general

[gusty gulch]

I can't speak Chinese

[velvet zenith]

I worked 2 weeks during winter break

[terse dome]

996 💪

[real cobalt]

Stop acting like an Instagram sigma male who sells a course

[gusty gulch]

generous pto

[real cobalt]

Sleep is not the worst thing people do

[gusty gulch]

I have 25 hours of vacation time

16 hours of personal day

[copper tendon]

i mean if you think about it its literally a waste of time lol

if you didnt need to sleep that'd be awesome

[gusty gulch]

24 hours of floating holiday

[velvet zenith]

This is awful ragebait

[real cobalt]

Ok then don't sleep bro

[ruby copper]

No it's time ur body needs to recharge bruh

[gusty gulch]

and paid holidays

[real cobalt]

See how you live

[red hinge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRhBahmZNAs

he is true though

[gusty gulch]

I'm taking 2 days off next week and going to San Diego for the weekend

[copper tendon]

you aren't even understanding what im trying to say

[real cobalt]

It doesn't matter

[ruby copper]

You're gonna feel miserable without sleep. Sleep isn't just to recharge energy it also is to put your mind at ease

[real cobalt]

You have to sleep so sleep

Who cares if you spend a third of the day sleeping

[copper tendon]

yes, but it would be cool if humans did not need to sleep to recharge energy

[gusty gulch]

yon also do a lot of healing and growing in your aleep

[ruby copper]

true

Its important all around

[red hinge]

its true

[copper tendon]

its important yes, but it would be cool if we didnt need it

[red hinge]

that's why my peepee go stone every morning

[gusty gulch]

.

[real cobalt]

Every single creature sleeps or does something very similar

[terse dome]

you know what would also be cool; if we could fly

but we cant

[gusty gulch]

teleport

[ruby copper]

I would love to be able to fly bro

[copper tendon]

true as fuck

[gusty gulch]

me too

[velvet zenith]

No i dont want to fly

[red hinge]

you know what would also be cool? if everyone on this server doesn't have at least one mental disorder

[velvet zenith]

U guys r weird

[terse dome]

see this is why i have you blocked

[gusty gulch]

also I would love to be able to eat like a nutrition packed cookie and be full for the day

[copper tendon]

ACTUALLY true as fuck holy

[velvet zenith]

They got planes for flying

[terse dome]

terrible opinions

[copper tendon]

truth fucking nuke

[gusty gulch]

I hate figuring what to eat everyday

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[terse dome]

im sure one is available for like a billion dollars

[velvet zenith]

Just letting you all know I have blocked people on Discord. I want to ensure you all know I have blocked people because it is important. I am so irritated at select people that I have blocked them, I hope you know that. Did I mention I have blocked people on this server? I wonder what they're saying, I'll never know. Cuz y'know, I blocked them.

[gusty gulch]

it's more freeing not in a plane

[velvet zenith]

Stick your head out

[red hinge]

instant noodles

[velvet zenith]

Problem solved

[gusty gulch]

okay

[red hinge]

distinctive flavor every day

[gusty gulch]

not healthy

[copper tendon]

if you could remove your taste buds would you

[gusty gulch]

no

I like eating sometimes

[red hinge]

then add veggies

boom, healthy

[ruby copper]

Well

[gusty gulch]

I love ramen but the sodium is insane

[copper tendon]

yea but then you would have no excuse not to eat healthy

[gusty gulch]

so no

[copper tendon]

because it wouldnt matter at all

[velvet zenith]

Did you know theres taste buds on your balls

[red hinge]

true

[velvet zenith]

Supposedely

[copper tendon]

i did not know this

[low mortar]

really

[gusty gulch]

dip them in hot soup to test

[crisp saffron]

Nah it’s just like extremely close to the blood stream so it can travel or smth

[velvet zenith]

My only source is brandon salad btw

[red hinge]

nah

just dip your balls in sugar

[velvet zenith]

I have not done the research myself

[crisp saffron]

if you whacked some onion on your balls you’d eventually taste the onion allegedly

[gusty gulch]

@limber temple

he never responds when I tag 🤧

[terse dome]

yeah i think thats why people put like estrogen pads there

[gusty gulch]

lmaol

[copper tendon]

what would it feel like to guillotine style chop off your sack while awake

[velvet zenith]

painful

[terse dome]

try it

tell us the results

[velvet zenith]

U try it for us though

[copper tendon]

could it heal

[terse dome]

find out

[low mortar]

you'd need to cauterise it

[red hinge]

wanna try it?

[low mortar]

and then you'd need trt for the rest of ur life

[ruby copper]

How did we go from flying to ts in 3 minutes

[terse dome]

becoming transgender with none of the benefits and all of the pain

[ruby copper]

Nope

[low mortar]

so many men are on trt

[red hinge]

actually

your take of so many does not yield an exact result

[ruby copper]

@low mortar @terse dome it is officially been a month. Damn

It was 32 days ago now

[red hinge]

"so many" could include me

except i am straight

:/

[low mortar]

a lot of guys take it just because they dont make enough T naturally

especially older guys

[copper tendon]

or they take it to get bigger

[low mortar]

thats dumb though

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn What the hell

[red hinge]

wait

[low mortar]

overloading on T is just dumb

[red hinge]

hrt and not trt

fuck

[velvet zenith]

i just saw StrokeStyle.swift

[copper tendon]

big muscles

[red hinge]

we got so many 3 letter words

[terse dome]

although i guess they never have had to fight their own body producing something different in larger quantities

[red hinge]

HRT, TRT, HDR, STD, ASS

[narrow crown]

male pattern baldness speedrun

[red hinge]

its so confusing

[terse dome]

ASS

[low mortar]

growing tits speedrun

[narrow crown]

umm ido nt think whats what T does am

[low mortar]

well

excess T is broken down into estrogen

thats why some body builders who juice end up growing tits

[copper tendon]

what if you overload on E

[red hinge]

you become mineek

[low mortar]

you'll have a stroke

[copper tendon]

what if you have neither

[terse dome]

@ruby copper is this true

[untold helm]

“Or so I am told”

[copper tendon]

like no T or E

[terse dome]

you die

[low mortar]

menopause

[red hinge]

no

[narrow crown]

wild!

