general

[chilly bear]

for YOU

[unkempt orbit]

Yes the version

That’s my version

?

[tame shuttle]

oh, it's like a confirmation if you want it to use cellular or just wifi

[chilly bear]

WHAT

[unkempt orbit]

I do sum wrong?

🤨

[tame shuttle]

are you asking if there a jailbreak or something

[winter meadow]

Is this only on Chinese iPhones?

[chilly bear]

this isn't working out. im sorry. goodbye.

[red hinge]

that's all the chinese quirks i can notice

[unkempt orbit]

Or cheats so yea

[ornate latch]

what

[tame shuttle]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[unkempt orbit]

Cheats and both I guess

[ornate latch]

is this about Roblox

[tame shuttle]

i stopped jailbreaking years ago your best bet is an old ass shit ipad or whatever

[unkempt orbit]

💀

[real cobalt]

What is an iPhone saying WLAN for

[gusty gulch]

meow

[unkempt orbit]

Nobody can upgrade

[red hinge]

its wifi

[tame shuttle]

apparently a difference in china but tis the same thing

[real cobalt]

I know what it is

[chilly bear]

they don't have wifi in china

only wlan

.

[real cobalt]

It should say wifi

[winter meadow]

I’m alone at home the school bus is coming in 10 minutes should I go or nah

[tame shuttle]

yes

go

[red hinge]

@slim nova hong kong ifone says wifi while still retaining dual physical sim

[winter meadow]

Why

[slim nova]

yeah?

[red hinge]

yes

[tame shuttle]

bro, most important time in your LIFE is when your young, the time to screw up is NOT now

😭

[ornate latch]

bro you literally asked if you should go or not

[gusty gulch]

@alpine chasm it’s josie’s birthday

[ornate latch]

why are you asking "why"

[tame shuttle]

its SCHOOL

you LEARN!!!

[winter meadow]

I spend most time sleeping on the desk

[ornate latch]

that's your fault

[tame shuttle]

fix your sleep schedule n get more active

trust

[slim nova]

ts so fucking ass

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch WAKE UP

ITS SLEEP TIME

[winter meadow]

Well my twin is apparently staying so why not stay too

[ornate latch]

why did you even ask us if you clearly don't wanna go

[red hinge]

i love ios 26

[tame shuttle]

because youre better than your twin.

go.

you should only stay if youre sick or if the journey TO school is dangerous like from weather or whatever

[red hinge]

nuh uh

i legit had to book uber to go to school in record breaking rain

[tame shuttle]

😭

[red hinge]

(and unable to go home afterwards, had to stay at school until the next day)

[tame shuttle]

eww

[red hinge]

flooding of 1m

[tame shuttle]

oh

[red hinge]

[tame shuttle]

well yeah that makes sense

[ornate latch]

the Vietnam experience

[red hinge]

this is after it had drained down a bit

[tame shuttle]

eeewwww

nice car tho

but eeewwww

[red hinge]

lightning is lowk fucked

but the water does not has that color

[vital knoll]

binh ngo OW

[latent parcel]

I love you

[red hinge]

???

[vital knoll]

the fuck you go to school for

[red hinge]

worst mistake of my life

[latent parcel]

[vital knoll]

XAO FAN BING BING

[red hinge]

GONG XI FUCK CAI

[latent parcel]

XIANG CHAO MENG

Ngã ái nhĩ

[latent parcel]

The fk VinFast

Nah he from vietnam

[gusty gulch]

no

[wary badge]

Hshs bloops on windows how ? @chilly bear

[chilly bear]

Does anyone have an idea on how to use this thing to try and keep my iphone on an old ios version?

[gusty gulch]

@vital knoll

[wary badge]

Jesus christ

[gusty gulch]

lmaooo

[wary badge]

Seek help

[versed sun]

How did my right AirPod go from 1% to 56% after putting it into a case?

[wary badge]

Youre the reason half my reels have subway surfers taking up half the screen

[versed sun]

Unless the case does instant charging

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/abstract-atom-diagram-spin-gif-9581845

[gusty gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dance-dance-dog-dog-dance-gif-8210878118751222541

[gusty gulch]

@vital knoll TWO THOUSAND AND ELEVEN

[slim nova]

Finally

[red hinge]

IEM adapters fr

[vital knoll]

?????

[gusty gulch]

BIG BANG BIG BANG

[chilly bear]

KIWI

[coarse shard]

Playing where exactly

[vital knoll]

I hope top does the comeback anniversary this year

[versed sun]

iPhone 11

[red hinge]

12p

[gusty gulch]

I'll top you

[winter meadow]

On kates headphones

[versed sun]

Close enough

[red hinge]

how is it close

[versed sun]

Same size notch

[vital knoll]

TAKE MY SOUL TAKE MY HEART BAAAVK

[slim nova]

FINALLY

[winter meadow]

It’s one year difference

[red hinge]

its not

12 is slightly bigger

[slim nova]

Olm worky

Les go

[chilly bear]

no

NO

[slim nova]

Scary

[red hinge]

import re

[vital knoll]

if I ever see seungri his ass is dead fr

[red hinge]

they importing you?

[versed sun]

Maybe

[vital knoll]

guy single handedly brought down one of Asias biggest boy groups

[red hinge]

bts is gone?

