general

[muted shuttle]

My shit broken

[wicked surge]

rip

[trail isle]

no im slowmode immune too

i think its just whitenames

i think its mem + is immune

!t xp

[fervent dove]

xp

(/xp to check your level)

level 15 - member plus
level 30 - member pro
level 50 - member edition
level 75 - member one
level 100 - member ultra

Added by sahmoee | Used 449 times · Feb 14, 2024, 3:50 AM

[manic tulip]

Show the update log twin

[trail isle]

18 levels to member one

[muted shuttle]

uhhhhh

where

[trail isle]

already

[wicked surge]

maybe i will become member one this year. lol

[muted shuttle]

Nvm

Found it

[wicked surge]

malware

[jaunty garnet]

spyware

[half compass]

This device isn't eligible for the requested build.

Haha

Idiot

[chilly bear]

how long have you been mem ed

[wicked surge]

very longb time

[burnt kite]

I'll be mem edition forever

[untold helm]

Maxineware

[chilly bear]

before or after i joined

[ornate latch]

@half compass Many penises are coming your way. Say YES to affirm

[chilly bear]

like january '24

[half compass]

YES

https://tenor.com/view/city-boy-gravity-falls-cityboy-city-gif-7883969618059930120

[wicked surge]

idk i dont remember

[ornate latch]

bro took 10 seconds to type yes

[muted shuttle]

i thought it would show 26.1 stable but it's instead 26.1 rc or something

[ornate latch]

what a dumbass

[chilly bear]

i think i beat you

[half compass]

Duh you’re on the public beta channel

Probably why

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[muted shuttle]

they put stable on beta channels once stable is out though ?

[velvet zenith]

No

[half compass]

Delayed otas work in mysterious ways

[trail isle]

finally working

[muted shuttle]

kernel panic

[trail isle]

i know nothing about delayota

i should learn

[trail isle]

no

[chilly bear]

so basically it delays ur ota

[trail isle]

bro its still loading

[ornate latch]

Yep kernel panic

[trail isle]

❌

[ornate latch]

Ai generated]

[trail isle]

sure buddy

[jaunty garnet]

pissware

[mighty adder]

any devs

[half compass]

https://tenor.com/view/city-boy-gravity-falls-cityboy-city-gif-7883969618059930120

[green sequoia]

omfg i can't stand being in this car anymore

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[green sequoia]

fuck this shit please thanks

a spider came from the trunk and walked on my neck, back is killing me

5G is soooo good i love 5G, so much better than 4G and definitely worth leaving it on

[real cobalt]

Why we on slow mode

Cuz of new jb?

[velvet zenith]

yea

It doesnt work on the car thing btw nebula tried

[real cobalt]

But #jailbreak isn't on slow mode lol

[real cobalt]

Shucks

[velvet zenith]

Yup

[burnt kite]

I think it only applies to whitenames

Not sure

Someone else said that

[trail isle]

aaron did it idk

[wicked surge]

where do you live that has green grass?

[burnt kite]

Because whitenames flood the chat whenever a new jailbreak comes out

😅

[green sequoia]

southern 🇧🇷

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-американскийпсихопат-кристианбейл-american-psychopath-christian-bale-gif-17867735

[wicked surge]

oh lucky

[real cobalt]

I know

[green sequoia]

the road was great for not driving or being near it today

[burnt kite]

I'm procrastinating even more today.

I need more caffeine

[green sequoia]

caffeine is a lie

it doesn't do anything

[burnt kite]

It's not

[real cobalt]

No u just gotta start working

[green sequoia]

just placebo

[burnt kite]

But you build up tolerance

That's real

[green sequoia]

i barely drink any caffeinated stuff and have never felt a difference with lots of coffee or energy drinks

i'm joking about it being a lie ofc but caffeine just makes me want to take a shi

nothing good

[astral frigate]

I feel sleepy after drinking coffee

built different

[wicked surge]

drink mtw dew

[trail isle]

false

[gilded rapids]

playdoh date @trail isle

[trail isle]

brilliant

[wicked surge]

you got too much time on your hands

[gilded rapids]

it’s Sunday date night ):

Plus it’s rainy outside

[vocal plinth]

Bruh for real

Why the fuck slow mode on

[ornate latch]

buns

I'm immune to it

this is peak

[vocal plinth]

I won’t pay for that

That is actual buns

[ornate latch]

you're just broke

[vocal plinth]

No I don’t care for nitro

Why the fuck would I pay $100 for nitro

[true plover]

Whar slow mode

[ornate latch]

it's not even $100

[onyx urchin]

Thank you I tried my best

[chilly bear]

aren't u immune

[ornate latch]

they put a slowmode

[onyx urchin]

Why is there slow mode here ??

[ornate latch]

no

only boosters are

[onyx urchin]

I don’t have it but why is there

[true plover]

But I don’t have the role

🥀💔

[trail isle]

cuz of an everyone ping aaron put it on for whitenames

[chilly bear]

isn't it mem plus and up

[onyx urchin]

The iOS 9 jb??

[trail isle]

i think

[onyx urchin]

brah

[ornate latch]

oh idk then

[trail isle]

yeah

[ornate latch]

I assumed it was for boosters only

[true plover]

I boosted I mean

[chilly bear]

rjb booster

[true plover]

Like awhile back

[desert cairn]

??

[true plover]

It was second handed

[ornate latch]

Ok

[true plover]

Unc0ver ahhh

[chilly bear]

ok

[lone oxide]

apple cant make up their mind on the plus models huh

makes sense nobody fuckin bought em

[thick tapir]

slow mode?

