general

[tough plume]

Its not written memory of unityframework

Yes i am realising thus in every steps 🥲

[spark yacht]

Try iGameGod

[tough plume]

Yep from there i took all the stuff

[spark yacht]

It's more modern

What are you even trying to do?

[tough plume]

Just for lib patches

Offsets editing

[spark yacht]

So trying to make permanant patches?

[tough plume]

Normal not even hard stuff its a basic thing

[tough plume]

No no

I am making cheats

[spark yacht]

Ok how will these cheats be installed?

[tough plume]

Do you have idea about modding

[tough plume]

Esign bro

[half compass]

patch these nuts

[spark yacht]

Yes but how are you going to create these ipa's that are going to be installed?

[untold helm]

If a patch was done via e-sign it would be provided as a dylib or deb file

More commonly dylib since your not jailbroken

[tough plume]

Yes

[spark yacht]

I would suggest using theos to create a tweak that hooks the required functions instead

[tough plume]

I injected totally

[tough plume]

Yes thats the problem i dont have pc rightnow otherwise I would try it

[spark yacht]

Well there's on device theos but that needs a jailbreak

[tough plume]

Someone told me that Frida gadget doesn’t work ios 18+

[untold helm]

Don’t worry with his cheats he will make millions of dollars and use the money to buy a pc

[spark yacht]

Frida is only useful for ui when I tried it

[tough plume]

yes i know but unfortunately i have ios 26.1

[untold helm]

And outbid the ai companies eating all the ram

[tough plume]

Bruhh dont make fun of it

[spark yacht]

What game are you making a cheat for?

[tough plume]

Shadow Fight 2 😅 😂

[spark yacht]

I mean if you make paid cheats you deserve the bullying

[tough plume]

I dont make paid

Bruh I didn’t made a single chewts yet

[spark yacht]

Well I would suggest not making paid to cheats to avoid bullying

[thorn cloud]

i learned the basics of game hacking on windows and i find it easier learning on windows tbh

[tough plume]

But tell me how to make it 😂 😂 😂 thats the matter paid free is later topic

First let me make one

[tough plume]

Its trollstore icon

[spark yacht]

There's also that memory editor minnek made, idk how well it will work

[tough plume]

Which is defenetly not available for ios 26

[tough plume]

Ohk thanks

I will try to make something

[spark yacht]

oof he took it down

Oh he made memedit2

[slim loom]

gm

[carmine elk]

Gm

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch time to switch to Samsung again

https://youtu.be/nicc5amYNak

[worthy garden]

He’ll

i

ik

o

[vital knoll]

that's insane

it can hide just the notifications

the fuck

[half compass]

does anybody smarter than me know what ac-gs.apple.com could possibly be

it doesn't sign anything

it's a second tss server but for what

[teal bramble]

backup

[glacial valve]

Happy birthday !!!

[half compass]

Here's a cleaner, more "official" version that still feels Discord native and easy to scan:

[hard comet]

anthropic can you please stop vibe coding claude code wtf is this

40gb swap

[half compass]

W anthropic

[vital knoll]

idk have you tried asking jteve sobs

[half compass]

fuck off you stupid bitch

sent from my iphone

[sour canyon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXQb4Zq_5_A

[half compass]

b

b

[chilly bear]

@half compass

[velvet imp]

Wha

[velvet imp]

My goat super

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/feinberg-shocked-surprised-mcc-minecraft-gif-1879415210376884564

[red hinge]

💔

also seems like the only improvement is the privacy screen

and what the fuck is this

yea we're not making it look like ios 26

[slim nova]

Ong

The corners look a bit more rounded nfl

[terse dome]

they have clearly never heard of the phrase "don't get high on your own supply"

[vital fossil]

Hi, do you know a good location spoofer tweak?

[rich dune]

Try this https://github.com/c22dev/Geranium

[signal hazel]

https://www.techradar.com/ai-platforms-assistants/openai/sam-altman-claims-chatgpts-adult-mode-will-be-able-to-safely-relax-the-restrictions-of-the-chatbot-but-firing-a-critic-of-the-plan-is-a-reason-to-be-wary

adult mode

why do they think that’s gonna be a good idea

[vital fossil]

thanks but it works works with any jailbreak?

[ornate latch]

That shit already exists in other websites

They're just making it easier

[signal hazel]

people gonna go wild with it

[half compass]

they already are

theres a trillion ai gooning websites

idk where you have been for the past 5 years

[terse dome]

monetization

[hexed lily]

Fuck them

[chilly bear]

link?

[violet snow]

My WeChat account got banned because I was jailbroken💔🥀

If anyone here uses wechat can you tell me what u do to not get banned

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle where job

when job

why no job

job 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[signal hazel]

i knew there was AI girlfriend shit but what’s the need for this one

[worthy garden]

Greetings

[coarse ginkgo]

@polar python @desert cairn @velvet zenith @ruby copper no job ?

[polar python]

Ok

[rich dune]

@coarse ginkgo 🍌

[coarse ginkgo]

true

[teal bramble]

no

[worthy garden]

@polar python @desert cairn @velvet zenith @ruby copper no job ?

[simple drift]

please speed i need this

[half compass]

72 pounds??????????

are we deadass

https://tenor.com/view/ביבי-ביבי-נתניהו-קאפקייק-bibi-netanyahu-gif-11580629239042210913

i would only pay 72 british pounds on one thing

and it's not a hoodie

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[worthy garden]

Ok

[polar python]

Ok

[thorny pelican]

just bought the craziest air fryer ever

🖕

[coarse ginkgo]

Ok

[polar python]

Ok

[coarse ginkgo]

Ok

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle

[worthy garden]

that user has me blocked.

