general

[half compass]

diabolical

I am very sorry

[terse dome]

@muted shuttle this u https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2015937802588868763

Images AI Could Never Recreate (@imagesaicouldnt)

https://t.co/VMPufyaWEC

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 27, 2026, 12:00 AM

[muted shuttle]

Nop

[red hinge]

yaoi

[drowsy shell]

Maxine stop farting

I can smell it

[red hinge]

can anyone buy me some of that game

[muted shuttle]

Mirror

[green sequoia]

you dont understand i tried like a hundred times to jb with electra and it would not

[thick tapir]

man i havent been outside since friday im actually gonna crashout

[green sequoia]

simply did not work

[drowsy shell]

How the fuck do you smell farts through a mirror

[muted shuttle]

No im saying you smell

[drowsy shell]

Im saying you lack deoderant

[chilly bear]

your senses are connected

[dry monolith]

why is my econ teacher moving where i sit in class because he thinks im not doing the work on my laptop at the back

[muted shuttle]

I used deodorant this morning

Thx

[drowsy shell]

Ew put it on again

[half compass]

i dont use deodorant

i wear my musk

[chilly bear]

cuz ur not

[half compass]

my natural scent

[dry monolith]

i am tho usually

[radiant hollow]

i dont remember exactly, but i remember i was able to jb then sileo just didnt install tweak, it put the tweaks in the wrong folder, i had to move to a tweak injection folder

[drowsy shell]

Ew

Wtf mt taptuc engine just died

[dry monolith]

ignoring the fact i was trying to build a lobotimised gpt 5 mini this lesson

i usually do

[chilly bear]

mhm

[radiant hollow]

and also it crashed alot

[mossy leaf]

man it should be more well known that having full storage could brick ur phone

rip my ios 14 iphone 12 mini

[dry monolith]

itunes restore

but using

thingy

[dry monolith]

like where it just resets the current

ios tools

waht is it

[winter meadow]

You can’t on arm64e

[radiant hollow]

i was able to recover from it once

[dry monolith]

i thought you can

[winter meadow]

Gotta restore to the latest signed one

[dry monolith]

damn

well they can do that

i mean

the phone isnt bricked then

like

[half compass]

@chilly bear @ornate latch

[ornate latch]

Ok

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-moly-gif-2379897567703251318

[simple drift]

i wear elon’s musk

extracted

[dry monolith]

I'm gonna vibecode a desktop app

for ai

for college

So i can easily just

use ai

with it knowing what i need

easily

[simple drift]

vencord uninstalled itself again

im ending it

[radiant hollow]

so you use ai to make ai?

[winter meadow]

What will it do

[dry monolith]

No

[radiant hollow]

then what

[dry monolith]

basically

im gonna code a desktop ui for void ai with exactly what i need

and use ai to assist me in making that

its probably easier to build a web app tbh

[radiant hollow]

dont

[winter meadow]

https://chat.voidai.app

[dry monolith]

But no

like

Its different tho

Because

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/goatis-raw-meat-raw-meat-vegan-gif-14140390577131078323

[dry monolith]

you can control what the ai thinks it is

all that stuff

and

uhhh

[half compass]

why did i have to see this on my screen

[dry monolith]

video generation

i wanna make video generation

Sora-2-Pro

[winter meadow]

What did u see

[half compass]

voidai.app

[dry monolith]

what even happened with u and voidai

[half compass]

cortisol spike

[simple drift]

just beg acatto for free premium

[narrow crown]

go outside brooo

[radiant hollow]

doesnt vencord have a native app?

[simple drift]

theres vesktop but if you use an unofficial client it fucks up screensharing

[radiant hollow]

nah screenshare works fine, i can do 4k 60

[half compass]

why are you screensharing

[simple drift]

jackbox.tv

[simple drift]

linux or mac or windows

[winter meadow]

https://voidai.app

[simple drift]

wow new ui

[winter meadow]

More VoidAI

[radiant hollow]

i use it on linux, cause no arm build

[dry monolith]

Wtf how so much

i need more premium

acatto scammed me i only got a month

[winter meadow]

How does your plan expire after 10 years

[dry monolith]

fr

[simple drift]

@rotund glade has like no expiry date or something

infinite premium

[dry monolith]

Bruh i wanted infinite

[hushed jasper]

hi

[simple drift]

gm

[dry monolith]

heel

holy shit i meant to say hello

[simple drift]

who

[half compass]

this discord server is a major cortisol spike

[simple drift]

yes

[rotund glade]

ii dont even use it

[half compass]

it's ionut bro

[rotund glade]

i got sum better

[half compass]

How do you not know him

its the one and only

[simple drift]

https://media.tenor.com/p-An7H8uFpMAAAAM/goatis-rage.gif

[dry monolith]

Donut

But with an I

Ionut

[simple drift]

oh its an i

[dry monolith]

is it

idk

[hushed jasper]

romanian detected

[simple drift]

i tried @ ing but did it with a l and it didnt come up

and i gave up

[simple drift]

im just moronic

[hushed jasper]

hello fellow romanian, i hope you came to steal

just as i did

[simple drift]

