or what how have you never obtained acquire hardware

[versed sun]

Each Minecraft has achievements for each os

That was the windows edition and I don’t play bedrock

[chilly bear]

no it's me dw

[versed sun]

I hope that achievement is just from someone ik that has access to my Minecraft account

Should a Xbox controller be signed into my Microsoft account

[winter meadow]

Why would it be connected

[versed sun]

Don’t have any strange devices signed into my account

Just my controller which I doubt has learned how to use my Xbox account

[muted shuttle]

@polar python

@polar python Hey

@polar python Whats your pretendo network id

[polar python]

Fuck if I know dude

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[polar python]

stekc

[muted shuttle]

Ok

Expect a friend request from "kitty Maxine" soon

[winter meadow]

What’s your PSN username

[muted shuttle]

I dont have a play station

Or well

I have a ps2

But nothing that uses psn

[winter meadow]

Get a super slim fr

And do qCFW

[fervent dove]

@ruby copper's timezone is Europe/Amsterdam 🇳🇱
It is currently 02:57 AM CET

[polar python]

Someone wake this mfer up

[lime junco]

Off topic but sileo demo is literally just sileo but without the write to system part

[muted shuttle]

That’s the point

[muted shuttle]

Hi bro i think your name is too short it won’t let me add it

Short like you

Twink

[polar python]

Ok

HOld on

User not found

Did they delete my shit

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[polar python]

Im probably just an idiot and saved the wrong acc to apple passwords

Whenever i get on my wii ill tell u

[muted shuttle]

Ok

Just send me a friend request when u hop on i guess

kittymaxine

[versed sun]

Tricked chatgbt to thinking BeamNG is gta v

[desert cairn]

ok

[manic tulip]

this is as easy as it is to take a shit bruh

now gaslighting it into telling you how to make meth now that is interesting

[jagged turret]

That is ableist

[manic tulip]

shut it boba

https://tenor.com/view/damn-bird-teleportation-gif-2738321188261311670

[polar python]

shut it boba

[muted shuttle]

Was bo2 for the Wii U a disc only game @polar python

[polar python]

Probably

[muted shuttle]

What did u use to get it cause i low kirk genuinely cannot find it in wiiudownloader

[polar python]

I never downloaded it lol

[muted shuttle]

Oh

You wanted to 1v1 me in bo2 i thought u had it

[polar python]

no i was doing a little trolling

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[versed sun]

I got it talking about battery’s

[winter meadow]

Ok

[digital sable]

i need to get rid of my fuckass car

shit's so fucking ass

i have 5 more fucking years of this loan

[digital sable]

ts trying to kill me 😭

[winter meadow]

Buy a house then

[digital sable]

what

i need a better car

[polar python]

cropped btw

[digital sable]

bro my car sometimes doesn't let me throttle in a turn

like i almost got hit

it's so bad

it has zero power at all

[versed sun]

Not uncropping it

[digital sable]

almost like the engine is stalling but it didn't

[polar python]

cuz it didnt give u instructions lol

[winter meadow]

Sell it to the junkyard

[digital sable]

it's a 13k car bro

[polar python]

This is like saying chatgpt helped me rob a bank and all it said was "You'll need a gun and a mask."

[lime junco]

jailbreak for iOS 26-26.2.1 COULD be possible sooner or later

[polar python]

Sure it technically did

[digital sable]

i need a corvette

[digital sable]

so true brother alhamduillah

[winter meadow]

Seek employment then

[digital sable]

guess who has a job

me

[polar python]

boot virtual iphone -> jb it > ios 26 jb completed

[lime junco]

Like I feel like we’re just so close with all the vulnerabilities with the rushed update tbh

[digital sable]

how else would i be paying for this car

[lime junco]

Would need a higher end performance pc to even run that smoothly

[digital sable]

eh

[polar python]

didnt someone benchmark it on geekbench and everyone thought it was a 17e

[digital sable]

iphones aren't crazy powerful

[digital sable]

geekbar

[lime junco]

