general

[simple drift]

GOT THE SCREEN OFF THE SHELL

THAT WAS WAY EASIER THAN I THOUGHT

[chilly bear]

ew peep fan

[flint quest]

safari tab bar broken with new update?

my shit won’t go to the top even though the setting is set

26.2.1

[proven moss]

https://youtu.be/miOw6e89De0?si=v541q5m1qYu4txl0

Is this guy fr

Is he fr

He must be capping

[real cobalt]

Who cares

[ornate latch]

fr

it's not that deep

[viral plinth]

switched to a mac

[winter quarry]

Isn’t this the guy who debated the act man and then disabled the comments

[viral plinth]

what do you guys think of the setup

[winter quarry]

Looks clean

[muted shuttle]

wtf is that dock

[proven moss]

Ooo I remember that fuck actman anyways

[viral plinth]

dockfix

[muted shuttle]

i've never seen a macOS dock like that

interesting

[winter quarry]

Why tho

[viral plinth]

i heard about it on a yt shorts once

[muted shuttle]

i personally use ubar

[viral plinth]

wait whats ubar?

never heard of ubar

[proven moss]

Some fuckass shit

[winter quarry]

Ubar eats

[ornate latch]

like what

[muted shuttle]

[ornate latch]

Thx maxine

[winter quarry]

Um dunno but okay

This andypants guy literally calls anything woke btw, that’s his whole grift

[viral plinth]

might as well just get a pc atp 💀

jk

[muted shuttle]

[winter quarry]

Ain’t no reason to get a pc apart from gaming

Windows sucks these days

Better switch to Linux

[muted shuttle]

i fucking hate windows

[viral plinth]

also its more expensive than dockfix

[muted shuttle]

so i have bazzite on another pc

[viral plinth]

dockfix is $15

$10 if you're a student

ubar is $30

[winter quarry]

They been pushing ai so hard, that they pushed an update with code written by ai and it bricked ssds lmao

[viral plinth]

i agree

and kernel / os development too ig

[muted shuttle]

if i have to use windows i use iot enterprise ltsc

to have the least amount of bullshit

[viral plinth]

i dont think you can compile android source code on a mac

[winter quarry]

As a gamer I’m just waiting for steam os to get an official release

[viral plinth]

you used to but not anymore

[polar python]

Thx maxine

[winter quarry]

I’m dead sure they’ll add copilot and Microsoft teams on the next Xbox

There’s leaks of it being made more like a pc

[muted shuttle]

will my xbox 360 be getting these new features

[winter quarry]

Man I miss the 360 and ps2 era

Simpler times

[viral plinth]

semi-random but how much ram do you guys have

[winter quarry]

32 gigs

Ddr4

I got an am4 build

[viral plinth]

same except ddr5 unified

[winter quarry]

You can sell that shi and buy a house now

[muted shuttle]

the most modern console i have is uhhhh

a switch i guess

i don't remember the last time i used it though

i use my wii u more

[viral plinth]

ah nice, tbf i guess 32gb ram is good in any machine in this economy

[winter quarry]

Switch was great, switch 2 suck ass

[viral plinth]

well the ram is the amount i have on my mac

[winter quarry]

Provides lots of headroom for literally anything

[viral plinth]

since it's an m2 pro mbp

[winter quarry]

Ngl, at least for the desktop macs, Apple should let you upgrade ram

[viral plinth]

yeah

my laptop aggressively caches everything

with the amount of ram it has

like im pretty sure mac os ends up using an extra few gb ram than on 16gb for cache

[viral plinth]

eh, tbf you dont need as much ram for mac os

[winter quarry]

Idk actually I don’t primarily use mac, my sister has a MacBook

I don’t like using it because of the gestures, I’m too used to mouse and keyboard

[viral plinth]

i mean you still need 16gb+ in the long term but 16gb is much better on a mac than on windows

[viral plinth]

wdym by gestures

[winter quarry]

I know, but it’s still nice to have some upgradability in terms of ram and storage

[winter quarry]

Trackpad gestures

I’m just not used to those

[viral plinth]

only gestures ik of are the pinch for launchpad and the scroll up and down ones

[viral plinth]

cant you just customise those?

[winter quarry]

You can but I’m too lazy 😭

I just like mice and keyboard so much : (

[gilded rapids]

does anyone have an SE apple watch

[viral plinth]

js plug in a mouse and keyboard to it then surely

[velvet zenith]

you should get a job

[winter quarry]

Yeah I know just not the same feel

Idk too used to pc I guess

[viral plinth]

hmmmm

ok ig with the mouse maybe

tbf an am4 build with 32gb ram is probably fine for now

[winter quarry]

I still remember buying an iPhone 16 and feeling so weird that the refresh is 60hz

[viral plinth]

well you'd hope it's fine because gl trying to buy that much ram nowadays anyways

[winter quarry]

Yeah it is, especially with the ram crisis

[winter quarry]

Yeah boss

[viral plinth]

i dont see why people would get the 16 tbh

15 pro is like way better value imo

[winter quarry]

Almost double the price in my region

[viral plinth]

in fact even now i feel the 15 pro is probs the best value rn

[viral plinth]

ohh ok makes sense

[winter quarry]

And never goes down on sale

New pro model comes out, old ones stop being sold

[viral plinth]

tbf the 16 is obviously still really good

[winter quarry]

Yeah it is

[viral plinth]

anything past the 13 and newer and you're chilling

[winter quarry]

I miss the mini iPhones

Those were compact and handy

[viral plinth]

same

[winter quarry]

I don’t like bulky phones

[viral plinth]

well i miss the 5.8 inch ones more specifically like pre-2020

those were the perfect size

[viral plinth]

yeah

[winter quarry]

