general

[simple drift]

europeans

[cyan current]

Any debloat aps?

I have new battery

[low mortar]

people who want to download porn

[toxic whale]

you could also take it to an apple store to get looked at, probably not a hardware issue but they can probably tell you why it's slow

[low mortar]

https://x.com/altstoreio/status/2016967954731090391?s=46

AltStore.io (@altstoreio)

Introducing our newest app for AltStore PAL — CSAM Store Checker 🔎

Given the rise of child sexual abuse material on certain iOS apps, we’ve built a tool that allows users to see whether CSAM is accessible through any apps on a given marketplace.

https://t.co/ezEn91fDPr

X · Jan 29, 2026, 8:13 PM

also this app

[toxic whale]

@low mortar nvm its prob just bc you're low on space

[low mortar]

nice

[jaunty garnet]

???

epstein app?

[winter meadow]

Google search assist

[toxic whale]

Gemini is the only AI I actually trust to give accurate information

Still should cross reference its response but it's the most reliable in my experience

[low mortar]

the questionable thing is altstore host a porn app which use a service that used to have a terrible child porn problem

[winter meadow]

I usually use Claude with web search for stuff like this

[thick tapir]

why the fuck do i get all the job opportunities after im employed 😭

[low mortar]

it do be like this

[toxic whale]

it's easier to get a new job when you already have one

[untold helm]

Okay glue pizza

[grave night]

I may just be naive here but I don’t see how this helps anyone except people with bad intentions

[low mortar]

I honeslty dont see the point either

its just fucking weird

I know why Riley did it

but its dumb and stupid

[grave night]

Everyone laughed at the will smith spaghetti video and look what we have now

[thick tapir]

literally spent 3 months finding a job at walmart and my dads offering me to do some work for his company + got a metal fab willing to let me do sum work 😭

[grave night]

?

[toxic whale]

The EpStore

[low mortar]

One of the arguments that Apple gave in court is that sideloading would open the floodgates for inappropriate material on Apple devices

And App Store Review is an important step in keeping bad stuff off of devices

[hard comet]

opus just told me "i dont feel like building that" and has started to refuse to comply to whatever i tell it

have we reached agi

[low mortar]

But now we have Grok on the app store generating child porn

[cyan current]

I asked chatgpt and he recommended some apps to increase battery life

🥲

[low mortar]

chatgpt lied to you

[winter meadow]

Grok shall be terminated from all platforms

[toxic whale]

https://downloadmoreram.com

[winter meadow]

Doesn’t it have a NSFW generation mode

[narrow crown]

can we crucify elon musk

[untold helm]

No cuz he ain’t no Jesus

[hard comet]

perhaps itd involve automating the login flow and other stuff somewhere else but ive literally made it do worse stuff than that

[cyan current]

Where is this world going that I have to talk to the computer

[toxic whale]

The only practical use I have for ChatGPT is creating Tampermonkey scripts and JS bookmarklets that work well despite being written with spaghetti code

[simple drift]

why do you know this

[hard comet]

nfr finally figured out why my apple music app sounded so bad on my phone, i had that stupid auto volume feature on

thought i was crazy for half a year

[low mortar]

1: Pornhub almost completely shut down because of it. The resolution was all creators had to be manually verified. It was a huge thing in the news
2: AltStore / Riley marketed the fuck out of it. They were so proud of themselves for having the first porn app on an app store

[hard comet]

uhh wasnt that like years ago?

not saying its fine but yk

[narrow crown]

do you really need the fucking pornhub app

[hard comet]

true

[narrow crown]

go to safari gooner

[low mortar]

the pornhub stuff was ages ago yeah

but the altstore porn app was pretty recent

because, altstore pal is still fairly new

[hard comet]

i see, thought so

[thick tapir]

its faster than the website

[terse dome]

huhh i mean i dont know a lot about the app so i did a quick search and it seems like it's cydia like i.e. you can add your own sources?

[winter meadow]

Add to Home Screen

Easy

[hard comet]

cant imagine many people actually use altstore pal tbh... but riley has made 10k a month from patreon for as long as i can think so who knows

[thick tapir]

who the fuck is adding pornhub to their home screen

[low mortar]

its how you get fortnite in the eu

[untold helm]

Hot tub has existed for years on jailbroken devices tho

[worthy garden]

Yes i do

[winter meadow]

Who the fuck is getting a porn app on their phone

[thick tapir]

everyone

[hard comet]

prejac

[untold helm]

Jayy probably

[hard comet]

[copper tendon]

i thought this was pretty known

[thick tapir]

also helpful for notifications i gotta keep up to date

[hard comet]

dawg what

[low mortar]

I thought it was only a problem at like 98%

😭

[toxic whale]

I chalked it up to SSD AIDS

[narrow crown]

ok i might be a hypocrite i have reddit

[low mortar]

I didn't realise it happened that early on

[copper tendon]

i always thought it was 10

[thick tapir]

what

[worthy garden]

@winter meadow how do i get the pornhub.ipa

[copper tendon]

or well, 90% full

[low mortar]

70-80% seems really early on

[winter meadow]

Then twitter counts also as a porn app

[low mortar]

it bascially is

[terse dome]

you're telling me i've been having slower speeds all this time ⁉️

[copper tendon]

it does indeed

dog

[winter meadow]

Ask @ornate latch idk

[copper tendon]

bros gonna fill the remainder of that and come here asking why he bootlooped lmao

[terse dome]

i have done, multiple times

[low mortar]

hehe

[copper tendon]

😭

[untold helm]

Depends how you use the app

[copper tendon]

why is system data taking up 100gb here

[terse dome]

this is what it looks like when i really try hard to clean up

but there just isnt much i can clean

[simple drift]

mf proud of porn

[copper tendon]

i swear cleaning system data is actually impossible

[low mortar]

Not really

[copper tendon]

where do you clean it tho

[terse dome]

i regularly clean my system data

[low mortar]

System is just anything that doesnt fit into Apples preset categories

[terse dome]

homebrew is a big one atleast for me

[simple drift]

rm -r ~/Library/Caches

[low mortar]

^^^

[copper tendon]

ok but where is my 500gb of system data coming from

how do you clear homebrew

[low mortar]

brew cleanup

[copper tendon]

i know its possible

yea that

[low mortar]

will clear caches

[simple drift]

brew cleanup

[terse dome]

i usually do a brew cleanup --prune=all

[worthy garden]

@ornate latch

[simple drift]

that

[copper tendon]

well that didnt do much

[simple drift]

12 WHOLE megabytes bro that’s like 10 floppy discs wdym

that’s so much

[low mortar]

woah

[narrow crown]

i saved like halfa gigabyte with brew cleanup

[low mortar]

adding prune all found 3gb extra

[copper tendon]

how do i clear out xcode bs

i swear xcode caches are taking up like 400gb of data

[narrow crown]

dam i really do need a external ssd

for all my media library

fuhhh

[simple drift]

OH MY GOD??

