general

[digital sable]

what the fuck is a roth ira

[main shuttle]

its the midnight sun

ur poor

[shut jewel]

no he's still here

[ashen basin]

1 argument with a crazy ass mf and it’s over

[limber temple]

nobody tell him

[polar python]

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

[muted shuttle]

What method

[digital sable]

nah let's dig up supremosg era

[desert cairn]

Ur like 20

[main shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/midnight-sun-cantora-singer-music-musica-gif-18200241219596453609

[velvet zenith]

Don't leak the method

[muted shuttle]

Leak the method

[digital sable]

turning 19 this year

[shut jewel]

how did that even happen??

[muted shuttle]

You will not regret it bro …

[velvet zenith]

u don't have income anyways

[digital sable]

i have a pic of classy 🤑🤑

[velvet zenith]

the fuck are u gonna do with it

[limber temple]

Only certain people know the method it’s a small circle

[main shuttle]

wait i laughed

[muted shuttle]

$1 donation to nocturne when im elderly

[digital sable]

roth ira made by the rothschilds

[main shuttle]

no one wants ur dirty furry dollar

[limber temple]

Lying ass i’m right next to you no u didn’t

[muted shuttle]

Im not a furry

[main shuttle]

i did

[digital sable]

i am a furry

[shut jewel]

yeah but how did his face get leaked im curious

[main shuttle]

joe stfu

[polar python]

Hey he did laugh @limber temple

[velvet zenith]

I'm coming

[limber temple]

Can we get basket of fries

[untold helm]

it’s weird how you have to say that so many times

[digital sable]

i forget

[main shuttle]

get a basket of deez nutz

[limber temple]

he

hey

[digital sable]

bring back whitename bullying

[muted shuttle]

Theyre gonna call me a furry anyway so whatever

[limber temple]

can we get basket

please

[digital sable]

accept it bro

has anyone seen siloski recently

[untold helm]

Why are you guys talking to eachother over r/jb when you guys are probably across the couch from eachother

[muted shuttle]

Accept what

[polar python]

why dont ug o work at furcon

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/ביבי-bibi-נתניהו-netanyahu-benjamin-netanyahu-gif-2770171947895639908

[ashen basin]

Are you not

[digital sable]

siloski disappeared

[limber temple]

i was about to pass out at the tattoo place so she gave me a fruity pebbles bar and an apple fritter but now i’m hungry again

[digital sable]

idk if he's still on telegram, i'm scared of telegram

[velvet zenith]

@main shuttle Yo they got your car on the satellite

[muted shuttle]

Most people there dont shower

[muted shuttle]

No

[main shuttle]

ong they do

[polar python]

Like u

[digital sable]

telegram is drug dealers, pedos, cartels, and nothing else

[muted shuttle]

I showered like 30 minutes ago

[main shuttle]

like urself

[desert cairn]

They should make a live satellite view

[velvet zenith]

like you

[limber temple]

Can i please get a basket 🧺 of fries 🍟

[digital sable]

30 months ago

easy typo

[untold helm]

Telegram after inventing illegal activity

[main shuttle]

im gonna beat u

tonight

be ready

[limber temple]

Stop transgender reacting my basket of fries

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn i wish she'd say this to me

[desert cairn]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1465134373660660006/fries.gif

[main shuttle]

can u like not

[digital sable]

i'm genuinely surprised it's legal

[shut jewel]

theres only 3 messages in the whole server about this 😭

[muted shuttle]

Im gonna beat u and not in a good way

[limber temple]

@main shuttle Can i get a basket of fries from mcdonald’s

[digital sable]

transgender french fries with pansexual ideas

[polar python]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith Why hasnt he cracked it yet

[untold helm]

Gayass

[muted shuttle]

Woke fench fry

[main shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/chuu-cyberlove-loona-xo-my-cyberlove-gif-14465881974845747193

[shut jewel]

is that ai

[jaunty garnet]

is maine still jobless

[digital sable]

@obtuse ruin can i crack

[limber temple]

yes

[muted shuttle]

maine

[velvet zenith]

kpoop

[desert cairn]

This is like asking why I haven't cracked a girl

[main shuttle]

ai is our future

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/kpop-demon-hunters-k-pop-demon-hunters-kpdh-rumi-rumi-kpdh-gif-18416103367111466525

[untold helm]

whole state unemployed

[main shuttle]

i will dox u rn

[polar python]

Both r possible gang

[digital sable]

state issued girlfriend

[limber temple]

Basket of fries

[polar python]

Clod will get the key

[shut jewel]

ai gfs are the future (im kidding)

[polar python]

Trust

[muted shuttle]

Can i have a fry

[velvet zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[main shuttle]

ur the problem

[limber temple]

Yea

[muted shuttle]

Thx

[limber temple]

Can i get a basket of fries please from mcdonald’s

[desert cairn]

N************** of Canada

[main shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/erika-kirk-funn-stare-gif-13129457635668161340

[shut jewel]

don't do it

[muted shuttle]

Nincompoops of canada

[velvet zenith]

Yo why does a mcchicken cost like 8 dollars bro

[digital sable]

kirk

[ornate latch]

Yo i think u made it kinda obvious

[digital sable]

oh shit

[limber temple]

It just looks like ur saying a rare variation of the n word u should’ve thought it through

[main shuttle]

light work money

[polar python]

@desert cairn Hey so speaking of that

[velvet zenith]

i'm lowkey jewish though

[desert cairn]

I realized this after I sent it lowkey

[shut jewel]

because it's 8 dollars

[desert cairn]

Make sure it works for multiple songs

[muted shuttle]

Where r u getting the flacs

[desert cairn]

And the entire song

Spotify

[ornate latch]

ok nvm I thought it was Newfoundland

[muted shuttle]

Useless

[velvet zenith]

yeah buddy how'd you learn this

[limber temple]

i’ve been here

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1396006002087694356/togif.gif

[desert cairn]

🤣

[main shuttle]

put it down

[shut jewel]

Spotify Spotify Spotify I LOVE SPOTIFY SPOTIFY SPOTIFY

[desert cairn]

Shut up

[velvet zenith]

it'll put itself down eventually

[shut jewel]

ok :(

[thick tapir]

wild shit

[main shuttle]

if its trans i hope

[ornate latch]

You should be shot

[shut jewel]

you too

[polar python]

Not yet — the key file approach only works for that one track.

