general

[untold helm]

Fitgirl repack gene editor

[trail isle]

snapgene pirate version when

[low mortar]

probably exists

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/take-small-bites-strawberry-bite-turtle-baby-turtle-gif-16889143570234660286

[low mortar]

just like

[narrow crown]

ah makes sense

[low mortar]

study it at uni

and then get employed

its like ida

nobody who needs this is paying for it

they're given it by their organisation

[trail isle]

pirated snapgene would give you down syndrome

[fossil citrus]

who here has watched stranger things

[terse dome]

why is it that it's nibble and byte but word double-word and quad-word

[fossil citrus]

if so you have to get beyond two souls

[fossil citrus]

the game has so many similarities with the show despite it coming out 3 years before the show debuted

[half compass]

@chilly bear the acacia sapling lives on

[trail isle]

i got 7 gcse’s none above a 5 and failed english literature and am studying music production as a diploma in college

i cannot do that

[chilly bear]

silly and serious.

[chilly bear]

no way

[trail isle]

at least i got a 5 & 5 in combined science

[low mortar]

theres a small part of me that really wants to try and do med at some point but i just dont think my body would let me

like i really dont think i have the mental capacity to do software engineering forever

[trail isle]

i literally cannot access that education younger me fucked me over

i’ll make a lab at home

how about that

[untold helm]

is that number in ur display name the 32 bit interger limit?

[low mortar]

become an estrogen homebrewer

[trail isle]

synthesize my own estrogen

[trail isle]

exactly

[trail isle]

yes

[low mortar]

i watched a talk at a conference last year on how to homebrew estrogen

i wasnt even expecting it

[untold helm]

EstrogenLoaderGX

[low mortar]

it was titled "how to hack your body" and it was literally about diy hrt

[chilly bear]

there's probably a 7 hour crash course that'll teach you everything on youtube

[low mortar]

I didnt read the description or anything

I just rocked up

[trail isle]

i hate usbloadergx so much

[trail isle]

[terse dome]

so basically trans people are just body jailbreakers

who up tweaking they body

[trail isle]

yes

[low mortar]

he literally described it as body piracy

[trail isle]

hell yes

[untold helm]

What else do you use? Wiiflow? Configurable USB Loader?

[trail isle]

DISCS

[half compass]

What if i do anabolic steroids

[trail isle]

CUZ LOADING ROMS ON A WII FUCKING SUCKS

[low mortar]

oh yeah at some point he was like "so how do you know if the chinese factory sent you the correct estrogen? well you taste it of course! estrogen has a unique taste to it"

[untold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/bringus-studios-optical-media-dreamcast-optical-optical-media-bad-gif-13639358830116387831

[trail isle]

mine was made in canada so

[trail isle]

i love optical media

i collect cds and blurays so

[low mortar]

well yes but the powder they use comes from china

probably

[trail isle]

true

[narrow crown]

true estrogen does have a certain taste

[chilly bear]

so ur french now?

[low mortar]

they dont synthesise it

all they're doing is compounding it

[trail isle]

no i think it came from british columbia

[terse dome]

does it taste good

[narrow crown]

its alright. kind of a sweet-ish taste

[untold helm]

Shove estrogen into politicians foods

[low mortar]

Compounding it in theory isn't difficult, its just making sure you don't fuck up at ANY point

because if you fuck up you can introduce contaminants which can make it non-sterile

[trail isle]

ima make some instant noodles cuz my dads still not home

[terse dome]

girl juice

[low mortar]

or if you fuck up the dosing you can cause health issues for someone

[trail isle]

i wanna do some of my own chemistry

[trail isle]

the gender fluid

[low mortar]

it basically is gender fluid

[low mortar]

why have you tasted raw estrogen powder 😭

[untold helm]

Imagine a estrogen pool

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!! 🎉 🎂

[untold helm]

Swim in that shit

[low mortar]

its where the term bathtub estrogen comes from

[trail isle]

well considering 10ml was 70 dollars

that would be expensive

[low mortar]

oh he did say sourcing estrogen is actually the hardest part

because you have to convince these chinese companies to send you raw estrogen

"it helps if you can speak a little mandarin"

[untold helm]

[chilly bear]

https://tryitands.ee

[untold helm]

Where tf do they get all of it?

[chilly bear]

hydrate

[low mortar]

hmm

this is for EV

[trail isle]

my private server is chinese branded so

cool

[terse dome]

drinking all of it and instantly becoming a girl right before spontaneously exploding

[trail isle]

ignore my 0 day duolingo streak

[untold helm]

@manic tulip

[half compass]

0 members

[trail isle]

40

shit crop

[low mortar]

so a gram of estrogen is £200

[terse dome]

i think they synthesize it themselves

[low mortar]

yeah

[half compass]

0 members

[trail isle]

yeowch

[half compass]

Haha

no friends

[trail isle]

[low mortar]

but thats like

well

a long times supply

4mg a week

[trail isle]

i’d eat all in one go

[low mortar]

so just in raw powder thats 250 weeks

[half compass]

@chilly bear @copper tendon how much do i have to wait until my villager reputation goes back to normal

i may have killed a few

[low mortar]

so it works out at £200 for 250 weeks of estrogen

[chilly bear]

5 day cycle in game

[low mortar]

OR £129 a year for an nhs prescription prepayment

[copper tendon]

a long ass time

[chilly bear]

haha jk it never resets

[copper tendon]

dont kill villagers manually, use lava next time

if you drown them in lava it doesnt count as you killing them

[thick tapir]

what if you drown them in water

[copper tendon]

it also doesnt count

[chilly bear]

they can breathe underwater

[copper tendon]

but that'd take a minute

[untold helm]

Wdym I tried that and the judge still said I killed them

[trail isle]

so much for free healthcare

[low mortar]

it still works out cheaper

like

[copper tendon]

i do it all the time and it works so

[low mortar]

ugh

[fervent dove]

@trail isle's timezone is Europe/London 🇬🇧
It is currently 07:25 PM GMT

[half compass]

i have hero of the village and my trade prices are still in the gutters

[untold helm]

At least your not over here

[half compass]

i only killed 3 bro

[low mortar]

people get pressed over prescription charges but they make sense

[half compass]

fuckass villagers

[untold helm]

@polar aurora ???