[copper tendon]

goated

[low mortar]

~/Library/Developer/Xcode/DerivedData

[terse dome]

i need an external hdd the amount of data i want to horde is not enough for a ssd

[low mortar]

thats ur build caches

[untold helm]

sudo rm rf ./ —no-preserve-root my beloved

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/discussingfilm/status/2024534164947574863?s=46

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

First look at Woody’s balding ass head in ‘TOY STORY 5’

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 19, 2026, 5:18 PM

[simple drift]

i want a m2 pro mbp

[copper tendon]

well it didnt do much for me

[simple drift]

14in

[low mortar]

neat

[copper tendon]

rm -rf ~/Library/Developer/Xcode/DerivedData

[low mortar]

theres also iOS DeviceSupport in the Xcode folder

and you can delete any debug symbols you dont need anymore

[winter meadow]

Can we ban vague questions from discord at all

[terse dome]

sparse file size calculations pmo

[copper tendon]

what if i sudo rm -rf ~/Library

[simple drift]

ok

[ashen basin]

Bruh this cities skylines graphics “update” is insane

[simple drift]

how do i clear 47gb of system data

that is the question

[terse dome]

all your apps act like you're on a new user account

[copper tendon]

fuck

[low mortar]

ur basically deleting ur home account

other than desktop downloads documents

[narrow crown]

looks like they fixed their traffic congestion problem

[ashen basin]

lol

[terse dome]

everytime i look at my folders i want to give up cleaning up

[simple drift]

guh

that is not my system data

[untold helm]

Ps5 game to ps4 game

[copper tendon]

😭

[simple drift]

where is this 40gb

[winter meadow]

It looks more realistic ngl

[ashen basin]

More ps3

[copper tendon]

is /Library/Caches also cleanable

[untold helm]

Yeah (responding to @ashen basin)

[simple drift]

do i have to pirate cleanmymac to clear this shit again

[simple drift]

itll probably be empty

[ashen basin]

This guy

[copper tendon]

cleanmymacx is so fucked

do not use that

use daisydisk

[low mortar]

mostly

[simple drift]

it worked last time

[copper tendon]

daisydisk is so goated

[simple drift]

no

[jagged turret]

ncdu users

[narrow crown]

how can i storagemaxx ignore my 300gb of videos

[copper tendon]

ur broke

i wouldnt even install cleanmymacx

its such a large bloated program that leaves so much behind

[jagged turret]

I wouldn't even install daisydisk

[copper tendon]

i dont really anymore

cleanmymacx is like if there was a windows app that was a registry cleaner, antivirus, disk cleaner in 1

absolutely useless

[simple drift]

diskdoctor from the app store used to be decent

[jagged turret]

3 malware in one

a steal

[untold helm]

7z

[narrow crown]

yeah but if i want to watch them i have to fucking unzip...

[simple drift]

ok i found daisydisk on that one russian website

[narrow crown]

thank you russian hackers

[copper tendon]

bros pirating an antivirus

[narrow crown]

i love you russian hackers

[copper tendon]

malwarebytes cracked edition

[simple drift]

im not paying

[simple drift]

disk cleaner

[copper tendon]

would you guys install mcafee, norton, malwarebytes, bitdefender, avast, and avg on 1 windows pc

[simple drift]

yes

dont forget company managed sophos

[untold helm]

If your okay quality loss maybe re-encode with like Av1, mkv or h265 idk

[copper tendon]

i kinda wanna attempt that in a vm

and see how many resources it would use up

if you had every antivirus program installed

[narrow crown]

the humble handbrake:

i actually forgor about this

[thick tapir]

i still feel so fucking disgusted that i was throwing up through my nose last night

genuinely one of the worst feelings ever

[copper tendon]

arent you the guy who was saying drunk driving wasnt bad?

[thick tapir]

i was NOT being serious when i said that 😭

[simple drift]

h265 re-encode at 85% quality and delete all the audio tracks you dont care for

lemme show my settings hang on

[untold helm]

h265 fuckers when you try opening it in something that isn’t vlc

[narrow crown]

why would i ever open it in something other than vlc

[copper tendon]

oh apple is being sued by vest virgina

[simple drift]

iina

[simple drift]

is what i do usually i tihnk

[copper tendon]

iina for me just doesnt open everything

so i just use vlc still

[low mortar]

its so weird to me that quicktime still freaks the fuck out

[simple drift]

ive managed to shrink a video from 60gb to 6gb once

sooooooo

and it looked good

!

[untold helm]

Also lower the source framerate to match the movies fps if it hasn’t alwready

[simple drift]

true

[jagged turret]

mkv isn't a codec, maybe you meant h264 though in that list? Or vp9

[copper tendon]

someone needs to make an app that can play a video file that's compressed. whenever you start the video it decompresses it, then recompresses the part you just watched

so its constantly decompressing/recompressing the video

[untold helm]

Yh

[jagged turret]

Lmfao

[untold helm]

I love containers fucking up knowledge of media files

[copper tendon]

that + handbrake

[jagged turret]

So like digital video but for vinyl fans so it continually degrades when you play it?

