general

[alpine chasm]

Heck even deleting the ping is worse lol

[muted shuttle]

Hey anyone know why I have a mod ping that doesnt show up

[flat mulch]

What's warn points?

[desert cairn]

Hey anyone know why I have a mod ping that doesnt show up

[worthy garden]

Hey anyone know why I have a mod ping that doesnt show up

[flat mulch]

You can't send spoilers LMAO

[velvet zenith]

You can't sent spoilers LMAO

[desert cairn]

You can't sent spoilers LMAO

[flat mulch]

😂😂😂

[ripe anchor]

You can't sent spoilers LMAO

[worthy garden]

You can't sent spoilers LMAO

[uncut token]

You can't sent spoilers LMAO

[alpine chasm]

wdym || of course you can ||

[muted shuttle]

||Hi||

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Hi

[flat mulch]

Spoilers like automatically deletes?

[odd cargo]

maxine

[ripe anchor]

I know and I have to, and Ik there's no way around it besides up and doing it

[worthy garden]

@desert cairn Hi

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[velvet zenith]

Why did you build the update wrong

[desert cairn]

Hi

What

[copper tendon]

[ripe anchor]

And I hate to make excuses but it's hard

[velvet zenith]

Why is hte update black screening car things

[desert cairn]

Ui issue

[velvet zenith]

How

[desert cairn]

Because it works after factory reset

[velvet zenith]

He said it was after reboot

[desert cairn]

What

[alpine chasm]

If you get 600 warnpoints you get banned. You have 50 now

[velvet zenith]

I swear the last guy said it was after he rebooted

[flat mulch]

Spoilers sent by myself get deleted!

[ripe anchor]

Spoilers sent by myself get deleted!

[desert cairn]

It did the same for me after it updated and rebooted it didn't work until i factory reset it

Which clears local storage

And cookies

[worthy garden]

why cookies

[desert cairn]

So it's a ui thing if u changed something

TLDR doesn't matter

[flat mulch]

600 = ban?

[alpine chasm]

Yes

[velvet zenith]

Nope

Your ram is dying

Broke the image builder

[desert cairn]

What is ts guy talking about

[worthy garden]

Hacks

[hard comet]

yes. i promise you, doing that is the most important thing i’ve ever done in my life. the growth that comes from learning to respect yourself is insane. you should always be your #1 priority. it is your life, do what you want, wear what you want to wear and cut off people that hold you back

[velvet zenith]

Its not a ui issue

[desert cairn]

Ok

[coarse ginkgo]

hi @desert cairn

[worthy garden]

Ok

[desert cairn]

I bet you changed a localstorage key or something

[velvet zenith]

If it is a ui issue then go back to the previous beta and then update and then show me console

[coarse ginkgo]

Ok

i will

[ripe anchor]

Proximity's a bitch though

[worthy garden]

Ok

[desert cairn]

Hey genius you broke refreshing the page so you can't

[coarse ginkgo]

also when are yall sending me a carthing so i can port carplay to it

[hard comet]

wdym by that

[flat mulch]

400 = Kick
600 = Ban

[velvet zenith]

Hey genius you notice how i said console

Not websocket

[desert cairn]

Does console backfill

[velvet zenith]

Yes

[uncut token]

windows 11's start menu and search menu are just webviews that's why they run so trash, i found the HTML for it once

[flat mulch]

So 600 warnpoints get me banned!

[desert cairn]

Crazy

So 600 warnpoints get me banned!

[uncut token]

it's on the windows folder somewhere

[velvet zenith]

How dont u know this

[desert cairn]

I didn't see that

So I don't care

[velvet zenith]

Ok

Fatty

[carmine elk]

Dmmdemjiijjejjdkkqkqkmscncncn

[ripe anchor]

Well, even though I'm moving people have/can/still/actively do find me at my job and still give me a hard time, or visit my current place, it's kinda... complicated

[trail isle]

the 8 and se 2 and 3 really are just the xr mini

[desert cairn]

Tabbed out for 3 seconds and you're calling me a ret

[velvet zenith]

Yup

[uncut token]

r/lostredditors

[flat mulch]

Yeah, sometimes you get timed out by the safety filters!

[ripe anchor]

r/ihavereddit

[desert cairn]

Yeah, sometimes you get timed out by the safety filters!

[flat mulch]

If you say too many times.

[uncut token]

i was ABOUT to respond to myself with that lmao

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Friend i was talking about followed me back

I will proceed to never talk to her

[coarse ginkgo]

@velvet zenith Friend i was talking about followed me back

[coarse ginkgo]

like with every girl

[desert cairn]

Ding ding ding

[velvet zenith]

Instagram keeps suggesting a 16 year old from work

[desert cairn]

?

[coarse ginkgo]

[[ding]]

gir ?

hey ?

hi?

hello?

[desert cairn]

General idiot

[coarse ginkgo]

shut yo bitch ass up

[velvet zenith]

at moderators [[ding]]

[alpine chasm]

I can give you an effort discount and ban you at any moment too

[desert cairn]

Please

Thanks

[worthy garden]

penis

[velvet zenith]

Please

[ripe anchor]

Please

[velvet zenith]

Maxine wont do it

[coarse ginkgo]

can i get a singular warnpoint added to my list of existing warnpoints

[velvet zenith]

No

[coarse ginkgo]

:/

[desert cairn]

You can ban me if you ban every annoying member of the server

[ripe anchor]

Can I get 67 warnpoints

[desert cairn]

I volunteer as tribute

[fervent dove]

Warn Points

Member

@coarse ginkgo
lean.png
(401116245857927199)

Warn Points

300

[worthy garden]

So me

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[coarse ginkgo]

oh christmas is over, gotta remove the christmas crocks and hat from myself

[alpine chasm]

Ok bye luca then

[desert cairn]

Wsp

Wtm

[velvet zenith]

grok it

[desert cairn]

Ok

Done

[uncut token]

@grok what does this mean?

[worthy garden]

I’m on the list

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-j-jeffrey-sigma-gif-405083941180536765

[ripe anchor]

lost been typing for a while now

[flat mulch]

It shows I have 50 warnpoints.

