general

[teal bramble]

im waiting for claudey 5 or 4.7 to release

[low mortar]

I just have many dev devices and like to separate dev and personal

[teal bramble]

4.5 opus has started to suck :(

[proven moss]

Would i be better off getting a s10e for music than a 6s

It has expandable storage

[trail isle]

YES

[teal bramble]

why wouldnt u brick ur personal phone?

[winter meadow]

@low mortar is it safe to delete those

[trail isle]

S10E BEST SAMSUNG

[winter meadow]

Except the main one of course

[proven moss]

The 6s is seeker

Sleeker

To

Tho

[low mortar]

Generally deleting things isn’t sugggested

What iOS is this

[winter meadow]

From what I’ve read /mnt isn’t directly used by iOS

iOS 9

[low mortar]

But evidently it is

I would suggest not

Because they’ve obviously come from somewhere

What’s in them

You can maybe trace back their origins

[proven moss]

S10e or 6s

[winter meadow]

Oh its a dummy folder lol

Empty

[chilly bear]

rootfs
userdata
ota update
secret 🤫

[slim nova]

ok

[winter meadow]

Prolly from coolbooter

[slim nova]

@teal bramble 6 mins, second mil

[chilly bear]

sorry i made that up

[winter meadow]

I’m not stupid

Well maybe sometimes

[chilly bear]

good boy

[thick tapir]

??? why are my parents buying ANOTHER truck

[proven moss]

How old are you

[teal bramble]

snow storm tomorrow

[thick tapir]

they already own 4 cars and only 3 of us in the household can drive

[teal bramble]

95% chance of precipitation

-5c

[thick tapir]

who

[teal bramble]

nvm

that is crazy

[trail isle]

-11

yeesh

[gilded rapids]

Lucky.

[trail isle]

no

[gilded rapids]

I want snow and cold weather

[trail isle]

it is too cold

i want it to be 22 degrees

[teal bramble]

germany likes shitting on the streets and makes it look genuinely ass

[gilded rapids]

What is this bullshit it’s winter

[trail isle]

i am jealous

[teal bramble]

like bro

why is there coal

[trail isle]

that range is mad

[teal bramble]

and its starting to melt aswell and its becoming disgusting

[glacial valve]

oh yall got the snow now

🧌

[teal bramble]

no we had it since like

[glacial valve]

yw

[teal bramble]

maybe a week

[teal bramble]

look at nl

mmao

lmao

[glacial valve]

Have you never been to ski ?

[teal bramble]

i have

but it started melting and it was a little sloppy

i wish to go again tho

[chilly bear]

@lunar nest u did this?

[teal bramble]

miss skiing a lot

[proven moss]

Fuckasss seller

[glacial valve]

the black is just the effect of asphalt

[proven moss]

I don't wanna drive to him

[lunar nest]

i-square-to-god

[teal bramble]

yes ik but its starting to melt n its sloppy

[glacial valve]

goyslop

[gilded rapids]

Idk when it snows in my city it looks nice lol

[glacial valve]

fr

I hope we go buy our new car in germany

autobahn™

[teal bramble]

see ur streets look fine

[teal bramble]

why

oh

it aint allat

they started putting 130 limits like everywhere now

unlimited isnt really common to find anymore

[gilded rapids]

yeah but this is also my state https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2022/01/27/i95-traffic-backup-winter-storm/

😭

Imagine being stuck in your car for 36 hours

[glacial valve]

wtf ???

[teal bramble]

where the weather service at

[glacial valve]

are you fr

[teal bramble]

yes

[thick tapir]

imagine having a motorcycle in this situation

[teal bramble]

its always been like this they just started to put more cuz of no grip

[gilded rapids]

Weather service was overwhelmed

[thick tapir]

130mph?

[glacial valve]

Yeah but it'll go back to normal in summer no ?

[gilded rapids]

and it came down quicker than expected

[glacial valve]

kmh

[teal bramble]

“germany”
“mph”

[thick tapir]

wtf

[glacial valve]

that's 100mph

[teal bramble]

ifur lucky maybe

[glacial valve]

around that

[thick tapir]

ts not 100 mph

[teal bramble]

its 80

[glacial valve]

idk we're maybe getting it before may

[thick tapir]

80mph is like nothing 😢

[glacial valve]

Lemme enjoy BAYERISCHE MOTOREN WERKE

[teal bramble]

just make sure the tires would be fine

[gilded rapids]

bc people drive like shit

https://www.wavy.com/news/local-news/york-county/photos-69-car-pileup-on-i-64-in-york-county/amp/

😭

[thick tapir]

mfer in the silver car just trying to fit in

[teal bramble]

if u drive like shit here ur either gonna get flashed by a bmw or honked at or get tailgated and get obligated to go faster

or they have full insurance and js crash into u

[thick tapir]

lowkey i was doing that yesterday ngl

[gilded rapids]

oh I know I used to drive my dads old series 5 bmw

[thick tapir]

some fucker was driving in the left lane alongside a car for fucking like 5 miles

