general

[simple drift]

im a moron i cannot do that

ill try one more time

[untold helm]

Gindruntucked

[simple drift]

what repo is vnodebypass on

[jaunty garnet]

the only good tweak.

[untold helm]

It’s a collection of tweaks

[vocal plinth]

Ask this moron @obtuse ruin

He can do it

[untold helm]

Dev made over $1k from Grindr hacks

[lyric spear]

imagine jailbreaking instead of being on latest ios

[simple drift]

[simple drift]

iPhone 13 mini 26.3b2
iPhone SE (3rd Generation) 16.1.1

[jaunty garnet]

what is apple music even for

[simple drift]

dual weild

[untold helm]

Music

[jaunty garnet]

i will take both for free

[iron zinc]

Apple

[simple drift]

how do you spell wield

[jaunty garnet]

sounds good?

[simple drift]

like that

[raven pine]

yes s23fe hello

[simple drift]

i think not

[lyric spear]

damn, my se was sold to me on 18 💔

[lyric spear]

how

[simple drift]

i found this one scouring ebay job lots and the seller let me buy it seperately for 50 gbp

insane deal

for a se3

so cheap

[raven pine]

viet name

[simple drift]

AND its on ios 16

it just needs a new camera

but thats a cheap fix

[lyric spear]

next time ill make it russian or smth bruh😭

[jaunty garnet]

i will pay you in the form of a mp3 of a song made by jme

for the two phones.

[simple drift]

please stop

i wish i never put you on grime im ngl

i shouldve gatekept

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1441943686114971861/1447486628045127681/togif.gif

[lyric spear]

wtf bro

[versed sun]

My monitor gets hotter then my computer

[simple drift]

i am a professional ebay user

so pro i got banned on a ebay account once

[lyric spear]

wait i got my se3 for like same price

[simple drift]

i got banned from EBAY

[lyric spear]

except everything works fine

[simple drift]

no ios 16 tho

[lyric spear]

the frame is very scratched tho

[simple drift]

[lyric spear]

and battery is only 79%

[simple drift]

same

thats the only other thing

[lyric spear]

i have iphone 6s on 15.8 and iphone x on 16.1.1 tho so its fine

[simple drift]

i have a xr on 16.5 but the face id array is broken

so i dont wanna use it

also its too big

i love small phones

[untold helm]

[simple drift]

[untold helm]

hey guys I know how to get another emoji slot

[jaunty garnet]

i love zefram

i love pa1n in the ball jb

[simple drift]

what

[jaunty garnet]

i love pangu8

[untold helm]

UncoverTV was last mentioned, 3 years ago

0 point for this emoji anymore

Doesn’t even look good as a discord emoji

[simple drift]

unc0vertv update wen

[lyric spear]

@simple drift can i join your niche community

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-walking-cat-walk-glamour-glamorous-gif-606557101916811110

[lyric spear]

The Pangu8, is the most downloaded jailbreak solution for the iOS 18- iOS 18.7.3, iOS 26 – iOS 26.2 including iOS 26.3 beta. The Pangu8 allows you to download the most popular jailbreak apps, Tweaks, tools and IPAs.

[narrow crown]

my fucking goat

[simple drift]

@robust wasp whats the easiest way to get nathanlr to let me use it on 16.1.1

i am in a very weird situation

where i need a semi jb

but roothide bootstrap sucks

and seratonin will not install

[robust wasp]

It wont work on 16.1.1 regardless i think

id have to modify it a lot

i dont have a 16.1.1 device either

[jaunty garnet]

vibecode it.

[simple drift]

hm

ok dw

thanks

[fallen pelican]

hi

hp are genuinely an incredible company if youre thre right person

[velvet zenith]

Hey i have one

[raven pine]

do yall remember cbat?

[simple drift]

are you sure

[simple drift]

what a banger

[fallen pelican]

then ur the wrong person

[simple drift]

their computers suck

their printers suck

[fallen pelican]

but like

instant ink is an increible deal

i just keep some cartridges around

[low mortar]

I remembered born slippy exists today

[fallen pelican]

and i can print 25 full colour pictures for £3.40

[simple drift]

I LOVE UNDERWORLD

BORN SLIPPY IS LIKE

THE GREATEWST SONG OF ALL TIME

[green bramble]

Now playing - katehoven #freeskye

Born Slippy .NUXX

Underworld • 1992 - 2012

20227 total scrobbles

[low mortar]

Ikr

[simple drift]

bro this shits genuinely like the best song ever made

thank you for reminding me

[low mortar]

IKR

[simple drift]

thats very expensive

[fallen pelican]

are you a fool

£3.40

for 25

a4 full colour prints

[simple drift]

25 pieces of paper

[fallen pelican]

no the paper is like £1.50 gloss for 20 sheets

from humble garglwe

[simple drift]

if i use a college printer its like 70p

[fallen pelican]

@sour canyon why the react

[teal bramble]

skye banned

🙏

[sour canyon]

expensive

[fallen pelican]

for 25 full colour a4 prints?

[fallen pelican]

for 25 full colour a4 prints?