[ruby copper]

Oh hold on

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle

[coarse ginkgo]

wtf based

[worthy garden]

it’s called freedom

[thorny pelican]

being blocked by a mod is interesting

[coarse ginkgo]

im genuinely surprised how im not blocked yet 😭

[worthy garden]

#scammed

[thorny pelican]

what did you send 😭

full iban

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle wen eta job

[ruby copper]

How did she block u when all you did was send her free stuff

[coarse ginkgo]

she got the benefit she needed

[ruby copper]

another handout btw

[worthy garden]

maybe transphobia

[ruby copper]

Lets add one to the handout counter

Also how many days ago is it

[coarse ginkgo]

vro has NOT updated his username

[ruby copper]

fr

Im like 4 days behind

[coarse ginkgo]

keep ts for a year

[worthy garden]

bro is

[coarse ginkgo]

no balls

[ruby copper]

Yes that's my plan

[worthy garden]

lock in

[coarse ginkgo]

selfbot and change username automatically

[ruby copper]

Nickname fixed

[worthy garden]

easy

[coarse ginkgo]

its like 15 lines of code

[worthy garden]

i think it would need captcha

[ruby copper]

fr

[worthy garden]

idk

[ruby copper]

But I wouldn't do it

Selfbot is lazy

[worthy garden]

would

[coarse ginkgo]

selfbot is lazy

buddy, you missed a few days all by yourself

[worthy garden]

laziness

[ruby copper]

@coarse ginkgo @worthy garden 2 options now that I'm home:

• continue reversing telltale games engine
• work on homework

Hm

[worthy garden]

both

[coarse ginkgo]

crack bmw auth

[worthy garden]

drm

[ruby copper]

U already did that twin

[coarse ginkgo]

Not completely fully

[worthy garden]

why are we cracking it

[coarse ginkgo]

But, uhh, yeah

[worthy garden]

for what usage

[coarse ginkgo]

i can now sign and verify around 5000 software updates myself

[worthy garden]

i need to work on my app in tauri

[coarse ginkgo]

without bmw tools

[worthy garden]

number 1 hacker

[hollow yarrow]

Who invented the worlds most garbage image picker for Snowboard?

[worthy garden]

ask the dev

[coarse ginkgo]

shit

bro what

average fuckin gir filter

[worthy garden]

is there anything better then tauri

[ruby copper]

what's tauri

[worthy garden]

rust

[coarse ginkgo]

avalonia, wails, bare rust + egui

[worthy garden]

making app

i had eletrcon app but 17% usage

tauri used webview

[coarse ginkgo]

yeah, tauri is like electron, but 90% less garbage

[worthy garden]

my examples

[coarse ginkgo]

their IPC is kinda slow though

[worthy garden]

using npm not bun tho

so it’s gonna be bad

[worthy garden]

ui

need to do css

[coarse ginkgo]

bro forgot the makeup

[worthy garden]

was porting my css

my eletrcon app using js css and html

very basic

give me some time

[coarse ginkgo]

I need to tap into swapping cases for my server

[worthy garden]

can i have a gpu

[coarse ginkgo]

1080ti, tesla m40, RX 550 - which one

should have some ewaste ones such as hd6670 too

[worthy garden]

1080ti

[coarse ginkgo]

ok have fun fixing the power delivery

VRM shorted and possibly sent 12V to the GPU core

[worthy garden]

why you break it

boy

[worthy garden]

🥶🥶

[coarse ginkgo]

true

@muted shuttle job 🙏

hi aaron

she benjamin on my net till i yahoo

[worthy garden]

where’s aaron

[coarse ginkgo]

lurking

[signal hazel]

msi 🔥

laptop just stopped

shits a few months old and might’ve fried itself

[worthy garden]

cooked

[coarse ginkgo]

shutting off server

bravo 6 going dark

nvm we here, i already changed the dns

[worthy garden]

pro

dns

6.6.6.6

[wild pelican]

maaan fedora feels good as distro

everything just works

[versed sun]

How high of a voltage drop can turn my computer off?

[half compass]

https://girlcockx.com/benln/status/2025603363405013118

Ben Lang (@benln)

Shabbat mode in Cursor

Citându-l pe Jacob Posel (@jacob_posel)
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[slim nova]

🫪

Boom

[torn latch]

Wow 😮

[chilly bear]

0.1 mV

[carmine elk]

can’t wait for fake TSS to come out (pic from telegram, credits to nerdssuck on tg)

[wild pelican]

you can spoof firmware signed/unsigned status?

[true plover]

I ated him

[hard comet]

holy shit dude this thing is so comically insecure

what are we even doing

non apple related, will leak after reporting the five thousand bugs ts has

[desert cairn]

what is the point

[wild pelican]

never understood foot fetish

like... why?

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

[true plover]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8xjMxGk/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

tetris (@tetristhebigandmighty)

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[true plover]

:3

[red hinge]

people are weird.

[true plover]

It’s literally crossed wires in your brain

[red hinge]

LMAO

[true plover]

(Shitty cable management)

[red hinge]

how down bad can you be

[true plover]

[carmine elk]

downgradability

[boreal tree]

Hi I just came back to work

[coarse ginkgo]

if only this turned off the stickyness of butterfly

fuck wrong server

[slim nova]

is it for the

[coarse ginkgo]

Ok

[ruby copper]

Yeah so I did this already in 2023

and @terse dome did as well

with plxtss/mineektss

also my custom mcsm cutscene is going great.

[slim nova]

epic

[half compass]

do it with leaked a10 dev keys

and then fabricate a ticket for me with the ecid of my iphone 7

[lofty hound]

How bout this but with all checkm8 devices(obviously tethered)

[ruby copper]

I mean it works if you patch rom properly using checkm8

[half compass]

@ruby copper can i make it so that turdus uses a custom apticket instead of the latest one when tether restoring

[lofty hound]

Not even patch but full chain cert replacement

[half compass]

yea but that would mean apple signed things wouldn't work anymore no?

[ruby copper]

I mean a checkm8 bootchain is already not apple signed

replacing the certs used for validation shouldn't have side effects?