[ripe anchor]

It shows I have 50 warnpoints.

[green bramble]

Last track for itsnebulalol, requested by 36e54yi

Popular (with Playboi Carti & Madonna) - From The Idol Vol. 1 (Music from the HBO Original Series)

The Weeknd • Popular (Music from the HBO Original Series)

133 artist scrobbles · 14842 total scrobbles · 👑 mems (49923 plays) Last scrobble: · Jan 9, 2026, 4:11 PM

[uncut token]

It shows I have 50 warnpoints.

[desert cairn]

CARTI

[trail isle]

farti

[flat mulch]

50 were added by @alpine chasm for sending a useless ping!

[velvet zenith]

abel the weeknd tesfaye

[green bramble]

Now playing - kate

Hacker

Death Grips • The Money Store

19510 total scrobbles

[desert cairn]

50 were added by @alpine chasm for sending myself a useless ping!

[ripe anchor]

50 were added by @Night 🦆 for sending myself a useless ping!

[coarse ginkgo]

50 were added by @alpine chasm for sending myself a useless ping!

[velvet zenith]

50 were added by @alpine chasm for sending myself a useless ping!

[trail isle]

50 were added by @alpine chasm for sending myself a useless ping!

[coarse ginkgo]

lmfao

[ripe anchor]

LOL

[alpine chasm]

Cool I have a list now

[coarse ginkgo]

ok were next

[hard comet]

i’m in the same situation. i share all my friends with my ex and i still haven’t made up my mind on who i should cut from my life. i have seen my “friends” once in the last 3 months. some of them bump into me while im at work but that’s a completely difgerent vibe. its like seeing someone that was in the same class as you. focus on yourself, stop making yourself think that this is overly complicated. it’ll absolutely suck for a while, i was depressed as shit but you’ll come to the point where you don’t care anymore. at the end of the day you will always be stuck with yourself, if you’re unhappy with yourself you’ll never be happy. focus on yourself and work shit out on your own

[velvet zenith]

W

[worthy garden]

Mute shadow

[coarse ginkgo]

true

[ripe anchor]

Thank god I am not included

[coarse ginkgo]

yeah pls

[worthy garden]

fuck that guy

[coarse ginkgo]

shadow next

[desert cairn]

he's putting us on the Epstein list

shadow next

[coarse ginkgo]

?

[velvet zenith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1380846657582661682/wigglin_it_rn_care_to_join.gif

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-creature-funny-cat-gif-3260805177934040717

[coarse ginkgo]

no i wiggled it already

[alpine chasm]

All you mfs getting coal for christmas

[obtuse ruin]

trade nebby for shep

[coarse ginkgo]

jokes on you i already did

[trail isle]

fr

[alpine chasm]

This i would accept

[desert cairn]

Useless he'd just get banned again in 6-7 seconds

[trail isle]

ban nebula

[red hinge]

still worth it

[coarse ginkgo]

based imo

[alpine chasm]

#unbanshep

[coarse ginkgo]

well you got the power to do that

[obtuse ruin]

#freeshep

[timber nymph]

Best ios version for iphone se 1st gen

[worthy garden]

#freeshep

[coarse ginkgo]

9

[worthy garden]

6.7

[hard comet]

all of them

[obtuse ruin]

ios 14 with nexus rune scrobbit and sleepsaver2 installed

[hard comet]

i love the first ge se

[coarse ginkgo]

malware

[uncut token]

😊 Delightful Mario!
😊 Round and Jubilent in Nature!

[trail isle]

ios 16 with just scrobbit

[timber nymph]

Im on ios 15.8.5 rn🥲

[obtuse ruin]

mods

[coarse ginkgo]

it includes an uncrackable DRM

[red hinge]

i would rather shove that phone up my ass

[trail isle]

im scrobbiting it rn

[coarse ginkgo]

god knows what its doing to your device

[ripe anchor]

And with a lot of the issues coming internally it's going to take a long time, and I'm just scared I might not see it through to the other side, but I keep trying out of spite

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Watching this lecture recording rn and the prof just shushed the class

[coarse ginkgo]

@desert cairn Watching this lecture recording rn and the prof just shushed the class

[velvet zenith]

How are we adults and being shushed by the prof bro

[ripe anchor]

@nebula Watching this lecture recording rn and the prof just shushed the class

[timber nymph]

How can i downgrade the ios in it

[fervent dove]

It appears you are asking about the jailbreak guild tag. To join the iOS guild, go into your User Settings and navigate to Profiles. Under Server Tag, select the r/Jailbreak guild.

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

This action was performed automatically. Please disregard if incorrect.

[uncut token]

do you play fortnite

[coarse ginkgo]

smartest gir moment

[obtuse ruin]

turdus merula

[coarse ginkgo]

no, never did never will

[carmine elk]

yall https://mastodon.social/@_inside/115854950175226323

Gui Rambo (@[e-mail])

Since a recent firmware release included components for a virtualized iPhone, I decided to see if I could boot one up. It worked!

This is a virtualized iPhone 16 running iOS 26.2.

Don't get too excited though, as this required a substantial amount of IPSW patching and it crashes SpringBoard when I swipe up in the setup screen 😅

▶ Play video

Mastodon · Jan 7, 2026, 5:17 PM

[ripe anchor]

dumbest maxine moment

[desert cairn]

You're late

[uncut token]

was about to say you already have spyware that is BattlEye in your pc but it's ok lmao

[trail isle]

procursus.social >

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[timber nymph]

Is the any how to guide?

[trail isle]

this is cool tho

[hard comet]

i understand that. i also wasn’t sure if i was gonna make it through for a while. got a therapist but that didn’t do much tbh, it was just time that made it better. i know that’s what everyone will tell you and i know how hard it is to believe

[carmine elk]

maybe bc it has js showed up on my google app

[coarse ginkgo]

oh, in that case, theres enough spyware on my pc already

[desert cairn]

Hi

[worthy garden]

Hi

[obtuse ruin]

lmao search for "You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.", it's a false trigger like 90% of the time

[worthy garden]

https://keto.boats/

[coarse ginkgo]

You can also get a holographic name tag by boosting the server.