@dense iron hi

[dry monolith]

Who is romanian

[hushed jasper]

guy in vc

and me

[simple drift]

input/output nut

ionut

[hushed jasper]

and @teal bramble

[simple drift]

i thought acatto was german

[fervent dove]

@half compass's timezone is Europe/Bucharest 🇷🇴
It is currently 09:03 PM EET

[simple drift]

and xrt

[dry monolith]

they're on playstation

bro

its a child

mods

[dry monolith]

theres no way this guy is over 13

wtf

[dry monolith]

he sounds like a child

is this valid to tell mods

[hushed jasper]

ps tag checks out

[rotund glade]

Nah

[hushed jasper]

fucken hell

[muted shuttle]

Huh

[hushed jasper]

@muted shuttle possible minor detected

work your magic

[muted shuttle]

I cant join

In class

[hushed jasper]

o

nvm

[simple drift]

i can’t wait to eat like half of this in one go

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703376976014082201/1465683864860098601/Screenshot_20260127_152401_Discord.jpg?ex=6979fff8&is=6978ae78&hm=e82a23dd120e3c35ec82e6878ef7d2cd1b13838c7cb03019e09b28f4c0551112&

[muted shuttle]

message logger…

Mods…

[simple drift]

nope

[dry monolith]

This is a literal child

bro

[half compass]

i love romanian culture

[chilly bear]

MODS LOGGING

recording vc is a bannable offense.

[dry monolith]

is it actually?

what

no it isnt

[simple drift]

@fervent dove fuck you

[split nimbus]

rule 1

[simple drift]

"buy rune buy nexus" @obtuse ruin in vc 2026

also

this is actually a child

[dry monolith]

yeah thats what im saying

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle do your job

[hushed jasper]

if you look in his discord profile

they have ps account

which says

2016

[dry monolith]

oh yeah 2016

jeez

[hushed jasper]

clearly placing them at the age of 1-0

[winter meadow]

Do they have any game other than roblox and fortnite

[dry monolith]

is he rying

holy shit

[hushed jasper]

or less

[dry monolith]

is he crying

hes crying

[split nimbus]

@hushed jasper hi i heard u will be back soon as a trial moderaotr is this true

[simple drift]

bro wtf is this

[dry monolith]

LMFAO HES Crying

[hushed jasper]

totally accurate

[simple drift]

maxine please ban the ten year old

[hushed jasper]

or rather just kick

[simple drift]

eq is here now

[fossil citrus]

who

[hushed jasper]

he probl came in looking for roblox

[dry monolith]

this kid in vc

[half compass]

@chilly bear purpled is live

[fossil citrus]

lonut?

[dry monolith]

yeah

Ionut

[simple drift]

@half compass i need a translator join vc

[fossil citrus]

why lol

[dry monolith]

Idk

its a kid

[hushed jasper]

@split nimbus no way you still here

[simple drift]

bro burped down the mic

im crine

[fossil citrus]

what did you say😭

[dry monolith]

we havent said anything

[half compass]

im not translating the words of a 10 year old child

[dry monolith]

hes scizo

no hes talkign do someone else

idk

[simple drift]

boo

[hushed jasper]

one fucking kid turns up in chat and the whole server joins

[split nimbus]

yes ,,

[simple drift]

comedy

[dry monolith]

i joined first

its entertainment

[thick tapir]

i joined not first

[hushed jasper]

the state of r/jb

[simple drift]

sideloading is the future

[dry monolith]

i was the one who said hes a kid

then everyone started joining

[thick tapir]

how tf blud on discord on the playstation

[simple drift]

you can do that

on ps5

[thick tapir]

why

[simple drift]

so you can play games in doscord vc on playstation

xbox supports it too

[half compass]

ok im curious what bro is saying

[fossil citrus]

@dense iron Do you want free robux

[hushed jasper]

i could translate

[winter meadow]

I don’t think the guy on VC realises that he’s in there

[hushed jasper]

if i were bothered

[simple drift]

https://www.playstation.com/en-gb/support/games/discord-voice-chat/

see

[fossil citrus]

someone tell me if he says yes or not

[dry monolith]

can i have some

[dry monolith]

same

[half compass]

HE LEFT

[fossil citrus]

lemme think about it

[dry monolith]

NOOOOO

[simple drift]

bro left

[fossil citrus]

rip

[dry monolith]

shows over

[half compass]

this is tragic

[fossil citrus]

@dense iron come back…

[red hinge]

oops

[dry monolith]

Ionut we miss you

[simple drift]

netz killed the vc

[chilly bear]

#public-mod-logs message

[simple drift]

smh

[dry monolith]

translate the recordings

[thick tapir]

stop talking to little kids

[red hinge]

i have my soundboard set to inappropriate stuff

[chilly bear]

im 99% sure this guy got banned for recording vc.

[dry monolith]

What

[simple drift]

nothing in mod log

s

[fossil citrus]

the kid?

