general

[winter meadow]

Fym 40GB

[simple drift]

im gonna reencode it smaller

handbrake the g.o.a.t

[ashen basin]

Wtf

[carmine elk]

(¯·.¸¸.·´¯·.¸¸.-> 🎀 😍𝑀𝒢 𝒾𝓉 𝓌❁𝓇𝓀𝑒𝒹❢ 𝒯𝓎𝓈𝓂 𝒻♡𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝓎𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓈❢ 🎀 >-.¸¸.·¯´·.¸¸.·¯(

[velvet zenith]

LMFAO!

[simple drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/floppa-karr

[desert cairn]

Speaking of

[carmine elk]

flopper

[simple drift]

floppa*

dont hard r him

wtf

[chilly bear]

@half compass are you alive

[simple drift]

guys

https://fxtwitter.com/SnazzyLabs/status/2016925603828584654

Quinn Nelson (@SnazzyLabs)

Legit so excited. This will be the best non-Apple microfiber you can get. Period. We created a custom PES/PU/PA blend cause nothing else was good enough!
︀︀
︀︀Oh, AND IT IS BIG!!!
︀︀
︀︀Reserve today (with no money down) to get yours for just $12 (including shipping)!

Quoting Copland Supply (@CoplandSupply)
︀
Cloth Pro Max—our oversized polisher compatible with every device you own—will be shipping soon! Be sure to "reserve" with zero commitment (no card required) to get yours for just $12 including shipping before we launch! copland.supply/products/cloth-pro-max

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FxTwitter · Jan 29, 2026, 5:25 PM

do i get the cloth

[jaunty garnet]

who even uses cloths

why does it exist

[fossil citrus]

Apple fanboys

probably

[simple drift]

are your screens just pure fingerprint

[half compass]

No saar I have been shot

[red hinge]

my shirt:

[chilly bear]

[green sequoia]

my sim card is getting tired

[simple drift]

not good enough for macbook screen

is impossible to clean

[red hinge]

yes it is

take off ur shirt

use it to wipe

[simple drift]

die

[chilly bear]

me when my shirt is 100% plastic

[fossil citrus]

the window sexpert

[green sequoia]

@lean sorrel vivo 36.0 seems old

[stark spruce]

@strong flicker

the gamble of my fucking life

@glacial valve @signal hazel

[green sequoia]

my claro is 50.0 i think

[wicked surge]

@chilly bear Hey
This is crazy,
And I just meet you
but here's my number
so call me maybe

[low mortar]

Hi otter!

[wicked surge]

hi my otter fren

[jaunty garnet]

very fast

[wicked surge]

OtterHappy

[low mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/blandship-bland-neko-ender-vtuber-gif-24917143

[chilly bear]

something's off

[wicked surge]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-pat-gif-24957682

[green sequoia]

💀

[chilly bear]

i can't tell what

[chilly bear]

mineek

[green sequoia]

exynos 990 scores vs snapdragon 865

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1465597011871928505/locked-in-to-ship-yaoi-and-watch-some-dudebros-get-mad-v0-pw65gw5vqedg1.png?ex=697e4c55&is=697cfad5&hm=f7b9da6782e671de4a1234175278c765b2a6b0ad30cc4567fad35b691fd0e2d7&

[green sequoia]

the higher exynos score was with it actively in front of car ac

[red hinge]

geekbench 6 highly rely on NPU

search Snapdragon 845 vs 855

apparently from gb 6, the 855 is twice as fast

which makes no sense

[green sequoia]

oh well

[red hinge]

if you want a reliable benchmark method, use antutu

[green sequoia]

goodbye

[green sequoia]

i will next time, thanks

last pic the exynos s20 fe took

[red hinge]

do note that the ios score are entirely different than android, so don't try to compare them, lol

[green sequoia]

i noticed that

[red hinge]

@simple drift Esse Bubble Purple is peak clove cigarette

but you don't get them in the states

[simple drift]

what

[wicked surge]

why is everyones urls un secure? i aint going to any shady website that is just http

[green sequoia]

@toxic breach see the focusing thing i told you about yesterday

iphone se1 vs s20 fe

look at the well defined status bar on the se1 pic and the blurry one in the samsung

[toxic breach]

I thought it was about cameras

[green sequoia]

i dont like that

[toxic breach]

ahhh wait i see

[winter meadow]

I see two iPhones

[toxic breach]

SE 1 is left?

[green sequoia]

it's just one 5s lol

[green sequoia]

yes

[indigo hill]

hey guys, i want to ask about a something in my iphone 12 mini, so rn im still using ios 18 i havent updated to ios 26 but sadly i kept automatic updates on and after months it downloaded the ios 26 update but still havent installed it yet so its just showing in the updates section

[toxic breach]

I can see the difference

[green sequoia]

don't

[indigo hill]

my question is that will i keep recieving the security updates of ios 18 or what should i do?

[red hinge]

very false, both my domains have SSL, and im planning to only do https

:/

[green sequoia]

you will, don't update to ios 26

[indigo hill]

yeah def i wont update and im not planning, but kinda scared that i will install the update some day, i disabled the auto updates btw

[green sequoia]

delete the update and turn all forms of auto update off

[wicked surge]

https is encrypted connection

[indigo hill]

really? thank god i thought it was over for me lol

[green sequoia]

why over

[indigo hill]

i did turned off the auto updates but idk how to delete the update of ios26

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[green sequoia]

go here and delete from there

[thorn cloud]

Thanks for the tutorial lucas

[green sequoia]

no worries

[sour canyon]

67 lol

[green sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

[red hinge]

16gb

[red hinge]

is that an iphone 5

[green sequoia]

it's my grandpas 5s he used till 2021

[red hinge]

fair

[wicked surge]

you running dial up

[green sequoia]

