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stkc has the green check mark so it makes sense
Are all honorary members just previous mods
so is cube
blue
Well he's honorary green for a reason
That usually means former staff
@ruby copper clicking run doesn’t work help me
Why did he add basic version check
ty vro
That timezone stamp is very schizo
Can code a jailbreak but cannot properly format a date
@ruby copper schizo mf
xd
6:07:41
we're not frontend devs

i had a dream that i had an ios 26 jb last night
Neither am I lol
and the only tweak i had was a dmenu
I dont remember my dream, I just know they were weird af
And had to survive by basically shooting everything i saw on my way
I don't usually remember either
Which is why it was weirder
i took a lot of pain killers i was really out of it
I should really sleep its almost 7am
@simple drift get fucked
so you just wanna shoot people and/or things.
ok.
I mean
hey I hear ICE are hiring
If I ever live in an apocalyptic zombie world you bet I'll shoot anything in my way 100%
bah
six oneeeeeeee
i am going to open a fixed term isa and dump my child trust fund in it and never touch it
child trust fund is such a thing

I think I got £700 out of mine
it was a real pain to withdraw from my trust fund
was a 3 month process
and it was so stressful i ended up blowing it all on booze
it’s looking like it’s gonna be
i have to find it first 😭
that was part of the problem
i’ve promised to myself i’m not gonna spend ANY
do you know how muc his in it
my guess is between 2 and 3 thousand
yea gamble all of it
woah
but i have no idea
did your parents actually invest into it
being born in 2008 means government gave me 1000
wtf
based
700€ of booze is crazy
i know nothing
i just know it’s at least 2000
Uhm
hence the throwing it in an isa and interestmaxxing
@chilly bear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRhW7t2q-K0
Had this footage on my hard drive for a while now. Audio and editing in general is scuffed but wanted to put up what I had, because this moment is still being referenced in MCSR culture.
I did not set any IoT devices in the last 2 hrs
this is just peak
i remember this
Wow
I forgot your full name is Amelia
Thought it was just Amy
Amelia
Tbf I initially thought it was “Anamy” which was unusual
😭
xd
Years ago tho
Oof codeine
Codeine has some pretty nasty side effects from what I’ve seen
Technically your pfp in my contacts is still the blue wwdc2020 picture you had
lol
same as any other opioid med
@low mortar @alpine chasm my airpods pro 3 arrived
Congrats
based
Exactly
Is it normal for their battery to go from 60% -> 31% in ~20 mins of use
Unfortunate
the case or pods
Oh well
pods
What can you do
yo this iphone 8 plus i found in an abandoned restaurant only has 66 charge cycles
thats mint
on first use?
yes
yes
oh ok
can you do one more charge cycle then post again pls.
20mins? Kinda fast
@ruby copper did u see what i pinged u to
No
they do a weird battery thing first time out the box
@ruby copper did u see what i pinged u to
it’s either 500 or 750
it doesn’t work pls fix
LOL u know
ofc i know
I did
is this skye
Doesn’t Work.
also my dad knows who holds it so i don’t have to wait for the hmrc to find it
from what I can see its 500 or 750, it was only 1000 if you were on UC
and this phones on ios 14 
£250 when the child was born, £250 when you turned 7
but these payments were £500 if you were low income
Hmm not bad
You get 250£ to survive until 7?
but in august 2010 these payments were changed to £10
hi
and then 2011 scrapped completely
because no parents were investing
Did u jailbreak the ifone 8
is this something you needed to pay as parent or that you got
well the idea of the scheme was the government opens the savings account for children and parents can invest for their children to go to university

I didn't read context my bad
so child is born, and government gives you the £500 into an isa
that you can withdraw from at 18
and the idea is the parent would keep invetsing until the child is 18
so they could go to university or whatever
fr
gotcha
And no one did
breakfast
but almost no parents actually invested, because the scheme started in 2002, when the economy was already going downhill
why are you eating pasta in plastic bowls
and then by 2011 it was just nuked completely
I just had some yogurt with fruit as breakfast
yeah my sister got nothing
You should put some ketchup in that pizza
but she has savings my dad manages which has like a good amount in so
no
Good
I have a cousin that puts ketchup on soup
not yet its on the charger
ketchup family
i have a premium bonds
I don't like ketchup lol
Better