[copper tendon]

you could have a 8k movie that takes up 1gb of space

[simple drift]

squeeze the audio down to 256kbps aac if you dont care that much

even tho thatll only take up like

[terse dome]

what benefit is there to recompression

[simple drift]

2gb

[terse dome]

other than trolling

[untold helm]

(And down to 2 channels if you don’t have any surround hardware to play it on)

[copper tendon]

if you only have like 2gb of free space you cant decompress the entire video, then play it

you have to continually decompress then recompress so you dont hit the 2gb limit

[jagged turret]

Wait was this not a joke

[copper tendon]

it was

[copper tendon]

but i still want it to happen lol

[jagged turret]

OK good

[simple drift]

i usually keep the 5.1 anyway

[terse dome]

well 1. there's RAM and 2. that's just called streaming decompression

[simple drift]

i do plan on getting 5 speakers at some point

[untold helm]

RAM

[untold helm]

.1

Soundbar

[copper tendon]

what if you only have 1gb of ram total

and like 2gb of free disk space

[simple drift]

ok ill see how much this is when its done

[terse dome]

then you can just decompress 3gb in ram + swap

[simple drift]

input file was 27gb

[terse dome]

and discard the decompressed bits once they're no longer needed

no need to recompress anything

[copper tendon]

what if you have swap disabled

[terse dome]

then just stream in 1gb

[simple drift]

i love that they put the eta and completion % in the icon

[copper tendon]

we need an h.266

[simple drift]

fr

but like

browsers actually support it

[terse dome]

that already exists

[copper tendon]

damn it does i just checked

we need everyone to use that

fuck h.264 and h.265

[jagged turret]

https://x.com/i/status/2024311654562054498

Ikcatcher (@ikcatcher)

The Ace Combat subreddit can't be real bruh

X · Feb 19, 2026, 2:34 AM

[copper tendon]

also how the fuck are windows isos 5gb but a macos ipsw is 15gb

[worthy garden]

@chilly bear Shut up

[copper tendon]

is apple just not compressing ipsw files

[jagged turret]

windows downloads a lot from the internet I believe

it's not a complete image of an installed OS

[copper tendon]

how though

[untold helm]

no

[copper tendon]

you arent even connected to the internet

[untold helm]

I’ve set up windows offline

[copper tendon]

you can get to the desktop completely offline

[simple drift]

also macos has all the x86 stuff as well as arm stuff

[jagged turret]

Last time I installed it forces you to but I don't know

[copper tendon]

to be fair, so does windows arm but those are still like 6gb

[copper tendon]

home does, pro and enterprise dont

[simple drift]

hm

[copper tendon]

also it mainly forces you so you use a microsoft account

not to download the rest of the os

[simple drift]

its the whole os in the windows iso

[terse dome]

ipsw files are quite literally zip files

they are almost by definition compressed

and so are the dmgs the ipsws contain

[copper tendon]

Ok but how is Microsoft’s compression so good then

How is an entire windows iso 5gb

When you finish installing windows your disk is like at 25gb

Their compress must be dog

[simple drift]

they use winrar bro

trust

[terse dome]

hm ok actually not sure they use any actual compression on the dmgs

i guess they have AEAs but they arent as good as dmg compression

what is apple doing

also macos releases contain firmware components for every device that supports it so

[simple drift]

arent ipsws universal across all apple silicon macs

[terse dome]

yes

but also consider the fact that windows has to support every windows running device under the sun

[copper tendon]

^

Like it just doesn’t make sense

How are windows isos 3x smaller

[untold helm]

Most drivers are downloaded online

Like I had to connect to the internet to get my Haswell igpu to get a proper accelerated driver

[terse dome]

well atleast enough to get the device up and running i guess

not sure the amount of driver files would meaningfully contribute to the 7 gigabyte discrepancy though

[copper tendon]

Yea but think about it, Apple only needs a hand full of drivers. Windows has so many drivers included out of the box for all the hardware

Even though you have drivers downloaded from online, there is probably more physical space used for all the drivers in windows

[terse dome]

@copper tendon apparently microsoft just uses regular old DEFLATE and LZX in their CAB and MSI files so it really should be no different to macOS IPSW files

[copper tendon]

See that’s what I’m saying

Like how is it possible

Fully loaded on a fresh system for both they both take up like ~25gb

How the fuck is Microsoft’s iso 3x smaller

I’d argue fully loaded windows takes up even more sometimes

[ornate latch]

Shit urself

[terse dome]

the intriguing thing is that InstallAssistants also exist for macOS which just use full OTA files but they're still 12GB so it's not even necessarily the dmg compression at fault

[ornate latch]

Ok

[quiet egret]

Wrong person srry

@pkkf

Bruh

[quiet egret]

sorry bro

[untold helm]

Ipsw aren’t full installers I don’t think either

[worthy garden]

Send me the porkhub ipa

[ornate latch]

https://cia.gov

Here bro

[untold helm]

Wtf why does it say I’m banned

[worthy garden]

thank you

[terse dome]

i believe they require an internet connection as opposed to windows installers yes

[dense valve]

help

[wicked surge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9Z3o9BIWAPg?si=Fv0K4jv16KZW9iXG

[thorn plinth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273435860569952350/1474126555537080430/togif.gif?ex=6998b6d6&is=69976556&hm=80e204d4f23cabcd819258970d0710b2a38f88f52bdd3d63e96b8a5771d55205&

[coarse ginkgo]

yo @muted shuttle, did you get hired

[red hinge]

some files are deployed and generated after the initial deployment

and .wim uses LZX by default

.esd uses a better (but slower) algorithm

[copper tendon]

Yea but that doesn’t account for 3x smaller

[coarse wedge]

because pros are then too small like i want something medium sized like the air or xs max/8 plus

those are ideal sizes

[red hinge]

it does

a normal install through LZX is already 2.2x smaller

[coarse wedge]

like

i dont wannt have a miniature device nor do i want to have a phablet

[red hinge]

how do you think i did this then

[coarse wedge]

i wanna have smth medium

[red hinge]

iphone air

[coarse wedge]

air is shit

really shit

[red hinge]

it is mid sized though

[coarse wedge]

dont sit well for me

[red hinge]

smaller than the pro max, bigger than the pro

[coarse wedge]

too thin and i have tourettes

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

Ban scammer please

[red hinge]