[trail isle]

why are you spying on me

[copper tendon]

free healthcare imo should only apply to things you actually need

[heady linden]

i have 40 pings from this server

[narrow crown]

i have not tasted raw estrogen powder but. the pills are pretty soft and dissolve quite easily

[copper tendon]

like we shouldnt be giving weight loss drugs out under free healthcare

[half compass]

hello underage discord user of r/jailbreak

[copper tendon]

if you're obese 99% of the time its a you issue

[heady linden]

yolo

[trail isle]

what is the objectively best formulation of estraidol

[low mortar]

the nhs charge a flat £9.95 fee to dispense 1 prescription. this is to pay the pharmacist, who are often not even an nhs pharmacist, they're like a boots or lloyds pharmacist who just accept nhs prescriptions. this £9.95 is constant no matter how expensive the actual drug is.

The prepayments are for people who have more than 1 drug a month, so I have 1 because I have 4-5 monthly prescriptions, so its either pay £9.95 * 4/5 every month or pay £129 once a year

[low mortar]

the pills are sugar coated

[heady linden]

iphone

[untold helm]

This channel talks more about estrogen than jailbreaking

[narrow crown]

ong?

[low mortar]

yeah

lol

[trail isle]

fr

[narrow crown]

well

[copper tendon]

@steel reef why did you randomly friend me

[half compass]

yeah people should just try their hardest to exercise and remove it without any drugs honestly

[heady linden]

android ringtone 🔥

[narrow crown]

it is #general after all

[half compass]

there's a gazillion side effects for weight loss drugs anyways

[copper tendon]

ive seen people who take the drugs or get weight loss surgery and literally just gain it back

[heady linden]

iphone ringtone: gifted power

[half compass]

yeah exactly

[heady linden]

android ringtone: pure effort

[low mortar]

this kind of already exists

[untold helm]

Weight Loss pills!
Side effects may include: weight gain, death, heart attack, gain in mass

[low mortar]

like

[half compass]

their eating habits never change

[terse dome]

this server has transformed from ios jailbreaking to body jailbreaking

[half compass]

the drugs are just suppressing it temporarily

[low mortar]

glp1 drugs are only really prescribed on the nhs for their original indication

[trail isle]

natural selection isn’t good enough

[heady linden]

this server is kinda cooked ngl

[untold helm]

?

[copper tendon]

natural selection does a pretty good job

[trail isle]

for sex yes

[heady linden]

nothing.

[trail isle]

neutral selection just likes things that makes you have more sex

[untold helm]

I follow the stereotype for a tgirl

[low mortar]

one day it wont be a stereotype

dw

[trail isle]

shit instant noodles

[half compass]

@copper tendon i remember i went to a pharmacy like 2 months ago and there was some lady asking for weight loss drugs and said something about being on them for 3 months iirc

[terse dome]

no otherwise we would all be rabbits by now

[narrow crown]

i dont think this is true because estrogen definitely makes me have more sex but my genes will NOT be passed down to my offspring

[heady linden]

noodles hell yeah

[half compass]

and they were still morbidly obese

[trail isle]

this is true

[heady linden]

rabbits

[half compass]

i seriously think weight loss drugs don't do anything because of that

[trail isle]

😭

[low mortar]

I cannot wait till I lose the ability entirely to get someone pregnant

that will be a based day

[heady linden]

yo: gifted power gurt: pure effort

[narrow crown]

i think i already have

[trail isle]

uterus transplant when

i want one

[heady linden]

haha cats

[narrow crown]

they do say hrt is not effective birth control
but lets be fucking real

[low mortar]

see thats what im saying

like

ugh

it probably is just as effective as birth control

but it hasn't been studied enough to actually confirm that

[narrow crown]

yea i bet if i got my sperm count tested it would be really pathetic

[low mortar]

as with all things trans healthcare its a "maybe, but its not studied"

[heady linden]

amazing server

[proven moss]

Sup

[heady linden]

hi

[trail isle]

that doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck

[crisp saffron]

you realise it's like

a multi month effort

[ripe anchor]

Hello pimpabutterfly654321

[half compass]

yeah but not seeing any results after 3 months just makes me think they don't really work all that well

[crisp saffron]

yeah cause 3 months is barely anything

[ripe anchor]

Maybe put down the-

-# this message has been labelled as a joke. questions? please contact the user.

[heady linden]

bro

[ripe anchor]

My lawyer told me don’t finish that sentence

[heady linden]

i have a question

[ripe anchor]

Yessir

[heady linden]

do you like noodles

[ripe anchor]

No

[heady linden]

ok

[ripe anchor]

Hard no

[heady linden]

thanks for the answer

[ripe anchor]

I got a question

[heady linden]

what

[chilly bear]

ur weird

[ripe anchor]

How do you feel about the socioeconomic and geopolitical implications of the Louisiana Purchase?