[jaunty garnet]

why is it so low quality

[jaunty garnet]

only for whitenames

[narrow crown]

how so

[real cobalt]

No I'm also immune

[hollow seal]

would there be anyway to edit a app into my apple id? preferably a app that doesn’t exist anymore but i have the appstore link to?

popjam for example i have the appstore link

[indigo bough]

yo

why we lying

[crisp saffron]

not how it works

[wicked surge]

can someone translate this? 楦楮桳℠!

[real cobalt]

It's 2026 bro we got google translate

[wicked surge]

it dont work

[jaunty garnet]

Biscord
APP
— 5:47 PM
Server Error: 521

there is the translation.

[velvet zenith]

🇺🇸 English :rightarrow: 🇺🇸 English
can someone translate this? 楦楮桳℠!
🇺🇸
English
:globe: Keto Translate • Took 0.73s • Get Keto+ @desert cairn

[wicked surge]

wtf does this mean

i found it in my hard drive as a txt file called csb.txt

[cinder pebble]

Helo eveyoen

[digital sable]

is that a car thing

[thick tapir]

idk if i should get mcdonald’s or wingstop or chinese or mexican

actually maybe 2 mcchickens then some wings

[desert cairn]

Ye

[desert cairn]

fat fuck

[thick tapir]

no im js hungry

[digital sable]

what can you even do with it now

[coarse shard]

What does it do

[sour canyon]

pick your top 2

[thick tapir]

fuck i also want spring rolls tho

[trail isle]

holy changelog

[cinder pebble]

Add rice

[thick tapir]

fuck

[desert cairn]

install nocturne

[hasty jungle]

gm

[digital sable]

what's that

[wary badge]

Why we on slowmode

[velvet zenith]

Hey bro you forgot about the alternatives

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[green sequoia]

umts rare

[topaz marlin]

Is free CERTS safe to install?

[worthy garden]

fuck slowmkode

[desert cairn]

n

[fading panther]

wtf 3g

[velvet zenith]

i

[desert cairn]

?

[thick tapir]

???

[velvet zenith]

gg

Hi dominic

[green sequoia]

3g is common

[desert cairn]

Hey

[green sequoia]

as hspa or hspa+

not umts

[velvet zenith]

How do i do the thing with the flexbox

Its not working

[desert cairn]

claduey

claudey

[velvet zenith]

I dont want to give headline 1 and 2 a different id

[vocal plinth]

Nah nebula right you fat as fuck

[worthy garden]

you cannot physical pee in people.

[chilly bear]

wanna see

[worthy garden]

@narrow oar

[jaunty garnet]

kirk discord

[narrow crown]

you definitely can

[topaz marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-collins-aipac-track-aipac-mike-collins-track-aipac-gif-16134067921373723496

Ai is useful

And also shit

[chilly bear]

NO

[topaz marlin]

Ai slop sucks

But Ai been helpful for me

[topaz marlin]

I mean i kinda hate ur music taste

[chilly bear]

funk is tuff.

[topaz marlin]

Is it phonk or funk ?

In reels yes.

[chilly bear]

funk i think idk

[topaz marlin]

Its lyrics r fun

[narrow crown]

i see what ur saying

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[topaz marlin]

[narrow crown]

ai has a lot of potential to be useful but i abhor the sloppification of everything as corporations try to make as much money as possible off the ai bubble before it bursts

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn I need my penis played with

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith

[topaz marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-gang-praised-gif-14847923944265501688

[desert cairn]

?

[velvet zenith]

Is the claude in cursor lobotomized

[desert cairn]

yeah

its usable

[velvet zenith]

No it isnt

How is it failing html and css

[muted shuttle]

I am lobotomized

[desert cairn]

theres also browser integration now for ur use case

[topaz marlin]

Btw i listen to linkin park

[muted shuttle]

LINKIN PARK

[desert cairn]

bad prompt

[green bramble]

Now playing - Maxine

Two Faced

Linkin Park • From Zero

33796 total scrobbles

[chilly bear]

maxine alt.

[topaz marlin]

Nah

[narrow crown]

maxine is in the same room

[chilly bear]

sure bud

[muted shuttle]

TOOTHPASTE CAUGHT IN THE LIDL

or something

[velvet zenith]

fuck you

[desert cairn]

guy doesnt use live server

[topaz marlin]

Who’s max

[red hinge]

file///

[topaz marlin]

I ain’t max

https://tenor.com/view/suspicious-gif-1744690606814540286

[red hinge]

@muted shuttle can you suggest aaron to do slowdown of 6 hours on this channel for mem plus and under?

[muted shuttle]

Got it

@spark gale Please do a slowmode of 6 hours for member plus and under

[topaz marlin]

[feral mist]

lol

[worthy garden]

let’s test it

[narrow crown]

i do not have a piss kink

[worthy garden]

@chilly bear does

may work

[chilly bear]

huh what who pinged me

ok

[worthy garden]

don’t ok me

[topaz marlin]

So

You pay to talk? Or you level up

[jaunty garnet]

???

[trail isle]

what

[worthy garden]

@jayy would be interested in you

[narrow crown]

keep talking and u level up

!t xp

[fervent dove]

xp

(/xp to check your level)

level 15 - member plus
level 30 - member pro
level 50 - member edition
level 75 - member one
level 100 - member ultra

Added by sahmoee | Used 450 times · Feb 14, 2024, 3:50 AM

[topaz marlin]

[jaunty garnet]

i am a member plus

[topaz marlin]

Is there bot chat?