[dry monolith]

i recorded to show mods that he was a child

otherwise theres no other way of knowing

[simple drift]

just wang

[half compass]

he isnt finding his discord account

[dry monolith]

except the 2016 in ps name

[half compass]

no idea what bro is on about

[fossil citrus]

David Adrian 😭 😭

[dry monolith]

what

[fossil citrus]

his PS name

[half compass]

it's his linked ps name

yeah

[dry monolith]

oh yeah

[simple drift]

david adrian sounds like the name of a comment bot

on like youtube comments

[fossil citrus]

MY VIDEOS ARE BETTER THAN THIS SLOP!!! I HAVE VIOLENT VIDEOS IN MY CHANNEL

[dry monolith]

https://www.youtube.com/@davidadrianX

[half compass]

never have i ever had to translate the words of a 10 year old child in an rjb vc

[fossil citrus]

oh my gid😭

[red hinge]

i hate this server

[half compass]

the state of r/jailbreak general

[simple drift]

🔥 Skibidi

[dry monolith]

WHAT THE FUCK SNAPCAHT KEYBOARD ON IOS

WTF IS THIS

[simple drift]

what

[dry monolith]

why does it need full access

[half compass]

this clearly isnt him bro

[dry monolith]

i know i was joking

[simple drift]

ew

[half compass]

SNAPCHAT

[simple drift]

thats so grim

[versed basin]

Goated

[dry monolith]

it copies the sticker and makes you paste it manually wtf

[dry monolith]

Kate looks like the 67 kid confirmed

[half compass]

SON 😭

Why he looking at me like that

[simple drift]

[simple drift]

tragically

[red hinge]

i went outside to smoke and there's a middle aged woman staring at me like im some weird creature

[simple drift]

i’m less ugly than the 67 kid

[red hinge]

you're just as bad

[dry monolith]

Lets see

[simple drift]

no

i’m not showing my face to rjb general

[dry monolith]

Dm

[simple drift]

no

[dry monolith]

Bruh

Fuck you

[simple drift]

no thanks

[dry monolith]

just kidding

idc

[chilly bear]

i can send it

[simple drift]

i just don’t wanna take a photo of myself

[red hinge]

welcome to the gang of i-hate-myself

[simple drift]

yes yes

[ruby copper]

Gm

[simple drift]

ok im removing the snapchat keyboard

[red hinge]

hi mineek

[simple drift]

gm

[red hinge]

cigarettes are the best invention known to mankind

[simple drift]

YES

i love smoking

[red hinge]

buddy o pal you're like 16

[simple drift]

im 18

[red hinge]

fair

don't smoke

[dry monolith]

smoking is Bad

[chilly bear]

unc

[coral fog]

i saw this in my ai generated reddit stories

[simple drift]

ive been a nicotine addict since the age of 14

[red hinge]

i only smoke because i get stressed

[dry monolith]

ive never smoked

[thick tapir]

MFER

[simple drift]

its an acquired taste

[thick tapir]

no school tomorrow imma kms

[simple drift]

wait

snapchat keyboard

can i use my custom snapchat stickers

ok i need to remove this keyboard asap

[red hinge]

imagine not having clove cigarettes

[terse elbow]

That seems on brand for Tahoe's calculator actually

[simple drift]

cooked

this is why i downgraded to sequoia

it

just

works

[red hinge]

downgrade to catalina

[ruby copper]

Bro replied to a message from 4 hours ago

[red hinge]

it just works

[terse elbow]

[red hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/997036669976989777/1438240817348218920/twitter_1988462654235807801.gif

[red hinge]

why are you using a 91W adapter on a macbook air

[simple drift]

it came with it

so why not

[red hinge]

the wonderful world of M1

[simple drift]

it never pulls more than 40

[red hinge]

M2 came with a 30W one

[simple drift]

i got it used the seller gave me it not apple

its a knockoff of the apple one

[red hinge]

enjoy house fire

[simple drift]

its been very reliable over the last year

[red hinge]

my 65W mophie GAN brick is literally smaller than apple's 30W adapter

[simple drift]

its a good quality knockoff

[stark spruce]

look at my cool tower

[simple drift]

sticks out the wall like a tumor

[red hinge]

65W

my usb-c cable is the baseus unbreakable series

[cyan sorrel]

18.7.4 is out for iPad 7

should I upgrade from 15?

[radiant hollow]

how much is that?

[simple drift]

why is it so fat

[red hinge]

its rated for 100W and it can handle 5 people tugging

the connector is reinforced with metal

[hard comet]

this thing wants to kill itself or something, this has been running at 250% for like 3 hours...

[red hinge]

not expensive

i paid 5 bucks for it

straight from china

[radiant hollow]

no way

[red hinge]

i used my fair share of baseus accessories, and they're really good

[red hinge]

for you guys its like 35 bucks or summ

[simple drift]

that is overkill

[red hinge]

i like my cable to be indestructible

[radiant hollow]

it looks high quality, so i assumed it would be not cheap

[red hinge]

and it is

lol

[hard comet]

suspicious drop right after upgrading to tahoe

i cba to downgrade but im becoming a bigger hater everyday

[red hinge]

at least its not like russian roulette

ehm microsoft windows

[hard comet]

real

if i ever start using windows the aliens must have replaced me

[red hinge]

literally why im staying on 23h2

maybe until apps stop working

[simple drift]

worth it

[vocal plinth]

Oh easy vector

[red hinge]

the scheduling patch for AMD systems got backported to 23h2 also

and 24h2 MPO wreck havoc with nvidia and amd GPUs

its been over a year

they made a patch but it doesn't work

[untold helm]

Breaking notepad + terminal and fixing it by making computers not able to boot at all

troll

[red hinge]

yea but new AI features

OpenAI lost 3.2bn the last quarter of 2025 and I can't be more glad

[iron zinc]

tahoeui spotted

[red hinge]

they now resorted to selling AI earbuds

which should come in the 2nd quarter of 2026

[iron zinc]

???

