general

[gusty hedge]

subhanallah she is fired

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[untold helm]

I came back and I realized peace was restored

[muted shuttle]

I hope not.

I enjoy my job as an r/Jailbreak Moderator.

[gusty hedge]

Job

[untold helm]

This is misinfo

You are not a mod

[muted shuttle]

Whatever you wanna call it then.

[jaunty garnet]

r/Jailbreak genius

[muted shuttle]

Aaron is gaslighting me by saying I still have the role.

[untold helm]

Because you do

https://theonion.com/police-repeatedly-shoot-tim-cook-after-mistaking-iphone-1824184361/

[gusty hedge]

Is thsi real?

[iron zinc]

um yes

are you even looking at your screen?

how could they fake an image like that

[ashen basin]

Source tells me Tim is stable.

Please god

[dense valve]

🔥

what version of gir is this on

[dry monolith]

New pfp AGAIN

[muted shuttle]

gir 6-7

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[desert cairn]

Seen before you

[dense valve]

Die

[muted shuttle]

Hey

@Moderation

Anyone wanna handle this

[dense valve]

[polar python]

No

[muted shuttle]

Ok

Mods

[dense valve]

Dammit I wasn't quick enough to ss

[polar python]

I think we should use MEE6.

[velvet zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/eas-weather-alert-skywatcher-winter-storm-warning-gif-10344596713501469501

[obtuse ruin]

nothing was filtered so nothing was against the rules

you need the .

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/688121419980341282/1465097277847638156/togif.gif

Goddd

[desert cairn]

Mods he said the hard r

[velvet zenith]

togif.gif

[obtuse ruin]

togif.gif 🗣️

[velvet zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1450881328190066949/speed.gif

[jaunty garnet]

caption.gif 🗣️

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1459942067500355817/togif.gif

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Hey filter bypass

[desert cairn]

Goy slop

[dense valve]

?

[polar python]

Theres no msg there

Useless ping

[velvet zenith]

Error
Failed to catalog app correctly

[obtuse ruin]

what was said

[polar python]

Nice job maxine

[velvet zenith]

sudo: a terminal is required to read the password; either use the -S option to read from standard input or configure an askpass helper

[jaunty garnet]

@muted shuttle Wang Chuanfu

[polar python]

it is ok no worries my friend

[muted shuttle]

Bradley sent a file with an abbreviation that is against the server rules.

[dense valve]

Maxine said a bad word and snitched on herself

[desert cairn]

the ais lied

[obtuse ruin]

claude remove useless files from my drive

make no mistakes

[velvet zenith]

The huuh

[jaunty garnet]

gemini >

[desert cairn]

AI

[obtuse ruin]

ahh makes sense

[desert cairn]

Warning: --ignore-dependencies is an unsupported Homebrew developer option!

Adjust your PATH to put any preferred versions of applications earlier in the

PATH rather than using this unsupported option!

[velvet zenith]

Remember to run as dangerously bypass permissions

👍

[obtuse ruin]

always

[dense valve]

--no-preserve-root

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith im gonna install ts manually

dont care

[obtuse ruin]

tihmstar bars

[dense valve]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/google_antigravity/comments/1p82or6/google_antigravity_just_deleted_the_contents_of/

[jaunty garnet]

what the fuck is google antigravity

[dense valve]

ai ide

[jaunty garnet]

just use vscode

[polar python]

google slop

[onyx urchin]

loool

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[dry monolith]

Hello.

[thick tapir]

i really wanna buy the nothing headphones

[dry monolith]

get them

i’ve seen so many people with them

especially in the fashion community

because of their

unique look i guess

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Hey

It fixed itself.

[spark gale]

hi

[muted shuttle]

Hey

[spark gale]

oh nice

[muted shuttle]

It broke itself.

[spark gale]

make up your mind

refresh your client again perhaps

[muted shuttle]

uh huh

Yup just did

[spark gale]

that was too fast

your status didnt change

[obtuse ruin]

multiple devices maybe

[spark gale]

mods alting

[muted shuttle]

my client reloads super fast due to Apple Silicon.

[dense valve]

Wtf

[muted shuttle]

I just did it again.

Hey look it fixed itself.

[dense valve]

Maxine mod back

[hot cargo]

hey, monopolygo hack for ios exist?

[muted shuttle]

@polar python Hey

[red hinge]

so you use an A10 Fusion

why is it fast

[muted shuttle]

m2 pro

[obtuse ruin]

everyone brbnbsbss2 to celebrate

[muted shuttle]

brbnbsbss2

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif

[polar python]

:/

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189739986707288154/1447263565668024492/brbnbsbss2.gif?ex=6977963a&is=697644ba&hm=884833fc10f0a517a8935f514db1bec1155bcb2c8b44a01fcb823579c635ea53&

[red hinge]

wtf aaron strip maxine mod

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1465069659261894718/IMB_0ZyGtq.gif

[obtuse ruin]

wtf blue

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1465069659261894718/IMB_0ZyGtq.gif?ex=6977c3f2&is=69767272&hm=a4e037b71011da884fc55811f03cc2820aaf1e75afff66a5c53c6c8b2d860602&

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale hey i think they broke the patch again

[dense valve]

blue maxine

[hot cargo]

hey, monopolygo hack for ios exist?