[teal bramble]

you wouldnt survive driving in germany trust me

[gilded rapids]

lol

[thick tapir]

going 75 in a fucking 70

[teal bramble]

there are so many [CENSORED]s here its unbelievable

[chilly bear]

[thick tapir]

thats everywhere vro

[teal bramble]

shut up friend

[thick tapir]

but come on 5 miles riding alongside someone in the left lane

like how fucking stupid are you

2 miles of flashing him and a solid 30 seconds of honking and he finally got the message

[teal bramble]

why not just make multiple lanes

idk why america has 2 lanes despite its size

[thick tapir]

2 is multiple

its more than 1

[teal bramble]

2 + 1 emergency lane?

[gilded rapids]

Shoulder lane exists

[chilly bear]

ok sorry

[thick tapir]

wtf is an emergency lane

[chilly bear]

i made a mistake

[gilded rapids]

rural highways generally only have 2 lanes

[teal bramble]

the most right lane

[gilded rapids]

where u live we have around 3-5 lanes

[thick tapir]

arent 2 lanes technically 4 lanes

[chilly bear]

although it's technically only one lane in each direction

[thick tapir]

the shoulder?

[gilded rapids]

HOV/ express toll lane

[teal bramble]

yea

thats called an emergency lane

[thick tapir]

theres also a left side shoulder

[teal bramble]

❓

[teal bramble]

legit why

anything but 3+1

[thick tapir]

idfk

[teal bramble]

dumbass engineers

[winter meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1379884944905601054/1458762030042447934/Screenshot_20260108_041350_Gallery.jpg?ex=6960d182&is=695f8002&hm=f8dd84f5fc26d9dc3be9be5191f754b83275b5a36ca7b1c7f78f00b01c700141&

[teal bramble]

@glacial valve also if ur gonna buy a german car only buy in germany

i have a swag discount for volkswagen group cars cuz a relative of mine works at volkswagen

[thick tapir]

2 lanes should be enough

[teal bramble]

[thick tapir]

if people could drive normally

[teal bramble]

idk it just makes perfect sense to me to have 3+1

[thick tapir]

i feel like on the highways if everyone set cruise control to the speed they want, then passed people when they came up on them there would be no traffic

[gilded rapids]

2 lanes is not enough wtf

Unless it’s rural highway yeah sure

[chilly bear]

0.5 lanes

[thick tapir]

like i HATE mfers who's speed drops 5 mph on every hill

[teal bramble]

3rd lane for trucks/slow cars
2nd lane for mid-range cars & sometimes maybe trucks (where u usually chill)
1st lane for overtaking & speeding

[thick tapir]

then they start accelerating like hell going down the hill

[chilly bear]

why would you have a lane for speeding.

[gilded rapids]

2 lanes into any urban area sounds horrible 😭

[thick tapir]

we have that in the cities

[chilly bear]

that's illegal.

[thick tapir]

i just dont live in the city

[thick tapir]

city is usually 4 lanes + shoulder

[glacial valve]

my beloved

[thick tapir]

or sometimes 5

[teal bramble]

ts should be EVERYWHERE idk why its being differentiated

[gilded rapids]

@teal bramble see we have express toll lanes to ur left

[slim nova]

@chilly bear how did you make your pfp

how did you make a square png

[teal bramble]

pay to go on a road

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[thick tapir]

because rural highways usually have like 10% as many cars?

[teal bramble]

uhh so?

[chilly bear]

magic

[gilded rapids]

yeah it’s express toll roads 😭

[thick tapir]

less lanes needed

[chilly bear]

(procreate pocket)

[teal bramble]

unless u mean like

[proven moss]

Should I get a 6s plus instead

Or a s10e

[teal bramble]

highways inside of small cities and not connecting to a big highway

[glacial valve]

we're getting a bmw

[proven moss]

The fuckass seller won't ship it to me

[gilded rapids]

what

[teal bramble]

whixh

[glacial valve]

also pre owned

[gilded rapids]

there’s highways that go around cities

[glacial valve]

340i

G21

[teal bramble]

340i???

[thick tapir]

these highways

[teal bramble]

Cheapskate.

[teal bramble]

Ohhhhhh

[glacial valve]

yeah

[teal bramble]

yea we have basically the same thing

[glacial valve]

what's wrong

[glacial valve]

fym cheapskate

[gilded rapids]

I live so close to the interstate I still take it to work everyday

lol

[teal bramble]

Not even a m340i??

