general

[velvet zenith]

Your ahh is cooked, it is afk
Your stuff has been taken, you don't get a say
When you find this out, it will make you mad
But you're afk, and that is just bad
You sit on roblox, for all of your time
And now on skyblock, you won't have a dime
Well do not do that, you may well just say
But I did just that, on this very day
So think to yourself, while you're in dismay
And maybe you'll have, your stuff back one day

I don't have a doubt, that you are plain dumb
You sit on you ahh, a massive couch bum
You profile is weak, and that makes me sad
But your stuff is mine, and that makes me glad
Your networth is null, your skills level one
Your pets in the void, your island undone
Your ender chest empty, and museum bare
You will not like this, but I do not care
So get on roblox, I can see you there
And I will leave your, skyblock profile bare

You're playing with _, yes that I can see
My actions are swift, yes swift as can be
Such choices are made, and consequence come
For being a traitor, and a lying bum
What punishment should, befit such a crime
The answer so clear, take each every dime
And once at the end, when nothing remains
All left to be done, will be to complain
But no man on earth, will answer such call
When crimes were committed, with vigour and gall
So please keep in mind, this caution filled rhyme
Unless you do wish, to not have a dime

[untold helm]

Your ahh is cooked, it is afk
Your stuff has been taken, you don't get a say
When you find this out, it will make you mad
But you're afk, and that is just bad
You sit on roblox, for all of your time
And now on skyblock, you won't have a dime
Well do not do that, you may well just say
But I did just that, on this very day
So think to yourself, while you're in dismay
And maybe you'll have, your stuff back one day

I don't have a doubt, that you are plain dumb
You sit on you ahh, a massive couch bum
You profile is weak, and that makes me sad
But your stuff is mine, and that makes me glad
Your networth is null, your skills level one
Your pets in the void, your island undone
Your ender chest empty, and museum bare
You will not like this, but I do not care
So get on roblox, I can see you there
And I will leave your, skyblock profile bare

You're playing with _, yes that I can see
My actions are swift, yes swift as can be
Such choices are made, and consequence come
For being a traitor, and a lying bum
What punishment should, befit such a crime
The answer so clear, take each every dime
And once at the end, when nothing remains
All left to be done, will be to complain
But no man on earth, will answer such call
When crimes were committed, with vigour and gall
So please keep in mind, this caution filled rhyme
Unless you do wish, to not have a dime

[thick tapir]

Your ahh is cooked, it is afk
Your stuff has been taken, you don't get a say
When you find this out, it will make you mad
But you're afk, and that is just bad
You sit on roblox, for all of your time
And now on skyblock, you won't have a dime
Well do not do that, you may well just say
But I did just that, on this very day
So think to yourself, while you're in dismay
And maybe you'll have, your stuff back one day

I don't have a doubt, that you are plain dumb
You sit on you ahh, a massive couch bum
You profile is weak, and that makes me sad
But your stuff is mine, and that makes me glad
Your networth is null, your skills level one
Your pets in the void, your island undone
Your ender chest empty, and museum bare
You will not like this, but I do not care
So get on roblox, I can see you there
And I will leave your, skyblock profile bare

You're playing with _, yes that I can see
My actions are swift, yes swift as can be
Such choices are made, and consequence come
For being a traitor, and a lying bum
What punishment should, befit such a crime
The answer so clear, take each every dime
And once at the end, when nothing remains
All left to be done, will be to complain
But no man on earth, will answer such call
When crimes were committed, with vigour and gall
So please keep in mind, this caution filled rhyme
Unless you do wish, to not have a dime

[vapid spruce]

Your ahh is cooked, it is afk
Your stuff has been taken, you don't get a say
When you find this out, it will make you mad
But you're afk, and that is just bad
You sit on roblox, for all of your time
And now on skyblock, you won't have a dime
Well do not do that, you may well just say
But I did just that, on this very day
So think to yourself, while you're in dismay
And maybe you'll have, your stuff back one day

I don't have a doubt, that you are plain dumb
You sit on you ahh, a massive couch bum
You profile is weak, and that makes me sad
But your stuff is mine, and that makes me glad
Your networth is null, your skills level one
Your pets in the void, your island undone
Your ender chest empty, and museum bare
You will not like this, but I do not care
So get on roblox, I can see you there
And I will leave your, skyblock profile bare

You're playing with _, yes that I can see
My actions are swift, yes swift as can be
Such choices are made, and consequence come
For being a traitor, and a lying bum
What punishment should, befit such a crime
The answer so clear, take each every dime
And once at the end, when nothing remains
All left to be done, will be to complain
But no man on earth, will answer such call
When crimes were committed, with vigour and gall
So please keep in mind, this caution filled rhyme
Unless you do wish, to not have a dime

[simple drift]

Your ahh is cooked, it is afk
Your stuff has been taken, you don't get a say
When you find this out, it will make you mad
But you're afk, and that is just bad
You sit on roblox, for all of your time
And now on skyblock, you won't have a dime
Well do not do that, you may well just say
But I did just that, on this very day
So think to yourself, while you're in dismay
And maybe you'll have, your stuff back one day

I don't have a doubt, that you are plain dumb
You sit on you ahh, a massive couch bum
You profile is weak, and that makes me sad
But your stuff is mine, and that makes me glad
Your networth is null, your skills level one
Your pets in the void, your island undone
Your ender chest empty, and museum bare
You will not like this, but I do not care
So get on roblox, I can see you there
And I will leave your, skyblock profile bare

You're playing with _, yes that I can see
My actions are swift, yes swift as can be
Such choices are made, and consequence come
For being a traitor, and a lying bum
What punishment should, befit such a crime
The answer so clear, take each every dime
And once at the end, when nothing remains
All left to be done, will be to complain
But no man on earth, will answer such call
When crimes were committed, with vigour and gall
So please keep in mind, this caution filled rhyme
Unless you do wish, to not have a dime

world's longest copypasta

[zealous sedge]

Your ahh is cooked, it is afk
Your stuff has been taken, you don't get a say
When you find this out, it will make you mad
But you're afk, and that is just bad
You sit on roblox, for all of your time
And now on skyblock, you won't have a dime
Well do not do that, you may well just say
But I did just that, on this very day
So think to yourself, while you're in dismay
And maybe you'll have, your stuff back one day