[limber temple]

Can i get a basket of fries from mcdonald’s

[main shuttle]

ur fat as fuck

[desert cairn]

Yup

[ornate latch]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[limber temple]

No i’m not

Mcdonald’s basket of fries

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn They got mineek number 3 in #jailbreak rn

[polar python]

Ok so ur gonna die alone ig sorry bro

[digital sable]

@muted shuttle can i send the classy meme

[muted shuttle]

No

[shut jewel]

@muted shuttle LOOK AT THIS

[desert cairn]

Ye

[digital sable]

why

explain

[ornate latch]

shut the fuck up

please

[muted shuttle]

Because it’s doxxing dumbass

[ornate latch]

I beg you

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn They got mineek number 3 in #jailbreak rn

[desert cairn]

Ok

[digital sable]

i've only been doxxed ONCE

[real cobalt]

@velvet zenith She showed me the hole

[digital sable]

bro there are drone videos of classy car

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[desert cairn]

We DON'T CARE

[digital sable]

i do

[shut jewel]

have i been doxxed? no because everyone likes me 😆 😆 😆

[untold helm]

nobody cares about me enough to doxx me

[main shuttle]

hope it happens again

[digital sable]

i doxxed myself

accident

[real cobalt]

Hole 18

[main shuttle]

give me 1 second

[shut jewel]

everybody likes you thats why!! 😆

[desert cairn]

Most moronic discord channel

[digital sable]

icraze is my girlfriend

[velvet zenith]

i have been doxxed 0 times because i am not an idiot on the internet

[limber temple]

You guys are so stupid i did the self dox method years ago so that if i get doxxed nobody cares

[polar python]

I can change that

[desert cairn]

I can change that

[velvet zenith]

There are 2 maybe 3 people that can dox me

[real cobalt]

Sooo nebula has your location right ?

[digital sable]

adrian explain our friend group

[shut jewel]

ok george🤓 🤓 🤓

[velvet zenith]

There are 2 maybe 3 people that can dox me

[untold helm]

They’re dating no?

[real cobalt]

No

[velvet zenith]

i'm laying in bed rn

[main shuttle]

i hate that i got this joke

[limber temple]

Nocturne group chat

[desert cairn]

Your girl isn't next to you 🤣😂😂😂

[untold helm]

Wait what

[polar python]

Mine is

[ornate latch]

Bold of you to think he has a girl even

[polar python]

@gusty gulch Hi

[desert cairn]

Bro thought

[polar python]

She too busy playing ipad games to reply here

Lowkey

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[untold helm]

Could you blame me

[shut jewel]

Ok

[desert cairn]

Yes

[real cobalt]

Holy does nobody understand jokes anymore

[shut jewel]

67

[main shuttle]

ok

[shut jewel]

ok

[velvet zenith]

hi

[desert cairn]

Hi

[main shuttle]

@muted shuttle fuck your stupid little bot it filtered my message i hate you

[muted shuttle]

Hey what

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle fuck your stupid little bot it filtered my message i hate you

[muted shuttle]

I didn’t do shit

[ornate latch]

@muted shuttle fuck your stupid little bot it filtered my message i hate you

[desert cairn]

The filter is genuinely stupid

[main shuttle]

thank you guys

[limber temple]

why is fifty dollars filtered

[main shuttle]

fr

[muted shuttle]

Steam scam

[main shuttle]

why cant i say 50 bucks

[jaunty garnet]

$50 steam gift card steamcommunity.com

[main shuttle]

u fell for it i bet

[shut jewel]

@muted shuttle fuck your stupid little bot it filtered my message i hate you

[limber temple]

so why would you filter that word i can just change it to $20

[muted shuttle]

No but hydrate did

[limber temple]

and it works

$50

[muted shuttle]

I didnt filter it

So idk bro

[shut jewel]

it filters $50

[copper tendon]

we are goated

[limber temple]

only for white names

[desert cairn]

Same reasoning for making it so whitenames can't post images but can post embeds

[limber temple]

you guys suck

[main shuttle]

wtf is a white name

[jaunty garnet]

fym supports macos restrictions

what is this

[muted shuttle]

I didnt do anything

[main shuttle]

is this a racist thing

[desert cairn]

Yeah

[muted shuttle]

Dont blame me

[shut jewel]

WHITENAMES CAN'T SAY SHIT😆 😆

[desert cairn]

Can we get rid of this guy

[main shuttle]

first person to ban maxine ill cashapp 50 bucks to

[copper tendon]

disabled the new 26.4 rosetta notifs

[velvet zenith]

No bro 50 dollars is more beilavle than 29

[velvet zenith]

@spark gale

[muted shuttle]

beilavle

[desert cairn]

They should add vote banning it'll fix this server

[limber temple]

You don’t even have 29 dollars so idk why you are even saying anything

[main shuttle]

why does he have brandon added

[velvet zenith]

he's gay too

[main shuttle]

is he actually

[velvet zenith]

Yes i do

[muted shuttle]

Yes

Very

[limber temple]

no he’s not

[velvet zenith]

Yes

[shut jewel]

you're right but it would also get rid of maxine

[main shuttle]

@limber temple so ur cheating on me with this unknown aaron guy

[limber temple]

aaron isn’t gay unless i missed a chapter

[velvet zenith]

yeah

[muted shuttle]

Hes jewish and gay u didnt hear ??

