general

[jaunty garnet]

insane

[lofty hound]

babies have new textures, you can also perma baby them so they never grow up, also missing mob baby variants have been added

[untold helm]

We need redesigned baby villagers 🙏

Java edition doesn’t even have big heads on villagers, it’s only bedrock

[lofty hound]

they are already ruining trading mechanics tho

[untold helm]

That’s going to be just another combat update part 2 situation

[lofty hound]

at least we are getting the first end changes since the combat update

[hard comet]

the lymph nodes on my neck have been so big the last few days, you can literally see them. counting my days atp

[untold helm]

What whaaa

[lofty hound]

thats what people are saying

[untold helm]

If they did a end update i feel like it wouldn’t be like the nether update

[lofty hound]

no it would be exactly like it

end ores and less void space

I doubt will get the long canceled red dragon tho

[tribal dune]

nether update was one of the best updates they ever did

[fossil citrus]

how would you perma baby?

is it just some /summon tag or smtn

[lofty hound]

like copper waxing

[fossil citrus]

so there’s an item that does it??

[lofty hound]

feed them a magic been or some shit

guess there will be'

[fossil citrus]

oh it isn’t added yet?

but it’s planned to be

[lofty hound]

I think it has I just dont play snapshots

[fossil citrus]

Ok

[green sequoia]

bhsgk

jcfyxlf

[lofty hound]

ok

its called the golden dandelion

@fossil citrus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh0zp6GLzhc

[fossil citrus]

Interesting

[half compass]

dude what the fuck have i stumbled upon

[simple drift]

hi xrt

[lofty hound]

?

[half compass]

i found an ai porn site while looking for pirated ida pro

this is NOT pirated ida pro

[simple drift]

what's ida pro

[lofty hound]

guess you never tried to watch movies for free in 2007

nothing new

[half compass]

the ai part is new

[muted shuttle]

this mf searched ida porn instead of ida pro

[terse dome]

yeah you would know wouldnt you

[lofty hound]

how common is the name ida

[simple drift]

its so easy bruh

[half compass]

i have an ai girlfriend named harriet now apparently

[velvet zenith]

Honest mistake

[half compass]

she is very obese

[muted shuttle]

like your mother

[half compass]

i dont want a cup of tea i wanted pirated ida pro

[fossil citrus]

this feels like a mod more than actual minecraft

[simple drift]

!warningzoom

[fossil citrus]

:warningzoom:

bruh

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/ani-grok-ai-dance-anime-girl-gif-3233884700645958521

[simple drift]

[terse dome]

can i murder it

[simple drift]

vendetta server

niche

[terse dome]

thanks

[desert cairn]

That's my wife

[half compass]

i have a second girlfriend now too

[lofty hound]

theres a running joke where each update is made independently by different dev teams who have zero communication with eachother

[half compass]

her name is noor and she is 41

[terse dome]

gayass

[half compass]

she is my egyptian boss

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Do i do my school work or do i work on nocturne

School work is due tomorrow btw

End of tomorrow

[desert cairn]

Pop a zyn and do both

[velvet zenith]

All i have left is adding images and making sure that lines are cut down on specific page sizes

[desert cairn]

St the same time

[velvet zenith]

Huuh

Why is there such a big jump in marks

[lofty hound]

I'm fighting a 100 v 1 battle with intrusive thoughts how do I win the battle

[green sequoia]

i like how this looks

[terse dome]

brightspace detected

[desert cairn]

Ugly as hell

[velvet zenith]

I hate it

[terse dome]

why dont they still have dark mode

[desert cairn]

Worst software ever

[velvet zenith]

Theyre stupid

Dark reader works though

Tap in

[desert cairn]

I hate how courses aren't required to use the scheduling thing

[green sequoia]

istg slide to type made me write "i like gore" instead of "i like how this looks"

[green sequoia]

it's so goofy

[velvet zenith]

Sorry its due on sunday

[half compass]

loud incorrect buzzer

[simple drift]

voidai userbase:

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hop on llizard os

[desert cairn]

Die

[velvet zenith]

Trolled

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn Hop on nix os superbird

[desert cairn]

Die

How does ts guy know

[ornate latch]

Idk man

Maybe cuz u said it 3 billion times already

Well maybe not u

But shadow

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith did you close your rings today

I will in about a minute

[ornate latch]

Come scratch my balls @desert cairn @teal bramble

[desert cairn]

What does ts mean

[polar python]

@Claudius What does ts mean

[desert cairn]

Cloid

[ornate latch]

@keto

[polar python]

@Poke

[ornate latch]

Keto down plz fix

[desert cairn]

@Victor

[polar python]

@velvet zenith fatty

[thick tapir]

15 dollars into 100 🙏

[jaunty garnet]

should i get the poke

[desert cairn]

It's useless unless you can get it down to $0

[polar python]

Poke is good only if u can get it for less than $1/mo

[desert cairn]

Or like less than a dollar

Yeah

[lofty hound]

Im so mad I haven't been able to do intensive workouts recently due to life shit

[polar python]

Poke would be less useless if i setup the app store connect mcp

but thats so much work

[ornate latch]

Hes indian he doesnt have food

Too poor

[desert cairn]

He definitely does

Big water

Eater

True

[thick tapir]

broke

[jaunty garnet]

didnt someone get poke down to $0.67

[desert cairn]

I got him down to $0

[jaunty garnet]

???

