general

[grand lotus]

it was completely different

people were normal

now discord is cooked

[jagged turret]

fr

[winter meadow]

Are you a alt

[grand lotus]

now it’s just like

gay weebs

[versed sun]

Because most people were in the single digits back in 2017 and won’t on discord

[dark osprey]

yea to @floral zealot

cba to pull out my id and allat to get it back tho

[jagged turret]

all the old people were young

[vocal plinth]

What were you coding

[jagged turret]

web site

[vocal plinth]

Oh fair

[jagged turret]

and my qt6 configs but that doesnt really count

actually

i guess that was wednesday

[vocal plinth]

Nah that maintenance count it

[jagged turret]

yesterday i basically didnt get on my computer

[vocal plinth]

Configs still take some competence

[jagged turret]

false

[versed sun]

I first started using discord in August 2020 then got my account gone then made this account

[vocal plinth]

Boba consider the average person then remember they are worse than that

[versed sun]

I wish I still had the 2020 account created date

[glacial valve]

discord egangster

etc

[nova dagger]

Y’all,
Uh

Where can I ask about the good price of old iMacs..

I’m tryna sell some I have, for myself to get a new one that is lowkey better—

[astral frigate]

I’m seeing all these tech channels post videos of how to do a $1,000 pc build amid ram shortage in 2026

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[astral frigate]

meanwhile my pc is fucking $3.9k

[vital knoll]

no idea but you gotta remember price will vary depending on where you live

[nova dagger]

Aaah ok

[pulsar hatch]

ok guys

i finally got the money from the linkedin method

and now i can buy a certificate

[muted shuttle]

If it's jailbreak related then no

[hot junco]

Probably old Videos that they just uploaded

[winter meadow]

@jagged turret am I a alt now

[muted shuttle]

my case and screen protector for my new phone didn't arrive today im gonna throw hands with usps if they don't deliver my shit by tomorrow

[vital knoll]

oooh what phone and what case

[muted shuttle]

17pm and spigen c1 graphite

[winter meadow]

75% of this server is

Including Maxine

[vital knoll]

oh that case is nice. tho I wonder how chunky it feels

[muted shuttle]

They used to have a purple Spigen C1 for the iPhone X but they didn't bring it back when they rereleased the C1 for newer phones :(

[winter meadow]

What’s disrespectful about that

[muted shuttle]

My friend has a 15PM with the C1 and it feels fine

The 17PM is 0.2in larger so idk if it'll be the same

But we ball

[winter meadow]

It’s not

@muted shuttle can u back me up with what I said

[muted shuttle]

When did they put the icons here

[muted shuttle]

No because i dont know

[winter meadow]

Also can u theoretically ban me for my server tag

[low mortar]

Hey

[low mortar]

I think you could

[winter meadow]

Official [REDACTED].app server

[thorny pelican]

guys should a hickey on a nipple hurt really bad

like

um

[low mortar]

💀

[muted shuttle]

what

[thorny pelican]

i'm in pain.

[muted shuttle]

consult google or something not us

Thx

[thorny pelican]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1401384692191723543/1410021034022797522/attachment_1.gif

[low mortar]

Maxine are you excited for life not as a minor 😭 😭

[muted shuttle]

Barely

[low mortar]

This server is awful

[muted shuttle]

I can get hrt but i have no job

[low mortar]

Oh wait hrt is cool

[muted shuttle]

I also have to get my blood drawn at a city like. An hour away from me

[low mortar]

Cue nooka saying this server always talks about hrt

[muted shuttle]

:/

[low mortar]

Is that like, a huge issue though

[muted shuttle]

Scary. ..

[low mortar]

Wait how come

[muted shuttle]

Driving

I'd be the one driving

[low mortar]

No like how come the nearest is an hour away

[muted shuttle]

Oh

Idk

[low mortar]

Like can you not do a home blood test that you just mail off

[velvet zenith]

Hey im not nooka but hes right

[muted shuttle]

I don't think so

[low mortar]

Damn

[velvet zenith]

Some people are worse than others

[muted shuttle]

I don't remember the last time i talked about hrt

[velvet zenith]

And its all the annoying people

[muted shuttle]

That wasnt right now

[velvet zenith]

Me neither

Last time was probably eotj

[low mortar]

Look to see if your clinic would let you do home test kits, they’re a bit of a pain to do but like

Home

[dark osprey]

1 minute ago

[muted shuttle]

#general message

[low mortar]

Usually you just have to do it and then email the results over to the clinic

[muted shuttle]

Stabbing a needle in myself

:(

[dark osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1461551610827112591/togif.gif

[muted shuttle]

I dont wanna do that needles scare me

[low mortar]

Well the home kits use lancets yeah, as opposed to the needle that goes into your inner elbow

[muted shuttle]

Wtf are lancets

[autumn pendant]

no

[dark osprey]

@muted shuttle rejoin eotj and switch places with kitty

[low mortar]

And honestly, I despise lancets, they’re so much more painful and I always struggle to get enough blood

[autumn pendant]

we are sillyous

:3

[muted shuttle]

i'm good

[low mortar]

Lil plastic things, and you press a button and a tiny needle shoots and pokes you. They’re designed to make a few drops of blood drip out your finger

[muted shuttle]

needle :(

[low mortar]

Yeah

[muted shuttle]

but probably not as bad,

[low mortar]

The only benefit is you never see it

So some people prefer it

Whereas my housemate got so sick of them he just takes one of his injection needles and stabs it into his arm like a fucking cretin

[muted shuttle]

new profile decorations

i love quests!!!!

