general

[half compass]

buddy

[versed sun]

It will still work right?

[muted shuttle]

yes

[half compass]

@chilly bear i need to set up my speedrunning macros on latest

cuz

how am i meant to find a bastion

[versed sun]

I don’t like stripped screws

[half compass]

with planar fog

[chilly bear]

i need to kill myself

[half compass]

?

[chilly bear]

i dont think planar abuse works

[robust wasp]

it didnt

i moved it

like very quick

to a different device

[compact cobalt]

bro did india break the god damn internet again

[heavy bridge]

Hell nah...

The aftermath of my iPhone when i load too much tweaks and shit

[half compass]

i just got a severe blizzard alert

[heavy bridge]

Well here in Pakistan its even more shitty...

[muted shuttle]

Have fun

[half compass]

the snow is like 10 inches

this is insane

actually might be more

way more

[heavy bridge]

stay inside your house and stay safe... d=(^o^)=b

If you want...

[sour canyon]

see if your local bus network still is in service

[simple drift]

cooked

[dense valve]

Nah he's frozen

[simple drift]

true

[versed sun]

Messed up again

[muted shuttle]

salute

[toxic whale]

maybe try not doing that

ETA KEEPS GOING UP STOP GOING UP

[muted shuttle]

this mf using dialup to restore the backup

\😭 \😭 \😭 \😭 \😭 \😭 \😭 \😭 \😭 \😭 \😭 \😭

[toxic whale]

Ngl this my setup

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1459942067500355817/togif.gif

[toxic whale]

Got me out here looking at 4tb SSDs on amazon sick of this shit

[toxic whale]

Them concrete grippers

[muted shuttle]

i should go to hot topic lowkey

buy a skirt or two lowkey

maybe some ... linkin park shirts

my favorite band

lowkey...

im bored

[frosty grail]

die

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[untold helm]

What about LinkedIn Skirt

[dusk pasture]

https://klipy.com/gifs/you-didnt-have-to-cut-me-off-meme-big-brain

[velvet zenith]

Your parents know what you are

[muted shuttle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[muted shuttle]

No they dont

I think

If they knew i dont think they'd talk shit about trans people

[untold helm]

They know

[velvet zenith]

Theyre talking shit about trans people cause they know what u are

[muted shuttle]

Whatever they say won't stop me from transitioning

So

i'm not telling them until i'm out of their house anyway

[simple drift]

w speed

[thick tapir]

they probably do

[simple drift]

🗣️

[muted shuttle]

how would they know

[simple drift]

this is so excruciatingly slow

please back up faster

shit hard drives

[thick tapir]

they just do

like theyve been w/ u ur whole life they should know u pretty well like they can prolly tell

[untold helm]

They know

[thick tapir]

my parents used to think i was gay at one point 🥀

[simple drift]

you are

[thick tapir]

no

[muted shuttle]

i wonder what my parents think about me

[simple drift]

my dad guessed gay before trans soooooo

[fervent dove]

- timbovill - deleted a message

Don’t blame em

Message ID: 1473514203292766421 · Feb 18, 2026, 2:59 AM

[thick tapir]

my parents also thought i was trans 🥀

99% sure they thought that

[simple drift]

you litch said you were

[muted shuttle]

i wish my parents weren't maga

[thick tapir]

i dont mean anything i say ✌️

[simple drift]

sure.

suuuure.

[thick tapir]

yo but im not if i repress that shit forever js saying ✌️

[simple drift]

❌

[frosty grail]

make andrew grand again

[thick tapir]

✅

[simple drift]

not how that works twin

[thick tapir]

yes it is

it is for me

[simple drift]

❌

[thick tapir]

✅

[untold helm]

#general message contradictory

[tame rock]

I’m bored so take this

[muted shuttle]

huh

[tame rock]

Do with it as you wish

[simple drift]

someone put this in a fibre optic cable core video

[jaunty garnet]

just run

[untold helm]

You said your parents were “MAGA”, however earlier you stated they aren’t the type of people to talk shit on transgender individuals.

[muted shuttle]

i think you misunderstood

or i'm shit at typing

[simple drift]

is macos 26 still terrible

[muted shuttle]

bascially they talk shit about trans people

that's what i was getting at

[simple drift]

or can i update now

[muted shuttle]

and it fucking sucks

[muted shuttle]

been fine for me

[simple drift]

is it any better than 26.1

26.1 was real bad

[muted shuttle]

huh

what about it was bad

[simple drift]

aaron zollo is a baller

[muted shuttle]

i've been on macOS 26 for a while

since the 26.0 betas

[simple drift]

buggy inconsistent mess

[untold helm]

It’s that
“ i dont think they'd talk shit about trans people”

[simple drift]

also can i get launchpad back

[muted shuttle]

"If they knew "

[simple drift]

i dont wanna lose launchpad

[muted shuttle]

(they don't know)

[untold helm]

So they will switch their feelings if they knew about your transgenderness?

[muted shuttle]

i do not know

and i do not want to risk it

[glad vessel]

aren’t y taking the thingy

bta

or what it’s called I actually don’t know

[muted shuttle]

what thingy

[glad vessel]

I’m sorry if it’s wrong

[untold helm]

So when you get a job (if ever) your just gonna be like “bye fuckers, I’m a female”

[glad vessel]

the replacement therapy thing

[muted shuttle]

hrt

[untold helm]

Estrogen? HRT?