[red hinge]

i am not making this up

[iron zinc]

didnt they make mac browser thing

already

[red hinge]

obviously they gotta do everything they can

[iron zinc]

with like way too much OS specific dumbass code because they didnt wanna edit chromium

[red hinge]

every mac application ever

Arc for windows is a steaming pile of hot shit

[iron zinc]

Lol

Arc is a steaming pile of hot shit

better sentence

[red hinge]

i think they used WinUI 3 to draw the UI instead of just using chromium itself

honestly it looks more like they modified edge source code

[simple drift]

wtf is kernel_task even

ho

[red hinge]

you're not on tahoe

ofc it doesn't appear

[iron zinc]

beautiful ui

you love to see it

[simple drift]

yes i am wym

[hard comet]

idk

just one more dongle bro

[red hinge]

https://www.entrepreneur.com/science-technology/the-ai-power-shift-every-founder-needs-to-prepare-for/501689
so they're planning to run them locally after raising component costs to the sky

[simple drift]

smh

[red hinge]

i hate AI

[terse elbow]

It's just what the task manager calls the resources that are used by the XNU kernel.

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1462458858730553344/1465752056685138072/togif.gif

[red hinge]

my mom, who is a teacher, got forced to include AI in her classes

[iron zinc]

I like AI tbh, I hate to say it

I used to be a large hater but it's really good now

[simple drift]

yes but wtf is it doing

[terse elbow]

Cringe

[iron zinc]

I hate the politics and impact of it tho

[hard comet]

wait…

[red hinge]

they didn't tell how to do it, they only told her to use it

[terse elbow]

kernel stuff

[red hinge]

[winter meadow]

Why

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265636854431219772/1297946528643809385/silly.gif

[simple drift]

son

[red hinge]

the hype

and brainless people

[simple drift]

lots of schools have

its stupid

[hard comet]

what if i plug this in

[untold helm]

Can it charge phone

[simple drift]

try it

[hard comet]

very good question

[iron zinc]

They call this the DACAD

[winter meadow]

My school doesn’t have iPads yet

lol

[hard comet]

not plugging it into my monitor

[terse elbow]

I found a reddit thread claiming that dynamic wallpapers cause high kernel_task CPU usage.

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-stare-gif-18177876402917143905

[red hinge]

it'll just function as a regular usb-c to usb-a

i tried it

[simple drift]

interesting

[red hinge]

sorry for spoiling

[hard comet]

just plugged it into my phone and got asked if i’m connecting headphones

ofc

[hard comet]

does not work for me

[red hinge]

[hard comet]

not sure if the ipod shuffle 4 cable is real

[muted shuttle]

i just now realized my steam guard broke on my 17PM so i'm trying to readd it and it just wont work

[red hinge]

lightning fuckaroo

[muted shuttle]

i love steam

[hard comet]

perhaps that’s why but idk

[red hinge]

good, can i buy ur account

[muted shuttle]

Absolutely not

❌

[red hinge]

i'll paid 2 bucks for it

and a netz stamp of approval

[terse elbow]

That shouldn't be true, I think lightning is technically incompatible with USB

[red hinge]

which is priceless

[red hinge]

yea uh i didn't look at it closely

[terse elbow]

Oh

[red hinge]

lightning requires an IC embedded in every connectors

[coarse wedge]

good, can i buy your phone

[hard comet]

no lightning, this is usb c to 3.5mm jack plugged into the ipod shuffle 4 charging cable

[red hinge]

and it needs to draw 2V over the data lines

for no reason at all

[iron zinc]

seriously

[red hinge]

thanks apple

[terse elbow]

Okay that not only isn't going to work but also might start a fire.

[red hinge]

you can just crack open any lightning cable you have

there's the IC

[muted shuttle]

An error occurred trying to handle that request. Please give us a few minutes and try again.

bro

[iron zinc]

lets flash back to the notched USB A connector they made

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[iron zinc]

Will do later

[coarse wedge]

ayo wang gimme a car

[red hinge]

yea that's dumb as fuck

[red hinge]

no.

[hard comet]

was fine 😭

just didn’t work

is discord just slow for me orrrr

[coarse wedge]

fuck you

[iron zinc]

false it's actually peak design and function

[red hinge]

please dm a racial slur to @muted shuttle and i'll reconsider

[terse elbow]

Are you sure it "just didn't work"? It probably fried your DAC

[coarse wedge]

speaking wang chaunfu of did any of yall fetch the ip of the wang chaunfu guy

[hard comet]

let me test

[red hinge]

192.168.1.1

[coarse wedge]

is it ari or another braindead guy

[red hinge]

oh so you want my ip?

