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Whitename+
oh god french
White name pro max…
😅

and omelette with cheese doesent exist
Tf you mean
Americans make that all the goddamn time
Thats some valid eats
o
mb
i didnt know
no one do this in france
WSG Twin, je règne sur ces rues, t'as entendu ?
Speak French to me sometime
Me too
🥀
snails, cheese, pastry, baguette
escargots, fromage, pâtisserie, baguette
snails is disgusting
Lame when you do it
Where’s the rape man
??
???
????
@worldly coral
??
???
Oh there you are

ayo what ice?
So how do you feel about
Uhhhh
The socioeconomic state of iraq
what are we doing bruh
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G3gzz2BU6d0 such a banger tbh 🔥
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I Hope You Ejaculate Inside Me · Goreshit
Tomboyish Love for Soda Pop and Apple Sweets (Digipak)
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why is that title on my screen
honestly so real
Ki underscore tty
Today’s the day kitter mcghee
omg hi kitty woof
gmamy!
omg hi kate
hikate still sounds like a kind of mushroom
What should be the breakup soundtrack while I’m driving
idc
ヒカテ
clairo sling
Hikate
wtf is that title
i do not speak japanese
I was thinking JRJRJR by jane remover
ヒカテ
uhh, yea, goreshit loves to have weird titles
different vibe but okie
Shit I’m turning up
omg hi kitty
i lowk love the se3
Hii
it’s so small
Me when I look at anyone below 5’8’’
when i got broke up with listened to the curious george film soundtrack
thats so real
Japanese Railway
idk why my brain really wants me to watch bluey 😭
I own all three seasons on DVD
pull up to my new apartment january 30
only good reason to pay for disney+
I am not paying disney
piracy
bluey watch party at my place
lol
i’m crine
Hi
hi maxine
It was like $30 for all 6 bluey dvds
Jelly fin
dvd sucks tho it’s like 480p
bluey is on my jellyfin one of my friends requested it and never watched it
get blurays
Its 1080p actually
-# this is ragebait
and like 60gb when you rip them so you have to spend all day reencoding
should’ve gone to specsavers
😭
i need to go get my eyes tested again but EFFORT
I also need to get new sunglasses because I broke my old ones
mines 2027 next
but EFFORT
How did you know I wanted new octagon frames
I got my eyes tested last year I have 20/18 and an astigmatism in my right eye
I have prescription lenses but more than half the time I dont really need to wear em
My mom has an astigmatism in her right eye too
eyeball reveal
My right lens is also marginally thicker than my left
ok so it’s more in my right than left but still
I could also be stupid
life is but a sequence of efforts
i had to crop it cuz the photo has my address in it 😭
@muted shuttle Happy birthday
I pull up
im past this point 😭
the great double doxx of 2026
0_0
hello
second time ive posted my address in general in my 8 years of being here
gm
Omg hi blazevale
its honestly not that bad of a track record
pls call me blaze

Lock in
blazevale gives me the same feels when someone uses my full name 😭
What a jolly fellow
Blazevalen.
😭
Hii
Blazevalence
ubuntu 16 my beloved
I should charge my phone
I have two mc accounts
Blazevalen and blazevale
Blazevale is banned from hypixel 😭
How
Hmmmm
What did bro do
I forgot to turn off my clients
Were u hacking.
😭
Ohhh you were bhopping killaura flying in bedwars i knew it
no I can’t PvP properly
I actually never learned to do well at PvP because I learned how to play mc using a laptop and trackpad
Me when I got banned for “xraying” on a server but I was just glass methoding lava lakes
i own that album on bandcamp 
10/10 control scheme
nah what’s worse is I use to pvp and build blocks using the x z y keys on the keyboard
SAME
ok thats awful
I just only had a macbook ofr a while with no mouse
I remember I learned how to play CSGO on trackpad on a macbook
i just can’t pvp
I touch grass, thats why I cant pvp in minecraft
real
then again i use a macbook keyboard and a hp office mouse so
SAMEEEEEEEE
I just make little gardens and shit in Minecraft
Dont pvp me
I will cry
I guess I could have gotten a usb mouse
i swear it’s just russians that play valve games
Dont ask me about my dota phase
i mean, cs 1.6 is still huge af here
and war thunder
oi, russian too?