[muted shuttle]

i have an appointment thingy soon

[jaunty garnet]

i need it

[velvet zenith]

No money to pay for it

[muted shuttle]

says who

[simple drift]

im HOPEFULLY switching from diy to a prescription soon

[thick tapir]

or maybe they do know and thats why they are so openly transphobic because they want u to know they dont approve

[untold helm]

@velvet zenith

[velvet zenith]

No job:

[simple drift]

IF my doctor says yes

which he should

if he says no im finding another doctor

[muted shuttle]

Why tf would they know and then talk shit about trans people

[glad vessel]

diy what

[muted shuttle]

Why would my dad say trans people should kill themselves if he knew I was trans?

[thick tapir]

so u know they dont approve

[slim nova]

I've gotten to this point where I'm scared of my ai

[jaunty garnet]

hormones

[simple drift]

<UNK>

[glad vessel]

Oh

[simple drift]

medication bought online

[glad vessel]

Oh

[simple drift]

was my only real option

[glad vessel]

that doesn’t seem safe

[simple drift]

but

i have a window

[simple drift]

it is

[slim nova]

I still have the original mode

Where it spams unk

[simple drift]

if you do it properly

[glad vessel]

(telegram warrior talking btw)

[jaunty garnet]

i love crimes

[harsh bolt]

type fastur

[simple drift]

if youre good about it and make sure ur source is good then youre fine

[slim nova]

Ok friend

[harsh bolt]

baka

[simple drift]

still better to do it through a doctor but the waitlists in the uk are like 5-200 years

so

[thick tapir]

only medicine i take is dxm 🥱 we all robotrippinng in this bitch

[muted shuttle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[jaunty garnet]

geek bar

[thick tapir]

no

fuck nicotine

[simple drift]

im getting cereal then continuing to consider updating to macos 26

actually

i might just wait for macos 27 beta

[harsh bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/diem-archive-diem-nose-slap-nose-slap-gif-11904234229282227571

[simple drift]

i have time machine so id be fine to go on the beta

[thick tapir]

what yall be doing when all the cvs workers recognize you ❓

[jaunty garnet]

just get it from

[simple drift]

only medicine i take is estrogen

but

[jaunty garnet]

onion

[simple drift]

if i get a script ill have to do

blocker

also

cuz you cant get injections prescribed here

[glad vessel]

I can’t really you know be trans or anything cuz of my religion but I still have to respect you no matter what you shouldn’t be telling people to off themselves

Sorry no punctuation

[simple drift]

wait

wait

no

[glad vessel]

on phone

[simple drift]

i dont wanna update to 26 the apple music app is horrible on it

[glad vessel]

what?

oh

[simple drift]

.

[glad vessel]

I don’t like liquid glass

[jaunty garnet]

liquid ass

[simple drift]

i like liquid glass but its executed horribly on macos

i like ios 26

[simple drift]

-# (how it looks anyway it RUNS like dogwater)

logic 12 sticks out like a sore thumb with the liquid glass icon

[glad vessel]

what phone should I get if I wanted to switch to an android if I’m currently using a 14 pro

[jaunty garnet]

do you want to custom rom

[untold helm]

The bird icon (I forgot the name) sticks out more since it’s a shapeless icon

[glad vessel]

Probably

[jaunty garnet]

soulseek

[untold helm]

Do you have any preferences

[simple drift]

crime app

[jaunty garnet]

i would say Google pixel 8 or later but idk much

[glad vessel]

No

[untold helm]

Skid ai funnel

[glad vessel]

I was gonna buy a 9A

[dense valve]

https://fxtwitter.com/z2rmc/status/2023847105606152209

Liam (@z2rMC)

Re-made the Apple Invite logo graphic for r/jailbreak :)

**💬 1 🔁 2 ❤️ 28 👁️ 494 **

FxTwitter · Feb 17, 2026, 7:48 PM

[untold helm]

What about cpu type

[glad vessel]

Butyalk said I shouldn’t

[shut jewel]

ios 26 jailbreak please

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789616917920088095/1450578441844817951/togif.gif

[fossil citrus]

s1gmara1n

[shut jewel]

i sent this right after they got banned😭

[jaunty garnet]

i would get a normal 9 or the 9 pro

[glad vessel]

Did you go from cats to dogs in a year

[muted shuttle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cute-rabbit-bunny-wsJHi6a1JwoXC

[glad vessel]

wait what’s the difference

is the a worse

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/nepunator-cat-door-wall-brick-gif-11809089973829682305

[jaunty garnet]

for sure not 9a but there’s still prob better options

heard its worse

[simple drift]

get a pixel 8a or a 9 or 10 series
dont get anything else from the 8 series just the 8a its technically newer so
but id recommend a pixel for android anyway even if u werent planning on flashing a rom

[glad vessel]

They told me it was worse than my current phone

[simple drift]

also the 10a is coming out soon so might be worth waiting for that IF you want an A series

[glad vessel]

Wait what’s the diff

between

A

And base

[untold helm]

It’s the budget one

Also snapdragon is the best chip for things like higher end emulation due to the graphics drivers

[glad vessel]

Yeah

[simple drift]

but whos doing that on a phone

[glad vessel]

