general

[proven moss]

You don't kill the moderator of the month

[ripe anchor]

Sorry, i forgor one of my squishmallows at your place… can I come pick it up…?

[thick tapir]

im not???

[proven moss]

Show us the ice playbou

Boy

[coarse ginkgo]

@desert cairn @velvet zenith just sneezed

twice

[ripe anchor]

Huh

[thick tapir]

its cuz i locked the door but forgot to close it, then closed it but forgot to lock it like 4 hours later when i left the house again

[proven moss]

You forgot you're forgetful

[thick tapir]

nuh uh

i forgot twice and shes all pissed at me

[ripe anchor]

Forgor

[fossil citrus]

this guy should be mod

[coarse ginkgo]

what is bro even yapping about rn

[proven moss]

YOUVE BEEN COMING here geeking for the pas 6 fays

Days

[thick tapir]

no

i have not

[proven moss]

You're in denial face it

Don't be a pussy im here for you

[thick tapir]

??!

[proven moss]

See

You forgor

Do you speak swahiki

Wmsw

Swahili

[thick tapir]

what are you on about

[proven moss]

You tell me

[ripe anchor]

pimpabutterfly654321

[proven moss]

Playboy

[proven moss]

Yes

Im feeling particularly chatty tonight

Let's have a chat

Who's down for a good ol chat

Chatting

[ripe anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735531330498068513/1457381382501302343/G9v9hKFXoAAzZcj.gif

[proven moss]

Wallahi bro

Me and room temp whiskey

[narrow crown]

me if i was a dog

oh wait

[proven moss]

That burns your throat like a mf

[ripe anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1166785409938903211/1251707676094632046/caption.gif

[proven moss]

Listen

[narrow crown]

i want a tail so bad

[proven moss]

Do you know who YMS AIS

Is

Yms

[narrow crown]

my friend makes tails that really wag! but they r like $100

[ripe anchor]

Tf you think I’m moving for

[narrow crown]

what

[proven moss]

Your movie sucks

Adam

Or adum

The horse furry

[ripe anchor]

Im buying a big ass shark tail just to recreate that gif but with a cleaner carpet

[trail isle]

what

[proven moss]

The nit picky prick

[ripe anchor]

Cuz bros carpet is deplorable

[narrow crown]

dont know, dont care

[ripe anchor]

And I’mma tell my gf that r/jb told me to break up with her tmr

[proven moss]

He supports beastiality

[narrow crown]

ok why am i hearing about this

[narrow crown]

she deserves the truth (that you're a tr)

[ripe anchor]

Also because she’s physically abusive

[proven moss]

I thought it would have been brought up in your circle hes pretty big

[narrow crown]

ok well fuck that bitch ig

[ripe anchor]

And night told me to break it off immediately

So

r/jb told me to dump her

8 years down the shitter I guess

[narrow crown]

8 years??

[ripe anchor]

Well 9 in a few months

[narrow crown]

jeez

[proven moss]

Why are you putting yourself in that position

[narrow crown]

yeah just end it gang

[ripe anchor]

Heck I’m not that mad

Its been almost a decade and I had no intention of puttin a ring on it

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn

[narrow crown]

why stay that long if ur not gonna put a ring on it

[velvet zenith]

do NOT go to the nocturne group and search for excavator

[ripe anchor]

Cuz I’ve been more or less just sticking around for the last 5

[narrow crown]

wild

[low mortar]

Woof

[narrow crown]

ruff

[ripe anchor]

nyan

[low mortar]

:3

[timber nymph]

is there any way to add cover flow just like old ios version in music app

[trail isle]

i miss ios 26 developer beta 1

[narrow crown]

i would get bored and stuff

need a change

[ripe anchor]

Idk she asked me out in like 2017

And I’ve kinda just been there

[narrow crown]

see thats crazy cause

[ripe anchor]

In 2017 I was a sophomore in hs

Freshman or soph idr

[low mortar]

Wait I thought you were older than me wtf

[ripe anchor]

+1

[narrow crown]

idk i have too much joie de vivre to just stick around. just be there. i need passion

[velvet zenith]

Since discord is stupid i feel like this shit would get u banned

[ripe anchor]

I thought she was older than me too

(Im 24)

[narrow crown]

no ur a little older right

[velvet zenith]

Mods

[narrow crown]

im just really confident

[narrow crown]

should i delete it

[velvet zenith]

prob

[low mortar]

I was 12 in 2017

[narrow crown]

thanks g

[velvet zenith]

They warned me for homophobic shit

[trail isle]

i was 19 in 2017

no

9

[velvet zenith]

But i feel like discord support is stupid and theyd get u for that

[narrow crown]

me too i had fslur in bio

[ripe anchor]

But yeah I guess I gotta dump her tmr Idek how Imma do that

[velvet zenith]

Especially since ur join date is 2017 ..