[muted shuttle]

my role color is blue now

[spark gale]

that is very odd

[obtuse ruin]

yeah mods please fix

:/

[dense valve]

change server name

[red hinge]

mods plz fix by banning icraze

[muted shuttle]

oh hahahaha check this out

@zinga

[dense valve]

(joke)

[muted shuttle]

@lone locust Hey

[obtuse ruin]

@spark gale can i get verified

[jaunty garnet]

maxine is a member plus

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle quick send a message in #politics

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Thank you Aaron.

I can no longer be bullied for being a red name.

[dense valve]

Wtf

@muted shuttle congrats on admin

[obtuse ruin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/883434439261171753/1465137067699863583/caption.webp?ex=697802b9&is=6976b139&hm=f09305d2534a4bc049e9701c5377412b1873b695ec9655b26d3491d7b5e00c25&=&animated=true

[muted shuttle]

Ty

[jaunty garnet]

any zefram users

[alpine chasm]

@spark gale this is a mistake

[muted shuttle]

yup

I can finally ping everyone.

[dense valve]

blue name maxine feels so odd

[polar python]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith @muted shuttle @copper night rjb ruined time to leave

[alpine chasm]

I will be waiting for my Admin Perms role. You know. In case Maxine goes rogue.

[polar python]

Wait

Can u ban nebula maxine

[red hinge]

hey @alpine chasm can you demote maxine? she does not deserve it

[alpine chasm]

I literally cannot

[muted shuttle]

One day I'm gonna accidentally ping everyone forgetting im admin

[dense valve]

it warns you

[polar python]

Hey aaron do u see this

[red hinge]

@everyone

[alpine chasm]

Fastest demote ever

[polar python]

Potential admin abuse

In general

[red hinge]

Potential admin abuse

[obtuse ruin]

@muted shuttle hey type this if you hate french people

@everyone

[jaunty garnet]

do it

[manic tulip]

Yeah we'll bully you for being a blue name instead

[obtuse ruin]

well

[muted shuttle]

God I hate french people

[obtuse ruin]

you did it wrong idiot

[desert cairn]

@everyone

@muted shuttle Fuck you. Bitch

[manic tulip]

God I forgot about zefram

[muted shuttle]

Rule 1

[manic tulip]

I should ping captinc about it

[alpine chasm]

Great job Aaron. Now there are no red names minions to do the job. Just us lazy admins

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo they keep ruining this server bro

[desert cairn]

@desert cairn Yo they keep ruining this server bro

[muted shuttle]

Now that I'm admin I'm going to be lazy

[obtuse ruin]

@copper night

@copper night

@copper night

@copper night

[desert cairn]

@copper night

@copper night

@copper night

@copper night

[alpine chasm]

Are you getting the references now

[manic tulip]

Captinc I think you should release zefram

[red hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/nxs-cube-cornball-ball-corn-gif-2361257093465839159

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[obtuse ruin]

captinc bootloop https://github.com/captinc/WallpaperChanger/issues/1

[polar python]

Yikes. Thanks for reaching out. What code should I use instead?

[obtuse ruin]

There has not been much activity on this thread for awhile now, and I have not heard about nor discovered any new information since, so I'm going to close it. I still have not found the root cause, whatever it was. Perhaps it was a bug on Apple's part, who knows. ¯(ツ)/¯ If new information is found in the future, feel free to bring it up again.

[dense valve]

There has not been much activity on this thread for awhile now, and I have not heard about nor discovered any new information since, so I'm going to close it. I still have not found the root cause, whatever it was. Perhaps it was a bug on Apple's part, who knows. ¯(ツ)/¯ If new information is found in the future, feel free to bring it up again.

@muted shuttle did u know that u were gonna get admin the whole time

[ornate latch]

3 reacts only 😂 😂 😂 😭 😭 😭 😭 😂 😂

[polar python]

3 reacts only 😂 😂 😂 😭 😭 😭 😭 😂 😂

[alpine chasm]

Lmfao

[polar python]

I reacted

[obtuse ruin]

i forgot that channel exists

[dense valve]

I removed mine, back down to 3

[polar python]

Good idea i removed mine too

[ornate latch]

2 now

[dense valve]

1

😭

[ornate latch]

lmfao

[dense valve]

by maxine

[ornate latch]

and it's Maxine herself

yeah

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Remove ur react

[alpine chasm]

Thats sad

[obtuse ruin]

@manic tulip your mod->admin speedrun has been defeated

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[manic tulip]

No...

[alpine chasm]

Did it really?

[muted shuttle]

no fucking way

[manic tulip]

Maxine I fucking hate you

[alpine chasm]

I dont think so

[obtuse ruin]

hydrate numbers
#jailbreak message

9 months ish

[manic tulip]

@spark gale you couldn't have waited just a bit longer you bitch

[muted shuttle]

holy shit

[alpine chasm]

@muted shuttle please beat hydrate demotion record please

[muted shuttle]

how'd i do that

[polar python]

$5 to whichever admin clears reacts

[muted shuttle]

[lone locust]

Boo, worst admin.

[alpine chasm]

Ill send you my paypal

[dense valve]

LMAO

[polar python]

I dont have paypal thx for removing them tho

[alpine chasm]

Liar.

[polar python]

I dont i owe them like $200 i got scammed on ebay and i refuse to pay them back

[muted shuttle]

god this means i gotta get a job now

[dense valve]

someone react a thumbs down

[alpine chasm]

You can't selfhost this!