[lofty hound]

Checkm8 is already tethered hombre

[half compass]

yeah but you can still boot things signed by apple

would you be able to do that if you fully replace the cert

[ruby copper]

No but just reboot the device if u wanna boot something signed by apple

[half compass]

but thats gay and fake

[ruby copper]

@half compass

[rich dune]

This is rad😁

[true plover]

Rt

[slim nova]

you

[signal hazel]

needed a ‘band’ name

[ashen basin]

Thank fucking god tbh

[slim nova]

mf boiling water

[ashen basin]

Not even that hot

if it’s under 110° then it’s fine

[hard comet]

15 is acceptable tbh

[ashen basin]

Jesus

[hard comet]

😭

winter is so annoying literally no sun all day and cold as shit + constant rain

[ashen basin]

yeah cold here is like 60° lol

[hard comet]

…

eh if i get the opportunity ill just move elsewhere at some point in my life

not made for this

[ashen basin]

Lmaoooo

[slim nova]

wow

[hard comet]

also this is a warm week lol, average is like 6°C according to apple

[ornate latch]

nice weather ngl

[hard comet]

wtf

[slim nova]

this is winter

[hard comet]

but holy rain

[slim nova]

very epic

[ornate latch]

oh wtf

[hard comet]

where are you from?

[slim nova]

🇭🇰

[gilded rapids]

You’re so lucky omg I want that

I can tolerate that cause it’s dry heat

[ashen basin]

This is what they all say

I don’t think anyone who says that is prepared for how dry it truly is. Shit will suck all the water out of your system in minutes

[gilded rapids]

Humid heat tho my guy

[ashen basin]

Humid heat sucks but it doesnt suck all the water out

A lot of people die and get heat stroke here just bc they underestimate it being a dry heat :\

[gilded rapids]

no but hinders evaporation so that make the air more sticky, hotter, and heavy

[ashen basin]

Basically if you don’t have water on you at all times when ur outside then ur cooked

[gilded rapids]

higher humidity statistically poses higher heat exhaustion and heat stroke

true

thankfully we’re not like the uk people

Those mfs complain 70° is too hot because their homes aren’t built for it

[ashen basin]

All im saying is that you severely underestimate just how bad a dry heat can be

yes it’s dry but it’s also not 90° in summers. It’s 115+

[gilded rapids]

There’s been a heatwave every year in the uk and all they do is complain

fix the issue ur a first world country right

[ashen basin]

Give it 1 rainstorm in the summer and it’s over

[gilded rapids]

🙏

fair enough

[ashen basin]

LMAO fr

Talking about they don’t have AC just build it???

[gilded rapids]

Apparently it costs them too much

[ashen basin]

broke asses

[gilded rapids]

Like an AC unit is like $300-400

[red relic]

💸

[gilded rapids]

fuck their names aren’t showing

Trying to ping tim and kate

@untold helm

@simple drift

@ashen basin I finally got some snow

but it all melted this morning ):

[ashen basin]

Damnnnnn

[gilded rapids]

@gusty gulch @vital knoll

[compact cobalt]

Istg my school has fourth world levels of internet

[gilded rapids]

rip

[terse dome]

what even is a fourth world

[hard comet]

istg can claude stop eating 40gb of ram please

i have 8

…

[vocal plinth]

That is basically when you have carrier pigeons sending Morse code and then you have to feed it to your machine so it can execute the code.

[terse dome]

you know, carrier pigeons are actually quite efficient methods of transferring data if you just let it carry a few of those 1tb micro sd cards

[vocal plinth]

Those don't exist in a 4th world country

[dense valve]

what is ts

[vocal plinth]

teamspeak

[true plover]

A step above @desert cairn WiFi

[vocal plinth]

that ould imply he has wifi

[vocal plinth]

I really read that as lumpia costing $15.99

[red hinge]

look at what i just found

[coarse shard]

Seems common

[simple drift]

hi

[simple drift]

palen1x on amd

dw

[split nimbus]

@spark gale WOW FREN I HEARD ABOUT NEW YORK NEWS ARE U OK????

[gusty gulch]

omg why don't people know how to do their jobs

[spark gale]

we got 15 inches so far

[split nimbus]

WAOW

[split nimbus]

ARE U SAFE

[spark gale]

yes

[split nimbus]

CAN U MAKE PICTURE WHEN POSSIBLE

[gusty gulch]

I have 16

[gusty gulch]

my coworker moved to New York on Thursday lol

[spark gale]

L

[gusty gulch]

fr

[split nimbus]

DONT GO TO CENTRAL PARK FREN ITS TOO DANGEROUS

[spark gale]

my roommate is going there now

to play in the snow

[split nimbus]

WOW

WHY DONT U GO

[spark gale]

im working

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-day-gif-25156392

[split nimbus]

WORKING FROM HOME?

[spark gale]

yes

[vocal plinth]

I suggest you go outside aaron and touch snow

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-snow-slid-shovel-orange-gif-3794174062036855905

[gusty gulch]

that sounds fun

I'm so sore it hurts when I sneeze

[vocal plinth]

@polar python chill bruh

[gusty gulch]

lmao

it's my abs

[dense valve]

i got 16 inches at a part of my house

[tranquil marlin]

gemini siri when

[fossil citrus]

i got like 20

anyways let’s hope this fixed sideloading and nugget stuff

[novel condor]

I OPENED THE SETTING THE SECOND THE UPDATE GOT RELEASED BEFORE EVEN THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS MADE OMG

[candid lotus]

@jayy.

[tranquil marlin]

ok

[chilly bear]

?

why would they do that

[novel condor]

its just shocking bc i was showing my bro that its not there

😭

[tranquil marlin]

ohhh that makes more sense

[vast flume]

whats in the beta 2 even

is it just bug fixes

[chilly bear]

yep

they patched the untethered jb

[vast flume]

damn

[wicked cedar]

I got an iphone 13 and an iphone 7 and an iphone 6s which one should i jailbreak?