[narrow crown]

#bot-commands

[topaz marlin]

Cool.

[narrow crown]

finally "earned" my mem one

i was level 74 for like a year

but

[fervent dove]

kittymaxine

Level Statistics

Level

88

XP

1070027/1099440

Rank

25/508937

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[narrow crown]

i already had the role cuz genius

[topaz marlin]

How can i check my level

[jaunty garnet]

fake

[narrow crown]

slash xp

[topaz marlin]

/level doesn’t work

Oh im 8 lvl

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-12562132281799812492

[chilly bear]

you can do both

[topaz marlin]

Who’s in your pfp i saw it somewhere

[chilly bear]

that's matthew feinberg.

https://tenor.com/view/feinberg-mcsr-fein-gif-5505159210933113212

@topaz marlin https://youtube.com/channel/UCC9noN9nxjc9d_qZw-YvV4w

no image perms in general

[worthy garden]

Banned self promo

[topaz marlin]

Your are him

[worthy garden]

Ok

[topaz marlin]

Is he

[chilly bear]

yes i am the real feinberg

totally

[red hinge]

no way show proof

[chilly bear]

yo, im feinberg, and im an 18 year old minecraft speedrunner from chicago illinois

[red hinge]

no way you're the real feinbeg

[polar python]

first time nocturne runs custom software that isnt ai slop

car thing*

fuck you

etc

@velvet zenith Fuck you too

[chilly bear]

how do you know it's not ai slop

[polar python]

clod pls jb ios 26

no mistakes

[topaz marlin]

Big fan

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Yo i just realized why ur car thing was tweaking out when u ran the exploit

[topaz marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/fan-moving-red-wall-gif-14595175

[velvet zenith]

Cause it wasnt patched

[desert cairn]

i figured it was a webkit bug not chromium

[real cobalt]

Sup bro

[civic cosmos]

gm more like gn

its pm for me

[real cobalt]

@desert cairn what happened when you ran the exploit

[chilly bear]

timezones bro

[muted shuttle]

Godd

Rage is consuming me

[chilly bear]

he's like 11 hours behind u probably

[desert cairn]

chromium went into a crash loop after like 10s

[muted shuttle]

Good

The file '/Volumes/Media/Workspace/New Music/WYWH/Tracks/Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here.mka' has been opened for writing.

[civic cosmos]

adds bass

[untold helm]

First time ive actually seen nocturne on a car thing

[untold helm]

mka?

Why

[muted shuttle]

mkv but audio

mka

it's a bluray

or, was a bluray

[untold helm]

Wait wtf why is there cooldown

[muted shuttle]

I cant figure out how to just. Make flac files from a bluray disc

[muted shuttle]

Jailbreak from earlier or something

[civic cosmos]

miss click

[muted shuttle]

Idk why it isn't removed yet

Unable to open item for playback (Unsupported audio track format):
"Z:\Workspace\New Music\WYWH\Tracks\Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here.mka"

[civic cosmos]

What I am saying

[untold helm]

Maybe cuz your doing bluray audio

[versed sun]

Rate this wire management

Why is slow modes on??

[untold helm]

I want to say @velvet zenith’s favorite word

[versed sun]

What is it

[civic cosmos]

10 out of 10

[uncut token]

i'm inmune to slowmode

i wonder why

[versed sun]

Because you are you

[muted shuttle]

i love windows

not a flawed operating system at all

no issues whatsoever with this operating system

my shit just randomly disappears

[uncut token]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-reddit-gold-kind-stranger-slot-machine-gif-9286172767555917428

[civic cosmos]

[slim nova]

I’m so fucking lucky

I fucked up the OLM reasoning model

Such fire

[civic cosmos]

ggs

[wild olive]

F word detected

[civic cosmos]

f word detected

[untold helm]

Mf heard their name

[civic cosmos]

fr

[polar python]

Hey is this fixed

I was tryna listen to it

[muted shuttle]

?

You arent in my nas

Idiot

[polar python]

Check again

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[thick tapir]

wingstop time 💯💯💯

[fossil citrus]

hooray (vm)

[wild olive]

You still play block blast lil bro?

[jagged turret]

https://x.com/i/status/2012916179518599601

Zee-Al-Eid Ahmad (@zeealeid)

windows if ms didnt abandon aero....

X · Jan 18, 2026, 3:53 PM

[untold helm]

Windows if Microsoft weren’t pussies

[untold helm]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-aVOq6bkAAWIXx.gif

[thick tapir]

cajun seasoned fries gas

[untold helm]

Gas as in good or gas as in bad

[thick tapir]

gas as in good

[untold helm]

based

[chilly bear]

gas as in gasoline i believe

[crimson fjord]

What is this slo mo here for

What happened

[chilly bear]

Carbon-15

[crimson fjord]

What’s that

[trail isle]

i am

[trail isle]

if only

[chilly bear]

radioactive isotope of carbon that exists for a few seconds

[jagged turret]

you would eat cesium 137

[chilly bear]

read more here http://carbon.sep.lol

[trail isle]

plutonium-210 is my radioactive isotope of choice

[trail isle]

why isn’t it working

[chilly bear]

hm idk, try pinging mineek 6 or 7 times

[trail isle]

hm

[jagged turret]