[low mortar]

thats literally menopause

[red hinge]

you become @terse dome

sorry

[copper tendon]

what if you overload on both T and E

[narrow crown]

T probably wins out

[red hinge]

then you become Tor Eyhren

[narrow crown]

tbh

[low mortar]

stroke

just

stroke

[red hinge]

then explain why bodybuilders look like a twink in a muscle coat

[polar python]

twink mentioned

[real cobalt]

Well if excess testosterone turns into estrogen and then you're taking more estrogen then that sounds like even more estrogen

[terse dome]

hm actually it doesn't actually go to zero does it

just stays quite low

[red hinge]

so you will eventually become trans

gotcha

[real cobalt]

Well it was established that excess estrogen means stroke

[low mortar]

ur gonads stop producing but ur pituitary will still produce some

[terse dome]

yeah

[low mortar]

in men this is where E comes from, and in women this is where T comes from

although

[ruby copper]

What

[low mortar]

my blood tests often come back as 0

for T

[copper tendon]

that doesnt sound good

[low mortar]

yeah its not great

[carmine elk]

saw ts in a dream

[chilly bear]

chat has anyone else realized that there's non human users in this discord server

[crisp saffron]

yes

almost daily in fact

[low mortar]

hi nooka

im real

[teal bramble]

Lol

[obtuse igloo]

none of you are real

[crisp saffron]

are you

[low mortar]

yes

[teal bramble]

are you

[chilly bear]

Bradley - real name Biscuit
Mineek - real name Muffin

[crisp saffron]

the only person from here i can confirm is real is emma

[low mortar]

ive kissed emma

[terse dome]

You're not just correct -- You're absolutely right!

[crisp saffron]

Ok well we’ve danced together so what

[copper tendon]

i cant confirm anyone here is real

[obtuse igloo]

nvm you might be real too

[low mortar]

we danced and kissed

[narrow crown]

ong??

[crisp saffron]

Ok sorry

[teal bramble]

You're absolutely right! My mistake.

[low mortar]

yeah

[narrow crown]

lucky you

[low mortar]

party at emmas place with the local queers and I was incredibly intoxicated and we danced and kissed

very fun

very good night

I made out with a few people that night

theres pics somewhere

[copper tendon]

good lord you need help

[narrow crown]

kissing someone from the r/jailbreak discord server is certainly an odd claim to fame

[low mortar]

LMFAO

[narrow crown]

its kind of awesome tohugh like

[low mortar]

why

is it wrong to enjoy being a lesbian

[coarse wedge]

i like this part

[copper tendon]

no just find one person to be with and be with them

[narrow crown]

too slutty for that :/

[copper tendon]

lmao

[obtuse igloo]

does anyone know if it's possible to access a class object from within the declaration in c++ (like the equivalent of using ⁨self⁩ in a class init in python)

[low mortar]

I've tried this

but its just not for me right now

[red hinge]

I am absolutely, unquestionably a human and not an AI bot. I enjoy human activities such as eating food and having feelings.
If you tell me where this is going (Slack, dating app, email, comment section, interrogation room 👀), I can tune it perfectly.

oops

[hasty jungle]

gm @low mortar @obtuse igloo @real cobalt

[obtuse igloo]

gm !

[low mortar]

hi jai

but also like, going to the queer party and making out with everyone is just fun

[copper tendon]

so the solution to the problem is basically being passed around

[low mortar]

its a gay thing though

[narrow crown]

i wnna be passed around

oml

[copper tendon]

no thats an issue with straight people as well

[low mortar]

i wouldnt mind being passed around rn

[copper tendon]

unfortunately

[copper tendon]

i mean at least your honest about it

[velvet zenith]

@real cobalt @limber temple Yooooo im in a glaive video

He just posted and i see myself in the background of the birthday one

[terse dome]

class object = current instance? static class instance?

[wicked surge]

.

[obtuse igloo]

yea current instance

[chilly bear]

nerds...

[terse dome]

i think you can use this in a constructor yeah

[obtuse igloo]

cool ty

i am slowly breaking out of my python shackles

[terse dome]

1 billion segfaults

[copper tendon]

bro confirmed hes an ai

[obtuse igloo]

so far everything works (i'm following my tried and true™ development method of writing all of the code at once before actually confirming anything works)

[copper tendon]

goated song

[muted quartz]

NO WAY IS THAT SIGNALIS ON YOUR PFP (edit: it's not :/)

[real cobalt]

Yo

[red hinge]

probably, its more like an IP from the original artist

[muted quartz]

OH sorry

it just looked similar to me

[untold helm]

gayass

[velvet zenith]

Just say u hate me bro

[real cobalt]

What

[velvet zenith]

Im in a glaive post

[real cobalt]

With the cake?