[low mortar]

I pay like 10p per sheet

[sour canyon]

WHAT

[fallen pelican]

thats 14 pence a print

[teal bramble]

: 3

[fallen pelican]

thats literally like 1/30th of market

[simple drift]

i may have underexaggerated i forgot how much it is

but it is cheap

[simple drift]

yes

[fallen pelican]

on glos

[low mortar]

It was free at my college

[fallen pelican]

s

[simple drift]

points reached

[sour canyon]

rip

[low mortar]

Or it was “free” with a £2 weekly limit that was given to us for free

[simple drift]

sahmoeed

[lyric spear]

rip skye

[simple drift]

thats decent

[lyric spear]

eta wen ari unban

[burnt kite]

[simple drift]

this is what ive been saying for

[low mortar]

But we could just go to staff.printer.schooldomain instead of student.printer.schooldomain and get no limit

[simple drift]

months

[simple drift]

lmao

[low mortar]

There was no check on the staff domain

It was just did you know how to change that in your printer settings

[simple drift]

they have this elaborate thing where i send to printer, then scan my id card on the printer and then its there in a queue

[terse dome]

dang that privilege was only given to teaching assistants or higher here

[low mortar]

Yeah now I have to pay

[lyric spear]

printing typeshit

[teal bramble]

unhappy birthday

[low mortar]

I only just learnt how to scan my id card at the printer

[teal bramble]

it is no longer ur birthday

[simple drift]

bro

its nfc

[low mortar]

I’ve been typing my email and password at the printer for 2 years

[low mortar]

I KNOW

[simple drift]

im crine

[lyric spear]

can i be voidai staffs plez

[terse dome]

https://vxtwitter.com/vintagemapstore/status/2014790241023099173?s=20

Vintage Maps (@vintagemapstore)

German place-names rendered into English (morphologically reconstructed with attention to ultimate etymology and sound evolution processes).

by u/topherette

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 23, 2026, 8:00 PM

[teal bramble]

no

[low mortar]

But the nfc icon is in the complete wrong place

[green bramble]

Now playing - katehoven #freeskye

Born Slippy .NUXX

Underworld • 1992 - 2012

20227 total scrobbles

[low mortar]

I just assumed it didn’t work

It wasn’t until I noticed a label that said “SCAN ID CARD DOWN HERE”

[simple drift]

this song absolutely wasted in the middle of a field is peak

[green bramble]

Now playing - cϻđ-pro

Dream of Something Sweet

K-391 • Dream of Something Sweet (feat. Cory Friesenhan)

[lyric spear]

i was vps staff for like only 3 days bruh

[teal bramble]

genuinely hate who ever made this

[simple drift]

🙏

[low mortar]

Drunk with friends in a house it’s peak

[sour canyon]

potsdam is the same

[low mortar]

I love that the song is about alcoholism but it became an anthem celebrating being drunk

[simple drift]

drunk leaving pub in the middle of the night when the streets are empty

[low mortar]

it’s so fucking ironic

[simple drift]

speaking of the streets

[terse dome]

yeah i mean it does sound like it could be a place in england

[sour canyon]

also why lowercase-t "theechland"

[teal bramble]

and bonn

[low mortar]

Hey did you know beer is supposedly really good for kidney stones

[teal bramble]

im genuinely getting brain cancer from reading that

[simple drift]

this albium is so british its insane

i love it

[terse dome]

german doesnt have proper noun capitalization does it

[simple drift]

/fm

fuck

[green bramble]

Now playing - katehoven #freeskye

Turn the Page

The Streets • Original Pirate Material

20228 total scrobbles

[simple drift]

i hate discord app

[lyric spear]

why is everyone that i know gone from this server bruh wth

[burnt kite]

Who

[lyric spear]

a lot of people

[ornate latch]

Woah

You finna get banned buddy

[lyric spear]

damn

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1180550236201025657/1396790963325894676/togif.gif

[burnt kite]

🥀

[sour canyon]

Yeet

[ornate latch]

Hey only a warn ?

[lyric spear]

wahts the banned word

?

[ornate latch]

the n-word????????/

[jaunty garnet]

slur

[sour canyon]

i missed finger bypass

filter bypoass

fuk

[ornate latch]

and quite literally also a rape joke

[lyric spear]

wait there was the n word? damn bruh

no clue

[ornate latch]

Idiot

[lyric spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1339318572069158965/1441377040371810355/togif.gif

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439473129020723301/1454574985556262998/watermark.gif

[low mortar]

@simple drift 100 gecs?

[lyric spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1464417184586399868/watermark.gif

[simple drift]

money machine

[low mortar]

Dumbest girl alive

[simple drift]

sicko mode 808

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[low mortar]

Hi Maxine!

[muted shuttle]

Hii

[lyric spear]

guys is there paypal alternative that wont freeze my shit one day

[muted shuttle]

cash

[low mortar]

A real bank

[ornate latch]

Hey it can freeze under cold conditions

[lyric spear]

i have one but no way to do p2p with international

[low mortar]

IBAN

[sour canyon]

oh yeah well i just got a crazy blu-ray drive, i've been ripping 4k movies and dvds and stuff

[jaunty garnet]

piracy

[lyric spear]

i dont think my country has that

[sour canyon]

monero, bitcoin, or another cryptocurrency of your choice

[lyric spear]

ion like crypto

[simple drift]

revolut

[lyric spear]

also not everyone can pay me via crypto

[lyric spear]

im too young for that

[simple drift]

youre too young for paypal 😭

[teal bramble]

then maybe dont use paypal aswell

🤯

[muted shuttle]

Fuck you

[teal bramble]

borrow ur parents card

[jaunty garnet]

lying method

[lyric spear]

well how else am i gonna accept payments bruh

[muted shuttle]