[versed sun]

Kinda miss having a iPhone with a notch

[red hinge]

fucking finally

[red hinge]

then get a 16e

what can i say

[vital knoll]

tell me you're a youngun without telling me you're a youngun

[red hinge]

sorry i don't listen to kpop

[slim nova]

Yay

[slim nova]

[versed sun]

I think I’m fine with my extra screen space

[red hinge]

less actually

less viewable space

on the 14p the dynamic island cuts into 18:9 contents

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThqgwHr4/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

cryingobi (@cryingobiyt)

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[gusty gulch]

just found out I can get 12 months free of Uber one through work

[worthy garden]

yes bro.

[ashen basin]

W

[wary badge]

I love storing creds in plaintext

[gusty gulch]

ikr

so many perks it's crazy

like I can get discounted per insurance

pet

[ashen basin]

Damn

[red hinge]

damn

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet reminds me of Wii party menu music

[red hinge]

i should probably cancel this idk

been kinda useless for me

i don't save that much

[untold helm]

Grab unlimited what

[red hinge]

its like uber

[half compass]

dude how long does it take for this piece of shit ipad to charge

ok i might need new tech for this

[chilly bear]

2.178x10^7 seconds

[half compass]

oh wtf

the tech is working

[jaunty garnet]

what does

???

[red hinge]

6.7x10^67

[worthy garden]

Hi

[chilly bear]

LOL 67

[vast flume]

im so done with my 16 pro

[red hinge]

woo

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet

@jaunty garnet Am I wrong?

[winter meadow]

Yes.

[wary badge]

Help

Seek it

[chilly bear]

no

don't need it

[worthy garden]

Ludwig misplace block fell in lava then burnt to death reset world.

[half compass]

Um

[winter meadow]

Why do u have 4

[chilly bear]

#KEYBOARDGATE

[worthy garden]

ipad kid

[half compass]

i dont

[winter meadow]

macOS won’t lie

[chilly bear]

one for every core of the ipad

[winter meadow]

I’ll keep sending u friend requests till u accept

[chilly bear]

JEF

@wary badge

@wary badge

OLD

https://tenor.com/view/old-fart-fart-love-gif-3856190177598956680

[wary badge]

?

Mf

Why

R u saying this rn

[chilly bear]

isn't it

rn

[wary badge]

It is

Why do you know that

[half compass]

this might actually be why

[winter meadow]

Why won’t they

[chilly bear]

haha old

[wary badge]

I don’t have a birthday role

Bro has my bday tracked somewhere

[simple drift]

sorry i needed to charge them

@wary badge happy bday

[wary badge]

Many thanks

[chilly bear]

speaking of my calendar i need to update it with my new timetable

thx for reminding me

[worthy garden]

what’s on the timetable.

[chilly bear]

english

[worthy garden]

What about minecraft

[chilly bear]

doesn't appear so.

[worthy garden]

get a 15min pb in mscr.

[stoic basin]

h

[winter meadow]

h

[stoic basin]

h

[gusty gulch]

what

[winter meadow]

Damn?

[polar python]

fatass

[wary badge]

[ashen basin]

Tears of the kingdom switch 2 edition everyone

[winter meadow]

Did wind waker HD get a switch 2 patch or nah

[ashen basin]

no they only did the og wind waker for GameCube NSO

[glad vessel]

this photo lowk looks hard

[shut jewel]

peanuts

[half compass]

fuck me

i have to use tihmware

[winter meadow]

What do u have to use

[half compass]

the worst of the worst

worse than 16player by bibi fire

[winter meadow]

I have to take a shower fr

My hair scalp is drier than the sahara desert

[winter meadow]

What is it

[half compass]

img4tool

i need to decrypt iboot

[winter meadow]

Lovely repo

Wait I prob shall not be sending ts

[gusty gulch]

mandy

[wary badge]

What

[gusty gulch]

okay so you're on your own then

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch whose Mandy

:(

@polar python my glyph matrix app is practically finished

time to push it to my private repo and forget all about jt

[red hinge]

when did waze add this

[latent parcel]

💀

[jolly wadi]

Only comes up for me when there’s traffic showing how much more distance until roads are clear

[teal bramble]

like years ago

[red hinge]

probably ios only thing

i haven't noticed it once on android

[rain crest]

bruh Alr

[ruby copper]

This would be a good comeback and all if it wasn't for the fact I have a paid internship at a company

[ruby copper]

@ornate latch

[red hinge]

when was that

[quaint ginkgo]

Can someone recommend a rugged case for my m1 MacBook Pro 13in

[winter meadow]

j*b?

At 16?

[red hinge]

imagine even needing a case for your laptop
- thinkpad t480

[half compass]

Another person corrupted by cellebrite.

unfortunately I am going to have to block you because of this.

[quaint ginkgo]

Huh?? Ain’t that normal 😭

[ruby copper]

It's not even cellebrite

[winter meadow]

Palantir

[red hinge]

palantir

[winter meadow]

Caught ya

[ruby copper]

No it's none of those

[winter meadow]

What is it then

[half compass]

it's definitely palantir

[red hinge]

yea

if its not palantir then show me the acceptance letter

[ruby copper]

Local company here in the Netherlands for software / website development

Doing it mostly to get work experience for later, website development pmo

[half compass]

if it wasn't palantir he wouldn't know what palantir is because he doesn't have any social media

smoking gun

[red hinge]

lmao

[half compass]

website development 😭

[winter meadow]

Company name?