I personally felt that the 4.7 inch ones were the perfect size

iPhone 6 size

[green sequoia]

iphone 7 is just perfect

[winter quarry]

Yeah

[copper tendon]

Why is my Mac immediately downloading macOS Tahoe when I just downgraded it to sequoia

[ashen basin]

Lmaoooo turns out the pain I’ve been having for a week and a half is a kidney stone wtf

[wicked surge]

😭

[ashen basin]

I figured it would hurt way more but ig it’s not that severe

Just sucks because I can’t drink as much in Vegas when I go tomorrow

But whatever, I usually prefer getting high there anyways

[polar python]

@muted shuttle is there a reason i cant just use a usb flash drive for the wii u games

surely itll run fine

its a wii u

[coarse wedge]

grandpa

[polar python]

other than the usb drive dying

but idgaf

[ashen basin]

Isn’t this what usbloadergx is for

[polar python]

yeah but i mean an actual flash drive not an external ssd/hdd

[muted shuttle]

idk if the Wii U has the same issue with non-working usb drives or straight up killing them

like the Wii

[polar python]

Ok we will find out this drive was like $10

[muted shuttle]

I used to use a flash drive with my Wii U and it worked fine but it was also a high end sandisk

[polar python]

Annoying to deal with the hdd when i wanna carry it downstairs

yeah this is a sandisk

[ashen basin]

my disc drive on my Wii is broken 💔

[muted shuttle]

Ok have fun

Have you modded it already

[polar python]

Happy birthday and thank you

Yea

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[polar python]

i am installing watch dogs

it was unplayable on the xbox 360 i cannot wait to see how much worse it is on this thing

[ashen basin]

It’s ok I have a 2TB drive filled with games but it’s sad because I have at least 100 physical Wii games

can’t play ctgp Wii because of it too

[polar python]

this thing can barely go above 1Mb/s writes even on the hdd

ok thats probably bc im installing from an amazon basics sd card nvm

[ashen basin]

My GameCube is still in perfect condition and I have a bunch of games for that too but I do have a few installed on my Wii as well

Modded double dash

[winter quarry]

Dang

Those are painful

Are you doing okay now?

[polar python]

drink more water bro

before u piss bigger rocks

[wicked surge]

not as bad as tendentious 😭

[ashen basin]

I drink so much water idk how this happened fr

[ashen basin]

Oh it does not hurt much

it just feels like when you need to pop your knuckle really bad

not even really a pain just a slight discomfort

[muted shuttle]

https://www.macrumors.com/2026/02/04/new-m5-chips-ios-26-3-beta/

\👀 \👀 \👀 \👀 \👀 \👀 \👀 \👀 \👀 \👀 \👀 \👀

[slow dirge]

Any of yall use modded Spotify?

[wicked surge]

yes

its on telegram

google

[winter quarry]

I see

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle Happy Birthday!

[simple drift]

uhh

[polar python]

Hi

[muted shuttle]

Hi

What do you want

[polar python]

M5 Max

Lowkey.

[muted shuttle]

Me too

[terse dome]

Sotra_C Sotra_D

[muted shuttle]

i need m5 max \👀 \👀 \👀 \👀 \👀

[terse dome]

lowkey i want Andros

[digital sable]

on my deriod

[icy cave]

someone from brasil here??

[polar python]

@desert cairn is

[terse dome]

fr tho andros is a codename that you will probably see in leaks a year from now

it hasnt spread yet

!

[digital sable]

?

[icy cave]

tnks

[digital sable]

cryptic ass message

[icy cave]

@desert cairn

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/442709792839172099/1375070724519100528/attachment.gif

[terse dome]

wtf stop posting your selfie

[icy cave]

osh

nebula tu usa que navegador?

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Hey

Wheres the feature i requested

[polar python]

i saw that

[muted shuttle]

Saw what

[icy cave]

nnebula se fingindo de gringo

e o crl

[desert cairn]

me no gringo

[icy cave]

very nice mai friendi

[jaunty garnet]

interesting username

[desert cairn]

based

[icy cave]

tota vibes

em nebula

[desert cairn]

Pr it

[icy cave]

tu usa que navegador

da um help ae

[muted shuttle]

I cant

Im not in the keto repo

[desert cairn]

Ur going to put malware in my bot

[icy cave]

vlw por ignorar

ae

[polar python]

@muted shuttle 1v1 me in bo2 wii u if u win ill add it

[ruby copper]

And ur not a dev

[polar python]

I got my pro controller locked and loaded

Its over for you

[muted shuttle]

Ok buddy whatever

I dont have bo2

[limber marlin]

when will you learn to never buy a Lite

[icy cave]

someone here can help me with brave

it is so lag

[limber marlin]

username

[icy cave]

idk why

[simple drift]

ive had it for years

[icy cave]

i have a 75hz monitor but the brave is on 30fps

[simple drift]

i got it in like 2021

[limber marlin]

return it

[icy cave]

anyone can help me with it?

[muted shuttle]

this isn't google

[simple drift]

ive done hardware modifications

no

and its out of warranty

[limber marlin]

damn

[icy cave]

i know but can i make it smooth or at least 60fps

[limber marlin]

nop

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle How many days ago was it

[icy cave]

so its gonna be 30fps every time?

[muted shuttle]

It was 36 days ago.

[icy cave]

whats the big deal with it?

why make de brave so lag

[limber marlin]

probably bogged down by user bloat

[icy cave]

hmm maybe...

fuck i cant put photos in here

[limber marlin]

I don't want your photos in here https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/719706522996965488.webp?size=48&animated=true&name=WeirdChamp~1&lossless=true

[polar python]

Hi https://chatgpt.com/?q=how+to+pirate+wii+u+games+aroma

[limber marlin]

what is bo2

[muted shuttle]

Hey i am too lazy

[polar python]

black ops 2

[muted shuttle]

• my gamepad is dead

• my pro controller is dead

• im lazy

Wait until i get m5 max so i have an sd card reader

[icy cave]

@limber marlin

[polar python]

Hi do u need money for chargers

[icy cave]

u see it?

like

[muted shuttle]

No i have the chargers

Im just lazy

[polar python]

Ok i wont be sending you money then'

[icy cave]

if i cut some accounts maybe is gonna me better?