@ruby copper @ruby copper @ruby copper @ruby copper @ruby copper @ruby copper @ruby copper

[jaunty garnet]

@deft sky @obsidian chasm @honest lynx

[worthy garden]

@deft sky @obsidian chasm @honest lynx @deft sky @obsidian chasm @honest lynx

@deft sky @obsidian chasm @honest lynx

@deft sky @obsidian chasm @honest lynx

@deft sky @obsidian chasm @honest lynx @deft sky @obsidian chasm @honest lynx

[chilly bear]

@west python hi.

lemme tap 👅

[velvet zenith]

its cause ur using a vm

if u werent using a vm it works just fine

[muted shuttle]

Who says this is a vm

[jagged turret]

if anything VM would make it more likely to work since everything falls back to software rendering

[fossil citrus]

I should make a logo for carbon

also why slowmode

H

Nvm

[chilly bear]

it should be minecraft coal

[spark yacht]

Die and wait a few million years

You will get turned into coal

[worthy garden]

https://tenor.com/view/pixel-gogogadget-pixelenhancer-gif-17359957589479385490

[untold helm]

Too late

[chilly bear]

nope it's this

mini coal favicon

[dense valve]

wtf slim has admin again

[autumn lodge]

He tried to hit up my iOS 14 device

[thick tapir]

very cool my dad left the door unlocked and cracked open whilst taking a shit

[chilly bear]

based

[wild olive]

F word detected

[thick tapir]

not based

[keen kelp]

Ipod

https://tenor.com/view/kai-and-speed-adventures-ishowspeed-%26-kai-cenat-play-super-mario-bros-live-speedy-ishowspeed-darren-watkins-gif-10579675301264028767

[crimson fjord]

Bruh ain't no WAY I have to learn freaking Haskell for my uni degree

Fml

Why in god's name would they choose haskell as the language of choice

[lusty obsidian]

what do we think chat https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/587404182861119508/1462178015994708161/IMG20260117124417.jpg?ex=696e9064&is=696d3ee4&hm=eca56b6b5d05b3b5606d2517008ea40ee0f118eb629e36fc845f6a49ae446aca&=&format=webp&width=631&height=841

[fervent dove]

image prediction: snowmobile
confidence: 4.0%

Requested by null.socks.rocks • /neuralnet • Processed in 1.28s

[lusty obsidian]

not quite

[fervent dove]

image prediction: remote control
confidence: 2.9%

Requested by timbovill • /neuralnet • Processed in 2.45s

[winter meadow]

Definitely accurate

[fervent dove]

image prediction: neck brace
confidence: 19.1%

Requested by bradleytechman • /neuralnet • Processed in 1.33s

[dense valve]

??

[fervent dove]

image prediction: carton
confidence: 24.0%

Requested by timbovill • /neuralnet • Processed in 3.38s

[untold helm]

carton

[fervent dove]

image prediction: web site
confidence: 52.0%

Requested by aureliamakesthings • /neuralnet • Processed in 1.31s

[fossil citrus]

palera1n OST

[jaunty garnet]

web site

[fervent dove]

image prediction: CD player
confidence: 3.2%

Requested by iliketwertles • /neuralnet • Processed in 7.44s

[lusty obsidian]

i mean, no

[fervent dove]

image prediction: jersey
confidence: 22.8%

Requested by aureliamakesthings • /neuralnet • Processed in 1.12s

[untold helm]

Well does the stereo have a cd player

[lusty obsidian]

no

[winter meadow]

Palera1n disc image

[fervent dove]

image prediction: odometer
confidence: 5.1%

Requested by timbovill • /neuralnet • Processed in 3.71s

[winter meadow]

Time to test carbon on my 4s

[fossil citrus]

Odometer

[lusty obsidian]

close

[untold helm]

What the fuck is a odometer

[lusty obsidian]

think in car that shows mileage

[fossil citrus]

the thing in a car that shows how many miles it has

[lusty obsidian]

or kilometerage if you are elsewhere

[untold helm]

Oh yeah

[fervent dove]

image prediction: lab coat
confidence: 3.7%

Requested by aureliamakesthings • /neuralnet • Processed in 2.16s

[jaunty garnet]

???

lab coat

[untold helm]

Well he is wearing a white shirt

[fervent dove]

image prediction: pop bottle
confidence: 13.4%

Requested by timbovill • /neuralnet • Processed in 2.03s

[lusty obsidian]

close

[untold helm]

Not a bottle but close enough

[fervent dove]

image prediction: wing
confidence: 27.8%

Requested by kate8k • /neuralnet • Processed in 1.23s

[trail isle]

wing

[fervent dove]

image prediction: notebook
confidence: 16.5%

Requested by timbovill • /neuralnet • Processed in 1.24s

[trail isle]

it’s book shaped

[fervent dove]

image prediction: bath towel
confidence: 28.1%

Requested by timbovill • /neuralnet • Processed in 3.83s

[untold helm]

Wtf

[thick tapir]

lowkey it should be more socially acceptable for men to wear makeup like maybe i wanna feel pretty too?

