general

[carmine elk]

14* I turn 15 on April 12 btw

my classmates are like “teacher cidstech is gooning pls tell his parents” but when somebody else goons they don’t do anything abt it

[jaunty garnet]

???

just dont goon

its that simple

[slim nova]

what does good UI look like

does anyone have some examples

[short jolt]

okay then don't do it in class

or in public at all

weirdo

[worthy garden]

does this help

[slim nova]

yeah I have no idea

[worthy garden]

idk

ask ai

[slim nova]

my website current design looks shit

no i rather do things on my own

[worthy garden]

it’s totally shit

“totally”

[slim nova]

dont feel like vibecoding today

[worthy garden]

i always am

🧌

[real cobalt]

Shut ur bitch ass up

[ashen basin]

I cooked

[worthy garden]

get him Christian

[real cobalt]

Next person to say some weirdo shit is getting banned by me

[grand lotus]

@real cobalt lemme lick ur gooch

[ashen basin]

gooch is wild

[real cobalt]

Padraig is safe though

[patent crest]

I go bed

[real cobalt]

I don't think I am though

[patent crest]

Gn frens

[coral shadow]

apple is a hitler of or generation

[real cobalt]

Gn

[crisp saffron]

Fuck you

Not every fucking thought needs to be posted

[tender laurel]

Is it normal that /canijailbreak only shows iOS 16 and 17 as options for the OS version?

[crisp saffron]

shows 26 for me

you can probably just replace the text

the bot will still work if it’s right

[wheat veldt]

Do you gais eat rocks too?

Are there levels here

I wanna spam gifs

Dead chat

[tender laurel]

LOL, I entered iOS 14.0.0 (for iPhone XS), and it said this

[crisp saffron]

incredible

ok yeah something borked

refer to ios.cfw.guide instead

https://ios.cfw.guide/get-started/iPhone-XS.html

[jaunty garnet]

jayy would disagree

[half compass]

Free jay

On everyone’s life

[worthy garden]

Hi

[dry monolith]

yo wait that’s a smart idea for holiday highlights

but

then you can’t differentiate between cities…

maybe not that smart

[terse dome]

sure you can, area codes!

[worthy garden]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-f1MQgWEAA0t5j.gif

[dry monolith]

not in like

the uk

and stuff

[terse dome]

oh

not even landline?

[dry monolith]

maybe

i think

but

it’s not like common to know i guess

at least for our generation

[terse dome]

you could argue even knowing your own country code is also somewhat uncommon especially if you've never had to travel outside your country before

[wispy crane]

anyone here like pcs

[elfin slate]

why is it not working

[wispy crane]

why u jailbreaking ur quest

[elfin slate]

yes

cuz i want cydia of course

because cydia is the best

[winter meadow]

Yea but what if you want to enter your number online for verification or some

It’ll ask for the region code

[worthy garden]

is quest 2 jailbreak able

okay i see now

i’m slow

[ashen basin]

it’s a mf android

We are so cooked

[terse dome]

then it usually autofills your country code

ive never had to select it manually except for chinese apps

[elfin slate]

yo carbon works i got cydia

trolley

[stable drift]

hello

just wondering, what this server all about ? i know its about “unlocking full potential” but what does that mean ?

[winter meadow]

What device is that bro

[elfin slate]

ipad air 3

ios 18

[winter meadow]

What is the cydia app actually

[spark yacht]

Old package manager

[winter meadow]

They said they are on iOS 18 gng

I’m not stupid

[spark yacht]

So? Carbon worked

It must be the real cydia

[burnt kite]

Im on Windows, and this shits boring.

🥱

[winter meadow]

You’re CMD

How are you going to leave windows

[burnt kite]

uhhhhh

right

imma install debian

cuz bored

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!! 🎉 🎂

[crimson fjord]

nice

[winter meadow]

It’s one damn specific file GitHub is refusing to download wtf

Can someone get this for me

https://github.com/khanhduytran0/TrollPad/releases/download/1.3/com.kdt.trollpad_1.3_iphoneos-arm64.deb

[elfin slate]

here u go

[worthy garden]

drm removed.

[elfin slate]

huh

actually

it says deb file sharing is considered as piracy

but its a free one tho

im still gonna delete it

[winter meadow]

[elfin slate]

sorry

i dont wanna get banned

[worthy garden]

Keep it

[winter meadow]

It was polyfills preventing the download

Fuck it

[slim nova]

liar liar pants on fire

[red hinge]

OH NO

HELP

IM ON FIRE

[elder copper]

consider building it from source for some stuff I got too lazy to compile. also I have a personal source including it

[sour dagger]

anyone active

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!! 🎉 🎂

[sour dagger]

guys so yall know free Ipa signer sites? In iPhone?

i wanna dl flero so bad

[dusky saffron]

are u logged in github?

[winter meadow]

Dw figured it out

It’s always Polyfills

[dusky saffron]

👍

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!! 🎉 🎂

[burnt kite]

Is Immortals fenyx rising even good

[sour canyon]

its not real shit until the scalpers catch wind

[burnt kite]

wdym

Mr.

[sour canyon]

MACBOOK PRO CONFIRMED PREORDER $9999

[burnt kite]

ong

[elfin slate]

monkeytype (blind friendly)

[muted shuttle]

Based

Idk I haven’t been on in like 2 days I think

[carmine elk]

went back to 2012 bloatbuntu

[slim nova]

is it still supported?