[muted shuttle]

Turns out i lost the chargers etc

[limber marlin]

emulate gamepad on linux ez

[polar python]

Wow great website thank you.

[ashen basin]

I lost my WiiU gamepad and then when my family moved I lost the whole WiiU somehow 😭

I still have all the games for it too so where tf did it go

[chilly comet]

I hate having an addiction to update

[silk plover]

How do i get Java Minecraft on iOS

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[ashen basin]

What

[chilly comet]

I keep updating no matter what

For some reason

[ashen basin]

That is completely normal????

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-friendship-gif-9506071572617884122

[vital knoll]

@polar python

[rich island]

did we consider googling the question first 😭

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch

[vital knoll]

pojav doesn't work with Android

[rich island]

(yes i know it has a successor, it's linked on the readme, but no one reads the thing named readme nowadays either)

[gusty gulch]

hello

[simple drift]

@dense valve

[vital knoll]

goodbye

[rich island]

use zalith then

[vital knoll]

I want to use pojav tho

[zealous sedge]

I was literally just reading some news on my Wii U like any normal person

[chilly bear]

@half compass why the FUCK did he throw all his eyes out

sob emoji sob emoji

[wicked surge]

@vital knoll hi bestie bleepers

https://tenor.com/view/hey-cat-waving-wave-paw-gif-11249423921160715390

[gusty gulch]

you know the plants love being sang too

[chilly bear]

@half compass now i remember tas bridge

i saw clips of it

[true plover]

Why are the bubbles drifting away

[unique fable]

Bro

[muted shuttle]

Bro

[simple drift]

Bro

chat is persona 5 royal good

[coarse wedge]

waking frankenstein up from the dead

tape is pretty long so it could hold to a couple of hours of recording

playing recorded videos is pretty primitive due to the ancient technology but thank god i know how to use it unlike some

funny thing its video quality is not really normal (a bit too advanced looking) for an early 90s vhs camcorder

so it doesnt really look that crappy

which is fairly nice

news cameramen once used these babies

just need a tv with av ports to record this

and were done

[true plover]

Ermmmm actually Frankenstein was the doctor it’s Frankensteins monster you mean

[jagged turret]

https://www.quora.com/Does-Frankenstein-s-monster-eventually-die

[true plover]

Failed embedding

[jagged turret]

It's quora

there's no embed

[true plover]

Blah blah

Sponch bop

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HwPbVt/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[true plover]

:3

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/vitalik-gif-21354236

[simple drift]

that’s vitalik buterin right

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HwaGXW/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

xoLion archive (@xolionarchive)

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[fossil citrus]

pojav is discontinued, its now amethystMC

[rich island]

mf

[simple drift]

i love this shell so much

[fossil citrus]

oh wow im blind

[simple drift]

also love key reselling websites

[winter meadow]

Broke ass

[simple drift]

i got the game for 70% off

bffr

why would you not

[autumn lodge]

Do not search up Tim Cook on polybuzz

[winter meadow]

gooning app

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet I just did a ChromeOS rice on Linux

[autumn lodge]

Dude someone made Tim Cook on polybuzz

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/vitalik-gif-21354236

[jaunty garnet]

look at their profile

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/sliding-into-dm-gif-18344290

[simple drift]

embed

[winter meadow]

Skull emoji

[exotic thistle]

meow

[autumn lodge]

I don’t use it to goon

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet Should I try to do any other rices to look like any other OSes

[jaunty garnet]

macOS 10.7

[exotic thistle]

whats a rice

and make a amogos one

[jaunty garnet]

something like how red star looks

[winter meadow]

How hard could transferring a iPhone 4s board get

[untold helm]

Last classic macOS?

[exotic thistle]

very

[jaunty garnet]

yes

[simple drift]

the nintendo switch os

good luck

[jaunty garnet]

its ass

[simple drift]

wait

[exotic thistle]

3ds os...

[untold helm]

(Could just use emulation station for this tbh)

[simple drift]

that’s just the ozone theme in retroarch

never mind

[winter meadow]

PS3/PSP XMB

[simple drift]

ok uhhh

[simple drift]

retroarch

[autumn lodge]

Windows xp

[winter meadow]

Cheating

[untold helm]

I’ve done macOS, Windows 11 and ChromeOS rices so far

Not 100% finished with the ChromeOS one but it’s almost damn there

[autumn lodge]

I connected windows xp to the open internet and someone changed my desktop wallpaper to nsfw :/

[exotic thistle]

what is a rice

[exotic thistle]

yep

[untold helm]

Was is gay

[exotic thistle]

that happens

[exotic thistle]

????