[thick tapir]

i hate those fuckers

[glacial valve]

Fake plastic trees

[thick tapir]

fucking evil

[tame rock]

https://vxtwitter.com/reevierat/status/2012215210526839132?s=46&t=3X3TWXrd0Km2ZQOyeO1eaA

Reevie (@reevierat)

https://t.co/zsMwadR0Kk

QRT: WhiteHouse
Whole milk is back. 🥛

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 16, 2026, 5:27 PM

[low mortar]

Yeah they’re the worst

The reusable pens are better

The one use ones are despicable

[thick tapir]

the feds drew my blood w/ one 🥀

[dark osprey]

they cloned u

[low mortar]

Blood alcohol??

[thick tapir]

nah they probably just have my dna stored away

[thick tapir]

immigration

[low mortar]

what

[dark osprey]

the government will make a million clones of u to feed to the illuminati man eating lizards

[thick tapir]

idk thats a thing they do

they test ur blood

[velvet zenith]

The shex vote passed

[muted shuttle]

Ok

[low mortar]

Oh I thought it was for getting a dna sample

😭

[glacial valve]

Join and don’t ok

😭

[thick tapir]

i mean if its the feds harvesting my blood would you really doubt they store that shit?

[low mortar]

Tbh no

[thick tapir]

i dont trust them mfers

[glacial valve]

The only reason they’re getting your blood is probably to check if you’ve been vaccinated

[low mortar]

Can’t check that from blood

[thick tapir]

no its for diseases and shit

[glacial valve]

You can

[low mortar]

Well to an extent

[dark osprey]

they're looking for their dna modification nanobots

[thick tapir]

see if i have foreigner diseases

[pulsar hatch]

guys

[muted shuttle]

nobody would want to clone me

[low mortar]

But it can be polluted by “you’ve been near somebody who actually has it”

[pulsar hatch]

i would

[glacial valve]

maxine

[thick tapir]

i got the covid shot 🥀😔

they got mr

[thick tapir]

me

[fading spindle]

Why is my clock running away

[pulsar hatch]

your clock is off its shift ok

[low mortar]

Nobody would want to clone me either dw

[dark osprey]

[ruby copper]

Wowwwwww

[thick tapir]

they want to clone me

[dark osprey]

i would clone myself

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[thick tapir]

real

[low mortar]

Muffin pics?

[ruby copper]

No

[pulsar hatch]

if i clone 100 of myself

[ruby copper]

Idk where he is

[pulsar hatch]

i could like

[low mortar]

:(

[muted shuttle]

Go find him

[ruby copper]

He was home like 3 hours ago

[pulsar hatch]

take over the world🥹

[low mortar]

Mineek is gate keeping muffin

[muted shuttle]

fr

[thick tapir]

i find it wild the feds and the state government have my fingerprints aswell

like i cant do shit

[low mortar]

A lot of governments are collecting fingerprints now

[ruby copper]

if you clone someone, what happens to the consciousness of the original person

[thick tapir]

what

[low mortar]

They’re included in the data of some eu passports now

[dark osprey]

nothing

it's cloning

[ruby copper]

Well yeah but cloning would be a 1:1 copy

[muted shuttle]

Imagine there were two of me in this server

[thick tapir]

i altered my fingerprints anyways

[ruby copper]

No

[muted shuttle]

Why

[ruby copper]

I would immediately leave

[muted shuttle]

Oh

Why

[ruby copper]

Sorry that was a lie

[dark osprey]

what if there was an ice agent in here rn

[muted shuttle]

Am i that intolerable

[ruby copper]

No

[low mortar]

Double the kitty

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[ruby copper]

No

[thick tapir]

not a crime

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle But what if cloning was real
If consciousness is just something made up by the brain, what happens when u clone someone 1:1 who already lives, instead of injecting dna into a fetus

[ornate latch]

Hey what if you shut up

[low mortar]

Well it depends how you clone

[ruby copper]

Clearly another consciousness cannot just create from thin air

[low mortar]

But isn’t that what cloning is

[ruby copper]

Or if it can, then that means computers can also be conscious

[muted shuttle]

Keto recreate my consciousness

[crisp saffron]

Cloning doesn’t just copy ur brain

[rich dune]

Ever played S.O.M.A?) Youll get a copy

[low mortar]

Like what you’re describing is copying the exact matter of your brain

[ruby copper]

Yes

[low mortar]

And your body

[ruby copper]

And the body yeah

[crisp saffron]

Which is not cloning

[ruby copper]

oh

[muted shuttle]

U can just export your brain as a pdf

[dark osprey]

what if u created clones of urself to do inhumane experiments on them

[low mortar]

I really want an MRI of my brain just to 3d print it

[ruby copper]

Are MRI's dangerous

like xrays

[low mortar]

I was slightly disappointed when they just wanted to ct my brain

[low mortar]

No

[ruby copper]

oh ok

[muted shuttle]

If you eat 54 nails before an MRI yes

[ruby copper]

go for it then

Ts something u would do

[low mortar]

They won’t just do it for the shits though

Like it’s expensive to do

[muted shuttle]

My mri will be sick yo

[low mortar]

And my CT and venogram were completely clean

[dark osprey]

or have a metal accessory inserted into a certain orifice

[ruby copper]

your coretrust?

[low mortar]

Or sorry

[muted shuttle]

I will use a plastic one instead

[low mortar]

“Nothing of significance”

[muted shuttle]

Where the company has lied about it being a 100% plastic one

[low mortar]

Computed topography

[muted shuttle]

And has a metal core

I finished my monster.