Why do I leave this app on my hdr monitor

[ornate latch]

you don't

go back to school

[teal bramble]

u dont

[jaunty garnet]

just turn off hdr

[muted shuttle]

No

❌

Minecraft hdr

[lyric spear]

i need money bro

[muted shuttle]

(doesn't even support it)

[low mortar]

I’ve turned off hdr on my phone

[simple drift]

crypto

[ornate latch]

Job

[lyric spear]

i can barely afford my food

[low mortar]

It’s a worthy cause

[teal bramble]

job

[simple drift]

use a stablecoin

[teal bramble]

parents

where

[simple drift]

usdc

[desert cairn]

ts is so bright

[gusty gulch]

nails

[lyric spear]

at work often

[simple drift]

this is bright even on a lcd bruh

[teal bramble]

then im sure they can pay for ur food

[low mortar]

Cute

[simple drift]

cool

[teal bramble]

windows hdr

[muted shuttle]

cute ...

[gusty gulch]

why the dots

[muted shuttle]

Im special

[desert cairn]

yeah we know

[muted shuttle]

Doesnt have any real meaning to me sorry

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1443723894002548901/1460851602574409891/output_1750652512_68969.gif

maxine code revealed

[simple drift]

this is @glacial valve's code

[lyric spear]

i have to pay for myself bruh

[ornate latch]

16player source code

[muted shuttle]

you couldn't pay me to read this shit

[desert cairn]

no one pays you bro

[muted shuttle]

Because idk what i'd be looking at

[muted shuttle]

Mirror etc

[burnt kite]

didWeStoleUserMoney

[desert cairn]

untrue

[muted shuttle]

U have no job

[muted shuttle]

Just like me

So

[simple drift]

hdr

[desert cairn]

i have github sponsors and nocturne

[robust wasp]

this shit blinded me oh my god

[ornate latch]

@lyric spear

CHASE method 💸

Go to https://indeed.com/
Make an account
Create a resume
Post your resume
Search for a job that you want to do (apply for multiple jobs at the same position)
Put your personal information in your Indeed application, etc
THIS IS WHERE THE CHASE PART COMES IN
Create a chase account
Apply for a credit or debit card (follow all steps for acquiring the card)
Wait 9-14 business days in order to receive your credit/debit card
Put the billing information on your Indeed application
Wait for one of your applications to be accepted (go with the highest paying one)
Go to the address where your application says you will be working at
Clock in
Work a shift
If paid bi-weekly wait every other week to rake in the rackssss, if paid weekly wait every week to rake in the racks 🤑

Here

So you can pay

[teal bramble]

why cant they give u money

[ornate latch]

for you Food

[simple drift]

chase uk account is poo

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle

CHASE method 💸

Go to https://indeed.com/
Make an account
Create a resume
Post your resume
Search for a job that you want to do (apply for multiple jobs at the same position)
Put your personal information in your Indeed application, etc
THIS IS WHERE THE CHASE PART COMES IN
Create a chase account
Apply for a credit or debit card (follow all steps for acquiring the card)
Wait 9-14 business days in order to receive your credit/debit card
Put the billing information on your Indeed application
Wait for one of your applications to be accepted (go with the highest paying one)
Go to the address where your application says you will be working at
Clock in
Work a shift
If paid bi-weekly wait every other week to rake in the rackssss, if paid weekly wait every week to rake in the racks 🤑

Here

[teal bramble]

roblox luau

[jaunty garnet]

win+ctrl+shift+alt+l method

[simple drift]

there used to be a 1% cashback on everything now theres just no reason to be with them

when other banks exists

nationwide + revolut is the best combo btw

[simple drift]

objectively correct

[teal bramble]

Bro was a non believer at first

🙏

[dense valve]

@muted shuttle If someone gets banned who is also clemmed can they not appeal

[simple drift]

well

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle If someone gets banned who is also clemmed can they not appeal

[lyric spear]

i already have part time jobs

[dense valve]

Bad mod

[green bramble]

Last track for cϻđ-pro

409.3 Deus Group

Mac Quayle • Mr. Robot, Vol. 8 (Original Television Series Soundtrack)

Last scrobble: · Jan 24, 2026, 1:22 AM

[ornate latch]

Work full time then

[simple drift]

acatto are you over 18 or not

[muted shuttle]

If you're banned after being unbanned but clemmed then take that as a sign

[lyric spear]

i send 100% of income to savings or smth tho

[teal bramble]

That should cover ur food

[burnt kite]

Hey wrong track

[muted shuttle]

Just saying

[teal bramble]

on revolut?

[dense valve]

@crisp saffron gm

[desert cairn]

.

[simple drift]

i mean are you an adult or not

😭

[teal bramble]

no

[green bramble]

Now playing - cϻđ-pro

NEON BLADE

MoonDeity • NEON BLADE

[teal bramble]

i thought u were gonna ask if i have a revolut 18+ account or not

fr

[muted shuttle]

i'd get revolut but i doubt my parents even know what revolut is

need ssn i don't know my ssn

[dense valve]

same

[muted shuttle]

sob

[simple drift]

so what you have the teen account

[desert cairn]

youre an adult

[teal bramble]

no

[lyric spear]

im supposed to make it myself but 90% of the time i dont have time so i have to buy

[muted shuttle]

I know dog

[desert cairn]

literally how

[teal bramble]

i have an adult account

[simple drift]

how

[muted shuttle]