[thick tapir]

i was 9 or 10

[low mortar]

Chat is young

[ripe anchor]

Im probably just gonna tell her “yeah I’m lowkey done with you”

[velvet zenith]

Discord ban this user

[narrow crown]

ya we arent too far apart

[trail isle]

youre 3 years older than me

[low mortar]

Mhm

[ripe anchor]

Youre older than me by a decent margin

Im shocked

[thick tapir]

if you were 6 or 7 in 2017 your old enough to be on discord. wild shit

[trail isle]

how old are you

[low mortar]

You know what’s funny, we made discord accounts for a group project

[ripe anchor]

24

[trail isle]

im 17

[ripe anchor]

What

[trail isle]

i meant 9 not 19

[thick tapir]

im 18 🥀

[ripe anchor]

You said you were 19 in 2017

[velvet zenith]

i had a 2016 account

Fly high 🕊️

[trail isle]

i meant 9

[narrow crown]

i thought you were 24

[ripe anchor]

I thought kate was almost 30

[narrow crown]

ok well thats cleared up

[thick tapir]

wild

[trail isle]

i literally corrected myself

im 18 in 2 weeks

[low mortar]

lol

[ripe anchor]

I cant read

[thick tapir]

young ass mfer

[thick tapir]

2008 is some wild shit

[narrow crown]

eight pages

[low mortar]

2005

[ripe anchor]

I feel old and im only 02 (im 23 but i dont tell people my bday)

[coarse ginkgo]

hey so

[narrow crown]

what

[timid tiger]

gorn

[coarse ginkgo]

GORN

gm joe

[timid tiger]

gm

[ripe anchor]

Joe joestar

[timid tiger]

...

[ripe anchor]

sorry

[narrow crown]

shex

[ripe anchor]

Fixed it

[timid tiger]

mem plus new gen

[trail isle]

gm

[ripe anchor]

Shut

[timid tiger]

mem ed new gen wth

(i dont come in here no more)

#freeshepgoba

[low mortar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-JxTPha0AANDNd.gif

[trail isle]

https://media.tenor.com/sQt3QhOoBAwAAAAM/balatro-estrogen.gif

[ripe anchor]

Free jayy

[coarse ginkgo]

hey @manic tulip, how many shekels for mem ultra

i dont want to be associated with the new gen

[trail isle]

member piss

[manic tulip]

45

[timid tiger]

yeah can you promote me to mem one

[narrow crown]

suboptimal play, could have transed the other jack too

[coarse ginkgo]

you forgot a comma there

[manic tulip]

Nuh uh

[trail isle]

lore accurate

[ripe anchor]

Hydrate how much to change my nickname to my trans spender name

[timid tiger]

killing myself and putting you in the note

[ripe anchor]

I got 50 cents and a sams club card

[dense zinc]

memmeber edition

[trail isle]

https://media.tenor.com/U1Gc9n0BzGAAAAAM/balatro-testosterone.gif

[dense zinc]

fixed

[coarse ginkgo]

Surely we can work something out

[low mortar]

Crazy

[trail isle]

memmeber

[coarse ginkgo]

holy fuck ive been here since 2020

[dense zinc]

member

[ripe anchor]

piss

[narrow crown]

me too :(

[velvet zenith]

Be a loser ( @desert cairn )

[indigo bough]

holy peak

[timid tiger]

fuck i want a coffee rn but its 9pm

[muted shuttle]

@timid tiger

Hello joe

[low mortar]

Kitty in chat

[timid tiger]

maxine good morning

[ripe anchor]

@desert cairn hello sir whats wrong with bot

[indigo bough]

decaf..?

[muted shuttle]

gm

[coarse ginkgo]

nah fr tho, how does one even achieve mem ultra

[timid tiger]

ew

[trail isle]

gm

[coarse ginkgo]

ive been mem ed for years

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday

[narrow crown]

yes, yes i am

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday

@muted shuttle Happy birthday

@muted shuttle Happy birthday

[velvet zenith]

You should be shot for suggesting this

[desert cairn]

@desert cairn hello sir whats wrong with bot

[low mortar]

She’s confused

[narrow crown]

no life

[muted shuttle]

@desert cairn hello sir whats wrong with bot

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn hello sir whats wrong with bot

[indigo bough]

no

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle hello sir whats wrong with birthday

[narrow crown]

im still not level 75 bruh

[manic tulip]

Who tf making choons on their switch bruh

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn https://x.com/Guille_GAG/status/2009586777850601983

Fortnite News (@Guille_GAG)

Canada is now canon in Fortnite 🇨🇦

X · Jan 9, 2026, 11:23 AM

[trail isle]

crazy

[desert cairn]

They added India to Fortnite

[manic tulip]

South Park collab that's fucking crazy

[velvet zenith]

Canada is deporting 400 people a week

[desert cairn]

Not enough

[timid tiger]

odds i get fabric/powerbi etc on this chat

[manic tulip]

Not enough

[narrow crown]

i think america is doing more

[velvet zenith]

rs

[low mortar]

Depressing

[velvet zenith]

See

[narrow crown]

really upsetting amy

[velvet zenith]

You even liked it

[narrow crown]

level 96??

[trail isle]

depressing

[coarse ginkgo]

thank god im not chronically online

[ripe anchor]

Imma leave this server when I hit level 67

-# this message has been labelled as sarcasm. questions? contact the user.

[timid tiger]

[desert cairn]

This administration is deporting people slow as fuck I'm pretty sure Obama was way faster

[velvet zenith]

Yeah but there probably werent as many of them during obama

[narrow crown]

u have a snapchat notification

hey

hey

u have a notification

[ripe anchor]

Shh

[timid tiger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1059693318365265930/gornflag.gif

[narrow crown]

better check it

[ripe anchor]

I’ll check you

[coarse ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1059693318365265930/gornflag.gif?ex=6962818f&is=6961300f&hm=0edb975958ed4649e2cba095d189e746ed8d5ad9bd6f7dcb2e2685a23540048f&

[low mortar]

It would be higher too if all chats were counted

[trail isle]

what

[ripe anchor]

I got a hockey stick in my closet

[trail isle]

average shep

[narrow crown]

and i would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

[timid tiger]

shep my beloved

[low mortar]

Maybe we just don’t gir in some chats

[trail isle]

what is this from again

[coarse ginkgo]

@narrow crown hey so wheres the proof

[narrow crown]

scooby doo

[low mortar]

Scooby

[timid tiger]

true...