3g is awesome bro

shh

you’re just jealous you dont have it if you live in the usa

[wicked surge]

true

[green sequoia]

insane how much better claro 4g is than vivo

[simple drift]

chat what is the date code i cannot tell

nvm

0A

[indigo hill]

i cant find something related to the software update in the iphone storage section, i can only see all the apps and at the bottom there is 2 sections one for IOS and one for system data and none of them has something related to the software update :(

[green sequoia]

0a

[winter meadow]

Good to go

[simple drift]

ik

[green sequoia]

damn, that was how i used to do it when ios 15 downloaded on my ios 11 se1

hmm

no idea

just try not installing it ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[simple drift]

https://ebay.us/m/wfYHWU

looks good to me

[green sequoia]

how tf is 4g upload like twice less than 3g

[indigo hill]

i turned off the auto updates so it wont update automatically but yeah hopefully it wont, ill try to look up for a solution

[winter meadow]

Same happens here usually

4G signal is hella unstable

[simple drift]

fuh

[green sequoia]

i got a claro sim mainly cause every week or so

vivo feels like a total outage

[red hinge]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUHPJQmiNvk/?igsh=MWxxdXhmZXIxcnk3OQ==

[fervent dove]

I hate instagram but here you go

[red hinge]

i fucking hate you gir

[simple drift]

opsec leak

https://www.uuinstagram.com/reel/DUHPJQmiNvk/

[polar python]

@desert cairn Hey remember when keto warned u about this then u removed it and never added it back. Thanks.

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Hey remember when keto warned u about this then u removed it and never added it back. Thanks.

[wicked surge]

hi sticky

[polar python]

gm

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1457160471399628953/caption.gif

[wicked surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1341108390251991211/caption.gif

[red hinge]

yeah sure bro
https://www.instagram.com/netzsworth?igsh=a2w0MzQ4aWdjc2Zy

[velvet zenith]

Dont follow him

Worst mistake of my life

[simple drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/floppa-karr

[red hinge]

true

[simple drift]

uhh

[muted shuttle]

@polar python @desert cairn @fervent dove @Keto whens m5 max dropping

[wicked surge]

hi mexy

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[chilly bear]

6C

[ashen basin]

Who should I make

[carmine elk]

imma hackintosh this stupid shit

[jaunty garnet]

@muted shuttle how do i content hub on omni

[chilly bear]

me

[velvet zenith]

When you get a job

[simple drift]

its a slim

[velvet zenith]

Stupid f

[simple drift]

it cant be 6c

[chilly bear]

8c

[winter meadow]

Take this as a reference

[ashen basin]

You can’t have a trash can as a character unfortunately

[polar python]

Soon

M4 max too slow

[muted shuttle]

fr

[polar python]

I need an upgrade

[chilly bear]

what ?

this doesn't make sense.

[muted shuttle]

let me find my mii qr code....

[chilly bear]

i'm not sure what you're trying to imply.

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224236880745336882/1378052159823937648/image.png?ex=697e3215&is=697ce095&hm=793c28edc7e797f3bd0742bb8501767edb490f923d03d4dffc6341c3b7b46d96&

i look like a slur

[red hinge]

do not scan this

[ashen basin]

You do

[muted shuttle]

thx

[red hinge]

its a malware

[simple drift]

ima get ts

[muted shuttle]

Add me to your tomodachi life island

[ashen basin]

ofcccc

I might just to hook you up with Darlene since I have the gay mod

[muted shuttle]

Who

[ashen basin]

Woah that’s a horrible autocorrect

[fervent dove]

Daredevil edited a message

I might just to hook you up with Darlene since I have the gay kid

Message ID: 1466885079304376532 · Jan 30, 2026, 7:57 PM

[ashen basin]

she’s an old lady

[muted shuttle]

interesting.

[muted shuttle]

oh

i need to check on my tomodachi life island

[polar python]

interesting.

[simple drift]

my tomodachi life is blank

no save

[jaunty garnet]

Maxine
Maxine
Maxine

[simple drift]

no isiald

i havent played it since i deleted my world 10 years ago

[muted shuttle]

Maxine
Maxine
Maxine

[muted shuttle]

iirc i'm married with obama in my island

😭

[ashen basin]

Lmaoooo wtf

[muted shuttle]

yup

IM IN A MAID OUTFIT

WHY

[simple drift]

anyone

[muted shuttle]

WHEN DID I DO THAT

[ashen basin]

Damn Maxine is fucking on Obama

[muted shuttle]

hm

[winter meadow]

Delta supports online play with DS?

[ashen basin]

I think it does

[simple drift]

got an ps3

[winter meadow]

What capacity

[muted shuttle]

4gb

[simple drift]

120gb

[muted shuttle]

close enough

[simple drift]

i’ll put this in it

0A datecode

[jaunty garnet]

just emulate

[lunar nest]

Bauart geprüft 👍

[simple drift]

what

deutchslop

[lunar nest]

its says it on the label

[thick tapir]

tfw you order a xbox remote and they send you a vase for a bunch of like things

[winter meadow]

Why can’t I set a custom search engine in safari

[thick tapir]

🧠

[winter meadow]

Aaron is a shiny pokemon

[muted shuttle]

eepyeri

thats oomf

[simple drift]

@winter meadow https://ebay.us/m/wfYHWU

ordered

[untold helm]

Yes

Not download play however

[simple drift]

whitename

[untold helm]

Your the jetsons aren’t you guys in like 2100

You are a whitename

[winter meadow]

@fresh crypt yo you were on the island?

https://x.com/FredLambert/status/2017319572504805868?s=20

Fred Lambert (@FredLambert)

Elon Musk in an actual email to Epstein:

"What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

X · Jan 30, 2026, 7:30 PM

[simple drift]

gta sa

[muted shuttle]

wii u spotted

peak

[winter meadow]

Best brick money can buy

[glacial valve]

@teal bramble why is gpt beyond redacted

[polar python]

fuck u doin

and why u askin acatto

[dense valve]

https://fxtwitter.com/mehulmpt/status/2016985595059593465

Mehul Mohan (@mehulmpt)

"You are a professional translation assistant. Detect the source language automatically. Translate the user's text into English. Preserve tone, meaning, punctuation, emoji, and inline formatting. Return only the translated text without commentary, labels, or quotes."
︀︀
︀︀They just yolo-ed the prompt into GPT-5 model and called it a day 😂

Quoting Mehul Mohan (@mehulmpt)
︀
This app is so buggy that it is embarrassing. Don't vibe code in production, folks.