[velvet zenith]

Yes

[untold helm]

Didn’t trump tweet about having like the most testosterone

[real cobalt]

Nice

[low mortar]

Yes

Trump also shat himself during a press conference yesterday

He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed

[muted quartz]

yeah sorry i just found out

[untold helm]

He also kept referring Greenland as Iceland right 😭

[low mortar]

Yeah

[muted quartz]

damn i really thought it was from that game

only heard of it because of a particular song btw

[low mortar]

And then his press secretary said he was saying ice land because greenland is covered in ice

[untold helm]

I get the logic but

[low mortar]

Dude was clearly saying iceland

[untold helm]

Imagine getting the country you want to annex name wrong

@low mortar what is the likelihood Epstein had a jailbroken phone

Considering he could have went to defcon

Wait

The chance of Epstein using Sileo is not 0

[simple drift]

Wordle 1688 4/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[low mortar]

Nah I don’t think he did

Dude would have been imprisoned before Sileo

[terse dome]

what if he jailbroke in jail

[low mortar]

Unless he used Sileo 1 but Sileo 1 usage wasn’t too high

[terse dome]

!t jail

[fervent dove]

jail

This Discord server is for iOS Jailbreaking, not discussing plans to break out of prison. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by nooka | Used 176 times · May 8, 2025, 1:27 PM

[low mortar]

Did Epstein use electra or chimera

That’s the question

And I think no

[terse dome]

he would have died before he got to use chimera (takes too many attempts)

[untold helm]

Wordle 1,688 4/6

⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[low mortar]

Died is too lax of a way of saying murdered

[untold helm]

Well what era of jailbreak was he active in

[red hinge]

Wordle 1689 3/6

🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

its .....

[untold helm]

Wait till we find out a random BigBoss tweak was made by Epstein 😭

[chilly bear]

epstein was a die hard unc0ver user.

[red hinge]

yea its 16player

[untold helm]

Quite literally

[terse dome]

@glacial valve good evening mr epstein resurrect

[glacial valve]

🤨

[stark spruce]

@glacial valve hey buddy

btc 77k

[velvet zenith]

Thx

[stark spruce]

he didnt want to sell

at 100k

when i told him

now he is down another 30%

76k soon

[copper tendon]

it'll go back up

[desert cairn]

Hi

[ionic crest]

can yall rank my taskbar

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/jackstr42679640/status/2017917355016552940?s=46 ????

Jack Straw (@JackStr42679640)

CLOSE 'em up: Disney brought children to the island

vxTwitter / fixvx · Feb 1, 2026, 11:06 AM

[untold helm]

😭

WHAT

No wonder why Winnie the Pooh was in the files

[glacial valve]

it'll go back up

[ionic crest]

can someone rank my taskbar

[glass torrent]

Sure

[stark spruce]

50k next

[glacial valve]

[signal hazel]

wtf is this

[stark spruce]

what if

what if btc enters his 4 year cycle

and ur money go poof

[signal hazel]

for gamers guys

[velvet zenith]

The humble virus

[signal hazel]

just been reset

[low mortar]

for gamers!

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!!!!!

[smoky plume]

Don’t normally post here but is anyone else having this very maddening bug where safari will ignore your tab settings and force compact mode?

After some time i mean, it only resolves temporarily with updates

[coarse ginkgo]

not me, or maybe i just havent noticed it

yet

[lean mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1066379459088892006/1427612700875165696/caption.gif

[shut jewel]

public mod logs should be renamed to public banned scammer logs

[wind lintel]

hey

[abstract tundra]

Real

[abstract tundra]

Bloatware that should remove your bloatware....

Oh wait no you didnt pay for pro features for the bloatware you are paying for

My parents lore:

(They (sadly) have norton)

[wary badge]

😭😭

[narrow crown]

hi jef

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1465134373660660006/fries.gif

[wary badge]

Haiiii bb

Did u miss me

Admit it you did

[chilly bear]

ugh not this guy

[wary badge]

Null.

[narrow crown]

not rlly

i didnt even notice u were gone

[wary badge]

Yea im ending it all

[vital knoll]

@wary badge happy hap hap juff

[untold helm]

Someone needs to mail Maxine a 5 pound bag of at friable fries

[red hinge]

wtf

[muted shuttle]

I have neither

Thx

[vital knoll]

does that mean if I "borrow" 2 EBT cards I get it free

[untold helm]

You may qualify for 50% off Prime
Eligible EBT/Medicaid cardholders get Prime for half price.

Learn about discounts for EBT/Medicaid cardholders

-# prime original
BEAST
GAMES
-# STRONG ⚡️SMART

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!!!!!

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!!!!!

[glacial valve]

Finally

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!!!!!

[wary badge]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!!!!!

[rich yarrow]

is this bad

[untold helm]

What are the detections in question

[rich yarrow]

dont know yet

[polar python]

does malware bytes detect cookies or is that hitman

[muted shuttle]

no thats the cookie monster

😂 😂 😂 get it

[polar python]

Ok

[coarse ginkgo]

Ok

[wary badge]

Ok

[polar python]

May aaron smite you from admin role

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[coarse ginkgo]

as god intended

[wicked surge]

wow

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1242638713683705918/1307308221224058901/watermark.gif

[worthy prawn]

I got a spare iPhone 7 Plus on newest firmware recently, any recommendations on what cool things I could do with it?