Isn’t that normal
Better to do it on some macaron
????????
me.
Drank so much yesterday it’s incredible
I made my own pizza once it was so damn good
Pokemon's Curry Croissant moment
New profile pic
no change it
hey mineek can we get a muffin pic
that is mental
Best of british and french cuisine combined
i need this stone out!!
i need to flush it out so bad
I need it not in me!!
most bestest pizza ever bro
https://appleinsider.com/articles/26/01/22/apples-john-ternus-solidifies-his-role-as-ceo-apparent-amid-design-team-shakeup he better add Linux or windows support to iPad pros

these pics came out so well
gn
bestest
Oh god oh fuck
My Tears Are Becoming a Sea
M83 • Hurry Up, We're Dreaming
M83 my beloved
@chilly bear i learnt to boateye
and i thought im sweaty at my tower block game @glacial valve
Goat
Yes
@chilly bear gm
A dumb PS3 game keeps softlocking me at the same damn place even after reinstalling it a billion times and even redownloading it
I’m bouta kms
user issue
Fr
Updating it ruins the licence and makes it ask for a PSN purchase
@low mortar haul
Fire
@low mortar airpods pro 3 are so good but there's one issue
Is it normal that I kinda hear like a white noise when anc is turned on
It disappears after I have them in for ~5 min tho
Good point
How loud is the white noise
How loud though
It's pretty quiet
I hear something but i have to really really really really really concentrate
this is a sign that u are going deaf btw
Like it’s taking all my effort
Oh no its def more pronounced for me
Tf is that character
no when u can hear it ur going deaf
Ik
not when u can't hear it
I understood
I do hear something but it’s not loud
It’s there but like quiet
Really quiet
I just always assumed it was just the feedback of anc being slightly off
Yeah
Oh here’s a fun one
If you hold alt it will show microphone in that menu too
When you click the thing
So you can select AirPods mic if it isn’t the default
oh true
There’s also this which lowers the threshold at which it will automatically block loud sounds which is fun
@low mortar funny
idk why it named it mineek tho I have my real name as my apple id name
Dw it will start to piss you off eventually
Where tf did it get mineek from
Where did u get the name Mineek from
this is how every apple device works
No but usually it's named <irl name>'s iPad
or wharevet
Where tf did it get mineek from
that's not mentioned anywhere in my apple id
you probably named it that but dont remember
From Spying on you
what's ur phone name
otherwise its not possible
lol
FR COAL
oh alr
Why do u keep ignoring when I ask you where did the name Mineek come from
well
idk if ur just memeing or not
because its a silly origin story
That I wish to not repeat
Someone else can
it's mine + his real name (ek)
No its not
There is one thing that confuses me with AirPods Pro
You can have both hearing aid and ANC enabled at the same time
i have an idea
I googled that up and: fun fact: the name "Mineek" is similar to the word "minik" in Turkish. "minik" means tiny, small or little.
Default, why would I change it
yep
that's it
I haven’t changed my devices in forever
When I was like 9 or 10 I decided to make an online name to stop using my real name everywgere
At the time, I was a minecraft player
So mineek stands for uhm
Minecraft Geek
mineek name history incident
LMFAO! LOL! LMAOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHHAHA
@dry monolith @simple drift i think you will find this useful.
son
moooofin
this might need to be my new server banner
good
idk if it’s worthy of replacing xrt shitting himself tho
What server is that
what
muffin is secretly a baby panther and is going to grow 3x the size
Your server
what
also what happened to skye
aids joke got to max points
sahmoee ban hammer
i have 100
why
koko pray
@simple drift It's ur birthday??
yes
Happy birthday
ty
@simple drift do not talk to me i am a minor.
ohhh
@ruby copper why is it not working
fr
why do you have this
she stole it from a super market
mineek can u undo the version check
No
i bought it
no i didnt
Real...
can anyone put carbon on a smart fridge
fr
No matter what if u have a smart fridge ur rich
i dont have one either but i opened dev settings on one in the store
I have a iphone 4s and it is actiocion lock how do i bypass it
you dont
!t icloudbypass
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why
get another one that is unlocked
cuz its illegal
we dont help with that
bro but its mine but i dont have de iclouad
does taping my ipad to my fridge count
is the icloud on it yours and do u have the receipt? if not we cant help, if yes then submit apple a request
no
but if you make a new fridge door with the ipad enclosed in it then yea
I’m bored
Now run it natively
u can’t. m5 iPad Pro
M5 ipad pro is crazy
no
get a mac
m* ipads are just a scam
they have so much power that cannot be used by ipados
you wouldn't get it
I'm actually thinking of getting this
who the fuck makes these wang chuanfu accounts bro
what braindead motherfucker had this idea
it’s ok for jb tho
i mean its not an outrageous price
and 17.0 is kinda rare
Is that A12Z?
fr
apple dtk mentioned
What
I turned my m5 iPad into a space heater
developer transition kit
earliest public known apple arm hardware to run macos
was intended for developers on rent
back in 2019/2020
i think
Wasn’t there a MBA with A5 prototype or some
It should say available outside of Apple
intelligence leak
No HV 
tho no footage of the units themselves
I always find it weird that DTK’s never got full Rosetta
A20 release eta wen
Considering they were designed to help the transition from Intel to arm
It never did ???
It had rosetta but it was handicapped
It didn’t have the same Rosetta hardware acceleration that M CPUs do
shits like the microsoft compatibility layer 
So performance was pretty mid
Exactly
That’s one of the reasons it was so heavily NDA’d
not CPUs, SOCs
all vital on one chip
They didn’t want people to say “oh this Rosetta shit is slow as balls”
risk machine
trolled
reduced instruction set
advanced risc machine
Although idk how much it would matter if people said the DTK was slow
Considering it was effectively a mobile chip
@manic tulip where's your DTK lil bro
I mean yeah but inside the SoC is still a CPU, GPU, NPU and memory
the most accessible ones were drilled a hole into
Erm actually the memory is outside the chip
I thought it was internal on the mobile
with clamps
But external on desktop
dosdude revived one
advanced reduced instruction set computer machine
Oh idk about mobile
I was talking about macs
gm alfie
Hi Alfred
@winter meadow @worthy garden @untold helm @jaunty garnet @simple drift thanks for the birthday messages, sorry I missed them until now, I was busy celebrating 🙂🙏
haha
Were you a bit pissed