[trail isle]

.boats

[desert cairn]

keto.boats

[uncut token]

i'm a member plus now

[desert cairn]

Okay

[coarse ginkgo]

true

[ripe anchor]

this is why i said enough was enough and i'm turning the page in my life, it's not gonna be linear but it needs done

[coarse ginkgo]

ios can

[uncut token]

how can ios

[ripe anchor]

how do i ios

[obtuse ruin]

https://ios.cfw.guide/turdusmerula-tethered/

[worthy garden]

Pls buy

[coarse ginkgo]

Your message contained a word you aren't allowed to say in r/Jailbreak. This could be either hate speech or the name of a piracy tool/source. Please refrain from saying it!

[hard comet]

100%

[ripe anchor]

how do i get ios

[coarse ginkgo]

download

[ripe anchor]

how do i get the ios

[uncut token]

yu buy ipone

[carmine elk]

How can i guild ios

[ripe anchor]

how can i tag ios

[gilded rapids]

no

[carmine elk]

Why isn’t it triggering

[ripe anchor]

Why isn't it triggering

[hard comet]

the government is telling me to “take a shower”

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle According to my calculations, today is your birthday! We've given you the Happy Birthday! role for 24 hours.

[uncut token]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[ripe anchor]

@muted shuttle According to my calculations, today is your birthday! We've given you the Happy Birthday! role for 24 hours.

[carmine elk]

@muted shuttle According to my calculations, today is your birthday! We've given you the Happy Birthday! role for 24 hours.

[trail isle]

@muted shuttle According to my calculations, today is your birthday! We've given you the Happy Birthday! role for 24 hours.

[coarse ginkgo]

atp, i bet she has me blocked

lowk was the goal

[hard comet]

😭

we love humiliating ourselves

been there done that

[trail isle]

@toxic whale happy bday!

[ripe anchor]

me with my gf jkjk im gonna go shower

[coarse ginkgo]

wait no still in friends list, so i assume im not blocked

[timber nymph]

It says its a tethered one and if my phone dies i have to connect back into my iphone to use it 🥲

[worthy garden]

are we friends @trail isle

[trail isle]

yes

[ripe anchor]

are we friends @trail isle

[trail isle]

tbd

[worthy garden]

wym

[trail isle]

tbd

[hard comet]

what are you cooking dawg

[timber nymph]

Will i be able to get back to normal?

[worthy garden]

ur so fake kate

[velvet zenith]

If u click her profile and it doesnt show join date or account creation date then ur blocked

[trail isle]

i know like nothing about it i just know its tethered

[ripe anchor]

bitch you added me that means you'd help me cosign on a 2018 Dodge Durango

[desert cairn]

Ok

[coarse ginkgo]

it does show

[trail isle]

you added me

[ripe anchor]

no u

[velvet zenith]

Then ur not blocked

[desert cairn]

I didn't read that I'm putting my watch on

[worthy garden]

@muted shuttle Hi

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[coarse ginkgo]

ok ok ok my rich, save some pussy for us too

[ripe anchor]

Insane

[obtuse ruin]

that's the best you can do unless you have shsh blobs (if you dont know what they are, then you don't have them)

[velvet zenith]

just saw distance 6.67 km on my watch @desert cairn

[chilly bear]

will this last me 3 hours ✅ or ❌

[ripe anchor]

No

[coarse ginkgo]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn whos the bottom between you two

[timber nymph]

Bro 👍

[worthy garden]

do you goon for 3 hours

[ripe anchor]

not with your 16hr screen time null

[trail isle]

i cant wait for legizmo for watchos 26

[hard comet]

me when the $399 bounty i complete pays me only 327€ 💔💔

[velvet zenith]

The girls we like

[chilly bear]

yes

[coarse ginkgo]

the girls we like: 100%
the girls we talk to: 0%

[carmine elk]

poor Luca and Maxim

[velvet zenith]

Yup

[worthy garden]

what about steve?

[hard comet]

you’re in the r/jb discord. give up

[carmine elk]

Macine

[desert cairn]

He said he'd let his girlfriend peg him

[carmine elk]

Maxine

[coarse ginkgo]

which one from all 0

[chilly bear]

we need to record it

[desert cairn]

Hypothetical girlfriend

[chilly bear]

to put on our onlyfans

[coarse ginkgo]

keto with a custom prompt

[worthy garden]

@wilma

[hard comet]

just brushed my teeth on autopilot and only noticed once i was done. literally no clue why i did that

[uncut token]

@chilly bear you won't be coming to my birthday party.

[carmine elk]

it ain’t my birthday today but it’s macine’s birtyday

[coarse ginkgo]

fucking hate that i look 17 and 27 at the same time

"Please show me your id"

fuck off

[desert cairn]

67

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-be-there-batman-gif-1401224379163546490

[worthy garden]

@chilly bear steve is calling me

[chilly bear]

wtf...

[uncut token]

bro broke the world record

[worthy garden]

No bro

Ya got no game like my man nebula

[velvet zenith]

Hey buddy you forgot a very important detail

[hard comet]

r/jb shared onlyfans event idea:
everyday a random member from this sever is picked that has to post themselves to the r/jb onlyfans

[copper tendon]

windows is back!

[hard comet]

windows is back!

[desert cairn]

What

[chilly bear]

how do you win?

[carmine elk]

fund sumsug ad ipgone in ewase

[copper tendon]

whoever is the hottest

wins

[hard comet]

most tips baited wins

[coarse ginkgo]

that airpods case lowk based

[hard comet]

money goes to person that wins

[hard comet]

brothers car is the ewaste factory

[copper tendon]

2026 is the year of the linux desktop

[carmine elk]

ofc!

linux is life

[proven moss]

I need a 6s

128gb

[carmine elk]

linux is everything

ily Linux

linux

Ok

[copper tendon]

NO YOU DONT

[trail isle]

iphone 14 is newest that could have dopamine right

[carmine elk]

airpod

[plush basin]

he real asl

[proven moss]

WEEEEEEEE ZBI

[astral vigil]

i didnt expect a laptop panel like this to handle 75hz 😭

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Found you a likeminded friend

[copper tendon]

should enterprises start using windows 11 canary insider preview as a replacement for ltsc

[velvet zenith]

Hey buddy youre missing a very important detail

[desert cairn]

What's the detail

[velvet zenith]

You should go back and find it

[carmine elk]

tn:

[desert cairn]

Once to try it?