Never needed it for anything

[teal bramble]

hack

[desert cairn]

how

[dense valve]

can't use revoult on a jailbreak anyways

[robust wasp]

i tried to upload it as a gif lol

[dense valve]

unless roothide works

[simple drift]

bro why are you lying to your ONLY bank

are you okay in the head

[desert cairn]

have you not applied to colleges

[teal bramble]

im kidding its my dads bank

[ornate latch]

what are they gonna do with him

[muted shuttle]

Not yet

[ornate latch]

rip him off his 3 dollars

[simple drift]

fr

[teal bramble]

maybe like 6 or 7 dollars

😭😂

[muted shuttle]

67

[ornate latch]

You should be shot

[teal bramble]

true

[simple drift]

i have their teen account rn which is just normal but without like the crypto stuff

[teal bramble]

ok im gonna go sleep

gn

[simple drift]

but ill have full account on sunday

[teal bramble]

like the 17 yo one?

cuz theres 3

[simple drift]

so i can purchase trump coin

[desert cairn]

idk ive known my ssn since i was like 14

[simple drift]

lemme check

[muted shuttle]

Prove it

[teal bramble]

<17 yo account
17 yo account
18+ account

[muted shuttle]

Type it out and press enter

[simple drift]

its not the one with the seperate app

[iron zinc]

@muted shuttle

[desert cairn]

676 7676 767

[iron zinc]

@desert cairn

[simple drift]

its the normal revolut app

[teal bramble]

yea then u have the 17 yo account probably

[muted shuttle]

Haha idiot cant believe u fell for it

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[simple drift]

yes

[iron zinc]

Hi

[simple drift]

https://www.revolut.com/revolut-for-ages-16-17/

ts

[teal bramble]

16 17

6 7

[desert cairn]

16 17

fr

[teal bramble]

67

😂😭😭😭😂😂😭😭

[muted shuttle]

I dropped my iPhone 17 Pro Max for the first time like half an hour ago

💔

[ornate latch]

Go sleep please

[iron zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-kendrick-lamar-mustard-mango-tuff-gif-8666831347696479024

[muted shuttle]

nothing happened to it. just heartbreaking.

[teal bramble]

yea ur right

gn

💔

[jaunty garnet]

literally just set the bday to maxines bday

[iron zinc]

is it jailbroken

[muted shuttle]

??

[vital knoll]

what happens if you don't have a sdn

[muted shuttle]

No bruh

[vital knoll]

ssn

[desert cairn]

android emulator

[vital knoll]

I don't have one

[muted shuttle]

yeah it's emulating android pretty well

[simple drift]

who wants a revolut account

[jaunty garnet]

close app

[teal bramble]

Me

[simple drift]

make a new one

[jaunty garnet]

Me

[simple drift]

i want 50 aui

quid

[teal bramble]

No

[muted shuttle]

i'd use a referral code but apparently it'll dox you

So im good

[ornate latch]

Broke ass

[desert cairn]

it does

[teal bramble]

I think its only name

i think

[muted shuttle]

Yeah i dont want that

[desert cairn]

who cares its free $50

[muted shuttle]

I'd have to use my legal name

[lyric spear]

guys plz donate to me moneh

[teal bramble]

Maxine steckler

leaked

[simple drift]

my legal name is on my account also

[teal bramble]

np

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[ornate latch]

No go work a full time job

[simple drift]

i wanna legally change my name

[lyric spear]

i go to school bruh

[simple drift]

a$ap

[teal bramble]

go beg in court

[ornate latch]

Drop out

[lyric spear]

no

[ornate latch]

Its not like you gonna succeed bruh

[simple drift]

i dont have to

[teal bramble]

The College Dropout reference?

[simple drift]

its not as hard as it is in germany

[teal bramble]

waht

[teal bramble]

oh

[untold helm]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-aVOq6bkAAWIXx.gif

[simple drift]

germany is an exception

[jaunty garnet]

just vibecode a jailbreak and sell it

[lyric spear]

i have 97% average bruh, im top performing

[jaunty garnet]

easy method.

[lyric spear]

im good

[teal bramble]

dont u have to beg in court in the us aswell

wat

[simple drift]

i just fill out a form and pay like 90 pounds

[ornate latch]

ok then stop putting all of your money and use it to buy food

[teal bramble]

wtf

to change ur name is crazy

😭😭

[ornate latch]

instead of suffering like a dumbass

[simple drift]

and wait for like 2 weeks

and its done

[teal bramble]

wtf

[vocal plinth]

You get locked in a ICE facility for as long as they want

[simple drift]

https://www.gov.uk/change-name-deed-poll

[teal bramble]

i think the uk needs some bureaucracy 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🦅🦅🦅

[simple drift]

sCheiße

[ornate latch]

Im filling a form on behalf of acatto to change his name to alexander catto

[teal bramble]

sch not sh

[teal bramble]

Brooo stop dox

[simple drift]

close enough

[teal bramble]

Brosssss

big zk to big ac

[lyric spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1365619443144855624/1422033935205924988/caption.gif

[ornate latch]

Sorry bruh

[teal bramble]

ok gn

[simple drift]

Your new name must:

be pronounceable
not include symbols, numbers or punctuation (unless it’s a hyphenated name or part of an established name like O’Hara)
not be offensive or against the public interest (for example, adding Ltd to the end of the name)

im calling myself kate bitch ltd

[vocal plinth]

You should dox @teal bramble so I can send literal shit in the mail to them

[untold helm]

the word “Aaron” breaks all of these

[simple drift]

correct

why 😭

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn I know your ip

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn I know your ip

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn I know your ip

[low mortar]

Deed poll?