I swear there’s a rule specifically for stib for it
ofc ofc
mineek@M1-MBA turdusfun % git clone --recursive https://github.com/turdus-m3rula/turdus_m3rula
Cloning into 'turdus_m3rula'...
remote: Enumerating objects: 208, done.
remote: Counting objects: 100% (208/208), done.
remote: Compressing objects: 100% (137/137), done.
remote: Total 208 (delta 100), reused 166 (delta 58), pack-reused 0 (from 0)
Receiving objects: 100% (208/208), 46.25 KiB | 1.85 MiB/s, done.
Resolving deltas: 100% (100/100), done.

404
:nebula:
bc it’s too new for hv
@muted shuttle @crisp saffron @someone unmute alfie
@coarse ginkgo @frosty grail
and chug 2 monsters
fr
whos waiting for TOOL to drop a new album

The entire build system changed
skill issue etc
nvm I remember
how to jailbreak ios 12.5.7 iphone 6
xbox shouldve looked like this
nooka is awake
When will they go bankrupt
mac mini otw
Prolly next year
Doubt
God bless
this whole shitshow was like the steampunk era
theyve used coal too much
Nvidia will lose billions if OpenAI gets fucked
and it fucked them up
In order to use “Xcode-16.2.0.app”, you need to update to the latest version.
Ok fixed
apple lies
Why do u need Xcode 16
turdus merula
turdus ios app soon
Alr exists
on-device downgrading (requires pairing file)
not an app :/
only mac yeah
Oh
install linux then emulate macos
Can I side load with a Chromebook my windows laptop won't charge and is under fix
@versed basin Hi
@muted shuttle my airpods pro 3 arrived
Based
Double barreling zyns before my blood donation as a little pick-me-up gift to the poor fella that'll need the blood
Have u tried them yet
What
Yes I have them in rn
Oh
[1.png] [2.png] [3.png] [4.png]
Have u tried Spatial Audio
No
[1.png] [2.png] [3.png] [4.png]
lul
I still think it’s a scam
If u need atmos tracks to try there’s some on my jellyfin
It’s cool
Lowkey useless
Idk if u have Apple Music
Brooo
I'm about to make a jailbreak tweak to let them play on 2 devices simulatenuously
Why is ts happening
I want my image perms back bro
impossible
They got refurb AirPods Pro 2 for $150 at Walmart i wonder what they mean by refurbished
Just route audio from iphone to mac and let the mac be the controlling player
It's very much possible
other way around
^
mac -> iphone
Also possible
You get the point tho
I need it to work jailed tho
I'm not autistic I don't jailbreak
zsh: killed /Applications/Xcode-16.2.0.app/Contents/MacOS/Xcode
^^
@muted shuttle @desert cairn @chilly bear bro, the one thing I wonder is where tf my airpods got "mineek" from
^^
False i think
Why dont you just airplay your phone to your mac