[heady linden]

idk

[ripe anchor]

Ok

Thanks for answering

[autumn lodge]

Hi I'm on iOS 10

[trail isle]

ok

[heady linden]

hello ios 10

[pseudo lodge]

<t:1768678803:R>

[half compass]

was it even populated that much before the purchase

[chilly bear]

hey u cant say that bud.

[autumn lodge]

Who just said the n word

[half compass]

???

What

i did not see that

[ripe anchor]

I said pain of ball

[heady linden]

who

[ripe anchor]

I aint say that

[autumn lodge]

Idk someone deleted something I thought it was something else

[heady linden]

n word

[ripe anchor]

You cant say painball here

[heady linden]

paint ball

lazy

[ripe anchor]

I cant even talk about testicular torsion here

[heady linden]

bye bye

[autumn lodge]

No cuz it's a fake palera1n for iCloud bypassing

[ripe anchor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1173936832594051152/1330123362055356467/caption.gif

[heady linden]

son

[ripe anchor]

Love togather
Die togather

[heady linden]

what the fuck

[heady linden]

this is just shipping

isnt it

[thick tapir]

i posted that shit like a month ago 🥱

[heady linden]

hello

[ripe anchor]

Also posted this about a month ago son

[heady linden]

son

[ripe anchor]

Yes memeoutposter9000?

[heady linden]

whos face is that

[ripe anchor]

Eq

[heady linden]

ok

fihhh

[stark spruce]

@narrow dirge

alright done for the episode

[half compass]

please disconnect yourself from the internet

[chilly bear]

2,977 people died.

[ripe anchor]

Not enough lowk

And america still talmbout it like it was yesterday like it was some devastating event or something

[chilly bear]

i can't stand people that make fun of 9/11.

[thick tapir]

2977 divided by 44

[ripe anchor]

6 million jews died

And mfs tryna forget about that

[half compass]

67

[ripe anchor]

677777

[ashen basin]

The live action Dora movie is kinda peak

They made her schizophrenic

[thick tapir]

stampylongcock

[carmine elk]

damn

[ashen basin]

Yooo he visited epstib island

[carmine elk]

epstib

@split nimbus

[fossil citrus]

anyone know how to get JIT for 17.3.1

[untold helm]

Yuri

[fossil citrus]

im tryna help someone

[chrome peak]

I have a yuri (gagarin) shirt

[chilly bear]

that's not stampy

i think

[thick tapir]

really?

he does not run a channel called stampylongcock?

[chilly bear]

not sure but i don't think so

[main timber]

me when i spread misinformation online

[thick tapir]

no bro its him trust

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/griff_/status/2012572236507496504?s=46 god damn

Martin Griffiths (@Griff_)

A Finished Cyberpunk-style city in #NoMansSky (3,000 part limit)

(Credit Reddit u/xMr_Lagz)

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 17, 2026, 5:06 PM

[chilly bear]

no it's not him

cuz lee bear left didn't he

[thick tapir]

no it is

no shit

[fossil citrus]

i saw this it was cool

[jagged summit]

is this the right channel to ask questions about my jailbreak?

[narrow crown]

#jailbreak

[crisp saffron]

Thought i told you to knock this shit off

[ripe anchor]

It's not my fault

[crisp saffron]

?????????????

[half compass]

i think i just heard a gunshot

[ripe anchor]

dont ??? me

[crisp saffron]

warned u once

not happening again

[chilly bear]

mb

[crisp saffron]

the predator allegations will not surprise me

[split nimbus]

good morning general

[idle stone]

excuse me, how do i wipe an iPhone without iTunes

[split nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/crunchy-crunchy-cat-luna-cat-chew-gif-15810567256443350805

[idle stone]

because apparently my iMac does not have iTunes

[split nimbus]

using a cloth

[chilly bear]

how are they doing this .

[crisp saffron]

@ripe anchor don't dm me and then block me pussy

[split nimbus]

sorry @idle stone better ask in different channel

[idle stone]

alr

[split nimbus]

immature response of me.

[crisp saffron]

finder

[split nimbus]

u have beef fren ???

[split nimbus]

but this is a Jewish server

[red hinge]

LMAOOOOOOO

omg

[crisp saffron]

Especially after i've already told them to knock it off

[red hinge]

this is on a different level

[thick tapir]

wtf did they leave 😢

[red hinge]

good

[crisp saffron]

LMAOOOOOOO

[low mortar]

0_0

[red hinge]

that's one weirdo down

keep it up nooka

[copper tendon]

should we unban jayy

[manic tulip]

Unbelievable I MISSED it

[low mortar]

hi water man

[manic tulip]

Hello Amy

Hru

[red hinge]

i am jayy

[low mortar]

surviving

[narrow crown]

goodbye izzy ig

[low mortar]

hru

[chilly bear]

How is posting EQ's face a rule 1 violation, don't be a fucking jew

[manic tulip]

About the same, I bought a MacBook Pro

[crisp saffron]

Like

[jaunty garnet]

Epsteins Island

[crisp saffron]

How do you lack the fucking self awareness

[fervent dove]

Rule 1 - Incivility

No personal attacks, accusations, harassment, sexism, racism, transphobia, or general malicious behavior. This includes, but is not limited to comments that we deem to be of this nature.

[chilly bear]

hmm

[red hinge]

why do you think his gf beat him daily

[low mortar]

thats a low blow 😭

[low mortar]

yooooo what spec

[ornate latch]

@crisp saffron He also posted he hates Jews too here once

That's probably another warning

Ngl

[crisp saffron]

Dw

i'm just gonna ban them if i see them again

[ornate latch]

Fr

[thick tapir]

more than once

[ornate latch]

Yeah

[red hinge]

all for airpods max

[manic tulip]

The can barely afford it uni student special

[low mortar]

based

[split nimbus]

@crisp saffron world expansion ?