[low mortar]

Which is X-rays but in a cool way

Somewhere on a server is about 80 images of my brain

And the veins in my brain

[muted shuttle]

https://fxtwitter.com/Mirteaaa/status/2012234085100388537

trannamyers🧜‍♀️🔆 (@Mirteaaa)

ah yes, the potion section

**💬 1 🔁 1 ❤️ 5 👁️ 64 **

FxTwitter · Jan 16, 2026, 6:42 PM

[ruby copper]

Ok

When r u gonna think about your physical health

I'm serious

Drinking a monster as often as you do cannot be healthy

You're gonna die at 21

[muted shuttle]

[ruby copper]

No

[muted shuttle]

I love drinking chemicals

[rich dune]

Stop

Like fr

[muted shuttle]

I love drinking chemicals

[crisp saffron]

Fuck that

[rich dune]

Your stomach will segfault

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[tame rock]

I love drinking

Speaking of which

[velvet zenith]

Who cares

You die at 80-100 anyways

[rich dune]

Get smart

[muted shuttle]

Im very smart

Thats why i drink multiple cans of chemicals every day

[true plover]

your system ate a SPARC! GAH!

[ornate latch]

most people only get drinking Monster is shit for their health when they have a heart attack at 30

you can't convince them

[rich dune]

)))

[true plover]

I don’t drink them often

Like maybe once every other week

[ornate latch]

I'm talking about like

people that drink them every day

[true plover]

Jesus

Heart failure at 19

😭🙏

[ruby copper]

You're not taking it seriously tho

[pulsar hatch]

i need to buy a cert

[ornate latch]

yeah lmfao

[ruby copper]

Maxine drinks 3 per day

[pulsar hatch]

where should i buy it from

[true plover]

Yooo me too

[muted shuttle]

Idk where u got this

[true plover]

I drink

3 times per day

[rich dune]

@ruby copper aww your cat is so cute )

[tame rock]

Nowhere good anymore

[muted shuttle]

I was joking when i said i drink multiple cans every day

[ruby copper]

whatever, it's at least 1 per day and at most 3 per day

[glacial valve]

[true plover]

[muted shuttle]

close enough

[ruby copper]

Drinking monsters that often is not good for your physical health

[ornate latch]

Maxine is like

3 business days away from a heart failure

[ruby copper]

I'm informing you of this but you just throw my advice away cuz ur addicted or something

Yeah legit

[glacial valve]

all I read is yap

[ruby copper]

Idk why this doesn't come through for maxine

[muted shuttle]

[ruby copper]

Ok

[glacial valve]

we are addicted

[ruby copper]

Time for maxine and you to die then

[muted shuttle]

[glacial valve]

0/10 ragebait

[true plover]

https://tenor.com/view/address-me-gif-3314967408153193330

[glacial valve]

monster only contains caffeine

[low mortar]

Real

[true plover]

[glacial valve]

nice try

[ruby copper]

Yeah you think its so funny but I don't think it would be funny if ur gonna die

[ruby copper]

No

[muted shuttle]

Sorry .

[glacial valve]

[ornate latch]

@ruby copper not worth trying to convince caffeine addicts

trust me bro

[ruby copper]

fr

[ornate latch]

they're not gonna change

[true plover]

Bros apologizing for giving herself heart problems

[glacial valve]

yap

[crisp saffron]

Broooooooooo

stop sitting at your desk

[muted shuttle]

i've been worse than this

[true plover]

I drink them too

[crisp saffron]

you're gonna get obese and die

Please listen to me

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[low mortar]

Imma get back on the caffeine grind

[crisp saffron]

You must never sit at a desk

[muted shuttle]

i used to drink like. no water

[glacial valve]

based

[ruby copper]

Yes nooka gets it

[muted shuttle]

like last year

[ruby copper]

People need to go outside

Stop sitting all day

[glacial valve]

wel lwell well

[ornate latch]

he's joking

idk if you get that

[ruby copper]

I know

[muted shuttle]

i just drank monster and diet coke and

[ruby copper]

But my point is there

[muted shuttle]

uh

[glacial valve]

well well well

[velvet zenith]

Well well well

The proof is in the pudding

[muted shuttle]

i did not treat myself very well

[glacial valve]

?

mods

/snipe

[ornate latch]

?

[crisp saffron]

Your teeth will be a bigger issue well before heart is a concern

[velvet zenith]

keto;snipe

[ornate latch]

Ban maxine

[ruby copper]

teeth is part of physical health as well tho

[glacial valve]

nooka may you snipe

[muted shuttle]

Hey at least i'm aware and i have gotten better at managing my health.

[pulsar hatch]

@jaunty garnet where do i buy my cert from

[ruby copper]

oral health

[fervent dove]

Maxine edited a message

Hey at least i'm aware and i have gotten better at managing my health

Message ID: 1461829777832022098 · Jan 16, 2026, 9:09 PM

[ornate latch]

FUCK

[low mortar]

I took my rescue meds yesterday and like, 0 heart rate changes or chest pains or anything. I fear I’ve built a tolerance but whatever. I’m not scared to blow up my heart now

[muted shuttle]

Snipe what

[ruby copper]

Hahahahahaha this is such a funny joke

[glacial valve]

[muted shuttle]

It wasn't meant to be funny or perceived as a joke

[ornate latch]

LMFAOOOOOO LOOOOOL ROFL

[glacial valve]

caffeine just speeds my heart up atp

[velvet zenith]

Developer.apple.com

[ruby copper]

When you're actually getting better at managing your health, you will realize that drinking a monster every day isn't good for your health

[ruby copper]

Yes, this is applicable in this context

[glacial valve]

woke

[muted shuttle]

Hey i used to drink monster and diet coke every day

No water

Now i drink monster and water every day

[crisp saffron]

Hey maxine are you drinking monster because you have undiagnosed adhd

[muted shuttle]

100% better

I'm not undiagnosed

[ruby copper]

It's better, but not optimal

[muted shuttle]

kia optima

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Try to like

[velvet zenith]

So uare diagnosed

[ruby copper]

No shut up

[crisp saffron]

Even better

[ornate latch]

The woke liberal left is trying to convince the noticers with fake news

[ruby copper]

Try to start with just drinking one monster less every week

Then 2 less every week

Etc

[glacial valve]

yes

[low mortar]