[polar python]

Mines a penny

[ornate latch]

Jew ur way into 0 shekels

[polar python]

@desert cairn victor

[ornate latch]

Like the true jew u are

[polar python]

I did

[ornate latch]

Oh ok

[polar python]

But poke support was like how about a penny

[ornate latch]

lmfao

[polar python]

And i didnt care enough to argue w them over a cent

[desert cairn]

Anti jew

[muted shuttle]

No bro

[desert cairn]

That's the 50% white in you

[muted shuttle]

12 cents a year is too much

[polar python]

No bro

[muted shuttle]

In 10 years thats $1.20

That $1.20 couldve been used on something much better

[desert cairn]

You can get like half a mc chicken with that

[muted shuttle]

Like a macbook pro m5 max

[ornate latch]

Dw hes the ceo of Omni enterprise

He has money

[desert cairn]

Omni labs

[muted shuttle]

You shouldve haggled them down to $0.00

[ornate latch]

Yea

[ornate latch]

claudia (interaction)
To: Joseph Steckler

[polar python]

claudia (interaction)
To: Joseph Steckler

[terse dome]

dont transaction costs cost more than to send the penny

[polar python]

Idk but they use stripe

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Hey moderator rule 1

[broken dome]

did anyones ota block cert randomly disappear

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[broken dome]

coz i installed it on my ipad few months ago and now it asked me to update to ios 26

[jaunty garnet]

this company cannot be real

[velvet zenith]

Yea it expires yearly

[polar python]

They prolly have like 20k in claude credits for sponsorships or some shit

[velvet zenith]

U just gotta reinstall it

[ornate latch]

probably more

[polar python]

HEY

[jaunty garnet]

i still dont know what poke does

[muted shuttle]

I need EWASTE

[polar python]

I can't afford 3 cents!!!

[muted shuttle]

Evil maxine be like I hate ewaste

[velvet zenith]

Hey moderator can you deal with the rule 1

Rule 1 violation

Or are you gonna be useless

[muted shuttle]

U called me a slur the other night so no

[polar python]

Hey moderator can you deal with the rule 1

Hey moderator can you deal with the rule 1

Hey moderator can you deal with the rule 1

Hey moderator can you deal with the rule 1

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[terse dome]

holy fuck clicking on the sign up link almost made me send a text to an american number

[polar python]

Its imsg/rcs

[ornate latch]

I remember my friend got a fake venture capital company into the Anthropic program

[polar python]

Actually wait i dont think they do rcs

[velvet zenith]

Its im essage

[polar python]

they have whatsapp tho

[ornate latch]

and he could just give out free Claude credits

[terse dome]

carriers still charge roaming/international fees on ims

i think

[desert cairn]

They can't

[polar python]

no its all thru apple

[terse dome]

it says its tsmporarily stopped

[polar python]

just make sure u dont have the thing to auto retry as sms

[terse dome]

oh i read that as ims not imsg

ok

[green sequoia]

wasted e's

[ornate latch]

Aw man i got warned

[muted shuttle]

Respawn point set

[thick tapir]

😭

[polar python]

my ewaste collection

[velvet zenith]

Can i buy your macbook yet

[polar python]

No

buy my vision pro

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[polar python]

Thx

[muted shuttle]

i have a lot of ewaste on my account

[velvet zenith]

Get a job

[green sequoia]

i have an apple tv 3rd gen

can it still do anything

[polar python]

omni

[muted shuttle]

false

[polar python]

and stremio whenever they get unbanned

[muted shuttle]

the 3rd gen doesn't even have an app store iirc

unless they mean the apple tv 4k 3rd gen

[polar python]

oh the 3rd gen non 4k

yeha literal ewaste

[muted shuttle]

the 4k 3rd gen is goated

i love mine

[polar python]

its only useful as an airplay device ig

[muted shuttle]

(i rarely use it)

[desert cairn]

19:11:06 up 696 days 5:09, 1 user, load average: 0.03, 0.02, 0.00

[polar python]

u can install like a decade old version of kodi i guess

[green sequoia]

a1469

not 4k

[muted shuttle]

i love my ewaste

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith @polar python @muted shuttle i want to reinstall my vps but it has an uptime of 696 days

[green sequoia]

i figured

[polar python]

67

[muted shuttle]

R u stupid

That says 696

[velvet zenith]

✶ Nesting… (4m 31s · ↓ 1.8k tokens · thinking)

[jaunty garnet]

why do you have multiple tahoe devices

[desert cairn]

havent had a kernel update in 2 years

[ornate latch]

It said 67 on his name

Stupid

[desert cairn]

Linux maniae 6.6.19 #1-NixOS SMP Fri Mar 1 12:35:11 UTC 2024 aarch64 GNU/Linux

[polar python]

57% of 272k • $0.008 (free) • 12m

[velvet zenith]

Sounds like the car thing

Except it hasnt had one in like 4 years

[green sequoia]

🔥

[untold helm]

iMac 27”

[desert cairn]

the car th ing is using linux 4 bro i think its longer than 4 years

[muted shuttle]

wdym

[velvet zenith]

Not a good target for wilma

[green sequoia]

yeah like what

tahoe

[desert cairn]

Linux kernel 4.9 was released on December 11, 2016

[green sequoia]

isnt that a gm car

[velvet zenith]

Wow 10

Maybe still a good target for wilma

[ornate latch]

No too old

For wilma

[desert cairn]

@polar python https://bcashgpt.com/ cashgpt

[polar python]

this looks worse than nanogpt

[shut jewel]

cashgpt

[desert cairn]

its just nanogpt btw

[polar python]

wait is it the same thing

their model list sucks

[desert cairn]

https://nano-gpt.com
https://ai.bitcoin.com/
https://bcashgpt.com/
https://cake.nano-gpt.com/

[velvet zenith]

Mods chat flood

[polar python]

cake

[jaunty garnet]

cake

[shut jewel]

why are there four

[untold helm]

How is this different from just using a api

[polar python]

this fatty bro using cake gpt

[desert cairn]

Hi - we have added provider selection for (most of) the open source models now, so you can select your provider of choice.