@muted shuttle

Ban shadow please

[velvet zenith]

🎉

[grave sandal]

its like the iphone 6, it bends easily tho

[copper tendon]

Ipsw files are compressed though

[red hinge]

it literally doesn't but fair

[coarse wedge]

i would accidentaly get a muscle spasm and then it would fly out of my hand like a failed soap flip

[copper tendon]

That’s versus uncompressed

[copper tendon]

This isn’t even usable

[ashen basin]

Returning my Govee sync box 2 lmfaoooo shit product fr

[red hinge]

it is

[copper tendon]

Also I wanna see actual storage used

Pull up file explorer

[red hinge]

i mean, barely

[coarse wedge]

why did they abandon the plus line

they werent as thick

[copper tendon]

Because it didn’t sell

[red hinge]

not even accounting the files generated after install

[coarse wedge]

fuck selling

i want what i want

[red hinge]

(the plus has the same size as the pro max)

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688124711145701393/1456823211533537400/togif.gif

[coarse wedge]

not that thick which makes the screen reachable with hands ideally

but an insanely thick phone with that screen size which is impossible to hold? nah

either only thick or big but not that thick nor thin like the air

those two factors combined lead to a catastrophe

[red hinge]

i mean you're gonna hate it but the 16 plus is actually a little taller than the 16 pro max, and thickness is the same, like exact same

not accounting for camera bump

[simple drift]

bed desk

[copper tendon]

That’s iOS tho

I’m comparing Mac ipsw files to windows isos

[red hinge]

ah right

my bad

didn't read

[coarse wedge]

bullshit it felt thinner in my hands

[red hinge]

i mean, actual measurements never lie

did you do the measurements

with a caliper

[copper tendon]

No him saying it felt thinner is a scientific measurement

[red hinge]

oh okay it is slightly thinner

"slightly"

[coarse wedge]

dawg i cant do that in a store

they gon throw me out

i saw a security guard with a beretta on his belt at the apple resseler store yesterday

[thick tapir]

i love having zofran fuck throwing up 🙏

[red hinge]

no one is gonna ban you for bringing a caliper

[thick tapir]

why isnt this shit otc i should be able to buy this for like flu or whatever

[red hinge]

also the 17 pro is impressively thinner

(camera bump)

[coarse wedge]

huh

the aluminum chassis looks bloated as shit

impossible

[red hinge]

because it is slightly thicker

but less camera bump

a thick phone is a good phone

fuck bumps

[copper tendon]

Are apples measurements for thinness for the air based on its thickest point or thinnest

[red hinge]

thinnest obv

[coarse wedge]

which site to you compare these on

[red hinge]

https://www.phonearena.com/phones/size/

[coarse wedge]

fun fact : you just need to break off the top one fifth of an iphone air to kill it completely

its brains are in that camera bump

[copper tendon]

Yea

[coarse wedge]

the rest which you are holding is the battery

spread across the chassis

[thick tapir]

i think if you broke the top fifth of any phone youd kill it

js saying

[copper tendon]

I mean if you break 1/5 of any phone I’m pretty sure you’d also kill it lol

[coarse wedge]

but like

sever everything from the battery clean

[copper tendon]

I honestly don’t understand why they put the A19 Pro in that bitch

It literally just performs the same as the normal A19 because of the thermal restraints lol

[thick tapir]

a19 pro isnt even powerful enough

[red hinge]

because well, technical flex

[copper tendon]

Yea but it performs on par with the normal 17

IMO that’s misleading

[red hinge]

tell me why this shit even exist at all

[coarse wedge]

imagine a base 17 plus

[copper tendon]

Saying it had a better chip than the base phone and claiming the performance is better

No one wants a 17 plus

[thick tapir]

ppl who travel and like movies

[copper tendon]

Get the pro max

[red hinge]

it is still A19 Pro, and it will perform better under ideal conditions

[thick tapir]

i would watch hella movies if i had a trifold

[copper tendon]

It actually makes sense more than a normal foldable

[red hinge]

you can make the same arguments with any other chips

[copper tendon]

Yes if both phones are in a freezer the air will out perform

[red hinge]

like man, A9 is shit because it doesn't provide the same benchmark scores under the sun

benchmarks are relative

[thick tapir]

some people live in the arctic vro

[remote tinsel]

ye

[copper tendon]

The tri fold phones are sick

[remote tinsel]

bro*

[coarse wedge]

comparing an xs max with a 15pm

[thick tapir]

*vro

[copper tendon]

I would buy one if they didn’t cost an arm and a leg

[remote tinsel]

same

[red hinge]

same size to me

[red hinge]

its actually available*

[copper tendon]

Once Apple introduces the fold I’ll cop it

[coarse wedge]

xs was much sleeker

[red hinge]

its a limited run with only 10000 models

[copper tendon]

Yea you could still cop one

[thick tapir]

also why the fuck is the asterisk after the correction

who does that

[red hinge]

me

[copper tendon]

Me

[thick tapir]

quit lying to me

[copper tendon]

Where do you put it, before? lol

[thick tapir]

yes?

[copper tendon]

Ok brother

[remote tinsel]

lots of people, actually

[remote tinsel]

ew

[thick tapir]

nobody does

quit playing

[remote tinsel]

we arent tho

[thick tapir]

why the fuck would it go after

you people are actually lying theres no way

[copper tendon]

The 1 person who’s different is calling all 3 of us liars

[simple drift]

@narrow crown this shrunk it from 27gb to 17gb

also i set the frame rate to 24fps cuz thats what the movies at just incase

[remote tinsel]

Because if you have an askerisk after a word, then you can add a sentence that has one askerisk before the first word of the proceeding sentence

[thick tapir]

the 1 person who's normal

[thick tapir]

what

[copper tendon]

No, the one person who’s abnormal

[simple drift]

10gb saved

[remote tinsel]

epic

WAIT HOW IS IT SO BIGLY

[remote tinsel]

yes

[remote tinsel]

Something like this*

*Now you understand

[thick tapir]

i refuse to believe you

[remote tinsel]

""less common""

[thick tapir]

i have never seen someone do that in my entire life

[remote tinsel]

Well I never seen anyone use it before a word

pretty sure you're in the minority

[thick tapir]

literally like 99.9% of people vro

[remote tinsel]

bro*

[thick tapir]

thats not even a correction if i said what i meant js saying lil vro

[remote tinsel]

little bro**

[simple drift]

movie files are big

i have 4k movies that are like 60gb

[remote tinsel]

what are you watching it in, 2160p?