[simple drift]

@teal bramble even cheaper than i thought

[desert cairn]

ok

[simple drift]

yes

[teal bramble]

i cna just refuse mail

yk

[simple drift]

im showing acatto how much easier it is than germany

[ornate latch]

Can you refuse a lockheed martin fighter jet

[simple drift]

cuz germany is a weird country with weird governing

[muted shuttle]

I am allowed to operate a vehicle whilst drunk because my kind heart and pure intentions will guide me home

[low mortar]

Don’t do this

Don’t do this

[simple drift]

i do not have a driving license

[low mortar]

Don’t do this

Don’t do this

[simple drift]

i have no intention to do anything about that yet

[teal bramble]

Yea man u probably will have a death certificate before ur name legally changes

[simple drift]

sounds like it

wait

[low mortar]

Unenrolled deed poll is just as legally binding

And completely free

[simple drift]

how hard is it to get married then 😭

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Do u like my desktop folder

[low mortar]

Enrolled deed poll is only for marriage

[simple drift]

what if bank complains

[desert cairn]

ye

[low mortar]

They won’t

[muted shuttle]

Why u got hackintool

[low mortar]

They legally can’t

[teal bramble]

both parties sign a will and u submit it and ull get it maybe in a few weeks back

[velvet zenith]

Grin

[simple drift]

what about for passport and dvla

[low mortar]

We live in a country where an unenrolled deed poll is a legally binding document

[muted shuttle]

Huh

[teal bramble]

idk my parents didnt marry in germany so i cant tell u

[teal bramble]

maybe a month. ???

[low mortar]

So this is where you need to get creative

[simple drift]

what 😭

[low mortar]

DVLA require proof of change

In two forms

[ornate latch]

Married in cluj napoca

[low mortar]

Banks usually require 1

[teal bramble]

cr

[ornate latch]

Trust bro

[teal bramble]

fr

[low mortar]

So you can use your deed poll with the bank

And then get a bank statement from the bank

So then you have 2 forms

[simple drift]

i see

[low mortar]

and then you can do dvla

And then you can use drivers license to do passport

[teal bramble]

whats dvla

[low mortar]

Because the systems linked

[teal bramble]

drivers license thing?

[low mortar]

Yeah

[simple drift]

dont i have to get like 5 random people to sign a unenrolled deed poll

[low mortar]

only 1

[simple drift]

1 rando

[low mortar]

It just has to be someone who knows you, but isn’t related to you, but is in a recognised profession

[half compass]

@ornate latch ÁREA SUJEITA A ATAQUE DE GABIRU

[low mortar]

I got my besties mum to do it, she is a uni lecturer

[half compass]

Please translate now

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn WHy does brew suck

[simple drift]

what if its my dads partner and theyre not married

wait no

[desert cairn]

macslop

[simple drift]

shes between jobs rn

[velvet zenith]

brew install skiptools/skip/skip @desert cairn

[low mortar]

Oh wait it is 2

[untold helm]

@simple drift hey can I sign it (I live in the us and I do not know you)

[low mortar]

I did 1

wtf

Did they change it

[simple drift]

i also dont live in the us

[low mortar]

Anyway

[simple drift]

i guess so

[low mortar]

https://www.gov.uk/change-name-deed-poll/make-unenrolled-deed-poll

[ornate latch]

@ornate latch ÁREA SUJEITA A ATAQUE DE GABIRU

[low mortar]

This is what you want

[half compass]

you dont live in the us?

[untold helm]

Typo

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith im an idiot i was wondering why this wasnt building and its bc i was using a command that runs tests

[simple drift]

ignore piss repo

[half compass]

i knew you were a citizen of the golden state

[simple drift]

thanks

[low mortar]

You’ll need 2 witnesses to sign your deed poll. They must be 18 or over.

Some organisations will not accept a deed poll if a witness lives at the same address or is a close relative.

Use the following wording. Replace the words in the square brackets with the relevant details.

[vocal plinth]

Once you get doxxed I will track your package and disguise something you have coming

[low mortar]

I feel like step dads partner might be too close?

[untold helm]

Mods filter bypass

[low mortar]

but if there’s no name relation it might be fine tbh

[teal bramble]

there’s something wrong with you but i genuinely dont know what

you’re freaky

[simple drift]

step dads partner is my mother bro

[half compass]

@ornate latch check dms saar

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn @stekc

Shit

[desert cairn]

What

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn @polar python

ok

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn @polar python @velvet zenith @limber temple Hey twins would u rather live:
Blind but u cant see
or deaf but cant hear...
Lmk

[simple drift]

@low mortar what about passport with unenrolled

[low mortar]

I did that

[teal bramble]

@desert cairn @polar python @velvet zenith @limber temple Hey twins would u rather live:
Blind but u cant see
or deaf but cant hear...
Lmk

[low mortar]

I did it all unenrolled

[simple drift]

how does that work

[desert cairn]

Shut up

[muted shuttle]

??