[manic tulip]

Me when I lie to the customer (they do not open for another 22 minutes)

[low mortar]

im going to go and steal it

pretend to be you

[manic tulip]

Jokes on you you don't- oh wait like 12 people I think including you know my name

[low mortar]

i dont actually

oh wait

is it not in the peardb testflight info?

[split nimbus]

i know your name ..

[manic tulip]

Yeah

[muted shuttle]

my new phone is set up

[low mortar]

ah

[muted shuttle]

[low mortar]

it is acquirable info

[split nimbus]

WAOW!!!!!

[low mortar]

huzzah

[muted shuttle]

Hiii stibby

[low mortar]

I know your name

[manic tulip]

Open TestFlight, select peardb, behold

[untold helm]

Hydrate

[low mortar]

🔫

[muted shuttle]

Nobody knows my name.

[jaunty garnet]

i hate ios

why is it so buggy

and using 20gb

[untold helm]

Maxine

[manic tulip]

Your next challenge is my face, as you require ID to pick it up

[muted shuttle]

wtf

[low mortar]

i'll just show ur discord pfp

[jaunty garnet]

@scarlet cave

[low mortar]

Maxine

[muted shuttle]

how

How do u guys know ...

[manic tulip]

It would probably work for all I know I don't think they look at the picture at all

[untold helm]

Hakka moment

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-aVOq6bkAAWIXx.gif

[ornate latch]

Elite ball knowledge

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[low mortar]

incredible

[chilly bear]

Please file a Radar.

[jaunty garnet]

should I update from 26.1 to 26.3 beta

26.1 is so buggy

but supports nugget

[chilly bear]

no

[ornate latch]

Personality: Redacted

[jaunty garnet]

why not

[chilly bear]

you will need to regenerate your pairing file

[untold helm]

I think autocorrect messed up this message

[ornate latch]

Nah

[red hinge]

someone buy me this

[jaunty garnet]

i use feather

[thick tapir]

im on 26.0 💀

[fallen moss]

What does jailbreak even do

[red hinge]

you get freedom

[chilly bear]

need to regenerate pairing file

[jaunty garnet]

lets you pirate icraze tweaks

[fallen moss]

For what

[red hinge]

but its illegal

[jagged summit]

where do you guys find isos of the apps you want?

[ornate latch]

Gay sex

[low mortar]

I want to print the 500 cigarette adapter

[red hinge]

the pirate bay

[fallen moss]

I need shadow fight mod

[chilly bear]

ok

[red hinge]

500 is too much for me

[chilly bear]

ok

[ornate latch]

You need a job

[untold helm]

Uses a chain of exploits in order to unlock your phone to its full potential. Get custom made features, tweaks, mods, and most-full file system access

[red hinge]

i'll die after one single puff

[low mortar]

I think I have it in my downloads somewhere

[chilly bear]

no you will get cancer

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1439693271277506600/sileodev.gif

[muted shuttle]

Which one is which

[untold helm]

Xbox 480

[muted shuttle]

it's this one.

[narrow crown]

one cigarette adapter

[muted shuttle]

I need something new to name my phone

Xbox 720 already used. Xbox 1080 already used.

[chilly bear]

does anyone here know? https://youtube.com/watch?v=5XyslxsPLQ4

[low mortar]

thats called a lesbian gf

[untold helm]

Xbox 2160

[untold helm]

He obtained a lot of money

That’s how

[thick tapir]

epstein was jewish?

[red hinge]

xbox 2

[narrow crown]

lesbians,,,

[thick tapir]

how far out of the loop am i wtf

[untold helm]

Aaron

[terse dome]

i thought this was dutch for a second because the IJ was capitalized

[ornate latch]

Epstein

What the fuck do you think he was

[muted shuttle]

102% battery health i win

[thick tapir]

i didnt think???

[jaunty garnet]

last seen a moment ago

[thick tapir]

epsteins religion is a thought that has never crossed my mind

[ornate latch]

He literally has a Jewish last name

[thick tapir]

why would i ever think about that

[ornate latch]

And you don't need to follow judaism to be Jewish

[untold helm]

Epstein and Einstein were both alive at the same time for 2 years

That’s crazy

[muted shuttle]

Lost it already

:(

[thick tapir]

okay but i didnt notice because i never thought about it

[narrow crown]

einstein didn't kill himself

[ornate latch]

You just need to have ancient Israeli roots

[untold helm]

Sorry

[ornate latch]

Truth

[versed sun]

My cpu is a 3.60ghz cpu but it’s running at 4.60ghz?

[terse dome]

hey give me some

[thick tapir]

jfc how old was epstein

old ass motherfucker

[gusty hedge]

Jane Remover

[muted shuttle]

Why should i remove jane

Get it......

[nimble harbor]

Anyone have the exodus larp ipa

[muted shuttle]

!t piracy

[fervent dove]

piracy

WE WILL NOT ASSIST WITH PIRACY

What is piracy?
Piracy is a form of unauthorized redistribution such as getting apps, in-app purchases, tweaks or themes without paying for them. This is often also unsafe as you are not getting things from the official source and pirated versions could have malware. This includes getting IPA files for free apps.