[velvet zenith]

Yup

[desert cairn]

Doesn't make it much better

[velvet zenith]

Once and only once.

[copper tendon]

so youd still let her do it

[velvet zenith]

U gotta try thingsi n this wolrd sometimes

U guys just dont get it

[copper tendon]

ok then go suck cock

just to try it

[velvet zenith]

No thats gay

[astral vigil]

what

[copper tendon]

whats wrong with being gay

you have to try things in this world like you said

[trail isle]

have you

[copper tendon]

no

[carmine elk]

hi giys this is me 100% real

[trail isle]

maybe you should

you have to try things in this world

[copper tendon]

im not the one saying you gotta try things

[trail isle]

you did tho

[copper tendon]

where

[trail isle]

.

[copper tendon]

im quoting what he said

[trail isle]

bro uttered the words

[copper tendon]

"like you said"

those were not my words buddy

[carmine elk]

@fervent dove That tshit reminds me of u

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/gir-invader-zim-gir-crazy-freaking-out-gir-crazy-gif-23889321

[thick tapir]

holy american

[desert cairn]

everything

[timid tiger]

yeah I thought I was tweaking when I looked out my window

[copper tendon]

heart disease

speedrun any%

[copper tendon]

do you hate gays

[carmine elk]

diabetes soeedrun

[copper tendon]

if you have heart disease just get a new heart

if you have brain failure, just get a new brain

[worthy garden]

i’m gonna get this septum removed

fuck ass

paid 45 bucks

[gilded rapids]

yes

I believe in god

[trail isle]

[gilded rapids]

god is the way

[copper tendon]

buddy thinks god hates gays

[gilded rapids]

he does

[thick tapir]

twin

[timber nymph]

plumeimpactor is giving login errors

[desert cairn]

Yes specifically @muted shuttle

[thick tapir]

i love god

[coarse ginkgo]

Yes specifically @muted shuttle

[gilded rapids]

he shows the way

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Ur right going through tags is the method

You're absolutely right!

[velvet zenith]

Wyd

[coarse ginkgo]

You're absolutely left!

[velvet zenith]

Stop gooning to her tagged

[desert cairn]

🤫

[desert cairn]

Hey I'm not doing that

[coarse ginkgo]

[velvet zenith]

Uh huh

[desert cairn]

Do u want to rate her out of 10

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[terse dome]

currently cooling down food before chucking it in the fridge by covering it in #snow

good evening

[worthy garden]

Yes

[desert cairn]

Dude is precooling it

[desert cairn]

No fuck u

[worthy garden]

Ok imma tell emma

what about jasmine

[desert cairn]

2 people i have no clue who you're talking about

[velvet zenith]

Hi

[worthy garden]

ur roaster

Bro

[desert cairn]

The roster consists of 0 people

[coarse ginkgo]

violet

[worthy garden]

Shadow is on it

[desert cairn]

Hey what did i say about name dropping in public

[worthy garden]

so so far

shadow violet

[velvet zenith]

U couldve just been like ?

[desert cairn]

It's ok she don't count no more

[narrow crown]

precooling lmao

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith why does this never work

windows nor linux

always have to extract ts

[velvet zenith]

2026-01-09T19:23:14.524598Z INFO flashthing_cli: done!

Hey wyd

[worthy garden]

How is V bro

[desert cairn]

Oh r u flashing beta 6

[velvet zenith]

Maybe

[desert cairn]

OKay

[worthy garden]

this is not PG

[coarse ginkgo]

sry

[desert cairn]

i burned 8 cents on testing seedream

[worthy garden]

Thank you sir

[worthy garden]

Yo i’m 2 chopped for J

[desert cairn]

Okay

Shadow alt

[worthy garden]

Thank you

[velvet zenith]

Shes a minor

[worthy garden]

.

who’s purging chats

[coarse ginkgo]

nebula

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Works fine for me

[worthy garden]

For what reason

Bro logs exist .

[velvet zenith]

Maybe auto update is fucked

[coarse ginkgo]

nebby doesnt understand that

[worthy garden]

He’s smart

[coarse ginkgo]

❌

[worthy garden]

truth

[trail isle]

oh my god bruh

[worthy garden]

hacked

[coarse ginkgo]

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[worthy garden]

How can i get this

[coarse ginkgo]

with money

ngl i didnt check if the heatsink even fits

we ball tho

[worthy garden]

buy for me

[coarse ginkgo]

send me money

i have some other quad core sbc, but its lowk ass

its okay-ish-ly powerful, but the software support for it is ass

[desert cairn]

what r u using a radxa sbc for

[coarse ginkgo]

some funny things

Nocturne v5

or whatever yall at rn +1

[velvet zenith]

6

[coarse ginkgo]

so nocturne v7

67 67 67

[worthy garden]

i’m aud

[coarse ginkgo]

whar

[worthy garden]

i’ll send you rupees

[coarse ginkgo]

@drowsy shell

[heady linden]

yo guys is my new pfp good

[copper tendon]

just paid $500 for unc0ver26 but it isnt working someone help

[heady linden]

Adrian explain our friend Group.

[split nimbus]

@muted shuttle did dee dm u yet ?

[desert cairn]

unfunny

[worthy garden]

it’s reddit

[untold helm]

reddit

[worthy garden]

what do u think

[heady linden]

I personally like it

[worthy garden]

it’s horrid

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle did dee dm u yet ?

@muted shuttle did dee dm u yet ?

[worthy garden]

this is sad

[heady linden]

we’re in r/jailbreak

[worthy garden]

this is discord not reddit

Ok

[heady linden]

we’re in the r/jailbreak discord server

[muted shuttle]

I’m not falling for this.

Sorry stibby.

[worthy garden]

Where’s reddit

[heady linden]

I sometimes forget some people here are the same people on the r/jailbreak subreddit

[worthy garden]

including urself

Dont project Ok

[coarse ginkgo]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn Boot up Nocturne ok, then see Connection Lost screen. So i hit Network Settings and Bluetooth.