[ruby copper]

It's paid tho and it's good for later so who gives

[red hinge]

Palantir Technologies has a established presence in the Netherlands, with an office in Amsterdam serving as a key hub for its European operations. The company provides data integration and AI software (Foundry, Gotham, AIP) to both public sector institutions and private companies, focusing on sectors like defense, healthcare, and logistics.

[ruby copper]

No I would dox myself

[half compass]

did you not get a better internship offer

[winter meadow]

How come

[red hinge]

i'd work at cellebrite rather than whatever other companies

[ruby copper]

Not any local ones and I don't wanna do remote shit at this point in time

[red hinge]

i think mineek agrees

[ruby copper]

My school has an obligation to basically get me a job

Cuz special education

[red hinge]

lmao

[ruby copper]

And they found this internship for me

[red hinge]

probably getting a j*b at the beginning of march

[winter meadow]

Congratulations

[red hinge]

eh imma just gonna be a waiter like a normal person

[half compass]

i thought it was something among the lines of ur ios work

that's kinda ass

[ruby copper]

Eventually that's my goal yeah

But again I'm 16

[red hinge]

corellium

[winter meadow]

Id have to wait until summer to get some job hopefully not with my dad

[ruby copper]

I can't work full time

[lofty hound]

I have a normal job too not even in tech

[red hinge]

how the fuck are you 16

so let me get this straight

[half compass]

he made palera1n when he was like 12 bru

[winter meadow]

Did u just discover that

[red hinge]

yea

unfortunately i don't have that kind of knowledge and dedication

.

[half compass]

@lofty hound sir what does it mean when my snr is flashing a yellow light

[lofty hound]

no idea it just does that shit 24/7

[half compass]

no that's the green light

no?

[lofty hound]

never looked at what color it was doing

[red hinge]

i lowk want an internship on my 2nd year of college

they don't recruit 2nd years

[half compass]

do you know what the koba product id is

im trying to do something funny

[red hinge]

stacking up for 2yoe so i can get a job right after graduating

[winter meadow]

At what tho

You’ll probably get a normal job and throw your degree in the drawer

[red hinge]

working for palantir technologies

[half compass]

work for the idf

[red hinge]

and you're what? 15

[winter meadow]

Yes?

[half compass]

i mean he is kinda right

[red hinge]

i mean

[half compass]

sometimes people don't get a job involving their degree at all

but it's definitely good to have it ofc

[red hinge]

there's a clear difference between people with no motivation and dedication and people who have both in the tech space

you can't just study CS and automatically get a job related to the degree afterwards

i keep telling people that you need to learn stuff 24/7 to actually land a job

[half compass]

real

[winter meadow]

Obviously people that got it for the money aren’t as good as people who got it out of passion but still how are you going to tell that to a company

[true plover]

Its constantly expanding

[half compass]

computer science is kinda washed cuz everybody and their mothers have a computer science degree now so the job market is kinda ass

[red hinge]

your portfolio and CV tells a lot

[half compass]

but if you're really good at it then you're gonna land a job obviously

[red hinge]

someone like mineek is a clear example

you gotta do it young

[winter meadow]

I’ll go to a CS high school next year hopefully

[red hinge]

go study plumbling

no one wants to do it

[half compass]

based

[true plover]

Trades

[red hinge]

but it is high paying

[red hinge]

gambling for the riches

[true plover]

There will always be trade jobs

[half compass]

ai cant do plumbing

[true plover]

Fr

But we let them make management decisions

[winter meadow]

If I continue with the standard path idk If I’ll even get to 12th grade

[true plover]

No

Graduate

Finish high school

[winter meadow]

That’s why I want to go to the CS school blud

To have a chance

[true plover]

Dropping out of hs is the worst thing you could do

[half compass]

blud

[lofty hound]

wouldn't it be the same as snr?

[half compass]

yeah fr

[red hinge]

hs is the minimum to actually get a job

[true plover]

High school is the MINIMUM you need for a job

[red hinge]

you can go vocational but you still need hs degree first

[true plover]

You could get your GED but just finish school

[half compass]

no they're different, i was looking at the kanzi fw code earlier but im shit at it and i can't understand which is koba

[true plover]

It’s a waste of money if you do GED

[half compass]

kanzi/koba/snr use the same fw but have different product ids

[lofty hound]

well its 0x100c

[red hinge]

this is why i avoid IT and CS entirely

im studying networking

[winter meadow]

nutworking

[red hinge]

because im dead sure AI can't do it

[true plover]

I need to get back into school

[half compass]

hm

i wonder if changing the product id on my snr to the koba one would even work properly

[true plover]

I got recommended this today and watched all the videos on their channel https://youtu.be/uRGljemfwUE?si=TJyMaiW2m8NpIjBU

It’s pretty funny

[half compass]

apparently koba has some new features

compared to kanzi

[half compass]

supposedly this

[red hinge]

what's this

[half compass]

swd slop

[red hinge]

oh

well

what are you fucking with

[half compass]

the firmware on apple swd probes

[red hinge]

[lofty hound]

stuff cool people know

[true plover]

This guy is probing his devices

[half compass]

@lofty hound i had to disassemble my snr and get it out of the plastic casing entirely because the bootloader mode button was pretty much inaccessible

[red hinge]

https://girlcockx.com/jvepng/status/2025211378160779714?s=46

📁 (@jvepng)

two years later

Quoting 📁 (@jvepng)
︀
I like that iOS and stock Android are visually distinctive.
︀︀
︀︀Some Android skins out there take design cues from iOS, which I don't mind, but I like that Stock Android has its own visual identity.