[hard comet]

works

all good

[terse elbow]

I would strongly suggest not doing that again

[hard comet]

i will not

[terse elbow]

The iPod shuffle cable should never be plugged into anything other than an iPod shuffle.

[terse elbow]

The polarity of it is really weird.

[muted shuttle]

LMFAO

thank god i never delete screenshots

[red hinge]

sure thing, i will plug my cable into a speaker

[muted shuttle]

i was able to remove my steam guard because i took a screenshot of my recovery code like

2 years ago

[red hinge]

time to listen to a word document

[terse elbow]

That's not how it works

[hard comet]

it’s such weird cable lmao

[red hinge]

if you own the email address of your account then you can just contact steam support

[muted shuttle]

Did you not read the message

[hard comet]

also why did they not make it not fit into whatever else somehow

[muted shuttle]

I was able to remove my steam guard

[coarse wedge]

i fucking love this scene

[crisp saffron]

@muted shuttle can you go back to being a mod i keep thinking your mai

[coarse wedge]

yall

how do i transfer videos from my iphone

most are mov

my imac dont support it

also

my photos

[terse dome]

@muted shuttle pfp change wtf

[red hinge]

just saying

[terse elbow]

It really is. The 2nd and 3-4th gen versions have different pinouts and neither is particularly safe because of the way it just feeds 5VDC down the 3.5mm jack

[coarse wedge]

my mac doesnt let me move but just import (copy to the mac)

also

it doesnt categorize shit

its all one big fucking mess

[red hinge]

a diode solves the problem

[muted shuttle]

true

[hard comet]

does airdrop not work

[hard comet]

skull

[coarse wedge]

dawg i have a 2008 imac 😭

[hard comet]

…

[coarse wedge]

i aint got fucking money for anything new

pure goddamn luck it can even access anything

its on el capitan

[hard comet]

i see

2008 is crazy though, that shit is only two years younger than me 😭

can my discord stop killing itself every 30 seconds please

ty

[red hinge]

still usable for every tasks

[coarse wedge]

but has insane speakers

[red hinge]

(legacy update server)

[hard comet]

claude has been thinking for over 5 minutes now

what are you even doing

other than burning tokens

[iron zinc]

I'll call its mom, dont worry

[hard comet]

was i too mean?

[red hinge]

look at the thinking process

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1462458858730553344/1465752056685138072/togif.gif

[red hinge]

you will have a clue

[hard comet]

if i stop responding it has ordered a hit on me

[hard comet]

nothing

just like my head

average vibecoder

[red hinge]

i mean at least claude doesn't go depressed like gemini

[hard comet]

lmao true

[red hinge]

i have so much in gemini quota

yet i use chatgpt every day

[hard comet]

gemini constantly thought i was angry at it and i was being so nice 😭

[red hinge]

gemini cannot write a latex document

[hard comet]

i use claude and chatgpt everyday, sue me

[red hinge]

neither do i, so i keep going back and forth

[hard comet]

claude doesn’t do that very well for me either

[hard comet]

REAL

[red hinge]

turns out gemini doesn't put a backslash before &

[simple drift]

if i ever use ai for anything its chatgpt.com free or claude opus 4.5

[red hinge]

so it crap out

[hard comet]

ok we’re getting close to 10 minutes

i think it has killed itself or something

holy shit it didn’t

wtf did it do for ten minutes

[simple drift]

https://www.reddit.com/r/turntables/comments/1qomyo1/rapid_spinning_issue_any_ideas/

[fervent dove]

I hate reddit but here you go

[hard comet]

literally started right on the 10 minutes mark

[red hinge]

spamming "i hate this guy"

[hard comet]

i tell it its approach isn’t sufficient, and it doubles down on it after 10 minutes

agi is never happening

[red hinge]

claude is great until "you hit your message limit"

[hard comet]

real

[teal bramble]

real

[wise raft]

who so you guys suggest getting the mac mini storage upgrade module from

[teal bramble]

sorry wrong account

[hard comet]

managed to do it in one prompt before

wasn’t even that crazy

$20 sub

[red hinge]

geekom

[hard comet]

no i won’t route my whole network traffic through proxyman all day every day claude 😭

[wise raft]

they dont sell storage modules ?

[red hinge]

get their mini PC instead

[wise raft]

no..

[red hinge]

and then you can upgrade with a normal M.2 SSD

[wise raft]

minisforum better than that shit

even for minipcs

[red hinge]

they're equal anyway

[wise raft]

no minisforum make motherboard

yur stupid geeks dont

[red hinge]

one motherboard... and it doesn't have a socket...

[hard comet]

claude just recommended me to jailbreak my phone

we’ve come full circle

[red hinge]

holy goated

ask it how to jailbreak ios 26

[hard comet]

real

do i run a python script from claude on my iphone without checking it

[undone moon]

ios 26.2.1 is out

[red hinge]

yes!

[undone moon]

half a gigabyte for just airtag support 🥶

[versed sun]

I got a notification from over a a few weeks ago?