I don't have a doubt, that you are plain dumb
You sit on you ahh, a massive couch bum
You profile is weak, and that makes me sad
But your stuff is mine, and that makes me glad
Your networth is null, your skills level one
Your pets in the void, your island undone
Your ender chest empty, and museum bare
You will not like this, but I do not care
So get on roblox, I can see you there
And I will leave your, skyblock profile bare

You're playing with _, yes that I can see
My actions are swift, yes swift as can be
Such choices are made, and consequence come
For being a traitor, and a lying bum
What punishment should, befit such a crime
The answer so clear, take each every dime
And once at the end, when nothing remains
All left to be done, will be to complain
But no man on earth, will answer such call
When crimes were committed, with vigour and gall
So please keep in mind, this caution filled rhyme
Unless you do wish, to not have a dime

[crisp saffron]

Shut up

[teal bramble]

Thanks

[crimson fjord]

Idk why ppl do the copy paste thing

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[crimson fjord]

Is it a running joke or something

It bewilders me

[teal bramble]

Is it a running joke or something

[velvet zenith]

Is it a running joke or something

[crimson fjord]

lol

[desert cairn]

Is it a running joke or something

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo how do i get skip to make the android app

[muted shuttle]

just jailbroke my kindle. i can finally read books properly

[velvet zenith]

On linux

[vapid spruce]

i saw that

[bitter owl]

maxine

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[muted shuttle]

Saw what

[vapid spruce]

your message

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn I know where you live

[vapid spruce]

its very interesting

[simple drift]

Is it a running joke or something

[vapid spruce]

i wanna jailbreak my moms kindle now

[muted shuttle]

mine was kinda a pain in the ass to jailbreak

because i didn't want to sign in with an amazon account

[shut jewel]

do it

[muted shuttle]

however it was on an old enough firmware version to use a jailbreak that didn't require it

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[desert cairn]

Ye

[velvet zenith]

The file ⁨/home/davis/nocturned-private/nocturne-app/.swift-version⁩ has been set to ⁨main-snapshot-2025-12-17⁩ (was 6.2.3)

[desert cairn]

Ok

@velvet zenith Can you give me a course how to talk to women

[velvet zenith]

Step 1

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith Can you give me a course how to talk to men

[velvet zenith]

Go back a few years

To before you started learning at home

[muted shuttle]

Is this mf homeschooled

[velvet zenith]

And then actually go to school

[muted shuttle]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[velvet zenith]

So u have social skills

[desert cairn]

Brother I went to school until 9th grade

Well I guess until 10th

[true plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1023212236921118811/1456074985750925434/tf2shitposterclub-1pw6r00.gif

[velvet zenith]

Not enough

[shut jewel]

everytime i open discord and check the public mod logs theres more banned scam accounts

why are there so much

[desert cairn]

I have a touch of the tism

[muted shuttle]

Idk how to use koreader

oops

[velvet zenith]

How to fix

[desert cairn]

Sick of these FOIDS

[narrow crown]

@desert cairn ur homeschooled?? cooked

[desert cairn]

No conversation from this

[desert cairn]

Online college

[muted shuttle]

Sick of these FOIDS

[desert cairn]

I've been cooked since I was born bro

[narrow crown]

guys its not hard to get girls u just gotta become a beautiful woman

[desert cairn]

God forbid a man have a little tism

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo look at insta

[desert cairn]

Okay

[muted shuttle]

what if i become a beautiful woman but want boys

[velvet zenith]

dominic
Liked a message

[untold helm]

Go outside

[desert cairn]

Hey

[narrow crown]

u can get those too boys r a little weird though

[muted shuttle]

it doesnt work.....

[crimson fjord]

(Optional)

[desert cairn]

You have 2 steps in this message and you haven't started step 1

[narrow crown]

ngl im a little scared of getting with a cis guy. which makes it all the more exciting

[muted shuttle]

says who

[velvet zenith]

fr

[desert cairn]

Have you

[muted shuttle]

idk maybe

i wouldn't say beautiful

[untold helm]

Was it the same person you were talking about earlier

[desert cairn]

I think it's time to take the razer grip tape off my mouse

[narrow crown]

no im just thinking hypothetically

[desert cairn]

The Minecraft PvP era has been over for 3 years

[muted shuttle]

Why this mf got grip tape on his mouse

😂 😂 😂

[desert cairn]

Yoooo I used to be able to breezily bridge snd shit

[muted shuttle]

grip tape for minecraft pvp??

Dog what

[narrow crown]

men dont approach me cuz i look like a huge dyke

[desert cairn]

I got banned from lunar.gg for drag clicking

[thick tapir]

ur not locked in

[untold helm]

Maxine is a fantastic admin

[shut jewel]

how do i jailbreak minecraft pocket edition on adnroid

[desert cairn]

fr

Not tapped in

[thick tapir]

isnt 1.8 pvp basically dead atp

[muted shuttle]

Is that the one where u uhhh

Shift and right click very fast to bridge

[crimson fjord]

Surprisingly no

[muted shuttle]

I see a lot of sweats in bedwars doing that

[desert cairn]

Not that's just speed bridging

[muted shuttle]

And skywars

Oh

[desert cairn]

It's easy as hell you can even hold right click

[teal bramble]

Maxine big noob.

[muted shuttle]

?? can i actually

[untold helm]

To get no sweats play 3v3v3v3

[muted shuttle]

i'm somehow very bad at it

[teal bramble]

yes but its inconsistent and ull probably fall more

[crimson fjord]

Although hypixel is ditching 1.8 for skyblock soon which is pretty huge, may be a look at the future

[desert cairn]

Breezily is when you're walking backwards but moving side to side

[thick tapir]

bedrock pvp is so fucking funny aswell

[desert cairn]

I could never god bridge my hands aren't steady enough

[shut jewel]

help

[muted shuttle]

there were already things that needed 1.21 anyway

[untold helm]

Fucking nintendont not recognizing any inputs

[crimson fjord]

One island but yes

I’m glad they’re getting rid of 1.8

It’s held skyblock back immensely

[muted shuttle]

i hope they add cherry trees to skyblock

:3

[crimson fjord]

(Realistically the server is actually 1.7 which is why the mob ai is so fucking horrible)

[desert cairn]

https://howoldisminecraft189.today does this still exist

Lol

[crimson fjord]

Jesus took them long enough

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn My cursor froze

[shut jewel]

im listening to minecraft music

[slim nova]

Oh no

New pvp mechanics

[crimson fjord]