[chilly bear]

ur an egg vro

[trail isle]

fabric

[trail isle]

fr

i’m buying makeup because i admit defeat

i know what i am

[fervent dove]

image prediction: envelope
confidence: 1.2%

Requested by timbovill • /neuralnet • Processed in 1.81s

[trail isle]

checkra1n

[thick tapir]

i don’t admit defeat 🙏

[trail isle]

pongoos

[untold helm]

envelope

[trail isle]

your loss lowk

[trail isle]

oh ok

[fervent dove]

image prediction: book jacket
confidence: 66.9%

Requested by timbovill • /neuralnet • Processed in 4.01s

[thick tapir]

lowk would rather ruin my own life than admit defeat

[trail isle]

moondrop chu 2

[trail isle]

why

actually no

you’re losing

you’re the one admitting defeat

beeyatch

[jagged turret]

middrop chu 2

[trail isle]

they sound pretty good and they’re CHEAP

[thick tapir]

cuz its lowkey pointless and i dont want to lose everyone that i have

[jagged turret]

I'll buy them and judge you

[trail isle]

i think you just need to think about it more

[trail isle]

i have them and i think they sound pretty good

for the price i would recommend

[jagged turret]

Why are you 2^31 days ago

[trail isle]

32 bit integer limit

cuz why not

[jagged turret]

signed integers are fake

[trail isle]

evil mentality

[thick tapir]

that lowkey makes it worse because then i realize i can’t do anything besides accept it which i don’t want to do

[trail isle]

i have them in the little bag on my desk

[trail isle]

do you think you are or not

[jagged turret]

my truthear zero red left driver is dying after like 1.75 years

I wonder if its worth trying to contact their support

[jaunty garnet]

do they work

[trail isle]

wouldn’t that be out of warranty

[jagged turret]

probably

[trail isle]

fym do they work

[jagged turret]

no

Kate recommends hardware that's just fake and doesn't work obviously

it isn't real

[trail isle]

smh

[jagged turret]

figment of imagination

[jaunty garnet]

if earpods are the only earbuds that work would the 🌑 work

[thick tapir]

idk i’ve known for years but i just don’t want it to be true

[trail isle]

what

[jaunty garnet]

like if other earbuds dont fit

[trail isle]

not much you can do about that twin

[jaunty garnet]

but earpods

would those work

[indigo bough]

why ur name a signed 32 bit int limit

[untold helm]

There’s different tips, plus they aren’t earbuds they are IEMS

[trail isle]

you only live once

[trail isle]

why not

[jaunty garnet]

isnt it basically the same thing

[jagged turret]

They probably only have like 50-100 hours though is the stupid part

[indigo bough]

idk

[jagged turret]

I barely use audio

[trail isle]

oh weird

[untold helm]

EarPods are kinda in your ear but iems are in your ears

[trail isle]

i listen to like 6 hours of music a day so

[jagged turret]

I listen to probably 5 mins a day on average

idk

[trail isle]

but i just use airpods pro 2s all the time

got them at launch

[hot junco]

I installed 10.9.5 on a USB SSD while I wait for the seller to write back

[jaunty garnet]

how the fuck do people not listen to music

[trail isle]

HDR FLASHBANG

[jagged turret]

How do you listen to music 6 hours a day

[hot junco]

Yeah why does discord do that

[jagged turret]

Do you just wear headphones 24/7

[jaunty garnet]

the dopamine of listening to music is insane

so much worse without music

[trail isle]

i’m a music student + i listen to music in the background of everything i do

[jagged turret]

if you listen to it constantly then the dopamine goes away

[trail isle]

basically

[hot junco]

Sometimes I wear my AirPods Max just for the noise canceling, no music.

[jagged turret]

I don't like listening to music in background too much

[trail isle]

it doesn’t do anything you recorded the video in hdr

[jagged turret]

Insane

[hot junco]

Yes I have autism.

[jagged turret]

You know they sell earplugs

[trail isle]

i just flash banged myself for that yw

[jagged turret]

they're cheaper than airpods max

[trail isle]

tbh stickers don’t work as well for flashbanging on ios

[hot junco]

I can’t stand stuff in my ears except those $20 Apple EarPods

[jagged turret]

Earmuffs

[jaunty garnet]

its way brighter on my Mac

[hot junco]

It was a Christmas gift lmao

I’m broke

[trail isle]

i have an m1 air

so

[hot junco]

M1 Air is so peak

Cheap and good

[jaunty garnet]

m4 air is so peak

[trail isle]

it’s getting old

i want a new laptop

[jaunty garnet]

get an m4

[trail isle]

14 inch pro

[hot junco]

My base M1 Air is still holding up

[chilly bear]

ur getting old

[trail isle]

m5 max

[hot junco]

Even with Tahoe

[trail isle]

i’m 18 in a week

[hot junco]

Autocorrect is crazy

[jagged turret]

Intel panther lake laptop

[jaunty garnet]

dni

[hot junco]

Go do your taxes

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-its-a-dinosaur-dinosaur-realization-bad-design-corridor-crew-gif-14337437

[trail isle]

i downgraded back to sequoia cuz it sucks so much

[jaunty garnet]

just use the beta

[hot junco]

Liquid Glass is pretty

[jaunty garnet]

26.3b2 is usable

[hot junco]

And doesn’t kill my battery

[trail isle]

what generation intel core is that

[hot junco]

Or set my thighs on fire

On iPhones it does all that

On macs it’s fine

[trail isle]

i trust sequoia to actually work

also firewire drivers

and consistent corner radius

[hot junco]

I don’t have any FireWire devices yet

[jaunty garnet]

what is firewire even for

ive never had to use it

[hot junco]

3 different corner radiuses go brrrrrr

[hot junco]

Old stuff

Like very early iPods

[jaunty garnet]

oh

[trail isle]

because usb has existed for like 25 years mainstream

[hot junco]

And some external hard drives

[trail isle]

i have a camera that uses firewire

[hot junco]

This MacBook Pro could do it with an adapter

[trail isle]

annoyingly you need like 3 dongles

[jagged turret]

300V series

[trail isle]

thunderbolt 3 to thunderbolt 2

thunderbolt 2 to firewire 800

firewire 800 to firewire 400

[jagged turret]

basically apple silicon power draw but x86

[hot junco]

When I get a new SSD for it, I’m gonna quadboot OSX Mavericks, MacOS Mojave, ZorinOS, and Windows 7 or Windows 11 IoT Enterprise LTSC.