[dry monolith]

i have obtained some american tablets somehow

i have 3

who wants one

[red hinge]

im bored

join vc

[versed sun]

Wdym American tablets

[dry monolith]

Onn brand

walmart

[versed sun]

No

[dry monolith]

i’m in the Uk

[red hinge]

expected

isn't that tablet like 20 bucks

[dry monolith]

idk i got 3 for free

[ruby copper]

Guys I would like to let you all know that @muted shuttle just abused her perms

[muted shuttle]

No i didnt

[ruby copper]

She moved the position of #general in the side bar.

[muted shuttle]

I DIDNT MEAN TO

[red hinge]

MODS

[muted shuttle]

😭

its fine it's back to normal ....

[ruby copper]

Guys

I just invented a new emote

Fr Vomit.

[red hinge]

join vc fr

im bored

[muted shuttle]

"I"

you mean KETO

@desert cairn Keto made this abomination. How do you feel.

@stekc

@polar python

[ruby copper]

I prompted it bro

[muted shuttle]

oh ok

[ruby copper]

Prompt engineer over here

[flat mulch]

Try to port iPadOS on it 😂

[muted shuttle]

Hi night.

[alpine chasm]

Proof? I will report her ASAP and undo that promotion error.

[muted shuttle]

No proof

[flat mulch]

And soon you will have a convincing fake iPad 😂😂

[red hinge]

please

[muted shuttle]

im hungry...

[alpine chasm]

Salutations fake Mai

[muted shuttle]

wtf

Im not fake mai im just maxine

[red hinge]

hi mai

[alpine chasm]

Your pfp says otherwise

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/678664169020457019/1365491466012590163/sch0omp_-_1898466783037948158.gif

[alpine chasm]

I got no power rn

Some construction company took down a light pole

[polar python]

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1462458858730553344/1465752056685138072/togif.gif

[split nimbus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1462458858730553344/1465752056685138072/togif.gif

[low mortar]

Chicken nuggies

[simple drift]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1462458858730553344/1465752056685138072/togif.gif

[simple drift]

upf slop

smh

[simple drift]

straight spinach leaves

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/kfc-tenders-kentucky-fried-chicken-fast-food-gif-26996459

[untold helm]

Make one a dashboard for something

[ruby copper]

Hm

I'm hungry now

I wish I wasn't allergic to apples

[red hinge]

where is da nuggies

[red hinge]

what

[alpine chasm]

Smh now i want kfc

[red hinge]

do

you

mean

how could one be allergic to apples

[split nimbus]

me too

a boneless bucket

sounds good rn

[true plover]

Bro what

[simple drift]

ku: for what
gurt: yo

[red hinge]

yogurt

[dry monolith]

these tablets were imported by walmart in 2019

[dry monolith]

maybe

one of them is scratched up ewaste the others seem fine

idk what’s going on with this one

[gleaming karma]

@chrome solar thank you for reacting

it really means a lot to me

[untold helm]

It’s struggling to boot

[onyx urchin]

@hexed lily https://x.com/jahtalksmusic/status/2016237922119495884?s=46

Jah Talks Music (@JahTalksMusic)

Multiple J. Cole freestyles seemed to have been uploaded and then quickly taken down today 👀

And tomorrow is January 28th, which is his birthday. We were anticipating a surprise drop and thought it’d be “It’s A Boy”, but i’ll take some freestylesssss 🔥

X · Jan 27, 2026, 7:52 PM

[dry monolith]

yeah i’m not sure why i can do then

i could try

idk

connect to my laptop and play around

idk

can i get into recovery

[untold helm]

You can try

[dry monolith]

idk what a combo would be

[untold helm]

google

[dry monolith]

all of these tutorials start from in the os

[untold helm]

“Hardware button combo”

[dry monolith]

yeah nothings showing up im just gonna try holding random buttons

wait i fear it’s a power issue

i hear the speaker popping on and off

[untold helm]

Try turning it on plugged into power

[dry monolith]

it’s been plugged in this whole time

[untold helm]

Hm

[dry monolith]

i could try leave it plugged in overnight

this thing probably hasn’t been charged in years i guess

[gusty hedge]

@desert cairn @crisp saffron there has got to be a better way to do command handling in djs

discord.py is SO much better for this

wtf do you mean i cant listen for modals WITHIN my command

i have to add an event listener in my bot.ts file ???

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/marvelstudios/status/2016164541827330424?s=46 oh holy shit it actually looks peak this time

Marvel Studios (@MarvelStudios)

Time to dance with the Devil.
Marvel Television’s #DaredevilBornAgain Season 2 premieres March 24 only on @DisneyPlus.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 27, 2026, 3:00 PM

[dry monolith]

hold on

i found some "drivers" for this

i might have to whip out the windows laptop and try

It allows windows PC to detect MediaTek phones on various flash tools (like SP Flash Tool) to flash files or make other changes. It comes in handy when a MediaTek phone is in a boot loop or stuck at the boot logo, then you can easily connect your phone to pc, and it will be detected.