I have a overkill computer so no need for

[desert cairn]

Get a 10 series if you want a good cpu

[glad vessel]

emulation

[desert cairn]

"Good"

[simple drift]

id say get a pixel 10 base

or p10pro

either or

[desert cairn]

Apple & snapdragon chips still mog tensor

[glad vessel]

ohnepixel ❤️

[simple drift]

it doesnt make much of a difference day-to-day tho

[jaunty garnet]

@untold helm do you know something better than iphone hidden folder

in photos

[simple drift]

fym better

[glad vessel]

It would be 599 for 10 series and I have around 600 dollars for spending on random stuff

so maybe

[simple drift]

its a hidden folder you need face id for

[glad vessel]

Probably a usb drive idk

Yo I’m pissed where can I buy a railgun

I’m actually so mad

[real cobalt]

The 9a is a great phone but surely a 9 or 9 pro is cheap

[toxic whale]

Rare pen acquired

[muted shuttle]

the homophobia pen

[untold helm]

You could hide your photos in a .mcpack archive (renamed zip) in the Minecraft app files

[muted shuttle]

?

[glad vessel]

I was gonna buy 9A cuz it’s 100 dollars w my trade in

[glad vessel]

How:why?

[muted shuttle]

homophobic chicken slap though so

[real cobalt]

Go for it

I use a 9a

[jaunty garnet]

what if i need to unzip it though

[real cobalt]

It's a good phone

[muted shuttle]

chick fil a has donated to anti lgbtq organizations before

[untold helm]

Unzip then

[jaunty garnet]

i mean like a photo vault thing

[untold helm]

Or hold down, preview

[glad vessel]

Why is pixel 9 as much as a pixel 10

[toxic whale]

someone check this mans hard drive

[muted shuttle]

idk if they've changed but i think it's funny to call them homophobic chicken

[jaunty garnet]

greedy

[untold helm]

nah I use a ssd

[glad vessel]

People here told me not to cuz it’s apparently worse then the 14P

[muted shuttle]

I use emmc

[untold helm]

Ok fantastic storage user

[toxic whale]

oh i guess u got me ur free to go mr epstein

[glad vessel]

emummc

[muted shuttle]

?

[real cobalt]

Probably

[muted shuttle]

oh wow it is 9:24 pm it is time for me to shower

[jaunty garnet]

No

[untold helm]

Misinfo

[muted shuttle]

time flies when you're bored as fuck scrolling instagram reels

[muted shuttle]

ok bye

[jaunty garnet]

showers are for employed people

[glad vessel]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTBJtRNDoci/?hl=en

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[muted shuttle]

call me employed then

#swag

[untold helm]

Thank you Mr president

[untold helm]

your* 🧌

[toxic whale]

[real cobalt]

The camera is definitely worse

If I were you I would just replace the battery for your phone

You don't need a new one

[glad vessel]

I just don’t want to be in the Apple ecosystem

[real cobalt]

Then don't be?

[glad vessel]

I was gonna get the 9A and give my dad my current phone and he trades in his 12P

[real cobalt]

Just cuz u have an iPhone doesn't mean you're in the apple ecosystem

[glad vessel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1406873494129479740/1406894506376429568/caption.gif

[real cobalt]

Do what u want but that's a very interesting reason

[toxic whale]

Daddy apple can have all of me

[glad vessel]

I want to switch over to a different company as well

and try out new phones

[remote tinsel]

the fuck is happening here

[real cobalt]

Ok so you don't want to use an iPhone is what you mean

[glad vessel]

yeah

[real cobalt]

Ok then switch

[velvet zenith]

Android fucking sucks from a developer experience

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet What are you hiding where a hidden album won’t suffice?

[jaunty garnet]

hidden thing is prob fine

but

[toxic whale]

shit trifling

[glad vessel]

Trifting?

[jaunty garnet]

it might not be the best method

[real cobalt]

You gotta be hiding some real sus stuff if you're using a hidden album

[velvet zenith]

Weird porn

[glad vessel]

Prob

[jaunty garnet]

why would you put porn in the normal collection of images

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn bluetooth
[ crashed ]

[thick tapir]

not as bad as fake calculators

[real cobalt]

Who tf is downloading porn to their phone

[velvet zenith]

Some people bro

They freaky

[thick tapir]

yo what if ur recording it urself

[toxic whale]

Porn is a sin

[glad vessel]

I remember some guy here would forget to close his tabs and would send safari photos with 20 tabs of r34 shown

[real cobalt]

This is weird

[simple drift]

i curse you with bitrot

[thick tapir]

how

[real cobalt]

Because it is

[jaunty garnet]

why do you need 20 tabs

[glad vessel]

Idk

It was one guy here

[jaunty garnet]

sounds like something jayy would do

[thick tapir]

Not everyone can understand 🤣

[jaunty garnet]

how do you get 30 notifs from browser

[frozen aspen]

Easily?

[thick tapir]

what

[jaunty garnet]

???