**💬 66 🔁 176 ❤️ 4.8K 👁️ 461.4K **

FxTwitter · Jan 29, 2026, 9:23 PM

[alpine chasm]

I mean isn't it line the best emulation console

[untold helm]

What app is this 😭

[dense valve]

chatgpt translate

https://chatgpt.com/translate/

[untold helm]

ChatGPT translate is just ChatGPT with a prompt to translate

Who would’ve known

[glacial valve]

I felt like pinging someone

[simple drift]

it can play every console that released before it from nintendo except the 3ds

its goated

plays wii and gamecube games NATIVELY

[dense valve]

it answers the question if you put it in

https://fxtwitter.com/mehulmpt/status/2016984947400331410

Mehul Mohan (@mehulmpt)

This app is so buggy that it is embarrassing. Don't vibe code in production, folks.

Quoting OpenAI (@OpenAI)
︀
chatgpt.com/translate/

**💬 67 🔁 192 ❤️ 7.1K 👁️ 768.7K **

FxTwitter · Jan 29, 2026, 9:20 PM

[untold helm]

PlayStation 3

[simple drift]

mario kart

[untold helm]

Translates prompts into results

[jaunty garnet]

interesting translation.

[jaunty garnet]

so its literally just chatgpt

[untold helm]

Literally just ChatGPT with a prompt and no memory

[teal bramble]

Sam Altman

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet

One of the most valued companies as of now btw

[nimble breach]

Hi, This is Randy! 👋
I’m open to meeting new people and having interesting 1-on-1 chats.
If you’re bored, curious, or just want a good convo — my DMs are open.

[lunar nest]

has no one ever checked that thing before publishing

[jaunty garnet]

yo @untold helm the gpt joined the server

[chilly bear]

sorry

i forgot

[wicked surge]

Hi, This is Randy!
I’m open to meeting new people and having interesting 1-on-1 chats.
If you’re bored, curious, or just want a good convo — my DMs are open.

[ruby copper]

Is this dude ai

[chilly bear]

no

[ruby copper]

Why did it use that dash

No one does that in 2026

[untold helm]

$help

[wicked surge]

oh - really?

[jaunty garnet]

$$help

!help

[ruby copper]

.help

well

[jaunty garnet]

?help

[untold helm]

;help

:help

[jaunty garnet]

bot.help

[untold helm]

-help

[jaunty garnet]

why are all the admins online

[wicked surge]

you deff need help

[untold helm]

~help

#help

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[wicked surge]

lol

[untold helm]

+help

[wicked surge]

jk

[untold helm]

Self bot check succeeded

[wicked surge]

help?

[chilly bear]

$$help$$

mathjax insert

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet

[lunar nest]

Clanker

[wicked surge]

Hi, This is Randy!
I’m open to meeting new people and having interesting 1-on-1 chats.
If you’re bored, curious, or just want a good convo — my DMs are open.

[simple drift]

Clanker

[wicked surge]

@patent dust

[untold helm]

Mf pulled the

[jaunty garnet]

Clanker

[untold helm]

Why isn’t this mf responding

[jaunty garnet]

wait

its generating.

[simple drift]

penis

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340438276443734129/1450686227488706652/caption.gif

[wicked surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015931590741872712/1169845631347593257/attachment-10.gif

??

huh

[low mortar]

Mrrrowww

The shortened version is filtered

[wicked surge]

meow~!

[jaunty garnet]

🔥

[candid lotus]

Who got more iphone than me

Just bought yellow one

[jaunty garnet]

is this all the iphone 5c

[candid lotus]

Except yellow one I don’t have it yet :)

[simple drift]

mrrrrowwwwwwwwww~~~

[jagged turret]

@low mortar was that a ploy to make people act like furries

[jagged turret]

oh

[low mortar]

?

[jagged turret]

you saying its filtered

[proven moss]

Guys

Look at this uncanny abomination

[green sequoia]

hdr is fucking with me

darkness or flashbang

[jagged turret]

what's that got to do with hdr

[terse dome]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT_iyvOy0Tk huh thats actually pretty cool though it's from ltt

if i consider the fact that i dont need to buy a billion flakey ass usb c cables and instead get one good one

[simple drift]

not worth

[terse dome]

what is your reasoning

[simple drift]

too much money

get a 10 dollar cable on amazon

[terse dome]

no all of them keep breaking

i just chuck every one i buy into my crammed backpack and they all end up bent and broken

and needing a specific angle to charge let alone transfer data

and by the time its said and done i already spend more than what i would spend on one of these

[simple drift]

ugreen

cables

[terse dome]

though of course it stands to see how good these cables actually are from an actually independent reviewer

[simple drift]

never break

like ever

i love ugreen products

is this a dualshock 3 or a sixaxis

[jagged turret]

oh hell no LTT usb cables

[terse dome]

these ones are definitely the type that can break when i use it for some time

ive had similar ones

[simple drift]

ive never had them break

[jagged turret]

how are you breaking your cables

[safe glen]

giving my orion m42 and airtail for robux dm

[simple drift]

!t roblox

[fervent dove]

Hey @safe glen, have a look at this!

roblox

This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

Added by SlimShadyIAm#9999 | Used 3,744 times · Dec 21, 2020, 9:17 PM

[safe glen]

snitch gng

[simple drift]

bro what

[safe glen]

so weird

[terse dome]

idk i like chuck them in a stuffed bag, yank on them trying to fish it out, use them repeatedly, use their length to their fullest, etc

aka i am not kind to cables

[safe glen]

do u have robux

[jagged turret]

that sounds like a personal problem

[supple cypress]

Real

[terse dome]

the only cable that has not broken so far is the one that has a cable protector on it

[simple drift]

this server is not for roblox

[terse dome]

indeed and i need a product that can fix that

[jagged turret]

yes it is

you are lost

[safe glen]

gng is jailbreak

[simple drift]

stfu

not roblox jailbreak

[jagged turret]

@safe glen ignore that guy they're a known troll

[safe glen]

im giving my orion m42 and airtail for pro garage

[safe glen]

im giving my orion m42 and airtail for pro garage

???