[atomic yarrow]

Throw it to the garbage where it belongs.

That keyboard looks like it makes a lot of noise

I can already hear it

Robert it do go down

https://tenor.com/view/robert-robert228-robert-is-down-fishing-scared-gif-17855337

[winter meadow]

@ruby copper tweaks won’t inject with carbon

[stark spruce]

@glacial valve hey just wanted to let you know iren is down 5%

[winter meadow]

Should I install cydia substrate again?

And all the other stuff

[ruby copper]

idk

works for me

[glacial valve]

No ?

[stark spruce]

yes

actually 6%

[atomic yarrow]

Mr, you do play a lot of games. How good is Immortals Fenyx Rising

[stark spruce]

idk what that is

[atomic yarrow]

Game by ubisoft

[glacial valve]

It’s at 57.87

[stark spruce]

no

US market closed today

[glacial valve]

Why

[stark spruce]

black guy holiday

[atomic yarrow]

Do you do value investing

Or do you trade

[stark spruce]

i wear the kippah and scam others

[atomic yarrow]

So like a stock broker

You trade

You like to gamble huh

[velvet zenith]

Its not gambling if you know what youre doing

[atomic yarrow]

Trading refers to short term transactions for profit

Value investing is long term

[glacial valve]

When you wear kippah, you don’t gamble

You always win

[signal hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-chad-gif-18386674

[proven moss]

Why so cheap

16gb ram too

Something feels off

[winter meadow]

Because you can’t salvage ram from these

[proven moss]

Im serious

I might cop it

[winter meadow]

Do it

But don’t update to Tahoe

[muted shuttle]

kia k4 hatchback

[glacial valve]

Go away

[muted shuttle]

Why

[glacial valve]

Idk

[muted shuttle]

I'm removing wywh from the jellyfin

Ratio.

[glacial valve]

Ok

I downloaded it already anyway

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[carmine elk]

I need 2012 bloatbuntu to compile android 3 tho

[proven moss]

Why so chea

P

Here's the serial

Run it

[winter meadow]

Why do you want honeycomb in the big 26

[glacial valve]

@muted shuttle you can delete

Fr

[muted shuttle]

i was joking

[glacial valve]

I know

[muted shuttle]

Im keeping it on there idc

[glacial valve]

So was I

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

sure hope i guessed the mixes correctly

everything was unlabeled so i had to tag them properly and i just took a guess as to what mix was what

if i guessed wrong let me know

thx

[glacial valve]

It feels so weird

Good weird tho

The Dolby atmos mix is 48kHz

[chrome cosmos]

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[winter meadow]

No ads

Delete this before I ping mods

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yooo tap in

[half compass]

@ornate latch ÁREA SUJEITA A ATAQUE DE GABIRU

[ornate latch]

Ok

[carmine elk]

bc it’s gyat ahh

[ornate latch]

Can someone ban Cid

[carmine elk]

Oops

[winter meadow]

Keep him hes stupid

[ornate latch]

No

Him being stupid is exactly why he should be banned

[carmine elk]

Mods rule 1

[winter meadow]

Then 75% of active members should be also

[ornate latch]

He's a different kind of stupid

[ornate latch]

Suck yourself off

[carmine elk]

mods

Rule 1

[winter meadow]

@ornate latch translate

[ornate latch]

No

[proven moss]

I found a MacBook for cheap cheap

[half compass]

It cant be translated

[ornate latch]

It can

[half compass]

Liar

[ornate latch]

I just don't want to

[half compass]

Nobody can translate that

[winter meadow]

تلحس زبي

[half compass]

It is beyond anybody's understanding

[proven moss]

Lol

ZBIIIIIIIIIII

[ornate latch]

@half compass Mi s-a spus că doriți un pachet de 10 plicuri de pulbere pentru soluție orală, cu premii distractive și grozave de la Wendy's.

Translate pls

[winter meadow]

Will Google translate that

[proven moss]

Nique ta mère

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/city-boy-gravity-falls-cityboy-city-gif-7883969618059930120

[proven moss]

Pincha tu madre pandejo

[winter meadow]

What language is that

[proven moss]

French

[winter meadow]

Wait نيك is from a French origin

Awesome

[proven moss]

Yes

Zbi is Tunisian

Khalik nyak

Can I shittalk furries or will that get me in trouble

Why are they part of the LGBT

Change my mind please

[ornate latch]

?

[half compass]

?

What

[dry monolith]

ancient ass ver

[proven moss]

What what what

[cinder pebble]

What

[proven moss]

Genuine question

[ornate latch]

Wdym why they are part

[cinder pebble]

There's a straight furries if you want to know

[ornate latch]

Of the LGBT

[ornate latch]

Yeah

Being a furry doesn't mean you're part of the LGBT

[proven moss]

Yes but why care about furries when

[ornate latch]

???

[proven moss]

When there are bigger issues at hand

[cinder pebble]

I'm confused

[ornate latch]

What is your point here

[proven moss]

I don't like furries

[cinder pebble]

What issue r u talking about

[ornate latch]

Ok?