:/

[glacial valve]

the m is implied

[teal bramble]

oh

[thick tapir]

the nearest one that goes into the city is this clusterfuck

[glacial valve]

there's no 340i g21

only M340i

[teal bramble]

idk i dont like bmws they seem silly

audis have my heart lowkirkenuinely

[glacial valve]

@coarse ginkgo unleash the memes

[thick tapir]

i have a 328i 🥀

[glacial valve]

bought by the commies

lame

[coarse ginkgo]

shut the fuck up

[gilded rapids]

Wait wait I got you

Here you go bro @teal bramble

[thick tapir]

but imma crash it anyways so idc

[teal bramble]

do u guys not have cloverleaf highways

[teal bramble]

bro

💔

[gilded rapids]

It’s actually not as bad as it looks

[thick tapir]

yes except the highway doesnt go straight so its weirder

[winter meadow]

Wtf is this shit

[gilded rapids]

see

[teal bramble]

dude

[thick tapir]

the 121 gets forced into the 75

[teal bramble]

if ur gonna build highways atleast do it without ur brain in ur ass

[gilded rapids]

This used to my commute it’s not bad

lol

[glacial valve]

@teal bramble do yall have a rs5 or something to call m340i owners "cheapskate"

[thick tapir]

this angle 💀

[teal bramble]

this cant be this hard to build

[teal bramble]

No but were getting a s6 soon

[gilded rapids]

no bc it’s high speeds interstate

[glacial valve]

goyslop

[teal bramble]

How

[teal bramble]

put a speed limit..????

[thick tapir]

okay but with traffic ur never going above like 40 😭

[worthy garden]

hi

uwu

[teal bramble]

germany has high speeds everywhere yet when exiting u need to go 40 or else u’ll basically crash

[thick tapir]

wtf

no exiting at 70 mph?

[teal bramble]

no..???

[thick tapir]

wtf

[glacial valve]

audi

:/

[teal bramble]

i don’t think ive ever seen a exit that didnt limit u to 40/50 kmh

[teal bramble]

audis are good

not the fsi ones

[thick tapir]

you have to follow those?

[teal bramble]

yes

[glacial valve]

[thick tapir]

here we have speed warning signs

that are like suggestions

for how fast you should exit

[teal bramble]

if u dont follow them you crash

awww someone crashed now im in traffic

:/

[gilded rapids]

My state has mile markers which I learned not every state has them

[thick tapir]

just get good

[gilded rapids]

Like a mile marker 1 1/2

[thick tapir]

these signs

[teal bramble]

Yea lemme build a f1 car

cornering at 100 km/h

❤️

[thick tapir]

i saw a minimum speed limit sign the first time the other week 😭

genuinely weird shit

[teal bramble]

based

Im stuck in traffic now

grrrrr

[gilded rapids]

wtf

Why aren’t you using the train

or walking

stupid European

[teal bramble]

holy shit his entire car flipped

thank god hes safe

wtf

[teal bramble]

cuz i live in a rural area

and autobahns r fun to ride on

[gilded rapids]

damn that’s ur first thought
😭

I’m fucked living here

my first thought would be oooo what happened

[teal bramble]

i mean yea that was my first thought aswell but i care about peoples safety a lot

so

[glacial valve]

m340i my beloved

[teal bramble]

get a s6

[glacial valve]

goyslop

goyslop engine

[teal bramble]

m340i is goyslop

[teal bramble]

v6t isnt goyslop

bro wants i4 instead

💔

[gilded rapids]

one day I will own an S63 amg ):

🥀

[glacial valve]

b58 is I6

[teal bramble]

oh its i6

[bright iris]

Rate my microphone

[teal bramble]

ewww

even worse

[glacial valve]

no

I6 is the best engine layout

[thick tapir]

one day ill own a slr mclaren 🙏

[glacial valve]

lol

[teal bramble]

How

v shaped engines are the best

[thick tapir]

v6 >

[glacial valve]

not always

I'm not an engine expert, but the I6 layout makes it extra good

[teal bramble]

name me one scenario where v shaped engines are worse than inline other than reliability

😭

[slim nova]

WAHHAH

[glacial valve]

that also mean V12 is a better layout

[slim nova]

@teal bramble YOUR SERVER HOLY SHIT

[worthy garden]

hi

[slim nova]

6.78 M in 51Mins

wtf

[teal bramble]

it can be better than ts i cheaped out cuz idk how good olm
would be

[slim nova]

IDC

[green sequoia]

wrong opinion

[teal bramble]

i mean yeah

[green sequoia]

i6>>>>v6

[teal bramble]

v10 & v12s are nice

[thick tapir]

not really

[teal bramble]

Why

do u think this

[thick tapir]

i dont fw anything over a v8

[glacial valve]

rt

[slim nova]

bro doubting olm

:/

[teal bramble]

Sory

[thick tapir]

false

[glacial valve]

An I6 has perfect primary and secondary balance, so piston forces cancel out in both directions over each revolution, which greatly reduces vibration compared with I4, V6, or V8 layouts