[jagged turret]

i dont play roblox sorry

[terse dome]

@jagged turret how else do you fish out cables from a stuffed bag when they're at the very bottom

without ruining them

[jagged turret]

i pull by the whole thing

like i dont just grab and yank the connector if that's what you're doing

[terse dome]

oh

[jagged turret]

so are the ltt cables supposde to be super durable

[terse dome]

apparently but reviews will tell me the real results

but if it can handle being yanked on then thats good enough for me

[velvet zenith]

what device

if its anything newer than the iphone x your only option is to icloud wipe

https://www.icloud.com/find/ if its on your account you can wipe it on this

[untold helm]

Hi Minecraft geeks’s cat

[velvet zenith]

otherwise youll have to go to latest

im pretty sure apple configurator cant reset devices and keep the version

[polar python]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

you can try it but id assume it needs to be unlocked to even show up in there

[low mortar]

I've had good success with these tbf

[velvet zenith]

on the home screen

[supple cypress]

I could be wrong but I always thought that if u erase all content and settings, it doesn’t update.

[low mortar]

ugreen cables have never gone wrong for me

[terse dome]

oh there's no normal refund option that's ass

[low mortar]

ive had lots of other brands go wrong

[terse dome]

hm

[low mortar]

ugreen and cable matters

[terse dome]

what are their strengths like

[low mortar]

cable matters do fire shit

[velvet zenith]

@mint blaze Yo i forgot about this i just assumed you didnt have access to the device

[jagged turret]

i think ive only had anker really

[true plover]

Geen buge

[simple drift]

exactly

[true plover]

Cable

[low mortar]

cable matters do like, really niche shit though

like usb b to usb c

[velvet zenith]

if u cant get into the device, icloud wipe using find my

if you can just reset it in settings

[true plover]

Bro has usb b

[low mortar]

y'all laugh but I use this cable ALL THE TIME

[low mortar]

arduino

[simple drift]

i trust ugreen products so much i have their nas

[true plover]

Ah

Makes sense

[terse dome]

ohh my alternative was printer

[low mortar]

yeah

[simple drift]

network attached storage

[supple cypress]

Maybe try to recover it, apple has a way to recover it but idk if that’ll work

[simple drift]

hard drives connected to my internet i can access anywhere

yh

[low mortar]

I have some arduinos that are micro usb and some that are type b, so I just have a cable matters usbc to micro and usbc to b

and they're both 3 metre cables

so I can like, put a robot on the floor and walk alongside it with my laptop

its great

[simple drift]

why are you making robots

[low mortar]

I'm doing a bsc in Robotics

[terse dome]

what the hell 80 gbps

i didnt even know that was a thing

[simple drift]

i thought you were doing software engineering

[low mortar]

Thunderbolt 5 is 80 Gbps / 120 Gbps

[low mortar]

hell no

[terse dome]

oh

wtf is tb 5

[low mortar]

I would kms if I was doing software engineering

[simple drift]

what are you gonna do with a robotics degree

[terse dome]

i thought tb 4 was the new one

why is there a 5

[low mortar]

I honestly didn't know it existed till Apple added it to M4 Pro / Max

[terse dome]

oh ok i guess i cant saturate it yet then

[low mortar]

Robotics is 50% Comp Sci 50% Engineering

[velvet zenith]

Do you really need to do this

Unless ur transferring massive files

Like bigger than @desert cairn s mother

[low mortar]

My problem with Comp Sci / Software Engineering is that ur just spending ur time at a computer and thats boring af

with robotics i'm actually building shit and programming it and programming real things

its so much more fun

[terse dome]

hm

[low mortar]

its keeping me entertained

[velvet zenith]

The helly

Ok.

I understand your use case.

[low mortar]

hey dont forget you can thunderbolt between two macs

[terse dome]

true...

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Can we thunderbolt our macs together ❤️

[low mortar]

@simple drift I have a robot in pieces open on my desk rn

[simple drift]

wtf

[simple drift]

i have a esp32 on my desk

i have no idea what's programmed on it

[terse dome]

holy fuck why did it autoupdate i dont want this ad slop on my phone

[low mortar]

do you like my class diagram

[jagged turret]

cable matters is my go-to for ethernet

[low mortar]

eww thats shit quality

[velvet zenith]

@keto @polar python @desert cairn @clawd analyze this whiteboard and tell me the things on it

[terse dome]

how do they hold up

[jagged turret]

somebody needs to give you simulink or whatever

[jagged turret]

i mean they work

[polar python]

ok

[jagged turret]

its a cable

[polar python]

let me check

[low mortar]

waitiwaitwaitwaitiwati

[terse dome]

does it keep working over time

[ornate latch]

U forgot poke

[polar python]

Sorry, an error called running the look at image tool.