Good for you

[carmine elk]

I need it to compile android 3 (I’m the no.1 android 3 fan btw)

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!! 🎉 🎂

[carmine elk]

hbd maxine! ur so big and grown up now! 🥳🎉🎂🎊😘

[cinder pebble]

hbd maxine! ur so big and grown up now! 🥳🎉🎂🎊😘

[narrow crown]

lmao

[low mortar]

Hiiiiiiii

[narrow crown]

am i crazy for feeling kind of gross about this

[ornate latch]

No

I felt physical pain reading that

[cinder pebble]

[narrow crown]

gmmm amy

i cannot wait to go back to school

i booked my train tickets

[low mortar]

I had to leave early today

[desert cairn]

[redacted] would talk about how it's not a bot and how people are desperate for work

[low mortar]

After puking for the 6th time I just gave up trying

[narrow crown]

awww poor amy

[low mortar]

[desert cairn]

Same guy btw

Actual loser

[narrow crown]

the kiss emoji at the end just sends it off the deep end

[green bramble]

Now playing - nebula

Sparks Will Fly (feat. Jhené Aiko)

J. Cole • Born Sinner (Deluxe Version)

1424 artist scrobbles · 33 track scrobbles · 14969 total scrobbles

[low mortar]

I want to be able to eat something

😭

[ornate latch]

Use your mouth

Simple

[desert cairn]

Shrimple

[low mortar]

My stomach disagrees

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[narrow crown]

i hope u can eat big soup

[low mortar]

Liquids aren’t working either

[narrow crown]

NOOOO

[low mortar]

I swear the dehydration is just making the headache worse

[dry monolith]

no you don't

[narrow crown]

aww thats awful

[dry monolith]

you dont need old ubuntu to compile android 3

[ornate latch]

Ubuntu older than you

[velvet zenith]

Ubuntu older than me too bro

[desert cairn]

My left AirPod keeps screeching at me

[velvet zenith]

Ok

Get new ones

[desert cairn]

Idk if I want to get new AirPods or get some wireless headphones

These work they're just annoying sometimes

[muted shuttle]

iems

[desert cairn]

I have but they're wired

Not what I'm looking for

Not using wired shit anywhere other than my desk it's annoying

[velvet zenith]

fr

[muted shuttle]

uhhh there are bluetooth adapters for iems

Might work idk

[velvet zenith]

thats stupid

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[half compass]

?????? oh my fucking god what the hell

[velvet zenith]

Whats the point of having bluetooth on something thats still wired

[muted shuttle]

What are u on about

[velvet zenith]

Yup

They still got wires between them

[muted shuttle]

No they dont dog

[velvet zenith]

Yup

[muted shuttle]

https://www.amazon.com/Bluetooth-Adapter-Wireless-Waterproof-CCA/dp/B09M9WJVS2

[velvet zenith]

Wire

[twilit lantern]

Hey there is an iOS update, how do I make sure I can keep my jailbreak (iPhone 6s, 15.8.5)

[muted shuttle]

uhh

15.8.5 is the last version for that device

[thick tapir]

wtf did he say to get warned?

[desert cairn]

Is this universal

[muted shuttle]

Idk probably

Do your research idk

[desert cairn]

Pmo that Spotify only gives a 5 band eq also

And Apple music only gives presets

And everything else sucks

[twilit lantern]

So do I just update it? Will dopamine work or do I get a new ipa?

[desert cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1410741489876865084/1462248698565099570/image.png?ex=696f7af9&is=696e2979&hm=a7d79d4d27778a32c6212375d4a97f95da794ace2beb55550867f7a409177cca& I use ts on my desktop

[twilit lantern]

Oh

[muted shuttle]

15.8.5 is the last version for that device idk what update you are talking about

[twilit lantern]

I haven't updated my device

I am still on 15.8.3

[muted shuttle]

Oh

It's safe to update but you'll have to reinstall TrollStore and Dopamine

[twilit lantern]

I haven't use my iphone in a while...

Oh ok thanks

[muted shuttle]

Might have to reinstall your tweaks and stuff I forgot if updating nukes the jailbreak entirely

[twilit lantern]

And this is the last update ever?

I don't have to worry about it 😭

[velvet zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1410741489876865084/1462248698565099570/image.png?ex=696f7af9&is=696e2979&hm=a7d79d4d27778a32c6212375d4a97f95da794ace2beb55550867f7a409177cca& I use ts on my desktop

[muted shuttle]

Unless apple randomly drops 15.8.6 you're fine

[velvet zenith]

Yea it does

[desert cairn]

Wow same

[desert cairn]

Of course it overwrites preboot IDIOT

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[velvet zenith]

Of course youd know this

[desert cairn]

Ts guy doesn't know where the jailbreak files are

[velvet zenith]

ummm

/var/jb

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/btweers-gif-12554037691025205909

[half compass]

He is the Pale rain

[desert cairn]

/private/preboot/{active}/procursus or some shit

[half compass]

@desert cairn Yooo why my palerain dont work

[desert cairn]

It detects gay people

[muted shuttle]

Wow youre fucking stupid

[half compass]

Ok

[velvet zenith]

Wheres your job

[obtuse ruin]

That’s why your name got removed from the credits when you found god

[desert cairn]

This is true

[gusty kernel]

hi

[wooden shadow]

can you play with people on pc if you jit minecraft java?

[slim nova]

yes you can multiplayer in pojav launcher

[wooden shadow]

can u launch pojave launcher with livecontainer?