Wut

Even on 1.21 on ALL gamemodes hypixel use their own pvp system

lol

Pvp won't change

[slim nova]

Oh

Didn't know

[thick tapir]

why the fuck are there flashlight nerds

[narrow crown]

there are fire alarm nerds bro

its autism

[alpine chasm]

Minecraft: releases 1.8.10

[thick tapir]

but that kinda makes sense like theres history and shit yk?

flashlights are literally just flashlights

like

[slim nova]

Hmm this light it around 40 nits

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Yo check out this book i found for the kindle

U should read it

[versed sun]

AI could solve this better then me

[thick tapir]

WEBSITES FOR COMPARING FLASHLIGHT BEAMS 😭

actually maybe they are all just autistic

[muted shuttle]

Youre in a server for jailbreaking ios

[slim nova]

Maybe theyre just trying to get the best flash light

[slim nova]

You're a moderator in a server for jailbreaking ios

[muted shuttle]

No im an administrator

[slim nova]

😭

[thick tapir]

thats why i looked at the subreddit ngl

[narrow crown]

there is no best flashlight

they all have pros and cons

[thick tapir]

whenever i buy a product i usually spend like a few hours researching it so i can buy like the best one in the price range i want

[slim nova]

Phone flash light

[thick tapir]

i mean from what i can see the only real differences between most of these hobbyist flashlights are the body. like they all take 18650 batteries, and they all have basically the same led options, they all have type c charging

the differences between all the recommended ones seem kinda minimal

[stone osprey]

hey guys i have a ipod touch 1st gen but it bootloops and only turns on when i plug it in

wuts wrong with it

[velvet zenith]

the battery probably

idk

[shut jewel]

apple should add rune to ios so i have no reason to jailbreak and pay money to a tweak dev

[untold helm]

Control center

[shut jewel]

it doesn't look like rune though

[stone osprey]

prob battery it is 19 years old..

[vital knoll]

this is more nebbys speed

[rich island]

damn

[shut jewel]

actually apple should add exiwall

[slim nova]

Nebbys

[gilded rapids]

@true plover it’s finally snowing

[desert cairn]

WHAT

[vital knoll]

@gilded rapids I'm blazing I'm blazing

[gilded rapids]

Real

[slim nova]

They talking the truth

[shut jewel]

is that on earth?

[gilded rapids]

???

[shut jewel]

yes or no

[gilded rapids]

no

[shut jewel]

oh ok

[thick tapir]

we had so much snow last week (not)

they shutdown damn near the whole state over like 4 inches of snow

[vapid spruce]

how much did they spend at the dealers den

[untold helm]

Average r/jb member

[thick tapir]

wtf does that even mean

[untold helm]

You look like what I imagine the average r/Jailbreak discord server member to look like

[half compass]

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[thick tapir]

my mom lowkey rude asf she told me im a dumb fuck for not buying a new phone 😔

ts not that bad

[winter meadow]

It still works so why pay money

[copper tendon]

That’s still usable I guess

[thick tapir]

exactly

[copper tendon]

That’s to the point tho where lowkey I would fix it or upgrade

Like that would annoy me on a day to day

[thick tapir]

quarter inch of the right side of the touch screen doesnt work and has ghost inputs randomly

but it works enough

[copper tendon]

Yea that’s rough

Technically usable but I’d just fix it

[winter meadow]

How much does a 3rd party screen cost

[copper tendon]

How much would a screen replacement fix on that

[thick tapir]

idk but i wouldnt even bother tbh

[copper tendon]

From Apple

[thick tapir]

only 128gb and 78% battery health aswell

[copper tendon]

128gb low key fine

[thick tapir]

storage annoys me more than the screen tbh

i have like 70gb of photos/videos alone

[copper tendon]

iCloud storage

[thick tapir]

i fucking hate subscriptions

[copper tendon]

External drive

[winter meadow]

I have 200mb of 4K photos

Don’t ask how

[copper tendon]

Hating subscriptions is def valid but for some things it’s fine tbh

[chilly bear]

@half compass are you enjoying your spirulina and soylent?

[copper tendon]

But to use like an app, nah

[vapid spruce]

i remember my first phone was a hand-me-downed iphone 7 from my mom, when ios 17 released i realized i needed to upgrade, and my mom wouldn't buy me one so i saved up and bought a refurbished se 2 from backmarket lmao

[copper tendon]

Back market is questionable

[vapid spruce]

my mom upgraded me that christmas anyways so i got a 12 mini and the se is now my brother's

[winter meadow]

If your iCloud subscription ends is your data just gone even if u extend that afterwards

[copper tendon]

I’d rather just get something from eBay so I know exactly what I’m getting

[copper tendon]

No it stays

[vapid spruce]

i've had good experiences with them

[copper tendon]

You just can’t upload anything else

It stays as long as you don’t pull it out, and obviously when you do pull it out you lose the space

[winter meadow]

You mean when you download them?

[half compass]

Its getting hard to open saar

[copper tendon]

Yea pretty much

Like if you have 30gb of photos in cloud and your subscription has ended and you delete 10gb of data you’re capped to 20gb now

You wouldn’t be able to upload another 10gb or anything

5gb is lowley unusable if you intend to do anything with iCloud Photos or videos

If you keep photos and videos locally 5gb is alright

Hell backups can take like a gig depending on what you store

[winter meadow]

Apple hasn’t extended that since the launch of iCloud

lol

[copper tendon]

Yea

Kinda bad compared to even google where you get 15gb

I have Apple one anyways so idc

I got the family plan and share with my parents

[versed sun]

Is this cooler better then the stock Intel cooler would it be quieter

[copper tendon]

What fucking cooler is that

[copper tendon]

Looks like Chinese slop

[thick tapir]

thermalright?

[winter meadow]

I’d rather see mass murder pics than open the hardware posts on r/PS3

[thick tapir]

thermalright actually makes good coolers

one of the top brands

[versed sun]

Yes

[half compass]

False

[winter meadow]

A fucking 28nm delid

https://www.reddit.com/r/PS3/comments/1ok9ow4/absolute_destruction_ps3_super_slim_28nm_delid/

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[half compass]

nawk tuah

best coolers

[copper tendon]

That’s the thermal right logo???