How do I know if I have piracy?
If you are not sure if a repo is piracy or not, you can send the name of the repo in to a genius, mod or admin in a DM and ask for further information. If you send a piracy link in a channel you will be filtered and informed further via DM. Doing so may also result in a warning from a member of staff. Use DMs to avoid the possibility.
Do note however that sharing piracy in DMs for any other purpose than asking if it's safe is still a violation of the rules and is warnable.

I have piracy repos and/or pirated tweaks, what should I do?
The standard procedure here is to remove jailbreak (also known as "restore rootfs" on older jailbreaks). To learn more, type /tag rootfs (or /tag legacyrootfs for older jailbreaks).

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 1,935 times · Feb 3, 2021, 8:55 AM

[gusty hedge]

Wait i get

[muted shuttle]

Ok

Yay

[ornate latch]

Einstein died in 1955

[gusty hedge]

😂😂😋

🤤

[muted shuttle]

Uploading, please keep device screen ON! (streamed)

[ornate latch]

Epstein was born in 1953

[main timber]

larping?

[gusty hedge]

Wrong emoji

Sorry

[thick tapir]

how the fuck

bro was 60

wtf

i thought he was like 40

[gusty hedge]

🫧🫧🧼

[jaunty garnet]

is the M1 Max better than the base m4

[real cobalt]

???????????

Literally just look at him

[ornate latch]

He was when he committed most of his crimes

He was around that age

[thick tapir]

wait that lowkey makes sense

[real cobalt]

How old do you think 40 year olds are

[thick tapir]

cuz he does not look 60

[chilly bear]

aside from the stuff that happened on his island epstein was kinda based

[thick tapir]

40?

[ornate latch]

40 years old

[muted shuttle]

22

[real cobalt]

He absolutely does look 60

[main timber]

False allegations can truly ruin a man

[thick tapir]

he looks 40

[untold helm]

Epstein does not look 40 😭

[ornate latch]

Yeah, when he died

[thick tapir]

that looks young asf for 60

[ornate latch]

This is not when he died

This is like

[real cobalt]

You guys family must age horribly

[untold helm]

Um?

[ornate latch]

Years before

[untold helm]

He looks like 60 for 60

[tame rock]

Guys dopamine is on the AppStore

[thick tapir]

my family doesnt have old people

[muted shuttle]

He looks 67

[nimble harbor]

I just want the fake exodus ipa

[main timber]

wtf is exodus

[ornate latch]

This is his last mugshot

He does look 60 here

[thick tapir]

still doesnt look 60 tho

looks like 55

[real cobalt]

Are you joking

[ornate latch]

He does

[real cobalt]

That's a 5 year difference

[thick tapir]

ts id believe he is 60

[thick tapir]

5 years is a big difference vro

[ornate latch]

No

[thick tapir]

yes

[ornate latch]

Not when you're that old already

I'd get it if it was like

[desert cairn]

40 lol

[ornate latch]

13 to 18

But 55 to 60?

No difference

[thick tapir]

okay but he looks like hes in his 50s in that pic not his 60s

i cant explain it

in the pic i posted he looks like hes in his 60s tho

[ornate latch]

You just never went outside

[thick tapir]

i do

[ornate latch]

Sure buddy

[thick tapir]

i just dont see old ppl cuz im not a chud

[ornate latch]

???

[real cobalt]

You're a character man

[ornate latch]

How does seeing old people make you a chud

[main timber]

how is being a chud related to seeing old people aside from itachi lines ig

[ornate latch]

You just say nonsense

[thick tapir]

even at my lois im still a family guy 🥱

[quaint ginkgo]

Someone offered me a 15 pro max 256 for my google pixel 8 pro 256

[desert cairn]

easiest deal ever

[crisp saffron]

Wow they’re scamming themselves

[desert cairn]

fr

[main timber]

btw if apple wanted their current ios version named after the year why did they name ios 26 ios 26 when it was 2025, so next version is ios27 in 2026?

[quaint ginkgo]

It is a 3-4hr drive however

[ornate latch]

Worth it

[crisp saffron]

because the majority of the time will be in 26

[desert cairn]

still worth the gas

[crisp saffron]

Or car model logic

[untold helm]

Why did they call it FC26 and not FC25

[crisp saffron]

2026 model is a 2025 car

[muted shuttle]

God damnit

Sideloaded twitter giving me the attestationdenied issue

:/

[versed sun]

What’s the difference of windows 11 home vs pro?

[muted shuttle]

Home sucks and forces online accounts

[crisp saffron]

Just install pro

[ornate latch]

Because European seasons are divided like

[thick tapir]

older people more right wing, ppl tend to hangout with people similar to them politically, therefore a chud would be more likely to hangout with older people. im not a chud therefore i do not hangout with old people

[ornate latch]

25/26

[main timber]

pro is cooler

[untold helm]

Just use pro

[ornate latch]

Starts in 2025

Ends in 2026

[versed sun]

Already have it

[untold helm]

Same logic for iOS 26

[ornate latch]

Yeah

[desert cairn]

guy is afraid of win shift s

[real cobalt]

God you're weird

[ornate latch]

You're actually a clown

[main timber]

bro

[desert cairn]

guy has only leftist friends

[versed sun]

What’s the difference between them

[thick tapir]

i dont have friends 🥱

[untold helm]

fa

[ornate latch]

We can tell

[main timber]

that explains it ig

[crisp saffron]

Google it

[versed sun]

Still forced me to use a online account

[main timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1435594093416681583/1449506012338847906/convert.gif

[muted shuttle]

Pro?