[coarse ginkgo]

as i said, cant drop a claim like that and leave us hanging

[ripe anchor]

@narrow crown hello maam what is wrong with bot

[coarse ginkgo]

[narrow crown]

i mean i didnt take a before and after

how am i supposed to prove

[timid tiger]

just an after does the trick

[coarse ginkgo]

dont let us down next time.

yea true ngl

[narrow crown]

idk i didnt make it

[trail isle]

the lump from where i injected has shrank

but still pmo

[narrow crown]

sry boys 💔 ur not seeing it

[coarse ginkgo]

wtf

[low mortar]

Why is there a lump

[coarse ginkgo]

1984

[narrow crown]

umm something tells me there is not supposed to be a lump

[toxic whale]

ty

[coarse ginkgo]

reported and deported

[ripe anchor]

Im gonna crush an entire bottle of tablets when I get my hands on em

[low mortar]

What are they asking to see

[trail isle]

its not really a limp

lump

[low mortar]

😭

[trail isle]

just

[narrow crown]

gock

[muted shuttle]

limp

[trail isle]

sore spot

[muted shuttle]

limp bizkit

[low mortar]

Oh

[toxic whale]

ty twin

[ripe anchor]

Crazy

[muted shuttle]

@toxic whale Happy birthday

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy birthday

[ripe anchor]

r/jelbrek gock comp is absolutely heinous 💔

[coarse ginkgo]

GOCK

[low mortar]

Oh yeah that happens, I honestly don’t have a fix for it

[velvet zenith]

Im just trying to view a post man

[low mortar]

It’s a downside to using fixed needle

[trail isle]

yeah its fine just annoying

doesnt really matter

but

like

[timid tiger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/697113681229512754/1072567084384538714/switch.gif

[trail isle]

thats why you alternate spots

[ripe anchor]

Hit my head with my phone and my cracked screen protector got glass in my forehead

Chat im bleeding

[coarse ginkgo]

lmao idiot

[ripe anchor]

Lol

I work in a pharmacy I wonder if I can steal estrogen

[coarse ginkgo]

i mean, if thats true, how hard did you hit, my screen protector doesnt have a single crack after a year of use

[trail isle]

that is a crime

[timid tiger]

bruh

[ripe anchor]

(They dont let me near the meds dont even say anything)

[fallen pelican]

can someone make a £100 bet with me and lose

[narrow crown]

not that bad a crime its not a controlled substance

[timid tiger]

i was hitting my screen prot with my apple tv remote for shits and gigs like 10 mins ago

[narrow crown]

stealing t would probably be much worse

[low mortar]

Can you steal me triptans

[trail isle]

still theft 😭

[coarse ginkgo]

Do i go vibecode or do i go solder something

both r lowk mid

[low mortar]

Wait

[narrow crown]

ya theft in the name of helping beautiful tgirls

[low mortar]

No

[ripe anchor]

I cannot

[low mortar]

Zofran

[ripe anchor]

If I conspired with a tech maybe

[narrow crown]

hand sewing

[low mortar]

I love zofran

[coarse ginkgo]

zefram

[muted shuttle]

bmw idrive jailbreak

[low mortar]

But for whatever reason it’s not indicated here

[ripe anchor]

Im the guy(?) that makes sure stuff doesnt go missing

[coarse ginkgo]

done

[muted shuttle]

thx

[timid tiger]

bro the key is dead rn

[low mortar]

Lmao

[ripe anchor]

Id be the first person they suspect

[low mortar]

Yeah

[coarse ginkgo]

the sc[redacted] one

?

[ripe anchor]

But no I love my job

[low mortar]

I need to go to my pharmacy on Monday

[timid tiger]

no im on an sk[redact]

[low mortar]

🔥

[timid tiger]

send yours brother

[ripe anchor]

I wonder how my staff would feel if I started getting estrogen delivered in my name

And i didnt tell em

[trail isle]

the ios 16.1.1 experience

[ripe anchor]

Cuz I get my prescriptions from where i work 🤔

[low mortar]

Fun way to come out

[ripe anchor]

Honestly

I just might

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Wtm

[low mortar]

Cause there’s no other reason you’d be prescribed that

Lmao

Guys only get prescribed estrogen to not be guys

[toxic whale]

ty

[ripe anchor]

I’d have to put my foot down and be like “im still your boss”

[narrow crown]

guys dont get prescribed estrogen

they are already girls on the inside

[trail isle]

alright WOKIE

[ripe anchor]

But the pharmacists I work with are super professional in a somewhat cold way

I bet they wouldnt say anything bad

[narrow crown]

their whole job is being normal about people's private health stuff

so

should be fine

[low mortar]

Pharmacology is annoying because it goes off sex

[ripe anchor]

But the techs?