[green sequoia]

the i6 is just perfectly balanced and more reliable as a cylinder setup

[slim nova]

ngl its SHIT

[glacial valve]

rt

this

basically the secondary and primary forces of the engine are perfectly balanced

[teal bramble]

just get a v12
you wont experience any vibration at all there

[thick tapir]

v6 sounds better, v6 can rev higher so more power

[teal bramble]

[green sequoia]

you can not beat an aspirated i6

[thick tapir]

i6 lame asf

[slim nova]

i9

[thick tapir]

plus inline lowkey looks ugly

i dont wanna see that shit

[glacial valve]

There's also that you have only one cylinder head

[green sequoia]

v6 is lame when a v8 exists

[slim nova]

oh wait its engines

😭

[teal bramble]

Ya

[glacial valve]

1 cylinder head = less trouble = more reliability

[slim nova]

alr imma head my self out

[green sequoia]

this guy gets it

[glacial valve]

and you only have 2 camshafts

good luck with a v shape engine

imagine having 4 camshafts

[teal bramble]

also bmws are rwd

good luck in the winter

[thick tapir]

xdrive

[glacial valve]

me when xdrive

[teal bramble]

xdrive sucks ass

[glacial valve]

also that's false

[teal bramble]

compared to quattro its ass

[thick tapir]

???

[proven moss]

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND I WANT A 6S RN

[teal bramble]

Hello read

[proven moss]

128gb model*

[thick tapir]

actually i agree xdrive is kinda shit

[teal bramble]

!t read Plz

[fervent dove]

read

Did you even read the message?

Added by sahmoee | Used 275 times · Mar 5, 2025, 6:17 PM

[glacial valve]

You are ignorant @teal bramble.

[thick tapir]

ill start spinning and the car will fucking try and fight with me

[teal bramble]

bmw engineers are ignorant

[worthy garden]

ou are ignorant @acatto.

[glacial valve]

Only M cars are RWD anymore

[thick tapir]

genuinely how do you correct a slide in an awd car 😭

[glacial valve]

also only the first gen of audi quattro was good

now it's goyslop

[teal bramble]

pray

[thick tapir]

real asf

[glacial valve]

imagine having like 4 clutches for "awd"

[teal bramble]

its better than any awd any german engineer will ever make

😭😭

[thick tapir]

like im ngl ive kinda got it down with practice but i dont understand wtf im doing

[glacial valve]

❌

[thick tapir]

like in a rwd car i know what im doing

[teal bramble]

how do u slide in an awd car with tc is the better question btw

[thick tapir]

🤫

[teal bramble]

then what do u think is better

[green sequoia]

winter here gets down to 5c so no worries

[chilly bear]

like the iPhone ?

[green sequoia]

what

[thick tapir]

hella speed then whip the wheel

[teal bramble]

hot take

abs & tc are the best things to be ever put in a car

[glacial valve]

i forgot the video about how they work

so I dr

[teal bramble]

Sob

[thick tapir]

tc pisses me off

[glacial valve]

fuck tc

[thick tapir]

i cant disable it cuz low tires

[glacial valve]

abs tho is a saviour

[teal bramble]

why

[glacial valve]

me when ice

[chilly bear]

https://appledb.dev/device/iPhone-5c.html

[teal bramble]

do u think this

[worthy garden]

yes

[teal bramble]

the other 3 wheels correct it

[thick tapir]

not even low its just my tpms sensor is in my glovebox cuz dumbass tireshop forgot

[glacial valve]

Yeah i'd love to know how you correct traction with all 4 wheels on ice

[green sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-meme-meme-meme-cat-gif-14470917232397934693

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-gestapo-icegestapo-gestapoice-ice-gestapo-gif-9057025408676129472

[teal bramble]

start praying

[glacial valve]

traction is a lie invented to sell more tc

[chilly bear]

where's the next cat

the one that's passed out

[green sequoia]

what

[teal bramble]

Fr

made by the people of aaron

[green sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tweak-gif-14491782401479632016

[glacial valve]

yes

[teal bramble]

fr coal high definition

[glacial valve]

just learn load transfer

and you don't need tc

= more shekels in your bank account

= less shekels for aaron people

[teal bramble]

just close ur eyes and pray

dont even trip

@glacial valve manual or automatic

or semi automatic

(padels)

[glacial valve]

that's automatic btw

Idk

[slim nova]

acato

[glacial valve]

I love both

[teal bramble]

i mean yeah but u control it

[teal bramble]

yes

[slim nova]

if olm2b becomes awesome af, will you consider adding it to void 🔥 as a joke option

[glacial valve]

ZF 8HP all day on any recent car

manual on any older cars

[teal bramble]

if u host it sure

[slim nova]

alr bet

[chilly bear]

@ruby copper you

[teal bramble]

i guess bruh

[green sequoia]

i'd buy a golf 1.4 tsi 2015 with a 6 speed manual

[glacial valve]

yeah too

I meant fast cars

[narrow crown]

hilarious

[green sequoia]

fuel efficient when you need it to be but also fast

[glacial valve]

160hp+

[proven moss]

Guys

[ruby copper]

he got jump scared

[teal bramble]

i’d buy a s6

[glacial valve]

(broke)

[green sequoia]

s6 avant is a dream car

[teal bramble]

they’re just like an a6 but a better engine & features ig

[teal bramble]

yeah

[glacial valve]

I'm tryna cop 318d e46

[proven moss]

I just found the credentials for my little brothers iPad but he forgot the passcode

What do I do

[teal bramble]

but i get 30% discount on any vw ag car

[proven moss]

Apple id credentials

[chilly bear]

erase it remotely !!