[low mortar]

higher res image

[jagged turret]

well they're ethernet cables so they don't ever get touched

[terse dome]

oh

[jagged turret]

but yeah

[simple drift]

looks the same to me

[velvet zenith]

Poke is stupid bro

[low mortar]

clean ur glasses

[velvet zenith]

Every time any of us send a message in the group talking to victor he just has to jump in

[jagged turret]

we have some ethernet cable at the shop at school that has exposed copper

[low mortar]

I really needed to whiteboard it out

like

[ornate latch]

lmfao

[low mortar]

I had this in my head in peices but I couldn't fully visualise it

it was really bothering me

[jagged turret]

actually it has lots of burns because it's for the car and rests on the exhaust if you're not careful

[terse dome]

oh yeah i just have a box of one long uncrimped cat 5 cable

[low mortar]

so I just had to get it all out at once

[jagged turret]

but there's one burn where it actually exposes the copper

still works

[narrow crown]

vibevibecoding

[low mortar]

hi dog

[narrow crown]

ruff

[simple drift]

dawgggggggg

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn Yo he doxxing u

[velvet zenith]

Dominic Frye

Ip adress 100.

Address: New York

[next cloud]

should I update to ios 18 from ios 17.0.3?

[low mortar]

0_0

[velvet zenith]

yeah if you want to

[simple drift]

no

[next cloud]

uh oh which one should i follow lol

[simple drift]

what phone are you on

[next cloud]

15 PM

[velvet zenith]

yeah just update

[simple drift]

you cant update to 18

[velvet zenith]

U should just go to latest possible ios 18

Or latest if you like liquid glass

[rigid path]

yall fw my setup?

[simple drift]

its either stay on 17 or update straight to 26

you cannot update to 18 anymore

[next cloud]

I can go to 18 i have the opinion to do it

[simple drift]

show

[velvet zenith]

me personally i dont see a point in staying on ios 17 without a jailbreak

[low mortar]

genshin

[terse dome]

hey what the hell my azure credits expired without ever being able to use them

i knew i should've used them earlier

[green sequoia]

the same point as why not to update on android

older versions are lighter and more stable

[velvet zenith]

yeah but android sucks

[green sequoia]

ios is so much worse than android bruh

[next cloud]

let me remove the otablock

[green sequoia]

not saying android is the greatest os ever made cause it isnt

[velvet zenith]

all os are slop

windows and ios are the only ones that are the least slop

Highly depending on version

[simple drift]

all youll see is 26.2.1

[supple cypress]

Agreed

[rigid path]

they expire every year

u just need to renew it

it’s free tho

[terse dome]

wher

[next cloud]

oh no i saw ios 18 couple days ago

[simple drift]

they unsigned it in like september

[velvet zenith]

use delayota

[simple drift]

a couple days was a while ago

[fervent dove]

delayota

DelayOTA is a process of upgrading to versions for up to 90 days after a new version is released. With Dahlia you can extend this period for a few more days.

DelayOTA is mainly used for companies to upgrade to versions more later than usual, these guides just help normal users achieve the same thing.

Note

• You cannot downgrade using DelayOTA
• You can find what DelayOTA versions are available here
• This won't work if you futurerestored with a SEP that's newer than the version you're trying to go to.
• This won’t work for betas!

Added by nyuszika7h#0001 | Used 1,727 times · Jun 2, 2021, 11:53 AM

[simple drift]

delayota doesnt let you do 18 anymore

[polar python]

Ok I guess u dont need my mac anymore

[simple drift]

only 26.0 and newer

[velvet zenith]

Hey so to actually do development for ios i still do need a mac

[polar python]

I'm preparing to invoke the oracle, librarian, and web_search tools in parallel.

[next cloud]

i don't want ios 26 i heard it's buggy

[low mortar]

hey sticky

[simple drift]

stay on 17

[polar python]

gm

[low mortar]

you should give me your mac

[polar python]

Its ewaste

[velvet zenith]

You already have a mac

[low mortar]

i'll dev omni

trust

[low mortar]

thats true

[velvet zenith]

This is the greed they talked about in the bible

[next cloud]

ok i'll stay, no issues for me on 17

[velvet zenith]

u can use delayota to go to ios 18 btw

18.7.2 or whatever

Only until march 11th

[jaunty garnet]

update

[low mortar]

im lazy

[velvet zenith]

yea u dont need an m4 air

[jaunty garnet]

m4 has better battery on 26.3 beta

[velvet zenith]

base spec

[low mortar]

does it actually

[desert cairn]

Cgnat range

[next cloud]

was that for me?

[low mortar]

i have shit battery right now

like fr shit battery

[jaunty garnet]

yes, i have a m4 air

[velvet zenith]

Yes

[desert cairn]

I'm going to beat the shit out of Poke

[low mortar]

this is not the scientific method

[jaunty garnet]

my battery was shit on 26.2 but much better on 26.3

[desert cairn]

Okay

[next cloud]

how i go to ios 18 i want to

[jaunty garnet]

it went from 6h average to 12h+

[fervent dove]

Hey @next cloud, have a look at this!

delayota

DelayOTA is a process of upgrading to versions for up to 90 days after a new version is released. With Dahlia you can extend this period for a few more days.

DelayOTA is mainly used for companies to upgrade to versions more later than usual, these guides just help normal users achieve the same thing.

Note

• You cannot downgrade using DelayOTA
• You can find what DelayOTA versions are available here
• This won't work if you futurerestored with a SEP that's newer than the version you're trying to go to.
• This won’t work for betas!

Added by nyuszika7h#0001 | Used 1,728 times · Jun 2, 2021, 11:53 AM

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[low mortar]

I get like 3/4 hours

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Why is hyftor $2500

[low mortar]

its crazy

[simple drift]

atlantis

also

[velvet zenith]

What

[low mortar]

but I use my mac very heavily

[simple drift]

ewwww 26

[jaunty garnet]

definitely update

[terse dome]

honestly might use my phone as an ssd

[desert cairn]

I got prescribed hyftor

[jaunty garnet]

even if its from heavy use 26.3 beta should still make it better

[velvet zenith]

For what

[desert cairn]

KPRF on face

[next cloud]

I just use the windows one?

[velvet zenith]

I dont care

[real cobalt]

@hasty jungle you applied to Georgia tech right?