And the vm phone would probably panic

[vocal plinth]

I geek @digital sable’s mom every night

[digital sable]

sir icraze is my girlfriend leave me alone

[polar python]

no its possible already

[vocal plinth]

Why would I care about a scrawny Brit

[digital sable]

she's so beautiful

love of my life

[versed sun]

I tried asking about robing a bank and it said it couldn’t help

[vocal plinth]

You should’ve threatened it to comply with your request

[digital sable]

my car redlines itself

it's auto btw

so fucking funny

geeks out

[fossil citrus]

you should try making one

then we can all delayOTA to that version (I think)

[digital sable]

sudo print"hello world"

[fossil citrus]

hello world(“print”)

[polar python]

we do a lil jailbreaking

[fossil citrus]

sudo apt install Linux

[fossil citrus]

wow so real

[ashen basin]

Do it

So many great games

So many more to come

[winter meadow]

What great exclusives did the switch 2 get other than your normal Nintendo games

[vocal plinth]

This is why you’re unemployed

[polar python]

Yup

[thick tapir]

what 😭😭😭

loans are wild js pay cash 🥱

fb marketplace

[ashen basin]

Who tf buys a switch for 3rd party games

[polar python]

how the fuck did you get a 5 year car loan?

[digital sable]

bro my dad made me get the car

i would've saved up for a vette otherwise

[polar python]

@chrome lily probably did ts bro

[digital sable]

the car is occasionally fun to drive but there are so many flaws

[winter meadow]

What’s the point of getting it then

[digital sable]

bro i slide around on the slippery ass seats

[polar python]

For nintendo games wdym

[ashen basin]

For the exclusive first party games????

[polar python]

Every 3rd party game runs worse on switch

[chrome lily]

lol what? my car loan is 48 months

[digital sable]

it needs 5 point harness

[vocal plinth]

You would’ve died before you got the vette it is okay bro enjoy the 5 year loans

[digital sable]

a vette is like $13k

[polar python]

DOnt you need absolute dog shit credit for a loan that long cuz its like predatory or something

[digital sable]

well $15k now

[digital sable]

aaron is gonna get me a 0% interest loan

🙏

[polar python]

trust

[thick tapir]

i wanna save up to buy a car but only 3k saved 🥀🥀🥀

[chrome lily]

no. Average car loan length is 60-72 months

[winter meadow]

I personally can’t justify paying more than a PS5 slim for far less games

[polar python]

that is insane wtf

[vocal plinth]

Yeah you would’ve died before saving $15k

[digital sable]

from?

[thick tapir]

shouldnt have bought a 17pm

[digital sable]

i didn't drive as crazy in my old bmw

190hp 😭😭😭😭

shit was struggling

[thick tapir]

i do not drive safe at all

[chrome lily]

mind you this depends on the amount being financed. If its a large sum then its very common. If the loan amount is small then short torm is very common

[digital sable]

that gas pedal rarely left the floor

[thick tapir]

im #1 menace on the road

[ashen basin]

Tbf 3rd party games are focusing on switch 2 now. RE9 is releasing day of with 4K60 support 🤷‍♂️

[thick tapir]

i want a motorcycle

[vocal plinth]

From old age

[thick tapir]

send it at 180mph into a tree

[digital sable]

my friend tried passing someone on double yellows, a car was coming from opposing lane and he crashed into a tree at like 60 mph

totaled

[digital sable]

ripe old age of 18

he got reckless driving charges

[ashen basin]

also that switch 2 fromsoftware exclusive coming out

[winter meadow]

No way no more cloud versions

That sucked really bad

[thick tapir]

i sent it at 120 in the rain once 🥀

scariest shit ever

[digital sable]

lowkey if he hit the c8 vette in the oncoming he would've been in generational debt

zamn

[chrome lily]

@polar python anything with an amount financed of $22k+ is commonly financed for 60-72 months unless a substantial downpayment is made

[digital sable]

never gone over 80 cause i rarely go on the highway

no reason to

all my shit is local

[polar python]