Young ages are for fucking with health man

[ruby copper]

Until you're drinking none anymore

[glacial valve]

yes

[glacial valve]

ts is true

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

Hey at least i'm not drinking brian

[glacial valve]

young ages are for caffeine and alcohol

[low mortar]

^

[muted shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-crack-peter-griffin-brian-griffin-peter-gif-7517796295371082995

[low mortar]

Y’all should just be enjoying what your body will let you abuse

[ruby copper]

I'm not allowed to drink caffeine nor alcohol

Both for the same reason

[glacial valve]

woke

[ornate latch]

Yeah bro use crack and heroin every day

[velvet zenith]

woke

[ruby copper]

What

[velvet zenith]

How u not allowed caffeine

What are u 5

[crisp saffron]

All this talk about monster

Need a monster

[ruby copper]

No it's cuz of my autism meds

[ornate latch]

bro can't drink coffee

[muted shuttle]

Need a monster

[ornate latch]

😭 😭 😭

[ruby copper]

My autism meds are incompatible with caffeine or alcohol

[velvet zenith]

I have a monster in my pants but i assume you dont want that one

[crisp saffron]

?

[glacial valve]

who could've thought

[ruby copper]

So?

[muted shuttle]

Why would u have a monster in there idiot

[ruby copper]

At least I won't turn into an addict

[muted shuttle]

Monsters go in the fridge, cupholder, or a table.

[ornate latch]

He's special ignore him

[ruby copper]

Whatever

Drink what y'all wanna drink

[velvet zenith]

Goth girl spit

[crisp saffron]

Thank you for acting morally superior

[velvet zenith]

My fault

[ruby copper]

Thanks

[muted shuttle]

I will

[ruby copper]

Just don't say I didn't warn you!

[crisp saffron]

stfu

[glacial valve]

fr

[crisp saffron]

good lord

[glacial valve]

when you get past 30

well

try to stop

[ruby copper]

with what

[glacial valve]

caffeine

[low mortar]

That’s when you ramp it up

[muted shuttle]

I will mix monster with alcohol

[ruby copper]

oh right

well

[ornate latch]

Yeah bro we must all drink the juice you like being filled in

[glacial valve]

I haven't tried yet apparently it's good

[low mortar]

It’s fire

[muted shuttle]

I haven't tried it either

[low mortar]

It’s so fire

[muted shuttle]

I need to be 21 to get alcohol.

[glacial valve]

i'll try tomorrow 🙏

[ornate latch]

Woke

Get it illegally

[glacial valve]

fr

[low mortar]

Just get Jägerbombs, it’s basic bitch but it works

You get drunk very easily and a lot quicker

[glacial valve]

don't you think I'm a beginner

[velvet zenith]

yea

beginner at getting bitches

(0)

[glacial valve]

friendly fire bro

[low mortar]

Wait what

you said you hadn’t mixed caffeine with alcohol

[velvet zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/michaeljordan-mj-basketball-gif-michael-jordan-no-no-no-no-gif-16220345851539903827

[glacial valve]

monster

not redbull

[low mortar]

What’s the diff

Oh

Monster and caffeine

Awful

No good flavour combos

I’ve tried so many

Every time I’ve just been left disappointed

[carmine elk]

https://youtube.com/shorts/kcNOrviPJfE?si=nRpp7WFi5gaIdHTr here u go

2014 btw

[jaunty garnet]

arcticsign

[glacial valve]

oh

[crisp saffron]

They really rattled you huh

[glacial valve]

yeah jagerbombs are too good for me to stop

[low mortar]

I miss alcohol

Man

[glacial valve]

go talk to her already gayass

meds?

[low mortar]

Yeah :(

[glacial valve]

cooked :/

[low mortar]

Both meds and it being my worse trigger

[velvet zenith]

Scary

Its scary because shes not in the same program as me and we have like nothing in common

[low mortar]

Like I can survive the night but the next day I am incapable of doing anything

[velvet zenith]

And also because i havent talked to her in a month

Like there is 0 reason for me to talk to her at all

[ruby copper]

I'm not saying you cannot drink what you want to drink
I'm just coping with the fact I'm not allowed monsters or alcohol

[low mortar]

One drink and 12 hours later I’ll be having the worst I remember in months

[glacial valve]

bro came to canada illegally and is scared to talk to a girl

[velvet zenith]

i was born here fucker

[glacial valve]

misinfo

[ruby copper]

you all are filling in the words I never said

[velvet zenith]

Yeah u wanna see my birth certificate

[jaunty garnet]

???

[low mortar]

Drinking on SSRI’s was fun icl

[jaunty garnet]

who the fuck is this

[low mortar]

Because you just got drunk easier

[glacial valve]

yeah the BYD ceo friended you bro

[glacial valve]

fake one

[low mortar]

SSRI’s just nuke your tolerance which make you super cheap, but everyone calls you a lightweight soooooo

[glacial valve]

:///

[tame rock]

I love whatever mental disorder cause me to be extremely loopy when drunk or high

[low mortar]

That’s called alcohol and/or weed

[glacial valve]

just don't eat

[tame rock]

Extremely

[low mortar]

Dude not even that

[glacial valve]

or well after

[low mortar]

Ssris were just crazy

Cause I drank before and after starting

And my tolerance was ruined

I haven’t drank since stopping but since stopping I started new meds that are a huge red flag for drinking so I can’t test the theory of is my tolerance back 😭

[tame rock]

Now did I ever tell you about the time I went on a journey an adventure in order to save the releasio 64 from non playable state on iOS? I went to every website looking for an answer til I watched a video about Mario 64 modding and found a tool that recompresses the rom and allows it to be played on modern day emulators

Also applies to various old rom hacks

[glacial valve]

just get off the meds

fr

[tame rock]

But non captured that insane energy releasio 64 emitted

Truly an experience not replicated in sequels

The second releasio was too wild and the third was too slow

[low mortar]

I’m starting to consider it, the side effects are becoming so intolerable and I don’t think they’re working at all

[tame rock]

Oh yeah I had meds once they just made me extremely tired and didn’t help with anything besides making me tired

[glacial valve]

health abuse is dangerous for alcohol

[low mortar]

Making me tired all the time is the thing that pisses me off the least

[tame rock]

I didn’t experience anything else I was the exact same except tired

I don’t think ocpd is well documented

[low mortar]

I’m more anxious, I can barely concentrate, I feel like I’m losing my memory, my ability to mentally compute things, weight loss, tired all the time, can hardly sleep, my taste is fucked

[ripe anchor]

Can I jailbreak?