[simple drift]

mcdonald’s ordering screen

[exotic thistle]

😭

[autumn lodge]

Yea…

It definitely wasn’t Russian

[simple drift]

L opsec

[autumn lodge]

But I was getting pings from the Russian federation

[gilded rapids]

damn I got fat

looking at myself in the mirror 😭

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

[gilded rapids]

@muted shuttle

idk ima join in

[muted shuttle]

Huh

[untold helm]

Already did a windows install of that one (and got banned from the Kisok)

[simple drift]

mf got banned

from mcdonald’s kiosk

[jaunty garnet]

employment simulator

[untold helm]

Have u not 😛

[simple drift]

no…

[untold helm]

Smh

[simple drift]

i find it so funny that the nintendo switch can emulate the nintendo switch

[untold helm]

Doesn’t like Minecraft bedrock run better like this 😭

[simple drift]

bedrock just sucks

java on linux on a switch runs good

[untold helm]

Um

When overclocked and with optimization mods I guess it runes fine

[simple drift]

yeah

hell of a lot better than bedrock

[green sequoia]

i can't gain weight

💀

[true plover]

[wild pelican]

dat looks ANCIENT

[true plover]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-san-andreas-gta-san-andreas-gta-sa-gta-gif-24119203

Geen

Kar

[versed sun]

My first ever full 3d model I made

[wild pelican]

извини, я обычно юри ставлю, мб кто-то другой гейские обои поставил :(

[true plover]

Russian jumpscare

[wild pelican]

means "sorry, I usually set yuri bgs, maybe someone else set gay ones :("

[ornate latch]

Ok

[untold helm]

Never seen technology in a business setting before haven’t you

[muted shuttle]

its everywhere

[tame rock]

Pain in my ass

[winter meadow]

Pain in Spriter’s ass

[versed sun]

I’ve hit the limit on how many tabs I can have open in safari

[thick tapir]

is that a good stat?

[gilded rapids]

grad school is hard finna drop out 😭

[digital wraith]

yo spriter wats up brah

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HEBQJo/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[coral fog]

love raccoons

[tame rock]

What

[digital wraith]

Its me fard123

[tame rock]

I uh

Forgor

[digital wraith]

Look at server and friend mutual

[tame rock]

Uhh

[digital wraith]

i remember you from Ates port

[tame rock]

Oh ok

[thick tapir]

no mods online!

[tame rock]

Maxine isn’t real

[fervent dove]

meow

[tame rock]

https://tenor.com/view/grandma-cat-huh-crazy-eyes-gif-12990719

[muted shuttle]

just want everyone to know

that wasn't me

[digital wraith]

oh ok

[manic tulip]

Yes it was

Liar

[cinder pebble]

I think it's you

[muted shuttle]

achoo

sorry

sneezed

etc

[wary badge]

Someone please help me

[manic tulip]

Photoshopped

[muted shuttle]

Theres a fucking

Bug on my monitor

[cinder pebble]

Message edited

[muted shuttle]

My 4k monitor

[wary badge]

What the fuck is a merged cell and why wont excel let me copy it

Please someone

[cinder pebble]

Smash it

[wary badge]

I will pay

[muted shuttle]

Hell no 😭 😭 😭 😭

[muted shuttle]

Merged cells in Excel, Numbers, and other spreadsheet applications combine two or more adjacent cells into one, primarily for creating, formatting, or centering headers across columns. While improving visual layout, merging can complicate data analysis, sorting, and filtering. To merge, select the cells and choose "Merge & Center" or "Merge Cells" from the ribbon/menu

[cinder pebble]

Was it inside of the monitor or something

[muted shuttle]

No it flew on there

[manic tulip]

Me when I google my issue

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/office/merge-and-unmerge-cells-in-excel-5cbd15d5-9375-4540-907f-c673a93fcedf

[gilded rapids]

@muted shuttle I downgraded sorta 😭

[muted shuttle]

Wdym

[wary badge]

When i unmerge it it all disappears

[gilded rapids]

I went to the Apple store after work and returned my ultra 3 and got a series 11

[muted shuttle]

Oh

Why

[gilded rapids]

I just really didn’t like how bulky it felt

[muted shuttle]

Ah

I got used to mine after a while

Coming from a 44mm se2 to this thing was a big jump

Which size of series 11 did u get

[gilded rapids]

I think I will miss the super battery of the ultra 😭
But it’s alright I’m gonna turn off raise to wake

46mm Jet titanium

[muted shuttle]

peak

[gilded rapids]

This is nice tho I can actually use aod

My s7 I turned off aod and just kept raise to wake

hmm idk if I want cellular on this device. If I kept my ultra I probably would have gotten cell

[dense valve]

Whoops

my dog jumped on the keyboard

@muted shuttle

i have secret access to logs

[untold helm]

Why get the ultra 3 in the first place

[gilded rapids]

I wanted to try it out

go big or go home ya know lol

[untold helm]

Wait what does the ultra have that series 11 doesn’t have that the SE doesn’t have

[gilded rapids]

my S7 battery capacity was at 75% too and I just wanted a newer watch. I like that the new watches have a stand alone speaker

um actually idk

I just don’t want the SE

titanium? lol

[thick tapir]

why moon red

[digital sable]

because it can be deleted

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch

[untold helm]

Shit can’t be placed there bro

[vital knoll]

since you don't want it can I have it for free

danke

[gilded rapids]

I returned it

😭

[vital knoll]

well unreturn it

[gilded rapids]

Did u hear McDonald’s is releasing their caviar

[untold helm]

No

Type shit that ai generates

[gusty gulch]

hello

[gilded rapids]

https://corporate.mcdonalds.com/corpmcd/our-stories/article/mcdonalds-mcnugget-caviar-valentines-day.html

[gusty gulch]

wtf

is that really the moon

[gilded rapids]

https://apnews.com/article/mcdonalds-caviar-mcnuggets-fast-food-valentines-day-87a2002409008e376dc56f307b20f751

[vital knoll]

hi sexy why aren't you meg?

[gusty gulch]

I'm jazzy

[vital knoll]

yes but you should be meg

[gilded rapids]

It’s a real thing there’s a count down too

[vital knoll]

I don't like fishy things

I can only do sushi

[gilded rapids]

https://mcnuggetcaviar.com/countdown

idk bro caviar on nugget lol

[dense valve]

@desert cairn Is it working

[vital knoll]

have y'all seen that x factor guy saying sorry

it's hilarous

[chilly bear]

@dense valve tap in

[vital knoll]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSaWKbPes/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

[vital knoll]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSaWK5MD3/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

[tough perch]

Why did Apple pull a genius and decide highlighting should be in grey in CarPlay?