Oh i did like 8k down payment on mine

[velvet zenith]

You should try going on the highway

[polar python]

But its also a fuckin corolla so

[velvet zenith]

Its really fun to do illegal speeds

[digital sable]

i love it but got no reason to

[velvet zenith]

Especially when youre stuck behind morons who merge on at like 50

[ashen basin]

In reality the switch 2 has amazing 3rd party support now but nobody is buying the console for that

[digital sable]

bro my dad said not to test the top speed of my car like he didn't do that shit when he was my age

[chrome lily]

yea I financed my whole car of $26k for 48 months, After tax and interest my monthly is $650

[digital sable]

bro he "borrowed" my grandpa's old porsche and went insane in it

[thick tapir]

i do most of my driving at night on the highways

most fun ppl ever are out at night stg

[digital sable]

too eepy

bro one time i went on the highway and there was NO ONE

it was like 7 pm

[thick tapir]

every time i can find someone willing to “race” with me

[digital sable]

where the fuck was everyone

[thick tapir]

me after the snowstorm ong

[digital sable]

literally free reign

[thick tapir]

11pm

[digital sable]

dude mid summer

[thick tapir]

ik a highway here empty during the day

[digital sable]

mid summer around 7 pm NO ONE

not a single car

i didn't do anything crazy cause cops like to camp the area

[winter meadow]

https://youtu.be/kEPo-OtCLg4?si=RjHm9QRq74_5mFC2

[digital sable]

and i'd be singled out due to being the only one

[winter meadow]

300$ for fancy plastic

[digital sable]

scam

nintendo sent a cease and desist to a card shop who had like $100k in shit robbed

nah let's not help them

let's shut them down

[vocal plinth]

Yeah, but your mental capacity will clearly limit you from saving $15k in a lifetime

[digital sable]

i spend a shit ton

i recently spent close to $1k on a guitar

[thick tapir]

yooo

[digital sable]

my hg was telling me about ts

bro ik someone who had a heart attack from redbull

crazy shit

no one knows what happened to bro

[thick tapir]

what

this flavor is lowkey so good wtf

[shut jewel]

did #icon-archives get forgotten because i don't see newer icons

[digital sable]

he drank 3 a day and did 7 am to 11 pm shifts back to back without sleeping

he lived off redbull

[narrow crown]

energy drinks are kinda crazy

[digital sable]

apparently i have 3 years left on my car

fuck this shit

[narrow crown]

tea or coffee is like. a normal amount of caffeine

[digital sable]

bro i gotta advance my loan

@spark gale can you give me lower interest pleaseeeee

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale can you give me lower interest pleaseeeee

[digital sable]

moderators useless ping

[jagged turret]

What is the car

[digital sable]

2015 acura tlx

it's the sh awd v6

i fucking hate it

i regret getting it

[jagged turret]

Why

[digital sable]

it's so fucking shit

[jagged turret]

What is sh

[digital sable]

super handling

i think

[jagged turret]

bro doesn't like the J35

🥀

[digital sable]

is it?

bro there are zero mods for this car

[jagged turret]

What other v6 do Honda make

[digital sable]

except cold air intake

uhhh

idk

[jagged turret]

cold air intake mod drives me crazy

[digital sable]

THAT'S ALL THERE IS

[jagged turret]

its already a cold air intake stock 😭

[digital sable]

i need lukewarm air intake

[jagged turret]

That's what we have on our formula sae car

[shut jewel]

general

[digital sable]

this car is actively trying to kill me

[jagged turret]

Yeah I don't think Honda makes a different 3.5L V6 SOHC

[digital sable]

what can i even do with this car tho

the stock seats suck ass

[jagged turret]

sell it to me

[digital sable]

bro i keep sliding around on turns 😭

i need cloth seats

[jagged turret]

How

[digital sable]

fuck leather

[digital sable]

slippery and no side support

it's such a granny car on the interior

[jagged turret]

skill issue tbh

[digital sable]

it's too comfort oriented

i HATE comfort oriented cars

i love cars with little to no insulation inside with rock solid seats

[jagged turret]