[thick tapir]

yes

also says thermalright

[copper tendon]

Did not know that

[muted shuttle]

the fuck is the controller here for

[copper tendon]

Fair, didn’t zoom in

[thick tapir]

single tower coolers in general arent really the best but its better than a stock intel cooler fs

[compact cobalt]

i'm gonna get a cardputer ngl

[teal bramble]

ipad air

[winter meadow]

Did u get it

[keen kelp]

tvOS

https://tenor.com/view/kai-and-speed-adventures-ishowspeed-%26-kai-cenat-play-super-mario-bros-live-speedy-ishowspeed-darren-watkins-gif-10579675301264028767

[slim nova]

Ipad air

[teal bramble]

yes

[half compass]

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[thick tapir]

gambling might be in my genetics

my parents won 13k 💀

[red hinge]

nitro giveaway when

[floral lark]

Just bored and combing through the recently released documents and stumbled upon this fbi interaction gem lol

> -around 3:30pm or so we located the log files and began combing through, which is when we noticed strange IP activity that took place yesterday from two IP addresses. The activity included combining through certain files pertaining to the Epstein investigation. I reached out to one of the case agents to see if they were in the office yesterday, thinking that maybe they inadvertently changed a setting on the NAS or they noticed anything strange about them.

-Around 4/4:30 pm we dove into the IPs and checked all of our computers to see which had the IPs in question. One computer, our discovery computer, matched one of them and is located in a room next to the lab, The other IP is one we don’t recognize, but is the same address as the IPs on our network, leading us to believe it was a computer that accessed our network somehow. We were not able to identify the computer, but it had to have accessed our network either by being plugged into the network, or possibly by telnetting in virtually.

-5:00pm - we realized we were hacked and discussed what we needed to do to ensure its contained.

NAS accessible via telnet in 2020 lmfao

[alpine chasm]

[gusty gulch]

@vital knoll I have good and bad news

I got pixel buds but I also scratched the back of my pixel

[crisp saffron]

omg

my phone screen is scratched to shit

[gusty gulch]

that would drive me nuts

I have like scratches on the matte back

[crisp saffron]

they're all on like the edge

very deep but not wide

[gusty gulch]

it's all on the bottom right

[gusty gulch]

twss

[crisp saffron]

applecare lookin tempting again...

[gusty gulch]

@vital knoll nitro juseyo

[gusty gulch]

I went to go see my bestie

[true plover]

So sad I’m sorry for your loss

[gusty gulch]

thanks bestie

I miss her

my other friend is pregnant

[true plover]

Of course 💙

[gusty gulch]

life is wild

[true plover]

True

It still goes on

Which is crazy to think about

Once you stop existing it doesn’t stop

[gusty gulch]

I'm hoping maybe she reincarnates as my friends baby

[half compass]

i was about to make a shitty joke but then i looked closer and realized that was a cemetery

god

[true plover]

[winter meadow]

[half compass]

i was THIS close

[chilly bear]

wow

[true plover]

I feel like either an afterlife is real or there’s reincarnation

Which would be cool to live life from different perspectives

Of course assuming the life you get isn’t full of well

Bad things

[gusty gulch]

I think reincarnation is definitely real

[gusty gulch]

lol what was it

[half compass]

i was going to ping null with 'hbg mentioned'

😭

@chilly bear

[gusty gulch]

lmao

[chilly bear]

oh nah

[coarse escarp]

Really? 🙄

[gusty gulch]

yes

where do you think people's souls go?

[muted shuttle]

when i die i want to be reincarnated as a carrot

[coarse escarp]

I wish I can believe so 🤦

[gusty gulch]

I will eat you

[muted shuttle]

Mean

[gusty gulch]

chop you off

roast you

[coarse escarp]

Only to be eaten by a rabbit 😅

[gusty gulch]

we're all full of energy where do you think the energy goes after death?

energy can't just disappear

[coarse escarp]

That's true

[muted shuttle]

my negative energy goes to my enemies when i die

[shut jewel]

woudl you rather let a rabbit or a bunny eat you

[gusty gulch]

shut the fuck up maxine

[muted shuttle]

what

[half compass]

Einstein is a fraud

[chilly bear]

it goes directly to nathan yahoo

[muted shuttle]

sorry…..

[gusty gulch]

true tbh

[shut jewel]

i misread that badly

[half compass]

If i eat a carrot where does the energy go ?

[gusty gulch]

me too lmao

[half compass]

It disappears

[chilly bear]

no

it gets converted

[gusty gulch]

literally turns into fuel for you

[half compass]

The carrot being @muted shuttle

[gusty gulch]

dumbass

[chilly bear]

oh

well then there's no energy to begin with

[gusty gulch]

lmaoo

Maxine AI

[muted shuttle]

doesn’t exist. No ai could ever recreate me and my thoughts

[gusty gulch]

@polar python what do you think

[coarse escarp]

Lol

[winter meadow]

It turns into a big shit

[muted shuttle]

he’d tell claude to act gay and transgender and call it a day

[shut jewel]

nothing can compare to discord moderators.

[shut jewel]

my messages werent sending so i restarted the app which made this message no longer a reply

[chilly bear]

why is the download icon red

what does this mean

[shut jewel]

maybe the file corrupted

[half compass]

Its red just like your soul Bruh

Thatsw why

[shut jewel]

evil spotify

[winter meadow]

And jobless and depressed

[coarse escarp]

people are streaming Keharo ? 😴

[shut jewel]

i googled your problem and a random redditor said the download failed so that's the answer

[chilly bear]

i have no idea who keharo is

i don't think keharo knows they released this

[chilly bear]

oh ok

[dense valve]

out of space

[coarse escarp]

Lmao

[dense valve]

sorry i lied

[shut jewel]

so mean

[chilly bear]

wow.

[dense valve]

bru i haven't seen you in like 2 years where did u go

[coarse escarp]

Seems like one of the artists in the songs you are streaming

[shut jewel]

deleted my account :(

[dense valve]

o

why

[half compass]

no way

we are ck 2 dropped

this is tech

[shut jewel]

idk

[half compass]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3nxiZQ3nCWZD5yC3htwzgz?si=1dbff556d5ff4c59

[shut jewel]

i felt like it

[fervent dove]

:fr:

[half compass]

.

[shut jewel]

[dense valve]

ok

how are u

https://open.spotify.com/track/22L7bfCiAkJo5xGSQgmiIO?si=d5549f5749c948e6

[fervent dove]

I'm a fan of Kanye West too!
"All Of The Lights" is such a great song, thanks for sharing!

Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!

Added to the [r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5GkWROPYV4U320OIOg320H)!

[half compass]

why does it only do that for me

[dense valve]

cause already added

[half compass]

this is gay

[chilly bear]

virus link ⚠️

[polar python]

Great bot

[chilly bear]

(tracking)

https://open.spotify.com/track/0bHf3bOMOaKzPnRRM1Z2c0

[fervent dove]

I'm a fan of Keharo, MPPO, anokris, Nuts! too!
"Women" is such a great song, thanks for sharing!

Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!

[muted shuttle]

I hate women

[gusty gulch]

I'll be your boy

[muted shuttle]

The song

[gusty gulch]

bot

boy bot

[polar python]

Fuck wromng with u

[gusty gulch]

let's smoke

[half compass]

Playback of protected content is not enabled.
Visit Spotify Support to learn how to enable playback in your browser.

[polar python]

Maxine get this peasant out of my sight ban her rn

[gusty gulch]

wromng

[dense valve]

bru @half compass i found you

[half compass]

FUck drm

[dense valve]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6pciNExRdE9eNt08AQDp52?si=e2ccc6ca9f0e4317

[half compass]

Im crine

[fervent dove]

Wow, "pretty fishes" by xrt is such a good tune!
I could listen to this all day...

Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!

[chilly bear]

is this rizz?

oh

i thought u were calling xrt a pretty fish.

[desert cairn]

Same

[half compass]

Foids are evil

[desert cairn]

this is true

[muted shuttle]

The song right

[desert cairn]

No

What song

[half compass]

Have sex with men instead

[muted shuttle]

No im not

[desert cairn]

Gross

[half compass]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

The song “women”

[shut jewel]

is anyone able to add to the rjelbraek spotify playlist?

[dense valve]

xrt is an electronic music artist from Cancún, México.

She has been active since 2020, starting as a Vaporwave producer and then diving deeper into Electronica. She released her first studio album, "Online, Once." on October 25, 2021.

[chilly bear]

yea

[desert cairn]

is anyone able to add to the rjelbraek spotify playlist?

[half compass]

Your mother is so heavy she can

[chilly bear]

wait xrt is a she

EWWW

[dense valve]

member edition+

or one

i forgot

[half compass]

member pro i think

[dense valve]

no not pro

[chilly bear]

yes pro

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith all foids are evil

[dense valve]

ok

[chilly bear]

pro has a 67% chance though

[half compass]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7ymHeJ05xhDVs3rEh9tMA0?si=2eedbaed4d0d46ed

[dense valve]

Die

[digital sable]

pot called the kettle black

[fervent dove]

I'm a fan of Synatrick too!
"Hawk Tuah (Spit On That Thang)" is such a great song, thanks for sharing!

Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!

[half compass]

Why aint it adding

oh

amazing ping bro

[digital sable]

when i turn 21 i'm gonna celebrate by giving the homeless alcohol

the homeless deserve it

[chilly bear]

this will be my top song this year

[muted shuttle]

you’re giving the homeless alcohol what

[chilly bear]

and top artist

[muted shuttle]

a good life in your refrigerator ?

[digital sable]

because they like it

[shut jewel]

rjailbreak spotify icon uses the old icon

I'M LITERALLY LOL RIGTH NOW LOLOLOL

[digital sable]

show

[muted shuttle]

I dont think u got it

[digital sable]

huh

have you seen those vids of homeless competing for alcohol

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith come blast GHK-Cu with me twin

[half compass]

chud and froid

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith come blast GHK-Cu with me twin

[digital sable]

nebula is a female human

[chilly bear]

mcsr reference?? https://open.spotify.com/album/6JODQvIk5YaJSnebcQgjIA

[half compass]

what does this even mean

[dense valve]

ok yeah its member pro

i looked at the file for it

[desert cairn]

https://www.peptaura.com/catalog/Retatrutide @muted shuttle @velvet zenith

[winter meadow]

If yes this should add

https://open.spotify.com/album/6JODQvIk5YaJSnebcQgjIA

[dense valve]

[winter meadow]

Bruh

[dense valve]

ts is an album gng

[winter meadow]

lol

[dense valve]

?

[winter meadow]

I don’t use Spotify

[winter meadow]

Do u have perms for snipe

[half compass]

no

[shut jewel]

i found a jailbreak song guys

[chilly bear]

Joining Room...
Lag Spikes (like eray)
Match Start
End of Life Announcement
Options Menu
User Profile
Time is Running Out
Glitching Out
Sudden Disconnection

[dense valve]

no

[shut jewel]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3RhudFHKBLdUqcwTwRWSfm

[fervent dove]

I'm a fan of Toby Fox too!
"Chill Jailbreak Alarm to Study and Relax to" is such a great song, thanks for sharing!

[dense valve]

Come on

[shut jewel]

it didn't add :(

[thick tapir]

should i buy 17pm or 17? i lowkey dont give a gaf abt the camera only reason im considering is for the battery life

[dense valve]

im so confused bru

[chilly bear]

pm

don't get a base

ever

[half compass]

buy the tas phone

[dense valve]

what is level 3 in gir

[half compass]

produced by feinberg industries

[dense valve]

is that not member pro

[half compass]

.

[chilly bear]

no

[thick tapir]

why

[shut jewel]

general

[desert cairn]

17 plus

[chilly bear]

white 0
plus 1
pro 2
ed 3
one 4
ult 5
gen 7
sub 8
mod 9
admin 10

[dense valve]

Ohh

Ok so mem ed then

[chilly bear]

idk i made that up

[dense valve]

was about to say

it's mostly wrong

geniuses are level 5

for a fact

or 6

wait let me check

[simple drift]

what’s this level thing about even

[half compass]

@chilly bear Feinberg if he refrigerated food: Yo I'm fridgeberg

[simple drift]

is that just how roles are ordered

[dense valve]

i lied genius is level 4

[chilly bear]

no you fell off

[dense valve]

what levels can add to the playlist

also

i just realized

slim made a mistake in the ~~readme and ~~env example

im gonna fix it

[shut jewel]

nothing member pro and below

[muted shuttle]

Will be fixed in gir 6-7

[dense valve]

i think its mem ed

[half compass]

67

[simple drift]

mem ed and up no?