Lmao

[narrow crown]

heh sex

[low mortar]

[ripe anchor]

Still imagining getting fired caught red handed with estrogen

I would never but like

Its a possibility

[low mortar]

How easy is it to get a script where you are

Here it’s a nightmare

[ripe anchor]

Probably fairly easy

But I’m still really scared

[trail isle]

im not even gonna try for like at least a year

holy effort

[narrow crown]

do u have a good doctor

[trail isle]

medical drama

[ripe anchor]

Just got new (better and more expensive) health insurance

[narrow crown]

yea but is your doctor good

[ripe anchor]

Havent picked a PCP yet

[narrow crown]

as long as u find someone who supports your decisions and gives u clear concise information u should be ok

[ripe anchor]

I did get a new dentist and I’m scared to go back cause i squeaked when he stuck his fingers in my mouth before he did the xray

[narrow crown]

LMAO

[ripe anchor]

Like squeaked

[narrow crown]

yea i might

[trail isle]

😭

[ripe anchor]

Grown ass man full beard and mustache at the time

[trail isle]

wdym squeak

[ripe anchor]

Like he put the whatever thing between my teeth and was still wondering where my bottom wisdom teeth are

And was pressing on the general area where I felt pain

But when he stuck his fingers in my mouth I literally “nmmf!” at him before he even touched my molars 😭😭

But yeah I prolly need surgery to get them fuckers out

[low mortar]

😭

[narrow crown]

thats actually humiliating omg

[low mortar]

Yeah I’d find a new dentist immediately

[trail isle]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DTIGnENEqnP

[coarse ginkgo]

yeah, im not proud that i read this message as the first one from all 4

[tawdry oracle]

classical conditioning

[low mortar]

Me tbh

[trail isle]

i LOVE sea lions

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DSq6kK6AVbi/

[low mortar]

I need my wisdom teeth out

But I’m not in the mood

And don’t have the time rn

I can put up with the pain

[flat mulch]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSq6kK6AVbi

lynnliu0110

Merry Christmas.🎄#playfulanimals #sealion #marinelife #nature

Likes

85529

Instagram

[trail isle]

https://www.uuinstagram.com/reel/DSq6kK6AVbi/

[ripe anchor]

The fact that it was a literal “nmmf!” And IMMEDIATE EXHALE FROM MY NOSE

That was too gay I gotta go no homo doc

[trail isle]

what does nmmf even sound like brah

too many constonants

not pronouncable

[flat mulch]

Request: @fervent dove saying '"i hate instagram but here you go" when you post a Instagram link. And sends you a KKInstagram link.

[low mortar]

Too innocent

[trail isle]

fuck you

[velvet zenith]

Request: @fervent dove saying '"i hate instagram but here you go" when you post a Instagram link. And sends you a KKInstagram link.

[coarse ginkgo]

Request: @fervent dove saying '"i hate instagram but here you go" when you post a Instagram link. And sends you a KKInstagram link.

[ripe anchor]

Request: @fervent dove saying '"i hate instagram but here you go" when you post a Instagram link. And sends you a KKInstagram link.

[trail isle]

https://www.uuinstagram.com/reel/DTOMj4qiTcj

[ripe anchor]

I hate Mark Fuckerberg

[flat mulch]

Mark Suckerberg

[trail isle]

mark cuckerberg

[ripe anchor]

Mark Dinkleberg

[coarse ginkgo]

mark fuckherback

[ripe anchor]

I was typing that but changed it to dinkleberg i figured youd be faster

[flat mulch]

I hate Instagram but here you go

This one!

[trail isle]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DSqjghZkoan/

[ripe anchor]

Bro thinks he part of the team 🥀

[trail isle]

persona 4 music

[ripe anchor]

Mod team gotta change my nickname to my estrogen name bruh

Ill giv em 59 cent

And an aldi bag

[trail isle]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DTMzqLzklYC

[trail isle]

bro just ask

[ripe anchor]

I did, twice

[trail isle]

or lock in and get mem pro

or just change your account display name

[ripe anchor]

It’s fine if not but it is currently not safe to change my global name

Lol

Literal next door neighbor, some people from work and a couple people from college have me added

[trail isle]

i have only other trans people irls

[ripe anchor]

Thank god my gf aint on discord

Id never hear the end of it

Do you not have some finger painting to go do? Maybe some apple slices to eat?

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Virus link

Just realized that has an ip in there

Lol

[flat mulch]

Not a virus, because GoogleVideo is for YouTube.

GoogleVideo is by Google.

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Virus link

[flat mulch]

Maybe these links do expire soon.

And isn't a virus since it downloads a MP4 from YouTube.

Almost like going to YouTube.

[desert cairn]

this server really does attract autistic children

[ripe anchor]

this server really does attract autistic children

[cinder pebble]

this server really does attract autistic children

[flat mulch]

I deleted since it was 130 MB.

[cinder pebble]

a what

[flat mulch]

And the thumbnail didn't load

[proven moss]

https://youtu.be/GyktzG-NQQQ?si=xB2-v44Dr9F3AgXw

[ripe anchor]

nEw
iPoD

[trail isle]

i hate that channel so much

so much

[ripe anchor]

I want Niki Molina dead

[cinder pebble]

Why would anyone want that

💔

[proven moss]

https://youtu.be/UdNzkcuvZng?si=t1RDFfdArWX4J7lo

[ripe anchor]

Disposable income

I mean repurposing aging tech and upcycling tech is cool as fuck don’t get me wrong

[flat mulch]

Imagine if the bot said:

[coral fog]

i can't put local files on the apple watch

this is stupid

[cinder pebble]

true

[flat mulch]

"I hate YouTube but here you go"

[ripe anchor]

I use my SE2 as a dashcam

But like

[proven moss]

I'm gonna pick a 2016 se Sunday

[ripe anchor]

An ipod with no headphone jack or local files is dumb

[proven moss]

To use as a music player

[cinder pebble]

it only does that if theres a social media link that doenst give you any video embed

twitter and instagram for example

[ripe anchor]

Dont worry about him, he’s redacted

[flat mulch]

I might find for YouTube.