finally we can find the porn models

[polar python]

keto 6.7

[desert cairn]

👑 Sup (33152 plays)\

[shut jewel]

what does .fm bot do

[velvet zenith]

Whyd they change how this looks

[desert cairn]

idk lowkey

they fumbled w components v2

ts looks like ahh

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[desert cairn]

half of the problem is the fucked up discord spacing

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet at thrift store again

[desert cairn]

bc some moron decided we need to have a lot of padding at the top of headings

[jaunty garnet]

find a mac

[half compass]

@ornate latch what did you say saar

[polar python]

@desert cairn no need to yell bro

[untold helm]

Already did that one time

[velvet zenith]

h1 {
padding: 10px
}

Problem solved

[untold helm]

There isn’t any computers this time around

[shut jewel]

is that code

[velvet zenith]

Actually idk how much 10 would be

And i guess it should also be padding-top

[velvet zenith]

No signal

[untold helm]

It’s css

[polar python]

Hey its the simulator bro

[untold helm]

Counter strike source

[velvet zenith]

They couldve given it signal

[shut jewel]

ok

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet yahoo shirt is still here

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn 0x0B │ PlaybackAppleMusicRadioStationMediaPlaylistID

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn 0x0B │ PlaybackAppleMusicRadioStationMediaPlaylistID

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn 0x0B │ PlaybackAppleMusicRadioStationMediaPlaylistID

[velvet zenith]

● I'll implement this plan to make iap2-rs fully configurable. Let me start by reading the current state of the relevant files.

Go my claude

[half compass]

@ornate latch Hop on mcsr ranked

Loser becomes ludwig

[ornate latch]

No

[untold helm]

I’m fucking getting it

Wait does it fit

[real cobalt]

You're a bitch

[untold helm]

It’s a large I think?

Looks like someone didn’t know the difference between all in one and monitor

[thick tapir]

i won 230 from slots 😭🥱😔

big baller

[versed sun]

Good computer for free?

[real cobalt]

Anything for free is good

[desert cairn]

The ram is probably worth more than everything else

[untold helm]

First gen i7

[desert cairn]

Gtx 750 😭😭

Nvm bruh ts ddr3

[untold helm]

Free is free

[versed sun]

It has a nvme slot

[desert cairn]

Looks like it's from a smoker's house too

[versed sun]

It was from a metal cutting place

[untold helm]

Sticks look DDR3-y

[versed sun]

Don’t know if it’s a Intel or amd

[teal bramble]

Come scratch my balls @desert cairn @teal bramble

[versed sun]

Probably Intel because it’s a prebuilt

[terse dome]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2017245377091563949 huh advertisers dont support ai slop, how surprising given the bubble we're in

vx-underground (@vxunderground)

YouTube has orbital nuked several high-profile AI slop YouTube channels.

If you go online and review the channels which were orbital nuked, the things YouTube has commented about AI slop, and research Kapwing Content Analysts have performed, it actually makes sense why YouTube hates AI slop.

See attached image of the slop channels recently struck by a nuclear missile.

tl;dr (still kind of long) to save you from having to read a bunch of news articles, CEO interviews, and content analyst stuff
> Research shows 21% (or more) of YouTube feed is slop
> Channels have billions of views
> Millions of subscribers
> AI slop farms making millions of dollars
> AI slop farmers happy
> YouTube CEO Neal Mohan NOT happy
> Mohan says "not good long-term"
> Mohan says AI slop will make people hate YouTube
> Mohan says AI slop steals from real creators
> Mohan says AI slop makes advertisers mad (big one)
> Mohan says AI slop will degrade platform
> Mohan says fast ez money, but…

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 30, 2026, 2:35 PM

[half compass]

@ornate latch BRAZIL NUMERO UNO SAAR

[untold helm]

Built out of dust

[ornate latch]

Truth

[untold helm]

Kapwing is a paid online video editor with a bunch of ai features btw

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[real cobalt]

Like actually

[velvet zenith]

Sorry

[terse dome]

im sure they're going "all of this is slop but we aren't :D"

[real cobalt]

Text the fuckin girl

[velvet zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-gif-25652576

[real cobalt]

Bloodline is gonna end with you if you don't

[velvet zenith]

Good

[half compass]

@ornate latch new tech

[untold helm]

Samsung gear vr

[simple drift]

ancient technology

isnt that for the galaxy s7

🪦

[thick tapir]

😔

[simple drift]

twink hand

[muted shuttle]

im crine

[thick tapir]

we win tho

[simple drift]

LMAOOOOO

[untold helm]

Hi crine I’m Maxine

@jaunty garnet @muted shuttle is ts tuff

[jaunty garnet]

i hate poke

[jaunty garnet]

wtf is this

[untold helm]

Tv mount

Gives Spanish YouTuber vibes

Son I’m crine

[solid kelp]

https://youtu.be/TlpShXUVIo0

[versed sun]

This can run on Xbox one but gta 6 won’t be able too

[narrow crown]

should gta 6 run on xbox one just because it has 6 in the name??

not even surprising. xbox one hardware is more than a decade old atp

[oblique vine]

hey is there anyone who can help me with palera1n?

[untold helm]

#jailbreak

[versed sun]

Both games won’t even be playable on Xbox one

But Xbox is showing it is

[narrow crown]

all i see in your screenshot is forza horizon 6

[desert cairn]

Hes indian looking for a white girl its been over from the start

[narrow crown]

the only thing those games have in common is 6

[untold helm]

The DS is old enough to drink

[narrow crown]

cheers!