[copper tendon]

i want apple to stop signing macos ipsws

[spark yacht]

And I want to watch the world burn but it never happened

[untold helm]

Outside taste better than gray

[chilly bear]

this actually happens cuz it’s treating carplay as a secondary screen that’s unfocused

sorry i completely made that up

[molten lance]

They don’t have a reason to do that

firmware signing exists to prevent people from downgrading to a version that can be jailbreak

macOS doesn’t require any modifications to access the system files

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Hello!

[velvet zenith]

If the vm is lagging im going to kill you

[red hinge]

Wordle 1692 5/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜
🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Why is the vm laggy

[polar python]

Mine or his

[velvet zenith]

Yours

[polar python]

Ovh probably

[tough perch]

Why do I feel this strange feeling like lust for murder when clicking the route I wish to take on maps and then it doesn’t click

[velvet zenith]

Ummm

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Why is the vm laggy

[chilly bear]

Wordle 1692 6/7

🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨
🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨
⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Why is the virtual machine experiencing lag?

[red hinge]

fr

[velvet zenith]

Ohhh its probably just ovh

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Could you please explain the reason behind the lag experienced by the virtual machine?

[velvet zenith]

This at like 8% usage

[velvet zenith]

Can you get a job

[polar python]

@desert cairn For what possible constellation of deeply inconvenient, mildly infuriating, and questionably foreseeable reasons is this ostensibly virtualized computing environment failing to perform even remotely close to the smooth, responsive, low-latency experience one might naïvely expect, and instead exhibiting pronounced, persistent, and highly noticeable operational sluggishness?

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn For what possible constellation of deeply inconvenient, mildly infuriating, and questionably foreseeable reasons is this ostensibly virtualized computing environment failing to perform even remotely close to the smooth, responsive, low-latency experience one might naïvely expect, and instead exhibiting pronounced, persistent, and highly noticeable operational sluggishness?

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[red hinge]

@desert cairn For what possible constellation of deeply inconvenient, mildly infuriating, and questionably foreseeable reasons is this ostensibly virtualized computing environment failing to perform even remotely close to the smooth, responsive, low-latency experience one might naïvely expect, and instead exhibiting pronounced, persistent, and highly noticeable operational sluggishness?

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn For what possible constellation of deeply inconvenient, mildly infuriating, and questionably foreseeable reasons is this ostensibly virtualized computing environment failing to perform even remotely close to the smooth, responsive, low-latency experience one might naïvely expect, and instead exhibiting pronounced, persistent, and highly noticeable operational sluggishness?

[velvet zenith]

Can you get a job

[molten lance]

Being an admin is her j*b

[muted shuttle]

I got my van back today so idk I might

[shut jewel]

@desert cairn For what possible constellation of deeply inconvenient, mildly infuriating, and questionably foreseeable reasons is this ostensibly virtualized computing environment failing to perform even remotely close to the smooth, responsive, low-latency experience one might naïvely expect, and instead exhibiting pronounced, persistent, and highly noticeable operational sluggishness?

[velvet zenith]

Did you crash it

Is that why you didnt have it

[muted shuttle]

No

[red hinge]

hello good morning sir, job is inaccessible for any newly rjb administrator

[muted shuttle]

Battery cable was fucked

[red hinge]

please stop asking maxxine to get a job

[muted shuttle]

Or battery terminal thing idk

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Please ban scamming user @red hinge

[muted shuttle]

I had to wiggle the negative battery cable to get it to crank sometimes

[red hinge]

@muted shuttle Please ban scamming user @red hinge

[tough perch]

Sell powder in the back of the van for money
(talking about selling sugar)

[muted shuttle]

Also got my wheel speed sensor replaced so

[velvet zenith]

@coarse ginkgo She paid money for someone to tighten a nut

[muted shuttle]

I have traction control now

[muted shuttle]

Yeah no

[polar python]

I tighten nuts for free

[velvet zenith]

@coarse ginkgo She paid someone to install a wheel speed sensor

[muted shuttle]

The thing was tight

[desert cairn]

Daddy's money

[coarse ginkgo]

mentally handicapped

[red hinge]

can you tighten my nut?

[muted shuttle]

Yeah because I don’t trust myself to do it

Thx

[coarse ginkgo]

nor would i tbf, you have a point

[tough perch]

I love scamming @red hinge can I give you free Roblox robux?

[velvet zenith]

Its already broken

If u broke it even more its not a problem

Cause its already broken

[muted shuttle]

I have traction control now bro

[ashen basin]

Man I wish fallout had more than 8 episodes a season

[muted shuttle]

My abs light is gone

[red hinge]

go ahead

[untold helm]

@tough perch where the fuck is monkey doo

[coarse ginkgo]

hey @ruby copper, it doesn’t work

[tough perch]

Just send me 80 bitcoin and I’ll send back 80 bitcoin WITH ROBUX!1!1!11!!!!

[tough perch]

He got in a farming accident

[red hinge]

you give me robux first and i give you bitcoin

[shut jewel]

i used to try and get free robux and would do those surveys without knowing i was making the scammer money

[velvet zenith]

When does mineekware ever work

[tough perch]

Does it come with insurance?

[red hinge]

[coarse ginkgo]

Ok. Make the low fuel light disappear now

[velvet zenith]

https://www.costco.ca/govee-rgbic-interior-car-led-strip-lights.product.4000356341.html

[red hinge]

20% tax

[polar python]

Access Denied

You don't have permission to access "http://www.costco.ca/govee-rgbic-interior-car-led-strip-lights.product.4000356341.html" on this server.
Reference #18.4b691702.1770263516.adc1827e

https://errors.edgesuite.net/18.4b691702.1770263516.adc1827e

[tough perch]

Not too bad in this economy

[ashen basin]

If I could afford 80 bitcoin I’d buy robux without even checking the price

[coarse ginkgo]

Access Denied

You don't have permission to access "http://www.costco.ca/govee-rgbic-interior-car-led-strip-lights.product.4000356341.html" on this server.