[velvet zenith]

you skipped chapter 24 bro

[limber temple]

ok sorry

[shut jewel]

aarone is super gay

[limber temple]

no i’m not

[main shuttle]

according to maxine he is and we all know she doesnt leave this server so

[desert cairn]

fr

[limber temple]

barnabee

[main shuttle]

they spelled his name wrong

[limber temple]

the vet staff all said barnabee

how did they spell it

and how do you know

[main shuttle]

barnaby

says it on the door

[limber temple]

wtf

[main shuttle]

dumbass

[shut jewel]

#general message

[main shuttle]

be vigilant

[shut jewel]

aaron isn't gay

[main shuttle]

ur a nerd for this

actual geek alert

[shut jewel]

using the search feature makes me a nerd???

[main shuttle]

yes

get a life

get a job

u smell like ball sweat

[shut jewel]

ok whitename

[main shuttle]

cause im not chronically online

https://tenor.com/view/but-you-may-not-be-her-gypsy-rose-ada-wong-gypsy-wong-editing-gif-1732809236995041202

[shut jewel]

ok nitro user 😹 😹

[main shuttle]

what a thing to say

[limber temple]

$4 in your bank account

[ornate latch]

this just means you're broke

[main shuttle]

god forbid i have 10 dollars

[desert cairn]

this guy has been reaching so hard for the past 15 minutes to be part of the conversation and resorts to making fun of your discord nitro

[chilly bear]

is that a bad thing

[main shuttle]

not for u dw

u smell like good ball sweat

like after playing soccer

[chilly bear]

[main shuttle]

ok

too far

[desert cairn]

??

[chilly bear]

mb.

[limber temple]

Boots that’s my ego boost

[main shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/zara-larsson-pinkpantheress-stateside-gif-1875630182390240567

[limber temple]

Yup

Can i get a basket of fries

[main shuttle]

boots! thats my ego BOOST

[main shuttle]

you can get a basket of dis nutz

[shut jewel]

yes

[limber temple]

that’s

[main shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1251955763522310299/1298305940956647434/togif-1.gif

[shut jewel]

it didn't work resend

quick

[gusty gulch]

i need nitro for me and my bf

[main shuttle]

r u the girl who commented “ hey its mr salad guy” on brandons instagram

[gusty gulch]

ya

lol

[main shuttle]

wow im smart

[gusty gulch]

congrats

[ashen basin]

i need nitro for me and my bf

[muted shuttle]

@limber temple Whats your instagram i need to send you reels

[main shuttle]

hell no

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[ashen basin]

Heheh! This GYM is great! It’s full of women!

[thick tapir]

wtf W walmart???

i got 87 dollars extra because i came in during a storm day

[simple drift]

google is an evil company

1000 trackers on google sites

[icy abyss]

Someone help me understand what’s going on. Why is unc0ver down?

[shut jewel]

[simple drift]

ok

w uBo

[untold helm]

I just had something blow up right now

I don’t know if it was a plug or a computer part

[jaunty garnet]

bubblegum theme so fire

[jaunty garnet]

???

[untold helm]

I don’t what in particular tho

I was trying to plug in a hdmi cable into the GPU

[slim loom]

gm

[jaunty garnet]

how tf does that blow it up

[untold helm]

Hdmi cable looks fine, computer looks fine, psu looks fine

Outlet still worked and looked fine

Probably buildup on the hdmi cable

GPU was still spinning i think

@jaunty garnet Should I fill ground it and try again

[jaunty garnet]

idk shit about pcs

[untold helm]

Exactly

Should I

[jaunty garnet]

i guess

[untold helm]

Everything looks okay

I’ll try to ground it better or check for anything

[jaunty garnet]

prob going to explode

[untold helm]

I’ll tell h how it goes

@muted shuttle should I

I think the psu is cooked

[fervent dove]

@simple drift's timezone is Europe/London 🇬🇧
It is currently 05:46 AM GMT

[simple drift]

help

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-scooby-airplane-scooby-doo-airplane-scooby-fight-scooby-airplane-fight-gif-10736073484235655249

[red hinge]

turn off your computer

and your phone

go to bed

[simple drift]

no

i need

to

do

college work

hence logic pro open

[alpine crater]

hello

[burnt pond]

hey, if y’all had a public beta on your phone and you get it repaired at an Apple Store do they reset your device?

they reset my phone when I went in for a battery replacement due to it having the public beta on it

[alpine chasm]

They will prob place the latest non beta iOS

[novel finch]

@patent crest

[patent crest]

?

[half compass]

@patent crest

[novel finch]

Ek km hh vc aoga

[half compass]

No hablo

[teal bramble]

Hey whats ur paypal?

[simple drift]

[cunning flare]

Crazy

[teal bramble]

Sponsored by blackrock openai anthropic etc

[burnt pond]

I could have it explained to me a million times and I don’t think I will ever understand why they had to reset it to a non-beta for a battery replacement

[turbid dust]

maybe they have a battery test tool that isnt designed to account for differences caused by beta software, idfk

[simple drift]

i think its just policy

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle Happy Birthday!

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xhAdJF/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

captain israel (@captain.israel3)

❤️ 70.3K 💬 806 🔁 72.5K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Feb 23, 2026, 9:52 AM

[frosty grail]

iOS

[frosty grail]

dont dox @spark gale

[worthy garden]

Hi

[toxic breach]

Have You Ever seen a tiny fairy be sent Away to an evil castle? 🏰 I HAVE!!! KISS MY ASS MOTHERFUCKERS 🖕❤️

[ruby copper]

no way I got 50 gems.. really needed that

[copper tendon]

I miss the arc browser in its prime

[jaunty garnet]

which application may potentially be featured in this screenshot?

[ruby copper]

dragonvale

[jaunty garnet]

???