Just asking a question

[low mortar]

I did my passport with a bank statement and drivers license

[polar python]

Shut the hell up maxine

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

U guys are mean

[polar python]

Deaf i think

[teal bramble]

wow mean

fr

[low mortar]

The only one you’ll struggle with is changing gender marker without medical stuff

[polar python]

Changing gender? @desert cairn

[teal bramble]

yeah i think so too

being blind sucks

deaf is less sucky

[velvet zenith]

Dont talk to me

[simple drift]

annoying

[muted shuttle]

Misogyny

[low mortar]

I had a letter from 2 doctors atp which I submitted at the same time so my passports and drivers license say female

So to the government I’m mostly a woman

I just won’t die a woman

[simple drift]

mostly

[teal bramble]

part time woman

[simple drift]

what

[low mortar]

I don’t have a GRC yet

[teal bramble]

death certificate wont

be

[simple drift]

oh right

[low mortar]

Which means my death certificate will say I was a man

[teal bramble]

as a woman

i t hi nk

yeah

[polar python]

fuck this catto guy on abt

[low mortar]

GRC is like £6

[simple drift]

i was kinda asking why

[jaunty garnet]

didnt you say something said ftf

[muted shuttle]

?? Arent u a man

R u trans gender ?

[simple drift]

is that a typo

[desert cairn]

fuck this catto guy on abt

[muted shuttle]

Congrats on your coming out

[low mortar]

my doctor misfiled it

[teal bramble]

i am

[ornate latch]

Alexander catto on some high drugs

[teal bramble]

What

[muted shuttle]

We support u

[untold helm]

Misinfo grave

[muted shuttle]

Oh

Ok

[low mortar]

No

[simple drift]

cheap

[low mortar]

it is

[teal bramble]

???

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1396006002087694356/togif.gif

[muted shuttle]

@everyone Finish your alcohol there are sober kids in africa

[teal bramble]

How is ts me coming out

[simple drift]

dont you need like 3 years of evidence for a grc

[teal bramble]

its common sense

[low mortar]

Yep

[simple drift]

ages

[ornate latch]

U said it as a woman

[low mortar]

I have that

At least

I have all the medical info

[teal bramble]

“you won’t die as a woman”

Hello

[half compass]

I support you

[polar python]

Fatal error: Could not create ModelContainer: SwiftDataError(_error: SwiftData.SwiftDataError._Error.loadIssueModelContainer, _explanation: nil)

[desert cairn]

this image took 6-7 seconds to load

[low mortar]

I have literally everything

[ornate latch]

Yea bro

Ur trans now

[half compass]

We all do 🏳️‍⚧️

[low mortar]

except my birth certificate

[teal bramble]

fuck bruh

😔

[ornate latch]

?

Something against it ?

[simple drift]

i still get bank statements in the mail every month from nationwide so theres something

[untold helm]

You can get ones with changed genders???

[low mortar]

And you have to send in your original birth certificate so they can send you back a new one with your new name and gender marker on it

[simple drift]

noooo my 18 year old piece of paper

[low mortar]

Ikr

[teal bramble]

no i like the way i am tho

[simple drift]

lowk its impressive how good condition its still in

[ornate latch]

Transgender then

[untold helm]

I get why but that that seems a bit weird

[simple drift]

/fm

[teal bramble]

waht

[simple drift]

oh my god

discord sucks

[green bramble]

Now playing - katehoven #freeskye

Weak Become Heroes

The Streets • Original Pirate Material

20239 total scrobbles

[ornate latch]

Im happy you like being transgender

[green bramble]

Last track for Maxine

Lost

Linkin Park • Papercuts

33973 total scrobbles Using Spotify and lagging behind? Check '/outofsync' - Last scrobble: · Jan 23, 2026, 10:03 PM

[ornate latch]

Im so happy for you

[low mortar]

There’s no way to say “hey I just need the certificate to say I’m a woman from now on I don’t need you to edit the certificate from 20 years ago”

[half compass]

We support you acatto

[teal bramble]

2/10 ragebait

its ok

try another time

[simple drift]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1177471792579887114/1195250962701500466/attachment.gif

[untold helm]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-aVOq6bkAAWIXx.gif

[half compass]

You're my favorite trans person

[untold helm]

@hollow chasm ?

[ashen basin]

Aaron is also my favorite trans person

[simple drift]

@low mortar i used iproov one time and it did not work i had to use a different method of identification

[low mortar]

Oh a GRC also means I can get married correctly

[simple drift]

make it better

[low mortar]

lol

[teal bramble]

you should rename urself to schrödinger the way ur peeking at my messages

[simple drift]

fun

[low mortar]

When was it

Actually

No

[untold helm]

Gayass

[low mortar]

I’m not taking work feedback over discord

[half compass]

Coming out of the closet is a big move I am very proud of you

[untold helm]

Ducking autocorrect

[muted shuttle]

Everyone important question

What flavor am i

[untold helm]

FUCKING*

OH MY GOD

[simple drift]

why not

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-atm-machine-atm-atm-glitching-meme-gif-8853468555615782022

[low mortar]

Actually dm me idk

[simple drift]

when i was trying to set up nhs app that one time

[half compass]

piss

[teal bramble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1452151954263248939/1454566815597596763/caption.gif

Sweeping edge 1?

[simple drift]

papermc

[teal bramble]

No no

Luck

Bad luck

[muted shuttle]

wow big ass poll

Please vote everyone

[teal bramble]

Skye got 2 heavy cores in 8 ominous vaults = Bad Luck for everyone Else

[muted shuttle]

This is for a proejct

[half compass]

Piss @muted shuttle

[jaunty garnet]

@muted shuttle Happy Birthday!