Pixel 9 Pro. When i open bluetooth to pair with the car thing, either nothing pops up or Car Thing (SN: XXX) pops up to pair. when i select it, nothing happens. I flashed twice. I enabled bluetooth tethering. Thoughts?

[untold helm]

@velvet zenith @desert cairn Boot up Nocturne ok, then see Connection Lost screen. So i hit Network Settings and Bluetooth.

Pixel 9 Pro. When i open bluetooth to pair with the car thing, either nothing pops up or Car Thing (SN: XXX) pops up to pair. when i select it, nothing happens. I flashed twice. I enabled bluetooth tethering. Thoughts?

[heady linden]

????

[velvet zenith]

Ok

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle did dee dm u yet ?

[desert cairn]

[heady linden]

https://tenor.com/view/benjammins-idk-this-person-questioning-random-person-this-who-gif-5295285761881556675

[crisp saffron]

Did mind goblin dm u

[velvet zenith]

Nah

[coarse ginkgo]

yea

[crisp saffron]

Oh ok

I’ll tell him to now

[velvet zenith]

Ok

Thanks

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith iPhone can no longer connect to "Nocturne (Q21Q)".

[heady linden]

this is one of the worst discord servers I ever been in not gonna lie

[desert cairn]

good

leave

[untold helm]

I am not concerned with finders instructions

[coarse ginkgo]

nobody stopping you from leaving

[velvet zenith]

Wyd

[heady linden]

I choose to be here because I can

[desert cairn]

Connecting to my nocturne

[coarse ginkgo]

whines because server is shit
gets told to leave
refuses

.....ok

[velvet zenith]

Its bait

[heady linden]

how I’m I whining

[coarse ginkgo]

let me cook

[drowsy shell]

what

[muted shuttle]

this is one of the worst discord servers I ever been in not gonna lie

[coarse ginkgo]

leave

[supple pier]

byebye

[velvet zenith]

Happy birthday!

[muted shuttle]

I choose to be here because I can

[low mortar]

hi maxine!

[thick tapir]

my day 1 opp 🥀

[coarse ginkgo]

Happy birthday!

[muted shuttle]

Hiii

[low mortar]

i got power back

[drowsy shell]

Hello maxine

[velvet zenith]

@desert cairn Wtm

[untold helm]

Leave

[muted shuttle]

Hi

[coarse ginkgo]

yeah shes still ungrateful

[muted shuttle]

Nice :3

[drowsy shell]

Maxine

Don't ban me

[muted shuttle]

Zarrar

[heady linden]

hi maxine

[muted shuttle]

What

[supple pier]

happy birthday maxine

[muted shuttle]

Why would I ban you

[untold helm]

@muted shuttle Happy Birthday!

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Happy Birthday!

[heady linden]

@muted shuttle Happy Birthday!

[low mortar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G9iQi_dXkAA3rdy.gif

[supple pier]

3d osaka

[velvet zenith]

@coarse ginkgo Do i waste money on a owners manual for my car because it never came with one

[heady linden]

time to be gone for about 8 days

[desert cairn]

@coarse ginkgo Do i waste money on a owners manual for my car because it never came with one

[coarse ginkgo]

@coarse ginkgo Do i waste money on a owners manual for my car because it never came with one

[heady linden]

@coarse ginkgo Do i waste money on a owners manual for my car because it never came with one

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Do i waste money on a owners manual for my car because it never came with one

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Its updating

[supple pier]

what car

[coarse ginkgo]

e39

[heady linden]

I wonder why we have a thing where someone says something long sometimes it gets pasted

my grammar is really great

[coarse ginkgo]

I wonder why we have a thing where someone says something long sometimes it gets pasted

[heady linden]

I wonder why we have a thing where someone says something long sometimes it gets pasted

[supple pier]

find a pdf and print it innit

[coarse ginkgo]

<@&355178935077699585> <@&355179334799196161> Apple has announced that iOS 18.6.1 and watchOS 11.6.1 will be released later today. It will include a redesigned Blood Oxygen feature for Apple Watches missing the feature.

[untold helm]

<@&355178935077699585> <@&355179334799196161> Apple has announced that iOS 18.6.1 and watchOS 11.6.1 will be released later today. It will include a redesigned Blood Oxygen feature for Apple Watches missing the feature.

[coarse ginkgo]

let me print an entire ahh book

[desert cairn]

@velvet zenith Why is it not connecting as a network interface

[supple pier]

yuh

[velvet zenith]

cause ur install is fucked already

[supple pier]

only like400 pages

l;ight work

[heady linden]

can I post links in this server?

[coarse ginkgo]

idc, i have all the books

[desert cairn]

i wonder if this is normal

[low mortar]

https://tryitands.ee/

[velvet zenith]

no

[velvet zenith]

Gem alert

[desert cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-alarm-festive-soyjak-wojak-christmas-gif-15139154506434105001

[indigo bough]

try

[low mortar]

shut up

the past 24 hours have sucked

[coarse ginkgo]

3gb 1060 moment

[low mortar]

😭

[coarse ginkgo]

pointandlaugh.jpeg

[low mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338669029052780565/1341575469425754182/meme-boykisser.gif

[desert cairn]

i Think its networkmanager and ifupdown not being happy together

haha weezer

[indigo bough]

my fault / problem how..?

[desert cairn]

Skye #unbanari (Skye)

— 2:47 PM
my fault / problem how..?

[low mortar]

so mean

[indigo bough]

[low mortar]

:((((

[indigo bough]

sorry

[coarse ginkgo]

Skye #unbanari (Skye)

— 2:47 PM
my fault / problem how..?

[worthy garden]

Skye #unbanari (Skye)

— 2:47 PM
my fault / problem how..?