Man I love comfort

[digital sable]

i wanna feel the car

trying to get a c5 corvette next

that's not really a comfort car

comfort is horrible

if you're comfortable then you're not focused

[thick tapir]

energy drinks dont have enough caffeine for me

gotta down like 5 of them fuckers

[narrow crown]

???

you're going to die

[thick tapir]

straight espresso with whipped cream

also caffeine doesnt really do all that much i wont die

most ive had is 1200mg in not even 4 hours and only had a slight energy boost. my heart dont gaf

[velvet zenith]

@real cobalt Glaive and alysa

https://x.com/popbase/status/2026787147815194964?s=46

Pop Base (@PopBase)

Alysa Liu and Glaive stun in new photo.

X · Feb 25, 2026, 10:31 PM

Whats he doing there

[real cobalt]

LMAOOOO

Dude he's been liking her posts and commenting

She replied to one of his comments

He's got a crush

[wary badge]

Filter bypass

[velvet zenith]

deadass ?

[real cobalt]

Yah

[pseudo egret]

eta now: palera1n/Dopamine

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet

[jaunty garnet]

[thick tapir]

can i keep

[glad vessel]

yeah

[jaunty garnet]

fuck is that

[thick tapir]

a cat???

[chilly bear]

DONT

[thick tapir]

why

[chilly bear]

death

[thick tapir]

wtf

its js a cat

[manic tulip]

i would argue that cat isnt black

[thick tapir]

he is

[manic tulip]

oh ok well youre gonna die then

[jaunty garnet]

???

[thick tapir]

dont ppl die anyways?

[jaunty garnet]

why does it matter if the cat is black

[manic tulip]

the ol' superstition of finding a black cat signifying significant bad luck

[thick tapir]

but isnt it if a black cat like blocks ur path or sum

he js came to rub up on me

[velvet zenith]

@real cobalt Glaive and Alysa Liu are e flirting sent by @desert cairn

[thick tapir]

ive seen this cat before and he did the same thing hes honestly so cute

want him but hes probably someones pet

[velvet zenith]

Why'd i thibk it was alysa it's fuckin alysia

[manic tulip]

that is blocking your path

[manic tulip]

yeah too well kept to be a stray for sure

[velvet zenith]

that cat is not black

[desert cairn]

No it is t

[thick tapir]

he is genuinely the most chill cat ever he literally waited in the bushes while i was in my car for me to get out and immediately came up towards me 🥹🥹🥹

[velvet zenith]

hats

[desert cairn]

Ok

@velvet zenith The hoes don't fw the listening now note lowkey

[rotund glade]

Wow

[real cobalt]

Lol

[winter meadow]

Why are u speaking like that

[chilly bear]

@half compass have you heard of the jerk offs

[winter meadow]

I’m typing with one hand

[thick tapir]

like what?

oh js cuz thats how i speak to cats

[winter meadow]

From your nose

[thick tapir]

yo idk thats how i speak to cats

[chilly bear]

dodecastream

[rotund glade]

cheater tf spotted

[chilly bear]

!!

[winter meadow]

This was a thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPvgTV9gr8s

[languid locust]

one of my tweaks due to error turned on black screen, i rebooted my idevice and then found that jailbreak app is unsigned

and im not in home rn

just fuck this

why now 😭😭

[untold helm]

What iOS?

[thick tapir]

this is def terrible opsec but its wild that one of my siblings shares a name with a macos version

[thick tapir]

nobody in my family will acknowledge it or say anything about it

[languid locust]

nvm i just forgot about totally-not-spywareV2

love my 5s 12.5.8 sm

thank god that TNS exists

[jaunty garnet]

bros name is tahoe

[chilly bear]

big sur

[manic tulip]

Weed

[main shuttle]

stfu

[vital knoll]

excuse mr sir but marijuana is illegal in new zealand

[untold helm]

bros name is Snow Leopard

[manic tulip]

Medicinal ⁉️

[vital knoll]