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Will you take $1.99 in starbucks gift card

[alpine chasm]

Done

[muted shuttle]

I have $3.53 left

[muted shuttle]

Guess what i can do now

[muted shuttle]

what the fuck

[dense valve]

Thx night

[muted shuttle]

Why do you have that much

[spark gale]

i dont even drink coffee

[muted shuttle]

[spark gale]

i won a lot of giftcards

[lone locust]

I made it 4

[alpine chasm]

.

[muted shuttle]

how

[spark gale]

dont worry about it

[lofty hound]

holy fuck get an espresso machine

[muted shuttle]

Thanks my #1 hater

[obtuse ruin]

did they use the same gift code algorithm as havoc

[spark gale]

[manic tulip]

Aaron is Starbucks #1 customer

[jaunty garnet]

the havoc of 24

[spark gale]

i do NOT drink coffee

[manic tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688122301975363591/1208635440677003284/caption.gif

[lone locust]

I will pay $2.99 a month to demote Maxine

[obtuse ruin]

fr though how the fuck did that happen

😭

[polar python]

snipe

[muted shuttle]

$150 in starbucks cards
doesn't drink coffee

[polar python]

thats aaron

[muted shuttle]

???

[jaunty garnet]

keto;snipe

[muted shuttle]

Wtf do you get there bro

[fervent dove]

It was 67 days ago. deleted a message

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-eeffoc-coffee-kirk-sip-gif-4020112974186077286

Message ID: 1465139773562945690 · Jan 26, 2026, 12:22 AM

[polar python]

keto;snipe

[muted shuttle]

Cake pops?

[manic tulip]

Starbucks doesn't just sell coffee

[spark gale]

its good for when i go on coffee dates

[manic tulip]

Thank god

Balls released

[muted shuttle]

(never)

[lofty hound]

the rest they sell is dogshit tho

[polar python]

YOU MATTER 🫶

[velvet zenith]

Yo can i get something

[muted shuttle]

U can get a knuckle sandwich

[spark gale]

i have a date this week (not starbucks)

[muted shuttle]

With siri?

[spark gale]

[dense valve]

?

[obtuse ruin]

how old is he @spark gale

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1459501265896865822/finally.gif

[alpine chasm]

@muted shuttle I have lost the ability to make you pink. Sorry.

[muted shuttle]

Must be grok ani because i refuse to believe an r/jailbreak owner would be going on a date irl.

[muted shuttle]

:(

[manic tulip]

@spark gale can I have admin perms to be able to bully maxine now

[muted shuttle]

wtf

@glacial valve Hey

[alpine chasm]

Same.

[vocal plinth]

@spark gale can I have admin perms to be able to bully maxine now

[glacial valve]

Where’s grindr

[dense valve]

@spark gale can I have admin perms to be able to bully maxine now

[alpine chasm]

Rick promoted to Admin Admin perms

[lofty hound]

apple fix your slow ass cdn

[glacial valve]

Oh no

[obtuse ruin]

wouldn't you like to know

[dense valve]

on your phone

[muted shuttle]

how'd i speedrun genius -> moderator -> administrator

[spark gale]

being chronically online

[glacial valve]

Slower than hydrate

[muted shuttle]

true...

[velvet zenith]

by being a fucking loser

Get a job

[glacial valve]

Fr

[dense valve]

truth nuke

[low mortar]

Being transgender idk

[muted shuttle]

however now that i have a car and can drive (for the most part) i'll have a job this year

i hope

[lofty hound]

how'd i longrun genius(forever)

[polar python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1450881328190066949/speed.gif

[velvet zenith]

Youre not making any attempt at getting a job

At all

[glacial valve]

Can drive ?????? No you cannot

[velvet zenith]

Youre just sitting and waiting

[manic tulip]

Holdup I need to post maxinedriving

[velvet zenith]

You have to do stuff for stuff to happen

[glacial valve]

Fr

[vocal plinth]

I should be <@&558709886397972481> by that metric

[obtuse ruin]

what a tweak

[polar python]

maxine cant get a job shes a rjb admin now u need to protect us from the car ceo guy and supertom

[manic tulip]

MaxineDriving

[muted shuttle]

Yeah because i want a job at this place i really like and im chill with the manager there

[obtuse igloo]

this might be a bit overkill for vr

[alpine chasm]

She has almost as many cases as nooka now

[lone locust]

DEI hire

[polar python]

why is ts in subreddit channelb ro

[fervent dove]

kittymaxine's case statistics

Top reasons

scam: 842
ads: 361
slurs: 87
troll: 75
filter bypass: 49

1864 total cases

[velvet zenith]

Yeah well i really wanted a job at bestbuy but i work at a grocery store

[manic tulip]

MaxineDriving.

[velvet zenith]

You cant always get what you want

[muted shuttle]

?? you don't even need fast internet for vr

[polar python]

off topic spam

smh

[lofty hound]

you are supposed to brake inside the car

[fervent dove]

nooka

Cases - 0 warn points

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[alpine chasm]

Oops

[polar python]

alexk

[alpine chasm]

Emma muted nooka wtf

[rich dune]

WHY maxine got admin now

[muted shuttle]

Cause apparently im too chronically online

[obtuse ruin]

aaron has to get dates somehow

[muted shuttle]

?

