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dropped my iphone 16 pro max 1tb titanium ios 18.0 on it
2020 m1 tb mbp
do you have applecare
rip
if it spiders, we ball
i just have a cracked touchpad
i gotta keep things pushing unfortunately
so the trackpad really is made of glass
yes
one time i was eating mcdonalds and my ketchup packet went all over my keyboard and trackpad
still works fine!
my gaybor told me "no more McDamn's for you"
(i am addicted to the mocha frappe)
ya'll do not take care of your stuff
my reasoning is i am not precious with my tools
if i need to baby it, it is not a good product
yes?
and my macbook has been through some unintentional abuse
hey it still works fine
all i want is apple to make an 18in macbook pro that has an m5 ultra, 512gb of ram, 16tb of storage, and available in a true black color, tandom oled display, 8 TB 5 ports, no notch, no hole punch, running macos sequoia 15.7.3
i do take care of my stuff
all i want is apple to make an 18in macbook pro that has an m5 ultra, 512gb of ram, 16tb of storage, and available in a true black color, tandom oled display, 8 TB 5 ports, no notch, no hole punch, running macos sequoia 15.7.3
and i want the m5 ultra to have 64 cpu cores and 240 gpu cores
why
and i want the max tdp to be 1 watt
that would just be a mac studio
no it would be a macbook ultra
it doesnt count if there were no consequences
debateable
a macbook ultra would go crazy
barely blue
thats black buddy
the MacBook Pretentious
lemme get right under the light
its black
the other phone in the reflection is blue
blue
my 13 mini is starlight
and i want apple to create a new 12in macbook that has the a20 ultra chip with 32gb of ram, 1tb storage base, with a tandom oled display
but a19 is the last A series chip they're gonna make
wait no i made that up
bro what
Damn lot of psychic tracks
one day i will get a m4 macbook air and install sequoia on it
I forgot I bought the albums
should i downgrade
do you have any reason to
my battery is shit
dont do something just cuz other people are
I miss my 11 Pro Max
from 7 to 12 it went from 80 to 19
its a laptop
i have an M4 MacBook Air myself
thats 5 hours
on sequoia
it should be way better though
Guys I won a moltenm12 & a 2.5m car gw but I need 2 hypercrome or mb smth like that to balance the trd can some1 give me?
eh
!t roblox
Hey @sly oxide, have a look at this!
This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

where do i buy a replacement iphone sim card tray
Alibaba
GENIUS
no
i was talking to some guys who told me what bottles to buy for my new place
that's gonna kill your liver
i usually get crossed

womp womp
rarely ever just drunk
i drink slightly too often
i was told to buy goldschlager, woodford reserve, and my personal favorite; crown apple
i smoke and drink and trip balls sometimes
i was talking to this girl who told me she scored some LSD
but she lieeeeeeeedddddddd
drugs are good for my brain
yes
same tbh
im tryna be a silly curly haired girl with led's in her room and drugs in her system
that's how you live life like a boss
this one is
estrogen
lmao
im 87.5% sure i got laced
if it contains 400mg total
yea no
then it’s only 40 uses
if ur good with ur shots thats 1-2 years
nvm
😭
obv noooo
yeah um. ur not supposed to inject daily
i only did it once and it was a bad bad bad bad experience
nose bleed, i was geeking in a bad way
wow
u rlly only need 4mg?
yeah
id be so scared to overdose on E
but don’t you need something after e
no
???
what about prog
if you take it all at once does it just transform your entire body overnight
because your E is so high after injections
i take 6mg daily oral soo it seems like a lot to me.
oh that is true
er. not enough?
its because the bio availabity of oral is like 2%
whereas injection is 98%
ya i figured
yall have inspired me
injections are cool i just dont really have a practical reason to switch
well i guess i would have to take way less pills every day
I'd probably start with oral because I'm super scared of needles
tbh it’s sooooooo easy
But I've been popping pills like tic tacs since like middle school
just dont start at 2mg
you should though
i did 0.1ml
No
you should always take water with pills
I do if its like capsules
they can get stuck in the opening before your stomach and get ingested late :(
i’ll do a blood test in like march check if i need to change dose
I'm fairly drooly, that's my excuse