I forget that's a thing now

tbf I think I voted yes to legalize it

[rich dune]

I liked android version although it’s a little bit buggy

maybe android 10 is too modern for it idk

you should play it

[carmine elk]

I goon to the upvotes

[alpine spoke]

Found a ps3 that includes cables and a controller on fbm for $20 is it acceptable to ask seller if they have any games for the console for maybe a bit more

[languid locust]

what do i do

my iphone 5s 12.5.8 screen just randomly turns off

not a screen fault at all

cuz reboot is solves this

idk probably one of my tweaks does this

[cinder pebble]

Didn't know this was possible

[rich dune]

Send tweak list
Also, does it happen in safe mode?

[languid locust]

dont tried in safe mode yet

[wild pelican]

little saint james?

[rich dune]

to enter safe mode, either do killall -11 SpringBoard or hold vol down during boot in jailbroken state

[languid locust]

amber
13hud
floatingdock
miniXS
filza
snowboard
lstweak (disabled but installed)
smarttap XS
betterCCXI
appsync unified

[dark perch]

Hello I am here for update new for new trollstore update

[languid locust]

also noctis12

[rich dune]

what is lstweak
i think smarttap might be the problem? Try disabling it

[stark spruce]

@strong flicker i swear customer support has to be rage baiting

[jovial glen]

Hey there guys completely new if I need to ask a mod a question do I just DM the bot name modmail?

Sounds like a dumb question as I'm asking but I know there's some discord bots that act like modmail but you have to use a command or go to a channel and send a message that through those means so I'm just clarifying for myself

[rich dune]

if I need to ask a mod a question do I just DM the bot name modmail?

Yep

[dry monolith]

Maverick

[ashen basin]

Tomodachi life leaking 2 months early 😭😭😭

[strong basin]

hi

[pastel epoch]

When 26.4 anticipation

Release

[red hinge]

!t eta

[fervent dove]

eta

We have no way of knowing. When there is news, it will be in #announcements

Added by flower#1116 | Used 1,146 times · Aug 31, 2022, 7:56 PM

[red hinge]

probably when the 17e releases, who the hell knows

[carmine elk]

how did ur username get a font

[carmine elk]

js use the beta

[rotund glade]

nitro

[chrome peak]

eta wen

[broken glen]

dz

[true trout]

Hi

How do I jailbreak iOS 10.3.4?

[coarse shard]

did i automatically get access to join the minecraft server

didn't even sign up

[rotund glade]

how are we supposed to know

[rich island]

cooking this macbook 🔥

[wild pelican]

isn't that like one of the worst macbooks ever?

[rich island]

yes

[wild pelican]

butterfly keeb+1.2 ghz in 2015 💀

[rich island]

less about the clock speed and more about the cpu series tbh

[wild pelican]

is that the same model dankpods made a vid about btw?

[red hinge]

yes

[rich island]

i had a macbook air from like the same year or was it early 2014 and it was better than this imo

11 inch air, mind you

i upgraded from yosemite to big sur at first

but even safari in big sur is too outdated to display most sites properly 💀

[red hinge]

i think A9 is slightly more powerful than that actually

[wise flower]

what does Install failed: Guru Meditation 0db732@288:3aea77 Login failed (-29004): This action could not be completed due to possible environment mismatch. this mean im trying to jailbreak my old ipad air 1 i just found in my closet

[rich island]

tbh i don't know what to do with this thing

[red hinge]

get linux on it and use it as a basic youtube machine i guess

the display is decent

[rich island]

yeah linux was my next idea tbh

[red hinge]

or you can install tahoe on it

[rich island]

not like it's unusable right now but it's certainly slow with file ops

[red hinge]

trust me it won't be bad

[rich island]

tahoe? oclp goes up to sequoia for this

[red hinge]

lmao why

[rich island]

either i'm getting graphical glitches or there's some image retention problem cause it doesn't look the best rn on sonoma

some colors are just waaay more vibrant than they should be too

[velvet zenith]

WHAT

[half compass]

If somebody jerks off to jerk offs does that mean they’re double jerking

[dry mortar]

Any possibility to dual boot iOS 15 and iOS 10 on an iPhone 7 Plus?