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!! 🎉 🎂

[coarse ginkgo]

silence

[main timber]

yes

[ornate latch]

@desert cairn Yooo why my ding by itsnebulalol not working

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn Yooo why my ding by itsnebulalol not working

[coarse ginkgo]

why are you not working

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Did you close your rings today ?

[worthy garden]

hi

@velvet zenith Did you close your rings today ?

[muted shuttle]

@velvet zenith Did you close your rings today ?

[gusty kernel]

#1462837367642787921

need a bit of help

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8f54WRV/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

Jasmin (@jasmin.ka4)

❤️ 36.8K 💬 517 🔁 7K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Dec 1, 2025, 7:31 AM

[coral fog]

@velvet zenith Did you close your rings today ?

[worthy garden]

https://tenor.com/view/pixel-gogogadget-pixelenhancer-gif-17359957589479385490

[wooden shadow]

whats the diffrent between sidestore+livecontainer stable and nightly?

[winter meadow]

Stable is stable nightly is like a beta

[wooden shadow]

yeah whats the different

[muted shuttle]

one is stable one is potentially unstable

[wooden shadow]

why would one download the nightly one if it doesnt do anything new and unstable?

[winter meadow]

Ask whoever downloaded it

[muted shuttle]

to test new features when they come out

[exotic thistle]

nightly does do stuff thats new and unstable, hence why its nightly

with sidestore its rarely new features a end user cares about tho

like for instance since 0.6.2 (latest iirc), nightly has done mostly bug fixs, mostly involving ios 26,

[thick tapir]

dawg i got a yt video recommended with the hard r in the title 😭

[low mortar]

wtf

[trail isle]

no fucking way

streetpass in the big 26

[low mortar]

hi kate

[trail isle]

gm

[terse dome]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2013236862870012371 @americans

Matthew Cappucci (@MatthewCappucci)

UPGRADE! A SEVERE or G4 geomagnetic storm is now predicted by the Space Weather Prediction Center ! This *could* bring widespread auroral displays to the United States *if* things ensue as modeled. This is anticipated TONIGHT, Monday night, January 19!

We are awaiting a magnetic shockwave called a CME, or coronal mass ejection. A NASA model shows the CME may be stronger, and faster, than originally modeled, meaning it could slam Earth's magnetic field around 8 p.m. Eastern time Monday night. That impact will spark auroral displays.

The northern U.S. may see some colors overhead, primarily green and/or purple, whereas areas to the south might notice a reddish or green glow on the northern horizon. The colors won't appear quite as vibrant to your eyes as they do on camera, but an impressive display remains possible.

NOTE: there remains uncertainty regarding the timing, and realistically the impact could ensue any time within 6 hours either side of that time frame.…

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 19, 2026, 1:07 PM

[velvet zenith]

Thanks

[molten lance]

isn't that a built in game that came with windows?

Another reason to not use Windows 11

[uncut token]

yes i play it sometimes but disabled the notifications a while ago and i got this today

[shy oasis]

Phoenix is so dead bro

Now that the new carbon.sep jailbreak came out

And everpwnage (likely)

[terse dome]

@ruby copper why is it on the sep.lol domain if 32 bit devices dont even have sep

[low mortar]

dude is too cheap to buy a domain

[terse dome]

@low mortar haiiii

[low mortar]

hiiiiiiiiiii

[terse dome]

i get to be fucked by a stats&probs course exam in a few minutes

!

[low mortar]

yooo

[teal bramble]

too broke to buy new donain

[low mortar]

i got told to go home from uni

[muted shuttle]

if i drink enough i get told to go home as well

❤️

[low mortar]

one week i will get 100% attendance

im at 50% this week

[terse dome]

drink enough water maybe bc ur american

[low mortar]

I skipped 1 session this morning because I Just couldnt stop puking at all, made it to the start of one this afternoon

but just being at the start counts for attendance

[muted shuttle]

The baby's kicking!! He must like vodka monsters 🥰

[teal bramble]

why

wtf

[low mortar]

I believe the sentence was "you look like if you stay here any longer your brain might actually leak out your ear, please go home"

I felt like I could power through, it was just the constant puking thats pissing me off

I want to eat something!

[wicked surge]

@low mortar AMY! zpepe_dogehug

[trail isle]

[hard comet]

had the most unfriendly bus driver ever today, mf fucked w the wrong guy. just filed a complaint against him 😭😭
be nice or don’t speed and run yellow lights

he’s not gonna lose his job over this but i hope he faces even the tiniest repercussion

[exotic thistle]

zamn

my brain is mush from 0 sleep and like 8 monsters too many

comp sci class not helping

[signal hazel]

https://www.tiktok.com/@bbcnews/video/7597098062229540118?

we’re never getting gta 6

[ruby copper]

nah

theres a reason for it

[indigo bough]

what was 18 days ago MINEEK??

[thick tapir]

aw hell nah i got work saturday and theres 6 inches of snow 💀

[chilly bear]

i didn’t know it came in squares

[thick tapir]

how tf do i even drive 😭

[chilly bear]

aren’t you supposed to like function better on snow?

ohh

ur scared of getting caught

i see

[little peak]

should i update my phone i’m on ios 26.0 public beta 4/dev beta 6 23A5326a

[indigo bough]

sure!!