[untold helm]

The Wii still has like a year and bit more

[green sequoia]

lmaoo

[untold helm]

The PS3 and 360 will be old enough by this year however

[narrow crown]

@velvet zenith man up and make moves fr

even i, a tr have a date this weekend

[green sequoia]

oh shit

i left my camera on

[untold helm]

What flavor are they this time

[narrow crown]

looking like nonbinary sapphic

actually not sure. i will get deets eventually. but they sure are pretty so i will call them whatever

[velvet zenith]

its not this i want to find someone that has atleast something in common with me

[sour canyon]

i went to a casino and just kept punching print voucher on all the machines where people left behind a few cents and i left the building with nearly 10 bucks of winnings despite not ever playing a single game or gambling a single cent

[narrow crown]

then go out and meet people?

[untold helm]

Beat the house

[velvet zenith]

Ok .

[sour canyon]

"the only winning move is not to play" but real

[real cobalt]

Do you even know the girl

Have you ever talked to her

[untold helm]

My internet is shit I think this is the right gif

[real cobalt]

How do you know you don't have anything in common

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-atm-machine-atm-atm-glitching-meme-gif-8853468555615782022

[green sequoia]

he is robbin schools

[velvet zenith]

Yes

She was in my psych tutorial

And id see her around occasionally on campus too

And i studied with her once or twice for psych but we were only talking about psych because we both wanted to do good on the midterm

[real cobalt]

Ok so you don't know anything about her

[velvet zenith]

Yeah kind of

[narrow crown]

dudes will make any excuse not to make moves

as a girl, i sure do like it when someone shows confidence and interest in me

[velvet zenith]

Idk bro i just dont wanna come off as weird because i havent talked to her in over a month and im lowkey chopped as f uck

[real cobalt]

Shut ur bitch ass up

[untold helm]

You don’t need to tell us

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith You don’t need to tell us

[velvet zenith]

What

[real cobalt]

I'm banning you from my discord server if you don't text her NOW

[velvet zenith]

Good

[untold helm]

@rugged thistle NOW

[velvet zenith]

Ts discord shit is not serious

[real cobalt]

@dense valve I banned u from my discord server btw

[desert cairn]

😭😭

[green sequoia]

do yalls nose also bleed?💀

[velvet zenith]

Yo bro hes gonna make a reddit post

[narrow crown]

ok well. u could either never talk to her cuz ur too nervous. or at least shoot your shot and the worst that happens is u dont talk to her anymore. which was gonna happen anyways

[green sequoia]

fr

[narrow crown]

u have to be uncomfortable sometimes and take risks

[shut jewel]

minecraft

[jaunty garnet]

no

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet

Keyboard

[desert cairn]

Yes?

[jaunty garnet]

serious injury ???

[narrow crown]

my nose hasnt really ever majorly bled

[green sequoia]

mine has since i was a small kid

[desert cairn]

Happens like every other month at most for me

[green sequoia]

it used to happen like daily sometimes

now it's like once a month

depends how dry the air is

[shut jewel]

wet air

[untold helm]

What could they possibly mean 😭

[green sequoia]

i live on an island so it happens

[untold helm]

What’s the worst that a keyboard can do

[shut jewel]

keylogger

[jaunty garnet]

if you type too fast your fingers will fall off or something

[untold helm]

little saint james?

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211528083501482004/1414045955153596507/caption.gif

[next cloud]

@velvet zenith how do i install ios 18.7.2 using cowabunga lite?

[green sequoia]

i wish

just kidding

how do you do the thing

[untold helm]

idfk

[green sequoia]

cowabunga doesnt install software bro

[green sequoia]

thats like asking how do i install ios using rocket league

[next cloud]

@green sequoia so i can i put ios 18

[shut jewel]

source?

[green sequoia]

on what device

[untold helm]

Are you on a iPad 7 or iPhone XR?

[next cloud]

15 PM

[untold helm]

No

[green sequoia]

yes

[green sequoia]

you cant anymore

[next cloud]

so i'm stuck on ios 17.0.3?

[untold helm]

iOS 26.3

[green sequoia]

yeah but why would you want 18

stay on 17

dont update to 26

[shut jewel]

for ios 18 features duh

[untold helm]

“I haTe LiQuID gLaSs”

[next cloud]

17 is better?

[green sequoia]

name a good feature

[shut jewel]

is it wrong if i actually think liquid glass is ugly

[green sequoia]

18 doesnt even have it

[green sequoia]

nah it is ugly and takes a toll on performance

[untold helm]

Yeah that’s why they are asking if they can go to 18 instead of 26

[next cloud]

so stay on 17?

[shut jewel]

no liquid glass

[untold helm]

It’s either 17 or 26

[green sequoia]

yeah until apps you use stop working

[untold helm]

The choice is yours

[green sequoia]

26 is a shit version

[shut jewel]

apple hates the number 9

[next cloud]

so I kinda have to go to iOS 26?

[green sequoia]

ok

[untold helm]

Yeah

[shut jewel]

yes

[red hinge]

why is your name SonicD and you have a mario pfp

[next cloud]

i like mario and sonic

[shut jewel]

because they likes sonic and mario

[untold helm]

Wait this this fucker hears what happened with the Olympics

[red hinge]

call yourself Manic

[shut jewel]

this this

[untold helm]

What happens if I like sonic and pikachu

[next cloud]

haha fun

no JB for ios 26

[untold helm]

Apple TV HD

[next cloud]

i'll wait on ios 17

[shut jewel]

apple tv jailbreaking is crazy

[narrow crown]

with what tweaks

[untold helm]

That’s the neat part

[narrow crown]

none

[shut jewel]

i think theres, like, 3 supported themes in total

[narrow crown]

LMAO

[red hinge]

fuck you man

[narrow crown]

hey have you heard of sonichu

[untold helm]

mom*

[green sequoia]

i need ideas as what could be wrong with my ipad 6

[shut jewel]

https://x.com/xerusdesign/status/1265245378804428800

xerus (@xerusdesign)

Felicity is coming to tvOS! All thanks to the amazing upcoming #unc0ver for tvOS! @unc0verTeam @Pwn20wnd.