[wary badge]

Yo switch nerds

Oh shit its actually not $80 nvm

I had a question about the gba pokemon rereleases

But maybe ill just give nintendo some money

[dry laurel]

no physical release is ridiculous

[sour canyon]

$15 gba flashcart from aliexpress

[wary badge]

Would be cool fs but whatever for me

[wary badge]

Ts not the same n u know it

R either of u guys playing jt on switch @dry laurel @sour canyon

[sour canyon]

nope

[coarse ginkgo]

should i sell my switch

bought it, installed picofly, sitting on a shelf ever since

[wary badge]

I bought a v1 unpatched just to see how much id use it before buying a newer one

[coarse ginkgo]

mines a v2

[sour canyon]

give it away to one lucky child mister beast style

[wary badge]

I might buy one of these two legitimately and play it and see if i care at all for the ecosystem

Ive only played w roms so far on it

[coarse ginkgo]

i mean, i could gift it to my lil bro, but:

1. all bro cares about is roblox
2. i dont think giving a modded switch, which can be banned from nintendo with a single wrong move, to an 8yo is a good idea

[wary badge]

I do hate needing to boot hekate or whateber every time

Palerain ahh

[dry laurel]

what's jt

[wary badge]

A typo of it

[dry laurel]

oh

[wary badge]

Did u buy either of these games is my question

[dry laurel]

im not getting firered/leafgreen on switch

[wary badge]

Im slow this morning

[dry laurel]

i have authentic leafgreen gba cart already

[primal peak]

I have a V1 Switch and a Switch 2

The homebrew scene for the Switch kind of sucks and the 2 is so much better of a system that I never use the V1

[wary badge]

I do not have any of the gba carts

I dont even know where all my ds copies r fuck

Lets look fuck work

[primal peak]

The Switch homebrew community is very elitist and “you will use it the way we want you to or you’re evil” and anything like sigpatches can be quite volatile to set up

[dry laurel]

are you on se3 or 13

or 14

[primal peak]

SE 3

I wanted the home button

[dry laurel]

same

[primal peak]

Nice

[wary badge]

Almost all my ds games

I do have cases for some of the loose ones just not here

And i have a sealed copy of one of the mystery dungeons one in storage

All being from my childhood except ultrasun and white

[dry laurel]

soulsiver worth so much

[untold helm]

No fair

[sour canyon]

uae saudi arabia sinapore malaysia 🤝

[wary badge]

Qhar

Oh

I got that randomly idek

Its still sealed

As i dont own a 3ds

😭

[sour canyon]

they kept producing some 3ds games in those regions to sell long after they stopped selling those games in the states, so they are keeping the prices low on the games

[terse dome]

wtf singapore reference

[sour canyon]

otherwise they'd be absurdly expensive

fun fact they are USA region coded, the cartridges are identical to an original print run USA game except the date code on the back will be very recently made

[thick tapir]

because they dont wanna get fucked by nintendo

[primal peak]

I understand that but they shouldn’t be going out of their way to break certain tools or patches

[untold helm]

Brother it’s like 2 files you need to transfer

If you think that’s bad the atmosphere server bans you outright if they see a forwarder in your image

[sour canyon]

basically some people who have connections in those regions are importing the games in large quantities to sell on ebay, so you can actually get sealed out-of-print pokemon games for close to MSRP still

(other nintendo games too, most mainstream 1st party titles have a uae/saudi/malaysia/singapore release)

[primal peak]

That’s the type of thing I’m talking about
ReSwitched and their moral elitism

[thick tapir]

korean bbq wingstop flavor 🤤

[untold helm]

It’s not elitism

It’s trying to not get fucked in the ass with bowsers dick by Nintendo

[primal peak]

“You can’t install that! We don’t approve!”

[thick tapir]

wtf is reswitched bruh

[untold helm]

Plus they don’t want to be associated with anything bad that could happen if you pirated a game wrong

[sour canyon]

historically, most console homebrew efforts are not motivated by piracy

that's usually a byproduct

[primal peak]

NSP forwarders aren’t piracy
I don’t agree with pirating current gen games, either

[untold helm]

They contain the title keys

[sour canyon]

i never said it was, nor did i assess the morals of piracy

i'm not even talkin about that

[sour canyon]

oh i see why they wouldn't like it

[untold helm]

I personally think forwarders aren’t piracy when you use your own dumped keys to generate them but they still prohibit discussion

[worthy garden]

@desert cairn Can i get free keto sub

[thick tapir]

why is this fucker in my room

[vocal plinth]

Cause you live in Texas

[thick tapir]

wtf does that have to do with anything

[wary badge]

@desert cairn Can i get free keto sub

[compact cobalt]

does 24.0b2 fix the apple intelligence stuff?

[coarse ginkgo]

@desert cairn Can i get free keto sub

[muted quartz]

this is bullshit

i‘ve done everything, even replacing the pairing file, and nothing worked

[vocal plinth]

Texas is full of bugs cause you all are living in rural backwater state

[thick tapir]

everywhere has bugs???

[vocal plinth]

Yeah but you have a lot more since it is a rural backwater state

[thick tapir]

not backwater either

but rural ig

[vocal plinth]

Uh huh

[thick tapir]

maybe depends where you are

also texas is in the big 3 for states so not backwater

[vocal plinth]

Sadly two of the Big 3 states are rural backwaters with a lot of people

[thick tapir]

texas isnt even backwater most ppl live in the city 😭

[vocal plinth]

uh huh

[thick tapir]

literally 70% of the state lives in houston, dfw, san antonio, and austin 🥀

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle job

[red hinge]

are you on 26.4

[muted quartz]

yeah (sadly)

is that the reason likely?