You reply to the message broo
Mac or phone
My apple ID has my real irl full name, and mineek isn't associated with it at all
dude
YOU named it
My phone is named "FR COAL"
MINEEK
^^^^^^^^^^
And my mac is named "M1-MBA"
Mac username
I did not
True I guess
u set it up as MINEEK
That's the only way
i literally saw u do it don't fr me.
why is bro watching me
fr
😭
Youre watching something on your MacBook, replying to a message on your phone and accidentally press the fucking microphone button
that's a massive skill issue
it never pmo
Oh nvm
FR
its annoying sometimes but useful other times so usually i just disconnect them from my phone when i dont want it
@low mortar its so much better than my oppo buds its insane
worst thing is when you send a message on snapchat and it switches because that plays a sound
gmake[5]: /opt/homebrew/opt/binutils/bin/gobjcopy: No such file or directory
Yeah
No shit
They’re best in class for a reason
Atmos is shit
This is just woke propaganda
allg good
also my oppo buds had like a 3 second delay for some reason
these dont
I would pause the music and my oppo buds would keep playing for 1-3s
Dude once you start actually fine tuning the world it’s incredible
True
this is true
anyone and anything with an income has more profit than openai
voidai??!
@ruby copper @muted shuttle thanks goats
Careful
Well people were leaving my apartment some time after 5am so…
That’s part of the fun
i have tried this drink it’s terrible
Fuck knows what I’m doing for my 21st
Knowing my luck I’ll still be passing a fucking kidney stone on my birthday
@simple drift Happy birthday
Oh shit happy birthday @simple drift
ty
🍻
tyty
Did I tell you beer is actually supposed to be really good for stones??
It’s good for everything
it’s good for 3 reasons
Sad? Drink
Celebrating? Drink
Nervous? Drink
Etc etc
-# I’m not an alcoholic
You make copious amounts of urine which help push stones out
It blocks the creation of stones
You get too drunk to feel the pain after a while
Delightful…
tf happened with river
@ruby copper it doesn't work
happy birthday
😭
what should i stick the carbon label on
Guys is their any risk if I jail break an iPad
cheers
Like some people said I can get sued
on an ios 9 device
what
i saw he deleted his acc and everyone here is avoiding it like its some cold case
dawg what
S1 said if I jail break my iPad I will get sued
who is s1
based
My friend

done 👍
w speed
no
unless you pull an alfiecg and abuse your developer account
Whats that
nothing you have to worry about
nothing to be worried about
jailbreak and hackintosh dying around the same time has to be a plan by big apple to kill fun
Alr
Ima try and learn how to jail break ts iPad mini 2
And should I factory reset my iPad before I do it
I did a oopsie in the road I kinda swerved off it and hit a rail
@raven pine hey
bomb
@muted shuttle
How we doing pussy edition xs in 3 hours dunno if you're into audio gear
the what
Hifiman edition xs
i've never tried parallel parking
Audio nirvana