[teal bramble]

its the shalom method @glacial valve

its funny

[green sequoia]

the 2010 has a v10 so can't beat that

[proven moss]

He doesn't want to

[ruby copper]

which SoC

[chilly bear]

you can't get back in.

[glacial valve]

M5 e60 pre lci:

[proven moss]

IPad 2019 I think

[ruby copper]

oh boring then

Well

[proven moss]

Fr?

[ruby copper]

If it's the A10 one, you can patch sepfw and brute force the password

[proven moss]

Damn

[teal bramble]

i guess

[ruby copper]

only takes either 10000 or 10000000 attempts

[glacial valve]

(haxx.txt)

[ruby copper]

Unless he got a schizo style pass

[chilly bear]

isn't that illegal?

[proven moss]

He forgot the number combination

[ruby copper]

Not if you own the device

[chilly bear]

32 char alphanumeric code

[proven moss]

Are you sure there is no way to access it using apple id

[chilly bear]

ok i own the device give it to me

[proven moss]

Wat about uhmmm

[ruby copper]

No your apple id cannot unlock a locally stored password

[green sequoia]

the audi v10 sounds better imo

[proven moss]

Content backed to iclpud

[glacial valve]

S85 my beloved

[chilly bear]

jk i don't have a usb A cable

[ruby copper]

Probably encrypted with the password as well

[teal bramble]

@glacial valve no overtaking
snow warning
100 km/h speed limit
speed camera ahead
🫩

hlep

this sucks

[green sequoia]

wow what

[glacial valve]

no overtaking
my I present you the bmw driver

[narrow crown]

no he left because he was gay

dumbass

[teal bramble]

may i present you the palantir drones

[glacial valve]

🧌

gm nooka

[teal bramble]

Hi nooka

[crisp saffron]

@low mortar enjoy ur emergency alert

[teal bramble]

what happened

snow storm?

[low mortar]

Dude

We literally just got an email from uni saying

[narrow crown]

whats the emergency

[low mortar]

“Please go home”

[crisp saffron]

wind alert

[teal bramble]

😭😭😭

[ruby copper]

tornado

[teal bramble]

how bad

[low mortar]

“Extraordinary wind alert”

[ruby copper]

🌪️

[low mortar]

Gusts of 80-100mph

[teal bramble]

Show plz?

[teal bramble]

what the fuck

[glacial valve]

there's 10bft in the north of france

[ruby copper]

damn

[teal bramble]

please go home

[crisp saffron]

Enough for an emergency slert

alert

[teal bramble]

stay safe twin

[low mortar]

We’ve had moderate alerts every day

But this is the first emergency alert

[glacial valve]

12bft

[low mortar]

My phone hasn’t buzzed

[crisp saffron]

we had one last year

december 2024

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-foo-fighters-wape-run-fire-breath-gif-17503548

[low mortar]

Literally the first I heard of it was the uni emailing go home

[ruby copper]

we had an emergency alert on the 1st of january 2026 at 00:30 am

[teal bramble]

oh a eas got issued for me aswell

[ruby copper]

in the netherlands

[teal bramble]

yeah

overwhelmed

[ruby copper]

fr

[crisp saffron]

i think they’re quite delayed for weather warnings

[green sequoia]

i had like 3 extreme warnings this year already

south brazil

[ruby copper]

Storm Goretti

[crisp saffron]

oh yeah it’ll be 4pm

[ruby copper]

He sounds like the type of guy that could make great pasta

Unfortunately he's a storm

[low mortar]

I’m gonna shit my pants when it does come

[teal bramble]

i gotta get home faster now

:/

[low mortar]

Cause I’ll completely forget

[crisp saffron]

remember volume button mutes it.