[lone locust]

So they can kill the Jailbreaking community further 💔

[low mortar]

Happens to the best of us

[glacial valve]

Fr

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper @obsidian chasm @deft sky @honest lynx

[low mortar]

Lmfao

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[chilly bear]

also @terse dome @low mortar @dense valve @jaunty garnet

[muted shuttle]

@ruby copper Hiii

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1360821766678642748/caption.gif

[rich dune]

@ruby copper Hiii

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Hey any mac rumors for this week

[dense valve]

Thx

[obtuse ruin]

macrumours

[manic tulip]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1169461256386785290/1296223383511502848/togif.gif

[dense valve]

Notice how maxine wasn't mentioned

[alpine chasm]

You need admin perms to ask that

[muted shuttle]

I can finally react with whatever I want in announcements.

[alpine chasm]

You can talk in there

[muted shuttle]

I know but thats boring

[wicked surge]

@muted shuttle congrats on becoming admin. remember when i said you would become admin soon? ya it happened

[low mortar]

You couldn’t before?

[muted shuttle]

nop

[muted shuttle]

Ty otterick

[manic tulip]

Oh god maxine can type in announcements

It's over

[glacial valve]

1f2003d5

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1382402000196730956/1404569347204321341/caption.gif

[dense valve]

turn on reactions for geniuses and above in public mod logs

[alpine chasm]

She has to do her first giveaway

[glacial valve]

Send Maxine driving in announcements no balls

[wicked surge]

cat girl announcements lol

[muted shuttle]

[manic tulip]

Tism

[alpine chasm]

Changing permissions other than what Aaron set is a big no no

[low mortar]

Heyyyyyy

[dense valve]

with permission from aaron

[manic tulip]

That reminds me I need to go archive all my gifs

[alpine chasm]

Aaron will say no

[manic tulip]

Since tenor is shutting down the api

[dense valve]

no

it's only search

[glacial valve]

What the fuck ?

[muted shuttle]

Do you actually have to do this wtf

[dense valve]

the gifs already there are fine

the search just stop being tenor

[manic tulip]

Yeah which basically won't work/discord will probably remove tenor favorites

[muted shuttle]

I hope not

[obtuse ruin]

yeah until google kills it for good

[muted shuttle]

I have too many good gifs in tenor.

[polar python]

there are no tenor favorites

[low mortar]

I doubt it

[manic tulip]

I'm gonna because I have so many 16player bangers

[polar python]

its any gif link

[low mortar]

^

[glacial valve]

The good ones are hosted on discord

[muted shuttle]

Yeah like the 16player drm keys

[low mortar]

Half of my favourites are discord cdn links

[glacial valve]

Not useful anyway

[obtuse ruin]

we should host them on captinc's cdn

[manic tulip]

Mfw they expire

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/scheiße-crying-emoji-wtf-realistic-germany-gif-5980525775054250083

[muted shuttle]

ru redacted 16player etc etc

[polar python]

No the client refreshes them

🤓

[obtuse ruin]

TGXTEAM

[glacial valve]

@jagged turret add gif hosting on bobashare

[manic tulip]

Shocking

[obtuse ruin]

DOT DEB

[manic tulip]

They used to expire

[lone gyro]

wait how do you get trollinstallerx on 12.5.7???

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1465000307691094322/pissedmuffin.gif

[polar python]

U can refresh them w a bot token too

[untold helm]

Meow

[dense valve]

you can't

[muted shuttle]

MUFFIN

[untold helm]

Happy Birthday!

[lone gyro]

yeah i figured 🙁

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1457322636093948079/IMG_0732.gif

[muted shuttle]

MUFFIN

[manic tulip]

Yooo muffin

[low mortar]

Rjb cat

[obtuse ruin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1169461256386785290/1260471536461287434/caption.gif

[manic tulip]

Muffin hiiii

[chilly bear]

HE IS BEING COMPRESSED SAVE HIM

[dense valve]

muffin

[alpine chasm]

Maxine blue looks wrong

[dense valve]

[lone gyro]

is ther anyway to install newer ios apps on 12.5.7???

[dense valve]

fr that's what i said

[glacial valve]

Where 1.1 tgxteam

[obtuse ruin]

it's okay it's lossless

[untold helm]

discord user @obtuse ruin

[untold helm]

Correct

[obtuse ruin]

not enough demand i guess

[dense valve]

use muffinstore to install older versions of the apps

[alpine chasm]

@hexed lily you are the only admin not online, show up

[glacial valve]

Could say the same for rune

[untold helm]

Who made Maxine a admin

[muted shuttle]

Soon I'll be pink. I will finally overthrow Aaron.

[lone gyro]

oooooooo wait okay imma look into this

tytytyty

[untold helm]

like she don’t even have access to all the channels

[glacial valve]

Make sure to unfilter slurs

[low mortar]

You’re probably taller (Aaron is short)

[alpine chasm]

She already could do that

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale how tall are you

[glacial valve]

Well do it already then

😭

[low mortar]

I swear he’s like 5’6

[untold helm]

4 foot 15

[thick tapir]

5 6 is not short

[muted shuttle]

what a TWINK

[desert cairn]

6'7"

[spark gale]

5 9

[thick tapir]

below 5 4 is short

[muted shuttle]

oh

[polar python]

6'7"

[muted shuttle]

he's taller than me

[glacial valve]

Jews are small

[untold helm]

❌

[low mortar]

Ha I could still overthrow Aaron

[alpine chasm]

What is that in non freedom units

[desert cairn]

How the fuck r u under 5'9

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[thick tapir]

most people are???