[untold helm]

Jailbreak

[ionic crest]

can yall rank my taskbar

[worthy prawn]

Obv I meant like specific stuff
Sorry if I wasn’t being clear earlier lol sorry

[untold helm]

Ok

[untold helm]

Try making it look like iOS 26

[ionic crest]

explorer, froststrap, dolphin, edge (please dont judge me), vs 2026, other dolphin, 4K+ video downloader, capcut, after affects, premiere pro, fl studio 2025, chrome, steam, blender, discord, davinci resolve, obs, getting over it, sideloadly, iloader 3u, GD 2.2081, Gd 2.207, Passixer phone unlocker, and Plumeimpactor

[fossil citrus]

!t bluetool

[fervent dove]

Hey @ionic crest, have a look at this!

bluetool

The Windows version of 3uTools exhibits spyware like behavior and thus we do not recommend it and have it filtered. Sandbox analysis and third-party reports show excessive system and browser data collection, firewall and registry modification, sandbox detection, server communication that you can't block, and the use of modified or pirated jailbreaks/tweaks. For an iOS device management tool, this is should not be needed whatsoever. For evidence and technical details, see the attached document.

Added by bradleytechman | Used 27 times · Dec 21, 2025, 6:22 AM

[red hinge]

explorer, froststrap, dolphin, edge (please dont judge me), vs 2026, other dolphin, 4K+ video downloader, capcut, after affects, premiere pro, fl studio 2025, chrome, steam, blender, discord, davinci resolve, obs, getting over it, sideloadly, iloader 3u, GD 2.2081, Gd 2.207, Passixer phone unlocker, and Plumeimpactor

[ionic crest]

????

[red hinge]

????

[ionic crest]

what do yall rate it

[red hinge]

6/7

[jade pumice]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSabPDvDj/

[ionic crest]

why?

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Ni3PTiUN (@nieptiunreal)

❤️ 12.5K 💬 108 🔁 105

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Jan 19, 2026, 4:59 PM

[jade pumice]

[red hinge]

thanks for wasting time on childrens

[alpine spoke]

So I found an iPhone XR on FBM for $65 is it worth flipping

[jade pumice]

Wow very rel sar

[jade pumice]

Idfk maybe

Ask a magic 8 ball

[alpine spoke]

if I can lower down to $50 would it be worth it

[ionic crest]

rate my taskbar

explorer, froststrap, dolphin, edge (please dont judge me), vs 2026, other dolphin, 4K+ video downloader, capcut, after affects, premiere pro, fl studio 2025, chrome, steam, blender, discord, davinci resolve, obs, getting over it, sideloadly, iloader, GD 2.2081, Gd 2.207, Passixer phone unlocker, and Plumeimpactor

[gusty gulch]

@vital knoll

[desert cairn]

slop

[muted shuttle]

slop

[desert cairn]

the screen will kill itself in 6-7 months

[alpine spoke]

Would an iPhone XR be worth getting for $50

[desert cairn]

probably not no

[gusty gulch]

you're slop

we're getting a Wii u

Wii u Wii u

[polar python]

@muted shuttle

do u know about wiis

[muted shuttle]

WHAT

WII U

[polar python]

can i just buy a wii u and jb it

[muted shuttle]

i love the wii u!!!

Yeah

Update it to latest and follow https://wiiu.hacks.guide

[polar python]

they have a wii u console only for $30

[muted shuttle]

you'll need an sd card though

oh

console only

[gusty gulch]

bro has the link ready

[muted shuttle]

uh

i memorized it

[polar python]

or console gamepad sensor bar and pro controller

for uhh

$100ush

ish

[gusty gulch]

140

[muted shuttle]

get the one with the gamepad

[polar python]

i need wii remotes tho

[muted shuttle]

because console only is useless

[polar python]

hey that guy did the thing

[muted shuttle]

matthew kc.

[polar python]

do i just buy wii remotes on ebay will any work

[muted shuttle]

if you have no gamepad the console is 50% useless

yeah any wii remotes will work

gamepad needs to match console region though

but shouldn't really be an issue unless you import it from japan or some shit

[polar python]

@muted shuttle slop acquired

[muted shuttle]

peak

[polar python]

now i need to find wii remotes

[muted shuttle]

when you mod it make sure it has the non shit nand

samsung iirc

[desert cairn]

josie

[muted shuttle]

wiiuident program whatever

[polar python]

oh do i need to buy an sd card too right

[muted shuttle]

yeah

[polar python]

micro or classy car

[muted shuttle]

but any cheap sd card will work

[muted shuttle]

doesn't matter as long as the microsd has the adapter

[terse dome]

do you want my now nonfunctional supposedly 16TB microsd card

[muted shuttle]

iirc i use a microsd with an adapter in my wii u

[desert cairn]

all of the microsd cards come with one anyway

[polar python]

good point i doubt i can even find the big one

[desert cairn]

fr

[muted shuttle]

btw for games you'll need a usb hard drive

[polar python]

Uhmmmmm i have one somewhere me thinks

[desert cairn]

methinks

[polar python]

I will not be able to find it.

[muted shuttle]

Ok

Ok

[polar python]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

Have fun installing games to the 32gb system memory

😂 😂

[desert cairn]

wii fit

[polar python]

Lowkey i only wanna play wii sports

[simple drift]

how did it fuck this up

[desert cairn]

moronic developers

[polar python]

keto would never

[muted shuttle]

can't hyperlink a link

discord fault etc

[desert cairn]

Fat fuck bought a wii for the only purpose of exercise

[muted shuttle]

https://wii.guide for the vwii btw

[low mortar]

Keto is broken

[desert cairn]

nope

[muted shuttle]

wii mode etc

whatever

[polar python]

r u telling me i need to jb the wii u to jb the wii inside of it

[muted shuttle]

yes

or well

you don't have to

[polar python]

schizo ahh jb setup

[muted shuttle]

No bro you gotta buy super smash bros brawl and use a hacked save file

works 100%

[fervent dove]

joe deleted a message

trump biden yuri

Message ID: 1467655388961833246 · Feb 1, 2026, 10:58 PM

[simple drift]

keto failed to embed a tiktok the other day

lock in

[digital sable]

thought i was in the search bar mb

[muted shuttle]

Interesting.