[red hinge]

Access Denied
You don't have permission to access "http://www.costco.ca/govee-rgbic-interior-car-led-strip-lights.product.4000356341.html" on this server.

Reference #18.b1104576.1770263534.23fd07c0

https://errors.edgesuite.net/18.b1104576.1770263534.23fd07c0

[coarse ginkgo]

thx

[tough perch]

Lmao

[desert cairn]

Access Denied
You don't have permission to access "http://www.costco.ca/govee-rgbic-interior-car-led-strip-lights.product.4000356341.html" on this server.

Reference #18.b1104576.1770263534.23fd07c0

https://errors.edgesuite.net/18.b1104576.1770263534.23fd07c0

[alpine chasm]

Tf is this

[chilly bear]

it’s

Access Denied
You don't have permission to access "http://www.costco.ca/govee-rgbic-interior-car-led-strip-lights.product.4000356341.html" on this server.

Reference #18.b1104576.1770263534.23fd07c0

https://errors.edgesuite.net/18.b1104576.1770263534.23fd07c0

[red hinge]

nebula self bot

[coarse ginkgo]

ok it’s 5:52am, my work starts at 6 and i’m still in bed

[red hinge]

plz ban

[coral fog]

Access Denied
You don't have permission to access "http://www.costco.ca/govee-rgbic-interior-car-led-strip-lights.product.4000356341.html" on this server.

Reference #18.b1104576.1770263534.23fd07c0

https://errors.edgesuite.net/18.b1104576.1770263534.23fd07c0

[muted shuttle]

I dont think there’s a light for that but I lowkey need gas

[shut jewel]

it's me

[untold helm]

Access Denied
You don't have permission to access "http://www.costco.ca/govee-rgbic-interior-car-led-strip-lights.product.4000356341.html" on this server.

Reference #18.b1104576.1770263534.23fd07c0

https://errors.edgesuite.net/18.b1104576.1770263534.23fd07c0

[muted shuttle]

True

[velvet zenith]

@coarse ginkgo Yo i wanna get my windows tinted what percentage do i get

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith I hate your country

[muted shuttle]

100%

[velvet zenith]

Me too

[green sequoia]

ahlelele ahlelas.

[velvet zenith]

So no tint

[tough perch]

Is he American

[desert cairn]

No Canadian

[muted shuttle]

Yea

[tough perch]

Sorry aboot that

[coarse ginkgo]

go get some fuel

[shut jewel]

i hate every country except my country because it isn't my country so i don't like it

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith you should move to NY you're right there anyway

[velvet zenith]

@coarse ginkgo Yo what percentage tint do i get

[coarse ginkgo]

gays

[coarse ginkgo]

5%

[velvet zenith]

Ontario
Windshield : No tint allowed
Rear : Any tint allowed as long as the vehicle has both left and right side rear-view mirrors
Front Side : 70% VLT or higher
Back Side : Any Tint

[green sequoia]

how can you hate on equatorial guinea

[tough perch]

Fr*nce

[fervent dove]

@shut jewel's timezone is America/Phoenix 🇺🇸
It is currently 08:55 PM MST

[shut jewel]

im sorry

[untold helm]

wtf

[coarse ginkgo]

5 minutes till shift starts

[green sequoia]

you better be

[fervent dove]

@coarse ginkgo's timezone is Europe/Riga 🇱🇻
It is currently 05:55 AM EET

[tough perch]

Why does Russia of all places have free healthcare and I don’t

[desert cairn]

https://x.com/feralphunter/status/2018902918221398444?s=46 @velvet zenith

𝔽eral ℙawg ℍunter (@FeralPHunter)

women love putting their sweaty cold feet on you and fortunately i also love that

X · Feb 4, 2026, 4:22 AM

[coarse ginkgo]

ts pmo

[shut jewel]

😔

[shut jewel]

???

[coarse ginkgo]

sniff

[velvet zenith]

@coarse ginkgo Should i just do 30% all around

[tough perch]

Gng

[muted shuttle]

Freak

[untold helm]

Hi

[coarse ginkgo]

do something illegal, don’t comply

[velvet zenith]

i like the tint on my dads car but at night its just too much

[coarse ginkgo]

hi

[desert cairn]

And ?

[coarse ginkgo]

she’s jealous

[muted shuttle]

Go get some bitches

Or something

Idk

[coarse ginkgo]

friendliest of fires

[desert cairn]

Pot calls the kettle black

[coarse ginkgo]

2 minutes till shift starts, still in bed

[muted shuttle]

Im not looking for bitches

[coarse ginkgo]

ts pmo

[muted shuttle]

What’s the word for dude bitches

[shut jewel]

mods

[desert cairn]

I don't care

[coarse ginkgo]

thank god

[velvet zenith]

The guys arent looking for you either

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[desert cairn]

How much you wanna bet Maxine is scrolling reels right now

[muted shuttle]

Im not actually

[desert cairn]

Who would've guessed

[muted shuttle]

???

Im not on reels wtf

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle
Joshua $AI Guild Tag — 1/24/26 4:57 PM
Hello, do you have tweak that can be use for bumble American market?