[muted shuttle]

i'm like 5'7 5'8 idk

[dense valve]

175.26 cm

[glacial valve]

5’9 =1,753 m

[alpine chasm]

I'm like 170 so Aaron is taller

[untold helm]

your 4 11 i don’t want to hear a peep

[low mortar]

I’m a tall bitch at 5’10 178cm

[obtuse ruin]

thats nearly 2km

[polar python]

For .toggle style (xAI Grok), we might use:

• Off: Brain with line
• On: Brain

[alpine chasm]

Although I haven't measured myself in like 10 years

[muted shuttle]

5.5774278215 feet

[desert cairn]

wide maybe

[obtuse ruin]

@classycar

[glacial valve]

Fr

[muted shuttle]

For my first administrator action

[hexed lily]

Had to put baby to sleep

[muted shuttle]

Freeing shepgoba

[obtuse ruin]

gm rick

[alpine chasm]

Unlurk yourself

[dense valve]

Good admin

[hexed lily]

Congrats Maxine!

[muted shuttle]

Ty rick!

[hexed lily]

Gm iCraze!

[alpine chasm]

Sidebar screenshot

[dense valve]

hi rick

[untold helm]

Make a channel for Jayy and Jayy only

[hexed lily]

https://tenor.com/view/gohine-hohino-no-hohineee-gohineee-gif-17792172174678204487

[glacial valve]

Bro probably won’t even join

[thick tapir]

no way theres states with an average height of 5'11

[dense valve]

jayy does not deserve special treatment

[low mortar]

Gm rick

[alpine chasm]

wtf.

[hexed lily]

Gm Amy!

[muted shuttle]

who placed that sign there

interesting.

[obtuse ruin]

it's pink so probably you.

[muted shuttle]

interesting.

[alpine chasm]

@split nimbus pinging administrators now doesn't alienate maxine

[low mortar]

Maxine is blue now

[muted shuttle]

I think I claimed it so surely you could just right click on it to see

[untold helm]

This server is ran by transgenders and jews

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1459942067500355817/togif.gif

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle unban shepgoba now.

[low mortar]

The world is run by furries

[obtuse ruin]

old screenshot

[muted shuttle]

shephoba

[muted shuttle]

hop on and check then

[hexed lily]

I’m neither tho…

[untold helm]

IT 🔥😛

[alpine chasm]

Anyways maxine has mod powers again I can take a break now

[alpine chasm]

I'm neither

[low mortar]

Not yet

[untold helm]

yet

[polar python]

Not yet

[glacial valve]

You’ve been a good goy

[alpine chasm]

I do kinda like a girl i know is jewish but hell nah i dont want religion

[low mortar]

Ur equally on the pipeline

[untold helm]

goy

[dense valve]

Hi

[untold helm]

I wonder what cursed shit would have it happen in order for me to become mod or genius

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1465144020262191268/image.png?ex=69780933&is=6976b7b3&hm=5c6abaa24910e2ca1d2567eb930486d5caee9d4a524679ba3cc4a19fbb54c6c3&

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1465144020262191268/image.png?ex=69780933&is=6976b7b3&hm=5c6abaa24910e2ca1d2567eb930486d5caee9d4a524679ba3cc4a19fbb54c6c3&

[low mortar]

My parents tried to raise me catholic

[glacial valve]

I will not do more pushes on the org

[muted shuttle]

Now that I'm admin I will be resetting my password every day so my token will change every day.

Anti hydrate

[alpine chasm]

I'm still pissed off @spark gale forgot to promote me for 3 months. I could've had the record

Literally had the votes just forgot to do it

[muted shuttle]

for 3 months??

[alpine chasm]

Yeah lmfao

[chilly bear]

why didn't you kill him?

[muted shuttle]

https://www.macrumors.com/2026/01/25/macbook-pro-two-upgrades-in-2026-rumor/

Yo

New mac rumour

[alpine chasm]

Same I was in a catholic school but that made me resent it

[muted shuttle]

Thanks aaron

[low mortar]

Haha real

I still blame God for building me wrong though

[obtuse ruin]

not mr p unfortunately

[muted shuttle]

Close enough

First up will be MacBook Pro models with M5 Pro and M5 Max chips, which should be coming soon. Then, the MacBook Pro is expected to receive a major redesign in late 2026 (but 2027 is still not fully ruled out), with rumored features including an OLED touch screen, a Dynamic Island, M6 Pro and M6 Max chips, a thinner design, and built-in cellular connectivity.

[vocal plinth]

Don't worry Night @spark gale has forgotten to promote me for 6 years now

[muted shuttle]

Eyes

m5 max

[low mortar]

Everytime I suffer a minor inconvenience it’s god punishing me

[muted shuttle]

I will strike you down bradley

I lied

Sorry

[alpine chasm]

Maxine do you fr want to join sub mods

[chilly bear]

@grok muffin this image.

[muted shuttle]

Sure

If moderating on apollo isn't a pain in the ass then i'm down

[chilly bear]

make it say " Bro i s on the team"

[low mortar]

This is just asking if you want to be a virgin forever

[dense valve]

wait

[alpine chasm]

I mean

She is a discord admin already

[obtuse ruin]

- the discord admin

[velvet zenith]

@polar python Can i buy your macbook

[muted shuttle]

@polar python Can i buy your macbook

[low mortar]

Reddit is worse

A lot worse

[simple drift]

fortunately *

[fervent dove]

kittymaxine

Level Statistics

Level

88

XP

1082389/1099440

Rank

25/511166

[muted shuttle]

wait

[velvet zenith]

So i dont have to do whatever this is

[glacial valve]

Who uses Reddit anyway

[polar python]

ur broke

[polar python]

ur broke

[muted shuttle]

holy shit i can finally use wordle here

[velvet zenith]

I have money

[muted shuttle]

Thanks aaron!