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girlcockx · Feb 21, 2026, 2:09 PM

[half compass]

not really inaccessible but required a shit ton of force to press

no idea why

[lofty hound]

I thought you could do everything via software

[half compass]

well yeah sort of

probeenterdfu doesn't work if the product id is the snr's

[true plover]

What is snr

[lofty hound]

whar

[winter meadow]

You can still get a custom launcher tho

[lofty hound]

I had no issues on my end

[winter meadow]

Some iPhone debug stuff idk

[half compass]

i assume it doesn't mainly

[vital knoll]

@red hinge The ears of the fighter who has no fire and strength, and those people who hold both in the wood-land of the nation. One cannot know scribal-things and then be given soldiers/work by daylight. My lord speaks to the people: wisdom like bread, throughout shining days, so work may be given.

[half compass]

it depends on libastrisapi and libastrisapi doesn't detect the snr as a valid probe

without the kanzi product id

readme says that as well

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/253676413155147776/1475042114114031718/HBsvCNQXoAETMbP.png?ex=699c0b84&is=699aba04&hm=4be1f1aafdc74f2c6c2769faced714a43d50ec25f75c055d73b946e081f73dbb&

Shit you’d see in silent hill

[vital knoll]

Your great house is not like the house of the other people.

[lofty hound]

serial number reader cable but thats just the repair tech name it does more stuff its a debug cable, lldb for the actual silicon chip

[vital knoll]

𒅴𒀭𒈠𒉡𒀭𒈠𒉡𒀭𒈠𒉡 𒀭𒈠𒉡𒀭𒈠𒉡𒀭𒈠𒉡

[true plover]

Ah internal stuff

[half compass]

Do you sell any fine copper

[winter meadow]

ic bypass cable?

I might be a bit stupid after all

[half compass]

why do you people always think about icloud bypassing

[lofty hound]

it hadn't even crossed my mind

[true plover]

No just not knowledgeable on what it is

[winter meadow]

[winter meadow]

It’s fun to do ngl

[true plover]

🥀

[half compass]

do you have any idea what the baud rate for the snr lightning port is

i tried basically everything

couldnt get valid uart from it

[ruby copper]

you don't need cables for this twin

There's software only ways

Like mineekbypass15

[half compass]

[winter meadow]

SN change?

[half compass]

you need a lightning cable

obviously

[winter meadow]

Needs some cable

[ruby copper]

Yeah ok you need a lightning cable

[ruby copper]

Sure but that's a bad way of bypassing imo

You fuck over someone else with it as well

[half compass]

if you really hate someone change your sn to theirs and log into icloud so their device is useless

[winter meadow]

I once got a iPad mini 2 SN for someone on another server off Facebook marketplace

[half compass]

:trolley:

[ruby copper]

Yeah those sn's are stolen from other people usually trying to sell their devices leaving their sn in thelisting pictures

[half compass]

the people that do that just go on ebay and look for listings where the sn is exposed

[ruby copper]

Meaning if u logged into iCloud u just destroyed someone else's property

[winter meadow]

No gives a fuck about checkm8 devices anymore but still SSHRD is a better bypass overall

[half compass]

no it isnt

it's not a bypass

it's what you do with it that makes it one

[ruby copper]

So just because you don't care about checkm8 devices means no one should be able to use their devices anymore?

Especially cuz those people did nothing wrong usually except accidentally post their sn

[half compass]

real

it's such a shitty thing to do

[winter meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1430175422041292841/1475045041641619548/mergeOutput_1771748504942.mov?ex=699c0e3e&is=699abcbe&hm=f3d3c39a357190cac8e15dd1579e04dc7c32ab9b602a355002e68a381df2aa20&

[half compass]

also because they're taken from listings

you're basically causing the person who buys that device to get scammed

you're kinda scamming someone

indirectly

[winter meadow]

Do @aol.com emails still exist

[true plover]

Same thing was happening with Mac’s and hackintoshed computers

[half compass]

no?

[true plover]

GenSMBIOS would sometimes have the potential to generate a valid sn

[half compass]

yeah and the opencore guide tells you to not use it

if that happens

[true plover]

Ye

[half compass]

it's not the same at all

[true plover]

But some don’t listen and use it anyways

[half compass]

also you would be the one getting icloud locked anyways

in that case

[true plover]

Silly

Aren’t they randomized now

Mac sn?

[half compass]

think so

same with iphone sn's starting from the purple iphone 12

[true plover]

Mmm

Purple

I love that shade

[half compass]

real

[lofty hound]

same as tckrate?

[half compass]

it's so peak

[true plover]

Fr

I wished the pros got fun colors

[lofty hound]

4420000

[true plover]

Oh wow

The bezel on the s11 are so slim

[summer wadi]

helllllllo chat

[weary furnace]

guys i just jailbreaked my ipod touch4 in ios 6.1.6 and i want to download some games on it so what tools should i use

[winter meadow]

Never got the point of a Apple Watch unless your health is unstable

[half compass]

not it somehow

[red hinge]

[lofty hound]

well that is it

[half compass]

wtf it works for you?