[muted shuttle]

Speaking of skye i need to unwhitelist her from rjb mc

[slim nova]

@teal bramble olm training crashed 🔥

[teal bramble]

@muted shuttle old honda civic 2007 from a smoking previous owner

[muted shuttle]

ewwwww

[teal bramble]

I can’t imagine u otherwise

[simple drift]

this jelly bean from the bean boozled game

[teal bramble]

if u want a positive answer id probably say cherry blossom

[half compass]

goatis approves of this message

[simple drift]

no one even plays it anymore i swear

[simple drift]

who is goatis

[muted shuttle]

Ewwwww

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/goatis-raw-meat-raw-meat-vegan-gif-14140390577131078323

[muted shuttle]

All yall so mean

[simple drift]

yeah thats you sorry

you are a liver & onions jelly bean

lowk

fried liver is good

[jaunty garnet]

???

[half compass]

fym ???

bro has never eaten liver

[teal bramble]

oe person said cookie dough

[jaunty garnet]

oe person

[muted shuttle]

Yeah shes my bestie

[slim nova]

voidai 🔥@teal bramble

[teal bramble]

ts is crazy

a i bracket open ssh colon a ten dash box bracket closed

[desert cairn]

a10 box

[chilly bear]

@muted shuttle chud

[slim nova]

how

[half compass]

@muted shuttle Rate my gravestone

[muted shuttle]

Nuking it later

[jaunty garnet]

we carry the flame

[teal bramble]

Idk

[simple drift]

ill make another one

gl

[dense valve]

Where coords

[untold helm]

We are skye staringatthestars

We carry the ban

[half compass]

-2167 -3039

[dense valve]

I'll be there

[half compass]

she transferred her claims to me before getting unwhitelisted

we need to hold a funeral

[slim nova]

watch olm be better than void inhouse ai

muhahahah

[dense valve]

fr

[onyx storm]

@thorn echo yes?

[jaunty garnet]

?

[untold helm]

@onyx storm yes?

[jaunty garnet]

@untold helm yes?

[untold helm]

@jaunty garnet yes?

[vocal plinth]

No I just hate cats so much I am willing to do the extra mile to troll people involved with them

[onyx storm]

Hhh

[untold helm]

Iii

[jaunty garnet]

Jjj

[jagged turret]

plaim

plain

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle Happy Birthday !

[simple drift]

Wordle 1680 6/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨
⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@muted shuttle do wordle

and get it in less than 6

[muted shuttle]

Wordle 1679 4/6

⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[simple drift]

fuck

wait

thats a different one

do todays

[muted shuttle]

that is today's

in my timezone

[simple drift]

get a new timezone

[red hinge]

Wordle 1680 5/6

🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

ez

[simple drift]

that is unfortunate

[jaunty garnet]

wordle.com took me to some random site

???

how do i open wordle

[red hinge]

/wordle but not in this server

[velvet imp]

Oh lmao skye banned

[worthy garden]

why

[slim nova]

she didn't know

[narrow crown]

new york times games

[velvet imp]

What was it

That happened

[slim nova]

rather not say

[velvet imp]

Cause uh idk how you don’t realize you’re breaking rule 1

[simple drift]

poo

[simple drift]

i can dm you some lovely screenshots if you want

[velvet imp]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-stare-kitty-cat-silly-cat-gif-6353129062187150970

[velvet zenith]

Wordle 1679 6/6

⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛
⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛
⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨
🟨⬛🟨🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[slim nova]

nice

[muted shuttle]

67

[chilly bear]

i wanna see too

[simple drift]

you literally know why

[chilly bear]

ok GOSH sorry

[simple drift]

GOLLY GOSH.

[ornate latch]

@chilly bear @half compass Ludwig is playing against Feinberg

1v1 of the century

[chilly bear]

isn't that in a month

[ornate latch]

no

he's live rn

[chilly bear]

omg he's live

[half compass]

is he finally quitting

he lost

[chilly bear]

this is just

wonderful

[iron zinc]

someone send link 💀

[chilly bear]

u missed the whole thing

https://www.multitwitch.tv/ludwig/feinberg

[iron zinc]

damn

[simple drift]

wtf multitwitch

[narrow crown]

rip skye

[velvet zenith]

Benefit to this server

[half compass]

Ok

nocturne bricked my thang

Spit on that thang

[iron zinc]

wtf is ludwig's room bruh

why is it just a white wall

[half compass]

chudwig

[simple drift]

what the fuck is this trim

you are NOT yung lean

[half compass]

how does this happen

[chilly bear]

dude he's not quitting

dude

[half compass]

bro expected the clickbait master to not clickbait

@chilly bear type 'leave some elo for the rest of us peasents' in chat

[chilly bear]

no

lets 1v1

[versed sun]

When did discord ruin these

[mighty adder]

any seelen ui users here

[half compass]

Issue

@chilly bear 6b1f7wh6 saar

join up saar

[muted shuttle]

Go fuck yourself

[chilly bear]

if i get disconnected im killing myself

[muted shuttle]

My phone is literally on my bed

Like 3 feet away from me

[winter meadow]

Skye got banned?