[ruby copper]

wdym ???

[jaunty garnet]

wasnt that the ai browser

[copper tendon]

No

That’s dia

[jaunty garnet]

???

[ruby copper]

wdym by this ma'am

[jaunty garnet]

idk that game

[ruby copper]

well its dragonvale

and I used uhh

memedit2

mineekware

to uhm

Obtain gems.

https://github.com/mineek/memedit2

[spark yacht]

Is it any good?

[frosty grail]

🅱️

[ruby copper]

i mean it works fine and has special support for unity games so

even tho dragonvale isnt a unity game

it still works fine for just memory editing

@spark yacht

[spark yacht]

I was testing if you were going to lie, everyone know mineekware is malware

[ruby copper]

here is a showcase of it

Ok

[toxic breach]

... I be so purty, you guys wanna see me turn it around and sit in the chair ... I'M REAL GOOD AT DOWN!!!!! Haven't been feeling respected lately ... I pray that the feeling of people gas lighting me and messing with me goes away unfortunately I may seem strong but I'm probably one of the most sensitive people in the world ... be careful my friends... NUMBER ONE SPEAK WHEN YOU'RE SPOKEN TO ... NUMBER TWO - OPEN MY GATES WHEN I ENTER MY HOME, DON'T LAUGH AND SEND ME AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO FIND SERVICE TO CALL TO MAKE YOU AWARE I'M AT THE ONLY GATE THAT HAS A CAMERA ... YOU LIKE JOKES GENTLEMEN...
Ps... STAY OFF MY PROPERTY AND WE WILL ALL BE SAFE

[toxic breach]

<@&355174844205367317> Merry Christmas Thanksgiving New Years Halloween !!!

Don't you just love those people who put one hand up for anxiety 🙋‍♀️ !!! Heard a bird bird bird... hand up my ass!!! Sorry I had to !!! 🤷‍♀️

[simple drift]

que

[toxic breach]

¿No te encantan esas personas que se levantan la mano por la ansiedad? 🙋‍♀️ ¡¡¡Oí un pájaro, pájaro, pájaro... ¡¡¡Meto la mano en el culo!!! ¡¡¡Perdón por tener que hacerlo!!! 🤷‍♀️

[simple drift]

i don’t speak spanish gangalang

[ruby copper]

schizoids

[toxic breach]

I cried in at a parking lot when I ate at mcdonalds. I was fine, but then there he was ... this big man at the fucking window 🪟 ... he gave me PITY !!! IT'S GONNA BE OK !!! WTF DID HE JUST SAY ??? He doesn't KNOW ME and I sure as hell didn't know his ass... so why did he say that ??? It's all gonna be ok !!!
I was offended. Fuck you stupid man!!! He doesn’t know me ... he’s not my blood so I wanna tell him go fuck yourself !!! i feel so gas lighted after seeing that man and hearing him say that it’s all going to be okay I hate him !!! Stay Motivated 😂🌹🌹🌹🌹

[ruby copper]

Bro

Ur either like 14 or ur schizo

[toxic breach]

You need to see when I saw a fairy being taken away !!!

[rich dune]

Omsk bird

[proven moss]

Hi

I have a conundrum

[sturdy meadow]

Bro really said gksosjdnksoshfososned9fudhsskeoejshaisj in this era is crazy

[proven moss]

Jeff was buddies with

4chans co-founder

Dunno if you know but

[sturdy meadow]

So your mom

[ruby copper]

@rich dune

[proven moss]

Hes the reason behind all the far right shit

[ruby copper]

mineekplex bots

[proven moss]

Culture wars too

I cant take it in all at once

[sturdy meadow]

Dawg join the Conservative discord and you will have fun

[proven moss]

This shit goes deep

Still feels surreal the more I learn

[sturdy meadow]

Bro really do be feeling like he James bond

[dry monolith]

Guten morning

[sturdy meadow]

100% accurate

[dry monolith]

True

[split nimbus]

https://x.com/globalupdates24/status/2026387391322403182?s=46&t=6ncg-QvoIf51PSl0QMXLcA

Global UPDATES (@GlobalUpdates24)

BREAKING –

YouTuber Nikocado Avocado says he doesn't want to be gay anymore as he has grown up now

"Being gay was fun. But I'm 35 now. It's time for a wife and kids"

X · Feb 24, 2026, 8:02 PM

WHAT

[simple drift]

as SOON as it gets above 10°C there’s wasps everywhere

i hate nature

[rich dune]

Two steps ahead (c)

[split nimbus]

I have a surprise for u

[simple drift]

what

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1475989696818708623/nNCxMtqj.gif

[simple drift]

https://fxtwitter.com/kekius_sage/status/2026346562260185582?s=46

Kekius Maximus (@Kekius_Sage)

🚨China unveils coin-sized nuclear battery that delivers 50 years of continuous energy without recharging.

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FxTwitter · Feb 24, 2026, 5:20 PM

it’s not even a battery it’s just radioactive bruh

[half compass]

Can i eat it

[simple drift]

probably not a great idea

[spark yacht]

Wdym? Radoactive batteries will be the bomb

[simple drift]

apparently they’re looking at using them for medical implants so maybe

i love ultra rosa so much

i will stop living when rosa goes away

[ashen basin]

gm

[mossy kayak]

MONSTER MENTIONED RAAAAAH

i am out of marlboro reds

sad life

[simple drift]

son

[glacial valve]

gay

Only good thing

[simple drift]

rosa better

[glacial valve]

:/

[half compass]

you look like a hairless twink

[toxic breach]

All twinks are hairless though

also didn’t meant to react with the heart

Oh no they’re online. Time to get back into character

Happy Wednesday Tuesday Saturday !!!!

[half compass]

the word was there for comedic effect

[toxic breach]

So kind of like irony or sarcasm?