[velvet zenith]

Please bro

[alpine chasm]

No not really

[glacial valve]

indian

[polar python]

come to la ill sell it to u

[alpine chasm]

It doesnt work in chat

[muted shuttle]

Wdym

[velvet zenith]

Ship it

I cant come to la

[simple drift]

WAIT MAXINE IS AN ADMIN

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[simple drift]

EWWWWWWW

[polar python]

Notice how as soon as maxine gets admin she tries to break all the rules

[muted shuttle]

wtf

Why ew

[simple drift]

jk

hi

[velvet zenith]

fr

[glacial valve]

Fr

[muted shuttle]

No im just experimenting with my new powers

By launching wordle

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[alpine chasm]

Its the reason wordle is in our dms. I attempted to run it here and invite you but it just showed up in DMs

[glacial valve]

(None)

[simple drift]

now the only mod is habibi pluto

[muted shuttle]

@gusty hedge Whats it like being the only mod

[alpine chasm]

Slim has admin perms anyways

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo what macos is this

[low mortar]

Habibi is admin but without the blue name

[spark gale]

i should make a new role called Admin+ and give it to all admins besides maxine

[alpine chasm]

Slim can demote any of us anytime

[simple drift]

fake

[simple drift]

yes

[alpine chasm]

Go ahead

[muted shuttle]

god you find any way to bully me huh

[velvet zenith]

Fuckkk

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/994021841763053668/1248134500286861385/togif-1.gif

[desert cairn]

ye

[untold helm]

Aaron Jr/Lite role when?

[polar python]

open about this mac why u asking him lazy ass

[desert cairn]

this is just admin perms

[simple drift]

he should make himself the server owner according to gir and take over

[glacial valve]

Just demote Maxine

[muted shuttle]

:/

[velvet zenith]

I looked

[alpine chasm]

Why do you think gir is below moderators in role hierarchy. It was abused in the past

[velvet zenith]

I need a real mac

[polar python]

Ok buy one

[velvet zenith]

Please sell me your m4 air

[simple drift]

smh

[muted shuttle]

Mac mini bro

Mac mini is worth it

[untold helm]

Jailbreakbot

[muted shuttle]

Coming from a mac mini owner

[velvet zenith]

I will pay you extra money to ship it out

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-square-pants-i-dont-really-feel-like-it-sleeping-sleep-no-thanks-gif-5384362

[simple drift]

new pfp

[velvet zenith]

I dont listen to people like you

[simple drift]

mii

[muted shuttle]

Why

[dense valve]

ok i fixed it

[muted shuttle]

@crisp saffron Hi

[crisp saffron]

Ohhhhh look at me i want a claude imessage thing

[muted shuttle]

Hey still one thing to fix

[untold helm]

No it’s of me not you

[simple drift]

someone pin this

[velvet zenith]

No i just hate building this fucking app bro

[dense valve]

What

I know the guys face is like cut in half

[simple drift]

ha. ha.

[glacial valve]

No way instagram has auto scroll now 😭

[muted shuttle]

Who invited my woman blud 😭 😭 😭

[alpine chasm]

Me waiting for Admin+

[polar python]

Nocturnes only active developer for the ios app doesnt own a mac and uses ios 16

[dense valve]

Oh

I didn't see that

[velvet zenith]

both android and ios app take 5 minutes to build on this freak ass vm

[dense valve]

Shit

[dense valve]

Hold on

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle it’s racism time

[polar python]

Dominic saying hi to victor

[dense valve]

Let me fix it

[desert cairn]

poke is so annoying

[lone locust]

Y'all, my Discord is bugged? Why is this green name categorized with the admins?

[crisp saffron]

Block him

[ornate latch]

it is indeed glitched

[desert cairn]

shadow saying hi to victor too

[muted shuttle]

Due to my new role, I cannot participate in such acts.

[alpine chasm]

Cannot wait for Maxine genius again

[desert cairn]

shadow asking victor to play a game

[simple drift]

wait this is imessage

[desert cairn]

yes

[simple drift]

i forgot it doesn’t look like imessage anymore

[muted shuttle]

Will either of the ais play gamepigeon

[untold helm]

Are we allowed to block mods

[muted shuttle]

Why would you not be allowed to

[chilly bear]

yes

[desert cairn]

no bro poke just says box over and over

[muted shuttle]

box

[alpine chasm]

I mean sure

We can still mute/warn/kick/ban/annihilate you if we are blocked

[chilly bear]

i have all of the admins blocked.

hate them.

[crisp saffron]

if you get told to stop doing something and you can’t see it that’s on you

[simple drift]

same bro same

[muted shuttle]

Any of the admins wanna play hypixel build battle with me

[simple drift]

no

[muted shuttle]

I have mvp++ we can do private games

Eyes

[alpine chasm]

Buy me hypixel and i would

[simple drift]

nerd

[chilly bear]

i do not

[muted shuttle]

Dog its free

mc.hypixel.net

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[simple drift]

buy the company

[alpine chasm]

Oh

[desert cairn]

😭

[alpine chasm]

Hypixel i thought it was hytale

[chilly bear]

night she called u a dog

rule 1

[simple drift]

mc. ??