[simple drift]

that’s 1080p

[remote tinsel]

that's stupid

[simple drift]

and re encoded

[remote tinsel]

no?

[thick tapir]

not really 4k is nice

[simple drift]

that’s how much storage movies take up

[simple drift]

yes

high bitrate

so it actually looks good

i rip my own blurays

blurays can hold 25-100gb

@remote tinsel just because its a high resolution doesnt mean itll have a high bitrate

it can be 4k and look like shit

[bold dove]

Hello

[remote tinsel]

hey

[ashen basin]

I love streaming 60GB movies

[bold dove]

Do you know how to get iOS beta versions on iPod touch 7th generation

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[bold dove]

I meant the official way

Like apple website?

I’ve tried it

[jaunty garnet]

???

[bold dove]

But when I was about to install the profile it gave me an error message saying that the profile was expired

[bold dove]

Are you a member of Channel Ramble’s discord server?

[jaunty garnet]

no

[bold dove]

I left that server a couple months ago and I want to go back

[bold dove]

Do you know anyone

[jaunty garnet]

no

[bold dove]

Oh

It’s okay

I hope the bot doesn’t kick me out for mentioning another server

[thick tapir]

my grandma follows like 10 accounts on facebook and 2 of them are kevin gates and pcmag ❓ 😭

[narrow crown]

what

[thick tapir]

shes in her 70s theres no way shes out here listening to kevin gates

[copper tendon]

i hate electron

[remote tinsel]

who are those two

[thick tapir]

rapper and a tech news publishing company

kevin gates is big cuz he got 2 phones

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773263392701153366/1471994147828400219/image0.gif

[pine swift]

Is trollstore on ios 18 working?

[toxic whale]

no and it never will

What does chat think about this SSD https://www.amazon.com/SSK-External-Thunderbolt-Portable-Indicator/dp/B0FZJQV7YK/

[bold dove]

Uhh guys

[toxic whale]

It's the cheapest 4TB SSD I can find with 4000MB/s speeds

[bold dove]

Can anyone give me the link to tech talkers

Channel Ramble’s server?

[chrome peak]

no

https://tenor.com/view/raymond-animal-crossing-new-leaf-new-horizons-tony-hawk-gif-17246818

[unkempt kindle]

why

[toxic whale]

bc the dev said so

[unkempt kindle]

can I downgrade somehow?

[toxic whale]

what device

[unkempt kindle]

iphone 11

[toxic whale]

no

[unkempt kindle]

I have an iphone 7+ too

[toxic whale]

the 7+ maybe

[unkempt kindle]

ohh

[fervent dove]

canidowngrade

Looking to downgrade your device? Check if you can below.

Unsigned firmwares
If you're trying to downgrade to an unsigned version of iOS, you will need to meet specific requirements in order to downgrade.

These requirements include having a Jailbroken device, [Blobs](#bot-commands message), and being in the SEP/BB range of downgrading. (If you're on A11 or below the jailbreak requirement isn't needed, additionally, TrollNonce can be used on 15.0 - 15.5b4).

If you meet these specific requirements, check out [FutureRestore](#bot-commands message)

Signed Firmwares
You can fortunately downgrade to a signed iOS version, you can use iTunes / Finder, or iDeviceRestore with a signed version from https://ipsw.me/ or AppleDB (includes beta and RC firmwares).

Legacy
For legacy Devices, please ask in legacy and Legacy Jailbreak if you need help.

Useful links: iOS 14/15 upgrades/downgrades, Other iOS upgrades/downgrades, and Guide to saving blobs

Added by Night#1337 | Used 539 times · Jan 13, 2022, 11:21 PM

[unkempt kindle]

okk

[split nimbus]

@unkempt kindle @toxic whale hi

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shower-soggy-silly-gif-12006438314781232868

[toxic whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cache-cache-cat-side-cat-quoi-what-gif-5790729593365418161

gm

[sour jacinth]

guh

i didnt sleep at all last night I was jailbreaking the entire day

anyone got a spodify music playlist downloader to mp3

im individually hand getting each mp3 and i have like 500 more

[untold helm]

Most of those download shit from YouTube

Which means eh quality, even some cases you would get the music video version instead

[sour jacinth]

WHY IS FRCOAL HERE|

i legit got a random repo

and it was frcoal

[fallen pelican]

hu

[sour jacinth]

and I installed the theme

its so tuff

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle

[ruby copper]

Fr

She ignored me yesterday

And today

[tame rock]

Are the servers to download the other episodes still even up?

[split nimbus]

maybe something is wrong fren..

[ruby copper]

No she's just having fun with her Ewaste

[split nimbus]

we need to check on maxine

[sour jacinth]

guh

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-cat-cat-car-meow-explosion-gif-13527070362113797677

[ruby copper]

No

[split nimbus]

GUH?

[sour jacinth]

GUUHHH.

[tame rock]

Damn are they archived for iOS?

[ruby copper]

Yes

[tame rock]

Oh shit yay

[sour jacinth]

wait what

minecraft story mode for ios

is it like a ipa or something

[ruby copper]

No

[tame rock]

It was on the AppStore

Before telltale shut down

[sour jacinth]

"was"

[ruby copper]

My video showed me being autistic with it yesterday
I made it possible to load arbritrary Lua code into the games engine and then managed to get the debug menu working :D

[untold helm]

I should make a tweak to change the textures

[tame rock]

Yooooo fire

[tame rock]

Chapter 2 was also on the AppStore

[ruby copper]

I still got the game on my Apple ID from back in the day

[hard comet]

https://tiktok.com/t/ZGdu8PusD/

no gir?

sad

[tame rock]

I was not as lucky but even if I did it would’ve been wiped like every other game I owned

Hell it took 7 years to get Flappy Fighter back

5 to get Q*bert’s save data back

[sour jacinth]

tf is flappy fighter

[narrow crown]

this is how i originally played it btw

[ruby copper]

On iOS?