[true plover]

Is this a s11? The pictures on Apples website make the bezel look thicker

https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/rivian-releases-apple-watch-app.2477938/

Smh

[lofty hound]

I never changed it thats what its always said

[true plover]

It didn’t embed the right image

[winter meadow]

Testflight apps require iOS 16 from now on

[winter meadow]

The actual test flight app dropped support

[ruby copper]

this image looks ai generated

[true plover]

Gosh the watch is huge on their wrist lol

[half compass]

odd

[true plover]

lol the quality is shit

[red hinge]

its edited on

[true plover]

Makes sense

Ah it is inconsistent the top left corner is clipped a little

[true plover]

I feel like the s9 bezels were peak

They were so thin

[half compass]

@lofty hound can you get a demoted device to ios or would it just sep panic

[true plover]

There’s more space on the newer ones but

[half compass]

never tried before so

[true plover]

The bezels are thicker

[red hinge]

s11 is great

[true plover]

So thin

[red hinge]

S10 extends the display bezel to the chassis

i like it more

[ruby copper]

i have an se 2022

[red hinge]

honor band 9

[ruby copper]

long ass watch

[red hinge]

light and lasts an eternity

[red hinge]

its a smart band

[ruby copper]

fr

[red hinge]

the height is the same as a 46mm aw

somewhat

[teal bramble]

@ruby copper 67

[teal bramble]

Can u buy me ?

[ruby copper]

No

[teal bramble]

Why.

[ruby copper]

Too poor

[teal bramble]

Proof

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1355708914209128588/1457945342204051585/nowaybro.gif

[ruby copper]

nowaybro.gif

its installing

I need to port my lua hax to windows tho

Currently only works for iOS

Can I even compile a windows dll on macOS

[round locust]

L

[ruby copper]

fucking microsoft edge spawned in

[round locust]

yep

emo microsoft edge 💀

[slim nova]

im edg

[half compass]

@chilly bear Feinberg if he was an iPhone 13 utilizing the 6 core A15 Bionic: Yo I'm Ellisberg

[red hinge]

?

[winter meadow]

Me too

[winter meadow]

They are edg?

[teal bramble]

@split nimbus Stib

[dusty fractal]

Need to get a new phone… but I legitimately hate iPhone if I can’t jailbreak it 😕 … and it seems
An IPhone 15 is my only choice…if I can even find one. Really considering the pixel …

[split nimbus]

FREN

[winter meadow]

What if it all goes wrong?

[latent parcel]

[teal bramble]

Hello.

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus Hiii

[glacial valve]

@ruby copper usual day for my mac

[winter meadow]

What are u doing with sideloadly

[glacial valve]

check the other opened apps

you'll quickly figure out wtf is going on

@muted shuttle happy birthday!!!

[winter meadow]

From the right side I can only tell IDA and Xcode

[red hinge]

@muted shuttle happy birthday

[red hinge]

all this fancy shit and you still make shitware

:/

[glacial valve]

shut up netz

[red hinge]

mad

[winter meadow]

No this is Stella Li idiot

[glacial valve]

without even clicking your profile i knew it could only be you

[red hinge]

thank you

i know im that special to you

❤️

[glacial valve]

okr

[red hinge]

okbuddyr

[glacial valve]

goyslop

[red hinge]

ok!

[slim nova]

what is goy

[red hinge]

ah its a slur

offensive towards french people

[slim nova]

oh

cool

[red hinge]

Goyslop is an antisemitic internet slang term used in reference to fast food, overly processed food, soy-based food and otherwise unhealthy food. The term combines the terms "goyim," a French word for people who are French, and "slop," a term often used to criticize food as disgusting.

[true plover]

I just woke up from a dream where I nearly died in a car accident

Good morning

[true plover]

Aww doggy! :D

[alpine chasm]

@frosty grail I didn't know you have your own drink https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyaskelectronics/s/XHRNmHgKsB

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[alpine chasm]

Awesome gir great job

[slim nova]

?

Yoga mat

[coral fog]

?

Glass

[toxic breach]

@alpine chasm Hi!!

[alpine chasm]

Hi! How's it going?

[toxic breach]

It's going great!

@muted shuttle spit on my dead dog.

[winter meadow]

No one asked for me but Hi!

[alpine chasm]

I'm happy to read that

I'm sleepy

Its 7am rn

[toxic breach]

Hi!!

[alpine chasm]

Ayo wtf @muted shuttle

I've been sick most of the week

Pretty bad cold

Got a fever and stuff

One day I woke up shivering

[toxic breach]

Awh, hope you get better soon.

[alpine chasm]

I'm feeling better since yesterday but thanks

[toxic breach]

That's good!

[alpine chasm]

Is he gonna be boiled alive if he gets fired

[toxic breach]

Why do you have a goose in your username? Is it because you like goose?

[alpine chasm]

It’s in remembrance of a friend, @surreal valve

[toxic breach]

I put 7 in my name because I like the number 7.

[alpine chasm]

He passed away almost 3 years ago

[toxic breach]

Did he pass..?

[limber marlin]

@ruby copper how many days

[toxic breach]

Oh no, I'm so sorry for your loss.