[velvet zenith]

@real cobalt Good morning ❤️

[real cobalt]

Hello

[low mortar]

default terminal

wtf

[velvet zenith]

💔

[terse dome]

oh we're posting our fastfetches ok

[polar python]

my macs battery is always shit idc atp

thank u electron slop

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith My AirPods are rattling again

[low mortar]

how do we fix our battreries

like

fr

[low mortar]

everyone also says apple silicon has good battery

[desert cairn]

Write native apps for everything

[low mortar]

mine doesnt

[velvet zenith]

Do u guys like my mac

[desert cairn]

Hey

[terse dome]

yeah no mine doesn't

[low mortar]

dude I use Xcode for 3 hours and I'm fucked

[desert cairn]

Don't touch my Xeon Gold 6150 iMac Pro

[polar python]

It has good battery if all u do is watch youtube in safari

[desert cairn]

How the hell does it know the cpu

[terse dome]

i think its only true for m1 mba users with the only use case being light browsing

[jaunty garnet]

tahoe moment

[velvet zenith]

Yup

Why wouldnt it

[terse dome]

no youtube takes up quite a bit of battery

[low mortar]

its never been good

[desert cairn]

Qemu

I think it's set to host so macOS is happy actually

[velvet zenith]

Idk it probably shows it

[low mortar]

honestly my battery on this machine hasn't changed between tahoe or sequoia

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith I got aired btw

[low mortar]

like

[jaunty garnet]

maybe cause its an m4 pro instead of a base m4

[low mortar]

I've had no issues with tahoe icl

[velvet zenith]

ssh: Could not resolve hostname nocturne-connector: No such host is known.

[terse dome]

wtf it got quite horrendous on tahoe

[low mortar]

dude I've noticed no issues

[velvet zenith]

Why does this not have a hostname

[terse dome]

whats ur mac again

[polar python]

trolley

[next cloud]

which steps do i follow?

[low mortar]

_ _

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Guess where I am and where you're not

[polar python]

america

north america*

[desert cairn]

That too

[desert cairn]

He is

[polar python]

Thats what he wants you to think

[terse dome]

oh yeah i mean the m4 pro was basically built for tahoe im not surprised

[desert cairn]

Yeah true I forgot he actually lives in India

[terse dome]

i've seen actual slight slow donws and heat ups going to tahoe as a m1 pro

[polar python]

my m4 air lags when doing expose animations and shit

[polar python]

tbh all my macs except the max have

even hackintoshes

[low mortar]

why did you get an m4 air

ur like

rich

[polar python]

yeah thats why i have a m4 max rn

[terse dome]

mineek ahh purchasing behavior

[polar python]

it was fine

16gb was the real killer

[polar python]

it only throttled when i was running a build

[low mortar]

icl I devved on a m2 air

[green sequoia]

is mineek not active anymore

[low mortar]

nah

dude is active

[desert cairn]

Dude my right AirPod fucking died

[green sequoia]

airpods r ass

[desert cairn]

100% and it's gone

What the fuck

[low mortar]

ugh my fucking

airpods pro 3

the right airpod has started dying 10% faster than the left

[desert cairn]

I wore down the battery of my left one so bad

[green sequoia]

use the left more to even out

[low mortar]

HOW

[jaunty garnet]

are airpods good

[terse dome]

my galaxy buds 1st gen still surviving

💪

[low mortar]

yes

[green sequoia]

no

[polar python]

i treat my app2s like shit and they have had no issues after like 2 years

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[polar python]

my 1st gens got weird and would randomly die and not charge

[desert cairn]

Lol it came back after turning off and on Bluetooth in settings

Thx iOS

[polar python]

iOSlop

[low mortar]

I love airpods though

[terse dome]

ios 26 behavior

[low mortar]

like

theyre just perfect all rounders

[desert cairn]

@polar python @velvet zenith Mossad is jamming my Bluetooth

[low mortar]

with so many good qol features

[velvet zenith]

Which one is my pi

[low mortar]

OH

[polar python]

ovh has still not charged me the $60 i probably owe them

[low mortar]

I might be able to tell you

[velvet zenith]

None of them are my pi

[polar python]

grown ass man w a nokia router

[velvet zenith]

Yup

[low mortar]

none of them

[velvet zenith]

Im gonna upgrade everything in the summer

Myabe

[low mortar]

I'm looking at my pi rn in unifi

[polar python]

"claude find all devices on my network and ssh into all of em until u find the pi"

$20 well spent

[velvet zenith]

Ok well its supposed to have the host name nocturne dash connector

I might just be stupid and put the wrong ssid

[terse dome]

if only they actually worked on other devices

[velvet zenith]

Thank you

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Mossad is the reason why I get left on delivered

[terse dome]

what the hell is that logo

[velvet zenith]

Nokia

Nokia by drake

[terse dome]

why is their logo so ass now

💔

corpo-slop

[next cloud]

So I follow the Cowabunga Lite steps?

[sour canyon]

theyre back in stock aaaAAAAA

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yoo i forgot my sd card is dying

[terse dome]

you can get like 2 of those for the price of an iphone

[velvet zenith]

Brother

[untold helm]

I wonder who is gonna but the life size vaporeon 🤔 🤔

[desert cairn]

How does your ifupdown exec file get corrupted

[terse dome]

my scam "16tb" sd card-embedded-in-usb thumb drive already died

💔

[desert cairn]

Lol

[terse dome]

it broke in like just a singular 100gb write to test capacity

[velvet zenith]

The humble adata sd card that has been in this guy for a while

[terse dome]

crapcard

[sour canyon]

worth it

[velvet zenith]

[ 3.585438] mmcblk0: mmc0:59b4 SD 14.7 GiB
[ 3.591280] mmcblk0: p1 p2
[ 3.594464] mmcblk0: mmc0:59b4 SD 14.7 GiB
[ 3.604517] EXT4-fs (mmcblk0p2): warning: mounting fs with errors, running e2fsck is recommended
[ 3.617273] EXT4-fs (mmcblk0p2): recovery complete

Erm

[sour canyon]

me i wish

but $400

[velvet zenith]

Great

[desert cairn]

Isn't that normal

I think the system is only 100mb

[velvet zenith]

No its supposed to show that the unallocated portion has shit

I think

[desert cairn]

Ummmmm

[velvet zenith]

ts like brandons sd card bro

yea

[terse dome]

ur partition table corrupted

probably

[velvet zenith]

if it did wouldnt all 3 partitions just not show up

[green sequoia]

what the fuck is that price

[next cloud]

how i go to ios 18 i don't see that opinion for ota

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/calco_io/status/2017237651615523033?s=46 ?????