Noh
I remember I was playing with a polish friend for an all nighter
cuz istg i could never understand dota 2
honorary russian
hard af game
All I was doing was flirting with russian femboys for like 6 hours
Match after match
based
I shoulda wifed one up while I had the chance

bombers
buffed femboys 🤤
Get a mid fade
karen them back
Taper the back
thats okay blazevale its probably worth it
Can’t undo it now

Baldvale when
it’s like some old 70 year old woman
i got a haircut a week ago and i feel like a new person
LOW TAPER FAAAAADEEEEEE
I havent had a haircut in 4 and a half yearsssss
I’m Asian bro finna get a bowl cut
I prob should see a stylist eventually
get a haircut
get a two block with a middle part
you don’t look asian
??
fym
I’m southeast asian 😭
I thought he was a fruity hispanic
me too
😭
is that pfp not you? 😭
yeah it’s me smh
i started growing out hair instead of cutting nearly bald and man i started to fucking mog with my hair
Most people assume Filipino
you look mixed
nah bro it’s krum
Never
having lived in SEA for 2/3 of my life i can tell
shocked
That would be cool but I’m full
is ur hair not damaged as hell
Thai/laotian 😭
mf living in the pacific ocean
niche
I havent had a haircut in like 6 months and I really need to go
Ill worry about it later
how do you split a hair
it just happens
magic
Especially for people with thicker hair textures
damn
I dont have that many split ends tbf
actually it would be the indian ocean 👆
It just be happening
just grab a knife and split it
worlds thinnest knife
Normally I get loads of split ends but for whatever reason I dont have that many right now
you so lucky this isn’t that server
yea, scalpel
which slur would u say
I wanna bleach my hair
its fun
But like my hair is black black
okemo doesn’t say slurs :/
But then my hair gon be even moar crunchy
false information @winter meadow
the true dead bit
why am i semi brunette
that is a bright color
I kinda want to get my curl pattern chemically removed but like
Risky
its probably a good thing I lost it
yo that's GORGEOUS
It smells like the inside of a bong
ngl
😭
nvm
I have to get mine straightened to bleach/dye
Very kinky curl pattern
but normally mine is wavy
i lowk want to apply acid on my face so i would have to wear a mask
3B
im 2b I do not yearn for that I'm so sorry 😭
I remember finding this ram in a workstation looking prebuilt which was in ewaste that also had a 1050
my solution for dealing with mine is just leave it braided 24/7
I just can't be fucked dealing with it and it keeps it out my face
😭
I just had dreads the last time I didnt wanna deal with it
yall
But thats not very demure and cute this time around
thank you, i didnt reply to this 😭
should i downgrade my m1mba to macos bigsur from tahoe
What I had before
no
Is there a program better then signal rgb for my memory which takes up less resources
openrgb?...
?… ?
Does it have open in the name because it’s open sourced?
yes
Only detects my gpu
Not memory
My gpu doesn’t even have argb
Nvm I can change the color
because it's open source and the spec is open too, so anyone can add implementations for it
Now signal rgb isn’t detecting my ram
does anyone know of a telegram client with a double bottom? our school group is now in telegram instead of whatsapp and i dread even thinking what will happen if i need to show my telegram to my dad
It worked in the past
Hello
Amazing pc
Lol Me too I have things I can’t say more but all news in telegram app so I use it all time
The only problem is if the army search yr phone and see telegram u are cooked
Gay gooning material
Lol 😂
Israeli ones?
Or the Palestinian police
Just news channel’s
Israel all Palestine government and people use telegram to see the news
@winter meadow I can’t leave without these app is a life saver
Still good i sold mine
Hi
المدلوقة اطيب
@winter meadow @keen bear @tame shuttle @versed sun
Hi bro
لا لا حبيبي فش بعد الكنافة و الشلوكات
Where can I find a link for the SCE server
I need that
PLEASE
why u need it
Have u ever see Nablus??
I’ve modded PS4s multiple times
And i have some questions
Ty fren
G
@muted shuttle Happy birthday! 🎂
in certain timezones you're not even wrong
we have electroboom at home
electroboom:
!t roblox
Hey @earnest patio, have a look at this!
This Discord server is for iOS jailbreaking, not Roblox. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!