[winter meadow]

Ye

[vocal plinth]

I’m pushing you down some stairs

[royal thorn]

uhhhhh

[gilded rapids]

@muted shuttle @gusty gulch @low mortar playdoh date night

[exotic thistle]

mineek can u port carbon to ios 18 pls

thanks

[exotic thistle]

eat it.

[gilded rapids]

True

[exotic thistle]

eat all of ir

[wicked surge]

there about to have babies

OtterHappy

[cinder pebble]

waw., peak

[untold helm]

You’ll loose nugget and misaka 26

[lunar nest]

hi gay

[split nimbus]

@spark gale hello

[spark gale]

hi

[split nimbus]

how are u freen ..

[spark gale]

couldnt be better

[split nimbus]

how come.

[spark gale]

life is good fren

[split nimbus]

good to hear this!!!

u found love?

[spark gale]

how are you fren

[split nimbus]

is this a yes.

[spark gale]

it is a work in progress

[split nimbus]

i am good aswell fren!!!

oooo

[spark gale]

went on a date last night

[split nimbus]

ooo

[spark gale]

date #2

[split nimbus]

and…??

[spark gale]

there will be a date 3

[split nimbus]

oooooo!!!!

what did u do on the date

[spark gale]

went to dave and busters

[split nimbus]

what is this.

American thing.

[spark gale]

you dont know D&B??

its an arcade

[split nimbus]

we don’t have this

ooo

i love arcades

[real cobalt]

I don't want to see you in a car ever

[split nimbus]

i went to one once i thought it was for kids before but when i went i loved it ..

i will have to go to arcades more ..

[spark gale]

this one you need ID to get into

since there is a bar there

[split nimbus]

ooo

fren what will the next date be

cinema

[spark gale]

we are both very competitive so we are gonna play the Wii

[split nimbus]

where

At ur place

[spark gale]

her place

[split nimbus]

oooo

fren this is a good moment to say

oh its late ..

i will not get home in time.

she will say oh u can stay here ..

for the night!

[spark gale]

get ur head out of the gutter fren

she lives nearby

[split nimbus]

shit..

Yes then this will not work : (

@muted shuttle give Aaron some good love advice ..

trust me maxine knows advice.

[muted shuttle]

Umm

Wrong person to ask

[muted shuttle]

wtf!!!

[split nimbus]

wtf why is this!

[muted shuttle]

the right person loves the wii

[muted shuttle]

Cause nobody want me

[split nimbus]

wow…

but this cannot be ..

there is always someone

@spark gale give maxine some love advice..

[spark gale]

dont be a discord moderator

[split nimbus]

realest shit i heard this year fr.

[gusty gulch]

how cute

[wicked surge]

says the guy who is seeing someone and has a discord server

[spark gale]

theres a difference between owning and moderating

jazzy is dating an ex-moderator

keyword ex

[split nimbus]

don’t forget the minecraft server

[wicked surge]

oh ya that too

[exotic thistle]

just get huzz

not hard

bisexual and no huzz smh

[wicked surge]

jazzy and joe are like the only people i know who actually had a successful edating experience

[exotic thistle]

u forgetting aaron and gir

[alpine spoke]

Another unecessary jailbreak

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/ratio-gif-10659919215624036811

[exotic thistle]

wdym

carbon is a god send

[alpine spoke]

only 3 devices you would even want it for

All others are either not 32bit or suck on iOS 8-9

[exotic thistle]

it supports ios 8 too

[alpine spoke]

isn't iOS 8 bad on A5 chipset too

[exotic thistle]

its eh

ios 9 is only the real bad one

atleast on my ipad mini1, ios 9 runs whatever, ios 8 runs great tho

[alpine spoke]

Also storage

most of these devices came with 8GB of storage making them not worth using

I guess iPads came with 16GB which is barely acceptable

[exotic thistle]

storage ive never rlly had a issue with

its just like "oh yeah this device has low storage, so stuff doesnt take up much storage to compensate"

[untold helm]

Bro be greatful 🙏😭

[exotic thistle]

fr

i been waiting for a ios 9 web jb since like

2015

[winter meadow]

Is anyone here on Retrogram

It’s boring

[winter meadow]

It already exists

JB me 4.0

But not 9.3.5

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus got myself some stroopwafels

[lunar nest]

woah wafels

[wicked surge]

nebula

[split nimbus]

WOWZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sleek rivet]

hi mineek :D :D thank you for sending over mineekbypass the other day 🙏 it was awesome 👍 👍

[winter meadow]

hi mineek :D :D thank you for sending over mineekbypass the other day 🙏 it was awesome 👍 👍

[jaunty garnet]

hi mineek :D :D thank you for sending over mineekbypass the other day 🙏 it was awesome 👍 👍

[winter meadow]

Social media revivals suck ass

[sleek rivet]

what does that mean

[winter meadow]

Like private servers

[sleek rivet]

and what does that mean

[true plover]

[winter meadow]

Example

https://youtu.be/8eoqjHbGGQE?si=aODdZlH2uyD697NC

[true plover]

help

my boss keeps sending me pictures of deep fryers

[sleek rivet]

is there more than 1 video of this type anyway

[winter meadow]

There’s a similar thing for instagram

[sleek rivet]

seeing this video and saying "social media revivals suck ass" is insane

[winter meadow]

Do u have a legacy iOS device

Try them yourself

[trail isle]

NO WAY

NO FUCKING WAY

I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE AN EVEN OLDER DISCORD ACCOUNT

im transferring everything to this account immediately

[winter meadow]

Is it here

[trail isle]

no

only notable server its in is lunar client and lutris

tf is this

[chilly bear]

HypeSquad Brilliance

[trail isle]

what is that

[chilly bear]

HypeSquad

[jaunty garnet]

HypeSquad

[trail isle]

what

[chilly bear]

why are you so confused

[trail isle]

idk what that even is

i do not remember ts

i didnt even know this account existed

[chilly bear]

i meant about everything

about life

[jaunty garnet]

???