[ripe anchor]

Hey pal

[dense valve]

well they give you embeds but they are just shit

[ripe anchor]

You just blow in from stupid town?

[cinder pebble]

[dense valve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1396580744347783178/1419057438451171398/caption.gif

[flat mulch]

Long link and thumbnail doesn't load!

[ripe anchor]

Long link and thumbnail doesn't load!

[flat mulch]

I hate YouTube but here you go

[crimson fjord]

I wonder if vulkanmod works on iOS

[flat mulch]

It works!

[ripe anchor]

I’m gonna go for a bit Mihai smells bad and he’s giving me a migraine

[chilly bear]

mod selfbot

only bots say the "I hate x but here you go"

[ripe anchor]

Mihai Popa is a clanker

[dense valve]

why did bro get timed out

for a week

[trail isle]

will i get banned if i try using snapchat on a jailbroken iphone

is that a bad idea

[chilly bear]

!t snapchat :/

[fervent dove]

Hey @trail isle, have a look at this!

snapchat

We don't offer help with modding or tweaking Snapchat as it will almost always result in a ban. If you want to take the risk, go ahead, but don't say we didn't warn you.

How to avoid a ban
Install Choicy (checkra1n/palera1n/unc0ver/Dopamine) or Libhooker Configurator (Chimera/Odyssey(ra1n)/Taurine) and disable tweak injection in the Snapchat app.

Do not use any tweaks such as location spoofers or downgrade the app. Snapchat will notice this and ban you.

How do Snapchat bans work?
Typically it is 24 hours, then your next ban is 48 hours, a week and then permanent.

Added by toilet cat#6525 | Used 293 times · Jul 8, 2021, 10:59 PM

[trail isle]

dont :/ me

im not even trying to tweak it i just dont wanna get banned

[red hinge]

yea then you should be safe

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-10746393703484596546

[red hinge]

aka finally free from the shitty platform

[trail isle]

i literally need it for irl groupchats

[brisk ravine]

[trail isle]

as soon as im out of college im deleting snapchat

holy whitename

[red hinge]

same

[red hinge]

i got forced to use facebook messenger

[chilly bear]

+ mending heart emoji

[ripe anchor]

My gf refuses to get off iMessage

I told her to get signal but she said Signal “sounds” stupid

[chilly bear]

only crims use signal

[red hinge]

telegram better

[trail isle]

imessage is fine anyway

[ripe anchor]

I just like the UI

[trail isle]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[red hinge]

imessage is fine

[ripe anchor]

Only crims use telegram

[red hinge]

i am the crim

[ripe anchor]

Shes the only person I actively text

Besides like, my parents

[glacial valve]

YESSS

ROOTFSHAXXX

[ripe anchor]

And I convinced my mom to get signal

[red hinge]

does it brick any phone you touch

[glacial valve]

no

[red hinge]

omw convincing your gf and parents to get whatsapp

[ripe anchor]

Nahhh

My work gc uses whatsapp

[red hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/whatsapp-dog-gif-6404684101572893795

[ripe anchor]

Well

My job has two gc’s

[red hinge]

[ripe anchor]

One without the guy we all collectively hate on groupme

And the whatsapp

[chilly bear]

DNI criminal

[ripe anchor]

Ok no lil peep leaks for you

[red hinge]

where lil peep

[ripe anchor]

yeah null

[chilly bear]

pleaseeee

[ripe anchor]

Where is lil peep

[chilly bear]

im sorry

[ripe anchor]

Hmmmm?

[chilly bear]

:(

[ripe anchor]

I miss lil peep

[red hinge]

unpopular opinion but Lark should be the standard for all business related stuff

[ripe anchor]

Slack

[chilly bear]

hes a https://open.spotify.com/track/3YchUDysu9jfzeSRG8st77

[red hinge]

Slack only solves the communication part

[ripe anchor]

If only my job just used slack

[fervent dove]

I'm a big fan of Lil Peep,
and "ghost boy" is one of my favorite songs of theirs.

Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!

[red hinge]

Lark combined everything

[ripe anchor]

I gotta upgrade my p6p soon

[fading panther]

Reminds me of the league of legends skin

And this meme

[red hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/whatsapp-gif-21302024

[carmine elk]

my stomach hurts sm

After eating kebab

[trail isle]

i love whatsapp branded things

[carmine elk]

fr that’s how yk a place is in an emerging country

[trail isle]

can someone backport peardb thanks

[ripe anchor]

imagine if i broke up w/ my gf over text

I kinda dont even wanna go see her tmr anymore 😭

[chilly bear]

ur a meanie.

[ripe anchor]

Night, kitty, and kate all told me to

[chilly bear]

all bad people

[ripe anchor]

well they said that what ive been dealing with is abuse

[chilly bear]

oh ok then it's alright

[ripe anchor]

😭

the switchup with you bro

[chilly bear]

look at this

[ripe anchor]

I'mma post in the r/jailbreak subreddit and say "r/jb discord ended my relationship of almost 9 years, AMA"

[trail isle]

please do

[ripe anchor]

???? 😭

[ripe anchor]

imma make a throwaway account but yall gon know its me

ill do it after i break up with her

[chilly bear]

you're welcome. 🙂

[trail isle]

PLEASE hurry up bro i wanna daily the se3

[fallen pelican]

guys

im thinking of buying a new cpu and mobo

should i do it

a520 to b550

5500 to 5700x

for an rtx 5060 gaming and productivity

[chilly bear]

lies

there will be no productivity

[cinder pebble]

truth nuke

[fallen pelican]

im using it for lightroom

[chilly bear]

all you do is game.

it's over between us.