[teal bramble]

ill remind u twin

[glacial valve]

@low mortar gm

[teal bramble]

also they’ll prob issue another one during it

if its really bad

[low mortar]

I know this

[teal bramble]

maybe sirens too

[gilded rapids]

ask ai

[teal bramble]

i think

[low mortar]

It’s just that

It’s gonna hit me out of no where

[teal bramble]

chatgippity what does thismean

[low mortar]

I’m gonna be chilling on my work and then boom

Or it won’t work

That would be funny

[crisp saffron]

don’t forget if you have 2 sims it’ll happen twice

[glacial valve]

@ruby copper we know you can't do math 🙄

[gilded rapids]

Lemme ask it lmao

[low mortar]

Oh god

Dude I’m surrounded by dev phones with sims

[crisp saffron]

ahahahahaha

[low mortar]

[glacial valve]

CC. @terse dome @jagged turret

[crisp saffron]

turn the notifications off while you still can

[green sequoia]

drunk german

[low mortar]

I actually considered going to uni today too

That would have been funny

[low mortar]

Getting slapped in the face by a fence post on my walk home

[teal bramble]

Ritual

[terse dome]

these are kind of just annoying and/or tedious

[glacial valve]

yes but I have an exam tomorrow

:/

[terse dome]

good luck and thank god its not me

[glacial valve]

there's only 2 integrals

but it's gonna be badf

[proven moss]

I logged in to icloud

[glacial valve]

they're gonna pull something ugly

[proven moss]

Im downloading the pocs

Pocs

Pics

[terse dome]

just know all the techniques

ez

[glacial valve]

e^arctan(x)/sin(x)

something like that

i'd rope

[ruby copper]

Yes but icloud device backups, among other data, are encrypted with the device passcode

Or well, a device passcode

I never know which one it picks it just asks me to type one in whenever I sign in

Sometimes its my mac sometimes its my phone

[glacial valve]

just like your on device data

[terse dome]

looks ugly

[ruby copper]

Yes that is obvious

[proven moss]

Im using a browser on pc

Im downloading the pics

[ruby copper]

Yes

[glacial valve]

windows storing bitlocker key in tpm module:

[ruby copper]

But

Your icloud pics are in the cloud anyway

[terse dome]

i wonder if you can u = arctan(x), x = tan(u) = sin(u)/cos(u) and do some shit

[ruby copper]

idk why u would download them

the ones you can access through the browser are already in the cloud

[proven moss]

Because he doesn't know the passcode

[ruby copper]

?

[glacial valve]

probably I made that up

[proven moss]

Oh wait

[crisp saffron]

when it asks for a random hackintosh password from 7 years ago

[glacial valve]

I don't think I can solve it

@stark spruce

[teal bramble]

Fr

[glacial valve]

gm

[proven moss]

I just wanted to check if they were backed p

Up

[glacial valve]

how do you solve that

[sturdy wing]

Hello chat

[ruby copper]

fr

[terse dome]

yall have red warnings alr?

damn

[narrow crown]

hello letterbomb

[terse dome]

the most in the country is orange

[teal bramble]

tomorrow’s gonna be crazy

[sturdy wing]

im new here, just jailbroken lil damaged iphone se 1 gen

[teal bramble]

yes

[terse dome]

im already trying not to slip and die on my bike

[teal bramble]

then dont bike

also isnt NS cancelling like 90% of their trains cuz of snowstorm & stuff

[terse dome]

@ruby copper
N - Deutsche
S - Bahn

[teal bramble]

😭

[terse dome]

thats like saying dont breathe to dutch people

[ruby copper]

Thanks now I'm manually breathing

[teal bramble]

ns has been pretty awesome for me while i was in the netherlands

[ruby copper]

And now you all are as well

[terse dome]

yes and it was recovering today

[teal bramble]

dont tweak

[terse dome]

its going to get fucked again tmr

[teal bramble]

this weather shit is so interesting i should be a meteorologist

❤️

[terse dome]

ive had this happen so many times i can always revert back to automatic

[terse dome]

become meteorologist in japan

ull always have shit to do

[ruby copper]

Yes but it takes a bit

once you forget that you're supposed to be breathing it'll switch back

[teal bramble]

I guess bruh

@ruby copper dont bike

[ruby copper]

I didn't

That's why I'm home today

[teal bramble]

good boy

sorry

[teal bramble]

online school?

[ruby copper]

No way I'm cycling 20km through like 10cm snow

[terse dome]

?

[ruby copper]

No I just whatsapped one of my teachers and he sent me a list of shit I would do

And I did most of it

[terse dome]

why are you connected with your teachers through whatsapp

i could never

[teal bramble]

oh

ok

why do u have personal contacts with ur teacher

its illegal here

[ruby copper]

It's his work phone

[glacial valve]

so what

[teal bramble]

😭

[desert cairn]

anti car mfs be like "Blasphemy!"

[ruby copper]

This is really normal here idk man

Everyone I know has their mentor on whatsapp

[terse dome]

the only people like that that im connected here are TAs

[teal bramble]

its illegal to have ur teachers contact here

[desert cairn]

french guy discovers academic and work communication

[teal bramble]

its stupid

[glacial valve]

me when mails

me when teams

[teal bramble]

emailing is the only form of communication

[glacial valve]

fr

[ruby copper]

well this is boring cuz its way slower

[narrow crown]

yeah man i usually just email my prof

[teal bramble]

yeah

[ruby copper]

it may not be actually slower but it feels slower

[narrow crown]

feels weird to text them. i dont have teacher numbers anyway

[glacial valve]

a mail takes about the same time to arrive as a whatsapp mesage

[terse dome]

and proceed to wait 7 full business days for a response

!