[chilly bear]

you are all very confused people.

[jaunty garnet]

@trail isle what should i get

to replace earpods

[trail isle]

its from an ancient google account i have that i havent logged into in 8 years

so

I HAVE ANOTHER STEAM ACCOUNT TOO

WHAT

[chilly bear]

i like playing games with my friends

[trail isle]

i HAD a samsung account apparently

[chilly bear]

all the games

no

i don't do that

[red hinge]

holy muffin

[simple drift]

old account

[chilly bear]

whitename

[simple drift]

@muted shuttle can you move my xp over to this account from @trail isle thanks

[muted shuttle]

Youre an owner that’s not any better

[trail isle]

tis i

[muted shuttle]

Wtf happened to your old one

[muted shuttle]

uhhhhh

[trail isle]

nothing

just

that one is older

[muted shuttle]

Contact modmail

[trail isle]

so

[muted shuttle]

I can’t do it

[trail isle]

[muted shuttle]

I can’t transfer profiles

[trail isle]

poo

ill do it later

[simple drift]

https://tenor.com/view/gtlive-matpat-steph-gif-13148779

[trail isle]

do i just dm the bot or what

[muted shuttle]

DM modmail saying you want to transfer your profile to your other account

[simple drift]

ok

[main timber]

h

[jaunty garnet]

@muted shuttle did you legally purchase coconutbattery plus

[muted shuttle]

My friend bought it and shared their license

[jaunty garnet]

oh

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle i got a q

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Hello

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[low mortar]

Why are you altimg

[muted shuttle]

What

[low mortar]

Nerd

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle i got a q

[coarse ginkgo]

is it your birthday today

[low mortar]

😭

[simple drift]

2018 account i didnt realise existed

so

[muted shuttle]

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!! 🎉 🎂

[desert cairn]

.

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Happy day!! 🎉

[low mortar]

This joke will go so hard on your birthday

[ruby copper]

well

[low mortar]

Only 360 days to go

[ruby copper]

notice how lean didn't wish her a happy birthday on her birthday

[simple drift]

haha beats you

[ruby copper]

[simple drift]

get rekd

[desert cairn]

I have an account like a year older I think

[coarse ginkgo]

i actually did and she still ignored me

[desert cairn]

Than this one

[coarse ginkgo]

so

[ruby copper]

oh

[simple drift]

fuck i have like none of my gifs on here

this is tragic

[coarse ginkgo]

not in this server tho

i think it was in gorn

[dense valve]

@polar python do you know where to put the webhook url for reaction logging in gir (owner of discord kicked the bot and it removed the webhook so now i have to fix the url)

[desert cairn]

@muted shuttle That means you owe him a thank you for each day late

[coarse ginkgo]

stkc got nothing to do with gir lil bro

[desert cairn]

So like 8 thank yous

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1449613123630665851/speed.gif

[true plover]

He’s too busy vibe coding

[dense valve]

https://tenor.com/view/lying-wong-gif-7845920779899236663

[coarse ginkgo]

i’m not opening my gif picker in this server

[vocal plinth]

It is just a bunch of support for Israel don’t worry

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/city-boy-gravity-falls-cityboy-city-gif-7883969618059930120

[dense valve]

https://tenor.com/view/city-boy-city-boy-meme-city-boy-tiktok-city-boy-gif-meme-gif-11576401852819635309

[low mortar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1105872077841502338/speed.gif

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[true plover]

I

LOVE

this gif

[muted shuttle]

you didn't wish me a happy birthday on my birthday

you did it a day after

[ashen basin]

Fuck heated rivalry, we’ve got a new gay ass game of thrones Baratheon man

[muted shuttle]

intentionally ignored my actual birthday to do it the day after

[true plover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1109214684172791888/1138178876858712125/gif.gif

[coarse ginkgo]

ok

[polar python]

Idk lol

I set up gir a year ago and have not touched it since

[coarse ginkgo]

meow

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8faRbpx/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

ilon (@ilonoriental)

❤️ 1.8K 💬 17 🔁 251

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Jan 18, 2026, 11:33 PM

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/bottomsplitceo/status/2012935970019025231?s=46 there’s a third twin tower?????

Jordan Werth (@bottomsplitCEO)

the highlight of this tulsa trip is seeing this building i had no idea existed!!!! a half scale replica of the original world trade center built in the late 70s by the same architect. wow!!!!