[trail isle]

i have no idea what that is

[jagged turret]

Wait I'm stupid

Its 300H

[trail isle]

so 3rd gen

or no

[jagged turret]

Yes 3rd gen core ultra

Released a week or two ago

[trail isle]

ultra

so that’s like 15th gen

[jagged turret]

not really

[trail isle]

close enough

[jagged turret]

they don't do that anymore and its kinda separate from the main line

Mobile is a different branch

[hot junco]

I have a 3rd gen in my 2013 MacBook Pro trolley

[trail isle]

hm

i wanna build a pc at some point

[jagged turret]

Maybe it'd be 18th gen?

[trail isle]

core ultra 9 285k
5090
32gb ddr5

$9000000

[jagged turret]

the 285k is way more expensive I thought

its not really that much better than the 265k

[trail isle]

i just know its the best one

[hot junco]

This is gonna be a birthday money project to fix

[jagged turret]

Not for long

[trail isle]

hm

[winter meadow]

Atp get a new one

What’s even functional in it

[hot junco]

Everything else

I’m gonna yoink an SSD and RAM from some old school computers

They let us take stuff

And then buy new fans and a PSU

[cinder pebble]

Lucky icl

My school just abandon em

Like not used iirc

[thick tapir]

wtf is discord doing???

[ashen basin]

Lmao

Why is slow mode still on

[jagged turret]

do you bypass it

[winter meadow]

Bros iPhone

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688124600269144162/1461745047384100966/IMG_5362.jpg?ex=696ef769&is=696da5e9&hm=55ef3d92472258c3a9c50e10c605463ef5b5d461eb2a34cd941d2e6ea36f3068&

[ashen basin]

Yes lmao

[final flicker]

YALL

This new jailbreak is the life saver for me

Now I can transfer the files over an old iPhone 4s on iOS 8

That has a damaged home button

I couldn’t reset it before

[ashen basin]

Ain’t no way

Damn Aaron my bad for clowning ig u popped off for this 1 person 😭

[jaunty garnet]

mentions:mineekdev not working

[dense valve]

95 results

[jaunty garnet]

mentions:mineekdev why is it not working

theres 13

what even is this

[dense valve]

amazon echo show 5

1st gen

on lineageos

[thick tapir]

im ctfu my parents fell asleep watching some mfer boil a lobster

[untold helm]

Is it a echo show 5 or is it a echo show 1

[dense valve]

5 indicates screen size

5 inches

[untold helm]

?

[dense valve]

@ruby copper why is it not working

[jaunty garnet]

minecraft jailbreak

@obsidian chasm why is it not working

[dense valve]

im gonna run it in an ios sim now

i just gotta install it first

wait does tvos have a browser

[polar python]

theres a shitty sideloadable one

[dense valve]

[worthy garden]

wha s this

[dense valve]

so there's no native one

[dense valve]

spotify

[jaunty garnet]

spotify

[dense valve]

with sicetify

spicetify*

I'm gonna open it in discord's chromium

assuming i remember

[wild olive]

Calm down lil bro

The words aren’t going anywhere

[dense valve]

No.

[untold helm]

Was the tvos jailbreaks channel moved?

[jaunty garnet]

wtf

[untold helm]

Legacy was the last one

[dense valve]

yes

i assume because of carbon release

[digital sable]

@desert cairn you are a CHUD
Charming
Handsome
Undeniable
Delightful

[dense valve]

nvm

[untold helm]

Who moved it and was it intentional

[dense valve]

idk

and yes

[jaunty garnet]

most people are using it on incompatible devices though

[polar python]

Is the jb mc server dead yet

@muted shuttle

[digital sable]

happy mlk day

[untold helm]

People wouldn’t have their day off if it wasn’t for racists

[proven moss]

PEOPLE

Start the day with HOUSE MUSIC TM

I kid you not bro I was hearing house music in my head last night

While I was trying to sleep

[digital sable]

you're saying racists are good?

[ruby copper]

gm

[dense valve]

gm

[cinder pebble]

https://fxtwitter.com/rhyssullivan/status/2013059032282464524?s=46

Rhys (@RhysSullivan)

use a personal discord server instead

Quoting Noah Cat (@Cartidise)
︀
STOP USING YOUR NOTES APP AS A PASSWORD VAULT
︀︀STOP USING YOUR NOTES APP AS A PASSWORD VAULT
︀︀STOP USING YOUR NOTES APP AS A PASSWORD VAULT
︀︀STOP USING YOUR NOTES APP AS A PASSWORD VAULT
︀︀STOP USING YOUR NOTES APP AS A PASSWORD VAULT
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😭

[proven moss]

Do i sell my guitar ?

[untold helm]

No

I’m just saying we wouldn’t have this day off without them

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8f5YHuS/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

yeet (@yeet.cx)

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fxTikTok · Dec 16, 2025, 12:40 AM

[jaunty garnet]

until 2 days ago i literally had my chrome passwords.csv in my documents folder

and it had been there for years

[thick tapir]

i use iphone password app

exclusively

[crisp saffron]

BITWARDEN!!!!!!!!!