X · May 26, 2020, 11:36 AM

[green sequoia]

suddenly died, no signs of life at all, battery replacement did nothing

[lean sorrel]

gi

[green sequoia]

dead board?

[lean sorrel]

nand

or board

[untold helm]

Elite ball

[thorny pelican]

whats an ipad/laptop accessory you would buy for uni

[burnt kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/719706523252555917.gif

[green sequoia]

a good case

[narrow crown]

keyboard/pencil for the ipad

[thorny pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277595299824533565/1378073482906308619/attachment.gif

[narrow crown]

idk a nice multi purpose adapter for the mac

[thorny pelican]

i have the apple pencil

[thorny pelican]

already have that

[narrow crown]

ok get a mf keyboard then

[thorny pelican]

guys i'' desperate

[narrow crown]

there are not that many accessories tbh

[green sequoia]

telling you bro, my ipad screen went to hell from one fall

[narrow crown]

desperate to spend money??

[thorny pelican]

like i dont use neither of this devices but i will and have no idea what i need

[thorny pelican]

quite literally yes

[narrow crown]

why tf

[next cloud]

so sooner or later i have to be on ios 26?

[narrow crown]

hold onto your money until you really do need an accessory

[narrow crown]

u can update or not update

[red hinge]

a competent power bank

[narrow crown]

a few years from now apps might stop support for ios 18-

[thorny pelican]

for an ipad.

[narrow crown]

tru power bank is goated

[green sequoia]

when your apps stop working on ios 17, thats the right time to update

[thorny pelican]

that lasts 3 days on a single charge

[red hinge]

get something with at least 100W power rating

[next cloud]

i'll wait until than

[narrow crown]

@thorny pelican what are u planning to use these devices for

[red hinge]

i mean you asked for laptop accessories

paperlike screen protector ig

[thorny pelican]

studying, the pc is for post processing videos and photos, the ipad is to draw and take notes

[shut jewel]

ok

[untold helm]

What not use pc for both

[narrow crown]

a good external ssd could be a good buy for the laptop. but depends on if u need the storage

[narrow crown]

could be good too but not really something u HAVE to spend money on

[green sequoia]

buying storage rn is not too worth it

[narrow crown]

ngl i need a external ssd

but broke

so whatever

[thick tapir]

i love gambling

[shut jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/raxdflipnote-meme-gif-3914937335619787342

[green sequoia]

clash royale ruined gambling for me

[narrow crown]

venmo me ur winnings so i can buy that ssd

[thick tapir]

me

[green sequoia]

should i go out with what phone tmr
se1
s7 edge
7 plus
s20 fe 5g
5s

[red hinge]

se1 and s20 fe

[green sequoia]

just one

i'm gonna hang out with the boys

[thick tapir]

won 230

[narrow crown]

yea right about enough

[green sequoia]

5s isnt too good cause it has megabytes of storage left

[narrow crown]

thanks

[narrow crown]

why do u have this many mf options

go out with the s20. 7 plus if u want smth small

[green sequoia]

i have many phones

duh

and those are the usable ones

[narrow crown]

and u change sims between them??

[thorny pelican]

i had one look at my pen

[narrow crown]

confusing as dude

[untold helm]

s20 fe 5g, but you have to use it with VNC connected to your se

[green sequoia]

yeah theyre all pretty much ready to put sim inside and leave the house

[green sequoia]

what is vnc

[daring quail]

what should i do with a 5s on 12.5.6

[narrow crown]

checkra1n that shit and go hog wild

[green sequoia]

install chimera and attempt jailbreaking 46 times

[narrow crown]

5s really is fucked huh

[untold helm]

Chimera Patched

[thorny pelican]

ipad is 100% better at being a drawing tablet than a graphic tablet

[green sequoia]

chimera is fucked

not the 5s

[narrow crown]

chimera is jank. checkra1n bugged on mac

or is it linux

idk

something is up with a7 on checkra1n

[red hinge]

its meh, mainly used for media production anyway

[shut jewel]

gambling only gets addictive if you get addicted

[fallen pelican]

I genuinely love Hewlett Packard

I wouldn't be surprised if I'm causing them to lose money

[green sequoia]

another reason not to take out the 5s is that if the battery dies, i gotta spent like 40 minutes spamming jailbreak until it does it

[daring quail]

i actually do this with an iOS only app. i use my android phone to vnc to my jailbroken 11 to use the app lmao

[green sequoia]

which, the battery will die

[narrow crown]

or u could use it as a normal phone

[green sequoia]

obviously

[green sequoia]

i cant if it isnt jailbroken

[narrow crown]

y

[green sequoia]

whatsapp, youtube wont work

[untold helm]

They block 3rd petty ink

[narrow crown]

dam

[shut jewel]

legacy jailbreakers HATE normal phones

[fallen pelican]

yeah

[narrow crown]

idk bro if ur gonna use a old phone use one w a untether

[fallen pelican]

but I buy £10 of instant ink credit for £5

then use all my allowance to print photos

[green sequoia]

i mostly don't choose what phones i get

[shut jewel]

do you put a blindfold on and pick a random phone

[untold helm]

Legacy jailbreakers when they can just download the app from the App Store instead off doing the appshit workaround tweak +++ that’s on its 3rd rehost

[green sequoia]

my family and friends do

when they wanna pass down ewaste they dont care about

[narrow crown]

grab a ip5 dude

[fallen pelican]

I love Adobe too

[green sequoia]

i have 2

[fallen pelican]