[muted shuttle]

i got free mvp++ by being a woman

#Ez

[simple drift]

what happened to play.

[untold helm]

Sure!

[muted shuttle]

or us.hypixel.net

[glacial valve]

Shut up f

[muted shuttle]

I dont think it cares

[simple drift]

is it just literally anything

[glacial valve]

R

[desert cairn]

67.hypixel.net

[simple drift]

what

[untold helm]

Hypixel is who made hytale

[alpine chasm]

I'm down to play on Wednesday. Got a lot of work stuff to do still

[alpine chasm]

I know

[simple drift]

w domain management

[muted shuttle]

i can get ip banned from hypixel by cloudflare by just playing on the server

[simple drift]

i think i have vip on hypixel

[desert cairn]

xattr: No such file: /Users/local/.local/bin/../macos/skip

[muted shuttle]

👍

[desert cairn]

???

[glacial valve]

Hypixel is goyslop nowadays

[simple drift]

what

[muted shuttle]

every game is filled with sweats

[simple drift]

fr

[glacial valve]

But yeah subdomain is useless

[muted shuttle]

But its still fun to play

[simple drift]

play housing parkour

like me

[glacial valve]

We used to have 100 ping now it’s 120+

[simple drift]

that’s all i do

[glacial valve]

Unplayable

[untold helm]

On bedwars to play with no sweats join 3v3v3v3 games

[simple drift]

european

[untold helm]

For some reason there’s like no sweats there

[chilly bear]

@half compass do u know this route?

i don't

[glacial valve]

That would be a skill issue

[simple drift]

what now

[glacial valve]

Well what’s your ping

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1465134373660660006/fries.gif

[untold helm]

@atomic yarrow bro got summoned by the word Minecraft

[chilly bear]

housing bastion remnant

[simple drift]

don’t they have eu servers

[glacial valve]

No

[simple drift]

poo

[lone locust]

Maxine is forever a green role

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1465147232696271108/okifinished.jpg?ex=69780c31&is=6976bab1&hm=14acdd6b5fe2631df5e28e15b8ea55f3556e02a3256e818ee6156d476eb323aa&

[atomic yarrow]

Minecraft shenanigans

[dense valve]

:/ he

[simple drift]

what

oh

[chilly bear]

:/ he

[simple drift]

:/ he

[dense valve]

:/ he

[simple drift]

michael jackson

[atomic yarrow]

Modded Discord?

[simple drift]

what

[dense valve]

Yes

[atomic yarrow]

They're listening to jellyfin

[simple drift]

ok

[polar python]

They're listening to jellyfin

[simple drift]

jellyfin user

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith its just injecting shit into the script now

i used xattr nowhere

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle remove the unused uncovertv emoji and replace it with android sob

[simple drift]

@velvet zenith its just injecting shit into the script now

[velvet zenith]

Lol

[dense valve]

fr

[simple drift]

PLEASE

I NEED ANDROID SOB

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale Hey can i do this

[dense valve]

This has been discussed so many times but no one does it

[desert cairn]

where the FUCK do you see xattr bro

[polar python]

Why is there no normal robot

[simple drift]

no

[spark gale]

no

[simple drift]

banned

[muted shuttle]

I don't need modded discord to display jellyfin there

[velvet zenith]

what does xattr do

[desert cairn]

half of the emojis in this server are never used

[muted shuttle]

jellyfin-rpc exists

[dense valve]

why

[simple drift]

i use u0 tv daily bro

fym

[desert cairn]

some quarantine garbage

macslop

[lone locust]

Fixed yours with the correct role color

[simple drift]

macslop

[dense valve]

Fire

[polar python]

Out of the 6000 SF symbols provided by apple, there isn't a robot one, or anything that could resemble something similar.

Surely there must be something, have I missed it?

[untold helm]

When has someone actually used the uncovertv emoji outside of spamming emojis or asking why it’s there, it’s only 1 version for 1 device basically nobody has

[atomic yarrow]

I mean isn't it possible to use rp and link it to your discord application to display things as your status?

I think i answered myself

[muted shuttle]

Use what

[atomic yarrow]

[atomic yarrow]

Rich presence

[muted shuttle]

oh

Yeah jellyfin-rpc

[untold helm]

Plus the emoji is wide so you can’t even see the glyph without squinting

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[jaunty garnet]

@muted shuttle are you listening to pirated music.

[muted shuttle]

I cannot elaborate on that.

[desert cairn]

They dont deserve shit

[simple drift]

yes

[desert cairn]

i hate open source software

[ornate latch]

Demote maxine back to moderator for piracy

[desert cairn]

fr

[dense valve]

november

[dense valve]

demote maxine to banned

[untold helm]

I see androidsob used a lot and that’s not even a emoji here

[simple drift]

ay ay ay

guys we need to start maxxing

[dense valve]

private thread

[simple drift]

use this emoji all the time

[ornate latch]

no

[jaunty garnet]

?