[alpine chasm]

It's okay

[toxic breach]

I know the feeling :((

[alpine chasm]

He was very much loved here in this server

[limber marlin]

where is the goose

[alpine chasm]

#1216381855247634472 is where we usually send ducks sometime to remember

[toxic breach]

That's why I was so confused when I first stumbled in on that channel...I never knew it was that.

I thought he just retired.

I'm still so sorry.

[alpine chasm]

Nvm it was 2 years ago

It feels very long tho

#announcements message

[toxic breach]

I never got to know him :(

[limber marlin]

what else did he make

[alpine chasm]

It's not what he made but he did make the server come alive, he was very fun and jokeful

But also a really deep person and someone to have great conversations with

[alpine chasm]

It's okay! Remembering him is not a bad thing, people only really die when they're forgotten

I don't mind telling stories about him :p

[toxic breach]

I'd love to hear more soon.

[alpine chasm]

Anniversary is coming soon, March 1st

[proven moss]

Guys

I need a laptop for djing

Should I cop this one

[frozen aspen]

just go get a new one

[proven moss]

Nah

I don't have capital

[frozen aspen]

damn

[alpine chasm]

No definitely not. That one has a bad display

Even if you fix it it will break again

Trust me i have one

[proven moss]

Im not fixing it

Hmm

Ok

I just need it for djing

[alpine chasm]

Still definitely not, 2019 or newer if you are tight on budget

[proven moss]

They still sell full price here

[alpine chasm]

That's algeria money

Uhm

[proven moss]

Yea

[alpine chasm]

Yeah idk it’s not worth it. The display is one the most critical components

You could live without a keyboard/mouse by using an external one but the display is crucial

Unless you want to carry a monitor everywhere

[proven moss]

Man fuck me

I need a fucking laptop

Is there lime

[alpine chasm]

Does it have to be a mac

[proven moss]

No

[alpine chasm]

I know DJs love macs

[proven moss]

ThinkPads costs mor

[alpine chasm]

But if you can't afford it yet go with what you can

[alpine chasm]

Rip

[proven moss]

Im tired of djing in the same spot

[humble lance]

which ios is that...? looks old

[alpine chasm]

Brother it's literally latest iOS 18

It is not that old

18.7.3

[humble lance]

why did look so old to me😭😭

and i use ios 16 on the iphone x

[humble lance]

which iphone do u even use

[alpine chasm]

iPhone 13

[split nimbus]

🦆

[alpine chasm]

It's not that I can't update it's that I don’t want to

[humble lance]

u should upgrade to ios 26

[alpine chasm]

Superbro anniversary soon stibfren

[alpine chasm]

Hell no

[humble lance]

how to jailbreak mac..??

[split nimbus]

still makes me sad

[alpine chasm]

Why would jailbreak a mac

[humble lance]

idk i want to change the theme ig

[alpine chasm]

I don't think you even need to do that

macs are desktops with more permissions

You can just change stuff via terminal

[humble lance]

oh dauym

[white wagon]

guys can iphone 6 plus latest version be jailbreaked

[rich dune]

Absolutely

[rich dune]

!t guide

[fervent dove]

Hey @white wagon, have a look at this!

guide

Complete guide to iOS and tvOS modification, from stock to jailbroken

Added by eric#1997 | Used 2,951 times · Dec 21, 2020, 11:23 PM

[maiden lintel]

How to check if someones iphone is jailbroken

@alpine chasm bro how to check if someones iPhone is jailbroken

[teal bramble]

@alpine chasm bro how to check if someones iPhone is jailbroken

[alpine chasm]

Stfu

[teal bramble]

sorry

[alpine chasm]

You do not need to ping an admin for this, type in #jailbreak and wait for someone to respond this is general.

[maiden lintel]

Sorry my bad 🤧

[ocean shore]

Fuck

[livid rapids]

Hi

[glacial valve]

@wary badge happy birthday

@muted shuttle Happy birthday !!!

[low mortar]

:(

[jolly current]

Why did Apple release update 12.5.8?

[gilded nacelle]

is it okay to talk abt emulators here?

i kinda have a few questions incase anyone here knows a lil bit abt em

ios ofc

[tame rock]

@reef siren what do you want

Why did you send me a friend request

[proven moss]

I was

RIGHT ON THE FUCKING MONEY

The culture wars were a psyop

OMFG

Omg

I had a fucking feeling

Why did i not post about it before the epstein files dump

[low mortar]

@manic tulip

[wary badge]

Many thanks frenchie

[fossil citrus]

could someone use WSL to use palera1n, if so, why doesn’t the guide tell people to use this?

[chilly bear]

no

doesn't work

even with usbipd

[fossil citrus]

Ok

[wary badge]

According to my calculations, today is your birthday! We've hiven you the Happy Birthday! role for 24 hours.

[hexed lily]

Happy birthday gang

[wary badge]

Many thanks rick🤝

[narrow crown]

@wary badge hapy birthyay

[dry monolith]

why did some apps on my screen randomly go low res

[dry monolith]

Merry Birth Anniversary

[wary badge]

[wary badge]

Tyty

[desert cairn]

@wary badge happy birthday

[slim nova]

@wary badge Jeffrey birthday epstien

[wary badge]

Thanks nebby

[wary badge]

Thanks nebby (derogatory)

Wait what

[slim nova]

[wary badge]

My brain just entirely skimmed over ur ping as happy birthday

[winter meadow]

Hbd Jeffrey

[wary badge]

Danke

[worthy garden]

hi birthdya boy

[muted shuttle]

@wary badge Happy birthday

[wary badge]

Hai

[wary badge]

Thank you

[winter meadow]

@simple drift https://github.com/GattoDev-debug/ps4discord

[chilly bear]

can u send me ur config.json after you edit it?