It doesn't force online accounts

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439473129020723301/1456106405768597686/watermark.gif

[ornate latch]

It does

[real cobalt]

You can do hyper v and local policy with pro that's all I know is the difference

[muted shuttle]

No

It doesn't

[crisp saffron]

it does now

[ornate latch]

It does

I use Pro

[muted shuttle]

???

Since when

[ornate latch]

It does force it

[real cobalt]

I'm pretty sure it does force pro

[muted shuttle]

I deal with Pro all the time twin

[real cobalt]

Only ltsc doesn't

[crisp saffron]

since 25h2

[muted shuttle]

No fucking way

I gotta test this

[real cobalt]

Well maybe not only but u know what I mean

[untold helm]

Do people actually pay for windows outside of preinstalled OEM?

[crisp saffron]

no

[ornate latch]

No

[chilly bear]

yea

how else are you gonna activate it ?

[real cobalt]

There are definitely people who do but it's probably the minority because most people who build their PC will end up pirating

[untold helm]

This grave, is massive.. it might have belonged to a dev..

[main timber]

win+r powershell

[narrow crown]

use epstein's windows 7 key

[red hinge]

literally tested it this afternoon
go setup for work -> sign in options -> use domain join

[real cobalt]

And that's the only time a consumer will buy a license, when they build their PC

[red hinge]

still works for latest

[muted shuttle]

knew it

domain join instead my beloved

[red hinge]

no i prefer an unattend file

[chilly bear]

not sure what that means but ok

[ornate latch]

Can you also still use the WinJS method

Or no

[versed sun]

I didn’t even try to see if it was possible to not sign in

[red hinge]

oobe\bypassnro still works

[untold helm]

Method of installing Linux

[red hinge]

idk what's the fuzz about

or you can just ctrl + shift + f3 and use my oobe bypass program!!!!

[main timber]

oh the horrors dude.... the horrors..... you DONT want to know....

[ornate latch]

https://github.com/the-P1neapple/WinJS-Microsoft-Account-Bypass

What about this

[thick tapir]

can you not remove the online account requirement w/ rufus or does that not work anymore?

[real cobalt]

I would just use a Microsoft account

[velvet zenith]

Just login with microsoft

[muted shuttle]

Fuck microsoft accounts

[red hinge]

haven't tried it since oobe\bypassnro works

[red hinge]

same

[velvet zenith]

Theyre literally fine

[main timber]

Man it would be awesome if i could choose what livecontainer i want to use for an app

[velvet zenith]

U use one for minecraft anyways

[muted shuttle]

Says who

[ornate latch]

It's quite literally necessary

You dummy

[red hinge]

i wanted to use my own username so i went the local account method and then sign into ms afterwards

[velvet zenith]

Cause its gay and r worded to login with a token

[ornate latch]

She's both though

[real cobalt]

@sojuchuu

[red hinge]

TRUE

[real cobalt]

Damn they really got muted and said fuck this server

[ornate latch]

Good

[muted shuttle]

the usual

[ornate latch]

I didn't like that guy anyways

[muted shuttle]

they'll come back in a week

[ornate latch]

He was weird

He or she

[dense valve]

can also confirm

[ornate latch]

I don't remember now

[muted shuttle]

She i think

[red hinge]

she identify as shit/ass, use accordingly

[chilly bear]

wrong

[narrow crown]

it was she?

[ornate latch]

Oh yeah

It was

A she

[dense valve]

I swear yesterday I checked their profile and it said he

[ornate latch]

She was on estrogen

[dense valve]

mb

[chilly bear]

*hackingnoises*

[dense valve]

i swear their profile said he when i looked at it yesterday but wtv

[chilly bear]

it probably still says he

outside this server

for opsec reasons

[real cobalt]

Whateverrrrrrr

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/pacman--s-linux-opsec-jax-maid-sudo-apt-install-opsec-gif-11058098316244178710

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1172245377395728467/1340464047971106887/K5L1uaMH.gif

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211528083501482004/1414045955153596507/caption.gif

[trail isle]

who are we on about

[half compass]

@chilly bear

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-minions-excited-gah-icanteven-gif-6365913475850204839

[bold galleon]

bradar what is this 😭🙏

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211528083501482004/1414045955153596507/caption.gif

[half compass]

Mineek alt account

[split nimbus]

EPSTIB?

[jaunty garnet]

Epstib Island

[trail isle]

great pronoun in bio

[jaunty garnet]

[thick tapir]

my pronouns better 🥱

[untold helm]

None

[thick tapir]

cuz ur blocked or sum

[untold helm]

???

[chilly bear]

u might be blocked i think

[thick tapir]

fr

[untold helm]

☹️

[compact cobalt]

guys is it possible that my motherboard (Q87 chipset) can't work with 1333 mhz ram?

[half compass]

@untold helm can you see my pronouns

I have you blocked too

[polar python]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn can you see my pronouns

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn can you see my pronouns

[untold helm]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn can you see my pronouns

[chilly bear]

wtf why can't i see ur pronouns

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday!! 🎉 🎂

[gusty hedge]

How

[tame rock]

Your a sick freak for what you did on that island (Minecraft)

[untold helm]

By setting your mullvad vpn to be at Epstein island 🏝️

[split nimbus]

i have promised to improve myself

[signal hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/mullvad-opsec-gif-16128982343186074066

need epsteins island on this one

[copper tendon]

my airpods pro 1st generation have static noise now

generational run, they lasted me 6 years

[signal hazel]

had mine for around the same

there’s no bass left in them

[copper tendon]

yea mine are just fucked

[desert cairn]

mine vibrate against my ear and its annoying

[copper tendon]

i got colorware gen 3s tho

[ruby copper]

@split nimbus gm

[copper tendon]

Goated

[copper tendon]

so true

[proven moss]

https://youtu.be/Wbfe-rjNS94?si=B1hFWqgYQDR4lj6V

[ruby copper]

Is this something earbuds do in general?? Where they just lose power???