I can’t tell if I met you before…hm, I think I just have a false memory

[rotund glade]

dis is so ass

[toxic breach]

Oops wrong person

[slim loom]

your alone on this one

monster white is fire

[toxic breach]

Snapper dapper clappy shiny toes

[fossil citrus]

this is such a PEAK song

https://open.spotify.com/track/5xcunlfaZvD9BDQsLONI7A

[fervent dove]

I'm a fan of Orbital too!
"HALCYON + ON + ON" is such a great song, thanks for sharing!

[rotund glade]

not really

[rotund glade]

nah

[fossil citrus]

have you listened to it

[slim loom]

Listen to carti

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle

[toxic breach]

I love her! I listen to WAP 12/24!

Somehow I mistook the t for a d what

[toxic breach]

Hey admin, spit on maxine

[rotund glade]

yeah

[fossil citrus]

well everyone’s tastes are different

[rotund glade]

Ok

[toxic breach]

Why is your status in hieroglyphics

[fossil citrus]

why not

[toxic breach]

What does it say? : .

[fossil citrus]

nothing

it’s just random characters

[toxic breach]

Ohh so kind of like mashing random Chinese characters?

[fossil citrus]

yeah

[toxic breach]

I met someone who did that.

Well I don’t know, but the tattoo said pork

Funny thing is that his name is John too

[worthy garden]

hello.

[compact cobalt]

I love Cities Skylines

Only game where you can put residential areas right beside landfills, industrial buildings, and coal power plants so you can give everyone turbo cancer

[atomic yarrow]

How are you weirdos doing

👋

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNR5Vpe1J/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Chavita 🧸 (@salvadorlerma)

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[simple drift]

https://x.com/rtwlz/status/2026469194888573394?s=46
@aaron it’s happening

Riley Walz (@rtwlz)

Wow! https://t.co/xOFflrszTl

X · Feb 25, 2026, 1:28 AM

fuckass app

@ ay ay ron

[toxic breach]

<@&355174844205367317> Stream Butterfly by LOONA

[teal bramble]

useless ping

[toxic breach]

LOONA is better than everyone.

[teal bramble]

i guess bro i guess

[atomic yarrow]

Love it

[toxic breach]

I love LOONA too!

[atomic yarrow]

How all weirdos come together into a digital space, and name it jailbreak

[toxic breach]

I’ve been diagnosed with schizophrenia, 10 different STD’s, one being chlamydia and I love it they’re like little limited edition pokemons you can collect, only problem is that you can’t access them, they’re just in you

[spark gale]

@muted shuttle https://about.fb.com/?s=it. Facebook is shutting down

[toxic breach]

@hexed lily Check your locks every night.

[pearl crystal]

PSA apple are introducing OS level age verification in many countries (people starting to see it on 26.4 beta 2)

[simple drift]

WHY IS IT FOR META TOO

[half compass]

NXP Semiconductors MCU-Link Pro SWD Debug Probe

[simple drift]

#general message

[half compass]

source i dont believe it

[pearl crystal]

It locks “Content & privacy” to block adult websites and you can’t download apps from the App Store until you age verify

[iron zinc]

This joke reflects your religion

[pearl crystal]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ios/s/WZTQbC3pX5

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[half compass]

source to your source?

hm?

[muted shuttle]

Yessss finally

[half compass]

caught you buddy

nice try

[ruby copper]

@half compass @simple drift @teal bramble @muted shuttle

[half compass]

what

[pearl crystal]

been many people confirming it, who installed 26.4 beta

[ruby copper]

I added bot players to mineekplex

[half compass]

source to the source of the source?

[pearl crystal]

have seen it on a few ios beta discussion servers

[ruby copper]

because my server is kinda dead

no one plays

so now I can play against bots

[half compass]

ill play

[muted shuttle]

Hey i remember mineekplex

[ruby copper]

what do u think of mineekplexv2

with bot players

[muted shuttle]

If they act like real players then i think that’s cool …

[iron zinc]

@muted shuttle Fuck you

[half compass]

its not cool

loneliness isnt cool

.

[toxic breach]

Freedom of speech is allowed!!1!1!!1!1

[iron zinc]

@frosty grail

[muted shuttle]

I’ve been lonely for 18 years

[iron zinc]

Nobody likes when you seek attention

Please stop.

[muted shuttle]

What

[ruby copper]

None of my friends are autistic enough to play minecraft minigames server in 2026 where the only people playing are me and my friends

So lobbies will only be like 4 people or so

the bots will only fill up slots that aren't used by real people

They would rather play like

hypixel

instead of mineekplex

which is very understandable

[iron zinc]

Just go make the next hypixel, simple solution

[half compass]

TRUE

[toxic breach]

I hope everything catches on fire and gets sent to an evil 🏰 castle !!!! 🧚‍♀️

[ruby copper]

fr

well

im just doing it for fun

[iron zinc]

Can you make me a sandwich?

[ruby copper]

Why r u still going on abt this

[red hinge]

hey mineek

[ruby copper]

Hello

[red hinge]

nothing

[ruby copper]

Ok

[red hinge]

ok

[toxic breach]

I’ve been diagnosed with North Pole Disorder and Diabetes

[ruby copper]

What's north pole disorder

[red hinge]

mfs be collecting it like steam achievements

[toxic breach]

It’s when you have like different personalities

[ruby copper]

isnt that like bipolar or did

[toxic breach]

North Polar Disorder is something I battle with everyday

[toxic breach]

You’re weong

wrong

[ruby copper]

sure

[toxic breach]

I’m never wrong

Why disagree?

[iron zinc]

Please stop wasting electricity, thank you!

[ruby copper]

One query does not mattee

talk to like the big companies using AI for like

idk

[iron zinc]

Cope;

[toxic breach]

I feel so gaslighted right now

[ruby copper]

stuff that isnt this

[ruby copper]

say that to urself lmao

[toxic breach]

Stop gas lighting me and everyone else

[ruby copper]

What

Where did I gaslight y'all

[toxic breach]

North Polar Disorder is a real thing you just deny it

[iron zinc]

You can't know that, what does that mean?