I will never pirate adobe

[narrow crown]

can downgrade with legacy ios kit untethered

then use them

[green sequoia]

whatsapp though

[narrow crown]

shrug

[shut jewel]

this man has been caught lying

[green sequoia]

yeah well whatsapp is what determines if a phone is usable in latin america

if it doesnt work on your phone it's ewaste

[shut jewel]

whatsapp is very important for the environment

[simple drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/floppa-karr

[green sequoia]

flepper

[shut jewel]

is that your pet eagle

[green sequoia]

https://youtu.be/56neS8vCUbE?si=JoM_nsit2uHjaTzn

[simple drift]

floppa

[fallen pelican]

i fuck with adobe softwrae

[simple drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/floppa-big-floppa-34

[green sequoia]

floper

cool cat

[shut jewel]

get a bed

[fallen pelican]

huh

[thorny pelican]

the kind of shit i can do on my ipad, cause i find it easier than doing it on pc somehow
have you ever used maya on pc and imported the 3d model into procreate, its such a fucking smooth workflow

[fallen pelican]

guess the big 3

[red hinge]

lmao yeah i can relate

[red hinge]

chrome
???
discord

[fallen pelican]

close

[green sequoia]

guess the camera

[green sequoia]

firefox

[fallen pelican]

6s

[green sequoia]

ms edge

[fallen pelican]

yrsh

thats no 3

[green sequoia]

3gs

[fallen pelican]

8?

[shut jewel]

camera that takes pictures

[green sequoia]

no

[fallen pelican]

only 8 giggleshits in this economy

[simple drift]

ew

[green sequoia]

16

[fallen pelican]

dont you dare

[green sequoia]

fr

[fallen pelican]

i just cut myself amd rionmed my print

you owe me 8p in ink 7.5p in paper and whatever a plaster costs @simple drift

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-seal-seal-dance-seal-dancing-seal-seals-gif-17832446272461573261

[shut jewel]

i love spyware i love opera gx

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-phone-booth-payphone-panic-gif-14839553018324895439

[green sequoia]

this gives away 3gs

[green sequoia]

🎉

[red hinge]

dawg i have FOUR tabs open, one isn't even active

[shut jewel]

thats WAY too much

[fallen pelican]

the fuck did i say

[thorny pelican]

the colors look like those of a very small sensor, and the contrast is the exact one that iphones use to make a clearer blacked out skyline, iphone 4/5?

[fallen pelican]

my drawing tablet comes tomorrow

[green sequoia]

3gs

[thorny pelican]

oh my god

https://tenor.com/view/d9luxe-wolf-gif-8308069160251473616

[shut jewel]

i used to think cydia was a fake jailbreak thing because of how many fake cydias there are

[thorny pelican]

AURA

[green sequoia]

why

[thorny pelican]

btw i love the colors you should try recreating this photos with a serious camera

[shut jewel]

serios camrea

[green sequoia]

i can just compare side by side

[thorny pelican]

i have actually no idea if i wrote it correctly

[green sequoia]

my neighborhood has to hold the wr for cockroaches by square km

[fallen pelican]

huh

[green sequoia]

theres no way

[shut jewel]

you did :)

[fallen pelican]

thank you Adobe and Hewlett?

[alpine spoke]

Should I keep this Windows Laptop
HP Probook X360 G8 445 with Ryzen 5 5600u and 16GB of ram
I haven't really used it much since I use a M4 Macbook Air when not at home
I can't think of any windows specific or software that runs better on Windows that I would need when not at home with my PC

[fallen pelican]

where you from

[alpine spoke]

US

[fallen pelican]

aww shucks id have bought it

my 11400h 3060 laptop pisses me off

it's eternally at the temperature of the sun

[shut jewel]

yes because windows is better

[alpine spoke]

I was thinking of getting a gaming laptop but for the pricepoint of $200-$300 theres probably nothing used really worth getting

[red hinge]

intel my beloved

my r7-8745hs runs super quiet even at max load

[alpine spoke]

is it besides gaming and a few special use Apps that require windows
Not like the laptop I own can really game

Also I own a PC that I use

[red hinge]

its nice to keep something just for that time you need it

what if you want to run a weird software

[shut jewel]

is it windows

[alpine spoke]

yes

[shut jewel]

ok get rid of the pc and keep the laptop

[alpine spoke]

My PC is better it has a graphics card in it

The Laptop is an office laptop

[shut jewel]

ok get rid of laptop and keep the pc

[alpine spoke]

ok

[hasty jungle]

@real cobalt deferred northeastern & gt

[shut jewel]

shshssjs .s e e e...w.e,ihsbw7,62."

[untold helm]

Why did you filter the gay porn

[fallen pelican]

thatsd my facer

[alpine spoke]

would probably sell laptop for around $150

[untold helm]

Keep

[alpine spoke]

is it worth it or keep it as spare laptop

[untold helm]

Keep as spare

[fallen pelican]

fly top the uk and sell it to me

[shut jewel]

call it modern art and youll get $5,000

[alpine spoke]

ok

[fallen pelican]

i love everything

[alpine spoke]

like it is still a decent laptop but I just don't really have a use for it

like could throw a linux distro on it

[shut jewel]

#general message

[fallen pelican]

modern knuckles

bru im gonna die a virgin istg

[alpine spoke]

well should I sell a mid 2009 macbook pro then

[fallen pelican]

i wish adobe were a little cheaper

idk how much longer i can keep using cd keys

[alpine spoke]

it has 4GB of ram

[fallen pelican]

sell the rame for fiddy centsa

@shut jewel ok stop now

youre a grown man

thanks maxine

but at least ill die as a tall, nonchalant virgin with lots of money and a great personality right @muted shuttle

gulp

its such a shame ther only women im attracted to are conventionally attractive

[fossil citrus]

anyone like slow electric guitar music

[fallen pelican]

mii

[fossil citrus]

https://open.spotify.com/album/5NS00BofzaUl6t3pyeRoAW

[fallen pelican]

no its 2am

dm m

[fossil citrus]

sure

[fallen pelican]

is my editing obvious

[ashen basin]

What editing

https://vxtwitter.com/channel151news/status/2017334909258318102?s=46 bruh

Channel 151 (PokéNews) (@Channel151NEWS)

🚨 HUGE LEAK 🚨

The source code for Nintendo’s upcoming ‘Pokémon Pokopia’ has been LEAKED by hackers.