[chilly bear]

can we jerk off each other later

[winter meadow]

I’ll do that

[chilly bear]

you also speedrun?

[winter meadow]

Do u jerk off to Minecraft

[autumn lodge]

Discord is adding age checks

[half compass]

they wont be mandatory

anymore

just for porn

[half compass]

Yea

[winter meadow]

I can still access age restricted channels just fine somehow

[half compass]

it'll roll out in june this year

somewhere around june

not now

they cancelled it

apparently they'll start age verif again then

[chilly bear]

like this? https://discord.com/channels/@me/1216200915384795196

[chilly bear]

?

[half compass]

ac-gs.apple.com

[winter meadow]

Why do I need to play Minecraft in order to jerk off together

[half compass]

thats not what it means bru

jerk offs refers to a minecraft speedrunning tournament bru

[winter meadow]

Who thought that’s a good name

Wth

[half compass]

@chilly bear holy fuck

why is evbo's fov so low

i feel like im watching a fish play minecraft

[gilded rapids]

@winter meadow @half compass @chilly bear just took the best shit rn it was so long

thank you have a good day

[raven pine]

why the fuck would anyone want this

[proven moss]

You guys wanna see my gf?

[winter meadow]

I love the feeling of being empty afterwards

[half compass]

Congratulations

[proven moss]

YOU GUYS WANAN SEE MY GF

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-gif-7857391444599037838

[half compass]

I wish you more good shitting sessions in the near future

[chilly bear]

i will need to do more research on this

[ruby copper]

congrats

[muted shuttle]

Thanks for the info

[wicked surge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/QwamWY3fq4w?si=6iu3TbzTDfbpccaV

😂

[teal bramble]

what are they hinting with the apple logo

wtf

[shell fiber]

apple with no bite

[muted shuttle]

MACBOOK PRO M5 PRO/MAX

[compact cobalt]

MACBOOK CONFIRMED

[muted shuttle]

Im excited

[potent girder]

what the fuck does the ad mean

[muted shuttle]

Hoooly shit

[potent girder]

oh mac book

[chrome peak]

apple logo

ur welcome

[true plover]

NOOOOO

[novel bolt]

Just when I wanted to purchase a MacBook, Apple announces a new MacBook lmao. Gonna wait and see how it will be

[hazy anchor]

They redesigned the Apple logo

[tranquil marlin]

i forgot tim has twitter

[true plover]

SMILING FRIENDS IS ENDING

[cosmic sparrow]

guys could anyone help me with ipad advice?

[tranquil marlin]

ik

[true plover]

[hazy anchor]

Same fr

[hazy anchor]

What u need

[true plover]

This is

Sad

But they feel burned out

[cosmic sparrow]

should i buy the a16 ipad for 400 bucks or wait for the new one which is in my country will probably be around 530 usd

[novel bolt]

Lets see how the new one will be. I was first aiming for the 14 inch Pro 1TB

[jaunty cypress]

macbook pro yay

[hazy anchor]

Idk what the new one will offer yet so not sure if it’s worth it

[potent girder]

This thing better be 10 bucks

[shut river]

this DEFINITELY means macOS on ipad

[hazy anchor]

Big target, I js wanted a MacBook Air for uni

I was gonna get the M4 air

[dry monolith]

A18 Macbook

[chilly bear]

why did aaron use fxtwitter instead of girlcockx

[sleek wadi]

is that brazilian bart

ay caramba

[shrewd tapir]

mfw

[trail gull]

the important questions

[novel bolt]

That's a good one too

[novel bolt]

Yeah, I thought its going to be the first and the last MacBook I will ever purchase. So better directly get a good one lol

[burnt pond]

anyone got a ipa of the tux paint ios app? it got wiped off the app store and i can’t redownload it after apple erased my phone

[glad relic]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-sissii666-gif-24111833

[velvet imp]

Wait what

Did nooka leave rjb

[half compass]

What

[real cobalt]

Yes

[half compass]

He left like all servers

😭

Related to rjb

Sad

[velvet imp]

what happened?