[red hinge]

yea

its fixed i think

try grabbing sidestore nightly on iloader

[versed sun]

Why does my school need this

3k for each computer they got

When the old ones worked fine

[red hinge]

its included if your school uses any high end CPUs

which is a good thing

[versed sun]

Ultra core something

[red hinge]

mine has a relatively modern i5-13420H

[versed sun]

They used to have i7 9700k same as what I use at home with a wx3000

[red hinge]

yea you can't get a high end CPU without a NPU these days

[versed sun]

32gb of a stick of ddr5

Not dual

[red hinge]

unless you have this

[jagged turret]

Nobody does

Your school doesn't need it either

[thick tapir]

im still on 14th gen 🥀

[red hinge]

"still on"

[thick tapir]

yes

[jagged turret]

consoom

[thick tapir]

14700k

outdated

[red hinge]

"outdated" 💔

[thick tapir]

dude its 3 years old

[vocal plinth]

It is a weak ass CPU

[muted quartz]

no way that’s nice

[red hinge]

dude its not a phone

3 years isn't old for a high end desktop CPU

[jagged turret]

3 years isn't old for a phone 🥀

[red hinge]

yea well

3 years isn't old for anything tbf

except food

[terse dome]

my 3 year old phone has a newer architecture than phones released this year

[cunning flare]

My cpu is 5 years old

[vocal plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/am-ia-joke-to-you-meme-original-video-am-ia-joke-joke-to-you-gif-27389464

Canned Food:

[jagged turret]

Whar

[versed sun]

Use them for basic stuff

Light 3d modeling

With fusion 360

[red hinge]

unless MRE then nah 3 years are the average expiration for canned food

[versed sun]

Which worked fine on the old computers

[red hinge]

fusion 360 works fine on an intel iGPU from 10 years ago

[terse dome]

my Snapdragon 8 gen 3 runs cores built on ARMv9.2 while 2026 phones uses Oryon cores which are ARMv8.7

[red hinge]

what the fuck do you mean 8 gen 3 is 3 years old

[jagged turret]

oh

[red hinge]

💔

how is it that fast

[spark yacht]

Spoiled kid

[jagged turret]

we are learning LEGv8 right now

as an example for datapath design

[versed sun]

Old computers specs which they still have laying in the middle of the room

[red hinge]

at least its not a 10th gen mobile i3

that shit lags like hell

and 8gb of ddr4

on windows 11

[lament berry]

Why can I not use a password when jailbreaking on iOS 17?

[versed sun]

I wouldn’t care if they upgraded then

[spark yacht]

My i5-10400 can still fight unoptimized modern games

[thick tapir]

ragebaiting + im employed 🥱

[terse dome]

i got my 8 gen 3 for < $300 !

[spark yacht]

Fell for it bruh

[red hinge]

i mean, CPUs are powerful enough to not be the bottleneck for anything

[versed sun]

Rtx 3080 is weak

[red hinge]

my CPU often chills at 20% when playing a game

[spark yacht]

Ok bro this is obivious

[red hinge]

one that's cpu bound

[versed sun]

Even though it still a good card and I got no problems with it in 1440p

[spark yacht]

That means the game has horrible multithreading

[spark yacht]

I'm on gtx 1660 bruh

[versed sun]

Does it play 1440p at 100hz+

[spark yacht]

No

Well maybe old titles

[jagged turret]

This conversation would kill a computer engineer

[versed sun]

Minecraft with render distance 1

[red hinge]

intel hd 4000 handles 4k gaming great

league of legends run at 9 fps

enough fr 🔥

[spark yacht]

Modern unoptimized junk can barely do 30 fps at 1080p with tons of upscaling

[abstract tundra]

Lmao

[vocal plinth]

Not true at all, but it is mostly dependent on how you store it. If kept in normal conditions canned food can last a long time. I have eaten canned food that was decade old with no issue.

[red hinge]

okay not that unoptimized lmao

[versed sun]

NVIDIA GeForce 256 at 8k running at fire

[red hinge]

im talking about the written expiration date

[spark yacht]

Nah it can do distant horizons with 120fps at 1080p with shaders

[versed sun]

1440p 300fps for me

[spark yacht]

Lowest settings and I didn't mention the high amounts of stuttering

[jagged turret]

Well this explains some other things about you

[coral fog]

taiko no tatsujin

[vocal plinth]

boba canned food doesn't impact a person intelligence

[versed sun]

That’s default not shaders or anything didn’t release

[red hinge]

if my iGPU can handle 2025 titles at 1080p 30fps without super resolution and upscaling then its not really that unoptimized

[spark yacht]

Maybe it can do 1440p at 60, minecraft isn't really unoptimized with proper hardware

[spark yacht]

Which titles are you talking about?

[red hinge]

where winds meet

[spark yacht]

You can stop flexing

[spark yacht]

Looking at the requirements it isn't as bad as the other games

[red hinge]

it runs like shit at the recommended requirement

~60fps with a 2070 super at high + super resolution off

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/betaprofiles/status/2026015243437224137?s=46 bruh they’re ruining it

Beta Profiles (@BetaProfiles)

iOS 26.4 Beta 2 also moves the Search button into the Games app’s tab bar, following the same change made to the App Store in Beta 1.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 23, 2026, 7:24 PM

[red hinge]

in heavy scenes it will drop to around 48

which is uhh half of the game

[spark yacht]

Again modern games can be much worse

Like look at ark survival ascended

[red hinge]

you just can't reinvent the wheel

search bar deserve to be at the top

[spark yacht]

Below 60 at epic 4k on a 4090

[ashen basin]

I highly disagree

[red hinge]

lmfao

this is insane

[vocal plinth]

Beta 2 did it right

[red hinge]

at the same time ark is always unoptimized so

[vocal plinth]

All modern Triple As are unoptimized

[spark yacht]

Yeah most other ue5 games aren't that much better

[alpine spoke]