[ruby copper]

No I'm uninformed

[toxic breach]

That’s like saying autism isn’t real

[ruby copper]

I'm actually convicned im in here talking to a group of npcs holy shit

what the fuck

[iron zinc]

I'm actually convinced you're mentally challenged and needed a chatbot to explain something to you.

Sad!

[toxic breach]

I’ll ask my chihuahua to attack you she’s 5

[red hinge]

i just noticed that cider is broken and im listening to a clairo song for 7.5 hours

[ruby copper]

north pole disorder???

I googled it mf

No results

So I asked AI just in case I missed it

[iron zinc]

Doubt it.

[toxic breach]

It’s real

[ruby copper]

No results

[iron zinc]

Doubt it.

[ruby copper]

I googled before using ai

[red hinge]

the rjb experience

[toxic breach]

I searched google

[ruby copper]

So if ur so smart, what is north pole disorder

[toxic breach]

See?

[iron zinc]

It's a condition.

Clearly....

[toxic breach]

The proof is right here why are you denying it

I’m releasing a google document later about how you’re an ableist

[ruby copper]

Ok

I'm not saying I deny the existence of any mental disorder

[iron zinc]

You are tho

[ruby copper]

??

I'm saying I cannot find information about it

[toxic breach]

You just said North Polar Disorder doesn’t exist

[ruby copper]

No I never said that

[toxic breach]

But it exists and I’m affected by it

[toxic breach]

It’s a rare disease

[iron zinc]

@ruby copper Please get help.

[toxic breach]

You contract the disease by eating infected food at a young age and it affects your brain

[ruby copper]

With all respect I don't think any of this is genuine

[toxic breach]

Ableist. You’re nothing but an ableist. Apologize now.

[ruby copper]

Where tho

[dark osprey]

mineek bro ur literally autistic

[ruby copper]

Yes

But north polar disorder

[dark osprey]

u can't deny any mental condition existing without denying urself existing

[ruby copper]

I didn't deny anything

lenny you did not read context

I said I couldn't find information about it

That is not denial that is uninformed

[dark osprey]

i, for one, have south pole italian disorder

where i kill anyone that steps within 10 feet of me

[ruby copper]

yeah this is just trolling atp

[wide pulsar]

the whole thing reads as a conversation between schizophrenic people

[ruby copper]

fr

[toxic breach]

I’m so sorry, us people with these disorders have to stick together and unite against these ableists

[red hinge]

"i have a mental condition called ragebaiting mineek"

[iron zinc]

You're an old fucking woman, why are you even on the internet?

[toxic breach]

It’s not ragebaiting, it’s the chewth

[red hinge]

so old people can't be on the internet

how dare you

[iron zinc]

Yes.

[red hinge]

i am VP of BYD

[toxic breach]

Go back to facebook you and your homophobic ableist ways

[iron zinc]

Can I have an internship?

[red hinge]

wang chuanfu secret boyfriend

[red hinge]

you disrespected me

[iron zinc]

I'm very hungry.

[toxic breach]

I could just eat mineek’s pet cat

[iron zinc]

I just stated a fact, that you are an old decrepit woman.

[toxic breach]

I will grill it and force feed every moderator here

@muted shuttle I hope you like cannibalism but I’ll grill someone’s cat tomorrow hope you like it

[supple pier]

hello there le

☠️

[muted shuttle]

??

[red hinge]

with all due respect,

please ban that mf

thanks

[supple pier]

Chud

[toxic breach]

Your name says kitty

[iron zinc]

old decrepit woman

[red hinge]

stfu bro

i am older than your mom

[iron zinc]

I can tell.

[toxic breach]

I expected better from a honkai star rail player how dare you you ableist

[iron zinc]

You look quite old!

old decrepit womanold decrepit womanold decrepit womanold decrepit womanold decrepit woman

[supple pier]

im dead im not a tourist

[toxic breach]

Ugly scp tato

[red hinge]

bruh

[supple pier]

man complaining over words could never be me

[teal bramble]

i saw ts as “i gooned before using ai”

[toxic breach]

You guys are triggering my North Polar Disorder!

[supple pier]

im dead has autism evolved

Shit went mutation

Plague inc

[toxic breach]

You’re summoning my North Polar personality…

https://tenor.com/view/it-pennywise-laugh-evil-clown-gif-15916103

[supple pier]

Finna turn into santa

[iron zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/morty-gif-11706745138599281160

[toxic breach]

At least I get cookies every December, you get none.

[supple pier]

I get cookies because i have a functional income

[toxic breach]

That’s actually rick in real life

[toxic breach]

And you’re saying North Polar people can’t get a functional income? Ableist much?

Ugh.

[simple drift]

minecraft

[supple pier]

Man idk what yo santa disorder is

[toxic breach]

It’s North Polar Disorder get it right

[supple pier]

Santa disorder

[toxic breach]

https://tenor.com/view/floreyonce-britney-spears-spinning-gif-12749102447162771300

Pull up ho

[red hinge]

i want to get that good stuff you smoke before going on rjb

fent aint as strong as this

[supple pier]

Gifs of random women i know ur a twitter stan of some kind

[red hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-falling-fell-cat-fall-actions-of-consequences-gif-6423099276708320422

chat is this real maxine

[slim nova]

Waow

[gilded rapids]

Pull up

[worthy garden]

Hi.

[slim loom]

💀

[teal bramble]

6.7

[split nimbus]

what will march bring ..

[chilly bear]

me? 😰

[rapid skiff]

Hey, how can I make my cell phone not recognize that I have filza installed?