[muted shuttle]

I’ve been on discord and I was just in the mail app

[shut jewel]

which mail app

[muted shuttle]

Mail

[shut jewel]

r/jailbreak server

[wild pelican]

мяу :3

[coarse ginkgo]

[polar python]

@muted shuttle ahh post https://www.instagram.com/p/DUUapOwkRUS/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[polar python]

Stfu

[red hinge]

"transgf_lesbian"

[limber marlin]

is this meow in cyrillic

[red hinge]

is that user both trans and lesbian

:/

[polar python]

This is what happens to ur feed when u follow maxine

[wild pelican]

yes

[muted shuttle]

U don’t even follow me

[muted shuttle]

Also false because these are injections and I hate needles

[limber marlin]

chinese are banned byebye

[rose spear]

when is there going to be a signed ipsw for iOS 18 again

[limber marlin]

never

[manic tulip]

Never again

[rose spear]

ur joking

[red hinge]

i am interested

[polar python]

Isnt it the most effective

[limber marlin]

hydrate

[polar python]

hydrate

[muted shuttle]

I think so but god I hate needles

[muted shuttle]

Do I accept chat

[limber marlin]

is injection propaganda on the rise again

[manic tulip]

iOS 18 has been superseded, the only ipsw's will be for devices stuck on iOS 18

[limber marlin]

I am stuck on iOS 15

[manic tulip]

Like the iPad 7

[red hinge]

wtf who's this

[manic tulip]

Aaron (real)

[rose spear]

was it this early for iOS 18

[manic tulip]

My condolences

[limber marlin]

why are you sorry

I am not sorry

[manic tulip]

this early
We are on the brink of iOS 26.3?

[limber marlin]

where's the robert downey jr emote

[red hinge]

"0 followers"

poor aaron

[rose spear]

maybe ur right

[manic tulip]

@spark gale u fell off on insta

[red hinge]

its thread

[rose spear]

I just don’t like iOS 26

[vital knoll]

dude sings @polar python

[manic tulip]

Same shit different billionaire's anus

[red hinge]

fr

[polar python]

is that threads

[polar python]

Hey thats a lie he has 300 followers

Unfourtunately

[velvet zenith]

Dont

I blocked maxine

And mineek

[copper tendon]

same bro

[red hinge]

fr

[copper tendon]

we need a downgrade path to ios 18

[limber marlin]

RULE 11

[red hinge]

what's that

[limber marlin]

CCP banned

that's the rule

[red hinge]

fr

fuck the chinese

[limber marlin]

fire engine

[wild pelican]

wasn't china almost not mentioned in le files tho?

[red hinge]

xi jinping was never in the files

[wild pelican]

there was US mentioned, UK, a tad bit of Russia

[red hinge]

trump has around 1900 mentions

[wild pelican]

cuz one Russian model agency was providing girls for Epstein

[red hinge]

not counting for the latest dump

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/sliding-into-dm-gif-18344290

[limber marlin]

how many times is israel mentioned

[wild pelican]

biden was never in the files as well

which tbh proves the theory that biden was sent by republican party to paint democrats as dumb af

[gusty gulch]

bro was just shilling Israel for the love of the game

[limber marlin]

[wild pelican]

wat

[gusty gulch]

Biden

[red hinge]

[wild pelican]

TWO HUNDRED GIGABYTES?

[limber marlin]

only 258GB

[wild pelican]

does it contain actual vids or smth?

[red hinge]

its the entire bin laden dump

not epstein

[burnt kite]

Whataboutism

[wild pelican]

didn't bin laden actually had anime and nsfw on his hard drive?

[limber marlin]

I was told bin laden had at least two hard drives

that has to be more than 258GB

[limber marlin]

who are you

[red hinge]

CIA cleared malware and sensitive materials

[burnt kite]

theyre just trying to change the subject with those "files"

[gusty gulch]

you know Epstein was a mossad agent right

[limber marlin]

what's the subject

[gusty gulch]

it literally all leads to Israel

[limber marlin]

fuck israel

[burnt kite]

Rule 11

[gusty gulch]

so true

[limber marlin]

[gusty gulch]

bro hates the truth

[limber marlin]

zionist shill

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/jewish-guy-footwork-fast-dance-bar-mitzvah-gif-10134514280683942492

[limber marlin]

who gave me motion sickness

this isn't free for all!!

[gusty gulch]

jew mama

[limber marlin]

joe bama

gottem

I miss mineek

[red hinge]

wanna watch some tom and jerry?

https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/03/03398EE69CC92EB9C216D107A914BF92_Tom___Jerry_-_070.rmvb

[copper tendon]

damn macos 15 is so old, my airpods 3 dont show up in find my and i cant change any of the new settings

[shut jewel]

what is tom and jerry doing on the cia website

[red hinge]

bin laden pirated tom and jerry

[shut jewel]

oh

how many episodes were pirated

[limber marlin]

is sonic on bin laden's hard drive

[red hinge]

:/

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle

[burnt kite]

He also had this book called bloodlines of illuminati

[shut jewel]

no but he watched cars

[limber marlin]

9/11 canon in cars universe

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn yo check insta

[velvet zenith]

ur not full tank

We lowkey at the same fuel level

[red hinge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V5cG8dCiYw there's no fucking way

epstein has a minecraft channel

[vital knoll]

hi cutie

cutie juseyo

[limber marlin]

where is the original??

[limber marlin]

how do you hijack a plane

[red hinge]

removed from youtube

[limber marlin]

what kind of car is that

could you imagine relying on a digital speedometer

[velvet zenith]

There is no issue with the start stop system

[velvet zenith]

auto start stop is awful

[shut jewel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/yBmTjsSzUfM

[limber marlin]

why drink coffee

it just kills me

🐉

[thick tapir]

previous owner coded mine to remember the previous state 🙏

so its just always off

[shut jewel]

i don't

[limber marlin]

which bot does ai in here

[shut jewel]

are you talking about gir

[limber marlin]

any bot

@fervent dove

[winter meadow]

None have a actual AI

[limber marlin]

why is your profile picture clippy

surely it isn't because of louis rossmann

[winter meadow]

[vital knoll]

@limber marlin this bot does it yes

[limber marlin]

[versed sun]

2nd 3d model I made vs my first ever 3d model

[winter meadow]

I changed all my accounts to SyrianClippy lol

[limber marlin]

are you going to 3D print it

[limber marlin]

what's a syrian

oh

[winter meadow]

Even if rossmann says to remove it I wont

[limber marlin]

🇸🇾

[versed sun]

Think I should?