[ruby copper]

Yes but it takes longer for them to respond

Way longer

And no read receipts

[teal bramble]

yes but when texting u expect a rapid response, emails can be left on seen for 2 days

[glacial valve]

you can disable them

[terse dome]

thats kind of the point people have lives

[crisp saffron]

mail can go through a bunch of antispam filters first

it might take minutes before it actually arrives

[ruby copper]

I mean, I only have my teachers work phone number

And he only has that number during work hours

[glacial valve]

🙄

[ruby copper]

So you know

[desert cairn]

goddd i hate waiting like 3 days for a response from a prof because online professors are genuinely useless and dont do their job

[glacial valve]

anyways

[ruby copper]

Not during a time he has a life

[glacial valve]

I need to do

INTEGRALS

[teal bramble]

+1

[teal bramble]

voidchat help me

[terse dome]

compute the antiderivative of e^(-x^2)

[glacial valve]

no

[terse dome]

!

[teal bramble]

:/

[desert cairn]

online professors is one of those jobs that i 100% advocate for replacing with AI

useless people

[glacial valve]

Ah yes I love gauss integral

[proven moss]

I'm gonna wipe it now

@ruby copper

[trail isle]

sounds strange out of context

[proven moss]

He dropped it the same day we fixed it

[terse dome]

no the gaussian integral has bounds

this is an antiderivative

!

[proven moss]

Replaced the screen I mean

[glacial valve]

[gilded rapids]

I’m gonna ask ai what fr mean

Well the emote

[glacial valve]

for real

[gilded rapids]

no no I know what it means

[desert cairn]

10/10 image

[gilded rapids]

but does ai know the emote

[teal bramble]

fr

[proven moss]

Is it worth repairing

[terse dome]

punchable

[gilded rapids]

What even bro 😔

[proven moss]

Lol

Wtf

[teal bramble]

my geography teacher is genuinely stuck in the 90s she gave us 20 pages of shit we have to learn for the exam and she didnt go into detail and she now wonders why everybody failed

[narrow crown]

it kind of got fr right

[terse dome]

LMAO okay this one is pure vibes, not logic.

[proven moss]

wut-ze-fuk

[glacial valve]

ask her about yougoslavia

[proven moss]

Lmao

[teal bramble]

probably will think its still there shes legit half dead

i hateher so much

[desert cairn]

@teal bramble its not on fireworks btw

[glacial valve]

help

i forgot how to compute integral of u ^x

i'm so cooked

[trail isle]

hi

[narrow crown]

hi kate!

[trail isle]

guess what

[narrow crown]

what

[chilly bear]

it got half of fr right

[trail isle]

i am now on estrogen

[gilded rapids]

ok I sent chatgpt this @teal bramble and asked what can you gather about this user

[chilly bear]

i think

[narrow crown]

OMG CONGRATS

[narrow crown]

get estrogenized

omg

hype

[trail isle]

injection was actually so easy

[ruby copper]

self injection?

[stark spruce]

what

[trail isle]

yes

[ruby copper]

with a needle?

[narrow crown]

my friend is a wimp he always has someone else do his injections

[trail isle]

yes

[ruby copper]

Wow

I could never

[glacial valve]

how do you compute the integral of e^arctan(x)/sin(x)

[ruby copper]

I legit fainted last time I did blood tests

Congrats tho

[desert cairn]

how

[trail isle]

it was super ez

[narrow crown]

the pink needle is eating

[trail isle]

fr

[raven pine]

did they remove the liquid warning on ios 26

[gilded rapids]

I still don’t know what my blood type is

😩

[trail isle]

crazy

[raven pine]

i just dropped my phone in snow and theres no warning

[trail isle]

neither

[sour canyon]

the fortune teller method (be so vague that you can't possibly be wrong)

[trail isle]

no idea

[trail isle]

fr

[narrow crown]

ive gotten really good at needles. when i get my blood drawn i like to watch them do it and watch the blood come out

[trail isle]

ok that’s just psycho

[gilded rapids]

I think my blood type is B+

[sour canyon]

Next time i should ask them if i can keep some of the blood

[narrow crown]

fr i would like a little doggy bag

[trail isle]

for what

[narrow crown]

mix it in with some paint and do some wild crazy multimedia

[sour canyon]

fun

[trail isle]