[narrow crown]

yes

[silk viper]

Guys i got pulled over by iraqi police and i don’t have an iraqi license I showed them my us one they rejected it

I was like wtf

But the car is registered to my name so they couldn’t do anything

[muted shuttle]

Wtf

Cheating...

[silk viper]

[sour jacinth]

i found this

https://www.mcsmmegathread.org

yeah I found them

[red hinge]

knew it

[spark yacht]

Bro how??

I was trying to do it to fix the atrocious resolution

[sour jacinth]

gyogiyfifytifytgiyfgifuy

[coarse ginkgo]

real shit homie

[hard comet]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/RdKiXMAY5I

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[hard comet]

tbt my ex gf getting mad at me cuz i wouldn’t like her instagram story of them abusing elephants lmao

kinda crazy that that was the only time i can remember where we were “fighting”

[abstract tundra]

Insane

[hard comet]

i literally told her my thought on it before and she just didn’t give a shit and ended up whining about me not liking an instagram story 🫩🫩

god why did i stay

we cannot be real

ig you gotta learn that lesson the hard way

[ashen basin]

Apple needs to fix the weird ass bouncy glitch that happens sometimes

[abstract tundra]

Yea seems like

Valid opinion whatsoever

[polar python]

Dont get me started on ts bro

How did they even do this

26.4 still no fix

[ashen basin]

It’s SO annoying

every single time I use Apple Music shit glitches tf out

They really added all this shit into the app and didn’t think “hmmm this is kinda broken”

[polar python]

its a swift ui bug it happens in every app that uses zoom transitions

[ashen basin]

True

Its honestly the only major bug I care about

[hard comet]

istg apple music has got to be untested on macos tahoe

it’s so bad

[ashen basin]

I don’t even use Apple Music on my computer tbh

[hard comet]

don’t bother tbh it’s so bad, i don’t know how they’ve managed to make it run worse than electron spotify

[ashen basin]

It’s always been horrible

[hard comet]

and the ui is just wrong or bugged

[ashen basin]

I hate how the library layout is too

why is it not consistent with ios at all

[hard comet]

same

and why can i not do command f to search all of apple music everywhere??

[hard comet]

real

also just give us a way to switch from iphone to mac, spotify has it for everything, it can’t be that hard

[simple drift]

which one

[simple drift]

OHHHHHHHHH

I KNOW WYM

[ashen basin]

Go on Apple Music and when you click on something in your library then go back out and scroll, shit becomes bouncy

[simple drift]

ts

[ashen basin]

Yeah

[gusty hedge]

I’m

[sour jacinth]

it jiggles

[polar python]

Ok

[sour jacinth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/sybau-fih-wsw8j-S4qKcWkW7aiCez0Ha2

fih 🥀

[wary badge]

My coworker currently describing his contributions to Jailbreakme

No idea i was working w a legend all this time

[thick tapir]

my coworker js found a bong and a crack pipe

[narrow crown]

take the bong leave the crack pipe

[wary badge]

Why does my fucking win11 desktop just let me sign in to my profile and then its just a gray screen

I can pull up task manager but nothing else

I fucking hate microsoft

I might actually do the thing and just main a linux distro im so sick of windows

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Ban scammer please

[thick tapir]

they were both in a box together + a customer reported it to management already so not really worth getting fired for

[crisp saffron]

I’ll never forget when they built a portal between Dublin and New York and they had to remove it because people were acting up😭

[fossil citrus]

has anyone opened carbon on a tesla yet

i could lowk do that one day

[thick tapir]

also i am not down bad like that either

[fossil citrus]

[raven pine]

youtube comments pt 2

[stoic basin]

what evil language is that

[raven pine]

this was posted on a song btw

[raven pine]

wdym

[stoic basin]

Prevedi na hrvatski

[raven pine]

croatian

[stoic basin]

odgovora

[raven pine]

🇭🇷

[stoic basin]

the slavic languages were always quite perplexing

to me at least

[raven pine]

they make sense if you learn the perspectives

[stoic basin]

guess ive never really tried

[ashen basin]

They really thought people would be wholesome with it 😭

[ivory violet]

Full Stack, AI & Mobile Developer | 9+ Years Shipping Real Products

I build production ready AI systems not demos focused on automation, scale, and real ROI.
My work has reduced manual effort by 30–90% across finance, healthcare, and recruitment, including a successful SaaS project used by real customers in production.

My expertise covers:

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• Mobile Engineering : Flutter, React Native, Expo, Flutter, Swift, Android, iOS, Kotlin, Dart, Cognito, scalable cross-platform architecture
• Full-Stack & Infra : Python/JS/TS, Next.js/Vue/FastAPI, Docker, AWS, n8n/Zapier/Make
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If you’re building a startup, internal tooling, or a wild idea you actually want shipped in 2026, please feel free to reach out to me.🤝

[real cobalt]

@velvet zenith I JS SAW AN INSTAGRAM POST SAYING POKIMANE WENT TO UR COLLEGE

[real cobalt]

NOBODY WANT U

[real cobalt]

SERBO CROATIAN LANGUAGES ARE EASY

RUSSIAN IS VERY HARD

[jaunty garnet]

clanker.