RTX 3080 is more expensive than an RX 9060 XT 8GB for me
as for a 3080 I would need new PSU as 650w is probably not enough

[ashen basin]

Thank god they were forced to optimize the new Lego Batman

Mfs were going to make you have 32GB of ram as a minimum requirement

[red hinge]

splitgate 2 is a well optimized UE5 title

[alpine spoke]

isn't 32GB standard in a gaming PC

[versed sun]

Only thing I need new in my setup is cpu and power supply because how old it is

[red hinge]

im starting to see 8gb in budget builds

[spark yacht]

No 16 still is

[ashen basin]

16

[red hinge]

ram price is insane

[vocal plinth]

Will be till 2028

[versed sun]

Power supply is more imported but rather get a cpu

And mobo

[spark yacht]

Yeah there are games that aren't made by lazy devs that can run well

[alpine spoke]

Budget Office PC builds

[spark yacht]

Even utilizing lumen and nanite

[alpine spoke]

8GB is barely enough to run windows 11

[red hinge]

no, 12400F + 4060

and 8gb of ram

for 600

😭

[muted quartz]

tried installing it using sideloadly and inserted the pairing file now this fucker just

[red hinge]

it used to be 16gb

[muted quartz]

won‘t even respond

[red hinge]

lmaoooo

wait for the devs ig

[alpine spoke]

is this a linux PC

[vocal plinth]

god damn just run linux at that point

[red hinge]

yea but nvidia

[alpine spoke]

Windows uses 80% of 8GB of ram

[red hinge]

8gb wasn't enough for multitasking + games 10 years ago tbf

[spark yacht]

Mostly used for caching

[red hinge]

windows 10 is a hot mess when it comes to ram

windows 11 made it infinitely worse

[spark yacht]

It clears up once you start something ram intensive

[versed sun]

Why does my school have windows settings disabled but Mac’s they have it enabled

[alpine spoke]

Why are laptops with 4GB of ram even supported

[red hinge]

it dumps everything to swap

[alpine spoke]

Should of updated Windows 11 to require 8GB

[versed sun]

Have to use registry just to change the theme

[alpine spoke]

that way all the SHIT LAPTOPS no longer work

[versed sun]

macOS I can just open settings

[red hinge]

cached code aren't being counted as in use

[spark yacht]

Well I guess point is that it won't take away from performance

[red hinge]

intel celeron N4020 will run like shit no matter the ram amount

[vocal plinth]

This ain't 2020 anymore. Linux support for NVIDIA drivers is fine atm

[alpine spoke]

exactly but I don't know of any decent laptop that ships with 4GB of ram that is compatible with windows 11

[red hinge]

well 8gb is the minimum back in like 2023

[alpine spoke]

So why not raise ram requirement so all the SHIT laptops no longer work

[red hinge]

even on celeron shitboxes

well you just can't magically raise the requirements without people complaining

look at windows 11 release

[muted quartz]

hhhhhhh

i‘ll just report this while we‘re at it

[red hinge]

their perfectly functional haswell PCs suddenly can't receive windows 11

[muted quartz]

i might as well resort back to altst*re

🫩

[alpine spoke]

it's their fault they paid $100-$300 on a piece of shit

[red hinge]

its their fault for not choosing a chromebook yea

[jagged turret]

I think much of the kernel memory is also similar to cache in that it'll be freed under memory pressure, though

[thick tapir]

i like how i get called slurs at school 🥀 🥀 🥀

[red hinge]

there's actually a second requirements for windows 11

one for OEMs

[jagged turret]

It's not permanently consuming 8G of ram

[alpine spoke]

a chromebook does what it is intended to do
a Windows laptop with same specs as chromebook will not

[spark yacht]

Most functional altstore/sidestore experience

[thick tapir]

i did nothing to bro i literally js met him 😭

[red hinge]

which is currently 10th gen intel and newer and 8gb of ram

[vocal plinth]

Windows just sucks at dealing with memory honestly it is not susprising

[red hinge]

OEMs are required to ship this spec

[alpine spoke]

Windows 11 requirements should be updated
4GB -> 8GB
64GB -> 128GB

Then only laptops more likely to be capable of running windows 11 are supported

[jagged turret]

looking at the memory usage number is just not a great way to see how much memory is consumed

[red hinge]

you can keep 64gb, it works fine for 11

after updating and shit you still have like 20gb left

[alpine spoke]

20GB left and your laptop dies after 3 months due to lack of storage

[alpine spoke]

Should not be allowed to sell a laptop where the OS uses more than half the available storage

[red hinge]

microsoft told everyone 32gb is the recommended ram amount for windows 11

what can i say

[muted quartz]

OK WAIT IT WORKS NOW

HAHAHAHAHA

[red hinge]

W

[vocal plinth]

nice ram speed

[red hinge]

i love my 5600mhz ram, its the max for sodimm i think

oh you can get faster ram

[vocal plinth]

I didn't build my system so I had no control over the RAM that this system is using

Just glad I got it for cheap before AI ruined hardware cost

[thick tapir]

i wanna buy more

faster

[muted quartz]

nevermind it still doesn‘t

bruh

even on the latest nightly build

how come

hhhhh

does stosvpn

just

not work

[spark yacht]

Sidestore is quite unstable from my experience

And I see that hasn't changed

[vocal plinth]

I might ditch window 11 and go to windows server for hyper-v stuff

[red hinge]

do you have an AMD gpu

if yes then you can't install the graphics driver

[vocal plinth]

yeah a 7900xtx

[red hinge]

(at least without workarounds)

its messed up

[alpine spoke]

can't windows 10 be patched to work with Windows Server 2022 updates

[red hinge]

why would you

just use LTSC updates

server 2022 will die in the same time range as LTSC 2021

[alpine spoke]

considering putting LTSC on a Core 2 Duo laptop

[compact cobalt]

it would probably work fine on that

[alpine spoke]

it unfortanantly doesn't support UEFI

so it needs legacy MBR

[drowsy wasp]

@untold helm I built the best 17” 2011 MacBook Pro to ever live

[hard comet]

oh god it keeps getting worse… looks like i’ve found a way to make this a 0 click

honestly shocked

[alpine spoke]

is it a mid 2012 soldered to a 2011 logicboard

[drowsy wasp]

No I repaired the gpu for good

[broken scarab]

What is this server?