[winter meadow]

Repair the old screen

[dense valve]

I think so

[simple drift]

yeah

it’s mem ed

[half compass]

@chilly bear hop on mcsr ranked

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet

[exotic thistle]

hi peeps

[shut jewel]

is that a mii

[chilly bear]

fienberg if he was water and he lost 334 kJ/kg at 0° C: yo im iceberg

[dense valve]

here try sending ts https://open.spotify.com/track/65X2rKeXgVceqex382wfuL?si=1f592ae1899048e3

[fervent dove]

Wow, "Your Reality" by Dan Salvato is such a good tune!
I could listen to this all day...

[winter meadow]

Tuff

[simple drift]

https://music.apple.com/gb/album/jet-pilot/273714443?i=273714622

[chilly bear]

dude it's 6:16 pm

[fervent dove]

I like listening to System Of A Down too!
Here's "Jet Pilot"...

[half compass]

so

[simple drift]

mf the bot ignored me

nvm

[chilly bear]

wait no

[muted shuttle]

im gonna send a song with the title of a slur

[dense valve]

Die

[chilly bear]

that's honolulu time

[exotic thistle]

do it

[dense valve]

So it is mem one

[exotic thistle]

i dare u

[half compass]

..

.

[untold helm]

no its a xbox 360 avatar

[simple drift]

no i’ve done it before

[shut jewel]

ohhh ok

[dense valve]

maybe apple music doesn't work?

[chilly bear]

it's luck based at lower skill levels

[half compass]

bro it replied

wdym

[dense valve]

no embed

[dense valve]

it didnt say that it added

[simple drift]

it used to work

[shut jewel]

i love spotify i can listen to any song even ones not on spotify

[half compass]

@chilly bear saar hop on saar

[exotic thistle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3LDNcikQd7Zui9gJCISTtR?si=f5c1c88c9adb48fe

[fervent dove]

Wow, "Yes I'm A Mess" by AJR is such a good tune!
I could listen to this all day...

[half compass]

desert temple seed 📲

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle

[simple drift]

ajr

yeesh

[exotic thistle]

is good

[simple drift]

❌

[narrow crown]

is nebby finally retransitioning

[chilly bear]

tas machine

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[simple drift]

ajr are one of the few artists to ever make a true 0/10 album

[exotic thistle]

@muted shuttle ban this perons

[shut jewel]

minecraft minecraft i play minecraft in my freetime but no i do not speedrun

[velvet zenith]

Of course you respond quickly when estrogen is involved but dont respond when theres a scam posted

Useless individual

[shut jewel]

perons

[half compass]

🔫🚬

[exotic thistle]

shut up

[simple drift]

i would HOPE maxine would agree with me

[muted shuttle]

I was showering last time one happened

[chilly bear]

wait

[untold helm]

same cpu as my school provided chromebook btw

[exotic thistle]

nope

[shut jewel]

sorry :(

[chilly bear]

i just got this

omg

[half compass]

smoking gun

[chilly bear]

im mentally challenged

[simple drift]

bye

[exotic thistle]

this is rjb, who isnt

[velvet zenith]

sure ....

[chilly bear]

@flint verge

[exotic thistle]

amogus

[chilly bear]

who did i just ping

im sorry random person

[exotic thistle]

no idewa

@muted shuttle ur a sussy baka

[muted shuttle]

i took one i just can’t prove it

[exotic thistle]

okay time to not talk in here until next month

[fervent dove]

Hey, @exotic thistle. Have a look at this knee-slapper!

amoung

pequeno

Added by stkc#6525 | Used 191 times · Nov 25, 2021, 2:30 AM

[half compass]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/672569251265249322/1056766638105579590/RgnhOhcW.gif

[chilly bear]

5.50 Э is insane

[shut jewel]

how it feels buying jailbreak tweaks i know i won't use

[exotic thistle]

me on iso 18 buying sleepsaver 67 by @obtuse ruin

[half compass]

@chilly bear Check dms saar

[chilly bear]

no

i refuse

https://tenor.com/view/pomerania-cute-animals-sleep-roll-gif-13510507427305331465

this is ME

[shut jewel]

how do you do this on a toilet

[half compass]

Hop on saar

aquapolis @chilly bear

[shut jewel]

name one good jailbreak tweak

[chilly bear]

mooner

[shut jewel]

impossible

[shut jewel]

where do i get that

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/al-murray-taskmaster-gong-wig-smash-gif-26533172

DONG 🛎️🔔🔔🛎️🫑🔔

[narrow crown]

girl they r $2

[shut jewel]

nvm i found it but i know better tweaks

[exotic thistle]

yeah but u gotta buy everyone u see

so its really $20000

[shut jewel]

Reveil

[exotic thistle]

car bridge is like 20$

[chilly bear]

dude this song is fire emoji

[shut jewel]

you're off by $10

[exotic thistle]

carbridge is 30?

gah damn

[shut jewel]

yes

[dense valve]

https://github.com/DiscordGIR/GIRRewrite/commit/65a16d70482909d832dd167d87256443d42627e4

i will make a pr in 10 years

dont feel like it now

[gilded rapids]

lame

sigh

[dense valve]

also have to test that that works

[dense valve]

apple music is cheaper iirc

[chilly bear]

fake pr made by fake account

[shut jewel]

all paid tweaks suck except one

[chilly bear]

don't trust

[dense valve]

ok bud

[chilly bear]

method.

[exotic thistle]

they need the extra dollar

they kinda broke

[shut jewel]

guys does anyone else agree

[dense valve]

❌

@chilly bear can u try jailbreaks.app rn i js wanna make sure it's globally blacklisted

b4 i update the bot

shit wrong channel

thought this was #jailbreak

oh wel

[chilly bear]

i would rather kill myself.

[dense valve]

Mb

[chilly bear]

yea it's blacklisted

[dense valve]

fuck

ok thx

[shut jewel]

wait you update gir

[dense valve]

no

jailbreaks.app status discord bot

[shut jewel]

ohhh ok

[stable orbit]

Anyone know a bit about iPhone repair here

I'm fed up with this fucking 12 pro

3rd dock connector no mic

Just static sound

Camera mic works

Not the one on the new dock connector or the last new dock connectorn

[half compass]

@chilly bear tas

he built a portal with corners

[chilly bear]

W drags??

[shut jewel]

minceraft!!! :)

[half compass]

he did it again

tas

[thick tapir]

point a thermal camera at your shower

[exotic thistle]

what if cold shower

[autumn lodge]

Should I get supergrok

Five nights at chuddys

[cinder pebble]

Gm

[autumn lodge]

Welcome to Baldi’s basics in education and learning

[dense valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277357627671707739/1320159952752349224/caption.gif

giftok

[thick tapir]

then itll be colder than the rest of the room?