[frozen aspen]

Bro never uses a browser I guess

[toxic whale]

There was a guy who did something similar and posted d*ck pics to the sub

[real cobalt]

I'm not trying to be that guy like oh you have no experience but no girl I have ever been with would have been comfortable with being recorded

[thick tapir]

ive never had 1 browser noti

[frozen aspen]

Some sites literally ask for notification privileges

[jaunty garnet]

fuck those sites

[thick tapir]

bro i did not say that 😭

[glad vessel]

I believe u cus ur a sub mod

[jaunty garnet]

browser should never send notifs

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hey im on 18.55 now btw

[thick tapir]

i js said porn u record urself

[toxic whale]

yup

[frozen aspen]

Youre definitely born after 2013

[velvet zenith]

From 18.24

[real cobalt]

You asked how is it weird

[desert cairn]

What

[velvet zenith]

192.168.18.55

[thick tapir]

yo but what if ur a cuck and ur recording for ur wife

js saying

[velvet zenith]

from 192.168.18.24

[thick tapir]

thats not weird

[jaunty garnet]

???

[desert cairn]

Wow

[glad vessel]

Can you ai generate me a piece of gum

[real cobalt]

Yes it is weird

[velvet zenith]

This router is like you and maxine

[real cobalt]

Now please stop talking about it

[simple drift]

compressor or handbrake

[real cobalt]

I shouldn't have entertained it

[jaunty garnet]

what slur did he send

[frozen aspen]

Not for free

[desert cairn]

When are you going to talk to a girl

[velvet zenith]

Error reading from serial device

[desert cairn]

Ok

[glad vessel]

I’ll send a SpongeBob photo

[real cobalt]

Dudes a freshman in college and hasn't spoken to a girl

Genuinely sad

[jaunty garnet]

i have 1000 hawkcoin

[glad vessel]

Yall ready to start fasting with me

[velvet zenith]

No

[glad vessel]

You are fasting with me

[velvet zenith]

No

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith I hate women

[velvet zenith]

Whats next

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Tap in we're incelmaxxing for 2026

[velvet zenith]

Are u gonna say all women are nazis

[desert cairn]

If only

[velvet zenith]

Who just want you for your money

[desert cairn]

Well that one's true

[real cobalt]

Stop

[desert cairn]

Women are incapable of being nazis

[real cobalt]

This ain't funny

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn U seen that video if a guy building lego while shopping at costco with his girlfriend

[desert cairn]

No

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[slim nova]

ok ill fart with you

[polar python]

@desert cairn U seen that video if a guy building lego while shopping at costco with his girlfriend

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn [ 22.145456] hwmon hwmon1: Undervoltage detected!
[ 26.175565] hwmon hwmon1: Voltage normalised
[ 32.223585] hwmon hwmon1: Undervoltage detected!
[ 36.255566] hwmon hwmon1: Voltage normalised

[sour canyon]

iphone

[red hinge]

yaw

[velvet zenith]

@red hinge @muted shuttle

[red hinge]

@red hinge @muted shuttle

[velvet zenith]

@manic tulip Ban this scam @red hinge

[red hinge]

im real wang chuanfu bro

[shut jewel]

general

[spark gale]

Maxine

[worthy garden]

Hi

[shut jewel]

is that ios

[red hinge]

obviously its not

[muted shuttle]

Hi

I finished showering guys.

[lofty hound]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-1343162792415382650

[simple drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/911293186398367794/1044925427887644672/image0-26-1.gif

how dead is the mc server now

@muted shuttle @velvet imp when was the last time u played rjbcraft

[velvet imp]

Uhhh

Probably like a month ago

[half compass]

i played on nathan's server just now

and stole the dragon egg

tech

[simple drift]

who

pvpnathan?

[half compass]

yes

[simple drift]

bro just has a server

[half compass]

then i returned it

to everyone

[muted shuttle]

Idk but i could fuck up a Taco Bell Crunchwrap rn

[simple drift]

is it public or invite or what

[half compass]

it has its own house now

[half compass]

he sent the ip here

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1398681297358164048/1398686402740228147/IMG_0971.gif

[half compass]

like a few hours ago

[simple drift]

maybe i will investigate

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1422256301659918521/1443658837113569300/togif.gif

[velvet imp]

Hmmm

[simple drift]

it’s february

[glad vessel]

Yo I’m pissed where can I buy sidestore for real life

[digital sable]

why does a 5060 ti get 16gb vram while a 5070 gets only 12gb

isn't the 5070 better

[simple drift]

what

[glad vessel]

I’m pissed and I gotta take my anger out

Where do I buy sidestore for real life

[velvet imp]

Wait is it executive time already

[glad vessel]

Yeah

[half compass]

sort of

[glad vessel]

I’m gonna be Tim Cook this time

[simple drift]

apparently aaron isn’t even doing it for this event

he’s lying

[velvet imp]

And yet hes Phil Schiller

[half compass]

what

[velvet imp]

O

[half compass]

are u trolling

sob

[glad vessel]

Wait can I be Steve Jobs

wait mb

Rip

🪦🕊️

[velvet imp]

Wha

[simple drift]

#general message

[weary furnace]

i wanna get fast flags on roblox but ion wanna jailbreak my phone

[digital sable]

tim apple

[half compass]

fuck you

[simple drift]

eddy cue is my spirit animal

[shut jewel]

what are fast flags

[half compass]

aaron has taken the greatest thing about this server away from us

[simple drift]

at least i got him to un deadname the spreadsheet

[simple drift]

fr

i’m only here for event execs

we need jana back in here to be whoever he was

andrea jung

[half compass]

we do NOT need jana back

[glad vessel]