💉
I spat on someone's car in new jersey once
They almost ran me over when I had right of way on a crosswalk
Spat right on her fucking car
im back on e pills because i had 2 years stock piled up and the expiry dates were starting to come up
Hawk tuah

sob
E coke
yeah
peak
I have one vial thats half full that expires in 2029
and I ahve some pills that expire in 2027
so I've gone back to pills

at least you’re set for the next few years
they expire???
Yes
all meds expire
it’s drugs all drugs expire
uh oh
but the expiry date is often way before they actually expire
the FDA actually has a stock pile of drugs to test how drug expiry works
I have to make a run to the bank then I gotta dump my gf after
Then Imma go to whole foods
the longest they've had drugs last is 17 years after the expiry
but drugs from that same batch only lasted a month after expiry
its a complete random lottery
gambling your life
wow
that is
to save money
and by lasted they mean "up to 50%"
ages
what isn't cool is epi-pen manufacturers putting fake expiry dates on them
as someone with a shellfish allergy
i always thought the epinepherine shots expiry dates seemed kinda short
yeah its mostly a scam to make you buy more
cuz i don't always remember to replace my epipens
my cider looks like urine
i keep one in my truck and the other....
piss
im drinking piss
where is the other?
my urine looks like cider!
ok
Haram
trans girl stereotype tbh
based

good bye
good bye
goon night
wtf ???????
no
I have a spray bottle filled with 91% isopropyl
i will spray this whole fucking chat down
use cs gas a lot beter
Nothing makes me happier than AI reading all my messages and using them to figure out more about me. But Discord hates us so they used AI to scan all of your messages to determine both your age as well as your gender.
Why would Discord do this? Well it turns out the reason is..... actually pretty stupid. Which makes me confused why Discord had ...
i wanna see what it thinks my gender is
better
iirc if you disable the telemetry it cant do that
i could be mandela effecting
you have pronouns in bio
surely that would fuck up
this?
its telemetry
or the notrack plugin
i think it just does it off messages
Opsec
Opsec
so uhh
i kinda have them left on
you need to improve your opsec.
wait i just realised
Kate isn't opsec
try cs gas
Demote her
my address will still be in the log server
how the fuck do you forget to turn it off
#whitenamekate
hang on a minute
if there’s logging
this server breaks tos
im getting discord partner removed
@jaunty garnet we gotta break kate's SE3
what did you get filtered for
not if its stated in the rules
Hello moderators and admins
selfdeleted
Ive had this argument before
message logger ???
boring
pa1n in the ball jb
hm
no thanks
I'm currently vibing with my mom's scissors in my hand
i do not want to ever experience that
pfp checks out.
you heard me
where is the connection from asahi ōka to testicular torsion
anime
??????
Ok I was redacted before I liked anime
use ak 47 u
use sig m1911a
glock 19x
its very expansive like 12 k
apparently they’ve been doing the ai gender age guessing thing since before pronouns in bio was a thing
so
!t guide
Hey @jade crypt, have a look at this!
I'm lookin' into getting me a semi-automatic Draco
depends whats in the cough syrup...
ur body's gonna take a screenshot
its illegal to own a gun but u can buy one from the black market
dxm
then you die
@ripe anchor
i can literally
go to a store
and buy a gun
with my driver's license
ok but why
they both make me feel normal
ik my relative live in the usa
pro the ak47 price 80 k usd
Dracos are a bit cheaper
i dont think its the best idea personally
the m4 a 16 full auto price 100k usd
i wouldnt fuck w dxm if u were u
pfp checks out.
I can't believe my car was cheaper than an AK
my friend tried once to steal a army car
How'd that work out for him
I gotta run to the bank like rn I'll be back later
Busy day today
in 7 October
im wearing my airpods max outside
some one record video of hiem driveling
before
last chance ever bud.
😭
Fuck are you talmbout
You are
if I were u