[burnt kite]

I’mma transfer my second boost to this server once it cools down

Because why not

[exotic thistle]

not how transfer of heat work

[gilded rapids]

are u gonna get a new phone

[green sequoia]

board issue

get a new phone

id keep the 12 pro as secondary

[cinder pebble]

real

[stable orbit]

It was working with the original

[stable orbit]

No

Definitely not another iphone

I'm using an a14 5g right now

World's worst new phone oat

[stable orbit]

Problem only started when I replaced the dock connector with the new one

I doubt they'd send me 2 bad ones in a row

[green sequoia]

why did you

[stable orbit]

Og had a loose port

Wouldn't stay connected to anything at all ever and would only charge if you literally bend the cable up

And getting worse

Ofc it's all gotta be on the same cable instead of separated

[velvet zenith]

clean the port

and get better cables idk

[languid grove]

Hi to all

[dusk oriole]

Does anyone here know how to screen record on iOS 10?

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[languid grove]

I'm going to update to iOS 26 soon because the banking app isn't supported on 16.5.1. Is there a way to sideload IPA in the same way as Trollstore? I don't want to sign a certificate for any more apps. I need an easy way to sideload IPA in the latest iOS version. By the way, my iPhone 13 runs Natanlr JB 16.5.1.

[molten lance]

You can use Dopamine on 16.5.1

Also, sell it to a collector and buy a new one instead

And no, TrollStore isn’t compatible with iOS 26

[burnt kite]

oops

https://music.apple.com/mx/album/something-good-can-work/1771710760?i=1771711266&l=en-GB

[fervent dove]

You listen to Two Door Cinema Club too? They're my favorite!
Here's "Something Good Can Work"...

Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!

[burnt kite]

I'm moving away from the "everything on the cloud" of these days.

To actually owning the shit.

[languid grove]

Unsupported on my device. Is other relaible method to sideload ipa in newer ios

[burnt kite]

F companies tracking every movement you make.

[vapid parcel]

Is it possible to jailbreak an iPhone 15?

[slim nova]

No

[vapid parcel]

Damn it okay

How about an iPhone XR?

[slim nova]

On 18?

[vapid parcel]

I need to go check

But it’s either iOS 18 or I might of fkdover by giving it 26

But more than likely it’s 18 or under

[slim nova]

Xr doesn't support 26

[vapid parcel]

Ah correct

That’s what I thought

I will check when I get up in like 4 hrs

[flat mulch]

This isn't true.

[vapid parcel]

Good to know appreciate this

[burnt kite]

When everything's on the cloud you also somehow lose creativity

[burnt kite]

Wdym

Online services take away your interest 🤔

[patent crest]

I go bed

Gn frens

[burnt kite]

Gn

[patent crest]

Lies

nah I'm good

[coral fog]

no

[vital knoll]

yes

[low mortar]

@alpine chasm

[half compass]

i do

[stark spruce]

why the fuck is my system data the size of mineeks internal storage @ruby copper

[ruby copper]

Ok

[low mortar]

Hi Mineek

[ruby copper]

Hiii

[tame rock]

I love the old version of the ripoff ms paint on the AppStore

[vital knoll]

why in the fuck is system data so big

[ruby copper]

its anything that macOS cant clasiffy

including anything outside of ur user folder

if you make like a 100GB file in /opt, it'll be under system data

[vital knoll]

Jesus that's a terrible way of doing things

[ruby copper]

fr

[tame rock]

Wait a minute

[proven moss]

Helloooo

[dusk oriole]

Does anyone here know how to screen record on iOS 10

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[burnt kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/719706523252555917.gif

[sinful kraken]

should you download the latest firmware oh bypassing a iPhone

[stark spruce]

how do I make it less

[low mortar]

Disk Inventory X can help you find big files

[stark spruce]

wait i forgot

grand perspective

can do that

as well

and i still have that installed

well

how do i get rid of those

[burnt kite]

https://music.apple.com/mx/album/blade-runner-2049/1810259777?i=1810259778&l=en-GB

[fervent dove]

Wow, "Blade Runner 2049" by Synthwave Goose is such a good tune!
I could listen to this all day...

Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!

[burnt kite]

🪿

[fervent dove]

I'm a big fan of Mac Quayle,
and "2.9_5-pyth0n.sln" is one of my favorite songs of theirs.

Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!

[burnt kite]

Python, Mineek's favorite programming language

[low mortar]

https://x.com/nilkski_/status/2017658267657257379?s=46 @sour canyon

Milfski (@Nilkski_)

Baby for scale

X · Jan 31, 2026, 5:56 PM

[vital knoll]

banana for scale in the center

[manic tulip]

broadcom i am going to fucking kill you

oh my fucking god

i just want a vmware download

why do you have to screen my ass like im visting some government building

holy fuck

do you want people using your products or not

[stark spruce]

oh if only

[flat mulch]

"It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild."

But the OP asked for screen recording on iOS 10

[carmine elk]

clanker is so fucking obsessed with motorolas

[flat mulch]

Try VirtualBox

[terse dome]

@ruby copper https://notnow.dev/objects/60349d10-c9b5-472f-8baa-7fb68aff974f this u

[chilly bear]

there's actually more nokias than motorolas

[signal hazel]

each square is a file no?

big square around small square is folder

[lyric dew]

Teg

Quero a tegs

[main timber]

sameme 2X65

[lyric dew]

Tegs iOS

[signal hazel]

https://redactedwear.com/products/y2k-retro-quarterzip-pullover-hoodie-epstein-embroidery-pattern-sweatshirt-american-vintage-casual-streetwear-men-oversized-coat

might cop

[main timber]

y2k retro vintage epstein quarter zip

[signal hazel]

🔥

[stark spruce]

yes

but the delete button grayed out

[signal hazel]

do you know where those files are stored

[rich dune]

42 > any number

0x42424242

[signal hazel]

rm -rf

[stark spruce]

nfr

[rich dune]

echo "test... test... test..." | perl -e '$??s:;s:s;;$?::s;;=]=>%-{<-|}<&|`{;;y; -/:-@[-`{-};`-{/" -;;s;;$_;see'
-# don’t run this pls