I remember jana

[simple drift]

just for events

then he can leave again

[glad vessel]

they are in Jeff’s discord

[weary furnace]

fast flags are that allow users to enable, disable, or modify unreleased or technical features. Primarily used to boost FPS, reduce lag, or customize graphics

[glad vessel]

they got mad at me because I said cs2 was better than some other game they liked

[half compass]

classic jana

[glad vessel]

it was some niche indie game I think idk

[shut jewel]

i don't know if there even are any tweaks for that though

[simple drift]

the only other rjb related servers that i’m in that i don’t own are blaze’s and emily’s

[glad vessel]

U canr

as a Google search says

[weary furnace]

you can get it on pc but i’m on mobile and my pc is cooked

[half compass]

jana's house bru

join jana's house

greatest server

[glad vessel]

Google also said they heavily limited it

[shut jewel]

what device and ios are you on anyway

[weary furnace]

honestly all i want is my fps to go up to atleast 100

[glad vessel]

Yo I’m pissed where can I buy trollstore for real life

[weary furnace]

12 mini ios 26.3

[simple drift]

oh yeah i’m in that

[shut jewel]

no jailbreak

[simple drift]

but that doesn’t count

and it’s dead

[half compass]

are you actually

[weary furnace]

i don’t want to jailbreak

[velvet imp]

Cellebrite

[shut jewel]

then i can't help you

[half compass]

omg can you send the last 10 messages

[glad vessel]

Isn’t this just r/jb

[weary furnace]

i don’t have a laptop or pc to jailbreak so it wouldn’t matter

[glad vessel]

This seems like an old version of r/jb

[dense valve]

Nearly identical server list to me

[simple drift]

idk who tf this guy is

[dense valve]

Just some are in folders

[simple drift]

literally

[shut jewel]

old r/jb liked switch emulation?

[dense valve]

Mods leaking

[simple drift]

well this is all in one folder

[dense valve]

Banned

[simple drift]

then i have pretendo nintendo homebrew and playstation homebrew and a couple others in one folder

[dense valve]

someone from sidestore

[velvet imp]

How many rjb servers are there

[simple drift]

then an entirely separate server folder

for a completely separate community i’m in

[half compass]

ass

[velvet imp]

I’m in like 3

[simple drift]

best server btw

[simple drift]

too many

tbh nowadays it’s all just sideloading stuff

[dense valve]

82

[shut jewel]

you are in so many servers, how many of them are you actually active in??

[simple drift]

but i just convince people to give me certs for free

[velvet imp]

The nichest community is smaller

[half compass]

@simple drift send me an invite to jana's house bru

[dense valve]

All the ones on the opened folder

[simple drift]

yeah i need to stop inviting people it’s not niche anymore

[dense valve]

or

[alpine spoke]

can't believe Apple is taking Gemini

[simple drift]

no

[dense valve]

at least like those are the ones i check

[half compass]

do it bru

[dense valve]

n stuff

[simple drift]

i can’t make invites anyway i don’t have the perm

[velvet imp]

Yeah invite me fr

O

[shut jewel]

oh ok im only in 3 and don't even talk in 2 of them

[simple drift]

it’s like completely separate from this community

no one that’s in here is in it

[glad vessel]

It looks similar

[half compass]

say 'nooka' 50 times in it

[alpine spoke]

Tried Gemini Pro and it hasn't really been better than Free ChatGPT infact it's worse

[half compass]

please

[velvet imp]

Ic

[glad vessel]

I always thought jana was a girl cuz it sounds like a feminine name

[simple drift]

but im still proud of the fact that i have 15 boosts on a private server

[simple drift]

nooka is gir filtered

[velvet imp]

?????

[half compass]

that was the point

[simple drift]

i’m just swag like that

[versed sun]

i flipped the car a few times

[glad vessel]

Boosts are like 40 rubles

Per boost

[velvet imp]

Money burner 4000

[simple drift]

i’m not paying

[half compass]

it's actually a guy that has an online girlfriend who lives on the opposite side of the world

[simple drift]

it’s just

[glad vessel]

Wait is jana banned here

[half compass]

and who hates gay people

[simple drift]

people that have nitro

[dense valve]

Just get nitro in orbs

[dense valve]

No

[simple drift]

no he just left

[dense valve]

he left

[glad vessel]

I thought they were physical

[simple drift]

i saw that

[dense valve]

Typo

[glad vessel]

he leaves and joins back every three months

[shut jewel]

then why are you in it

[simple drift]

brain typo

[velvet imp]

Orb nitro so ass icl

[simple drift]

i own it?

[shut jewel]

oh sorry

[half compass]

no

[velvet imp]

You can literally get permanent cosmetic with orbs why burn orbs on 3 days of nitro

[half compass]

i wish we could petition a jana ban

he has like 50 alts in here

[simple drift]

i have 0 orbs on this account

[shut jewel]

who is jana

[half compass]

and reads rjb on every alt

[simple drift]

can i gift to other accounts with orbs

[dense valve]

v

[velvet imp]

v

[simple drift]

v

[half compass]

person who got mad at nooka for making fun of them

for edating

[dense valve]

I had 104 days at a point

[velvet imp]

yikes!!