so ur just an asshole?
^
NO?
if you dont love her then break up
She's physically abusive bruh
I'd break up w/ her over text but literally everyone tells me that's a bad idea
I WAS LITERALLY GONNA SAY THIS IS SOME JAYY SHIT
so breaking up in person is better where she can hit you
good job
logik
i send u a link in privet
We've been together for 8 years 😭
I would break up in text
I don't think I can end things over text
can i see the video of him driving
Yessss let me break up with a physically abusive person in person !!!! ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅
Surely i will not be hit ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅
Uwaaaaaaaa
Breakiing up in person is better but like, only if its safe 😭
restraining order method 📲
thatl be better bru
I dont know if i would still be best friends with the girl I used to date if we broke up over text
😭
nah the best idea is to do it in a soundproof place with 4 loaded guns on her side
The relationship's already kinda cooked
the video from the news not from inside
Cuz I told her I don't want her moving in w/ me
ooh
Shit's already rocky asl anyway
@ripe anchor do u see it ?
the best idea is to break up w her in a soundproof place with 4 loaded guns on her side
She doesn't own a gun
so you hope
I had a girlfriend who threatened to stab me if I broke up with her, that was fun
no no bro just use a tank
I feel like I understand your struggle right now
you will not believe this, she was russian
She like playfully hits me and stuff but sometimes she actually hurts me
does she mean to actually hurt u
this is racism
good
mods
cause she hits me,
i don't actually love her, i
never have, honestly
she doesn't listen to me very often,
and she's likely gonna leave when i start E anyway
also because i wouldn't trust living under the same roof as her
I hate that I have an art for the breakup text
Just do it by text
I dont see any way doing that in person can go well
like she buys me shit sometimes but like that's not worth the mental numbing of being with her
like literally i don't feel anything when i'm with her
yeah so the best idea is break up w her in a locked (on the inside) soundproof room with 4 loaded guns and the key to the room on her side
i have a very good way to breakup
tell her i won't let her peg me anymore?
i mean
okay
😭
pfp DEFINITELY checks out
franklin will eventually show up to defend his home
for the record, i have never been pegged
ur missing out
liar
What a thing to check chat to
what did i come back to
fucked in the ass with a dildo
NOOOOO
maxine can you update the icloud bypass on your site
am i wrong
hahhaahhahahahahahahah
they asked
Of course youre here right after someone talks about pegging
EHHHAAT ILLEGAL MODS MODS
Noooooo
Mirror
use this
noone replied to ur stupid comment so u had to redo it /j
erm
guys
MWAAAARRRRSSSSS
look at what i came across while playing roblox
what
this is a self report
i gotta censor it
is it?
i forgot discord remix went missing
“you’re missing out”
ahh
@ripe anchor bro
Yes?
whin u tell her to breakup ??
Later today
problem?
do u know hir email password
Kanyeezy
??
Probably
crazy
Why
franklin will eventually show up to defend his home
0_0
0_0
NOOOOOO
god didnt give me other holes 😭
ok lessen change hir password
ok we can be quiet now
My dad and me, 2008 (Colorized)
LMFAO
Also my dad and me, 2016, Colorized
all passwords @ripe anchor
I thought this was in an igloo at first
idk
me and my best friend, 2024,2025, colorized
it is
just a prank @ripe anchor
can't believe minecraft finally added homophobic cats ❤️
But
oh my god he has homophobia in his eyes
???
your mouth is a hole
LMFAO
Yep no
your nose has holes
Ur wrong
what did they even add
is this minecraft 26
minecraft 27
ear hole
i was going to say this but i decided not to .
minecraft tahoe
bello button
homophobia in animals
minecraft 67
does joseph fuck your ear hole
no comment
What the fuck
Josie is at the vet :(
uti
oh
Guys this chat might be breaking rule 2
maxine is here so it’s ok
we're waiting for the vet to call us so we're just chilling at a coffee shop
I lost my gender at r/jb
??
Yeah!
Maxine ban eta wen
you read it clear as day
i throe a cs grenade on my friend as a prank the principal was furs at me @ripe anchor
If I took over r/jb
I'd fire maxine
Fire nooka
Then rehire maxine
To fire her again
Ma’am what is wrong with you
ur girl said it not me
@split nimbus
i’d promote maxine to @jaunty garnet’s wife
@polar python @ripe anchor @keen bear @acoustic plaza
i'm good
?
me drinking water
true ..
hiiii
hi
true
this chat is okay
lmfao
you’re in an iphone jailbreaking group
amlersobased
freaky
there’s not a single person here who’s okay
Im ok
use cs gas its grantee
we are taking you to the vet to put you down maxine