The source of the leak has been traced back to a Game Freak employee who fell for the viral “ILOVEYOU” phishing scam.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 30, 2026, 8:31 PM

[wanton finch]

I NEED TO SEND A PHOTO IN HERE RN

[ornate latch]

@teal bramble It's Acatto day!

[wanton finch]

AAAAAAA

[ashen basin]

Why

[wanton finch]

i need to show smth i found

[ashen basin]

smh

[wanton finch]

imma js describe

i found an ipad 9 on ipados 16.7.2

sadly no jailbreak

[fallen pelican]

jerkin my peen

jerk jerkin my peen

[wanton finch]

ok

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/afpost/status/2017395848133628293?s=46

AF Post (@AFpost)

Jeffrey Epstein was banned from Xbox Live in 2013 due to “harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players” that was “severe, repeated, and/or excessive.”

Follow: @AFpost

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 31, 2026, 12:33 AM

[muted shuttle]

what did he do

[ashen basin]

Him being best friends with bill too

I just know that fight was nasty and bill said no more Xbox

and Epstein prob said no more island

[fallen pelican]

epstien diddbluds

[shut jewel]

rare microsoft w

[fallen pelican]

thats nuts

im banned from

ea

[ashen basin]

I’m banned from Wikipedia

[shut jewel]

how does one achieve this

[muted shuttle]

im banned from r/jailbreak

[ashen basin]

Wish I could tell you

[shut jewel]

which one?

[muted shuttle]

what other server is named r/jailbreak

[shut jewel]

reddit server is called r/jailbreak

[muted shuttle]

Well I probably wouldn't be admin here if i was banned from the subreddit

[ashen basin]

yeah but who cares about being banned from a Reddit

[fallen pelican]

r/twinkbreak

[shut jewel]

reddit mods

[ashen basin]

Being a reddit mod sounds genuinely horrible tbh

[shut jewel]

Being a discord mod sounds genuinely horrible tbh

[ashen basin]

Very true

[fallen pelican]

this was a big day for me

[shut jewel]

imagine being in a discord server 24/7!!!😱😱🙀🙀🤯🤯 i'm only on for 23/7🥳🥳🤯🤯😎😎

[fallen pelican]

i would have kittens

if i were a mod

[ashen basin]

You seem like the type

[fallen pelican]

nah

i only really fw 3d women

who are conventionally attractive and/or lesbian and/or are already interested im someone else

[ashen basin]

????

[shut jewel]

you shoudl get an ai grilfriend its the new meta

[teal bramble]

@teal bramble Happy Birthday!

[fallen pelican]

first one happens quite a biy

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle may i say slurs

only this time

once

[fallen pelican]

second one maybe even more

[ornate latch]

Literally what

[teal bramble]

please

[fallen pelican]

last one like twice]

[shut jewel]

i'm kidding😭 😭

[ashen basin]

Why are you chasing after lesbians

[fallen pelican]

theres some correlation between me and lesbians

[teal bramble]

Just the thoughtof that should be punishable

1984

[ashen basin]

They’re lesbians

[teal bramble]

Now

[fallen pelican]

i think its because of the alt girl pipeline

[teal bramble]

wait why did i say 1987

[fallen pelican]

yeah i know

but i didnt know

[jaunty garnet]

how do i get poke for $1/mo

shit wont let me get anything below 25/mo

[shut jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/bite-of-87-gif-3390242449625157403

[teal bramble]

beg it

[teal bramble]

Ohhh right thanks

[ashen basin]

tf

[teal bramble]

but they dont fw men

[fallen pelican]

but i fw them

[teal bramble]

why???

[shut jewel]

ms paint is so delicious

[fallen pelican]

the chemical imbalances dont stop

[ashen basin]

Please stop trying to fuck lesbians

[fallen pelican]

imnot

i promise

it just happens

they fuck w women too

i also fw women

we twinning fr

[desert cairn]

you can get it down to a dollar

[fallen pelican]

but no the lesbian thing has happened 3/4 times

4 if you count bisexual w a pref for women

[ornate latch]

Luke please shut the fuck up

nobody cares

go get a job

[fallen pelican]

ok

i have one

[jaunty garnet]

ive tried but it insists on 25

[ornate latch]

clearly not

[ashen basin]

Christ

[fallen pelican]

i do

[jaunty garnet]

the jemini said to ghost poke and itll give me a discount

[desert cairn]

you genuinely piss me off

[fallen pelican]

i even paid tax this month

[fallen pelican]

ok

[shut jewel]

professional nitro booster isn't a real job sir

[desert cairn]

you complain about women daily in a server full of virgins

we do NOT CARE

[fallen pelican]

it came free with gamepass

[muted shuttle]

women r dumnb anyway!!!!