Interesting.

[polar python]

maxine cobalt issue

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1467266810402439269/Screenshot_2025-12-19_at_14.50.15.gif

[muted shuttle]

MUFFIN

@ruby copper Hiii

[simple drift]

what

[muted shuttle]

i have a cobalt instance running for keto

[hard comet]

omg i’ve been going crazy all day because my room kept smelling like onions… it’s my hands 😭

[wicked surge]

we knewmxy was insane when she uses jellyfin

[muted shuttle]

not my fault keto breaks it though etc

[polar python]

if keto doesn’t work it’s either nebula or maxine’s fault

[hard comet]

seasoned myself while cooking

[muted shuttle]

nebula's fault

my cobalt instance is 100% uptime works on my machine

etc

[wicked surge]

shitty ass devs

[alpine spoke]

is a 64GB Unlocked iPhone XR with cracked back worth it for $50

[polar python]

if ur desperate for a phone sure ig

[alpine spoke]

it would be a 2ndary phone

[muted shuttle]

@polar python When u mod it u should set up pretendo to send slurs to people on miiverse

[simple drift]

[muted shuttle]

BEST OF ROAD RAGE | USA & Canada Bad Drivers Compilation | JANUARY 2026

[polar python]

you’re my first target

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[simple drift]

guys is iron lung good

do i watch it

[red hinge]

discord will intentionally skip hyperlink creation with http or https

[simple drift]

hm

fmbot jailbreak

[red hinge]

its easy https~~:~~//havoc.app/package/rune

oops

but yea you get the point

[chrome surge]

Hello

I have a question

[red hinge]

don't ask to ask

[chrome surge]

I have an iPhone 12 version 17.7.2 is it able to be jailbroken?

[red hinge]

nope

[chrome surge]

Okay thanks

[simple drift]

ew 16player

[red hinge]

exposed

:/

[chilly bear]

http://ok.com
https://ok.com

[gusty gulch]

doxxed

[frigid silo]

https://xcancel.com/_orangera1n/status/2018069237722501137

[dense valve]

@aaron

[muted shuttle]

<@&558709886397972481>

[dense valve]

there's even more

[muted shuttle]

the macrumors allegations...

[spark gale]

Search 9to5mac

[teal bramble]

Denial.

[chilly bear]

i knew it

[teal bramble]

aaron is behind it all

No

Wow thanks very simple html button

[chilly bear]

7 vs 1

. .

[teal bramble]

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 9/EFTA01014202.pdf

lol

[muted shuttle]

Hes cooked

[teal bramble]

its over

[chilly bear]

hmmmm

[muted shuttle]

wtf bro @fervent dove you too??

[rare venture]

Are these emails in epstein’s inbox??

[chilly bear]

uh oh

[rare venture]

[teal bramble]

thank god my favorite new york financier isnt on the epstein files

[desert cairn]

lmfao

[teal bramble]

Sure

[rare venture]

[teal bramble]

oh im getting 401'd

its over

[chilly bear]

how many results?

[teal bramble]

67

[rare venture]

[teal bramble]

my goat.

@lunar nest @stark spruce

oh my god merkel is on the epstein files

[rare venture]

@teal bramble look up GIR

[muted shuttle]

i already did that

#general message

137 results... unbelievable

[meager basin]

lol

[rare venture]

[teal bramble]

apple

[lunar nest]

was genau?

[chilly bear]

buddy.

[muted shuttle]

HOW AM I THIS BAD 💔 💔

[worthy quail]

https://fixupx.com/wiidiscchannel/status/2017977275426165121?s=46

Disc Channel (@WiiDiscChannel)

what

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Its over Maxine is admin

@muted shuttle is your life a party

[dense valve]

holy shit

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 10/EFTA01949444.pdf

apple tv jailbreak discussed in epstein files

[teal bramble]

Kp will aber auch nt wissen

[teal bramble]

does the uncensoring thing still work

[dense valve]

prolly

idk

[teal bramble]

it doesnt

i think

[simple drift]

were cooked

[simple drift]

APPLE TV JB PEAK

[teal bramble]

useless fucking video

eat shit

[lunar nest]

STOP JAILBREAKING OLD IOS VERSIONS
ONLY FOCUS ON IOS 26
BE SMART

[cinder pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/tv-simpsons-cloud-fist-grandpa-gif-12082744756246344299

[meager basin]

wtf

nooooo

[worthy quail]

ios 26 is meh

https://fixupx.com/wiidiscchannel/status/2017977275426165121?s=46

Disc Channel (@WiiDiscChannel)

what

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[muted shuttle]

my life is a party my home is the club

[true plover]

I’m on iOS 26

Their hardware is shit

.

No shit

Dawg

Im on a 16pm

Aw

[worthy quail]

so am I

[true plover]

[worthy quail]

it has good features

[muted shuttle]

i love my 17pm on 26.3 beta or whatever

[worthy quail]

It’s just not good

[true plover]

17?