[tame rock]

Probably iCloud locked and chips are damaged

[tame rock]

Jesus

[glacial valve]

I'm anxious by nature

I'm cooked

so caffeine

[low mortar]

See I’m normally anxious

[glacial valve]

oh well

[low mortar]

But like

This is insane

I’ve been having so many panic attacks

[tame rock]

I’m a little anxious but I try to control it to the best of my ability

[narrow crown]

gmmm

[low mortar]

Hiiiiiii

[ruby copper]

@low mortar

[low mortar]

Hi

[ruby copper]

oh

[narrow crown]

my neck hurts

ugh

probably from moving my body around last night

[ruby copper]

hope you get better soon

[narrow crown]

thank you mineek

[low mortar]

Wdym oh

[low mortar]

What were you uhh

Doing last night

[narrow crown]

dancing hard

i WISH my neck hurt from giving head

[velvet zenith]

:/

[chilly bear]

kirk reference

sorry

[ruby copper]

Where is the excited Hiiiii

[low mortar]

I’ve already given you a few today

Like I was taking to you 5 minutes before you pinged me

[ruby copper]

Ohh

They're on a quota

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/tmz/status/2011884245019480175?s=46 bruh lmfaoooo no way

TMZ (@TMZ)

😅 EXCLUSIVE: Farrah Abraham is running for mayor in Austin — but it seems TMZ broke the news to her that the election won't happen for another two years. http://www.tmz.me/7kwu0Ur

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 15, 2026, 7:32 PM

[low mortar]

Pretty much

[crisp saffron]

fuck me her filler looks dreadful

[low mortar]

Muffin will always get an excited hi

[crisp saffron]

American reality television personality, singer, pornographic actress, and writer

tracks

[low mortar]

Omg hiiiiiiiiiiii

[low mortar]

That’s hilarious

[ashen basin]

Lmfaooo she was on celebrity big brother UK too

too traitors brained rn oops

https://vxtwitter.com/itskary_/status/2012214610049249356?s=46

The Bronx?! The World. (@itsKARY_)

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT 🦻🏽🦻🏽🦻🏽

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 16, 2026, 5:25 PM

[hot junco]

Ok I’m coming here cause the Apple discord server doesn’t respect old Macs.

I bought a 2013 MacBook Pro and the fans are making this sound when I plug them in. Is the laptop broken or is the battery just super dead?

[stiff cedar]

hi guys, anyone know a tweak or smth on how to bypass the unoriginal content detection on tiktok?

[hot junco]

That’s server side. Nothing you can do.

My suggestion is stop posting AI slop.

[stiff cedar]

lol, nothing with AI. just wanted to reupload some edits

[hot junco]

Oh

[low mortar]

Have you tried posting original content

[hot junco]

But yeah there’s still nothing you can do

[stiff cedar]

bro wants me to become a movie producer

[ornate latch]

no

just put at least some effort

on anything you do

[stiff cedar]

not any effect i can use to hide it in? like what exactly tiktok detector looks for

[ornate latch]

instead of reuploading

[stiff cedar]

like?

[ornate latch]

make your own edits

stop reuploading

simple as that

[stiff cedar]

im literally doing that. EDITS. but getting flagged for unoriginal

[silent linden]

Ok now how do i install plumeImpactor on linux with appimage

[ornate latch]

oh

I thought you were reuploading someone else's edits

ig you just uhhh

don't reupload

this isn't the right server to ask this anyways

we can't really help you

[hot junco]

I know this is gonna sound dumb, but don’t use TikTok.

[tame rock]

THEY GOT RID OF THE DOMINOS PASTA BREADBOWL

[hot junco]

NOOOOOOOIOOOOO

[stiff cedar]

LMAO

[tame rock]

[ornate latch]

[tame rock]

FIRE SAME

I HATE TIKTOK!

[hot junco]

Anyway yeah any help?

[tame rock]

Oof yeah that sounds cooked

[hot junco]

Just return it or get a refund?

[stiff cedar]

dont really use it that much for consumption, just for uploading content

[toxic whale]

If Parallels is gonna make me pay for the macOS Tahoe upgrade, and do the same thing every year when a new macOS comes out, is it worth it to just get the subscription instead?

I bought a permanent Parallels license for like $200 so that I wouldn't have to pay a subscription every year

[silent linden]

Hey can i get help?