[low mortar]

what did i do to deserve that 😭

[coarse ginkgo]

made sileo

[indigo bough]

idk bru

[trail isle]

it’s kinda crazy how fast ios 16 is on the se3

[trail isle]

[low mortar]

:(((((

[indigo bough]

its a15 isnt it

[trail isle]

yeah

[worthy garden]

zebra is better

[trail isle]

speedy

[trail isle]

ew

[indigo bough]

DopeSaily >>>

[heady linden]

e

[worthy garden]

ur ew

[trail isle]

sure bud

[heady linden]

time to be gone for like 8 days or more

bye

[desert cairn]

ok

[trail isle]

ok

[coarse ginkgo]

ok

[low mortar]

https://x.com/lynk0x/status/2009434950051729890?s=46

lynk (@lynk0x)

Do crackheads ever say, “I’m too broke to smoke crack tonight”?

No. They get up and make it happen.

Lesson in there.

X · Jan 9, 2026, 1:20 AM

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle when was your birthday

[worthy garden]

go back to reddit

[rich dune]

Im still patiently waiting for Diffuser

[trail isle]

grindset

[heady linden]

I will

[worthy garden]

good

[rich dune]

mitmproxy from pc is so ass

[indigo bough]

yeah but they steal from everyone and sell their body at times for money

[copper tendon]

by make it happen they beg people for money

[heady linden]

I know you guys hate me anyway

[desert cairn]

yeah

[worthy garden]

nebula wants V not you

[trail isle]

if it works it works

[muted shuttle]

January 11th

[coarse ginkgo]

Happy birthday!

[heady linden]

can you stop pinging me

[worthy garden]

No

[coarse ginkgo]

can you stop pinging me

[heady linden]

so I don’t come back into the server

[indigo bough]

No

[desert cairn]

what is bro yabbling about

[trail isle]

no

[indigo bough]

ill make sure to ping u every 4 hours

[worthy garden]

#general message

[heady linden]

I will mute the notifications

anyway

bye

[worthy garden]

stop attention seeking

we get it bro

[desert cairn]

fr lmao

[indigo bough]

@heady linden can u friend me pls

[thick tapir]

noooo

ill miss u

[carmine elk]

ok mañana

[thick tapir]

ur my day one opp

[worthy garden]

@heady linden can u friend me pls

[coral fog]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fdWuyu/

[trail isle]

Meow, meow, meow! Happy Keybag new year!

dleovl Claus is here to spread keybags to all the good boys and girls.

Have you been good this year? You get keybags!
Been bad this year? Say HELLO to iOS 26!

Don't forget to buy my CD! It includes funny tracks like:

• All I want for Christmas is keybags
• I want a keybag for Christmas
• Feliz Keybagdad!
  ... and so much more!

Head over to #keybag-exposure to claim your keybags today!

-# P.S.: I was NOT in the Epstein files.

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

buckley7 (@buckley7426)

❤️ 4.4K 💬 156 🔁 2.6K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Jan 9, 2026, 1:35 AM

[indigo bough]

yah fr

[coarse ginkgo]

omg hi stib

[worthy garden]

what’s the point of posting this in chat

[carmine elk]

Meow, meow, meow! Happy Keybag new year!

dleovl Claus is here to spread keybags to all the good boys and girls.

Have you been good this year? You get keybags!
Been bad this year? Say HELLO to iOS 26!

Don't forget to buy my CD! It includes funny tracks like:

• All I want for Christmas is keybags
• I want a keybag for Christmas
• Feliz Keybagdad!
  ... and so much more!

Head over to #keybag-exposure to claim your keybags today!

-# P.S.: I was in the Epstein files.

[indigo bough]

son that msg is 5 yrs old

[coarse ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/bSq8t.gif

[trail isle]

unc

[thick tapir]

yes

[worthy garden]

stop acting like a beg

bro deleted it

[carmine elk]

To save it to his pbone

[indigo bough]

https://tenor.com/view/brother-bilo-bosnov-bilo-gif-1211620899581390267

[trail isle]

they should make the mainline iphones as thin as they used to be

[coarse ginkgo]

🪞

[worthy garden]

i’m going to sleep

[coarse ginkgo]

ok

[carmine elk]

it’s happy 2026 not 2021 saar

[trail isle]

ok

[worthy garden]

@heady linden i love you

[indigo bough]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002520533801381968/1165664628953595984/RDT_20230908_0946323094826771535492267.gif

[trail isle]

you are not @half compass

you do not have the saar pass

[carmine elk]

i am @half compass

Alt

Might be alt

[coral fog]

no point

[worthy garden]

Ok

[carmine elk]

who do u goon to

[thick tapir]

lowkey i wanna buy the shit to do an iv then shove random shit in there

like wtf would a gatorade iv do

[low mortar]

Kill you

[trail isle]

estrogen iv when

[thick tapir]

ethanol iv 🧠

[trail isle]

death

[thick tapir]

no

[trail isle]

instant alcohol poisoning

[thick tapir]

its safe 🙏

[trail isle]

you do not have alcohol withdrawl syndrome

[thick tapir]

okay but it wouldnt kill you is my point

[trail isle]

would kill a victorian child

[indigo bough]

medical grade ethyl alcohol method 📲

[hazy lagoon]

Why is ios 26.3 not getting updates

[ripe bone]

A question: how can I appeal an unfair ban?

[trail isle]

what does this even mean

this is the update

[carmine elk]

iOS 11 part 2

[trail isle]

https://appeals.slim.rocks/

[low mortar]

No thanks

[hazy lagoon]

It’s a beta and it’s still one beta 1

[low mortar]

I’m done with iv’s for a while 😭

[trail isle]

ok

[trail isle]

yeah i dont like the idea of them either

[flat mulch]

Looks like iOS 26

[hazy lagoon]

For a long time which is weird

[thick tapir]

they are chill

[trail isle]

injections are fine but ivs and getting blood drawn wig me out

[low mortar]

I don’t care about them, it’s just my arm needs to recover

[trail isle]

other arm

[low mortar]

It’s still very bruised

[hazy lagoon]

Curious what is that siri app

[flat mulch]

Apple Inteligence.