[dense valve]

Just keep using vencord to autocomplete them

[simple drift]

then became a homophobe

[red hinge]

LMAO

[velvet imp]

I feel like I’ve been here long enough to be a knower

[dim halo]

lol why not it’s possible on android pretty easy but iPhone it sees complex

[dense valve]

Already did that

[red hinge]

god that r is funny

[shut jewel]

this is r/jailbreak, making fun of people is normal

[dense valve]

Dont need anymore

[glad vessel]

cuz he always talked about her

[simple drift]

bro my time machine backup STILL isn’t done

[velvet imp]

True

[glad vessel]

and buying her stuff or something

[velvet imp]

folk😭

[dense valve]

folk

[simple drift]

son

[red hinge]

48gb 4090

[half compass]

i assume he was giving her money

because they are NOT physical

[digital sable]

i am everyone in this server, this is all one continuous conversation run by ME and me only

[glad vessel]

oh idk

[glad vessel]

I didn’t know that

I thought they lived together

[dense valve]

@everyone

[simple drift]

jana is an interesting character.

[glad vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/mochi-mochimons-mochimon-kawaii-cute-gif-13105127215766961484

[glad vessel]

yeah I would never give any online girl any amount of money

[velvet imp]

edating works if you aren’t a physical type of person

[glad vessel]

physical relationship only

[glad vessel]

EDating never works out

[half compass]

barely

[glad vessel]

get it right

[velvet imp]

Ehhhh

[half compass]

like very rarely

it worked for stkc technically

but yeah

[glad vessel]

What usually happens is that one person shows their face and gets blocked

or they break up after a bit

[simple drift]

not even me?

[velvet imp]

LOL

[simple drift]

[dense valve]

@half compass #general message

[half compass]

also it NEVER works when you're on the other side of the world

[simple drift]

fuck vencord uninstalled itself

[glad vessel]

no unless I’m donating money then not

[velvet imp]

Well duhh

[glad vessel]

Like how far

[dense valve]

Holy shit I just misclicked on the speak message button

[glad vessel]

where is jana and where is whatever they are called

[half compass]

like a continent apart

[digital sable]

can i become jewish

[dense valve]

horrendos

[half compass]

he's from the us

[simple drift]

ok vencord installed

✅

[dense valve]

yes

[half compass]

his gf is from ASIA

[digital sable]

or are there like things in judaism to not allow it

[velvet imp]

Then why are you cosplaying Phil Schiller

[half compass]

more than 2 continents away

[dense valve]

you can

but

[simple drift]

short distance relationship

[dense valve]

its like a process

[glad vessel]

yeah I can tell why he’s dropping money now

[simple drift]

not if you go east

[dense valve]

i kinda forgot

[glad vessel]

people in us are fiends

[digital sable]

do i have to learn jewish magic first

[half compass]

oceania

[glad vessel]

for people who live in Asia

and I only know that from personal experience

[dense valve]

i dont think so idk

[simple drift]

australia doesnt exist so

[glad vessel]

Cuz a lot of people where I live are weirdos

that’s what I wear two layers

[velvet imp]

To edate and then get blocked after showing a photo of yourself omg that just sounds so horrible

[digital sable]

can i anyways

[glad vessel]

That’s what they always do

[dense valve]

ig

[simple drift]

imagine edating

[dense valve]

gn

[glad vessel]

They always glaze themselves

[simple drift]

gn

[glad vessel]

then turn out to be ugly as shit no offense

[velvet imp]

Yikes!!

[glad vessel]

just don’t make yourself seem like a model

🤷‍♂️

[half compass]

if you're a few states/countries (if you're not in the us) away there's like a chance for it to work out

but then again it's really fucking small

[glad vessel]

I don’t date or edate so idk

[glad vessel]

Yeah my friend did that but he would actually go to their house and do stuff

[simple drift]

FINALLY

[glad vessel]

they were different cities

but same state

[simple drift]

bro that took like 2 hours

[glad vessel]

and it was like 30 minute drives

[teal bramble]

nfr

[simple drift]

that is green

[velvet imp]

I mean i think i look bad but I’ve sent my photo to a few ppl and they say i look good idk what to think atp

[dense valve]

i feel like if you edate its because you cant find a real date

[teal bramble]

geen

[dense valve]

sorry

[simple drift]

[half compass]

learn jewish magic today

[simple drift]

i want to visit jew york

[red hinge]

mods

[glad vessel]

yo why couldn’t my Arab genes go to anywhere else

[dense valve]

i mean like if i couldnt find a real date i still wouldn't edate

[half compass]

yeah

or you're socially awkward

[glad vessel]

I don’t want to have a beard every week after I shave

[dense valve]

i would never even stoop that low

[glad vessel]

Yeah

[velvet imp]

I am so socially awkward it’s so over for me

[half compass]

Here's a cleaner, more "official" version that still feels Discord native and easy to scan:

[dense valve]

im socially awkward and ive found a date before

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099820077655793845/1458542730337845411/snaplytics_converted_gif.gif

[glad vessel]

Don’t edate and if you really are going to don’t be really far distance

[red hinge]

i meet people online and proceed to ask them to meetup irl

[half compass]

😭

[red hinge]

am i weird

[dense valve]

depends

[half compass]

no

i mean

[simple drift]

i just dont wanna be in a relationship rn

[glad vessel]

Yeah all my friends are from Canada and I’m in New England

[simple drift]

when i do ill do it

ive done it before

[half compass]

if you've known them for a long time

[velvet imp]

I need to tell this story

[glad vessel]

I’m in New England sorry

[red hinge]

tbf its fine

just a little coffee chat

[dense valve]

Theoretically I could meetup with aaron

[glad vessel]

Me too

[red hinge]

go ahead

[fervent dove]

@simple drift's timezone is Europe/London 🇬🇧
It is currently 04:18 AM GMT

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1455506832238968895/1462997932763779082/twitter.gif

good morning cupertino

[fervent dove]

@red hinge's timezone is Asia/Ho_Chi_Minh 🇻🇳
It is currently 11:18 AM +07

[red hinge]

.