[low mortar]

muffin

[ruby copper]

Or is it apples slop

[muted shuttle]

holy shit

Peak

@ruby copper

Hiii

[low mortar]

airpods pro 1 had the static noise problem

[muted shuttle]

Why fr

[low mortar]

but thats all I know

that was a manufacturing issue

[ruby copper]

Gm!!

[ruby copper]

oh well

Apple slop

[copper tendon]

it took like 3 months to get them, bought them back in november

[split nimbus]

GM FREN!!!

[muted shuttle]

My 14PMs final day is very soon.

(tomorrow)

[copper tendon]

it was supposed to be a birthday gift but yea very very late lol

[ruby copper]

Did u see my amazing Minecraft thing I made

[low mortar]

the official reason was a manfufacturing issue which caused the mic to come lose which would cause teh transparency/anc mic to just spit infinite feedback back at you

[split nimbus]

SHOW ME

[low mortar]

to be fair they repalced them for free

[copper tendon]

can i get them replaced for free you think

[low mortar]

the replacement program was open for 4/5 years

[low mortar]

ur too late

the program closed last year

[copper tendon]

how can you just close the program if its a manufacturing issue what

lol

[ruby copper]

Exactly

Apple slop

[copper tendon]

"we'll only fix our mistake for 5 years, sorry"

[ruby copper]

It's uploading

[ruby copper]

It uploaded

[low mortar]

oh wait

it ended in october 2025

[copper tendon]

sorry bro you're a year too late, i know we fucked up but you'll need to pay us now

[rich dune]

Actual geek of Minecraft

[copper tendon]

it shouldnt end at all

[low mortar]

because they ran out of parts

[copper tendon]

doesnt matter?

[low mortar]

wdym

you had 5 years

[copper tendon]

make more, you should be forced to fix anyone's whos broke

[low mortar]

it was for airpods made before october 2021

originally it was for airpods mdae before october 2020 but they extended to october 2021

[copper tendon]

or give people free upgrades to ones that do work

yes and thats the bare minimum

thats what i expect

[ruby copper]

Well what if ur AirPod from before October 2021 broke in November 2025

[copper tendon]

if your manufacturing issue caused potentially hundreds of thousands of units to fail you should be obligated to fix every last one of them

and if you cant get the parts anymore, give people ones that work

[polar python]

@muted shuttle ahh app

[slow comet]

Does it make any sense for me to sideload trollstore via my dev acc to my ip17?

[keen kelp]

Imac

[copper tendon]

could be in the form of 2nd gen pros or 1st gen ones that are refurbished that work

[polar python]

no just use alt store

[keen kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/kai-and-speed-adventures-ishowspeed-%26-kai-cenat-play-super-mario-bros-live-speedy-ishowspeed-darren-watkins-gif-10579675301264028767

[polar python]

or deal with feather and making a cert

but altstore is easier

[split nimbus]

A BOT???

[ruby copper]

@polar python I did the thing I told you abt this morning before you despawned

[ruby copper]

Yes!!

[split nimbus]

WOW

MAKE A BOT IN THE JB MC SERVER

[polar python]

Is this with claude code in the back to fetch the schematics

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[low mortar]

true, but all recalls do end

[ruby copper]

No but it's very much possible to integrate that

[low mortar]

its not just apple

[copper tendon]

recalls on cars do not end

[ruby copper]

Hey Claude build me a nice house

[polar python]

Mineflayer + opus 4.5 by itself is surprisingly able to make decent structures?

He sucks at placing them properly like it’ll be floating

[low mortar]

depends

[copper tendon]

recalls for things that could potentially harm you never end

[low mortar]

yeah thats possibly a different category than bluetooth headphones

thats not really a fair comparison

come on man

[copper tendon]

you said all recalls tho

[copper tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-cmon-man-us-president-candidate-gif-16967331

[ruby copper]

What if there would be like the AirPod could blow up ur eardrum after a few years

Would that recall end

[copper tendon]

technically it can

the sound is insanely loud

[ruby copper]

Wow now ur making me scared

[copper tendon]

like insanely loud im not even kidding

[ruby copper]

Well. My oppo buds are doing fine

[low mortar]

could the driver could get that loud?

[copper tendon]

the static sound could probably blow your eardrum if you had the airpod in all day

or reduce your hearing

[muted shuttle]

christ

[low mortar]

reduce your hearing yes

[muted shuttle]

817 cycles 91% health

[ruby copper]

How did Apple even manage to do this

[low mortar]

but any earbud could reduce your hearing

[ruby copper]

Is this a hardware issue?

[copper tendon]

cheap

[ruby copper]

Wtf did they do

[low mortar]

_ _

[ruby copper]

"Cheap"

[copper tendon]

true, but if you use too loud of volume thats a you issue

[ruby copper]

They buy shit for cheap and sell at a 5000% markup

[low mortar]

exactly

[ruby copper]

Apple is like a drop shipper

[low mortar]

I have the 83db mode on my airpods

and its wonderful

[ruby copper]

Ah

[thick tapir]

i only use my airpods at max volume 🥀

[polar python]

who approved this shit

[low mortar]

ur gonna ruin ur hearing man

[copper tendon]

yes but the fucking mics going crazy and blasting my ears with insanely loud sounds isnt my fault lol

[ruby copper]

This doesn't mean nothing without knowing the original starting capacity

[low mortar]

I would take them to apple

you honestlsy might get lucky

[muted shuttle]

100%

[copper tendon]

i'll take them to my local apple store tomorrow

[ruby copper]

No

[muted shuttle]

👍

[copper tendon]

or i guess after monday

[low mortar]

make sure to book the appointment

[ruby copper]

Maxine ur acting funny rn but u know what i mean

[copper tendon]

yea i will

[muted shuttle]

No i dont actually

[copper tendon]

are apple stores open on sunday?