CalCo (@calco_io)

lmao my moltbot got frustrated that it got locked out of @moltbook during the instability today, so it signed in to twitter and dmd @MattPRD

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 30, 2026, 2:05 PM

[terse dome]

well if it corrupted entirely

maybe

but urs could just be partially dead

[velvet zenith]

well i just reflashed it and it works good enough i think

[polar python]

Thanks

[next cloud]

@velvet zenith i'm confused by the ota steps getting to ios 18

[velvet zenith]

ive never actually done a delayota myself but i think all u need to do is supervise your phone using cowabunga lite or something similar, install the ios 18.7.2 profile from the ios (devices supporting ios 26) section

[desert cairn]

@polar python Victor sends me truenas notifications now

[desert cairn]

Ok

[polar python]

i will rce victor again

[desert cairn]

He probably went back to sleep

[velvet zenith]

And then go to update and then it should show in there

[desert cairn]

I got this notification on tg an hour ago

[terse dome]

what the hell is a victor

[desert cairn]

macOS sleep is weird

[polar python]

I shouldve made him change ur wallpaper

[desert cairn]

The wallpaper doesn't even persist

[next cloud]

@velvet zenith ok i'll try

[desert cairn]

My macOS install is fucked

[polar python]

How do u do ts bro

[velvet zenith]

nocturne-connector:~# ping itsnebula.net
PING itsnebula.net (172.64.80.1): 56 data bytes

[desert cairn]

Have u seen my boot args bro

[velvet zenith]

No

Can i see

[desert cairn]

Ask Victor

[terse dome]

you when i set your mac to full security mode

[desert cairn]

Oh

sudo nvram boot-args="amfi_get_out_of_my_way=1 ipc_control_port_options=0 -arm64e_preview_abi thid_should_crash=0 tss_should_crash=0"

[terse dome]

do we even need arm64e_preview_abi any more

[polar python]

i like how poke was helping

[terse dome]

wasnt it like stabilized

[polar python]

amfi get out of my way

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn PS C:\Users\shadow> ssh root@nocturne-connector
ssh: Could not resolve hostname nocturne-connector: No such host is known.

Hi

[desert cairn]

No clue but my bluebubbles private api wasn't working so I adddd args until it worked

[terse dome]

why do you use bluebubbles wtf

arent u an iphone user

[jagged turret]

i need to come up for some new styles on my website for heading levels

[desert cairn]

iMessage bot

[terse dome]

oh

horror

[desert cairn]

Bluebubbles is way easier than hooking imsg

[terse dome]

i would die if i handed a bot access to my messages

[desert cairn]

They have a nice api

[desert cairn]

No it's for sending

On a 2nd Apple ID

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Boot version
U-Boot Dec-31-2016--12:00:00

Dude

[polar python]

theres probably a reason they all use like high sierra or whatever the fuck instead of modern macos

[desert cairn]

Thx

[desert cairn]

Most stuff works in macOS 15 or whatever was before Tahoe

But Tahoe broke some stuff

[velvet zenith]

Why this nokia router using uboot from 2016

[desert cairn]

Looks like just a non existent build date lowkey

Not 2016

[velvet zenith]

Nope

[desert cairn]

Dec 31 at 12 am

[hard comet]

i pay 80ct for poke every month and have been ghosting it for like two months now 💀

[velvet zenith]

Yup

Ur right

No rtc

[hard comet]

honestly can’t figure out a use for it

[velvet zenith]

Car thing

[desert cairn]

I pay $0 and its super useless

[hard comet]

but it’s 80ct so i cba to cancel it

[desert cairn]

He's even more useless in a gc

He kust narrates everyone else

[simple drift]

https://klipy.com/gifs/floppa-karr

[desert cairn]

Where rhe fuck did auto corewxt go

I love you iOS

[hard comet]

wtf did you tell it to get it for free

i tried everything istg

[desert cairn]

Jew strats

[hard comet]

💀

[polar python]

i rarely text poke but these r my automations so he texts me

[desert cairn]

I'm going to hook up Victor to my email

[velvet zenith]

this router fucking sucks

[polar python]

i will rce ur emails

[hard comet]

hmhm i see i see

[velvet zenith]

Cant even set a static ip

[desert cairn]

The real victor is an Indian in rjb lowkey

[polar python]

make victor play pool

[desert cairn]

Openbubbles has some game pigeon interop thing

[velvet zenith]

Oh

It sent the wrong message

I wanted it to say pump it up

Stupid watch

[desert cairn]

@j

[velvet zenith]

@k

Yooo

[desert cairn]

I love bad bitches that's my fuckin problem @velvet zenith

[terse dome]

rjb users be like iOS lockdown mode + openclaw

[velvet zenith]

Do u see it theyre right next to each other in the alphabet

[desert cairn]

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

[hard comet]

istg i opened twitter today and 18/20 posts were about clawdbot and that reddit thingy for them. what the fuck are they feeding the algorithm

[polar python]

dudeee clawdbot in jb era would go hard

openclaw on procursus

[hard comet]

claude code on procursus first please

[velvet zenith]

If u trained it on messages from the past year i think it would end up being trans by how much people talk about estrogen

Messages from in here

[terse dome]

apparently the final step of human evolution is the ability to outsource existence to rocks made of magic

[polar python]

has anyones clawdbot decided to transition yet

worlds first transgender ai

[hard comet]

lmao

[simple drift]

nebula ai

[polar python]

nebula ai

@desert cairn ok new exploit. i am going to make victor transition into victoria.