[glacial valve]

xnu makes me wanna jump

[crisp saffron]

literally no point

[shy oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/stantwt-chained-up-chained-gif-67266779391248431

Me when Dopamine finally supports iOS 16.7.X

[trail isle]

i mean

nathanlr exists

[chilly bear]

wrong ⚠️

nathanlr does NOT exist
-# for 16.7.x

[trail isle]

oh yeah mb it doesnt actually exist

[random scaffold]

Gys anyone know how to fix this ? Fuqu 14

[trail isle]

does it not?

[chilly bear]

no

sorry

[trail isle]

#jailbreak

[shy oasis]

It only exists for 16.7 but not anywhere higher then that

[trail isle]

i see

[random scaffold]

Yes

[trail isle]

go ask in there

not general

[random scaffold]

😒

[shy oasis]

iOS version?

[random scaffold]

14.5

[chilly bear]

unfortunately you will have to use taurine

[trail isle]

ewwwwwww

wait no

[chilly bear]

ikr

[trail isle]

thats chimera

chimera is the ew one

taurine is fine

[random scaffold]

Turarin not work on pubg after jailbreak with tuarine pubg crached

[chilly bear]

electra, chimera, odyssey, taurine

all ew

[trail isle]

ts is NOT gonna be any different

[chilly bear]

unc0ver 4 life

[shy oasis]

Does anybody notice how every jailbreak is based off of a compound or chemical?

Like dopamine

Taurine?

Etc

[trail isle]

1.jpg 2.jpg 3.jpg 4.jpg

[chilly bear]

unc0ver:

checkra1n

palera1n

[trail isle]

phoenix

[shy oasis]

Lets not forget Chimera is based off a greek mythology character

[random scaffold]

I try wt tuarine not work pubg game and i remove tuarine

[chilly bear]

etason helix daibutsu

[trail isle]

nathanlr

roothide

[shy oasis]

Those true, but mainly semi untethered app ones

[trail isle]

i was gonna say seratonin but

[shy oasis]

Nvm that's an app as well

[trail isle]

it does not apply

to this category

limera1n

[chilly bear]

pissra1n

[trail isle]

pa1n in ball

[shy oasis]

r/jeilbrek

[chilly bear]

actually dopamine and taurine are the only 2 i know

[trail isle]

redsn0w

[trail isle]

seratonin

[chilly bear]

kfdmineek****

[trail isle]

blah blah blah

[shy oasis]

how to jeilbrek ipone 43

pls tell me how

[chilly bear]

yellowsn0w

[trail isle]

penisra1n

[chilly bear]

you can only do it this time of year

[shy oasis]

thank you

[chilly bear]

but it's only supported in certain regions

[shy oasis]

ah men

[shy oasis]

Tenk you the jeilbrek is successfully

[trail isle]

why is it even filtered

[shy oasis]

What's filtered?

[ripe anchor]

Fawk

[trail isle]

pa1n in ball jb

[chilly bear]

silly billy

[ripe anchor]

stupd idot

[shy oasis]

pa1ninball

[random scaffold]

Checkrain work on ipad pro m1 ios 14.5 ?

[chilly bear]

hey wtf.

[shy oasis]

uh

[trail isle]

@chilly bear what is even your bio

[chilly bear]

no

[trail isle]

no checkra1n is for a11 and older only

cuz of checkm8

[random scaffold]

Then how to install fuqi 14

[shy oasis]

You don't

I'm pretty sure

[random scaffold]

Why befor i install fuqu 14

[chilly bear]

ok so it's:

1. What was that, my sweet, sweet nothing?
3. Steve -

[trail isle]

explain it

rn

[chilly bear]

🐡

[trail isle]

@random scaffold just use taurine bruh

[velvet zenith]

Hes a little bit stupid u gotta let him do it

[chilly bear]

1. https://open.spotify.com/track/2RhBtpsSB5QwzGu0fVZ4PA
2. null
3. steve

[shy oasis]

Nevermind, it can run on M1 chips

[random scaffold]

Bro i told you after install tuarine jb pubg not work

[fervent dove]

I like listening to Moby too!
Here's "When It's Cold I'd Like To Die"...

Added to the r/Jailbreak Spotify playlist!

[random scaffold]

Its show me like this

[trail isle]

wow moby mention

[chilly bear]

yes

broken

[random scaffold]

How to fix ?

[chilly bear]

no one will tell.

not worth it.

or something.

[trail isle]

send it in #jailbreak and wait

i said this

general is NOT helpful

[ruby copper]

gm

[shy oasis]

Well that is a discontinued jailbreak

Without proper maintenance over time it probably failed some time

[trail isle]

hi

[chilly bear]

oh, i didn't know about that.

[shy oasis]

I mean like the servers (which download uncover)

[cinder pebble]

Gm

Its 6.21 am for me rn

[shy oasis]

Swap it and it's PM for me

[polar python]

@spark gale why did you copy my logo i keep ckicking on the wrong server

[ruby copper]

Sue him I would say

[trail isle]

@random scaffold fugu14 is dead

[chilly bear]

im so sorry

[shy oasis]

hw to jeilbrek mendelbrot set

pls help

[chilly bear]

no.

that is against the rules.