?????
Wha
nebula reference
Fym by that, Mwaaars
@desert cairn @Keto @Poke @Claudius
@desert cairn hello sir what is wrong with bot
@desert cairn hello sir what is wrong with bot
wtf ur fem
ok bye chat
Goodbye.
based reaction gif tbh
me talking to @ripe anchor
I'm a girl with a gock and a glock
can we get keto bot in rjb
same
@fervent dove you are inferior
spam someone demote maxine
i Thuot u are a man
Former man, 23 years of service
wtf
over 100 tours to the men's bathroom
lmao
i hate tiktok so fucking much
“it’s 2016” and then they show ios 6 💔
.......
cidstech ass trend
Hey
iOS 6 maybe iOS 7
no word
is there a private secure spotify client
brain damig
can i tell someone to harm themselves on this server?
true
damming
damming
never
Yea bro
i am Muslim
So am I bro
mineek?
u are Muslim ??????????
if you consider mobile gestalt tweaks “jailbreaking”
yammar bro what you think
how do i get a opsec email
we just saying words
no
just self host smtp
proton mail is bad
you're bad
i like proton mail
ig ill just use hide my email on icloud+
FUCK
ts NOT opsec ‼️
Same person btw
FAHHH
@aäron
NO
interesting gif.
do what the text in the bg is saying @split mica
I WAS GONNA SAVE THAT GIF
idk what youre talking abuot
SEND IT AGAIN
😇

DO IT DO IT
oh I had this one a long time ago
DO WHAT THE TEXT IN THE BACKGROUND SAYS
ok bro
gay.
oh fuck the united nation
no homo bro
why the fuck was there an ant walking on the side of my macbook
saved.
so true
sorry
gm
and you thought i was bad
what was 10 days ago
mineekOS
new muffin pic?
what was 10 days ago
one of the good ones
@ripe anchor are u Muslim?????
hi i do not understand how to use seprmvr64v2 please help
i have this one already gng
so many good reaction gifs from this gay ass server
He a noticer
i like fucking with boys but i’m straight ong no homo
how the fuck?
Yall are cool asf
das ist so scheiße
kate8k banned
i hate this already 
null.socks.rocks banned
sacrosanctuary demoted
i FUCKING hate this FONT
did Ludwig's hatewatching work
or no
my dad is 67 years old
is it cuz they hate jews
im not watching yet cuz it isnt feinbergs turn
oh ok
wait is it?
i k but good mead u a man why transform to girl
cause
they aren’t in a country where it isn’t illegal
men make the best women
@acoustic plaza @ripe anchor @trail isle @keen bear
nothing matters, just as much as everything matters.
delete this
@split nimbus
someone finna report you
the bar is just too low to begin with
why do you keep pinging me in this
its haram in Islami
your video will not load
HELLO FREEN
and why does it look like a tcc edit
@trail isle
fuck the united nation
u asked me in dms to ping u in stib pings
Ok I'm gonna go to the bank then whole foods then dump my gf
I'll be back chat
Idk how the scratches I remember having on my monitor disappeared
oh ok sorry
oh shit true
bye mwaars
Allah
and arab guy
i hate this platform
he look like a hairy thumb
Inshallah I get some bussy
and pimpabutterfly654321
me
and kate i guess
what
what
you dont deserve a bye
ok
BYEEE
fuck kate bro
the duality of man
fuck kate bruh
what about me
no
bye mineek!
bussssaaayyyyy
bye brainworm
bye
and amler
this is someone’s fetish
yea mine
bye
Damn
and mineekOS
no comment
sup
this chat is slowly becoming something out of Palera1n
freak
no just kidding
youre 14
yuri ok yaoi peak
ok
wtf
an foid rubbing her thighs on another foid's head
Zbiiiiiii
wtf
L opsec @jaunty garnet
last original sentence
i know
yesss
hi dani
زبادي ب زبي
u don't have one
this sounds like something that a 14 yr old nazi would type
شو دخل زبك ؟
Its business
fuck is happening
i have no idea
@ruby copper what was 10 days ago
الناس يعملو فيك ال شو اسمو
i’m eating and typing random stuff
@acoustic plaza @trail isle @velvet imp https://github.com/mineek/nmsdebugunlocker
I love 7ijabi jillbabes man I love a veiled woman in general, you never know what you're gonna get
404
priv repo
smh
what
Sigh private
brainworm what is your obsession with icloud bypassing
I just got 0day’d by mineek :/
just