[half compass]

Probably because rjb is a shithole now

[velvet imp]

yeah but not even like an announcement or anything

just

poof

[half compass]

I understand him

rip nooka

[dry monolith]

where is the apple experience in london

is it invite only

oh yea

it is

what if i sneak in

[mossy leaf]

knock urself out

isnt trespassing legal or something in the uk until you get banned from the venue, knew this youtuber who did urbex/rooftopping in the uk and he didnt get arrested bc of that

[slim nova]

prolly because of people here being room temperature IQ

in ºC

[winter meadow]

Why are u still here then

[slim nova]

I laugh at them

[mossy leaf]

whats the subreddit like nowadays

[winter meadow]

@muted shuttle what happened to nooka

[mossy leaf]

oh wow https://www.reddit.com/r/jailbreak/comments/1rfa7u5/can_someone_please_help/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[mossy leaf]

did not mean to flood chat didnt know it would embed

[winter meadow]

@unborn gazelle hi stupid post

[simple drift]

son

[lusty scroll]

What does the reduce highlight thing in 26.4 b2 do

[muted shuttle]

<@&558709886397972481> Do u wanna tell them

[simple drift]

nooka’s gone?

[spark gale]

Nooka has retired

[proven moss]

Let's debate

[simple drift]

very detailed explanation

[spark gale]

He hates you all

[simple drift]

understandable

[muted shuttle]

Not me right

[proven moss]

Capitalism is a broken system that no one cares to fix because it benefits the 1% the people who have influence and control things

I used to shrug off that

But after the files

I look at it differently now

[winter meadow]

Do u want a new mod?

[proven moss]

You get a job in your 20s

[mossy leaf]

capitalism took our jailbreaks away from us

[proven moss]

Most people do

And you tell yourself this is temporary

Until 10 years pass

I HATE comparate jobs

[mossy leaf]

is this a debate or a thinly veiled existential crisis

[proven moss]

Thats changing tho

[muted shuttle]

Im here

Everything is okay

[proven moss]

Debate

You're telling me.. im supposed to work 8 hours a day 6 days a week because why? Im a man and I should bust my ass?

No beono

[mossy leaf]

i agree in an ideal world ios would come out the box rooted

fugu14 preinstalled

[proven moss]

Follow your passion don't work corporate

[mossy leaf]

if i wanna go into vulnerability research i dont have many options

but idk

[proven moss]

Can't buy. A house

A car

No pussy

What am I working for

[muted shuttle]

money

monster energy

[proven moss]

The government is ran by pdfs

[muted shuttle]

Shitboxes on Facebook marketplace

[proven moss]

Miatas?

[mossy leaf]

even more important no ios 26.3 jailbreak

[muted shuttle]

I wouldn’t call them shitboxes

[mossy leaf]

and android is almost more enshittified than ios

[muted shuttle]

i want miata

1997 Mazda MX-5 Miata.

[mossy leaf]

unstoppable system updates that make ur phone run slower and you cant downgrade fml

[simple drift]

not you

[mossy leaf]

the world rlly is fucked

[mossy leaf]

how old are you out of curiosity

[slim nova]

what is this mf yapping about

he sounds like chatgpt without filtersd

[mossy leaf]

i understand him

[muted shuttle]

I should make a facebook account and lowball people on facebook marketplace

[simple drift]

mx5 mk2 better

[proven moss]

23

[mossy leaf]

too early to be having a midlife crisis unless ur offing urself in ur 50s

then i guess its midway thru ur life

[proven moss]

I'm just paraphrasing the dude in the video

[mossy leaf]

theres a lot of dudes and a lot of videos

ur gonna have to be a bit more specific

[simple drift]

it’s so adorable

[mossy leaf]

a reason to live

[muted shuttle]

i love the blue lowkey

[muted shuttle]

truth

[mossy leaf]

except you dont make 1 facebook account

you make 5

[muted shuttle]

i saw one of these roll up in the Walmart parking lot

[simple drift]

i deleted my facebook account

i have 0

[muted shuttle]

Or something similar

[mossy leaf]

lowball on 4 give a fair price on the 5th

[muted shuttle]

It was a nb in blue but I don’t think it was that specific shade of blue

[paper flint]

have y'all seen that new iPhone 8 downgrade exploit?