[trail isle]

wild

[shy oasis]

Seriously?

I'm being satire with that post but

[chilly bear]

don't make me ping the zorpvlord.

[shy oasis]

Um

alright

[muted shuttle]

@spark gale why did you copy my logo i keep ckicking on the wrong server

[chilly bear]

good human 👽

[frosty grail]

@spark gale why did you copy my logo i keep ckicking on the wrong server

[trail isle]

still waiting for 140w power adapter jailbreak

[frosty grail]

ask <@&558709886397972481> he jailbroke his

[shy oasis]

an1usre1n

It came out in the year 3,322,432 AD

try it out

nope

Fully untethered

[cinder pebble]

jailbreaking my house when

[ripe anchor]

how to jelbrek roblonkxs

[shy oasis]

jeilbrek with bl0ckxx

[frosty grail]

homera1n

[muted shuttle]

homora1n

[ripe anchor]

transra1n

[frosty grail]

thats if you jailbreak the omni jew

[cinder pebble]

does that make my house gay?

[chilly bear]

i would tell you but the mods would ban me.

[shy oasis]

yes it's a tweak that does it

[ripe anchor]

how do i jailbrek jayy

[muted shuttle]

@polar python Get over here

[frosty grail]

omni jew, the semitic version of Ben 10's omnitrix

[ripe anchor]

free jayy

[shy oasis]

use lawr0ad

[frosty grail]

stkc can convert into any jew

[trail isle]

guys do i update the 13 mini from 26.1 to 26.3 beta

[cinder pebble]

put it in ric e

[ripe anchor]

play ice spice

[fallen pelican]

hi

someone give me 100 pounds

[trail isle]

hi

[narrow pond]

Hello There

Hope everyones day is going well 🙂

[trail isle]

not too bad

hru

[narrow pond]

I am well, just working as always xD

[trail isle]

no way @obtuse ruin actually updates his tweaks

i refuse to believe this is true

[narrow pond]

hahahah I had to turn my head sideways like a dog to read that

[trail isle]

<@&355174844205367317>

bro

that was too fast

maxine please go outside

[muted shuttle]

Ok sorry

[muted shuttle]

i type fast

sorry

[trail isle]

smh

i literally cannot hit more than 80wpm

[indigo bough]

use a stenographer bru

[trail isle]

[half compass]

Diddenbludden

[indigo bough]

hey xrt!

[trail isle]

hey xrt!

[half compass]

hey xrt!

[trail isle]

Diddenbludden

[indigo bough]

rude

[trail isle]

what does xrt stand for

[chilly bear]

x ray tracing

for the x11 display protocol

[half compass]

xorg replacement therapy

[trail isle]

ew

[chilly bear]

sorry i meant x12

[trail isle]

arm64e xorg

[ruby copper]

rt

[dark osprey]

dark woke

[chilly bear]

you too

[ruby copper]

It's 1 am and -5c outside

[polar python]

Hello omni cord

[ruby copper]

Why would I go outside rn

[polar python]

Oh wait

[ruby copper]

Idiot

[polar python]

SOmeone STOLE my logo

[chilly bear]

doesn't have to be right now

[ruby copper]

Sue Aaron

[dark osprey]

hello omni cord

[chilly bear]

could be any time

[ruby copper]

In that case I already went outside today

[polar python]

My lawyer will contact your lawyer

[chilly bear]

but did you really

you were still inside your mind

[ruby copper]

Not fun because there's snow everywhere but yeah

[muted shuttle]

Hello omni cord

Oh wait

SOmeone STOLE my logo

[ruby copper]

Maxine

[ruby copper]

Go outside

[muted shuttle]

Maxine

??

[trail isle]

bru another one

[polar python]

It was 9 days ago.

[ruby copper]

Oh right

It's 10 days ago now

[alpine chasm]

You will soon be contacted by the FBI director.

[ruby copper]

Sorry

[muted shuttle]

Two days away.

[ruby copper]

False

For me it's the 10th of January 2026 rn

[muted shuttle]

No its 11:55 for u

[ruby copper]

No it's 00:55 for me

[harsh bolt]

how did you make this

[muted shuttle]

Oh i might be dumb then

ok

[polar python]

keto

[trail isle]

no thats me

[polar python]

https://x.com/grok/status/2009708177797824599

Grok (@grok)

@ios_dev_alb

X · Jan 9, 2026, 7:25 PM

[ruby copper]

You forgot my time zone 💔

[fervent dove]

@ruby copper's timezone is Europe/Amsterdam 🇳🇱
It is currently 12:56 AM CET

[polar python]

Thanks

[trail isle]

AGAIN??

[muted shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1264427817366454323/discord-scam.gif

[trail isle]

bro

[trail isle]

just sent that buddy.

lock in please.

[chilly bear]

@muted shuttle scam

[polar python]

@muted shuttle scam

[muted shuttle]

Where

[trail isle]

@muted shuttle scam

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle scam

[ruby copper]

@muted shuttle Hello

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[polar python]

This aaronp613 guy needs to be banned maxine

[muted shuttle]

Ok

@spark gale Say goodbye

[trail isle]

i agree

[ruby copper]

Maxine acting like she can ban Aaron

[muted shuttle]

Why didnt it work

[polar python]

Hold on i have gir backdoor

[muted shuttle]

Thx

[ruby copper]

Maxine can u ban stkc for stealing the rjb logo

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle Happy Birthday!