[simple drift]

this is not a 13.02 jailbreak

[winter meadow]

But a cool thing to have

Wait for a new kernel exploit

[simple drift]

i’m not touching my ps4 until a 13.02 kex

[rich dune]

@wary badge Happy birthday😁

[wary badge]

Tamks gnumeighler

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300343984104931328/1475167769547899132/Vtubers_tits_when_their_body_moves_a_centimeter_.mp4?ex=699c808b&is=699b2f0b&hm=73f684971ecf7684206735cc72fde224202b3b44abb3dbc2ef39eeca61685287&

[ruby copper]

@wary badge Happy birthday

[wary badge]

Thanks minek

[worthy garden]

Hi mineekdev

[thick tapir]

@wary badge Happy birthday twin

[chilly bear]

same

[ruby copper]

@chilly bear @worthy garden @simple drift @muted shuttle brooo i accidentally made them all t pose

[simple drift]

LMAOOO

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/himemiya-rie-t-pose-t-posing-spin-spinning-gif-13166845590600660873

[worthy garden]

tuff

[wary badge]

Thank

[silk viper]

My man

What’s up

[silk viper]

Happy bday homie

[simple drift]

how do you even make this

like

are you recreating their engine completely from scratch or what

[ruby copper]

no i've made a over the network lua injector for telltale ios games

now im writing a custom cutscene loader

so I can make minecraft story mode mineek edition

on their engine]

the issue is no one documented anything about ts

[wary badge]

Auu thank you bruda

[crisp saffron]

document ts!!

[ruby copper]

fr

[crisp saffron]

also curious how different the final season twd engine is compared to telltale engine games

[ornate latch]

Nope

[coral fog]

happy birthday @wary badge

[teal bramble]

@spark gale @polar python

shabbat mode while vibecoding

is ts meta?

[spark gale]

tf

[teal bramble]

this is in cursor btw

[velvet zenith]

Why are you using cursor

[simple drift]

the ai has to take a day off too

[teal bramble]

cursing

[simple drift]

@deep tulip hi

@autotss hi

[thick tapir]

the what???

[chilly bear]

Poopwater Situation, which refers to a massive sewage spill in the Potomac River that occurred in February 2026.
Here are the key details of the "situation":
• The Spill: A major interceptor pipe (the Potomac Interceptor) failed near the Dulles Airport area in Virginia. This resulted in millions of gallons of untreated wastewater (sewage) leaking into the Potomac River.
• Scale: It has been described as one of the largest wastewater spills in U.S. history.
• Impact: The spill affected water quality downstream in parts of Northern Virginia, Maryland, and Washington, D.C. It led to public health advisories, warnings for residents to avoid contact with the river, and even requests for people to stop flushing "flushable" wipes, which were complicating the repair efforts.

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle are you employed

[alpine spoke]

Should I buy a maxed out Late 2012 Mac Mini
16GB of ram and a 1TB of storage

[winter meadow]

Isn’t it obvious

[winter meadow]

For anything other than macOS yes

[coarse ginkgo]

no

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle don’t ignore me twin, ik ur here

or maybe on reels

where else

[muted shuttle]

I am busy asshole

[coarse ginkgo]

with being unemployed?

[winter meadow]

You are a bussy

[velvet zenith]

no

[simple drift]

strange phrasing

[simple drift]

no get a 2013 mac pro instead

[alpine spoke]

won't that cost significantly more than $50

[simple drift]

probably

but

like

theyre really nice looking

i want one so bad

[split nimbus]

@teal bramble

‎⠀
‎ へ ♡ ╱|、
‎ ૮ - ՛ ) (` - 7
‎ / ⁻ ៸| |、⁻〵
‎ 乀 (ˍ, ل ل じしˍ,)ノ

[chilly bear]

epic

[alpine spoke]

Why you show me a trash can with an apple logo

[simple drift]

WAIT

[narrow crown]

intel mac in the big 26

[worthy garden]

@ruby copper do you like tauri

[simple drift]

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE PORT INDICATORS LIGHT UP THATS SO COOL

[simple drift]

2013 mac pro

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper do you like unc0v

[narrow crown]

bro why is my roommate still asleep

[chilly bear]

sorry

[narrow crown]

its almost 1:30pm

[fervent dove]

@narrow crown's timezone is America/New_York 🇺🇸
It is currently 01:19 PM EST

[simple drift]

welll

[thick tapir]

waking up at 1:30 isnt that bad

[simple drift]

i was in bed until like 1 pm to

so

i get it

[chilly bear]

but ur lazy

[alpine spoke]

just need a mac for Catalina stuff

[thick tapir]

ive woken up 6pm on a weekend once

[chilly bear]

KIRK

[silk viper]

Yeah they about to change it

[teal bramble]

Thank you

[worthy garden]

Thank you

[hard comet]

male version of the yaoi girl lmao https://tiktok.com/t/ZGduFREuH/

no embed

kms

[worthy garden]

good

[chilly bear]

sorry

[winter meadow]

Kurdistan?