I am plumber and I work 5/6 jobs
I am plumber and I work 5/6 jobs
I am plumber and I work 6/7 jobs
shocking
i need to sleep
👍
I can talk about three octaves higher than my singing voice
Comfortably
okay
okay
But I just really hate how deep my voice is
How’s V
Hello sir what is wrong with bot
bro i want a deep voice as a male
Lol
ricky bobby
Wanna fucking trade
After enough strain and practice I was able to get back into hitting the lower notes of high keys
🫒
bro i have the perfect tgirl build
top 3 on dariacore 1
but i don’t wanna be one
twink
what a shame
Tgirl ?
i’m underweight 58kg
i have got the twink build
IM 62
It took like a year to be able to hit the high G in Sparks by Coldplay ffs
Lol
I have the twunk build
i think i weigh like 57 kg
goodnight
I weigh 89kg
i’m close to this
6:56pm
70
unit
182cm and 89kg
oh
I would say so
guess i’m short
175cm 70 kg
I was 104kg until I started weight training
I expected to be like 75-80kg
how yall mfs so tall
I can live with 89 though
bro i wish i was shorter
How much in cm ?
i literally said
1.8 flat
Literally just above
are you blind
haha me with my 170
Oh my bad
uhhh 165
Lol
why are you so desperate
Kate told me to dump her
no
us?
dont drag me into this
Why
@worthy garden
You have to be obsessed with Kate
everyone told u to dump her cuz u dont wanna be in this relationship
There's no way
The amount of times I have seen you talk about her, dude
Like
It's becoming weird
Do what you want
Ok do you want me to talk about you?
we are not addressing classy.
No
he does
lmao
mf became gay after failing in relationship
I'm gonna kick your left nutsack
many such cases
Haha
Man I always been homo
I just got asked out in high school and went with it since
cool
Plus its not even like the relationship was good 😭
I basically cooked things when I told her I dont want her moving in w me
What you mean
ai slop
i can be your slop
Ai is not good
cool ig
It is
Unless its to kirkify
-# this message has been labelled as sarcasm. questions? contact the user.
Grok pawjob
that was made by a human.
olm better
Totally agree
Told my dad I was moving and bro brought me a shit load of boxes the next day
This mf cant stand me that bad 💔
What
You told him you were moving
He bought you boxes to help moving
What you said makes no sense
Lol
I left out the part where he literally jumped for joy and said “when are you getting the fuck out” so I apologize
Ok nvm then
Lol
My father is a manchild
So I try to avoid him and his antics
@keen bear Go back to beheading IDF soldiers
Woah racist…
send him my way
Saying "lol" is not adding to this chat
Ok sabrina carpenter
MY FAV ARTIST
Nah they are out of service
Gotta sort all my charging bricks and cables
Didnt mean to reply sorry
surely not
Wdym
doing gods work
surely not what?
I gotta get dressed bleh
is there a cement version for macos
And make a drive to my nearest whole foods
kendrick was num1
sudo rm -rf /
sabrina's music isnt even that good anymore
Kendrick so bad
once she went mainstream it got bad
yeah i prolly shouldl
no???
Kendrick has two good songs
no way u shop at whole foods
kendrick has multiple fantastic albums
kendrick has like 3 recognizable songs, thats it
Is that bad
I mean
good kid maad city is a 10/10
lol
to pimp a butterfly is regarded as a 10 i dont have it as one
Money trees and backseat freestyle
Are the two kendrick songs i like
and every other track
@proven moss is this true
While kendrick is most def talented
i hate talking to this community about music it just devolves into argument
hating for no reason
mf doom
I just dislike the whole im a lyrical spiritual lyrical individual skippin and flippin and dippin type music
Its just not my vibe
I wish to go
Hating art is silly I just dont enjoy the music personally
Music is subjective after all so
Will it really matter
10/10s
Plus the whole Drake beef
wheres little peep
I can only agree on Blonde and Blackstar, maybe wallsocket
what havent you heard from there
what the fart
2/10
From all this the only thing I actually listened to is ok computer
It was awesome
since 5 years ago bud
yea
The only album I ever gave a 9/10
(Woulda been 10 but people of the pride was SO FUCKING BAD)
normal behavior
coldplay
Coluratura is one of the few songs that made me cry
amazing album
Can anyone show me what the iPhone's Do Not Disturb Mode settings look like?
Like full on sobbing
Can anyone show me what the iPhone's Do Not Disturb Mode settings look like?
why
Click on it.
ik
bro
Solid 8/10 albums
?
Like absolute rippers
it just what you want not to notify you
i’m not taking more screenshots
ok, thanks
ifon se
can you take a screenshot of your homescreen
that would overheat so much
can i
@trail isle gotta be my favourite EP ever
Good Kid 4 out now! Stream/Download: https://orcd.co/goodkid4
Come see us on our 2026 Can We Hang Out? Tour!!!