[polar python]

Hey wtf

My logo is the og

[trail isle]

does @spark gale have server ownership or is it a secret alt

[muted shuttle]

Yea i will be banning soon.

[lean latch]

@indigo bough https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/688121419980341282/1459334402772304046/IMG_4387.png?ex=6962e692&is=69619512&hm=3ba7cdbeefe7554bd8f465fcc15fc955276abdd66fd1aae9037a8d959b4cadf2&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=642&height=856

[muted shuttle]

@robust wasp Are you having fun

[lean latch]

hey buddy.

[indigo bough]

yoo thx

[robust wasp]

I JUST Hopped On bro

Literally

[trail isle]

gm

[polar python]

MINEEK

[lean latch]

u want sum

[untold helm]

Gm

[muted shuttle]

Yeah and i happened to see it

[trail isle]

1.jpg 2.jpg 3.jpg 4.jpg

📎

[untold helm]

1.jpg 2.jpg 3.jpg 4.jpg

[copper tendon]

would you jump on the back of an alligator to try and fight it

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/rec-room-3ds-meme-rec-room-meme-rec-room-memes-gif-26893511

[trail isle]

Nintendo 3DualScreen

[chilly bear]

1/2

[indigo bough]

i did NOT know ds stood for anything

i never thought abt it

[chilly bear]

the 3d slider is all the way up but there's no 3d

why

[polar python]

@muted shuttle This Discord server is for Omni, not iOS jailbreaking. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

[muted shuttle]

@muted shuttle This Discord server is for Omni, not iOS jailbreaking. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle This Discord server is for Omni, not iOS jailbreaking. Please keep your discussions on-topic, thank you!

[chilly bear]

unfortunately, there are no Omnis for your version/device at this time, get your version role from id:customize and if anything is released you’ll be pinged in https://discord.com/channels/349243932447604736/688122358107603013

[untold helm]

Nintendo New Nintendo 3 Dimension Dual Screen Extra Large

[chilly bear]

what does the i in DSi stand for

[trail isle]

unfortunately, there are no Omnis for your version/device at this time, get your version role from id:customize and if anything is released you’ll be pinged in https://discord.com/channels/349243932447604736/688122358107603013

[chilly bear]

oh internet

like iPhone

[trail isle]

i

eye

eyeball

it has a camera maybe thats what it stands for

[chilly bear]

yummy

[trail isle]

gummy... 🤤

[harsh bolt]

Hi.

[trail isle]

@muted shuttle

[harsh bolt]

i have an idea

[trail isle]

bro

anothrer one

[muted shuttle]

Hii.

[trail isle]

theres been like 5

what the hell

[untold helm]

?

[trail isle]

@muted shuttle

[polar python]

@muted shuttle Hi

[trail isle]

bro ANOTHER ONE

[half compass]

@muted shuttle

[harsh bolt]

RESET UR PC BRO

[muted shuttle]

GOD

[half compass]

@muted shuttle Help

[polar python]

bro has the dolvy vision tag

[trail isle]

what the actual fuck

[muted shuttle]

CAN A GIRL PLAY MINECRAFT

PLEASE!!!!

[polar python]

Nope

[harsh bolt]

wait no that's 100% a bad roblox cheat

[muted shuttle]

ok

[polar python]

Back to work buddy

[muted shuttle]

sorry....

[untold helm]

No

[harsh bolt]

no stekc is actively praying on your downfall

he's actually the one sending these bots in

that's why omni is paid

[muted shuttle]

@polar python Stop it with the scam bots please

[trail isle]

apparently not

[copper tendon]

maxine arent you mentally unstable?

[muted shuttle]

What a random question

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266535437967691826/1441165697320357898/togif.gif

[obtuse ruin]

Yes a lot 👍

[trail isle]

:3

[jaunty garnet]

1.jpg 2.jpg 3.jpg 4.jpg

[trail isle]

madness

icraze > nebula

[muted shuttle]

Hey anyone know where to find a tadpole in minecraft

[trail isle]

swamp

[copper tendon]

nexus hasnt gotten an update since v1.0 released 10 years ago for ios 8

[trail isle]

prob

[obtuse ruin]

@muted shuttle

[jaunty garnet]

/summon minecraft:tadpole

[muted shuttle]

Sorry

[copper tendon]

cant believe ios 16 was 10 years ago

[narrow crown]

/locate would be more applicable no

[jaunty garnet]

summon gives you one for free

[polar python]

aaron told me to raid rjb to test if maxine actually does her job

[copper tendon]

i know raid phrases but

[trail isle]

fly high 🕊️

[half compass]

i remember when someone made an account named xrt

and used my pfp

[ruby copper]

Shut it

[half compass]

then posted porn

[muted shuttle]

??

[copper tendon]

cant believe it released in 2016, 10 years ago

it really has been a decade since we got a proper jailbreak

[ruby copper]

It's not proper.

[muted shuttle]

Whar

[ruby copper]

It's not good to think that you hate your life and everything

[trail isle]

didnt null make her username pwn20wnd for a bit

[ruby copper]

Even if you think of a cat after

[polar python]

maxeekbula

[copper tendon]

i cant believe ios 6 released 20 years ago

[half compass]

yea

[polar python]

true

[muted shuttle]

look i got a kitty cat in mine craft :)

[polar python]

is this man made slop

[harsh bolt]

yes

i made it

[ruby copper]

Name him muffin

[copper tendon]

what shaders are those

[trail isle]

BANNED ⚠️