[red hinge]

bro got community noted

[ruby copper]

[slim nova]

MUFFIN

[tame rock]

Apple isn’t going to buy a sinking ship

[hard acorn]

https://mzunguopsecgroupteam.sbs/

[vocal plinth]

No our @muted shuttle is fat as fuck

[mossy kayak]

why cant i move my fucking stage manager to right without moving my dock to left

wtf

[untold helm]

Are they stupid?

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xkYjNg/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle happy birthday!

[proven moss]

Is this enough for djing

[true plover]

Type shit today is

https://music.apple.com/us/album/garys-song/323049082?i=323049176

[fervent dove]

I'm a big fan of Spongebob Squarepants,
and "Gary's Song" is one of my favorite songs of theirs.

Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle hop on mineekplex

[muted shuttle]

Not home

Sorry

[versed sun]

What is this?

[true plover]

NEED

https://youtu.be/xbsCJbU6JSo?si=HpULx3xyPrfbxlzz

[copper tendon]

bros acc is compromised

[versed sun]

Meaning

[copper tendon]

meaning your account is compromised lol

[coarse wedge]

who the fuck knows

tho killing el mencho was way more chaotic

[verbal lake]

Hello

[slim loom]

hi

[gilded rapids]

hm

[gilded rapids]

https://youtu.be/psfOe4Z_0Fk?si=4DHsy4w1NGyajqTV

Fr fr

I forgot they own Clifford the big red dog

[winter meadow]

Hiiii

[velvet zenith]

<@&558709886397972481> https://www.instagram.com/p/DU9SH6iDRS1/

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[winter meadow]

guys i find chop chop irl

[simple drift]

https://x.com/leminlimez/status/2026654738142376416?s=46

LeminLimez (@LeminLimez)

New Option coming in Nugget v7.3: Pairing with any watchOS version!

You can pair with an Apple Watch on any watchOS version no matter your iOS version. (ie. pair with a watch on watchOS 11 when you are on iOS 26)

Thanks to @dedbeddedbed and тупиыа пидор for the help

X · Feb 25, 2026, 1:45 PM

still waiting for legizmo 26…

[worthy garden]

Okay

[half compass]

wtf

tech???

[simple drift]

what

fucking autocorrect

[digital sable]

why do mfs look in 2 directions at once like how tf am i supposed to hold eye contact when you got an eye lookin the other way 😭

look straight bruh

[split nimbus]

how is new new Vegas doing ,

[simple drift]

i haven’t logged into rjb mc in over a month

[split nimbus]

wtf I keep checking new new vegas and I see no progress

and u telling me u have abandoned it!

[simple drift]

dead server

[split nimbus]

there were 11 people online yesterday ,

[simple drift]

impossible

who tf

[thick tapir]

i love lithium grease

[split nimbus]

whitenames

[carmine elk]

fuck planned obsolescence

[versed sun]

Changed my password and stopped getting spammed but is it still compromised?

[split nimbus]

<@&355145545242902548>

[half compass]

where is the planned obsolescence

android isnt ios

[thick tapir]

is working a job for 22 hours a week and a second job for 20 hours a week while in school too much?

[gilded rapids]

I worked full time 40 hours and 18-20 credit hours of college at the same time

It’s not hard but some people can’t handle time management

[thick tapir]

cuz my dad is gonna pay me to do some software testing but i dont wanna quit my job because its more of a temp thing

[gilded rapids]

oh yeah def don’t quit

if it becomes to much maybe you can request to reduce hours?

[thick tapir]

rn im only doing 13 credit hours but its dual credit 😢

[boreal tree]

Guys mcfreakery insta got banned

[muted shuttle]

interesting

[ashen basin]

Balatro has mouse controls on switch 2 wtf

[winter meadow]

Huge loss

[terse dome]

ice cold water in a clear glass cup >>

[chilly bear]

?

weirdo.

[terse dome]

i love your tag name

[chilly bear]

me too

[half compass]

persona apparently checks if you look "suspicious" when you scan your face

what the fuck does looking "suspicious" mean

SelfieSuspiciousEntityDetection

[muted shuttle]

to make sure you're not scanning your dog

[terse dome]

maxine would raise an SelfieSuspiciousEntityDetection

[half compass]

this is why age detection is a threat to everybody on the internet

what the fuck do you mean somebody can look "suspicious"

i bet that's a flag related to race too

this is fucking insane

your face is being compared to every politician's extended family tree

[winter meadow]

Where is this from

[half compass]

https://vmfunc.re/blog/persona

persona's source code leaked

basically

your geolocation is being stored for a grand total of 3 years too

[ashen basin]

I forgot subway surfers 2 releases today 😭

[copper tendon]

If changing your password logs you out of all sessions then yea

[versed sun]

But it effected more then me

[worthy garden]

Haha ur hacke

[versed sun]

Even if I didn’t click the notification?

[worthy garden]

You are hacked.

discord is next.

goodbye account.

[copper tendon]

better start changing your account passwords buddy

[copper tendon]

true

[chilly bear]

yea

you should wipe windows

[stark spruce]

@obtuse ruin

[muted shuttle]

@obtuse ruin

[thorny pelican]

cum

[copper tendon]

when i installed nexus for some reason it sent me to recovery mode and i cant get out

[terse dome]

@jagged turret help wtf is this error

[simple drift]

https://x.com/thiojoe/status/2026713192093855853?s=46

ThioJoe (@thiojoe)

Wish I could see the @Xbox dev’s face when they realize these notifications aren’t going to the test environment
💀💀💀💀

X · Feb 25, 2026, 5:37 PM

[jagged turret]

That's a unique one

[terse dome]

thats like a doctor saying "i haven't seen this in all my years before"

[jagged turret]

its a dependency cycle in the supertraits

or something

[terse dome]

how does this understanding help me

[ruby copper]

Wow

[jagged turret]

(astronaut looking at the earth)
wait... it's all declarative macros??