Get tickets: https://goodkidofficial.com/tour
4/10 – London, ON
4/12 – Detroit, MI
4/13 – Pittsburgh, PA
4/14 – Cleveland, OH
4/16 – Boston, MA
4/17 – Brooklyn, NY
4/20 – Philadelphia, PA
4/21 – Silver Spring, MD
4/23 ...
not that i would care
no my city is in the weather widget and i cba to cover it
Also, slightly more niche but this guy makes really good music
yes
i dont think so
fuck me ig ios decided it doesn't wanna load any
thats the wallpaper bro
lock in i guess
yea lock in
Mine’s kinda boring
where'd you get that wallpaper
if i update to 26.3 will i lose stikdebug
i get all mine from unsplash and pinterest
can you send this wall pls
Dark aero
i try searching but can never really find one i like
ty
“Dark aero” on pinterest is my go to
bro i love how small the se3 is its so thin
Scroll past the cringe up top
no i do not
the se3 is cool, the bezels are meh tho
benefit to using an se is all wallpapers are 9:16 so they actually fit properly
i kinda love them im ngl
cool
touch id is cool
dont get me wrong swipe gestures are much more functional than home button
but its really nice to use
also the battery life wouldnt be enough for me personally
i daily drive a 13 mini so im used to it
Old wp
also the se3 came with cool stock wallpapers
yea this wall is pretty cool
Hi pimpabutterfly654321
My fucking ipod died
My fucking ipod died
My fucking ipod died
why is calculator using 391gb of ram on my mac
The pod died
Do you still not have a charger
Yes
Bruh
The guy didn't find any
use yr brain

fabricate real sentences
¿que significa "fabricate"?
error 404
ahhhh error in my brain
i love memory leaks on macos tahoe
@chilly bear 67
haha lol
haha lol
what
sus
right
Why can the lights in the middle of my 3080 change color but not the text
Russin
@chilly bear gm
no
oh ok
The autistic paradox:
Where you're constantly seen as weird, right until you reveal your autism diagnosis. Then suddenly you're "too normal" to be autistic
hi amy
Hi
hru
fun
I intend to be awake a while
Lucky
wow they updated the soggy cat embed
Mine takes like 12 hours
im unjailbreaking and resetting my xr and putting it back in its bix cuz i have the se3 now
I've been using this one hair dryer from the mid-90's
and it smells like cancer
and gives me a headache
so i'm buying a new one
I have a wonderful hair dryer that I just use without any attachment and use from far away on low heat
i showered last night and my hair was still wet this morning 😔
i want either a diffuser or one of those dysons
hair dryers are overrated as fuck
but i don't have dyson money
Do you have short hair
my mom got one of those dyson ones i use sometimes
Is the Galaxy A56 phone a great budget phone?
no
No
How long
Why
not as long as a womans hair, but not nearly as short as a guy
probably like in the middle
LOL
so like shoulder length or sum?
Where does it go to
shoulder length
They are probably lying or they have a crypto miner
twin
Bruh you asked
I know but I am just saying why it is happening
You probably just don’t need it then
My hair takes 12 hours to air dry without it
and me over a day
i find that difficult to believe
i dont let my hair air dry on account of a non-zero risk of mildew
mine takes like 6-7 hours probably
12 hours?
thats not that crazy
Yeah I can imagine with thick curls
I only fear that if I sleep with wet hair
If I’m not sleeping and actively compressing it I don’t worry too much
Story of my fucking life
omg i gotta sign my leasing application
whole foods can wait
Is the Samsung S25 Ultra a very great option?
Its a good phone
What do you currently have?
What do you like?
What do you want to do?
i mean its a good phone, but in the android space you prob dont need to spend that much to get a great phone
1981
I have a iPhone 11 64GB storage and I want to game Roblox and Minecraft and terraria and also look for new features and a beautiful design and have long battery life and fast charging
True
you have a lot of great options in the android space, it isnt just samsung anymore
I know
do you want to primarily game
Yes
I was making food so couldn’t ask this, do you think hair dryers would be such a big thing if people didn’t actually need them
i was gonna say
they make some bonkers phones
Do you think people buy them just for the sake of it
also red magic has great support for stuff like custom roms
i wish phones still had headphone jacks
I’m past this
its for conveinence, it is not needed.
it would be so nice tho
Leave it in the past dawg 💔🥀
Wireless earbuds are too good for on the go use now
idk anyone whos hair takes 12 hours to dry, that just seems like you're coming out of the shower and not even attempting to dry it with a towel
A towel ain’t gonna do shit if you have thick hair
I always dry it with a towel and it dries very fast
Mine is short
And towels do damage your hair
So?