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 18, 2026, 5:11 PM

[little peak]

oh right

well i’m still not updating so in 5 years i can sell it and be rich

[low mortar]

god i thought this was the grok plane crash video for a sec

[thick tapir]

taking a trip to tulsa is fucking wild

worst city of all time

[low mortar]

https://fixupx.com/coreforjustice/status/2012875995636781366?s=20

Juan (@coreforjustice)

@911AV1 The plane cannot penetrate; this happens at 800 miles per hour. When a plane crashes, according to Grok's video, it doesn't penetrate.

**💬 864 🔁 166 ❤️ 757 👁️ 4.93M **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Jan 18, 2026, 1:13 PM

[half compass]

thanks grok

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle

[simple drift]

@grok this user said fuck you. what do you think about that?

[jaunty garnet]

whitename.

[ruby copper]

fr

[simple drift]

modmail is yet to get back to me

smh

[ruby copper]

@simple drift

Accept frq

or banned

[simple drift]

did

[ruby copper]

Tjhanks

[simple drift]

[ruby copper]

where my carbon users at

[thick tapir]

i love quora emails

[muted shuttle]

CAN A GIRL NOT COOK HER PIZZA ROLLS!!!

DAMN!!!!

[simple drift]

no

[jaunty garnet]

did mineek just get banned

[muted shuttle]

too many scams

[frosty stump]

Whats that vanilla aether portal just there

[simple drift]

i would send all mine but this account does not have embed.

smh

[low mortar]

omg i love pizza rolls

[ruby copper]

Yes

@muted shuttle Enjoy ur pizza rolls.

Hello btw

[ruby copper]

I think she might still be cooking her pizza rolls

Oh no

[low mortar]

hi mineek!!!

[ruby copper]

they're gonna overcook

Hiii

[thick tapir]

last time i had pizza rolls i cooked them at 7pm then left them out until 10am the next day and ate them 😭

hurt my stomach

[ruby copper]

idk what pizza rolls are ngl

are they american

[thick tapir]

yes

[hot junco]

That’s actually really cool

[thick tapir]

frozen pizza but in a roll

[ruby copper]

damn

thats the most american shit ive ever heard

bros are not denying the stereotype

[trail isle]

whitename edition

[low mortar]

i quite like them

[wicked surge]

I'm watching the running man

[simple drift]

member

[thick tapir]

they also tasted like ass ngl

[low mortar]

ive only ever found them in the freezer aisle of the university convenience store 😭

and the only cooking instructions they had was microwave

but oh my god did they slap with vodka and redbull

[ruby copper]

Should I make popcorn

[ashen basin]

I like pizza rolls

[low mortar]

yes

[ruby copper]

Bet

[split nimbus]

@ruby copper @low mortar @ashen basin @thick tapir

[wicked surge]

@split nimbus Hi

[wicked surge]

nervousdoggo

[muted shuttle]

Theyre very good

[ruby copper]

is this positive

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[simple drift]

at administrators please transfer my xp

i need embed perms

this is dire

[half compass]

fake kate

@muted shuttle Impersonator

Help

[low mortar]

hold on i'll just do it for you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1462536052840464436/togif.gif

[simple drift]

REAL ☑️

[split nimbus]

if u are the real kate

answer this question

[simple drift]

no pizza rolls

[split nimbus]

what is ur minecraft build called

[simple drift]

new new vegas

green glass pyramid

[split nimbus]

ok this is the real kate.

[half compass]

thats what the fake kate would say

[half compass]

what is the block id of green glass

[ruby copper]

https://fixvx.com/slitherio/status/2012689683709415783 why do they take ts so seriously

slither.io (@slitherio)

No @Google @GeminiApp, as we told you last month, our game is not available on N*tflix! We are also in a lawsuit against the company behind "Sn*ke​.io N*TFLIX"! Fix your dollar store offbrand garbage temu walmart AI and stop publishing libelous statements about our game! Thanks

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 18, 2026, 12:53 AM

[simple drift]

67

[ruby copper]

Like sure slither.io was the OG but idk

[half compass]

who put you onto instagram reels

[ruby copper]

rootfs and shep

My ig reels feed is very cooked however

Unsharable things

[half compass]

@glacial valve thank you

you are making him see the purpose of humanity

[simple drift]

thats just what instagram is like

[ruby copper]

Wtf did they do to the role thing

Why does it look lobotomized

[half compass]

they made it like you

[ruby copper]

the icons aren't even centered anymore

[half compass]

They made it AUTISTIC

[glacial valve]

Np mate

[ruby copper]

Brooo this is ass

[glacial valve]

Hold on @ruby copper you should only have racism on your feed

[ruby copper]

This looks SO bad

[glacial valve]

Why is there CS

[green bramble]

Now playing - Google [A15, 18.3.1]

Deadcrush

alt-J • RELAXER

359 total scrobbles

[fossil citrus]

this is such a good song

[chilly bear]

what are you displaying in this image

[ruby copper]

that the role icon isnt centered with anything

it looks so bad

vibe coded ahh ai

ui*

[half compass]

@ruby copper do you know what agartha is now

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle

[stark spruce]

must not fall for french rage bait

[ruby copper]

rootfs is

[fossil citrus]

i always think rootfs is opa334 for some reason

i think its the pfp + role

[half compass]

he's the french nationalist opa334

[simple drift]

correct

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper

[muted shuttle]

About that

[split nimbus]

freen u ok..

[muted shuttle]

Yea

Joyous

I have pizza rolls so i will be ok.

[split nimbus]

i don’t believe this.

if u not ok u will dm me yes..