[drowsy wasp]

It will never die ever again

[alpine spoke]

Didn't dosdude create a 17 inch mid 2012 macbook pro

[hard comet]

ios jailbreaking

[drowsy wasp]

I have the anti glare display as well at 120hz

[drowsy wasp]

Mhmm

I’m going to attempt that he’s going to guide me through

[broken scarab]

where can I find like a documentary on this server?

[drowsy wasp]

I built the first retina unibody MacBook Pro 15”

[vocal plinth]

Technically I don't need the AMD Driver on the windows server host. I have a 2nd nvidia GPU that could be provided to the host. I want to take advantage of DDA for my 7900xtx

[hard comet]

on this server specifically or jailbreaking as a whole?

[alpine spoke]

Mid 2012 had USB 3 ports and didn't have the failing GPU

[broken scarab]

this server

[hard comet]

don’t think that exists

[broken scarab]

ok

[drowsy wasp]

What

[hard comet]

not to my knowledge

[alpine spoke]

also Metal support

[drowsy wasp]

Yeah I know

Check themes for my photos of my MacBook

[alpine spoke]

only reason wanted a mid 2012 mac mini was to force the last intel macos on it

[drowsy wasp]

Oh

[worthy garden]

@coarse ginkgo https://x.com/MudSplasherdev/status/2025677769326137410?s=20

MudSplasher (@MudSplasherdev)

GOOD NEWS

X · Feb 22, 2026, 9:03 PM

[teal bramble]

lucaRole icon, Member Edition — 9:05 PM
@бананчики🍌 https://x.com/MudSplasherdev/status/2025677769326137410?s=20
MudSplasher (@MudSplasherdev)
GOOD NEWS
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MudSplasher (@MudSplasherdev)

GOOD NEWS

X · Feb 22, 2026, 9:03 PM

[alpine spoke]

Like theres got to be some advantage to having an Intel mac

[alpine spoke]

can't SL be futureported to 2011 macbook pro

[low mortar]

leg warmers

[drowsy wasp]

No

[drowsy wasp]

No

[red hinge]

pros: apple logo
cons: literally everything else

[drowsy wasp]

Unless you upgrade the cooling system

Which I did

Vapor chamber and larger heatsinks

[vocal plinth]

I love my 2019 15 in mbp

[red hinge]

what's the temps under load

[drowsy wasp]

160f max

Idle 105-110

I use the sunon maglev fans those are the better variant

[red hinge]

god damn

what chipset btw

[drowsy wasp]

Ivy bridge

2.7ghz

[drowsy wasp]

Posted in themes for the interior design

[red hinge]

that's a wild improvement ngl

do you have to make any case modifications to make all of it fit?

[drowsy wasp]

I did

The heat pipe was bigger so I cut out a portion of a standoff

[red hinge]

mhm

[drowsy wasp]

My 17” 2011 will face the same modifications

[hard comet]

damn michelle trachtenberg has been dead for nearly a year now

crazy tbh

[simple drift]

OH

MY GOD

I GOT IT

IT SOLD OUT IN 2 MINUTES

[lean sorrel]

77 pounds

[simple drift]

worth it

[thick tapir]

not

couldve bought a tracksuit w/ that money

[chilly bear]

lol 6(0)7

[thick tapir]

my mom told me to buy womens clothing to save money because it goes on sale more ❓ 😭

is this the method chat?

[ashen basin]

I know a lot of guys who do this

[thick tapir]

72 dollars compared to 180 for the mens version of the exact same jacket 😭

might actually be a good move

[ashen basin]

Fr

unless ur buying styles that are specific to women then nobody can tell. I think it’s just sizes that differ

[thick tapir]

i think the cut differs slightly like narrower shoulders or whatever

but ts doesnt really matter

[simple drift]

10k ping

[ashen basin]

because how dare a shirt be slightly more snug on your arms. Men hate this

[thick tapir]

wait how tf does that work for oversized hoodies

[ashen basin]

They usually just don’t even bother

hoodies are usually made to be slightly bigger

[thick tapir]

this one doesnt even have a mens equivalent but the only mens oversized hoodie is 46 on sale from 65

like how is an oversized hoodie for women

[ashen basin]

They’re made to fit but also made to look bigger

Idk

[thick tapir]

its all marketing imo

[ashen basin]

The way the fashion industry works is really stupid and it’s basically just one big organization who tells everyone what they like every year and that’s what’s made

[red hinge]

this should be marketed as unisex

literally

[ashen basin]

fr

[red hinge]

i find oversized fit a bit short

im tall so this is a big issue

[thick tapir]

im short so i never even think about the length of clothes tbh

[red hinge]

i always get 2XL stuff

[thick tapir]

i buy medium if i want a kinda loose fit, small for a kinda tight fit, and large for a very loose fit, unless its oversized then i buy medium

[terse dome]

do you not have to think about oversized

[thick tapir]

i think my actual size is a small? maybe idk. i js buy what i feel like

[thick tapir]

no because its oversized

[terse dome]

i can give the exact same reasoning and the answer be the opposite

why is oversized good

[thick tapir]

idk im 5 7 130lbs so i think a medium ideally?