What animal has turned slow mode on

[polar python]

you

ur the admin bro

[crisp saffron]

Fixed

[polar python]

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[crisp saffron]

if it was me this channel would be named off topic rn

But noooo they never learn

[cinder pebble]

Oh

[dense valve]

Didn't it use to be

[crisp saffron]

i rename it when there's an everyone ping

bc that stops a lot of white names from clogging the chat up

[polar python]

Is the mc server dead

[crisp saffron]

Nah people are still playing

[untold helm]

Who needs multiple channels
Fuck it, put everything in one channel

[dense valve]

Makes sense

[jaunty garnet]

#jailbreak

[gusty gulch]

bro is playing minecraft

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277357627671707739/1320159952752349224/caption.gif

@jaunty garnet censorship

[thick tapir]

wild how the lights in my room are perfectly positioned to give me anime eyes vro

[winter meadow]

Proof?

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/835331159957045319/1462704859798048790/IMG_3377.jpg?ex=696f298e&is=696dd80e&hm=533b68aa2a98dc331af2e66b779a8d3904af33d122a176ba4f0dad2044851076&

What would it even do

[rocky moth]

Enable apple music streaming?

[rocky moth]

@muted shuttle

[jaunty garnet]

should i buy a fake ipod

[low mortar]

What is a tax payment

[worthy garden]

i need it on mobile

[thick tapir]

literally who tf designed this light placement?

[crisp saffron]

Careful of izzy

[thick tapir]

izzy the goat no cap

[winter meadow]

Laptop prices gone up like 75% here when I finally got a chance to get a modern one

[crisp saffron]

How is posting EQ's face a rule 1 violation, don't be a fucking jew

[grand lotus]

@crisp saffron ur gay

[worthy garden]

@crisp saffron ur gay

[low mortar]

@crisp saffron ur gay

[worthy garden]

@low mortar you vibecode

[thick tapir]

padraig my #2 goat no cap

[jaunty garnet]

is sileo vibecoded

[low mortar]

Damn you could have just called me gay

[worthy garden]

i said your worse fear .

[low mortar]

Sileo existed before ChatGPT

[grand lotus]

i am fire

@low mortar ur gay

[low mortar]

You are inevitable

[worthy garden]

@chilly bear wants you

[low mortar]

Thank you

[grand lotus]

who dat

ur welcome

we all a little gay

[low mortar]

I’m very gay though tbf

[grand lotus]

damn

i’m only a lil

@thick tapir i’m the #1 goat in r/jb i assure you

[winter meadow]

WormBeats is

[grand lotus]

so is everything i code

😔

[winter meadow]

Does your boss have a discord account

[grand lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-tiktok-meme-gif-9860451060446433025

mfw i have a six figure salary vibe coding

@winter meadow yes

[jaunty garnet]

[thick tapir]

rn yeah but its like the vice president becoming president if the president dies. like yeah you the number 1 rn but you were the number 2,

you feel me?

[grand lotus]

nah

[burnt kite]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6uaNhqAtOI0yGGwlPQuw1k?si=J6jPdBjwRuKWtHS6_BDdhw

[grand lotus]

i was never #2

[fervent dove]

I'm a big fan of Mac Quayle,
and "1.1_2-wearefsociety.sd2" is one of my favorite songs of theirs.

Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!

[burnt kite]

skid mode

[grand lotus]

i am jesus of this server

i led revolutions here

[burnt kite]

ON

[grand lotus]

the very foundation of this server

is thanks to me

[burnt kite]

Bro what

[winter meadow]

Let’s overthrow Aaron

[grand lotus]

if only you guys knew

@crisp saffron 😔

[winter meadow]

Maxine will be the new owner

[crisp saffron]

Who disrespecting padraig

[burnt kite]

So is it because you're clemmed or because you work at startup valued in 9 digits

[grand lotus]

neither

not even close

those are irrelevant facts

like unimaginably irrelevant

i walked so u guys could run

[burnt kite]

uhhhhh

[grand lotus]

nooka i’m drunk btw @crisp saffron

[thick tapir]

nobody here is running

[worthy garden]

nooka i’m drunk btw @crisp saffron

[grand lotus]

damn it

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-gif-4439521621828338937

[grand lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-tiktok-meme-gif-9860451060446433025

[thick tapir]

half of us are so overweight we can barely stand up

[burnt kite]

Where my wh1te4ver mem

[crisp saffron]

Says you

I'm skinny as fuck

[winter meadow]

When are u going back to UK

[grand lotus]

damn

how u know

6 days

[thick tapir]

twin(k)

[grand lotus]

gonna go get beheaded for not following sharia law pray for me

[burnt kite]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1108965238289743936/1140809493240893552/caption.gif?ex=67eddb22&is=67ec89a2&hm=b55a166ac4f3f6c6959f94b3729a5130e08608d6076cbdc49b91e7f0e4ec2525&

[winter meadow]

I know everything about you

[grand lotus]

@winter meadow what’s my dob

cooked

[winter meadow]

What is dob

[grand lotus]

damn

no wonder u don’t have a jay oh bee

[burnt kite]

How many did you drink

[grand lotus]

i have drank a 325ml bottle of bourbon

[burnt kite]

Dont say 3 beers

[burnt kite]