Why

[chilly bear]

yes

[muted shuttle]

Rule 1

600 wp etc

[jaunty garnet]

this happened to me in class for no reason

[simple drift]

it literally has never NOT worked

[jaunty garnet]

i cant use my iphone anymore

🪫

[muted shuttle]

It worked for me like 30 minutes ago

[simple drift]

works

[muted shuttle]

Message logger

[winter meadow]

Who did she hate on

[muted shuttle]

Idk

[simple drift]

its somewhat complicated

and i cba to explain

i think shes gonna appeal

[iron zinc]

@muted shuttle help my ears are ringing

[muted shuttle]

Pick up then

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle is your refrigerator running

[muted shuttle]

No

[winter meadow]

Why not

[jaunty garnet]

@muted shuttle Hello

[simple drift]

why not

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[simple drift]

your food is gonna go warm

[muted shuttle]

Bored

[simple drift]

effort

[jaunty garnet]

i forgot aseprite was paid

[iron zinc]

you can build it yourself

I did it once it wasn't terrible but I didnt feel like making pixel art after all that effort

[jaunty garnet]

i downloaded it

[iron zinc]

paid?

[jaunty garnet]

prefer not to say.

[iron zinc]

this aint your gender pal

[jaunty garnet]

[iron zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/purple-hair-purple-hair-anime-girl-anime-girl-twirling-hair-gif-12888395663395922617

I'm still looking for who called aptickets blobs, anyone have information...?

[mighty adder]

lmfao

[simple drift]

you never explained why 😢

[jaunty garnet]

wow

[clever finch]

jeez

[iron zinc]

unfortunately not due to my dementia

this is my first day living 👍

[half compass]

@chilly bear good game

[chilly bear]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[half compass]

how does this happen

rejoin

we need to rematch

[chilly bear]

Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Request timed out.
Request timed out.
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Request timed out.

[half compass]

you definitely died and disabled your wifi on purpose

you didnt get the 2 blacksmiths

smoking gun

[chilly bear]

yea that was it

[half compass]

the gun is smoking

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-sleepy-gooba-owa-owaowa-gif-2311503198775714764

[atomic yarrow]

Am i going crazy or does it appears havoc flags and blocklists vpn's data center ip's?

[wanton finch]

i let my friend who’s new to jailbreaking use my apple id so that he could sideload chimera and then he started sideloading the most RANDOM shit ever without my permission

[atomic yarrow]

Like how some shitty big tech companies do

[wanton finch]

and now he’s used up all my app ids

[iron zinc]

thats cringe

[simple drift]

2 in one whitenames

[wanton finch]

and he somehow revoked my livecontainer certificate

[atomic yarrow]

wdym

[desert cairn]

u do realize every apple id has a free acct

[simple drift]

reset your password and wait a week

simple

[iron zinc]

why would you even do that

[iron zinc]

blocking vpns

[atomic yarrow]

What's cringe

[atomic yarrow]

Oh

I know

That's scummy behavior

[iron zinc]

its just annoying

like why do you care that much

[wanton finch]

he kept bugging me abt safety concerns and i didn’t wanna deal with it

[iron zinc]

especially reddit

[desert cairn]

homepage works for me on mullvad

[wanton finch]

and he for some reason got dopamine, odyssey, and trollinstallerx on an iOS 12.5.7 device

[atomic yarrow]

It's not the first time this has hapenned, it's not working for me rn.

[wanton finch]

even though i told him chimera is the only app he needs to use

[desert cairn]

so you decided to give him your apple id credentials

[wanton finch]

like i would forgive him if he sideloaded games or emulators but random tools he can’t even use is crossing the line

[wanton finch]

exactly

[atomic yarrow]

The only possible explanation i see, is that havoc is indeed flagging and blocking vpn's datacenter ip's

[wanton finch]

which was pretty dumb in hindsight

and he has never sideloaded before so idk how he revoked my personal signing certificate

he revoked it and replaced it for his

[desert cairn]

altstore/sidestore whatever asks you to when you log in

[wanton finch]

he didn’t use that

[desert cairn]

free dev accts can only have one

sideloadly same thing

impactor whatever

[wanton finch]

all he had was sideloadly and plumeimpactor

[iron zinc]

yeah so @wanton finch you couldve just told the mf to make a new icloud account for himself 💀

it's all the same unless you pay

[wanton finch]

don’t you think i tried that

[iron zinc]

don’t I thinking tried that

idk

[iron zinc]

mm

wdym

[wanton finch]

and then he started talking about “oh but i don’t have an extra phone number to make one”

[polar python]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith theyre saying as soon as 2030 we wont be owning dogs or cats anymore. sam altman will give everyone a little pet gpt 6.7 mini. itll be way smarter and more useful than a dog but it spies on you. will you be adopting a pet gippity?

[narrow crown]

ur really dumb for giving him ur icloud info

change your passwords dude

[polar python]

@narrow crown Hi unfourtunately sam altman has deemed you deprecated

[vital knoll]

can I have dev login cert pls

[narrow crown]

dont care

[polar python]

did he use altstore i think it does that

[wanton finch]

no he only used sideloadly and plumeimpactor

[atomic yarrow]

I hate it as well, what tech companies claim is, it's for so called "anti-abuse."

But my conclusion is, they're monetizing big time, with your data.

[desert cairn]

u can use the asme one for 2 accounts i think

[muted shuttle]

Showered. What’s up chat

[fossil citrus]

idk

[desert cairn]

lie

[muted shuttle]

You try showering buddy

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[wanton finch]

is it normal to have 6 macbook air/pros on my apple account

[jaunty garnet]

yes

[wanton finch]

they’re all called “macbookpro” or “MacbookPro13’”

if i could send photos

i would send it here

[muted shuttle]

@lone locust Hello my #1 hater I see you’re still alive and reacting to Apple News

[polar python]

altstore and sideloadly add 1 macbook

idk wtf plume impactor is doing

slop