[low mortar]

Normally I’d agree with you

[indigo bough]

LMAO you can get it on amazon

[low mortar]

I just had a student nurse do it on Tuesday for me

On a really cold day

[hazy lagoon]

So it’s just a shortcut

[trail isle]

thats madness

well

[low mortar]

Took 3 attempts, 10 minutes

[narrow crown]

christ

[trail isle]

i guess its not much different to cleaning isopropyl alcohol

[low mortar]

I only realised something was wrong when I noticed my arm was wet and it was just covered in blood and a second nurse was having to dry it

[trail isle]

[flat mulch]

Normal people think it's iOS 26 from the image 😂

[thick tapir]

isopropyl is like bad bad for you tho

[proven moss]

Im copping a 6s 64gb 88% for $40

[low mortar]

Yeah don’t ingest isopropyl

[trail isle]

i just mean in terms of its very high percentage and you can just

buy it

normally

[thick tapir]

i did that shit multiple times when i was like 12 😭

not fun

[low mortar]

There’s a reason you can buy high volumes of isopropyl but not ethanol

[narrow crown]

why dont u just put a new battery in the ipod u already have and grab a charger

[low mortar]

Isopropyl isn’t taxed the same because you can’t consume it

That’s why it’s so cheap

[proven moss]

The answer is simple

[low mortar]

ethanol is safe to consume and the government tax it to hell

[proven moss]

There aren't batteries here

[trail isle]

"safe"

[low mortar]

Well isopropyl is literally lethal

[trail isle]

ok fine

not lethal

[indigo bough]

"safe"

[thick tapir]

not really

[narrow crown]

alcohol is not that dangerous

as long as u are normal about it

[indigo bough]

oh i didnt even see this message

same exact idea

[trail isle]

unoriginal.

smh

[indigo bough]

ok bud

[trail isle]

oh ok

[indigo bough]

define

[half compass]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThFM3ChR/

[fervent dove]

I hate tiktok but here you go

TODAY Show (@todayshow)

❤️ 10.5K 💬 416 🔁 3.6K

▶ Play video

fxTikTok · Jan 7, 2026, 11:30 AM

[narrow crown]

drinking a normal amount and pacing yourself

[low mortar]

Isopropyl is both far more potent than ethanol, so you’re more likely to black out, and it’s metabolised into acetone which rips you apart from the inside

[trail isle]

i read that as pacifying then

[indigo bough]

define...

[narrow crown]

jimmy jammies does it for me

[thick tapir]

so like as long as you dont go over 8 drinks in 30 minutes u chill?

[narrow crown]

uhh well its different depending on the type of experience u are going for

[low mortar]

No it really is

[indigo bough]

exactly.

[narrow crown]

yeah dont go wild

[carmine elk]

local flanker from  intelligence

[indigo bough]

dawg

[molten ravine]

guys iphone 7 plus can jailbreak?

[narrow crown]

i mean clanker

[carmine elk]

guys iphone 17 pro max can jailbreak?

[low mortar]

Isopropyl is considered toxic at any amount, lethal at moderate amounts. It’s an LD50 of 5g per kg of body mass

[molten ravine]

i won’t jailbreak but i dont now how to used

[thick tapir]

idk how i never got fucking hospitalized from all the dumb shit i did when i was younger

[indigo bough]

nerd

[low mortar]

I just know the ld50 of a few things

[thick tapir]

i literally used to drink hand sanitizer, huff deodorant, drink mouthwash, all that bullshit 🥀

[untold helm]

Yes

[trail isle]

moron

[indigo bough]

what is the ld50 of diphenhydramine hydrochloride

[thick tapir]

i was 12 🥀

[hazy lagoon]

Technically not a full jailbreak but some tweaking with nugget if it’s on iOS 26.1 only

[trail isle]

what ios version

[low mortar]

Benadryl?

[indigo bough]

air duster method 📲

[thick tapir]

fuck no

[narrow crown]

i dont huff deodorant i huff sweat

joke

[trail isle]

ew

[low mortar]

Are you though

[indigo bough]

y

[narrow crown]

umm its not something i can say i've done before

even though girlsmell is awesome

[low mortar]

Ugh I’m gonna enjoy showering tomorrow

I did not want to shower without any hot water

[hazy lagoon]

I want ios 17 back

[copper tendon]

you hardly shower at all

[low mortar]

One of my house mates tried for 10 seconds and described it as “frigid”

[thick tapir]

air duster smells absolutely horrendous

[trail isle]

buy a phone running it then

[indigo bough]

most people add something to make it bitter

[low mortar]

I shower 1-2 times a day. I just didn’t today because we had no power 😭

[indigo bough]

some dont.

[hazy lagoon]

BRUUUH

[narrow crown]

actually sounds awful

[trail isle]

ewwwwwwww

[thick tapir]

they all have bitterant now

[trail isle]

i just got a se3 on ios 16 for literally 50 quid

[indigo bough]

boring

how do yk?

[low mortar]

The temp in my room was 6°C, I do not imagine the cold water was any better

[indigo bough]

hm?

addict.

[copper tendon]

2 times a day is crazy

[hazy lagoon]

I remember on ios 17 there was an ability to edit animation speeds with nugget

[narrow crown]

how cold is that

[hazy lagoon]

Ios 18 killed that

[thick tapir]

wtf a non gas heater?

[low mortar]

42.8°F

[narrow crown]

hooly shit

[low mortar]

It’s a gas heater but it still needs electricity to turn on

[indigo bough]

holy fuck

[thick tapir]

???

how

[hazy lagoon]

My main device rn is an se3 🙁

[indigo bough]

they have a spot to ignite it with a flame im p sure

[low mortar]

It’s a gas combi boiler

[trail isle]

lovely!

[thick tapir]

they do

[trail isle]

get one on an older ios and sell the one you have

[winter meadow]

Hii everyone i hope y'all alright, just need a lil help so after so many attempts my iphone got unavailable after a while there was a timer. ff remembered my passcode when i enter it, the phone just goes to the white screen the attempts the data recovery after nothing happens just goes straight back to the same screen and im just scared of restoring or updating bc my apple id password is inside the phone and i hadn't backed up

[low mortar]

PLUS

[trail isle]

what ios are you on on it?

[low mortar]

I wasn’t gonna shower by phone torch

That’s just not cool

[hazy lagoon]

26.2

[low mortar]

😭

[hazy lagoon]

Liquid slap my ass

[low mortar]

Alas I can shower in the morning

[flat mulch]

Nope!