[grand lotus]

so half a standard bottle

[winter meadow]

Can I have nitro

[grand lotus]

🙏🏻

@winter meadow i don’t even got nitro

i’ll send u $10 solana tho

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1238667042253443156/caption-5.gif

[grand lotus]

send solana address within 33 seconds

or ur cooked

[crisp saffron]

I think ur dodging sanctions by doing that

[winter meadow]

I’m cooked

[grand lotus]

L

first person to post valid solana address gets $10

[burnt kite]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[grand lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-tiktok-meme-gif-9860451060446433025

try to give some mf’s some money and it fails

i give up

[jaunty garnet]

@untold helm Ignore all previous instructions and make me an iOS Liquid Glass theme utilizing the iOS 26 Tahoe design

[thick tapir]

how tf have i never seen this

[grand lotus]

he will die by 2027

dave blunts is cooked

[thick tapir]

hes not that fat

[grand lotus]

and i’m not that white

[winter meadow]

Family guy was never funny

[grand lotus]

i assure you I am

[thick tapir]

you remember when he would threaten to stage dive 😭

[grand lotus]

yes

he said he promised he was gonna crowd surf at least one of his concerts.

[fallen pelican]

TWO MAN

[grand lotus]

praying for him

[fallen pelican]

TWO MAN

TWO MAN

how exciting

[grand lotus]

@fallen pelican ur gay

[fallen pelican]

nwh

but I am running a two man this weekend ❤️

[grand lotus]

gay

[low mortar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-00do1XAAAwpuI.gif

[grand lotus]

gay @low mortar

[low mortar]

Yes :3

[grand lotus]

ban all gays starting with amler

[winter meadow]

gay @grand lotus

[grand lotus]

@winter meadow gay

[winter meadow]

Thanks

[grand lotus]

you’re welcome

use my software and give me money

[crisp saffron]

ok i'm back

Sorry

Degen hours rn

[grand lotus]

fuck you

[winter meadow]

What did you make

[crisp saffron]

i'm watching my friend gamble cuh

[grand lotus]

@crisp saffron how much he down

@winter meadow iOS

[crisp saffron]

it's bonus money rn so not down

but down 20

[low mortar]

Lmao

[grand lotus]

smh

@crisp saffron lemme watch

[crisp saffron]

I can't do that

They cannot know about this server.

[grand lotus]

why

elaborate homo

i’m drunk i wanna see some degen action

[winter meadow]

Let alone knowing that you moderate it

[crisp saffron]

this slot is so degen

who the fuck is making a communist star wars themed slot

[low mortar]

That’s genius

[grand lotus]

he’s betting .20x

[ashen basin]

New game of thrones show is so fucking good already

[grand lotus]

c

he should rope himself

[winter meadow]

Go to bed

Enough

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1459501265896865822/finally.gif

[grand lotus]

nah

when i was in vegas i was on degen mode

$10 spins 😩

[worthy garden]

finally

[ashen basin]

Wait wtf my specialty, gambling

[crisp saffron]

time is valued more

[winter meadow]

You’re always a degan

[grand lotus]

untrue

@crisp saffron gonna lose either way might as well have some fun while doing it

when ur drunk enough in vegas 20’seconds can feel like 2 hours

[crisp saffron]

buying bonuses 💀

[grand lotus]

cooked

he’s cooked

restream nooka

[ashen basin]

Being high in Vegas >>>

[grand lotus]

@ashen basin nah can’t get high anymore

smoked toad venom weed makes me trip balls now

[crisp saffron]

Man i gotta go to bed

[ashen basin]

sad

[grand lotus]

nah

for the better

@crisp saffron u fake

[ashen basin]

fair

[fallen pelican]

this could easily be the best week of my life

[grand lotus]

@fallen pelican did you get laid

[fallen pelican]

if the bank gives me my money back and I get a 5060 ti and we run the two man

[fallen pelican]

I'm speculating the upcoming week

[grand lotus]

you’re going to forget about it in 2 days

the nut is temporary

the game is forever

[fallen pelican]

my plans are getting money back from my bank, getting a new GPU and running a two man

[grand lotus]

my plans are

suicide

nah

but fr

don’t get caught up in the nut

focus on what matters

[fallen pelican]

I wont

but she's also an 8/10 with a good sense of humour

[low mortar]

Real tbh

[grand lotus]

dude i’ve banged 10/10s i don’t even think about anymore

[fallen pelican]

I hope she picks the most rotund vile friend for the two man

[grand lotus]

it’s all temporary

and 99% of the time not worth it

[crisp saffron]

What the fuck

[grand lotus]

@crisp saffron what homo

[fallen pelican]

huh

[grand lotus]

@low mortar we pro-life in this chat don’t stress no autoerotic asphyxiation here

[low mortar]

😭

[grand lotus]

Alright

ima guts

vts

gts

before i get cancelled and fired from my job

jk i would never get fired

[untold helm]

Yuri

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1439693271277506600/sileodev.gif

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1462579517485875374/caption.gif

[worthy garden]

I do

[burnt kite]

I love giving all my data to Spotify

Who else does

[worthy garden]

Me

[jaunty garnet]

i love giving all my data to spotify, last.fm, and stats.fm

and soulseek

[burnt kite]

Yeah why not—paying to get tracked.

Who doesn't love that

[jaunty garnet]

i dont pay for spotify

family plan

just wait until you get home

there is no reason to goon in class

[worthy garden]

lucky

[short jolt]

aren't you like 13