[simple drift]

non binary

[mossy leaf]

a they them in blue

beat me to it

[simple drift]

enby car

[muted shuttle]

the what

[paper flint]

https://youtu.be/OymLgu0H9wg?si=9JyqnwkW6xSX0hHX for those wondering

[mossy leaf]

big things are happening and i havent heard about any of this

first the 26.1 stuff

[paper flint]

it uses real tools, blobs and other things

[muted shuttle]

This isn’t an exploit

[simple drift]

if this is turdus

old news

mineekware

[mossy leaf]

you need blobs to downgrade no

[muted shuttle]

It’s not turdus it’s a shitty downgrade tool from GitHub

And it’s filtered here

[mossy leaf]

im going to downgrade my iphone 7 to ios 2

[paper flint]

oh

[mossy leaf]

srsly tho i would wanna look into downgrading it if thats possible

[simple drift]

L

[mossy leaf]

my ipads and (currently bootlooped) iphone12 are all on ios 14

[paper flint]

my bad

[mossy leaf]

so is my iphone 7

i wanna get some diversity

[simple drift]

average whitename

[mossy leaf]

its true my buddy mike did it the other day

[muted shuttle]

Which iPads

[paper flint]

I'm kinda curious for when A8 CPU's will be supported with turdus, cause my ipad desperately needs to get off of ios 15

[simple drift]

seprmvrv2

or whatever it’s called

more mineekware

[paper flint]

that supports a8?

[simple drift]

i think

but

it’s confusing as shit

i gave up

[mossy leaf]

turns out my parents gave away one of the ipads

beautiful

found that out while trying to figure out the model

[paper flint]

I'll give it a go later then, cause I don't use my ipad due to 16GB and iPadOS 15

[compact cobalt]

for the love of god

[paper flint]

(base spec air 2)

[simple drift]

you are not gonna get that working

[compact cobalt]

why do people in third world countries seed torrents

[paper flint]

how so

[compact cobalt]

motherfucking 2kib a second

[mossy leaf]

theyre doing their best

[paper flint]

I would offer to seed but I'm not home at the moment

[mossy leaf]

verizon still hasnt made a fuss over me torrenting and seeding

[simple drift]

you have to do ssh ramdisk bs

[paper flint]

I can do that

[simple drift]

have fun

[paper flint]

will do, will do

[mossy leaf]

the one i have left is a pro 12.9 inch

[muted shuttle]

peak

I have an air 4 on ipados 14.8.1

lowkey fire

[mossy leaf]

its nice

[muted shuttle]

Which soc does that have again

[mossy leaf]

at least i have one jailbroken device left in my house

[muted shuttle]

A12Z?

I forgot

[mossy leaf]

probably a12 but i also dont remember lemme see

[blazing garden]

wait is this not related to jailbreak the roblox game?

[muted shuttle]

!t Roblox

[fervent dove]

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,767 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[mossy leaf]

A9X

[blazing garden]

jailbreaking what

[mossy leaf]

are you deadass lol

[blazing garden]

phones?

[blazing garden]

yes

[mossy leaf]

its for jailbreaking iphones and other ios devices

to get less restrictions on them

[blazing garden]

isnt that illegal

[muted shuttle]

No

[mossy leaf]

no actually

not remotely

[muted shuttle]

In the US it isn’t at least

Idk about other countries but also likely not

[mossy leaf]

having control over the tech you bought is never illegal

[blazing garden]

so if i steal an ios device, i can use this server to jailbreak it

[mossy leaf]

at least in any sane country

[dry monolith]

its a civil issue

i think