[crisp saffron]

Hey you can load events

[gusty hedge]

in discord.py

if i have a method to handle /tags add

which creates a modal

i can wait for the response within the command

in djs i can't do that

i can display a modal but then i cant wait for the response

[simple drift]

what is that

[dry monolith]

an android tablet that is stuck

[simple drift]

stuck?

recovery?

[gusty hedge]

so i have to cache the data that i already had, and then soemwhere ELSE in an event listener i need to retrieve that data once the user submits the modal

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ??

[dry monolith]

its just

not loading

screen flashes then off

but its being detected

so i think

i can try reflash somehow

i also have another tablet running some custom version for the chip

so im gonna try dump os

just so i can try mod it

[crisp saffron]

Oh i seeee

[simple drift]

hold vol up and home button (if there is one) and power

[crisp saffron]

But surely the interaction in the event has the modal data

[dry monolith]

it doesnt do anything

its fucked

im gonna try some stuff on windows

[simple drift]

can you take the battery out

[dry monolith]

with it plguged in

[gusty hedge]

it has the modal data but not the data i submitted when i used the slash command

[dry monolith]

not without taking it apart

[crisp saffron]

[simple drift]

is there a way you can log what adb sees when you plug it in

[crisp saffron]

I'm confused about this whole flow

oh

[dry monolith]

its not even getting into android

its showing the name of the chip

[crisp saffron]

so the tag name and image need to be cached

[dry monolith]

not even the device

[simple drift]

hm

[crisp saffron]

@gusty hedge why not just do all of this in the modal

[gusty hedge]

im gonna ask chatgpt.

[dry monolith]

so im gonna try install whatever these drivers are on windows and use some flash tool maybe

[simple drift]

how does one interface with old mediatek arm chip

[gusty hedge]

@crisp saffron

Never mind.

[crisp saffron]

You overthought it didnt you

[gusty hedge]

Yeah.

actually no

[crisp saffron]

Whats the solution

[gusty hedge]

https://discordjs.guide/legacy/interactions/modals

this guide sucks

[ashen basin]

Forgot that wonder man releases tonight lol

[gusty hedge]

      const modalInteraction = await interaction.awaitModalSubmit({
        filter: (i) => i.customId === modalCustomId && i.user.id === interaction.user.id,
        time: 5 * 60 * 1000, // 5 minutes
      });

[crisp saffron]

What the fuck

[gusty hedge]

    await interaction.showModal(modal);

    try {
      // Wait for modal submission (5 minute timeout)
      const modalInteraction = await interaction.awaitModalSubmit({
        filter: (i) => i.customId === modalCustomId && i.user.id === interaction.user.id,
        time: 5 * 60 * 1000, // 5 minutes
      });

compare that to this

im tired

goodbye

[dry monolith]

Idk

[crisp saffron]

oh yeah this guide is fucking useless

[gusty hedge]

i cant find a better one

[crisp saffron]

other bots.

[split nimbus]

    await interaction.showModal(modal);

    try {
      // Wait for modal submission (5 minute timeout)
      const modalInteraction = await interaction.awaitModalSubmit({
        filter: (i) => i.customId === modalCustomId && i.user.id === interaction.user.id,
        time: 5 * 60 * 1000, // 5 minutes
      });

[gusty hedge]

i miss discord.py man

their docs were so good

too bad it's python

[half compass]

https://dpp.dev

tap in

[gusty hedge]

c++

hell naw

[crisp saffron]

go

rust

[gusty hedge]

what about netcord

c#

[crisp saffron]

ewwwwwwww

[gusty hedge]

I could get behind this

[split nimbus]

@gusty hedge do u still have the lego r2 d2

[dry monolith]

im installing some dodgy shit onto this laptop

[iron zinc]

Lol I hate these collectors

[gusty hedge]

I have it but

[iron zinc]

most modals are static and should be able to be submitted forever

[gusty hedge]

i dropped its head while i was moving

and i havent bothered reassembling it yet

[split nimbus]

wow..

[gusty hedge]

this is ridiculous

[split nimbus]

headless r2

[wicked surge]

oooo gir is getting a rewrite?

[split nimbus]

yes it’ll be called ottergir

[chilly bear]

girrewriterewrite

[wicked surge]

girdance

[dry monolith]

yeah ggs

[wicked surge]

and it will be run on docker

[iron zinc]

erm what are you stuck with

do you know how basic interaction collection works?

it’s just an event

[dry monolith]

ive just cooked that laptop for sure

what the fuck

[gusty hedge]

I get it now but I just don't like the way djs doesn't give you a framework for commands

[split nimbus]

how is the gf bro,

[gusty hedge]

she is very fine we just had a very lovely weekend together where we sat in bed all day and binge watched a series and ate good food, it was so so nice

how's the WIFE

[iron zinc]

Yeah I made one for this exact reason lol

[gusty hedge]

DID YOU NOW.

[iron zinc]

I can show you the code if you’d like to design your own

[gusty hedge]

yes pls

[split nimbus]

WOW!!! so good to hear!!

wife is great !!!

[wicked surge]

i wish i could code as good as slim

[iron zinc]

Allow me some time

[gusty hedge]

IM NOT GOOD!