[hazy lagoon]

This wallpaper looks cuter with ios 26 with the longer clock

[trail isle]

finally got amethyst to work

ima join rjb mc on my phone

[hazy lagoon]

I need a new typeC iphone but i keep spending my money on other bullshit for no reason but thank god i have an ipad pro and a macbook pro that’s why i keep delaying renewing my iphone

I need typeC specifically to be the upgrade other than that my se is fine

[narrow crown]

type c would be nice

not nice enough to buy a new phone

[flat mulch]

Mod it

Like open it up and replace Lightning with USB-C

Or even microUSB 😂😂😂

[narrow crown]

sounds hard im not THAT nerdy

micro usb would actually be funny as fuck. we downgrading out here

[trail isle]

this is a lie

you made !t blockota

[proven moss]

Im copping the 6s

Is 88% battery too low

[trail isle]

no

[narrow crown]

yeah but its not like i own a soldering iron or anything

[trail isle]

its a 10 year old phone

[proven moss]

Its probably a new bat

Battery

[narrow crown]

@proven moss u really been talking about this 6s for like 10 days atp

[hazy lagoon]

It’s so important to me especially where i live every darn thing is typeC and getting lightning dongles is a huge nightmare not to mention they are more expensive and can’t do everything the typeC dongles can

[proven moss]

Its not my fault the sellers are slow af

[thick tapir]

still pissed i got pulled over 😢

he was like 5 miles behind me when he turned his lights on

[proven moss]

We love ice

[trail isle]

i own one cuz i needed it for something but i havent used it since and i am AWFUL at it

[narrow crown]

geek!

[untold helm]

Is Beats iPhone 17 Pro Max Kickstand Case with MagSafe and Camera Control jailbreakable on Multiport Adapter Firmware 4.5.0

[thick tapir]

im goated at soldering 🙏

[flat mulch]

[thick tapir]

my dad admitted that he chews on the solder while soldering

like he chews on lead solder

[untold helm]

Yes or no??

[narrow crown]

fuck bro

[trail isle]

freak

[thick tapir]

lowkey you cant really blame him tho

its perfect chewing texture

[trail isle]

yes i can

[thick tapir]

ur js a hater vro

[flat mulch]

More like:
Is M5 iPhone 17 Pro Max jailbreakable on macOS 26.2?

[flat mulch]

See above.

[ashen basin]

Michael rapaport ruining my favorite show 💔

[copper tendon]

macos 26.2 is jailbreakable

[trail isle]

sudo

cd /

[copper tendon]

sudo mkdir /System/FuckSSV

[flat mulch]

dopamine.py

[rich dune]

sudo mkdir /Appleinternal

[trail isle]

thanks blockota

[flat mulch]

Wrap in code block.

[rich dune]

no)

[copper tendon]

thats not blockota

thats unc0ver

the profile just says you're up to date

[trail isle]

how do i get this to stop complaining

[flat mulch]

sudo run dopamine target=macOS 26.2

[copper tendon]

press details then get out of it

[trail isle]

it doesn’t get rid

i’m just gonna

ignore it

[copper tendon]

yea because you already blocked updates

unblock them then do it

then get rid of the cellular one too

[trail isle]

cellular one will not go away

it knows my main phone has an esim

but my carrier doesnt let me transfer them i have to generate a new one every time

so it just

complains

[proven moss]

I hate this guy so much

[half compass]

The governer of Minnesota just 67’d in the middle of a press conference @indigo bough

[proven moss]

Like what is he even wearing

[trail isle]

nope

[trail isle]

the united states is a fake country

[copper tendon]

it should go away idk why it isnt

just update bro

trust

you can def get rid of the cell one

my pressing it, then pressing cancel in the prompt

[trail isle]

[trail isle]

it doesn’t go away i’ve tried like 5 times

[narrow crown]

i thought u have blockota

[timber nymph]

i did the jailbreak is there any tweak to use the orange light at the back of iphone se 1

[trail isle]

i removed it to try and get rid of the popup

but i give up

im reinstalling the profile

[narrow crown]

i think so

idk why they put that orange light back there if they didnt want it to be used

[trail isle]

what orange light

[timber nymph]

its not showing amber in the app

[trail isle]

part of the flash?

[timber nymph]

true tone flash

lower part

i added a new 2010 mah battery in this freaking small iphone 😂

[untold helm]

Camera

[thick tapir]

wtf does this mean???

[velvet zenith]

its pretty easy to understand

[untold helm]

Be careful to make sure you don’t accidentally drop your wallets and keys
The reason she’s saying it is because you have been a bit forgetful lately

[thick tapir]

i am not forgetful tho

she lying

my memory is goated

[velvet zenith]

@muted shuttle Politics

[proven moss]

I thought we were discussing politics

Sorry

I thought i eas in the android server

[coarse ginkgo]

@muted shuttle Politics

[untold helm]

@woeful peak Maxine

[proven moss]

🫠

@muted shuttle politics

[coarse ginkgo]

@woeful peak Maxine

[proven moss]

How is this server 7 years old but the owner is under 18

[thick tapir]

???

[proven moss]

They started it when they were 11?

[untold helm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/688121419980341282/1427291185575362772/caption.gif

[proven moss]

I love this server

[coarse ginkgo]

can you point me to your dealer ? the stuff he hands out seems to be pretty good

[proven moss]

You guys are like my extended family

[proven moss]

Maxine is the owner no?

[coarse ginkgo]

no? 😭

[desert cairn]

moderator role

[proven moss]

Who's the owner

[coarse ginkgo]

hi @spark gale

[proven moss]

Can I be mod

[untold helm]

I hope not

[coarse ginkgo]

if she was the owner, the server would probably not exist anymore

[ripe anchor]

I dunno, pimpabutterfly654321, what do you think?

[proven moss]

I was born for this shit

See i know thats a trap question

[trail isle]

sure

[proven moss]

Or I wouldn't be here now

[coarse ginkgo]

from all the job opportunities that exist out there in the wild, bro chose to be a discord mod