[velvet zenith]

dude

Ive seen the post 3 fucking times already

I already knew this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[real cobalt]

LOL

U WONT BELIEVE WHO WENT TO MY HIGH SCHOOL THOUGH

I WONT SAY IT HERE CUZ THERES SOME WEIRDOS

[velvet zenith]

specific club ?

or dm doesnt matter idc

[wanton finch]

can someone here please test my new cydia repo

[hidden oracle]

good morning everyone

[real cobalt]

SUP

[wanton finch]

ummmm it’s 7:28 pm for me

[hidden oracle]

yeah it's 428 for me its ok

[wanton finch]

ok

anyways who wants to test my cydia repo

[hidden oracle]

i would but my ipad turned off so i have to rejb it

[wanton finch]

how long will it take for it to charge

[hidden oracle]

its been afk for a few weeks so probably like 20 mins if i had to guess

[wanton finch]

alr

[hidden oracle]

its an old one, ipad pro 10.5in

[wanton finch]

cool

[simple drift]

https://x.com/LeminLimez/status/2024173339602751563

LeminLimez (@LeminLimez)

I have gotten iOS 26.4 functionality working with Nugget! In addition, it appears that theres no longer a 10 descriptors limit!

▶ Play video

X · Feb 18, 2026, 5:25 PM

w speed

https://x.com/vxfemboy/status/2024095945244234122

zoa (@vxfemboy)

we got google at home

X · Feb 18, 2026, 12:17 PM

[dense valve]

@carmine elk @chilly bear

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTh43HNuj/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

vanillaisamazing (@vanillaisamazing)

❤️ 232.3K 💬 6.7K 🔁 72.7K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Jan 1, 2026, 9:48 AM

[ashen basin]

The tablet in Toy Story 5 runs macOS 💀

[dense valve]

Good thing it's zsh

[chilly bear]

[wanton finch]

finished charging?

[drowsy wasp]

Hm my teacher gave me a free MacBook m1

That’s pretty cool

Can I get Linux on it

[hidden oracle]

not even showing me the little charging logo i'm scared

[winter meadow]

Ye use Asahi

[drowsy wasp]

Oh great thanks

[jaunty garnet]

tuff

[ashen basin]

lmaoooo macOS 26.4 beta killed my touch bar

Whole thing doesn’t work

Just a bar 💀

[worthy quail]

touchless bar

[wanton finch]

@lime ice i would like permission to host your dopamine ipa on my altstore repo

[dense valve]

why would you install dopamine through altstore

[wanton finch]

i don’t know

[jaunty garnet]

for fun?

[wanton finch]

i just want to host jailbreak ipas on my repo

[jaunty garnet]

[dense valve]

i guess bro

[lime ice]

you don't need my permission it has a permissive license

[wanton finch]

oh

well thanks

[polar python]

@desert cairn But the bigger issue: g_lyricsPageVC is only set when viewDidAppear: fires on the lyrics page AND amIsLyricsPage passes. If the user hasn't visited the lyrics tab yet, g_lyricsPageVC is nil. I need to also identify the lyrics page VC when it's created, not just when it appears.

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn But the bigger issue: g_lyricsPageVC is only set when viewDidAppear: fires on the lyrics page AND amIsLyricsPage passes. If the user hasn't visited the lyrics tab yet, g_lyricsPageVC is nil. I need to also identify the lyrics page VC when it's created, not just when it appears.

What is bro doing

[polar python]

Youtube music

It works btw

Unlike Nocturne

[winter meadow]

Pirated YouTube music?

Need

[polar python]

youtube music ultimate

[wanton finch]

pushed out to the repo!

[polar python]

been around for a while

Im adding apple music lyrics tho cuz youtube’s are shit

[chilly bear]

sorry

[polar python]

Its not ok

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[polar python]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Sos btw

[polar python]

Ohhh fuck i gotta go out later

Im screwed

[copper tendon]

how do you add apple music lyrics

[velvet zenith]

You can suffer and tether off of jazzys phone

Lol

[winter meadow]

Will you evaporate if u go outside or what

[muted shuttle]

lowkey fire

but youtube music sucks etc jelly fin etc etc

[velvet zenith]

shut up maxine

Whats delaying you from getting a job

[copper tendon]

i just like apple music because of the ui and because i have apple one anyways so

[polar python]

Login to apple music -> steal token -> fetch lyrics from api -> tweak to replace the lyrics in app

[polar python]

Ya

[polar python]

shut up maxine

[copper tendon]

whats the tweak

[polar python]

Claude is making it rn bc i dont care enough to learn jb development

[winter meadow]

LyricsReplacer

Obviously

[muted shuttle]

omni lyrics

[copper tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[polar python]

Thanks claude.

[copper tendon]

is claude that good it can just do that

create the entire tweak

[polar python]

uhh sort of

im using ytmusic ultimate source as a base cuz i want free premium anyway

if i did everything from scratch itd probably take forever for it to figure out how to do it

[copper tendon]

but how does it just know how to create the tweak

[velvet zenith]

U should just use spotify

[copper tendon]

that seems way too sophisticated for claude to figure out on its own

[velvet zenith]

claude is pretty good

[copper tendon]

i would say the tweak name for spotify but i believe its filtered

[winter meadow]

Scraping off tweaks off GitHub

Idk bro

[velvet zenith]

U legit dont have to pirate spotify

Just join a family plan for 10 dollars one time

U get free replacements and shit

[winter meadow]

Eevee or something like that?

[copper tendon]

yes

thats what its called

[polar python]

I have ytm installed on my mac too

[copper tendon]

oh

that actually explains a lot

did you just sideload it

[polar python]

yea

[copper tendon]

with sideloadly/plumepactor

[polar python]

sideloadly

[copper tendon]

ah ok

are you going to release the tweak

or is this a private thing

[polar python]

yea just finishing up some other stuff like uncensored lyrics

[copper tendon]

stkc never fails to impress me

first omni, now this

[polar python]

YTM doesnt censor lyrics so u can just compare them and swap out whatever has ****

:shesketoyouknow:

[red hinge]

don't ytm plan to paywall lyrics

[copper tendon]

****

i thought it already was

[polar python]

Uhhh

[copper tendon]

i thought if you didnt pay you had ads in your music and no lyrics

[polar python]

Well i dont pay for it and it works

[copper tendon]

yea

[polar python]

On the website too

[copper tendon]

tbf its been a minute since i've used ytm

but if i didnt have apple one id prob be using ytm

ytm library is crazy

way better than anything else

[winter meadow]

Yes

I still use it for discovery though

Average r/jb problem

[simple hound]

Hey, sorry if this comes across as annoying/impatient, I’m sure this is average stuff.