[ruby copper]

@jagged turret Hello sir

[jagged turret]

What

[ruby copper]

Felt like saying hello

[jagged turret]

Hello

[chilly bear]

why would they do this?

[thick tapir]

what if nobody votes

[terse dome]

north korea's system is probably like if someone doesnt vote then their votes count towards kju

[spark yacht]

They mysteriously disappear

[carmine elk]

yall I can’t stop playing supertuxkart

more like I can’t stop playing peak

[half compass]

23952ms is insane work

the jokes write themselves i swear

[iron zinc]

@muted shuttle fuck you

[muted shuttle]

What i do

[iron zinc]

You maxined

[half compass]

wtf happened

i tabbed out for 2 seconds

[simple drift]

worlds slowest api

[chrome peak]

im reading a book rn im such a fuckin book reader. she read my book until i narrative

[copper tendon]

i need someone to make electron but with gecko

[half compass]

the jokes LITERALLY write themselves

there is 0 way to make this up

[copper tendon]

24 second delay

[half compass]

23952ms is my new favorite time

[terse dome]

i made a minimal reproducible example and i think it's genuinely just a bug in the bitflags crate

uggghhhhh

progress being blocked from external bug 💔

and unless i specify every other bitfield i cant get away from this bug

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle i think they got the wrong number, this ones for u

[copper tendon]

i cant wait for macos 27 to add on to the plethora of bugs in tahoe

[ornate latch]

For the full response btw

Not time for first chunk

Acatto is too dumb to make it only take the time for the first chunk in accountability

[half compass]

that makes it even better

[ornate latch]

I don't blame him tbh

[ruby copper]

Acatto when Claude reasoning doesn't work on voidai

when will he fix this

[half compass]

they write themselves they write themselves they write themselves they write themselves

[ruby copper]

It just server side errros

Literally every other proxy works

[upper summit]

how do I report someone

[ruby copper]

Atp acatto should just switch the backend to litellm

[ornate latch]

Too far bro

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[ornate latch]

LiteLLM is even worse

Somehow

[ornate latch]

Wdym

[upper summit]

Nvm I think he left lol

[true plover]

Bold font

Blind mf

[spark yacht]

Apparently it will be focused around optimizations and bug fixes

[humble shard]

is there a way to bypass receipt validation on ios games and have best odds of it not being seen on the backend or sum?

[teal bramble]

• Response times vary based on model selection, context size, and system load. Smaller models typically achieve 300-600ms TTFT, while larger models with reasoning may take longer.

W reading capabilities ?

[fresh turtle]

i have asseta corsa now

[half compass]

somebody just brought this up in another server im in

how is crossover not breaking wine's license

wine is gpl

crossover is proprietary

[true plover]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xk4U2D/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[half compass]

better question is why is it in ms if it's nearly half a minute

[ornate latch]

Because that's what every API does

Either it's seconds or milliseconds

[teal bramble]

the joke writes themselves i swear bro the jokes write themselves @ornate latch

[half compass]

bro put it at the bottom with a 2 pixel font and expects me to read it

spent literally 3 minutes looking for that

[copper tendon]

rip

[teal bramble]

Too bad

[polar python]

does control center obliterate anyone elses ram on tahoe

[half compass]

are you on those 26.4 betas

[polar python]

no im on 26.2 i think

yea

[muted shuttle]

not for me on 26.3

[polar python]

lol its using 40mb on my mba

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1471994147828400219/image0.gif

[wicked surge]

you a tahoe

[tame rock]

I’m so close on beating Super Mario Wonder on MeloNX but the final boss just keeps crashing 😭

It crashed a shit load of times but I finally 100% completed every area except final challenge and final boss

[digital sable]

say you fell and a shawarma with extra tahini, 2 liters of water, and apple slices fall into your mouth, have you broken your fast?

all by accident

[mossy kayak]

75 on beta 2

[terse dome]

#jailbreak message fire

[mossy kayak]

i will allow it if u share me the shawrama

[chrome peak]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HB4G4rfasAA52Sf.gif

[alpine chasm]

This is so shitware my god

Tahoe is so bad

I made a good decision halting on updating all my apple devices to 2026 software

[wicked surge]

heya night

[alpine chasm]

Although my apple TVs are on tvOS 26 and they're fine, but they don't have liquid glass

[half compass]

@chilly bear smoking gun

[digital sable]

elite ball knowledge

[jaunty garnet]

hi

[half compass]

@west cove

Allah

[simple drift]

15.7.4 my goat

[simple drift]

@thorny belfry

hi jesus

@thorny belfry must i repent

or will i be cast in to the lake of fire

regardless

[wicked surge]

<@&355145545242902548>

HAVE A GOOD DAY!

OtterHappy

[alpine chasm]

Wtf useless cat ping

@split nimbus you are being impersonated

[alpine chasm]

You will.

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cats-funny-cats-cute-cats-cat-reaction-gif-10050334677379985646

@split nimbus

[tame shuttle]

God bro

Gonna be sad if the new Macs have touchscreens

Legit last thing it needs

[wicked surge]

it will be a tablet with a keyboard

[tame shuttle]

Would unironically explode

[muted shuttle]

i hope it isn't on the m5 pro/max mbps

[tame shuttle]

I will cry

It’d be a Touch Bar situation all over again

[wicked surge]

why?

[tame shuttle]

It looks cool and the concept is great

But oh my GODDDDDD

FUCK no.

[muted shuttle]

because a touchscreen macbook sounds terrible

[tame shuttle]

It’s the last thing we need dude Tahoe is already buggy as it is lol

[muted shuttle]

i don't like touchscreen laptops either

So

[wicked surge]

is that what a 2in1 is?

[tame shuttle]

Touch screen implementation would make it even worse cause then, guess what, the already poorly coded operating system now needs to consider TWO FORMS OF USE