They aren’t designed to be doing the drying
air dryers damage your hair way more than any towel would
Not on low
explain to me how a towel does more damage than a hair dryer on low
if you have the worst towels in the world maybe
I wish dogs live on average 40 years
dont we all bud
do you have towels made of silk
Towels that absorb more do more damage
Because you’re gonna absorb all the good shit away
And they’re course and rough
And get everywhere
I like how cheap iPhone screens are easy to replace if you only buy the screen from ifixit and then fix it yourself, never get Apple to fix it for you unless you don't want to fix it yourself and you have enough money to fix it
jailbreak ?? ios 16.7.12
no? but i dont have $1 towels from aliexpress
ok
oh no
my building manager just asked for a check or a money order
i don't know what either of those things are
what the flip
bro doesnt know what a cheque is
u dont know what a check is?
money order, understandable no one uses those
People who say "Apple is better than android" or "android is better than apple" are the people in this picture
Out of curiosity do you own a cheque book
no
bro what
i dont have enough money to be writing checks
that’s crazy
im not with them anymore tho
1 dollar cheque
-10 dollar cheque so i actually get money when they cash it
I’ve never been given a cheque nor do I own a cheque book
But I do know what they are
ARM is the future, X86 is the past
the dvla sent me one once
ARM is the future but x86 is here to stay
cheques are common if you're the employer and not the employee
They only stay because of software support
How
i dont own a cheque book but ive received cheques
To which
even i have
Who do you receive them from
X86 is nothing when ARM has all the software support as them
i cash and give out cheques all the time
cheque is a british word
i got one from my high school for getting an award and then my dad used to give me one on my birthday before he just started depositing it directly into my account
my work checks are direct deposit though
https://fxtwitter.com/daydsince09/status/2009504577113215346 the first candidate for best tweet of the year is starting off strong
Taylor Swift made an album of 31 songs and they all sound like Samsung ringtones
Boomer
for what
no i just own my own company
Pay by BACS 🗣️
what the fuck is bacs
literally only govt does
Automated direct payment system
To take money from one account to another
finder is dumb
what would you guys do if a random account wired 1 billion dollars into your bank account
no way 16.5 only needs 1gb
@chilly bear @half compass Ludwig is hatewatching Feinberg 💔
Probably quit my job
hire a financial advisor
That too
i havent set it up i
HOLY SHIT I FORGOT
its still in setup
oh
So I was digging in my box of files
like hiring the advisor to manage your money?
Yes
Apparently I got a couple checks under my name when I made my account
i've seen videos of financial advisors hired for lottery winners and they generally arent that good
But now I have to write out the amount of money I wanna give my lessor
This is so fucking stupid
idk i feel like with that much money if you have some idea of what you're doing you could manage it yourself
i mean at that point you dont even need to manage it, just leave it in an account and collect the interest
!t blockota
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You can re-enable updates by uninstalling this profile in Settings -> General -> Profiles & Device Management.
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thanks
Taxes
how do i turn this off
just win the tax fraud lawsuit with the money
i need to get the se3 a case
spend a mill on some good ass lawyers
ill get something from spigen
get a battery case
with a billion dollars
i could set smth up where i give myself 15 grand a month
and then the rest i cant touch
what would you do if you had a billion dollars
Tbh I'd probably still go to work
Hence why I'd still live my life like normal
like for the first few months it'd be sick because you could get anything you could want, but you'd have no purpose in life
Maybe I could buy a mansion
you def could
Noooo
I'd get me a mansion somewhere funny
or have one built in like
Idk fucking north dakota
in the middle of wyoming
i think i'd move to canada or somewhere north maybe
A billion dollars
I'd buy r/jb off of aaron
fire maxine
then make night and nooka 1v1 in cs2
i think id just buy a house, nice car, and then live
@indigo bough did you just ghost ping me
I accidentally found out when you open a Instagram dm your volume goes up to half for a second
On iOS
Found out because I was checking if my volume was already done
maybe i am schizophrenic
i cracked my mbp trackpad
L bozo
how do you crack the trackpad
shaddup
dropped my iphone 16 pro from head height
and it landed directly on my trackpad
its a very small fracture
smartass
but like faaawwwkkk dude
bro had to mention it was a 16 pro
yikes