[limber marlin]

yop

free graphics

[vital knoll]

I think the scale is a bit off /s

[shut jewel]

if theres 3d printer and 2d printer then where is the 4d printer

[limber marlin]

your mom

[jaunty garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/free-smiley-faces-de-emoji-gun-riffle-shoot-gif-16168342

[versed sun]

Probably is but it’s only my second time ever 3d modeling

I made that computer a few years ago

[versed sun]

And made the gpu today

[vital knoll]

It exists in a dimension we can't comprehend as we can only see 3 dimensions.

[shut jewel]

ohhh ok

[limber marlin]

open your eye

[shut jewel]

general

[limber marlin]

[jaunty garnet]

wrong

this is only for roblox jailbreak discussion.

[shut jewel]

sorry :(

[vestal plaza]

New here
Is there a jailbreak available for a iPhone 16 PM with iOS 26.3 🥴

[agile dirge]

Pretty sure not

you can always check ios.cfw

well actually definitly not idk what I'm saying 😭

[shut jewel]

next ios jailbreak vulnerability will be related to imessage trust

[agile dirge]

i mean

maybe

[shut jewel]

didn't that one ios malware use imessage

[agile dirge]

yessir it did

[shut jewel]

and that imessage text that crashed iphones

[agile dirge]

dude that was so funny

completely unrelated to jailbreaks though

but yeah I used that text on my freidns and family at the time, so fun

[spark yacht]

Imagine if your family friend needs to call an ambulance and you send them this text

[agile dirge]

I mean I was right in front of them so I could alternatively call the ambulance

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-troll-face-troll-face-phonk-troll-face-terror-dark-gif-3039755119636354997

[gusty gulch]

meow

[agile dirge]

this was me like 5 feet away from them after sending the text^

[vital knoll]

hi my lil discord kitty

[shut jewel]

[thick tapir]

yes its also common asf cuz like the closer to the horizon the moon is the more red it is cuz physics and shit

[versed sun]

Safari won’t let me open new tabs

[worthy quail]

Close the open ones

[versed sun]

I don’t even know what to close

[coarse shard]

Guys #palera1n

[untold helm]

Happy Birthday!

[worthy quail]

any one of the (500?) open tabs

[worthy quail]

ty 💜

[coarse shard]

Happy birthday

[versed sun]

Probably will just close them all and start over again

[coarse shard]

Guys can anyone help my device is spring looping

[untold helm]

What did you do before it happened

[shut jewel]

don't say the name of the repo

bad repo

[jaunty garnet]

🪵

[coarse shard]

I just started using my device took it unlocked and I increased brightness and it spring looped

[untold helm]

Were you low on storage

[coarse shard]

I don’t think so

I am rootless

[shut jewel]

do you remember what tweaks you installed?

[coarse shard]

Ig

[untold helm]

if you were there’s a chance that your device can bootloop if it’s dangerously low

A week ago I had my phone at 66mb left and luckily I deleted enough shit in time

[coarse shard]

What should I do rn

[untold helm]

You can try to restore the device in iTunes

[shut jewel]

apple should fix that

[coarse shard]

Nah

[untold helm]

They can’t really tho

[coarse shard]

Can’t I just restart

[shut jewel]

oh ok

that sucks

[untold helm]

Unless they force reserve some space ig

[coarse shard]

Is there a safe mode combination?

[untold helm]

Have you tried a hard reboot?

!t reboot

[fervent dove]

reboot

This will force reboot the device. For normal rebooting instructions, see the normalreboot tag.

iPhone 8 or newer (including all notched devices, iPhone SE 2020 and newer):

• Press and release volume up
• Press and release volume down
• Press and hold the side button for 10-20 seconds until the Apple logo appears

iPhone 7:

• Press and hold the volume down and power buttons for 10-20 seconds until the Apple logo appears

iPhone 6S/SE 2016/iPad 8th or older:

• Press and hold the home and power buttons for 10-20 seconds until the Apple logo appears

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 2,160 times · Mar 14, 2021, 7:51 PM

[shut jewel]

why can't it just be the same for every device wth

[coarse shard]

Didn’t yet

Let me do it

Booting

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Turns off

It turned off instantly after booting

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@muted shuttle isn’t ur name like Maxine

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Stfu

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@patent crest sigh slurs

[empty vale]

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lol

@untold helm it isn’t booting

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Are you willing to loose all your data?

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No

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@spark gale why do some macos betas show as being unsigned? pretty sure all macos ipsw files are signed

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What to do

I had 16.7.11

I can’t lose it

[abstract tundra]

Apple starts unsigning macos

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For one why did you put so much faith into it

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I mean it’s not that much

Everything is online

I might lose iCloud stuff

Since I didn’t backup

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I would say try to do a hard reboot again

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Press power button till logo appears?

Vol up down power

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Is this a iPhone X?

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Yes

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Vol up then switch to vol down and hold the side button

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Hold till logo right?

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Yes

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Isn’t working

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Are you holding vol up for a half second then right after holding volume down for a half second

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Yes

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(Which after is when you hold the side button)

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Yes

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Hm, maybe try using palera1n to shove it into recovery mode and use the exit recovery command after

Also for future reference what tweak was last installed

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What the command to exit it

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Forgot lol

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I believe -n ?

Sigh