Made a release post to the subreddit and it says it needs moderator approval to go through? Never had this with any post before so is my account locked from posting or something? Would like to inform others of my tweak in that way, so any answer why appreciated, thanks.

[winter meadow]

@toxic whale subreddit problem

[stoic basin]

no

@crisp saffron wya

[alpine chasm]

Comments on regular YouTube get blocked if you have an adblock now

[alpine chasm]

Hi

What's the u/

@simple hound it got filtered due to having an email address in the body

I approved it now

[shut jewel]

general

[jaunty garnet]

wtf

this is why freetube is the best.

[shut jewel]

what about ublock origin

[simple hound]

Oh Mb, didn’t know that was a thing, tysvm!!

[shut jewel]

it looks like an awesome tweak btw

[simple hound]

Tysm! It’s my first, maybe a bit scuffed but I enjoyed the process <3

[shut jewel]

your welcome

[red hinge]

i guess its an a/b thing

[velvet zenith]

No it isnt

[winter meadow]

https://www.psx-place.com/threads/qcfw-and-future-potential.49651/

Weeee

[simple drift]

japan is turning footsteps into electricity

[winter meadow]

Footsteps are turning Japan into electricity

[fossil citrus]

Electricity is turning Japan into footsteps

[shut jewel]

japan is turning electricity into footsteps

[gloomy oak]

Japan is tung tung tung sahur

[untold helm]

Footsteps is turning electricity into Japan

[polar python]

@muted shuttle @honest lynx is this compatible with checkm8

[untold helm]

Apple Apple Cable

Type of shit you find at five below

Holy shit I think it is one

[velvet zenith]

❌

Its type c to type c.

You need usb a to lightning.

[untold helm]

c to type c

[polar python]

Apple tv hd

[velvet zenith]

🏳️‍⚧️

[polar python]

No transgender is an apple tv running jellyfin

[untold helm]

What about if I use a adapter and use a Apple TV HD

[polar python]

Cough @muted shuttle cough

[untold helm]

All of them

[manic tulip]

this gonna smell like a rotting corpose in 6 months

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[dense valve]

@desert cairn https://fxtwitter.com/ordinaryinds/status/2024355284781789427

Jack Fields (@OrdinaryInds)

**💬 2 ❤️ 367 👁️ 10.4K **

FxTwitter · Feb 19, 2026, 5:28 AM

[desert cairn]

Me

[copper tendon]

did they just rub an apple on it or something

[spark gale]

hello chat

i now have 38 iOS devices

[winter meadow]

@polar python

[winter meadow]

What one did u get

[spark gale]

i just got 11 devices

got 10 working

one is broken

[copper tendon]

but why

[spark gale]

freee

[winter meadow]

What are they

[spark gale]

iPod 4
iPhone 6
iPhone 6s
iPhone 5s
iPhone SE
iPhone 5
iPhone 6
iPod 5
iPad 4
iPhone 6

[copper tendon]

he got 10 working iphone 17 pro max 2tb models

[spark gale]

these are the 10 i got working

[polar python]

@muted shuttle just got her crown stolen from rjb ewaste queen

[spark gale]

not ewaste

im keeping them

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[copper tendon]

you keeping them doesnt mean they arent ewaste lol

[muted shuttle]

I got more ewaste like yesterday

ipod 1st gen,,,

[winter meadow]

Is there any rare iOS versions

[spark gale]

yes

3 of them im happy about

12.0 b1
13.2.3
9.1 b1

[muted shuttle]

Which ones

Oh peak

What devices are running those

[spark gale]

iPhone 6 12.0 b1
iPhone SE 13.2.3
iPod 5 9.1 b1

[muted shuttle]

lowkey peak

[chilly bear]

ewaste

[muted shuttle]

the lot i got yesterday has an iPhone 8 on 11.2.6 but it’s iCloud locked

:/

[spark gale]

rip

[winter meadow]

Do it

Bruh

[spark gale]

some of the ones i got had mdm locks on it but i used LIK to remove them

[copper tendon]

why 9.1b1

[muted shuttle]

Couldn’t guess the password either and it had erase data on

[copper tendon]

bro just never updated

[spark gale]

it just happen to have it idk

[muted shuttle]

So it reset itself

[muted shuttle]

Hey what

When did lik get that

[spark gale]

i used it to erase content and settings

since MDM blocked it

[muted shuttle]

oh

[vocal plinth]

Aaron it is my birthday please ban @muted shuttle

[spark gale]

a few were icloud locked but i was able to get the password for those

[chilly bear]

sure…

[spark gale]

they were from my work

[muted shuttle]

Can you get the password for my iPhone 8 on iOS 11.2.6

Thx

[spark gale]

old development devices

[winter meadow]

I mean you can brute force all armv7 iDevices

[shut jewel]

i thought you got a role when it's your birthday??

[jaunty garnet]

just remove /var/lock

[chilly bear]

illegal

[winter meadow]

Mac rumours got development devices?

[vocal plinth]

Yeah if you set it

[winter meadow]

Fuck are they developing

[spark gale]

thats my side job

[winter meadow]

What’s the main

[spark gale]

[muted shuttle]

he works at cydia inc

[shut jewel]

saurik ceo

[dense valve]

r/jailbreak

[past sparrow]

iphon

[winter meadow]

What is it

[shut jewel]

happy birthday

[simple drift]

ewaste

[chilly bear]

mossad agent

[shut jewel]

iphone jailbreak tool made in minecraft made with redstone

[winter meadow]

@spark gale I looked up your name and found this slop article

https://applex4.com/2025/08/27/aaron-perris-the-analyst-who-uncovers-apples-secrets-in-code/

[muted shuttle]

it’s him

wtf…

[vocal plinth]

It is not my birthday

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/japan-award-gif-14235894877895434001

[winter meadow]

Did u just create this

[chilly bear]

yea i did

[winter meadow]

Oh its a tenor link

Bruh

[chilly bear]

he’s so smooth

i just wanna