[split nimbus]

we went to Amsterdam last weekend and had 2 fights : (

[iron zinc]

Fake you just gotta lock in

[wicked surge]

LIES!

[split nimbus]

just ask ChatGPT like slim

[wicked surge]

[gusty hedge]

oh no :(

what happened

us we also fight over stupid thing

[simple drift]

[dry monolith]

yeah this tablet is cooked

its bootlooping like crazy

[ruby copper]

[simple drift]

[iron zinc]

vc?

[iron zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/free-smiley-faces-de-bleh-tongue-out-make-face-gif-16168745

[simple drift]

rate the app selection chat

[iron zinc]

whats the NAS app

lol

helium user is good tho

[simple drift]

ugreen nas

its a straight ripoff of synology's app

but its decent

[iron zinc]

nice

would rn be a good or bad time to buy a nas and storage lol

cuz I need media server

and immich

[half compass]

Asalamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh how are you doing my brother I hope everything of going well (Alhamdulillah) I here to tell you earlier because I think that’s better is about the holy months for the ummah 🕋
which is on the way coming in sha Allah brother we will need bag of onion 20liter of cooking oil bag of and lot of vegetables and dates which can serve us for the whole month of Ramadan and brother always know that I’m trying my best in my life to make a dua for you anytime I pray because the support hand you share with us maybe for you is small but me and my family sees it big through meeting you brother I always thank Allah SWT for the connections may Allah put more barakah in it and reward you for every single help you share with you beautiful heart peace be with you always may Allah SWT bless you abundantly as he (Allah) the hand that give shall never he is the best of provider May Allah multiply you every single deed you do your past Ramadan and the next

[iron zinc]

Asalamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuh how are you doing my brother I hope everything of going well (Alhamdulillah) I here to tell you earlier because I think that’s better is about the holy months for the ummah 🕋
which is on the way coming in sha Allah brother we will need bag of onion 20liter of cooking oil bag of and lot of vegetables and dates which can serve us for the whole month of Ramadan and brother always know that I’m trying my best in my life to make a dua for you anytime I pray because the support hand you share with us maybe for you is small but me and my family sees it big through meeting you brother I always thank Allah SWT for the connections may Allah put more barakah in it and reward you for every single help you share with you beautiful heart peace be with you always may Allah SWT bless you abundantly as he (Allah) the hand that give shall never he is the best of provider May Allah multiply you every single deed you do your past Ramadan and the next

[simple drift]

WHAT

[narrow crown]

siri is ass so unless they plan on making siri work

[half compass]

TURTLE SCUTE

[narrow crown]

its not happening

[half compass]

I GOT A TURTLE SCUTE

[simple drift]

they are

adding gemini

to it

so

[narrow crown]

??

is more ai slop reall gonna help

[simple drift]

i mean

gemini assistant on android is really good

so

probably

[iron zinc]

how has siri always been horrible

it's impressive

[simple drift]

what

[dense valve]

appleblox (custom roblox launcher) , bbedit (text editor) , bambu studio (3d printer app)

[iron zinc]

Liberal wolf spotted

[dense valve]

yes

[dry monolith]

appleblox

i love

[simple drift]

nerd

[simple drift]

roblox in the big 2026

[dense valve]

I know

[leaden ledge]

Knock knock

[true plover]

Goo goo ga ga

[leaden ledge]

[true plover]

https://tenor.com/view/wrapping-googoogaga-santa-jumpscare-gif-14031856016908777690

[proven moss]

I'm gonna black out on xanax and go on a blind date

[leaden ledge]

Lessgoooooooo

But also

[true plover]

🫩🥀

[leaden ledge]

Stay safe lol

[true plover]

I mean

Whatever gets you bitches ig

[thick tapir]

im scared

[proven moss]

I need to get laid

[true plover]

What

Illegal

[proven moss]

I look god but im. A nervous wreck

[thick tapir]

idk what mod added that 😭

[true plover]

That is

ILLEGAL

[dry monolith]

The walmart app isnt loading

[iron zinc]

Thats your sign to not give them money

[true plover]

Fr

[iron zinc]

(You're welcome) -walmart CEO

[true plover]

Mmm sushi sounds good

[iron zinc]

true

[true plover]

It’s been forever since I’ve had sushi

[dry monolith]

Im not its just on this tablet

[thick tapir]

wtf the mod only exists on 1.7.10 🥀

[leaden ledge]

Same 😭😭😭

[true plover]

Or just some sashimi is good too

Mmmmmmm

Salmon

[iron zinc]

There's a store near me that has a tiny sushi corner with a chef who makes it fresh

[leaden ledge]

You’re making me hungy

[iron zinc]

I always go there cuz it's great

[true plover]

Omg

[true plover]

Sorry

I just got off work

And forgot to make lunch

lol

[thick tapir]

holy cursed

[iron zinc]

@true plover bro did you have loves sushi in your bio already

[true plover]

Yes

[iron zinc]

lolol

[true plover]

It was “men are hot sushi taste good”

It was that way since I’ve made this account lol

[iron zinc]

sushi is peak

[leaden ledge]

My pansexual ass can relate lol

[narrow crown]

based tbh