[velvet imp]

@half compass So like a few days ago I went shopping at my acme and when I was checking out the cashier said I looked pretty and I didn’t know how to respond and I just said “yep” like a moron

[half compass]

LMAO

[dense valve]

😭

[half compass]

😭

[red hinge]

yep

[glad vessel]

Your really confident

👍

[simple drift]

oh yeah lmao i forgot about this 😭

[dense valve]

yep

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/feinberg-shocked-surprised-mcc-minecraft-gif-1879415210376884564

[simple drift]

yep.

[teal bramble]

yep

[velvet imp]

I’m not even confident!!!

I just didn’t know what to say

[teal bramble]

wtf is acme

the certification thing ????

[red hinge]

"thank you"

[half compass]

context clues

context clues bro

[simple drift]

isnt acme a pharmacy

idk

im not american

[velvet imp]

It’s a store like Walmart basically

[half compass]

it is clearly a shop

or pharmacy

of some kind

context clues bro

[teal bramble]

no bros i legit can’t tell

[dense valve]

Oh I misread it

[toxic whale]

Is my hard drive cooked or some shit

[teal bramble]

Thank you

[glad vessel]

Does anyone here like kunafa

[dense valve]

I thought it said that he went to go buy something for his acne 😭

[teal bramble]

me

give me

[shut jewel]

i live at 40.7580° N, 73.9794° W

[simple drift]

or its realising theres more files as its going

[teal bramble]

thx

On my way!

[glad vessel]

On Friday my aunt is making some

[half compass]

this channel has never seen context clues in their life

[simple drift]

it still says 40mb/s

[velvet imp]

Yeah that would’ve been so much better but I was literally panicking

[teal bramble]

holy shit

[simple drift]

yep

[teal bramble]

im coming over

[shut jewel]

ill see you

:)

[simple drift]

On my way!

[glad vessel]

Yeah ikr I get to eat it like 2 times a year

[toxic whale]

It slowly fluctuates between 40MB/s and 500KB/s

[velvet imp]

Acme is a local chain in my area I think

[simple drift]

me when i download from mediafire

[toxic whale]

real

[simple drift]

worst file host ever

[teal bramble]

thTs so peak

[dense valve]

archive.org

[simple drift]

google drive is better than mediafire

[teal bramble]

it just caps at 800 kbps

[dense valve]

ok actually gn

[hybrid solstice]

Yo what channel can I find help on how to jail break an iPhone 7?

[dense valve]

#jailbreak

[half compass]

Acme Markets Inc. is an American supermarket chain, originating in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, and operates 159 stores[3] throughout Pennsylvania, Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, New Jersey, and the Hudson Valley of New York. The chain is still concentrated in the Philadelphia metropolitan area and is headquartered in East Whiteland Township, Pennsylvania, near Malvern, a Philadelphia suburb. As of 1998, it is a subsidiary of Albertsons.

[teal bramble]

sometimes mega is better than google drive

[half compass]

not really local

[glad vessel]

I usually use

gofile

[dense valve]

https://filebin.net

[teal bramble]

or sendgb if its like massive

[simple drift]

https://limewire.com/ better

[velvet imp]

Well idk I guessed

[teal bramble]

cuz im pretty sure they allow uncapped speeds

[simple drift]

for temporary hosting

[velvet imp]

Kinda like shop rite

[shut jewel]

What kinda name is FILE BIN!!!😹😹😹

[simple drift]

limewire is peak

[half compass]

@chilly bear hop on ranked

@chilly bear hop on ranked

@chilly bear hop on ranked

[teal bramble]

Our end-to-end encrypted, AI-powered file sharing platform allows you to upload, manipulate & share files of any size, on any device.

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/feinberg-shocked-surprised-mcc-minecraft-gif-1879415210376884564

[teal bramble]

how do u ai power ts

[simple drift]

their servers look cool as shit

[shut jewel]

omg they look tasty

[glad vessel]

Gn I wanna go to bed

[teal bramble]

all of this from donations

😭😭

[velvet imp]

Waow

[simple drift]

idk but they bought snapdrop and rebranded it to limewire so

[glad vessel]

I’ve been listening to music while I sleep and it feels amazing

[shut jewel]

ok bye i want you to leave

[simple drift]

let me in there

[teal bramble]

lol

[velvet imp]

Internet Archive is actually a godsend for the internet as a whole they deserve so so much

[simple drift]

i have to use a vpn to access internet archive

my isp blocks it

[shut jewel]

remember when they got hacked and stuff

[simple drift]

thanks three

[velvet imp]

Yeag

[teal bramble]

ive never really had a use case for internet archive other than viewing old sites and just looking at nostalgic stuff

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/feinberg-yo-im-feinberg-an-18-year-old-minecraft-speedrunner-from-chicago-illinois-fulham-mcsr-gif-18131120464265310524

[teal bramble]

which is kinda the point

[crisp saffron]

just change ur dns?