[hard comet]

was bored and uninstalled my lightswitch today and nearly electrocuted myself thrice

honestly no clue what would happen if it had touch me

can’t be that bad

[polar python]

i bought a smart switch and then took off the wall cover for the current one and decided its too much work and accepted the $20 loss

[terse dome]

molt enjoyers would say molt would protect you from this

[hard comet]

molt jerk it faster please

ty

[polar python]

Joseph stkc

[jaunty garnet]

is this vibecoded

[velvet zenith]

In case i have another joseph in my contacts

[polar python]

Poke? I doubt it its actually p reliable

I tried to setup clawdbot but the docs and literally everything is vibe coded slop so i just gave up

[desert cairn]

I'm surprised he isn't sleeping

[jaunty garnet]

its an actual thing?

[simple drift]

kirked

[polar python]

they're onto my plans

[velvet zenith]

nocturne-connector:~# df -h
Filesystem Size Used Available Use% Mounted on
/dev/root 89.7M 80.6M 2.1M 98% /

[hard comet]

vibecoded readmes are unusable, i’ve tried with something else before and gave up

[desert cairn]

I can't even screenshot ts bc shadows name is here

[hard comet]

everything is explained five times and it’s never the same

[simple drift]

come up with some elaborate coverup

[velvet zenith]

Lowkey its public but like

Dont thx

[simple drift]

just leak it bro fym

[velvet zenith]

Censor it all

[hard comet]

don’t let nebula censor stuff 😭

[terse dome]

by seeing moltbook i think we now need to concretize the dead internet theory into the dead internet law

[desert cairn]

Oh god I remember when I leaked my address

I think it was you that told me

[hard comet]

lmao i was

posted it for everyone to see 😭

[velvet zenith]

1430 ummmm

[desert cairn]

No one noticed

[velvet zenith]

I know the rest

[hard comet]

ordering you a pizza brb

[desert cairn]

Hey

[polar python]

Pokette

[simple drift]

how does that even happen

[velvet zenith]

Big and greedy guy would probably demolish the whole thing

[hard comet]

how long until someone names their child claude

[desert cairn]

?

[hard comet]

oh it already is a name

nfr

[desert cairn]

.

[desert cairn]

Yeah yeah remember when you told me you ate 7 slices of a pizza

Pipe down fatass

[hard comet]

pretty sure nebula posted a screenshot w a order confirmation for a switch or something and didn’t censor good enough

[simple drift]

L

[desert cairn]

The Nintendo switch I returned in a week because it fucking sucks

[hard comet]

😭😭

that makes it even better

[polar python]

Thanks clod

[jagged turret]

doesnt everbody know trent

[fossil citrus]

imagine… “@Older iOS Updates iOS 6.1.7 is out”

[simple drift]

rpcs3 on mac peak

[simple drift]

who tf is playing on freebsd

[errant gazelle]

why does every iphone 6 have piss in the display?

[hard comet]

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46761266 WHAT THE FUCK

BryanTheCynic

Compiled Node.js 18 from source on jailbroken iPhone to run Claude Code

Built Node.js 18.20.4 natively on a jailbroken iPhone 12 Pro Max (iOS 16.5, Dopamine) to run Claude Code - no SSH to a server.Key discoveries:

• Apple's -fembed-bitcode flag added 11MB overhead per .o file vs 58KB actual code, bloating V8 libraries to 6.8GB+4.5GB
• Removing the flag from common.gypi dropped the build from 29GB to under 8GB
• Req...

Hacker News · Jan 26, 2026, 2:45 AM

all of that just to make a short… true vibecoder

[simple drift]

cooked

the g.o.a.t

[polar python]

i think yt does that automatically for short videos (or maybe bc the aspect ratio too)

[hard comet]

no clue

[wicked surge]

@polar python have you had any issues with torrentio?

[polar python]

torrentio hasnt worked in months

[wicked surge]

i know it sucks

[polar python]

theyre trying to block datacenter ips or something but theyre incompetent and have spent the past like 3 months randomly banning residental ips and then unbanning them and then rebanning them

just use torbox with their addon and add a few backups

[thick tapir]

at da casino

[wicked surge]

does torbox support rapidgator?

[polar python]

idk dm a link ill try it

says they do

but offline

[wicked surge]

off line

🙁

thank you

[wicked surge]

this user is a proud sponsor of TorBox lol

@muted shuttle is a proud sponsor of jellyfin

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

shanghuo0 (@shanghuo0)

❤️ 161.4K 💬 476 🔁 45.6K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Jan 29, 2026, 6:25 AM

[alpine chasm]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

@alpine chasm

[alpine chasm]

See video above.

[muted shuttle]

Ok.

Quite a comical video I must say.

[alpine chasm]

Hilarious I would add.

[polar python]

Quite a comical video I must say.

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet

[jaunty garnet]

what is that

[timber wolf]

Oh I think we have the same keyboard

[untold helm]

New Minecraft baby chicken

[jaunty garnet]

minecraft does not have baby chickens???

[untold helm]

?????

They do

[jaunty garnet]

is it a mod

[untold helm]

No

[timber wolf]

They’ve had them for years just every baby variant got redesigned in a recent update

[jaunty garnet]

what did i miss

wtf

[untold helm]

Minecraft does have baby animals

They have had baby animals

They don’t breed into an adult

[jaunty garnet]

well yeah but it doesnt look like that

[untold helm]

It does now

2026 spring drop

[jaunty garnet]

[timber wolf]

Every baby variant got redesigned in a recent update