never heard of it
Bless your heart
You should but just please don't get anything with beyerdynamic on it
It’s on the driving test
Not on mine
I did reverse parking instead
Why not
A complete iOS modding guide, from stock to jailbroken.
Wait and js to be sure
I can’t get in trouble?
And should I log out of my Apple ID on my iPad before I jailbreak
No and no
Okay
Apple doesn't care if you jailbreak
Because if you're coming from shit consumer grade headphones you'll find that they're treble heavy and most people with untrained ears confuse that with "better" sound quality when in reality its like having a burger with too much sauce Like way too much, their tuning is fucked ie heavy treble aàand they pay influencers to promote their garbage headphones and also use the marketing term STUDIO GRADE HEADPHONES which is a lot of bull if you ask anyone in the audio community
You won't
So their plan has been
Make shitty headphones and pay people to promote them
When I found out I was like whaaa
Both was on ours
Dam
Da
I’m in Aus
i like my shit consumer grade earphones though 😔
What are they
do they have bass
buds 3 pro
probably
It’s 1 am rn
with custom eq
I can’t get on pc
Those are good actually
I js wanna jailbreak my iPad mini 2
samsung clone
Oh no
How much money do you have on you rn
This is why im broke
Im a reckless spender
ik this means something
Wade my beloved
broke
Format error
we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind
Bro why is ts so hard
I gotta plug it into my pc and do all stuff
12.5.7
easy
It’s an iPad mini 2
@glacial valve
🔥
hey man.
that’s just a herbal smoke
they exist
People were smoking yesteday
ask my goat jacobfuckingjones on youtube
They somehow hotboxed a tunnel
best channel
god damn that thing must sound like a thunderstorm
@indigo bough would've loved this.
perchance
Yeah I saw the whole video exchange. He goes to help some ladies the agents had pushed to the ground. For some reason they get more aggressive and pepper spray him while he is helping them. Then they wrestle him to the ground take his gun and then mag dump into him.
its AWFUL
the worst part is
the gun he had
was a sig p320
IMAGINE if the US civil war is because a sig p320 went off accidentally
Yeah you can legit lightly brush the trigger and it will go off
exactly
thats exactly what happens it looks like
the gun that was taken definitely went off
which spooked everyone else
but thats no excuse to mag dump into a man WITH NO GUN
INTO THE BACK
I, Moderators, have been summoned.
Oh they will make it an excuse
@ruby copper I hit 7667 followers on twitter 🚨🚨🚨
@ruby copper I hit 7667 followers on twitter 🚨🚨🚨
make that 7666 🖕
you should only be inhaling AIR into your lungs
idk why he had his leg stretched like this
he look like a chicken wing
he look like he's $4.99/lb at costco
Ok
Hi
omg bnuyyy!!
bnuy
i have 1 follower on twitter
it's mineek
MUFFIN!!!!
real
why is he filled with hatred
BRO IS BIGGG
is that bad or good
why
do you see the bass shelf
well it's just showing you the volume at all frequencies
relative to their target which is what they think to be neutral or preferential
muffin rage
you know how to use an eq graph right
@frosty grail my mums rabbit had 6 more babies 😭
it looks good
if you maxed out the bass on top of that then maybe you like it
it's just an eq graph, like the hardware eq
heres mine
this is like ordering a well-done steak
@simple drift Happy birthday may you get lots of estrogen
arent well-done steaks the standard
no
i eq to make my headphones sound as flat as possible because i’m evil
flat is good
No u didnt
hi mineek
Hello
Sorry i just copied alfie
this is what i do with every headphone
i never tried steak ngl
true
i dont get it
you can mix on any headphone though, just matters what youre used to 
Hello
Hey @versed basin When will you follow me on twitter
i think in most places of the world, medium rare is sorta the standsard
yeah my ears are well trained to what i use
The best r/jailbreak moderator
because it's tasteful
Never
I hope
you should get used to the buds 3 pro and mix on them
hey pal you spelled worst wrong
so she was the worst
Thats for aaron
:(
goated headphones btw
but you were also the best
it just depends on which perspective u take
maxinerators
Fuck you
oh
wat is that it has like 5 pixels that i cant read
Hdr sticker
were
hdml sticker
i have the hd 6xx right now
Yes
So what am i now
The worst
stupid
:(
Sorry
audio-technica ath-m50x
So mean .
for the price they’re amazing
@muted shuttle
idk whats wrong with this zip
it keeps saying that there's a write error on those two files
whatever, the main file isnt corrupted

@muted shuttle maxine can u make me a macOS tweak so it stops making those ._* files
mineek@M1-MBA Untitled % find . -name "._*" -print -delete
find: ./.Spotlight-V100: Operation not permitted
./dload/VER-N49_opr_eea/._update_sd_cust_VER-N49_opr_eea.zip
./dload/VER-N49_opr_eea/._update_sd_preload_VER-N49_opr_eea_R2.zip
./dload/._VER-N49_opr_eea
./dload/._update_sd_base.zip
./._dload
I hate running ts command all the time
@muted shuttle maxine can u make me a macOS tweak so it stops making those ._* files
Yes
@Keto make me a macOS tweak so it stops making those ._* files
Claude make me a tweak
@storm herald make me a macOS tweak so it stops making those ._* files
is it normal that I get a headache from my airpods pro 3 noise cancellation
Mean
How do I fix it
So mean
unlikely
Maybe youre not used to it
i never had noise cancelling before today
Now to be fair I do get headaches really easily
idk why but it pmo
Oh I've heard of that
l love audio-technica products
I got my 6xx for a good price though
$170
i’ll get hd600s at some point
got this today
I font have any records yet
can you even afford records
i have like 7 records
i think
Check my discogs
Maxine are uou a window shopper
My pro 2s were named joe now my pro 3s are named pod
Hiii