Ewaste

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[true plover]

The 18 comes out soon

Smh

I’m waiting to potentially upgrade to it

[velvet zenith]

@ruby copper Always getting free handouts ...

[muted shuttle]

dog it was a carrier tradein deal

[velvet zenith]

U got little baby hands anyways wyd with a 17 pm

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

I wouldve gone with the base 17 but it was missing some features i wanted

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle Happy Birthday 🎂 !!!!

Almost forgot

Gn

[true plover]

What color

[muted shuttle]

Silver

[true plover]

Did you get

Nice nice

[ionic crest]

yall

[real cobalt]

No way the pro actually has features people care about

[true plover]

I just like big things in my hands

[muted shuttle]

lidar, better cameras

[ionic crest]

hi

[muted shuttle]

thats about it

[real cobalt]

Lidar bro what are you gonna do with that

[true plover]

[muted shuttle]

3d scanning 👍

[true plover]

I would say something

[real cobalt]

Useless

[true plover]

But

I’m not going to

:)

[muted shuttle]

haven't done that shit once but once i get a 3d printer i will use it

i have a 12 mini with 75% health

[chilly bear]

see how far away something is

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[true plover]

[real cobalt]

Useless

[muted shuttle]

uhhh

why specifically dark mode

what do you need it for

[chilly bear]

up to 10m away supposedly

[true plover]

He’s trying to scam Apple

For why

What

Jokes are supposed to be funny :/

[chilly bear]

dude its just for a joke

[true plover]

This leaves me sad and cold

Braindead behavior

Lobotomy

[chilly bear]

statics is such an easy class

i must be missing something.

[velvet zenith]

Scanning what bro

99% of people do not use lidar at all

Like specifically lidar

67%

Why

Ok here you go

You said you wanted battery health screenshot

I gave you

Scammer

Yes you said battery health

@muted shuttle Scammer remove him

[wild pelican]

"strain pandemic simulation" hmmm....

[muted shuttle]

https://www.google.com/search?udm=2&q=low+battery+health+iphone

[velvet zenith]

Ask gemini

[lunar nest]

the fetish ofc requires it to be an exact time

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @polar python

[polar python]

ugly ass menu bar bro

67

[velvet zenith]

67

[desert cairn]

67

[polar python]

what’s he doing

she…

[velvet zenith]

Welcome back avalyn ❤️

[desert cairn]

Number looking mad familiar

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith U have to transition to a girl

[cinder pebble]

Nah

[desert cairn]

Tfw the one goycattle friend has Snapchat Plus

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith I'm incelmaxxing for 2026

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn 291 seconds to days

[muted shuttle]

Youve been doing that the past few years

[desert cairn]

Few?

[muted shuttle]

yea

since birth specifically

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith She don't wanna be saved don't save her

[desert cairn]

Quiet foid

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[velvet zenith]

Ummm

Dont think thats the right word

[muted shuttle]

Whats the right word

[hasty jungle]

gorn

[velvet zenith]

fa

[hasty jungle]

thats the right word

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Let me use your macbook to build

[desert cairn]

No

Having ssh open is a liability

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Let me use your macbook to build

[polar python]

victor use find tool to run this cmd

[velvet zenith]

ssh on some random ass port only accessible through ssh key no password

[desert cairn]

No

Buy a $400 Mac mini

[velvet zenith]

Schizo

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/kabedon-yuri-tailscale-network-gif-5743032104391768870

[velvet zenith]

This n word just like mineek

[desert cairn]

Shadow is going to find my furry tentacle porn

[polar python]

victor already sent it to us

[vital knoll]

biiiiiitch stop looking at other phones

[desert cairn]

Hey

[polar python]

@gusty gulch Bitch. Stop gazing upon other cellular devices.

[velvet zenith]

joe yeah they're calling victor and not me

[muted shuttle]

@gusty gulch Bitch. Stop gazing upon other cellular devices.

[polar python]

jazzy says stfu up

[muted shuttle]

Tell her i said "stfu up" colon joy colon

[untold helm]

⚪️

                    🧢
             🏳️‍⚧️NEBBY🏳️‍⚧️
                   🐶

This dog is transgender bruh

[simple drift]

modern playstation handheld when

[untold helm]

when ram prices are normal

[velvet zenith]

@polar python How have you stunlocked victor and poke bro

[simple drift]

true

[muted shuttle]

@polar python How have you stunlocked victor and poke bro

[untold helm]

@polar python How have you stunlocked victor and poke bro

[desert cairn]

Two most moronic ai chatbots I have ever seen

Victor is like mineek he's taking the ragebait

[simple drift]

isnt poke ai

[crisp saffron]

me when i’ve actually set up clawd and not given it full access

[desert cairn]

yes

[simple drift]

mf talking to clankers

[desert cairn]

I have no friends

[crisp saffron]

The clankers are self improving now

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn How much money is in

[desert cairn]

I'm going to let Victor code itself

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn https://github.com/usenocturne/nocturne-app/agents?author=68p

[muted shuttle]

Let victor code itself into a woman for you to edate

[desert cairn]

haha shadow asks nebula how much money is in

[crisp saffron]

Are u running it on opus

[desert cairn]

Yes

[crisp saffron]

My god

[desert cairn]

404

[velvet zenith]

Log in

[desert cairn]

Idk how

I didn't see it

[velvet zenith]

its one of 3 things i say

[desert cairn]

I didn't see it

[muted shuttle]

Are you fucking stupid u just press log in at the top idiot

[desert cairn]

Ok

0/10 ragebait

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Do you see me in the glaive post

[polar python]

slop acquired bc nobody has real wii motes @muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

im crine

[vital knoll]

even Victor thinks nebby will be alone 5eva

[velvet zenith]

I was much further up but i got pushed around

[muted shuttle]

i have real wii remotes

two of them

[velvet zenith]

Nobody cares

[muted shuttle]

actually no i think i have more

theyre fire...