[teal bramble]

thank you

[simple drift]

it still doesnt work

im on quad9

[crisp saffron]

wtf

[half compass]

גוֹי

[chilly bear]

SHUT UP

[crisp saffron]

99.9% of blocks in the uk can be bypassed by dns :///

[simple drift]

i just see this

[half compass]

גוֹיגוֹיגוֹיגוֹי

you heard me

[simple drift]

unless i turn on vpn

[shut jewel]

haha, imagine living in the uk!!!

lolololol

[teal bramble]

saar river

[simple drift]

then it works

[simple drift]

its not even a uk thing

the internet archive isnt blocked in the uk

its just my isp

being assholes

[shut jewel]

#general message

[half compass]

wtf is bros isp

[teal bramble]

no peering to internet archive for u

noob

[crisp saffron]

do u get the same error on actual blocked sites

[teal bramble]

actually thats not even the issue cuz dns change would fix that

i tgink

no

[simple drift]

no

[shut jewel]

why is the trans flag emoji in my frequently used??

[simple drift]

it has apage for that

https://www.reddit.com/r/internetarchive/comments/1oiqouf/no_internet_archive_is_not_down_how_to_access/

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[chilly bear]

🏳️‍⚧️

[simple drift]

ok wait a sec

lemme do some more research

[crisp saffron]

yeah but that shows for http iirc

like it’s erroring bc it’s not the right cert

[half compass]

W snow

You can’t even tell that’s a chair

[teal bramble]

whys three and o2 blocking internet archive

lmaooo

[simple drift]

im using quad9 so idk

[teal bramble]

internet archive is malicious

its many hacks

[velvet zenith]

true its got mineekware on it

[teal bramble]

yep

[half compass]

India power 🇮🇳

@velvet zenith My indian brother

[simple drift]

ITS THE INTERNET ARCHIVE'S IP BRO GO AWAY

[shut jewel]

is the charlie the steak apk i downloaded malicious

[chilly bear]

that's a virus btw

[teal bramble]

yep

[half compass]

everything is a virus

@chilly bear hop on ranked

goy

[shut jewel]

good thing i didn't install it

[teal bramble]

whys every isp blocking stuff

hello ?

[shut jewel]

i ❤️ virustotal

[teal bramble]

where the freedom at

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/please-santa-pleae-santa-put-me-on-the-nice-list-nice-list-please-nice-list-put-me-nice-list-gif-15987062729054605891

[simple drift]

sponsored content

[teal bramble]

sponsored content

[simple drift]

https://x.com/QalliCallie/status/2001932391024333100

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[shut jewel]

yahoo deserves to be there too. bing.

[shut jewel]

pick your favorite

[half compass]

what was it

[half compass]

old guy in the middle

he looks charming

i trust him

[shut jewel]

ok

[simple drift]

ts isnt worth my time

[simple drift]

xrt

send it again

[half compass]

?

what

[simple drift]

i need to save it

[half compass]

send what

[simple drift]

keto;snipe

keto;snipe

[shut jewel]

save what?

[simple drift]

keto;snipe

keto;snipe

keto;snipe

[half compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265318948145074294/1275499296153931887/FD086729-BB54-425B-B5B9-77990E25B8DE.gif

[untold helm]

So you admitted it

[simple drift]

top 10 gifs

[half compass]

my brain automatically filled in the first word

[shut jewel]

SAVE THE CAT SAVE THE CAT

[teal bramble]

oh it was myrrh

lol

[simple drift]

on the day of the post?

[teal bramble]

yes

[simple drift]

yeah thats cooked

[jaunty garnet]

?

[teal bramble]

how the fuck do i make chirp.mp3 go away bro theres no x button intried tapping it

[untold helm]

Did I stutter?

[shut jewel]

ask nicely

[jaunty garnet]

play it until its finished

[teal bramble]

@chilly bear malware

[teal bramble]

?

[jaunty garnet]

or reopen the app

[teal bramble]

oh

i did

[jaunty garnet]

???

pissware

[jaunty garnet]

yes

[untold helm]

20. Chirp.mp3
    -# #general

▶️

[half compass]

im a useless little guppy

[untold helm]

No

[shut jewel]

top 10 discord messages of all time

general

[vocal plinth]

Not even in top 500,000

[shut jewel]

im trying to be nice

[simple drift]

you dont

[toxic whale]

We've hit a milli folks

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8x1411B/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[shut jewel]

why do you have so many files

[simple drift]

how tf

bro

please invest in a nas

how big is ur time machine backup

[spring wren]

wtf another Andrew

[uncut token]

hi

[gilded rapids]

Gemini in chrome is so wild wtf

[slim nova]

@teal bramble you are cooked

olm began making a ai training script

[vital knoll]

siri in safari is better

[gilded rapids]

I didn’t know you can ask Gemini to automate tasks in chrome for you

That’s so trippy to me 😭

[teal bramble]

gg

[vital knoll]

neither did i

[gilded rapids]

it can search and click stuff for you