[shut jewel]

nuh uh

[ashen basin]

Bro complains about women and it turns out they’re lesbians

[desert cairn]

this is ture

true

i hate women

[ornate latch]

ture

[desert cairn]

im going full incel for 2026

incelmaxxing

[fallen pelican]

may i join

[desert cairn]

no

[fallen pelican]

take down all the mirrors in my house

[teal bramble]

a dollar? oh no that’s a big problem

[fallen pelican]

i hate my nose eyes and my mouth

[thick tapir]

i win at the casino daily🥱

[ashen basin]

You are president of the club fym

[fallen pelican]

ur flexing 260

[thick tapir]

i made ts from 40 dollars bro

[teal bramble]

ts 260

[thick tapir]

280 btw

[teal bramble]

mods hes gambling under the age of consent

[thick tapir]

7x return from slots

[teal bramble]

wheres the 20

[thick tapir]

im 18

[teal bramble]

oh

[fallen pelican]

ull js lose it all next time

[teal bramble]

nvm found it

[thick tapir]

count from the middle they are stacked weirdly

[teal bramble]

yeah

[fallen pelican]

be a real man and find a statistical edge

[thick tapir]

uh no ill get 500 from 10 dollars next time

[shut jewel]

the government will silence you and you won't get the money

[fallen pelican]

john mcafee was killed

[shut jewel]

its so silent

[ornate latch]

bro is 5 years late

[fallen pelican]

no like

some poeple deny it

[ornate latch]

no shit bro

the autopsy was that he killed himself

so of course people are gonna deny it

[shut jewel]

jailbreak

[fallen pelican]

i dont think he killed himself

[fallen pelican]

argh slash

[shut jewel]

this is SO related to jailbreaking apple devices, anyone who says otherwise is wrong

[real cobalt]

It do not matter no

[fringe goblet]

i have a question... does anyone know anything about carrier unlocking and should i trust the websites that claim they can do it?

[real cobalt]

Probably not

[fringe goblet]

is there any for sure way to carrier unlock an iphone?

[muted shuttle]

contact the original carrier

[vocal plinth]

Or kill them

[fringe goblet]

yeah original carrier say no

and i cant kill them

so

[vocal plinth]

RIP

[fringe goblet]

i was just wondering

[shut jewel]

do the luigi thing

[fringe goblet]

im not sure what that is

[thick tapir]

bruh my mom is trying to get me another job

[fallen pelican]

hi

[shut jewel]

google luigi healthcare ceo

[fallen pelican]

it should be illegal for companies tyo use faux leather opn high end consumer headphones

[fringe goblet]

oh see now i thought you were actually trying to say something useful

[fallen pelican]

my stealth 700 gen 1 (top of the line headset from about 7 years ago) i had to remove it alol with a toothbrush and ipa

and ive just had to do the same to my 4 year old xb-910n

[thick tapir]

paid internship testing for my dad basically 🥀

[fallen pelican]

js gamble instead

[thick tapir]

fr

i love gambling

[shut jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-can't-stop-winning-lets-go-gambling-gif-7706745854605433240

[ashen basin]

Bro her old ass didn’t have to stalk him on the date wtf

[muted shuttle]

Did u add me on there

[thick tapir]

i do not want to be working an internship and a job at the same time while in school 🥀🥀🥀

[real cobalt]

Then dont

[shut jewel]

she likes them young

[half compass]

Unfilter his name.

[thick tapir]

whos?

ck?

[half compass]

Yes.

The kirk.

[shut jewel]

i agree

[dense valve]

Can we drop ts please

It's been nearly half a year

[dreamy urchin]

hello

[real cobalt]

No

[dense valve]

Ok

[hasty jungle]

nah def not its just annoying

i wanted a clean sheet lmao

[green sequoia]

world record lowest bh i have seen

[gusty gulch]

apparently Elon musk begged to go to Epstein Island but Epstein kept cancelling

that's crazy

[cinder pebble]

I just woke up and my phone just restarted cus it has 100 days uptime, I have to rejailbreak

[thick tapir]

see! i knew my goat wouldnt go to that island!

[gusty gulch]

what

[cinder pebble]

LMAAOO?

[thick tapir]

elon my goat would never go that island 😮‍💨

[gusty gulch]

sorry they couldn't coordinate schedules

or whatever

[gusty gulch]

he begged to go

[thick tapir]

yeah but he didnt go so he isnt a pedophile 😮‍💨

[gusty gulch]

lmao

[split nimbus]

this is WILD

epstib island ,

[thick tapir]

Holy echochamber (If you hate Elon then go to a hater sub or be banned. This sub is for PRO-Elon Musk.)

[jaunty garnet]

elon musk crypto casino

[thick tapir]

that doesnt look like 55 comments to me 🤔

[inner swallow]

helo

how do i change app icons on stock ios

[cinder pebble]

Use shortcut

[gusty gulch]

lmaoo

[inner swallow]

nah like in. a real way ykwim

[gusty gulch]

they only have like 100k members

[vital knoll]

bestie

I'm trying to go Wales to meet meg and you but y'all keep canceling on me smh

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789616917920088095/1450578441844817951/togif.gif

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

Hii stibby

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789616917920088095/1450578441844817951/togif.gif

[split nimbus]

hello freen why are u online at 05:21 AM

in the morning

[muted shuttle]

Its 10:21 pm

Later than i usually am ngl

Or we’ll

Well

[split nimbus]

wow this is late ..

[muted shuttle]

Im not in bed yet

I usually am around this time

[split nimbus]

what are u doing rn

[muted shuttle]

Waiting for my watch to charge

[gusty gulch]

sorry

[split nimbus]

oooo

@spark gale what about u

[gusty gulch]

maxines life is so interesting

[muted shuttle]

Nothing interesting about it

[polar python]

Waiting for my charge to watch

[muted shuttle]

Except maybe driving at night for the first time

[gusty gulch]

I'll watch you while you charge

[muted shuttle]

Like 30 minutes ago

[split nimbus]

WAOW

[muted shuttle]

Thats creepy

[vital knoll]

oh is driving like pinball?

[split nimbus]

did it go well ..

[gusty gulch]

it's okay he's my bf

[vital knoll]

you aim for the people and go ping ping ping

[muted shuttle]

i need led headlights to blind the fuck out of other drivers