[dense valve]

[simple drift]

we need to dethrone upvote

[ornate latch]

No

[dense valve]

No

[jaunty garnet]

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith can you do my school work for me

[simple drift]

@velvet zenith can you do my school work for me

[velvet zenith]

Hey what

[jaunty garnet]

@velvet zenith can you do my school work for me

[untold helm]

[desert cairn]

[jaunty garnet]

[simple drift]

[desert cairn]

emoji thats literally never been used probably

[simple drift]

yup

[dense valve]

we are not using ts emoji

[lone locust]

Demote back to Geniuses

[desert cairn]

half of the emojis in this server have never been used

[dense valve]

[polar python]

https://www.gstatic.com/lamda/images/gemini_sparkle_aurora_33f86dc0c0257da337c63.svg

[desert cairn]

https://www.gstatic.com/lamda/images/gemini_sparkle_aurora_33f86dc0c0257da337c63.svg

[polar python]

https://www.gstatic.com/lamda/images/gemini_sparkle_4g_512_lt_f94943af3be039176192d.png

[simple drift]

even worse

[polar python]

Ok good

[desert cairn]

google's hole

[dense valve]

fugu 15 max barely existed

[polar python]

FUck is wrong w u dog

claude's hole

[simple drift]

what

sick fuck

[ornate latch]

Im going to penetrate ur hole

[dense valve]

?

[desert cairn]

these guys dont know the claude hole

[simple drift]

?

[desert cairn]

?

[untold helm]

?

[jaunty garnet]

?

[simple drift]

i think we should demote everyone that is member piss back to level 0

[dense valve]

I think we should prune the server

[jaunty garnet]

no

[ornate latch]

yes

[dense valve]

yes

[jaunty garnet]

keep the wang chuanfus in the server

and the selfbots

[simple drift]

nebula level 0

[desert cairn]

i say just ban them all

[untold helm]

Thankful I’m not piss role

[simple drift]

rn

[untold helm]

$help

[simple drift]

say bye!!

[jaunty garnet]

you are the orange piss role

[desert cairn]

bye

[jaunty garnet]

$help

[untold helm]

wtf bloody piss

[dense valve]

[desert cairn]

!help

$help

?help

[jaunty garnet]

.help

[desert cairn]

.help

[simple drift]

claude;snipe

[dense valve]

!t help

[desert cairn]

,help

;hel[

;help

[jaunty garnet]

gemini;snipe

[dense valve]

help

[untold helm]

:help

[desert cairn]

-help

[jaunty garnet]

<help

[dense valve]

\help

[simple drift]

jokes over lad.

[jaunty garnet]

bot.help

[untold helm]

help

[desert cairn]

selfbot check succeeded

[simple drift]

*help

[ornate latch]

+help

[jaunty garnet]

import Bot
func _ready():
Bot.help(0);
return 0;

[simple drift]

🪲help

[desert cairn]

import Bot
func _ready():
Bot.help(0);
return 0;

[dense valve]

~help

[ornate latch]

import Bot
func _ready():
Bot.help(0);
return 0;

[untold helm]

Yesterday I triggered a self bot by saying $20 😭

[desert cairn]

british python developers be like def __innit__

[simple drift]

😛help

[dense valve]

$15

[ornate latch]

british python developers be like def __innit__

[jaunty garnet]

$10

[dense valve]

@scenic atlas Hi

[simple drift]

british python developers be like def __innit__

[muted shuttle]

$20

[jaunty garnet]

$20 steam

[muted shuttle]

$50

50$

[jaunty garnet]

50$ steam

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith @polar python pov youre waiting 67 minutes for your build on an intel mac (its xcode cloud)

[simple drift]

$19 dollar fortnite card

[ornate latch]

50$ steam gift card broo

[simple drift]

who wants it

and yes

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith @polar python pov youre waiting 67 minutes for your build on an intel mac (its xcode cloud)

[simple drift]

i’m giving it away

no more fortnite!

[velvet zenith]

the humble 2 errors on skip

[polar python]

@velvet zenith @polar python pov youre waiting 67 minutes for your build on an intel mac (its xcode cloud)

[dense valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1169461256386785290/1296223383511502848/togif.gif

[ornate latch]

@velvet zenith @polar python pov youre waiting 67 minutes for your build on an intel mac (its xcode cloud)

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith

[muted shuttle]

Why my jellyfin buffering

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/apple-apple-m4-apple-m4-max-m4-m4-max-gif-17342324227014916664

[jaunty garnet]

it doesnt like piracy.

[desert cairn]

i didnt even run xattr bro

[muted shuttle]

Nvm client issue

[dense valve]

sorry im ddossing it

[muted shuttle]

I need m5 max

[polar python]

Btw omnifin is gone forever

Well i can give u ipa

[muted shuttle]

Cloudflare

[narrow crown]

peakmin 4

[alpine chasm]

Wtf why

[muted shuttle]

Why

[narrow crown]

wtf maxine admin

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[polar python]

But apple broke the testflight and i dont care enough to email them

[muted shuttle]

night demoted

[ornate latch]

Thank god

[dense valve]

Night demoted

[ornate latch]

Night demoted

No more 1984

[narrow crown]

🙏

[muted shuttle]

i'm not gonna lie i never used it

[simple drift]

i’m running hashing algorithms on your server gimme a sec

[muted shuttle]

actually

[alpine chasm]

I did

[polar python]

Dude claude did all that work for nothing

Im telling him

[muted shuttle]

i think my friend did

[velvet zenith]

This is why i need a mac

[dense valve]

i bypassed it

[untold helm]

#general message #public-mod-logs message

[simple drift]

night demoted wtf

[ornate latch]

We are in 1985 now

[muted shuttle]

impossible

[simple drift]

does that mean all the warn points night gave me will go away

[desert cairn]

1985

[alpine chasm]

Yeah maxine got admin so now I get a vacation

[simple drift]

[simple drift]

freedom

[jaunty garnet]

1986