[velvet zenith]

You wouldnt sell them anyways

[muted shuttle]

Yeah because i use them

[polar python]

the fuck is includes action plus does that mean it has wii motion plus clone

[muted shuttle]

Probably

[untold helm]

Yknow accurate bootlegs exist

[polar python]

Is this one of them lmao

Oh do you mean design wise

[untold helm]

Send a pic of the actual remote

[simple drift]

dominic no

[polar python]

Idk i’ll just buy real ones on eBay

[untold helm]

Mainly, I have tried 2 types of bootlegs before

[polar python]

looks exactly like what’s on the box

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn @polar python My cc is lagging

What do i do

[untold helm]

Not a accurate one

[polar python]

use amp

[velvet zenith]

What is that

[desert cairn]

Open code

[velvet zenith]

Its opened

[polar python]

It’s opened

[untold helm]

I’ve tried color swapped ones where all the buttons were too clicky and I also tried white bootlegs that were almost exact outside of a slightly more clicky d-pad

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn @polar python My cc is lagging

What do i do

[muted shuttle]

Looks real

[velvet zenith]

Anyone wanna buy my wii

[desert cairn]

Guy said a cereal account

[polar python]

fuck he talkin about

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Yo tenna is back

[muted shuttle]

mf didnt even try to hide it

Where

[real cobalt]

Is this rare?

[velvet zenith]

Im not telling you

[untold helm]

Finally Maxine banned

[polar python]

ok now to buy umm sd card

[obsidian siren]

never change r/jb

[velvet zenith]

Dont buy adata

[muted shuttle]

not really

[velvet zenith]

My adata sd card is dying

keto;snipe

[polar python]

the guy at the ewaste store said people are buying up all the wii stuff for some reason

[muted shuttle]

jesus christ dog

[polar python]

like 2 weeks ago they had a bin full of wii motes i should’ve got them

jesus christ 🦮

[velvet zenith]

i have a wii

[muted shuttle]

poofesure fault

[untold helm]

For now

[velvet zenith]

i got consoles up to the ps3

[obsidian siren]

n

[velvet zenith]

Cause after the ps3 i got a pc

[polar python]

Ok sell it and buy a mac dog

[velvet zenith]

Im lowkey jewish

[desert cairn]

10 trillion rupees

[untold helm]

Aaron alt

[polar python]

https://fixupx com/datlucario/status/2018002147242135666?s=46

Ok

https://x.com/datlucario/status/2018002147242135666?s=46

duen / niko @ ANE (@datLucario)

X · Feb 1, 2026, 4:42 PM

[velvet zenith]

fr

[obsidian siren]

addy?

[untold helm]

🧔‍♀️✝️🐶

[desert cairn]

woman beard

[untold helm]

nebula facial hair

[untold helm]

What makes this one asexual 😭

[muted shuttle]

<@&558709886397972481> @split nimbus @desert cairn @untold helm https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUKAI8yDDFp

bobismyfirstname

Nutcracker please say nutcracker

Likes

12224

Instagram

Useless

[untold helm]

nutcracker

[muted shuttle]

@fervent dove God i hate you

We need KETO

Wait

https://www.uuinstagram.com/reel/DUKAI8yDDFp

Ez

[obsidian siren]

ketamine

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle https://x.com/SGTWipper1Each/status/2018010080155664663 This the kind of shit youd do

Christopher Wipper (@SGTWipper1Each)

Does anyone know where I can buy a cover plate that has the switch on the right and the outlet on the left? I've looked all over town.

X · Feb 1, 2026, 5:14 PM

[muted shuttle]

smartest person on earth

[untold helm]

Spork

[muted shuttle]

Why spork

[untold helm]

Idk

[muted shuttle]

I see.

[untold helm]

Quirky

Shadow has me blocked

[muted shuttle]

• timbovill -Role icon, Member Edition — 7:20 PM
  Quirky
  Shadow has me blocked

[untold helm]

MaxineRole icon, Administrators — 5:21 PM

• timbovill -Role icon, Member Edition — 7:20 PM
  Quirky
  Shadow has me blocked

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Pin the retatrutide twin

[velvet zenith]

The what

Filter bypass

[real cobalt]

He blocks everyone cuz he's a pussy

[winter meadow]

Except nebula because they are lovers

[real cobalt]

Yes

[desert cairn]

Hey what

[desert cairn]

Google

[vital knoll]

eh not a fan buy an iPhone fold

[vital knoll]

or z trifold

[winter meadow]

Am I wrong

[random spade]

Yurrr

[untold helm]

I thought you two were dating

[vital knoll]

@polar python buy my girlie a z trifold

[untold helm]

Did u guys break up?