[carmine elk]

fun fact: if an ios 26 jailbreak comes out, the m4 and m5 ipad pros, and iphone 17 series (including air) might not be supported. this is bc they use a different architecture that’s called armv9

[stark spruce]

how is the architecture related

[rich dune]

armv8.whatever

[carmine elk]

arm64 jb not compatible with arm64e for example

[carmine elk]

nope, armv9

[honest dove]

uhh stupid quick question can airpods pro 1 put in airpods pro 2 anc charging case

[stark spruce]

yeah but thats because of other reasons

apple couldve added ppl to A11

[glacial valve]

I love disabling auto update but it turning back on

[stark spruce]

L

[honest dove]

never will it comes out, jb doesnt even support armv8.3-a (which is the architecture for apple a12 processor)

[honest dove]

how could that possibly happens

[glacial valve]

Don’t ask me

[honest dove]

im on 26.2 and disabled auto update

26.2.1 just wait for me until i manually press update

[stark spruce]

its the dumb french region

french phones and people are always special

[honest dove]

always the french

🫩

[red hinge]

its always the french

[stark spruce]

yeah

dumb french

[ruby copper]

No

I smash the stack with 0x41414141

AAAAAA

[rich dune]

42

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-4-1-41-41-brainrot-41-meme-gif-5493155601774365968

[burnt kite]

You're on latest and wonder why a new update does not automatically download for you

[honest dove]

fym

im not on the latest???

why are you saying that im on the latest

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper use 0x4D554646494E instead.

[burnt kite]

Shitty internet maybe

[honest dove]

you did not get my point earlier

i said that im on 26.2

[rich dune]

424242

[honest dove]

26.2.1 is downloaded and is waiting until i press update in the settings app

[rich dune]

@chilly bear

42

[burnt kite]

You're all a bunch of hackers

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-cow-gif-24965573

[burnt kite]

Yeah mb

[honest dove]

alr dw

[tough abyss]

Youareanidiot.org

[true plover]

Look how pretty the water fountain is outside my work :0

[burnt kite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CHsUFsi1A

yt recommendations

[split nimbus]

<@&355145545242902548> @burnt kite @short jolt @chrome peak

[teal bramble]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRDRYdaH/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

[burnt kite]

I saw this one on Facebook once

[teal bramble]

Thanks mate

[burnt kite]

Am i the only one not seeing the embed?

[dry monolith]

Shut up

[teal bramble]

no

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRDRRrdK/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

gassygoontoonx (@gassygoontoonx)

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[chilly bear]

how are people so creative 😂

[teal bramble]

you will go missing tomorrow at 6:37 pm

[chilly bear]

that's about 67 minutes after i get home

why

[teal bramble]

👀

[rich dune]

.

[true plover]

@ashen basin https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8maDQPu/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

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[true plover]

[dry monolith]

wtf it’s liquid glass but not liquid glass

it’s just

glass

frosted glass

[winter meadow]

What TV box is ts

[dry monolith]

Its just

lg webos

apple music app

[vital knoll]

nah bruh that shits transparent plastic ui

[winter meadow]

Shittiest TV OS in existence

[dry monolith]

no

what

bro

its great

webos is amazing

[winter meadow]

It sucks for anything other than YouTube

[dry monolith]

no

what the fuck

its great for everything

apple music

netflix

prime

games

youtube

[red hinge]

now use android tv

[dry monolith]

word

samsungs isnt great either tbh

[winter meadow]

-# I don’t use those

[dry monolith]

its alright

but

[dry monolith]

so you only use youtube

and your saying its only good for youtube

so

[winter meadow]

Sorts

[dry monolith]

you dont use anything else

[winter meadow]

Sorta

[dry monolith]

😭

[red hinge]

android tv by itself is decent but the hardware mfs shove them in is horrible

[dry monolith]

how can you say its only good for one thing and not use anything else

[red hinge]

samsung tizen lags like hell

[winter meadow]

And Anghami

[dry monolith]

its like saying macos is only good for safari and not using logic pro or anything like that

[dry monolith]

yeah

[red hinge]

i'd love to use webos only because of apple stuff

[vital knoll]

@dry monolith to me it looks like you're schizo

[dry monolith]

HOW

[dry monolith]

oh

you have that guy blocked i guess

[red hinge]

@dry monolith to me it looks like you're schizo

[chilly bear]

schizo ns

[dry monolith]

Nooo

[chilly bear]

the usual

[winter meadow]

She doesn’t

[vital knoll]

I have a bunch of people blocked. I usually forget why

[dry monolith]

[vital knoll]

webos is good because it's lightweight and tv manufacturers put in bullshit ass CPU and no ram

[dry monolith]

so ur mesages are just not there

[dry monolith]

the chip in my tv is not shit

its like

insane

[vital knoll]

most tv ones are tbf

[dry monolith]

i mean its lgs top of the line tv so u expec tthat

but

[dry monolith]

yeah not this tho

[chilly bear]

does anyone know what ns is talking about

[winter meadow]

Isn’t the profile supposed to be blank if someone blocked me

[vital knoll]

only issue with webos is that idk if it supports android apps

but android TV is heavy and lags and not great

[dry monolith]

they have client mod which just makes them dissapear completely

[chilly bear]

there's also hide ignored messages

[dry monolith]

no it doesnt but thers more than enough app support for it

[chilly bear]

@dense valve can i test something on you

[red hinge]

android tv is crazily optimized yet the hardware is still shittier

i remember running android tv on a core 2 duo and its the smoothest experience i've ever had

[dry monolith]

i used to run it on my raspberry pi 4

until we obtained another apple tv

[chilly bear]

@dense valve accept my friend request

[vital knoll]

@chilly bear huh I just found out hide blocked messages seems to block replies too

[red hinge]

wtf

i haven't use discord client mods for nearly a year now

[dry monolith]

damn

[vital knoll]

it's something that I need. I've used them for so long stock discord looks weird af

[dry monolith]

true

I need more nitro

time to enable more 3 day credits

Unless someone is so kind to gift me nitro

[chilly bear]

yea i turned that off because it was annoying

but now i only have 1 person blocked so

[dry monolith]

i have a few people blocked

but. idont have hide blocked messaages on

[vital knoll]

dont say that too loud jazzy will here you

[dry monolith]

Oh

[chilly bear]

@rich dune evil.

[vital knoll]

depending on how annoying chat is I tend to block a ton of people