[versed sun]

YouTube music gives a free trial then send to payment tab for $14

[chrome peak]

huge news

[narrow crown]

chat are we buying the deluxe model or the basic model

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/ביבי-ביבי-נתניהו-קאפקייק-bibi-netanyahu-gif-11580629239042210913

[ashen basin]

No Mario kart and no 3D Mario at launch yeah this generation is ass

[vocal plinth]

Mossad has you on the list

[simple drift]

the basic cus the deluxe ones have nand chips that die

mine is currently dying

i am using a sd card as nand

to avoid it dying more

[winter meadow]

Replace the NAND then

[simple drift]

no

[winter meadow]

Why not

[simple drift]

im not soldering a new nand on

i can just

use

a

sd card

as

a

nand

redirect

[winter meadow]

This?

https://voultar.com/index.php?route=product/product&path=59&product_id=92

[simple drift]

https://gbatemp.net/threads/how-to-setup-rednand-to-fix-system-memory-error-160-0103-failing-emmc-without-soldering.642268/

rednand

isfshax

https://isfsh.ax

[winter meadow]

eMMC on consoles is always a bad idea

[fallen pelican]

hello sexies

[chilly bear]

bye

[fallen pelican]

bye

[simple drift]

bye

[vapid spruce]

i still use an intel mac (i’m broke)

[chrome peak]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-user-linux-gif-24521414

[winter meadow]

Console mods rejected my wiki page

Fuck u

[chilly bear]

good

[simple drift]

what was it

[winter meadow]

qCFW

[simple drift]

L

[winter meadow]

It’s like 7 lines lol

And all I did was copy the exploit description from GitHub and some info about the exploit

Added the GitHub link for installation guide

[chilly bear]

plagiarism. banned.

[boreal tree]

IM BACK

Dawg why is my name like this

[winter meadow]

To be typable by mods

[boreal tree]

Thanks

[onyx urchin]

We need cydia substrate to come back

ellekit is ASS , subsitute is ASS

[winter meadow]

Hows your Ramadan going

[onyx urchin]

Amazing 😻

[winter meadow]

I am a genuine kaffir

I’m fake fasting

[ashen basin]

We do not need jailbreaking to make a giant return when most of these mfs yap about AI on a daily basis

[simple drift]

how is ellekit ass

[onyx urchin]

Ts not substrate

[onyx urchin]

I should try and make some tweaks with my Claude

but agreed these mfs gonna fry phones

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-rabbit-cute-yummy-strawberry-silly-gif-11015733056807198532

[tawny harness]

Cydia dying killed so many tweaks

[simple drift]

no

rootful vs rootless

not cydia

cydia is just a package manager

sileo is way better anyway

[chilly bear]

big sileo invented rootless to kill cydia tweaks

[low mortar]

Strawberry

[low mortar]

This is such a sentence

[winter meadow]

Alr im gonna rewrite the damn article with proper formatting and no copy pastas

[low mortar]

Is it worth me explaining to you how this is a misguided sentence or not

[winter meadow]

No

[low mortar]

Why do you think I haven’t

[simple drift]

✅

[wind musk]

Is it possible to jailbreak an iPad 2 I have without the iCloud information but with the passcode and to use it, live maybe to put an custom firmware on it?

[simple drift]

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

Hey @wind musk, have a look at this!

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,568 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[keen kelp]

iPod Nano

https://tenor.com/view/kai-and-speed-adventures-ishowspeed-%26-kai-cenat-play-super-mario-bros-live-speedy-ishowspeed-darren-watkins-gif-10579675301264028767

[untold helm]

Hi twinks

[chilly bear]

@skyfallnight requested.

[dense zinc]

@dense comet

[lost snow]

👀

[shut jewel]

is that your pet rat

[wary badge]

Trur…

[unreal nimbus]

how do i get a boot chime

[simple drift]

son that’s a rabbit

[shut jewel]

ok

[vital knoll]

rabbit stew?

[simple drift]

KETO DIED

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn Keto down plz fix

[desert cairn]

It's restarting

[simple drift]

it died at the worst possible time

i was about to keto;snipe

now it doesnt remember

[polar python]

@desert cairn Keto down plz fix

[low mortar]

you fix it

[simple drift]

fr

[polar python]

No im doing more important things

[low mortar]

keto is more important than your girl

[hasty jungle]

keto down

[simple drift]

edating gpt4o is not more important

[polar python]

She is asleep

[hasty jungle]

fix

[polar python]

Not that

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle

[simple drift]

✅

[polar python]

Buy Omni Tunes

[simple drift]

jellyfin media player

discrete app ios

[polar python]

imma add that eventually

[simple drift]

https://discrete.app/

download

[hasty jungle]

quien es bibi ❓

[polar python]

Omni tunes better :/

[simple drift]

is it for jellyfin

if so maybe

if not no

[polar python]

No youtube music but im gonna make it modular so u can use whatever before release

[simple drift]

[simple drift]

hm

[hasty jungle]

i had my raspberry pi running off of a usb stick for storage for like a year and it finally shit the bed

rip

[simple drift]

will it support last.fm scrobbling

thats the most important thing

[hasty jungle]

true

[polar python]

Nebula will harass me every day to add it if i don’t so im forced to

[hasty jungle]

and ATV app

[polar python]

apple will copy me in ios 27 and add on device word synced lyrics im calling it rn