[toxic whale]

#969343289641828382 is your best bet

[silent linden]

Oh

[tame rock]

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718875522792161362/1460414125145329865/the_new_emote-export.gif

[low mortar]

I hate this fucking trap of “pay insane price for all updates” to “oh wait we need more money it’s subscription time”

Adobe normalised this way too much

[autumn robin]

Hi guys

[indigo bough]

what about dopaminemaxxing tho

[tame rock]

I get enough of that

[autumn robin]

Congrats bro 🥳

[chilly bear]

it's night time and i'm still at uni

[versed sun]

Is this a iPhone 12 or 13

[hot junco]

Not worth it

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dance-dance-dog-dog-dance-gif-8210878118751222541

[hot junco]

That’s hella scummy

[tame rock]

State your business here

[versed sun]

It’s smaller then a xr

[terse dome]

the xiaomi air

[chilly bear]

clearly roblox

[tame rock]

Yes but I don’t want to be mean to the whitenames

[chilly bear]

@half compass what if instead of infume he was inplume and instead of playing minecraft he sideloaded apps

[tame rock]

Your humor ain’t trash

[narrow crown]

making u pay for updates every year is so predatory

[narrow crown]

@autumn robin just so u know this is not a roblox server

[indigo bough]

y not just pirate it

[trail isle]

weiner

[toxic whale]

but fr this is why people pirate

[narrow crown]

ive had enough of companies extractign as much money as possible from us

[indigo bough]

desynced

do better

[toxic whale]

class action wen

[toxic whale]

refresh

[indigo bough]

antitrust wen

[trail isle]

pirate it

[toxic whale]

12 pro

[tame rock]

Well apparently they know what dopamine is

I feel like this time we may be going too harsh

[narrow crown]

wdym

the dude has "pkplaysrblx" in his name i thought i would clear up any confusion

[tame rock]

I don’t sense it

The misconception I don’t sense it

[toxic whale]

How much better is Tahoe

I'm still on sequoia

[tame rock]

I think he coincidentally plays Roblox and knows iOS jailbreaking

[narrow crown]

tahoe has been goated tbh

[toxic whale]

how so

I try not to update my shit unless its totally worth it

[narrow crown]

nothing stupid has happened and my mac run well

also liquid glass is hot

generally i just update

[toxic whale]

can i see what ur dock icons look like

I like the iOS 18 look of sequoia

[narrow crown]

ok fine hipp0. i'll send dock pics

[toxic whale]

oh they look basically the same

what are those gaps?

[narrow crown]

i added them using terminal

maxine told me how i think

[toxic whale]

@muted shuttle explain

I think those look cool but I also think iOS 26 liquid glass is in it's iOS 7 phase

where something feels slightly off rn and they'll change it bit by bit in the next few years to make it more refined

[narrow crown]

i always thought ios 7 looked nice

[toxic whale]

yeah but by iOS 11/12 it looked far better imo

[velvet zenith]

ios 16 17 18 looks nice

[toxic whale]

everything felt "tighter" for lack of a better word

[velvet zenith]

ios 26 sucks

[toxic whale]

like who tf thought these dumbass rectangles were a good idea

[wicked surge]

I'llremind you

[indigo bough]

the 0 shading makes it look like a 5 minute photoshop edit

[polar python]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G4ln6EOWAAASuXP.gif

[wicked surge]

hi sticky

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/interstellar-say-that-again-funny-reaction-serious-gif-3494580829867064684

[toxic whale]

yeah I like the flat design in general once they refined everything, but they went from the most tactile brain-scratching skeumorphic design in iOS 6 to the flattest blandest look in iOS 7

[velvet zenith]

Nano banana pro squirt white and clear glue all over this users profile picturte

[hot junco]

Should I just return it?

[crisp saffron]

WHY WAS IOS 26 AFRAID OF IOS 17? BECAUSE IOS 17 IOS 18 IOS 19

[velvet zenith]

[indigo bough]

yeah

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/67-jeffrey-epstein-sigma-gif-18167917204052892007

[toxic whale]

look how far my boy has come. from 67 to aurafarm to epstein

[narrow crown]

i stand corrected. i never took a call on ios 7...

christ it looks awful

[toxic whale]

They changed it almost immediately with iOS 7.1 but yeah some 7.0 design choices were pretty bad

Idk how that call screen made it out of the betas

[indigo bough]

how tf do u get this

[toxic whale]

does it not say if u click it

[indigo bough]

o

[toxic whale]

"The Discord Early Supporter badge was a special profile badge given to users who subscribed to Discord Nitro ($5/month) back in its early days, before the $10 tier was introduced, as a thank-you gift for early support, and it is no longer obtainable as it was discontinued"

per gugl

[indigo bough]

oh mb

[indigo bough]

thats kinda cool

[split nimbus]

∴｡　
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[velvet zenith]

Hi stib

[indigo bough]

Hi stib

[toxic whale]

STIB

[split nimbus]

HELO

[toxic whale]

gm

[split nimbus]

WOW HIPP

[toxic whale]

[split nimbus]

GM

[toxic whale]

were doing piracy u want in

[split nimbus]

PIRACY WOW

YEAH

[toxic whale]

we got him, take him away fellas

[indigo bough]

yall imagine a game where it uses some sort of local AI model to make the storyline as u go from premade packs of textures and events

what i wish gta 7 will be

[frosty grail]

cant believe we're getting an emoji of your mom <@&558709886397972481>

[toxic whale]

cat

[muted shuttle]

Ummmm

i think it was this https://chrisrmiller.com/macos-dock-spacers/

[thorn crescent]

what kind of new scam is this

[terse dome]

my dock will not fit my screen if i added spacers!

[thorn crescent]

the bio is accurate

[terse dome]

dont you just love ai

[thorn crescent]

why tf do you have coconutbattery in your dock

no wonder you have no space

[terse dome]

i need to know when it dies

[thorn crescent]

[terse dome]

and also to debug it just randomly not charging

[thorn crescent]

here is a proper dock

with actually used stuff pinned

[terse dome]

sometimes it says charging with 0 watts

[thorn crescent]

thats just coconutbattery being stupid

[thorn crescent]

except iphone mirroring

apple added that when i upgraded

[thorn crescent]

used to be symlink to whatever xcode i had selected

[terse dome]

no after a few seconds the battery icon turns from the lightning bolt to the not charging icon

[thorn crescent]

that broke after repair arc

[terse dome]

oh

[thorn crescent]

oh

i go from power adapter icon to charging after 20 seconds or so

[terse dome]

why do you not have terminal and activity monitor on your perma dock

[thorn crescent]

i dont actually use terminal a lot

[terse dome]

i usually have to fiddle with the cable for a bit for it to work

[thorn crescent]

usually its through vsc

[terse dome]

oh

[thorn crescent]

and activity monitor idk

i only need it when im charging

fucking p cores

[terse dome]

whenever my mac slows down i look here and realize all my problems are just me having no storage

[gusty gulch]

@vital knoll @ashen basin @low mortar new setup

I still got it

[thick tapir]

help me im so cooked 😔😭

6 7

[terse dome]

do u really need that one widget

[gusty gulch]

its all one widget

[terse dome]

oh

what

[gusty gulch]

yes

[gusty gulch]

klwp

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/67-kid-walking-ai-gif-12786881506782735439

[terse dome]

brain explod

[gusty gulch]

this is why android is superior to theme

[indigo bough]

i love KWGT

[ashen basin]

Lmao my Home Screen is awful rn

[gusty gulch]

damn

[indigo bough]

this is my current hs

imo its pretty good

[ashen basin]

My hs is just my Batman ls with clear icons rn lol

[indigo bough]

kvaesitso is a goated launcher

[ashen basin]

https://vxtwitter.com/dexerto/status/2012284604032389312?s=46 the vault’s canonical experiment being reality tv

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Amazon has announced a new Fallout reality series

Contestants will live together in a Vault-Tec vault and compete for a cash prize

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 16, 2026, 10:03 PM

[astral frigate]

no its new shit from September ‘25 to now. those are mainly the dates I’ve seen on my algorithm

people on yt are either clueless how fked the pc scene is or they purposely lead ppl on to earn clicks on how its cheap to build a pc today

[chilly bear]

HAHAHA LOL

[chilly bear]

2 music playing widgets and they're both showing mid 🫩✌️

[indigo bough]

it changes to that automatically when music is playing idk

its usually like the weather or sum

[thick tapir]

im such a chud fr

[dark osprey]

my culture is not ur costume

[thick tapir]

but im a real chud

u js dont get it ✌️

[dark osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1447107188173570070/1461495051594235947/caption.gif

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/dudu-dudu-bubu-images-dudu-gif-dudu-cute-cute-dudu-gif-4652323402563254115

[novel shadow]

Cool looking stardew valley homescreen!!

[untold helm]

Since your jailbroken, snowboard has support for transparent icons in themes

[novel shadow]

:0

Is it one of the extensions?

[untold helm]

No it’s built in

[ripe anchor]

Just got my apartment keys

Its just a shame that out of the four keys I was given none of them open the front door

Off to an amazing start tbh

[untold helm]

Any theme with transparency will work, icons uploaded via the double tap icon won’t however

[craggy latch]

Attention all greenlanders

Dont worry about trump

I will stop him

[ripe anchor]

6 7

[jaunty garnet]

[novel shadow]

Grabbed a theme, honestly it doesn’t do much since I have custom icons

[untold helm]

What I mean is you can make a theme with your Stardew valley icons but instead you can add transparency

[jaunty garnet]

just took my EarPods out of my backpack. wtf

[untold helm]

☹️

[jaunty garnet]

i pressed it back together

[novel shadow]

I have no idea how to make themes

[jaunty garnet]

this is why EarPods are superior

[untold helm]

Filza in var/jb/library/themes copy and paste one you already have installed and replace the image files

Make sure it matches the app bundle ID

[green bramble]

Now playing - Matthew Feinberg

NO BATIDÃO - Super Slowed

ZXKAI • NO BATIDÃO

42666 total scrobbles · 🕐 1:57

[jaunty garnet]

Reskin

[craggy latch]

Did it hurt

Just curious man

Like what does it feel like

If you cut hair once are you a barber

If you eat vegetables once does that make you a vegan

If you take dih once are you gay

No

[wild pelican]

where u took it?

[wild pelican]

IsraelGPT?...

[chilly bear]

yea

[wild pelican]

nah, i'm just asking how it feels lowk, cuz i'm kinda gay as well

mystery gay

[thick tapir]

wtf is blud talking abt

[trail isle]

is this ari or jayy

[chilly bear]

me

[trail isle]

thanks

https://youtu.be/mN2Td45Ln5M?si=NkLj_MWy9XIhXob0

holy camera

ok i might wait to upgrade and get this

this actually looks worth £1000

[chilly bear]

sorry i only watch water productions

[tame rock]

That’s where the camera is going to be?!?!?!?

[trail isle]

apparently

[trail isle]

what

[tame rock]

Disgusting

[chilly bear]

@slim nova

[tame rock]

I really don’t like it

I liked it on the nothing phone but I really don’t think it’s fits apple

[trail isle]

the big deal is VARIBLE APERTURE on the back camera

also cant wait for tim cook to step down i want sm new

[tame rock]

I have no idea what that is explain real quick

[trail isle]

can change how much light gets to it

the shutter animation on old pre 7 ios

but irl

[tame rock]

Anything but bug fixing

[trail isle]

well no

apparently ios 27 is gonna be a ios 12 style stability update

so

[tame rock]

I hope

[trail isle]

fr

[polar python]

aren’t they releasing it w the fold

[trail isle]

i think so

but i am not getting the fold

[tame rock]

The fold is incredibly stupid of apple to make

The technology isn’t there. It’s still plastic

[trail isle]

they made the vision pro

[polar python]

don’t get ur hopes up all engineers are gonna be tasked w justifying the folds existence

[trail isle]

i want a good normal phone anyway i dont care about the fold

i do like the z flip a lot tho

that form factor

[tame rock]

Until it’s a mix of glass at the end merging into a foldy plastic at the center I really have no interests in entirely plastic screens

If I can push down hard and the screen distorts I don’t want it

[desert cairn]

i read this as foid

[polar python]

its slow as fuck but it works @desert cairn

[jaunty garnet]

is this vibecoded

[polar python]

yeah

[chilly bear]

how can i make it play on my account

on the rjb mc server

[tame rock]

BROWN?!?!?