@ruby copper what is nmsdebugunlocker
dum
brb
guys
turns a no man's sky release build into a no man's sky debug build
nebula meows softly debug unlocked
look at what i got
fuck the united nation
what kinda woke game
@desert cairn Did she say anything
why can only women be in the sky
@desert cairn is this true
Hi
@desert cairn
I prefer versions of this with slurs
you guys could NEVER
@real cobalt
Get Ready for Live
Let’s make sure you are all set
glaive
glaive
Tue • Jan 20 • 7:00 PM
The Danforth Music Hall • Toronto, ON
Good bro living life how have u been
My computer from a year ago
fuck my fucking chud fucking like fucking
idc my pc better
???
Damn I'm going one day after you
Haiiiiii stkcypoo
🤓
What my computer used to look like a year ago
no one cares
Huh
did u get a better gpu
YOOOOOO
what should i do with this thing
shit i wish i could go
The girl
Specs
fuck my chud life im in asia
Lol
i didnt reply
ts like an hour away from me
dead
cuz its vanilla
117 deaths???
And i dont want to drive in toronto so im taking the train from closer to my school
wild
it’s a joke
play cyberpunk
twinning
calm down democrat… it’s called dark humor…
@indigo bough has like 200
@velvet zenith @polar python Hes calling in his engineers
Same ima take the train
except i have the even older model
great first message
prometheus ahh name for a vibe coder
i got like 4 😔
whats bro doing 😭
intel atom
No computer user
Vibe coding
how do u get this
i got the vgn p688e 💀
I dont know bro im using some opencode plugin
it seems to work well
you havent played at all
all the agent names r so goofy
atom z520
yes i have
These guys fucking hate me
Could be worse
llm proxy api bc litellm is bulky and slow
vibe coding my llm proxy so i can use more vibe coding
waow
hell yeah
Python fr
@desert cairn U think theyll accept 75
i literally played like 2 days ago 😔
no
Any knew that the 3080 fe had a color changeable light in it
whats the listing price
89
the shipping is lowkey awful though
@half compass @ornate latch is this tech?
35 dollars to get it from quebec to ontario in like 1 day
lmao
peak unemployment
Im sending 75
its just a clear case
shut up
no
i hate you i’m killing myself
real
so true
consoomer ahh case
goodbye.
#relateable
i couldn’t make myself to do it sorry
mpreg
wtf my coach mad at me for watching south park instead of fixing my code 🥀
@desert cairn Great i have to use app store troller because ticket master isnt supported on ios 16
lame ass mfer
omg rick is online
other than monzo and chatgpt all my apps work on ios 16