[muted shuttle]

Starting capacity would've been like 100% or slightly higher

[low mortar]

when I got my pro 1's replaced under the program I took them to the store, they took them off me to the bag, brought them back 5 minutes later and said "yep they both have the issue" and 10 minutes later I left with a new pair

[low mortar]

in the uk they are

[ruby copper]

Well, all new batteries aren't exactly the design capacity. Usually they're like 102-105 but I've seen shit a lot higher , and thus also last a lot longer

It's a lottery

[muted shuttle]

GAMBLING

I LOVE GAMBLING!!!!

[ruby copper]

So if u flex it without showing the original capacity, it doesn't mean anything really

[desert cairn]

😭

[muted shuttle]

Heres my new phone

102.3%

[low mortar]

i love my airpods icl

[muted shuttle]

I dont think that manufacture date is right though

Are you telling me my battery was manufactured yesterday and then sold to me today

[ruby copper]

Yes

[desert cairn]

Ye

[low mortar]

yeah that would be uhh

interesting

[muted shuttle]

iOS says the manufacture date is December 2025

So it might just be coconutBattery being funny

[low mortar]

weird

so what date is it getting

[low mortar]

cause you got the phone today right

[muted shuttle]

Yes

[ruby copper]

First use

[desert cairn]

Mf put jobless in the discord bio

[ruby copper]

In the Apple Store

[muted shuttle]

AT&T store

[muted shuttle]

Its a reference to something

[ruby copper]

😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ruby copper]

To yourself?

[copper tendon]

airpods pro?

[low mortar]

yeah

Ive had every gen atp

[copper tendon]

i've had all of them, i gave my mom my 2nd gen ones

and i got colorware 3rd gens

i wanted to get colorware 2nd gen ones but it was too late

[muted shuttle]

#general message

[low mortar]

I feel like they've truly peaked with the hearing aid stuff in ios 18/26

it really should have come sooner but the ability to get a volume slider for transparency is insane

[ruby copper]

Hello

[low mortar]

the ability to turn down bcakground noise but make the person you're talking too louder

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[copper tendon]

theres a slider for transparency??

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle turns out the vibration issue got fixed

[muted shuttle]

Oh

Hm

[copper tendon]

ooh you use the hearing aid feature

[low mortar]

ambient noise reduction is just blessed

[copper tendon]

very goated

[low mortar]

its hte reason I use them so much

theyre just so helpful

[copper tendon]

i use them mainly for music during workouts

the pro 3s feel different

[low mortar]

my pro 2's have become discardable 😭

[copper tendon]

the 1st and 2nd gens were basically the same fit for me

my pro 2s still work great

[low mortar]

I have 2 pairs of pro 2

[copper tendon]

😭

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Hey Maxine

[copper tendon]

what the hell did you do

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[ruby copper]

Muffin was home like 6-7 minutes ago but I think he left already

Man

[low mortar]

first pair I bought on day 1, second pair I got from apple for swift student challenge

[muted shuttle]

Get it.

Sorry.

[ruby copper]

Grown up woman making 67 jokes

[copper tendon]

i wonder if the airpods 4th gen are good

[muted shuttle]

Sorry.

[copper tendon]

like how is the anc on the 4th gens

[chilly bear]

lol 67

[low mortar]

ive heard it described as "ok"

because of the no tips thing

[ruby copper]

If my oppo buds had tips they would be goated

[copper tendon]

idk me personally if i had airpods 4 money but not pro 3 money id get pro 2s

[ruby copper]

But damn these just hurt after a while

[low mortar]

dude just get airpods

[muted shuttle]

get iems twin

[low mortar]

I wear these 16 hours a day

I sleep with them if its like shit weather

[muted shuttle]

You can get $20 iems and have an amazing experience

[low mortar]

or if a house mate is a dipshit and puts on the washing machien at like 11pm

is it bad for my ears? yes

do i care? no

[ruby copper]

In which way is it bad

Like hearing or physically

[copper tendon]

i just cant sleep in airpods, ive tried but it feels weird on a pillow'

idk if thats just me

[low mortar]

its physically bad to "plug" your ears for long periods of time

[muted shuttle]

I can't sleep with anything in my ears

[copper tendon]

^

[ruby copper]

Oh right

Wax and etc

[low mortar]

for me it depends on what pillow im using

icl ive been through quite a few

[copper tendon]

maybe my pillows just suck

[rotund torrent]

hi

[ruby copper]

My pillow isn't cold now I'm sad

[low mortar]

ive been through 3 or 4 pillows in the past 6 months trying ot find something to fix my neck

[muted shuttle]

Freezer

[ruby copper]

Bro you gave me a business idea

An E-pillow

Untapped market

[muted shuttle]

A what

[low mortar]

this is the kind of thing that 8sleep would do

[ruby copper]

With a cooler integrated

In the pillow

[muted shuttle]

hmm......

[low mortar]

is it bad that I want an eight sleep mattress

[ruby copper]

Yes

[low mortar]

like I want the conceopt

[ruby copper]

Aren't they fully controlled centralized