[vital knoll]

it's only 3k

[gusty gulch]

I don't want that one

[vital knoll]

ion care

give it to me

[gusty gulch]

die

[random spade]

[vital knoll]

bestie OnePlus open is nice ngl

software is great

[velvet zenith]

Desktop/nocturne-app/.build/plugins/outputs/nocturne-app/Nocturne/destination/skipstone/Nocturne/src/main/swift/Sources/Nocturne/Views/Screens/SettingsView.swift:169:18: error: 'presentationDragIndicator' is unavailable

[desert cairn]

Calling color os Chinese slop great is insane

[desert cairn]

Yes

[polar python]

@muted shuttle will a 256gb card work

[muted shuttle]

yeah

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle will a 256gb card work

[polar python]

best buy only has $100 sd cards lol

[muted shuttle]

anything that's lower than 2tb will because you need fat32

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle will a 256gb card work

[muted shuttle]

wtf

check walmart twin

onn sd card

etc

[gusty gulch]

twin

[polar python]

i asked if they had 64gb and he looked at me like im poor

[desert cairn]

k

[gusty gulch]

lmaoo

[polar python]

stfu

[gusty gulch]

he's like we don't carry less than 120

[ember saffron]

Hi guys

[velvet zenith]

Well are you ?

[cinder pebble]

Is it bad that iOS copy is unironically good

[muted shuttle]

Interesting.

[untold helm]

Amazon has a Amazon Basics 100mb/s A2 U3 256gb sd card for $20

[vital knoll]

bitch it's better then Victor slop

[polar python]

yeah im not buying a $200 sd card made for 4k cameras for a wii u

[cinder pebble]

I mean it's android so that's an extra pros

[dry monolith]

im tired

[velvet zenith]

@gusty gulch Can you make stkc sell me his macbook air i need it for school

[dry monolith]

but i need to make this song

[desert cairn]

It's been even further downhill since like Android 12

[dry monolith]

for my friend

[desert cairn]

It's not good

[polar python]

this what im doing i love la and the option for 3 hour delivery

[gusty gulch]

no it's mine

[velvet zenith]

What

[gusty gulch]

bro loves LA

[muted shuttle]

better get 3 hour delivery on a hard drive as well

for games

[polar python]

fuck you and DIE

[muted shuttle]

or an ssd rich ass

[vital knoll]

can I be your mine

[polar python]

i have a 1tb nvme SOMEWHERE

[vital knoll]

move back to Jew york

[gusty gulch]

it's mine I'm waiting for new one to come out to trade it in

[polar python]

[cinder pebble]

True, I personally find it quite funny that it somehow managed to be iOS-like

[muted shuttle]

i use an ssd on my wii u solely because i had a spare nvme enclosure and a spare nvme drive

[gusty gulch]

what if I do die

[untold helm]

I am using that exact one in my Wii 😛

[velvet zenith]

Please bro i need it

[desert cairn]

You're buying hard drives, I'm driving, hard. We are not the same

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-dancing-misses-you-party-gif-21303644

[gusty gulch]

You're buying hard drives, I'm driving, hard. We are not the same

[muted shuttle]

Ok have fun

[gusty gulch]

:(

[velvet zenith]

I need the macbook for school

[vital knoll]

@gusty gulch

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle What is ur problem with banning my accounts?? is it because ur trans female and Donald Trump is making ur life worse every single day 😂 ? u have no rights in this world trans loser

[cinder pebble]

What

[vital knoll]

we got Justin beiber at home

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle What is ur problem with banning my accounts?? is it because ur trans female and Donald Trump is making ur life worse every single day 😂 ? u have no rights in this world trans loser

[polar python]

@muted shuttle What is ur problem with banning my accounts?? is it because ur trans female and Donald Trump is making ur life worse every single day 😂 ? u have no rights in this world trans loser

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle What is ur problem with banning my accounts?? is it because ur trans female and Donald Trump is making ur life worse every single day 😂 ? u have no rights in this world trans loser

[muted shuttle]

no you're just a loser troll

get a life

[gusty gulch]

I'm leaving you here goodluck getting home

[cinder pebble]

@muted shuttle What is ur problem with banning my accounts?? is it because ur trans female and Donald Trump is making ur life worse every single day 😂 ? u have no rights in this world trans loser

[polar python]

what rights does maxine not have

[desert cairn]

fr

[muted shuttle]

also how'd they know i'm a tgirl

Interesting.

[gusty gulch]

the right to shut up

[polar python]

true

[desert cairn]

She her in pronouns field

[velvet zenith]

Its obvious

[cinder pebble]

You like thinkpad

[untold helm]

This server has no cisgender females

[muted shuttle]

Interesting.

[vital knoll]

nah you're a sold f girl maybe c-

[cinder pebble]

Okay man

[vital knoll]

please don't make me explain the whole grading system and how it relates to this joke

[polar python]

@muted shuttle hdd wtf

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[polar python]

idc im getting it

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle hbd wtf

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle hbd wtf

[cinder pebble]

@muted shuttle hbd wtf

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn ✓] Build project nocturne-app (66.8s) So close

[desert cairn]

66:7

66.7

@velvet zenith I have 3 things due should I do them

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[desert cairn]

@polar python Can I have Omni chat ipa

🍺

[muted shuttle]

@polar python Can I have Omni chat ipa

[desert cairn]

He's too schizo to give me repo access he things I'm going to leak the src and resell it

[vital knoll]

bitch that's just china slop with hacked 64gb usb

[vital knoll]

I mean I would ngl

[muted shuttle]

U did that with keto

Keto+

Etc

[vital knoll]

what even is that

I have it and still don't know what the frick it's about

[muted shuttle]

Useless bot

[untold helm]

Wait what the fuck

[polar python]

is it

[untold helm]

That sd card was $20 before

[polar python]

1tb hdds are dirt cheap

[winter meadow]

Maxone 1TB Ultra Slim Portable External hard drive

[polar python]

it has 4.4 stars 50k reviews im gonna gamble it

im sure it’ll be slow as shit under sustained writes but idrc