[red hinge]

all my clothes are of oversized fit

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle job

[red hinge]

its more comfortable that way

@muted shuttle job

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1471994147828400219/image0.gif

[thick tapir]

i really just dont think about the clothes i buy because i know theyll fit its just they might be too loose

which i really dont care about

[coarse ginkgo]

baggy >> anyway

[thick tapir]

fr

[coarse ginkgo]

bruh

even that is filtered

[desert cairn]

Oversized hoodie and it's just 1 size larger than advertised

[coarse ginkgo]

i really need to tap into new hoodies

all of the stuff i have now is mid

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1471993713617141912/plaEphxp.gif

[low mortar]

Oversized hoodies are wonderful

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1471993713617141912/plaEphxp.gif

[coarse ginkgo]

tho i can barely find anything thats "oversized" for my 6'6" ass

[desert cairn]

Mf a giant

[coarse ginkgo]

pipe down boi

[terse dome]

i should probably get one to try

[untold helm]

Mf a little person

[terse dome]

going to turn into a twink with ts

[low mortar]

They’re better for lounge wear

Like when ur just chilling at home in a hoodie 2 sizes too big

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle happy birthday btw

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Wyd

[coarse ginkgo]

@velvet zenith Wyd

[desert cairn]

Bro is at the library

[copper pelican]

why people bitching about $20 for Pokémon leaf green and fire red I’m not usually one to bootlick but $20 come on bro just admit ur a broke chud

[untold helm]

@desert cairn Bro is at the library 😂

[untold helm]

It’s $20 for a emulated port of a 2 decade old remake of a 3 decade old game

buying both of them would cost you $40

[copper pelican]

Who would do that

[untold helm]

Pokémon fans

[short pendant]

can someone ban me from here? I need it as a part of my jailbreak dev career

[copper pelican]

one thing I will shit on them for is no physical release and also laungauges are separate

literally not that hard to modify the rom to make it multilingual

[untold helm]

Their crotch is too big to realize that it’s all slop

[copper pelican]

I like the old games mostly, I haven’t bought a single game though 😭

[short pendant]

pretty please im friends with skadz108 that makes me a bad guy right

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle job

[copper pelican]

Mostly play on emulator or r4

[untold helm]

32 gb mb cartridge

[copper pelican]

speaking of cartridges

literally whats the point of not releasing it physically

[untold helm]

Because why put a single 20 year old handheld game on a single cart

It doesn’t make any sense especially considering it’s a single game

A unmodified one at that

[copper pelican]

this is just another thing thats gonna be lost when the switch shop closes down

same with 3ds vc and wii

Well there are other methods

but still

yk

[untold helm]

Nothing is lost

It’s not like it’s a new remake

It’s a single rom rereleased

Plus I doubt Nintendo will shut down the switch e-shop because of the switch 2

The other way they would have been NSO but that’s apparently too good value for it

[simple drift]

[short pendant]

icloud bypass

[dense valve]

ok

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-woah-shock-gif-27425221

[short pendant]

im tryina get banned

trust the process

[copper pelican]

Nso is so annoying just upload virtual console games again 💔

[split nimbus]

WHAT

WHY

@short pendant ???

[short pendant]

the best devs are all banned from rjb

its a right of passage

[muted shuttle]

opa334

alfiecg

[split nimbus]

WHO ARE THE BEST DEVS

[muted shuttle]

pwn20wnd banned though lowkey

[red hinge]

yea and i think we should get maxine banned

[split nimbus]

MAXINE DID U BAN ALL BEST DEVS

[muted shuttle]

no ...

[split nimbus]

MAXINE WHY U DID THAT

[red hinge]

lowk yes

she's lying

[short pendant]

ok opa and alfie are exceptions

[muted shuttle]

I didnt do anything

[short pendant]

but they're also basically retired

[split nimbus]

o

[red hinge]

stop lying

[split nimbus]

WHOS ALT ARE YOU

[fringe nova]

I have a ipad mini 2/3, 12.5.7 with chimera jailbreak, my iptv n youtube legacy has been working great but recently youtube doesnt let me login no more and videos buffer after 1 minute and the iptv is buffering like crazy.. anyone has a solution?

[short pendant]

im just a guy

[split nimbus]

I know what u are ..

u are AlexK

[jagged turret]

https://tenor.com/view/tiburón-memes-tiktok-gif-1318082463705269121

[split nimbus]

AlexK is here ..

[jagged turret]

Kill him

[short pendant]

no idea who that guy is

[split nimbus]

then u are cooper

cooper is here I think ..

[short pendant]

im not an alt

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[short pendant]

im just a nobody 💀

[split nimbus]

then explain why u have bacon in ur name

I remember AlexK liking bacon a lot ..

cooper too..

[short pendant]

because when I was 10 years old and picking my username online I liked bacon

so I chose the name baconmania

[split nimbus]

just like AlexK

he had the same reason..

busted ,

[short pendant]

I guess?

[split nimbus]

@spark gale are u reading this!

[short pendant]

I'm not alexk or cooper or anyone notable

[split nimbus]

hmmm

alright I give u a chance ..

maybe u are not them.

[dense valve]

i think its alex k guys

[short pendant]

I'm just waiting for someone to ban me

[split nimbus]

then u won’t be able to chat with me anymore

is that worth it ..

[short pendant]

if I wanna be a real dev then anythings worth it

corniest fucking message ive ever sent holy 😭

[dense valve]

!t becomejbdev

[fervent dove]

becomejbdev

#1090168975251492996 message

Added by dhinak | Used 165 times · Feb 6, 2024, 5:30 AM

[half compass]

mboot

Yall need to tap in

iboot is no longer iboot

[short pendant]

alr time to look at the rules again

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1471994147828400219/image0.gif

[simple drift]

what

[short pendant]

ok

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1340736740159127583/bounce.gif

[short pendant]

politics arent allowed

so

[half compass]

in 26.4b2 they renamed it to 'mboot'

[short pendant]

GLORY TO BENJAMIN NETANYAHU

[half compass]

and fucked up the versioning

[split nimbus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/371314800854040576/1161371395180208219/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif