#general
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unfunny
it’s supposed to be humorous
@jaunty garnet hey come back pls
Yeah bro its only funny if there are femboys included
no it isn’t
rt
unban shep, demote all mods and ban kate and lukinhas
seek employment
no
Mineek would be a good owner I think
❌
true
no im too employed to own a 250k member discord server
promote Maxine to owner
No
demote maxine to owner
Never
how do i get a free esim
is it that hard to use google

esim i dont know, but i know for physcial sim
how tf is it $54 for 100
and what might that be
O2, 3, EE and Vodafoen will all mail out PAYG sims for free
with £1 of credit preloaded
its how I tested Signal
😭
just find a cheap mvno
oh true i had a 3 payg sim before
i just want some data on my 2nd phone but dont want to do a contract for it
thisll do prob
500mb
that’s like 3 pngs in this economy 🥀
bro what could s10.tech be typing
s10 tech when s20 walks in
firewall + nojs + nopngs + bare bones browser + manually allowing requests can get you pretty far
Why are people people trying to talk to me with full sized headphones on
fuck samsung bro
cause you’re pretty
Oh
that’s kinda straight sorry
Ty mwaars
fuck you then
home button iphone
home button 🤣
idk some people jsut dont get the hint
The home button was dope
Ive pulled up to my job, gonna pick up some boxes
genuienly what do i save up for, here are all my daily devices:
Main PC: HP Pavilion Gaming 16 (i5-10300H, 16GB DDR4, GTX 1650 Ti (dying slowly), 500GB NVME)
Main Phone: Water Damaged iPhone 13 (dying motherboard, 83% health, 1050 cycles)
Main Laptop: ThinkPad X395 (Ryzen 5 3500U, 16GB RAM, 256GB NVME, mid battery (3-4h of web browsing) and overheats alot also touchscreen)
Main Console: Xbox Series S 512GB
Data Centre: Free Optiplex 7010 DT
Tablet: iPad Mini 5 64GB
Portable Console: New 3DS XL Lime, Anbernic RG35XX+
Headphones/earphones: Logitech G435, Redmi Buds 5 Pro
MP3 Player: None
oh my god bro
you don’t need an upgrade
I hate driving in the rain like this
this is what my dad was complaining to me about earlier
i was just trying to eat dinner
and he was complaining at me cuz he was trying to talk to me from the other room
not even from the water damaged iphone 13?
You don’t need 3ds, emulators exist
Xbox is just a worse pc
wait until it’s really on the verge
if my PC didnt have a 500gb nvme
and then buy a base 17
1 more year than
like you don’t need anything else
if u bought series s on release u can probably resell for more lmfao
i dont have a steam deck or rog ally
you’re already packed
I hate having to actually put in mental effort to understnad people
i traded a huawei nova 9, xiamoi mi 9t and 30 bucks for it
complete in box
fuck
like when ur trying to just unwind but you can only hear someone faintly so you have to like, really try to piece together bits of words
wouldn’t
yes
consoles are about to die anyways
huawei nova 9 was beat up to hell
airpods with the hearing aid stuff has been so helpful for me
and hes just in a angry mood so he went off
I can actually hear people its wonderful
and i just sat there
and mi 9t is way too common in poland
like 👀
One of my cashiers knocked on my car window
She heard my car from outside
I hate driving a clanker bro
what do you drive
09 Armada V8
i have to walk everywhere
The thermo fans are extremely loud
not bad imo, better than a honda fit
i love honda fit
It was a flood car
oh
And the suspension and drivetrain all click and squeak
okay, nevermind
Like it squeaks when i turn
my dad owns a 2008 one 🩷 sadly he doesn’t daily drive tho
hmmm, i just renembered
i have 2 ps2's and a diffrent region PS One (its ntsc u/c i live in poland) also a wii
in my closet
i have one on my free optiplex
Like I turn my car on
can we trade
And the thermo fans are louder than the engine
Shit sounds like a fucking HP Pavilion
i’ll give you my bike which has some rusted parts and you give me ur car
"hopes and dreams" just like my iPhone 13
No, my clanker smells like weed and mildew
trust me, you did not hear a 16 inch gaming pube ball start up
i brought it to class one day
PLEASE LETS TRADE
I have a HP Omen 16
can you include like 10g so i don’t lose that much tho
everyone was looking at me like i was about to bomb the school or smth
oh
Its an old one
😭
mine is a 2022 model
i7-12700hx?
nuh uh, i5 10300H
Oooohhh
sadly i do not shit money, (200 bucks in debt) so yeah
I showed the arch boot screen and told my friends I was “hacking the mainframe”
it has windows
not arch
i have arch on my chromebook
no I showed my friends
ah
on a vm
my friends ( 3/4 of them, not all) looked that way at me when i brought my thinkpad running linux mint to class
just do cat /dev/urandom
use the tree command on windows
reminder that there is a official Nintendo game where birdo gets imprisoned for going into a woman’s restroom and the player has to grab a vibrator from her house to prove she’s a woman
and see if it is useful
what
???
How do i do this
airpods settings
pro 2 or pro 3
I was at 18 21
thats bad right
Japan exclusive captain rainbow :p
100 dBHL loss in both ears
is the higher the worse
congrats
My eyesight is 20/10 but hearing generally no beuno
yeah
ok
it means I can't hear people if theres background conversation but thats about it
i feel like the pro 2s would make better hearing aids than the pro 3s
cuz of the new tips
I have an old iPad and I don’t want to sign into on my Apple ID but I still want to use it. What should I do?
sign in to your apple id
stfu
I prefer the pro 3's tbf
the transparency and anc is a lot better on the pro 3's
Why do you not want to sign in
not exactly much you can do with it without being able to install apps from the app store
fr
the transparency on the pro 2's sounded uncanny valley
im surprised the transparancy is better
bcuz I don’t want it linked to my own Apple account and when I try to make a new one it doesn’t work
sounds natural to me
Depending on the iPad you can use trollrestore to get trollstore and sideload apps
hm
I thought it was fine
I cant find it😭
ill get them when my airpods die
However you would need to obtain the ipas for the apps you want, and guess what…

it is right there
when I'm in agony I just need silence, when I need to be able to listen I need the good transparency. I need the 8 hour battery
airpods with anc
can you like trade with me
i’ll give you my airpod 4
its a regional thing
🩷
Im in the US??
what ios
Airpod 4s have anc no??
Latest
oh the hearing aid is pro only
I can trade cracked EarPods that only work sometimes in 1 ear quietly
cause my dad decided to cheap out
I have pro 2
not hearing aid tho
17pm + airpods pro 2
I thought you said 4
i don’t think i trade w bisexuals who use wired headphones sorry
I was talking ab the other users
try going into health and searching hearing test
bro if feinberg gets knocked out
Perfect ty

or just going into search -> Hearing
why are you still going on about this bruh
cuz its happening rn
i’m cracking you
?
10/10 settings
kate
can we trade
i’ll give you my airpod 4s and a shitty netbook
for your airpod pros
fuck you
Mods this user has red text on their screen :/
red?
whats that? 
Bruh I can’t find a cheap iPod touch 7
no not u
@low mortar BRO EE ARE SO GREEDY
why do you need an ipod touch 7
I just do
Get a iPhone 6s
I already have 2 of those
kinda sad
I had 0 on right and 1 left
Im 21 and music is subjective actually 😁
Also I don’t think u know my music taste enough
I don’t even know him tbh
Mental and physical
Oh and ur normal
Keep it that way
2 off on each
Yes
It’s ok
curse of jb
Wait what cant you use on jailbreaked phones…😭
some apps can detect if youre using a jailbroken phone and not let you use their app
theres ways around it sometimes but
its annoying
Ohhhh
this is my second phone anyway not my main so its not too big a deal
Wait can someone actually help me in the jailbreak channel 😓
@low mortar EE are freaks
0_0
get cracking.
GET CRACKING
kate who are you cracking
crack the phone?
crack someone 👅
ee the mobile network is telling me to get cracking
im so glad jayy is banned im ngl
jayy still messages me sometimes
crazy sex drive when his body count is 0
i have him blocked
yes but maybe not a man
jayy is def here as an alt for sure
i wanna move my main number to a EE contract when i turn 18
he claimed he wasnt gonna alt
@polar python
he def did, but he prob just watches chat
prob doesnt actually talk
a bum
what he do
be a bum
he's weird
???
bro u in an apple jailbreaking server
you CANNOT be talking
you havent met jayy
what he do
This pic is completely wrong
tf2 has more official lore than Minecraft
stop dissing minecraft
fnaf has like
giant lore
tf2 has 7 comics and how does mc have)?
fr
stop dissing minecraft
what is this greed
tf2 has insane lore, what abt mc?)
@worthy garden what is tracy doing
stop dissing minecraft
luca is starving to death atm
have you seen an mc lore vid?
tf2 is free to play, mc costs 30$
for a reason
NO ONE would be willing to pay for tf2
not worth it
pre 2011 players:
how much data

unlimited no caps, roaming to 100 countries, apple one
i have roaming to all of europe up to 30gb a month and like 130gb of data a month for £10 a month rn
how did you get swipe to control amplication
gang can i run gta 6
"bear with i cant hear a fucking thing ur saying"
Display: 8-inch LED-backlit ultra-wide display with a resolution of 1600 x 768 (UWXGA).
Processor: Intel® Atom™ Z540 (1.86 GHz) or Z530 (1.6 GHz).
RAM: 2GB DDR2 SDRAM (onboard/non-upgradable).
Storage: 64GB or 128GB SSD (PATA interface).
Graphics: Intel® Graphics Media Accelerator 500.
Operating System: Originally shipped with Windows® 7 Home Premium (32-bit).
can i run gta 6
no cuz gta 6 is only coming to xbox series and ps5
not pc
you have to have a console
this is all there is on mse for 1 month rolling too @low mortar
1 month rolling is rough
sorry i’m stupid
this is 1 month rolling
I like my roaming to places like the us though
its useful 1 month a year

I get 93 countries in my roaming plan
i dont leave the city let alone the country
what
@quasi gazelle will you ever talk here again?
P
@low mortar this with student discount works out to like £19 a month
which is lowk not great
what is that cell service
19 euros a month rip
I'm with EE and Vodafone
im on id mobile rn
vodafone is NOT the best service
whos the worst cell provider coverage wise
I constantly have people who are using 3 / o2 asking for hotspot
until 3 and voda merge
they fit in where ee dont
yeah this tracks
o2 are just garbage
3 are also pretty mid but 3 can already use vodafones network now
bro
it was nice when i was roaming in the UK i was able to choose whichever carrier i wanted whenever
ha I get that when I'm roaming
the only carrier I wont be able to use soon is O2
and I couldnt give a fuck
fuck o2
who gives a fuck about o2
i was basically in like the center of london though so everything worked very good
who names their shit Three
yeah you didnt have a fair test
im in the middle of bum fuck no where
wyoming?
you were in the capital city, if you didnt have service it would be surprising
yea
it was founded just as 3g was coming out and they had the best 3g coverage
now their 3g network is down
they should rebrand to 5
bro wtf is splashtop
i didnt pay a cent for roaming it was nice
lmao
the network is gonna be VodaphoneThree but
is it just gonna be one brand
or are they keeping the brands seperate
this is just the average experience of living in the schengen region
is uk even schengen
i swear it isnt
not anymore
nope
we're still part of the europe roaming thing though
which is weird
im pretty sure i get like 5gb a day free roaming every day to any country verizon has roaming deals with their carriers
yeah thats only enforced by individual carrier agreements though i believe
15gb then unlimited at 1.5mbps
lame
bro the student discount is a worse deal than their "deals" plan
you do pay for that so i am not surprised
lmfao
i probably should downgrade my plan
like bro
i heard from an irl that uk coverage is sometimes kinda shit though depending on location
how bad is it
fine on the three network
i wanna try ee
i might do 1 month rolling for a bit and if its worse than 3 go back
even outside urban areas?
yeah
cool
for where i go anyway
best part about three is their epic logo
whatever bruh thatll do
this is why I have 2 sims
it is very rare i travel
false... you have like 10 for all your different devices
and when i do three has always been better than vodafone
for me vodafone fills where ee doesnt
vodafone was the only carrier that didnt say No Service at the house I grew up in
speedtest.net has a map of coverage which is usefuk
and it was the only carrier that really worked in that whole town
which is why I still keep it
for whenever i visit
i get 600 down 5g in my bedroom so
well yeah but in my main device
and all the 10 are from these 2 carriers
besides, vodafone and 3 share now anyway
3 is already using vodafones network
still not fully merged yet for 3 customers
vodafone will use 3 at some point this year™
other way around
3 can use vodafone, vodafone cant use 3
i never noticed a change
there is actually proof that vodafone is a better network
vodafone own 51% of vodafone3
🧌
way better discount than ee's cuz works on any plan
well
4g on voda is amazing
5g just doesnt exist on the vodafone network
i have never got 5g on vodafone
you cannot jailbreak anything newer than ios 17.0
whoever told you that is lying
oh I have it right now
#jailbreak not #general
this is a skill issue
no
sometimes gir is a stupid clanker
ima get a payg sim free on ee and three and compare
HA
ipad 6/7:
@low mortar Dual Standby Dual Active
yes please
I LOVE DOING THIS
<@&355174844205367317> erm
<@&355174844205367317>
<@&355174844205367317>
LMFAO
shredded mozzarella is so much better than the sticks wtf
i want a contract that lets me use data on multiple esims/devices
is that a thing
not on vodafone
ee used to do it
ee > 3 > vodafone > o2
brothers in christ
my brother in christ
my sister in christ
my sister in christ
gm
EE did it called Multiline but they disabled it
u dont wake up until we pull this
too many pings.
Hi kitty
i was cooking FOOD
we all did it at the same time
Hii
kibble can be eaten straight out the bag
chicken nuggets. and fries.
based
kibble can be eaten straight out the bag
this is basically human kibble
weed
real
ibuprofen 
glass phones are too slippery my se keeps falling out of my lap
Yes
estraidol cypionate 
For charging?
the one on the right is a usb adapter
No, iirc those are SD and USB adapters
Hmm
how do you know they arent the same
and they arent just flipped
welp im driving to go break up with the gf in a few min
they could both be the camera
Its happenin
estradiol valerate
They sold two in a pack and they were usb and sd if i'm not mistaken
like im not doubting you im just wondering if theres some obvious marker im missing on the left one
interesting
doesnt last as long
I don't even know what this is for
they look the same height
No files app
unless its just really bad angle
Can I use any of these to charge/connect to pc
yeah i have one
gonna charge my phone with a 9v battery
The left looks higher than the right one
Just slightly
FAR RIGHT ONE
sony 9v is peak
I knew they existed, just not that bundle
@teal brambleHello i am JALLOW BABCUAR.
Im talking to the seller
@low mortar are you sure it doesnt still exist https://ee.co.uk/help/mobile/manage-use/pay-monthly/how-do-i-get-a-multi-line-discount
is it not only in the bundle
this is if you have multiple sims
be grateful as the albanians used to own jailbreak and gave it to Aaron as an act of kindness be grateful we dont usually give it to gay people
like
i have the box still
if you have multiple phone numbers
ah
it might not be called multi line, but they had a multi-something system
where you could get a second sim for your ipad or some shit
i am JALLOW BABUCAR.
and it would use your phones phone number
#Banari
and it woiuld be really really discounted
what in the inside joke is this
Currently EE only do it for Apple Watches where its free for that
Life so hard.... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
i wish apple included 4 thunderbolt ports
yeah three do watches too but i want it on a 2nd phone
having cellular in my watch is fun
i forgot the actual company is called Hutchison 3G UK Limited
my watch has cellular but i have zero need for it
if it was free in the plan id get it but i have no need
i have my phone with me at all times
its free for me
I use it when I go out on runs (barely ever anymore tbf) or if my phone dies
i hate that they do this
1:40 hours of pure humiliation rituals
clown show
I love gym and runs and shit but I just can't keep my heart rate high without consequences

Why
Ghys what the fuc
my brain doesnt like it
@teal bramblelife so hard mennn 😭😭😭🙏🙏helpmep leas
the ONLY thing on paramount+ i care about is south park
my whole life is centred around either not causing a migraine or dealing with a current migraine
ok damn
which is fucking pointless because theyre daily regardless
eat a banana
i don't think we have any
@teal bramblestop ignore me...
something light until u cook
i am cooking
what phone u have ?
@teal bramblestop ignore me...
i will be eating at 3 am when everyone is asleep
I have Latest model
hmm i could make another borger
😭
Enjoy
Ye
Skye #unbanari staringatthestars
— 21:53
gm
hi acatto
what?
lean lean double cup
@fervent dove Wyd
i was on tesco mobile
lemme get on giffgaff
what a time that was
my mum and brother are i think
it BLOWS
only acceptable
TMI
die
i was on talkmobile on voda network before id mobile on 3 network
my notification centre is jsut full of these
trimera
what
wait the app is still jolly
jesus
cooked
would it be a filter bypass to say "UUU"
what
oh yeah
like tri for 3
think about it..
and mera for chi
I got my ct scan back
there is literally nothing wrong with my brain or skull on scans
what stage?
yeah i have no idea gng dm me
oh ok
donald trump is so jealous
why would it be a filter bypass to say 3 u's?
🤷
^
I'm just BORN this way
🪦
£7.20 a month for 60gb from three
thats an
okay
deal
ill reset my data usage on my phone and see how much ive used in a months time
this is over i have no idea how long
im hotspotmaxxing
Gn
gn
I’m the most intelligent life form in this discord sever
rip unsigned 26.1
no thats mineek
I’m the most intelligent life form in this discord sever (gpt told me)
67 😂😹

They have to take away ur right to free speech..

@low mortar could do this deal over 2 years with 20% student discount
prob do the cheaper one cuz i dont need roaming
Ask herobrine, he know. Kid
and im not leaving europe
i forgot
NO NOT HEROBRINE
Leaving Europe is scary
Trump confuses me
the blue whales pussy is the biggest one before you
thats not too bad
What does he mean when he says that Denmark does not have a claim to Greenland because they went there 500 years ago.
Does this mean he does not have a claim to North America, I’m confused
yes i was to lazy to do the discount application myself
chat gpt tryhard
i am the ai slop god
@muted shuttle check automod
For what
how do i add volume controls to this i forgot
Oh ew nvm
maxine help
Ask gpt
bro i’m not wasting water for that
Why you don’t ask gpt kid
@muted shuttle
67
Gpt only for intellectual gods anyway
You won’t understand
how tf do i add volume control to this
Ask gpt
U use ur volume buttons
install this tweak https://chatgpt.com
accessibility settings
No ask gpt first kid
thanks kate love u
i don’t dislike u anymore ❤️
guys is it worth downgrading from windows 11 to windows 10
i am not gonna ask ai that question
its a bit late but
Why aren’t some tweaks from the bigboss repo show up on iOS 15.8.5 on my iPhone SE?
ltsc exists
Ok calm down kid
have you refreshed sources
Refresh sources
They’re sleeping
I think i have it installed already on win 11
do that
If it’s a day ending in y there a 50% chance bigboss is having a moment
wow
It is still not working
yep
debating on installing iot enterprise 2021 with a win7 skin
You can refresh repos individually
thats boring
Go ask gpt kid

so they need to be on 17?
iOS 26 dev beta 1
cuz 8 + 9 = 17 🤔
It isnt just that tweak
It’s very overpowered
Rootless means you cannot write to the root filesystem, only leaving /var and /private/preboot being writable. Semi-untethered jailbreaks such as Fugu15/Dopamine must be rootless while semi-tethered jailbreaks can simulate a rootful installation by creating a clone of the existing root filesystem. Current semi-tethered jailbreaks such as palera1n have the option to be rootless anyway.
What does this mean for the average user?
Tweaks would need to be updated to support iOS 15, check if the tweak you’re installing works on 15. Not all tweaks will work out of the box for iOS 15.
i love haptic home buttons on newer iphones

Home button 🤤
no
@rotund glade we all tapping into 125 000 951 592
oh ok
iamfrom gambia )
Sea Lion be like: WHERE IS MY DRIED FISH?! 😭🐟🦭
Ow ow ow ow ow! Someone stole my snack 😂
Funny and adorable sea lion behavior you don’t want to miss!
#SeaLion #FunnyAnimals #CuteMoments #AnimalBehavior
#MarineShow #OceanPark #ViralVideo #AnimalLove...
he don’t deserve it
ok
😂😂😂😂😂😂
gm
Or maybe ask Siri
it’s ok kat
cuz we’re friends

and i’ve known you for months
You’re gonna make @acoustic plaza cry
i want an iphone 5 to mess with ios 6 on
Dw twin I’ll be your friend
cries
S word
are you glad?
hm
ugh
i want thunderbolt 6 to release already
at least its over
hi kitty
gm
67
YOO OMG!! SIX SAYVEN!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
So im basically gonna file a protection order if she calls me again cuz I told her to stop contacting me
But now its time to hit up whole foods!
tf is thunderbolt 5
Dark mango psychology 
The latest Thunderbolt version is Thunderbolt 5, announced by Intel in 2023
First time being single in my adult life ama /jk
Hi kitty
hey that’s what i said
Hi amler
how do i spoof my macos on jailed ios
Hi
i just need tb6 to release
for what
u dont..?
8k 480hz displays
ugh
whats the point bro
It’s in theory possible with backup spoofing
Just remortgage your house
reverse mortgage
why would there be estrogen at whole foods
My god
insert tesco hrt meme
estrogen isnt a food
Can we go 5 mintues without talking about estrogen
clearly not
no because thats basically all anyone talks about
needing estrogen/sex/trans
i love my yummy estrogen
Sybau
best store
Hey gpt what estrogen
Study the 7th grade
trans person going 5 minutes without talking about estrogen challenge (impossible)
I much prefer ibuprofen
wtf when did they make the lighting so nice in bedrock what
why is it all shaded
so nice
Vibrant Visuals
Modifications
yeah
This guy..
it's a thing on Bedrock already
vibrant shit
cool ig
they're just porting it to Java
so they are actually porting it
that's what I just said
for the shit bedrock gets its the only version i can play with all my friends
not everyone has a pc to play java
M1 noob
bedrock is better than java imo
no
this is copium
not even close
Herobrine mentality
i would much rather play java
only version i can play with literally anyone so
Can’t play on your microwave
worst take oat
M1 microwave
cant play java on anything but windows, macos, or linux
you can
I have an m3 so I’m superior
@jaunty wagon
of people doing that
99% of java players dont even know what amethyst is
Ha ha
yeah because there's no point in knowing it if you're not mobile
or pojav
I don't get your point
no because if you're on mobile, you're playing bedrock like everyone else
not all people
dog