[muted shuttle]

ok stibby

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-3555983607747631247

[simple drift]

is katehoven a peak username or what

how was that not taken

[velvet imp]

hi kate

oh wow

2018

[simple drift]

ikr

[terse dome]

The name may derive[15] from the contraction of the regional words eind (meaning "last" or "end") and hove (or hoeve, a section of some 14 hectares of land). Toponymically, eind occurs commonly as a prefix and postfix in local place- and street names. A "hove" comprised a parcel of land which a local lord might lease to private persons (such as farmers). Given that a string of such parcels existed around Woensel, the name Eindhoven may have originated with the meaning literally "last hoves on the land of Woensel" in Dutch language.

[simple drift]

i didnt even realise this account existed until today

[terse dome]

14 hectares of kate

[chilly bear]

kateh oven

[terse dome]

oven

[simple drift]

i need to buy discord cat ears on this account

what colour do i get this time

[chilly bear]

that one

cat ears are cringe

[thick tapir]

paying for online cosmetics in general is cringe

i js dont get it

[low mortar]

omg hi dani

[terse dome]

anyways mods please kick her old account or it becomes an alt and gets banned

!

[velvet imp]

hiii

[low mortar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G91eb0Ea8AANGBj.gif

[muted shuttle]

me and who,

[terse dome]

@low mortar my 95% confidence interval for my exam results are within [0.5, 0.95]

!

[low mortar]

!

[velvet imp]

https://tenor.com/view/pet-a-cat-stroking-a-cat-gif-26152631

[terse dome]

i do not enjoy fingers inside of my eye

[green bramble]

Now playing - kate

THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY

Leroy • THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY

20060 total scrobbles

[chilly bear]

can i use the pisces profile effect as a virgo or will the star gods strike me down?

[simple drift]

ill email zeus to strike you dead if you do that

watch out bucko

[low mortar]

omg i do!

[ruby copper]

@terse dome @simple drift @muted shuttle @low mortar I'm SO done with my oppo buds. They suck and I'm gonna order AirPods Pro 3 tomorrow I think

[low mortar]

ha

what made you change ur mind

i remmber like 2 or 3 days ago you were adament they were fire

[muted shuttle]

I think you'll like them,

[simple drift]

why tf did you buy OPPO buds

[muted shuttle]

I'm using my pro 3s rn

In a call with a friend

[simple drift]

i can even androidsob bruh i dont have nitro

[terse dome]

you had oppo buds

???

[simple drift]

ill get nitro on the weekend

[ruby copper]

They have this stupid but where they just randomly go out of battery until you charge them for 1 minute and then they work for 2 hours again

[low mortar]

bruh

[ruby copper]

sigh

[muted shuttle]

Why sigh

[low mortar]

ive been using my pro 3s to drown out the sounds of demolition

[muted shuttle]

the anc is goated

[low mortar]

next to the room i was working in at uni today is being torn apart

constant hammering and drilling

couldnt hear a thing

[ruby copper]

I didn't

I got them for free with another purchase

[simple drift]

oh ok

[ruby copper]

They're acceptable but they kinda suck

[empty crane]

did someone know how to get API-token app for Webconfig ? for free

[simple drift]

i would imagine

[terse dome]

@ruby copper used airpods

[polar python]

did someone know how to get API-token app for Webconfig ? for free

[simple drift]

well apparently the pro 3s are good

[low mortar]

did someone know how to get API-token app for Webconfig ? for free

[simple drift]

i havent used them

[muted shuttle]

did someone know how to get API-token app for Webconfig ? for free

[terse dome]

did someone know how to get API-token app for Webconfig ? for free

[low mortar]

we're awful people

[ruby copper]

No I'm not poor I can afford new ones. But I'm also a bit poor so it'll be a big purchase

[empty crane]

imagine copying other

[ruby copper]

Is it worth it....

[muted shuttle]

imagine copying other

[muted shuttle]

Absolutely

[half compass]

imagine copying other

[empty crane]

good dog lil bro

[half compass]

good dog lil bro

good dog lil bro

[polar python]

idk if ur gonna ask for free shit at least make ur sentence coherent first

[low mortar]

absolutely

[terse dome]

poor but not poor

that is a uhh

[ruby copper]

Yes

[terse dome]

contradiction

[velvet imp]

poor ppl

[muted shuttle]

good dog lil bro

[half compass]

Yessss im a good puppy 🤤

[muted shuttle]

I'm banning you from rjb mc

[grand lotus]

🤢

[terse dome]

remove the mc

[ruby copper]

Can we ban ts dude

Yes I meant ts as this shit

[chilly bear]

yes you are!

[fervent dove]

plx deleted a message

@half compass you bring the 2 rs in r/jailbreak

Message ID: 1462917431109619763 · Jan 19, 2026, 9:11 PM

[velvet imp]

you're just using slang

[half compass]

No i only bring one of them

rootfs brings the other

[thick tapir]

]

[ruby copper]

No people like to think I use ts as "this"

Which is not what I mean

Because I say ts dude

For example

[terse dome]

yeah you mean trollstore of course

[half compass]

LMAOOOO LMAOOOO LOL HAHAHA

[low mortar]

HA I found something similar outside my doctors office a couple months back

[half compass]

LOLLL LMAOOO