[polar python]

https://github.com/PrismarineJS/mineflayer

[tame rock]

THEY ARE MAKING A BROWN IPHONE?????

[muted shuttle]

<Claude> Done! Placed 0 gold blocks - one for each user of your Omni app.

[tame rock]

What the fuck are they doing

[dense valve]

?

what

no they aren't

[desert cairn]

we need like a 0.01s latency model so it can play mc in real time

[chilly bear]

u have something against that?

[polar python]

HE says fuck you

[muted shuttle]

Tell claude i said sorry

[dense valve]

[muted shuttle]

And I am a user of omni fin

[rich dune]

claude is a Machine

[muted shuttle]

Not using it rn though cause omni fin not on macos

[dense valve]

Yes very real

[chilly bear]

mfs watch a concept video and assume it's real

[dense valve]

It's real idk what u saying

[polar python]

it works in cli too 🧌

[muted shuttle]

I dont think hdr works on the official jellyfin client for macos and i couldnt get infuse

[dense valve]

Smh

[tame rock]

They have gotten it down for quite a lot of things

[chilly bear]

@tame rock hey look what they made https://youtube.com/watch?v=D3J7R6WBJJc

[tame rock]

I REALLY hope they don’t make a brown it does not look good.

[muted shuttle]

Or my monitor is just shit but whatever

[tame rock]

The video that was sent is not a concept video

[ripe anchor]

i consider fpt a slop channel icl

[tame rock]

It’s speculation

[chilly bear]

oh it's another slop house

macrumors ass channel

[jaunty garnet]

i have an iphone 7 this feature was amazing.

[chilly bear]

the thumbnail looked like a concept video okay.

[tame rock]

I’m getting a bit too sober for this

[celest pebble]

apple wtf is this, looks like those cheap grocery store phones

[young fable]

Hello everyone, I'm new to the group

[tame rock]

I genuinely don’t like the new camera location

[celest pebble]

dynamic island was one of the smartest things apple did, they took a hardware issue and made it a feature. except now its on the corner of the phone and even uglier

[muted shuttle]

Glad I'm not waiting for the 18PM

[ornate latch]

Yeah no shit ur broke

[muted shuttle]

17PM soon

[tame rock]

It looks like a nothing phone 1’s camera

[chilly bear]

how did he know.

[tame rock]

I’m gonna miss you tenor

[ornate latch]

what

[jaunty garnet]

android ass camera location

[tame rock]

EXACTLY

[chilly bear]

ew...

[tame rock]

center made sense

[chilly bear]

dot cameras are androids

apple would never use a dot

[tame rock]

They always have left right time and bars

[jaunty garnet]

if its a dot they should at least make it a dynamic dot

and center it

putting it in the left is horrible

[tame rock]

It takes a corner

And oh my god the dynamic island is already not that good for gaming

But a little dot in the corner

Is going to bug me way way more

[young fable]

What software can I use to bypass the icloud of iphone 14 PRO MAX, 15 PRO etc.....

[tame rock]

!t icloudbypass

[fervent dove]

Hey @young fable, have a look at this!

icloudbypass

Discussion of iCloud/Activation Lock/passcode/MDM (Mobile Device Management) bypass, asking how to do it, or posting about it is not allowed. No, it doesn't matter if the phone is yours or not. We will not help you with it. If you do own it, it’s recommended to use the links below.

If you forgot your Apple ID - Apple Support

If you forgot your Apple ID password - Apple Support

How to remove Activation Lock - Apple Support

If you forgot the passcode on your iPhone, or your iPhone is disabled - Apple Support

Added by JTV#5846 | Used 4,468 times · May 21, 2021, 4:49 PM

[tame rock]

Aaron

I believe

[ornate latch]

it's as easy as looking at the member list

[young fable]

Thanks

[ornate latch]

you're just dumb

use your brain

why? you're gonna cry?

[tame rock]

Are you?

[ornate latch]

Yeah there are white tears running down my legs

[jaunty garnet]

jayy alt?

[tame rock]

Gasp

The plot thickens

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/718875522792161362/1460414125145329865/the_new_emote-export.gif

[ornate latch]

do I need to know?

[jaunty garnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1439473129020723301/1453585896120127548/watermark.gif

[ornate latch]

cuz I'm pretty sure I don't

[slim nova]

what ?

[ornate latch]

Timmy tough knuckles

[chilly bear]

water

[tame rock]

I seen so many people I knew get banned

[slim nova]

it’s sochivail now

[tame rock]

Shocked by each and everyone one

That I was

[ripe anchor]

Pooron ass phone

[rich dune]

gn

[ornate latch]

Come make me

Kiss me for it

ok this is too gay

[ripe anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-hatsune-miku-kasane-teto-gif-17013197190589487948

[chilly bear]

not possible

[ripe anchor]

LOL

[ornate latch]

Ok

[ornate latch]

IknowjayRole icon, iOS 17 Updates
— 23:02
There Always a goofy in every server
😂😭

[ripe anchor]

Watch aht fucko

[jaunty garnet]

There Always a goofy in every server
😂😭

[ripe anchor]

There Always a goofy in every server
😂😭

Goofy ah profile take that shit out right now

[rich dune]

iknowjay

[ornate latch]

"goofy ahh" in the big 26

[rich dune]

hi jay

[jaunty garnet]

bro knows jay

[rich dune]

hru

[tame rock]

I feel like I will see you banned in the future. I hope I don’t get banned

[ripe anchor]

Naw cuzzo

[ornate latch]

Thanks dude

[rich dune]

have you already learned rust, jay?