[narrow crown]

yall haters. blood is really cool

[trail isle]

only when it is within my body

[trail isle]

sus

[ruby copper]

nose bleed blood is not pure blood :/

[trail isle]

blood snot trail mix

[ruby copper]

ew

[trail isle]

yeah idk why i said that im ngl

[gilded rapids]

what the fuck is this abomination

[sour canyon]

glaze

[gilded rapids]

not even America 🥀

[trail isle]

bagel burger

[abstract tundra]

How do you bleed so much

[green sequoia]

it is that

[green sequoia]

have you never had a nose bleed

it can last like 30 mins of just running blood

[abstract tundra]

Yea but i never bled so much

[trail isle]

why is like

no

one

on mc

[green sequoia]

i have

[trail isle]

im bored

[desert cairn]

because its a vanilla server theres nothing to do on it

[abstract tundra]

Mine was only like 2 mins or smth

[green sequoia]

i used to have them like every week or so, now they seem to have stopped

[abstract tundra]

Wow ok

[slim nova]

ok

[sour canyon]

crystal pvp

[trail isle]

pvp is off

[chilly bear]

crystal pvp

[sour canyon]

does that stop crystal damage

[chilly bear]

explosion of crystal

[trail isle]

good point

[proven moss]

I'm begging the seller to ship me the iPhone 6

Im gonna highball him

6s*

[chilly bear]

guys

i have bad news

kate died due to accidental overdose on estrogen

[trail isle]

❌

0.1ml

[proven moss]

Bussy

[trail isle]

i will die to air bubble

[sour canyon]

self-administering anything with needles sounds like it would freak me out

maybe i would just pretend like i'm that one vaporeon who was addicted to drugs

[low mortar]

Same tbh

I should probably go back to shits cause I still got a third of a vial to get through

[trail isle]

nah there was not air bubble in syringe

i am

not

cooked

(probably)

[green sequoia]

im gonna start using a xs in a few days

[low mortar]

It would have ti be a lot to kill you anyway

Like

A LOT

[green sequoia]

wow nice gif

[trail isle]

fuck i didnt have time to save the gif

[trail isle]

thats like

months

[low mortar]

Air bubbles is much of a bigger issue in tv than it is in real life

[low mortar]

No it would have to be in one go

[trail isle]

yes

[sour canyon]

<@&355174844205367317> 1182142358863745069 has been posting nsfw gifs and quickly deleting

[trail isle]

wdym

[low mortar]

Your body can get rid of it super quickly

Plus

You’re not injecting it into a vein

You’re injecting it into fat

Which couldn’t give a fuck

[trail isle]

✅

[low mortar]

Worst case scenario an air bubble means a lower dose

[rich dune]

Jesus fucking Christ I only opened ds

[trail isle]

hi

[rich dune]

hihi

[chilly bear]

https://tenor.com/view/jinny-jinnytty-science-lights-gif-20597924

[low mortar]

Knowing is not helpful in any way

There is nothing you can do with that knowledge

[trail isle]

you can know

[low mortar]

And do what with it

[trail isle]

know

[chilly bear]

you can flex ur blood type on other people

[low mortar]

Ok, cool, watch

[chilly bear]

i have better blood than u

[low mortar]

I’m A-

[trail isle]

yeah bro im rh null

[low mortar]

I have a rarer blood type than you. It’s harder for me to get a blood transfusion

[trail isle]

null reference

[low mortar]

What a flex

[trail isle]

[vocal plinth]

eugenics motherfuckers be like

[low mortar]

IIRC 6% of people in the UK are A-

[rich dune]

https://x.com/1247Kuroinu/status/2004879694068662422

ふゆうꪔ̤ (@1247Kuroinu)

#鏡音誕生祭2025

リンちゃん！

X · Dec 27, 2025, 11:39 AM

[chilly bear]

null mentioned!!

[trail isle]

still waiting for .socks tld

icann get on this

[low mortar]

Knowing your blood type is mostly irrelevant though

It will never be useful

If you ever donate they test it every time
If you ever need a transfusion they type you every time

Both times they assume you’re wrong

[sour canyon]

consider the following: it's fun

[gilded rapids]

A+ and O+ are like the most popular I think

idk

[trail isle]

POPULAR

😭

[half compass]

im ab+

[gilded rapids]

popular in the population

[low mortar]

The only interesting thing to come out if it is if you have certain blood types you’re more susceptible to certain diseases

And mosquitos favour certain types

[crisp saffron]

Clearly they favour mine

[half compass]

i think ab+ is susceptible to clotting disorders

[sour canyon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_type_personality_theory

[low mortar]

people with type A blood are friendly and kind but also obsessive and anxious
Well.

[chilly bear]

it's ok, you can have some of mine

[low mortar]

I’m A-

[gilded rapids]

😭

[chilly bear]

im C^ (new class)

[low mortar]

!

That’d be a fun new way to die

[sour canyon]

It is common among anime and manga authors to mention their characters' blood types and to give their characters blood types to match their personalities.[44] Some video game characters also have known blood types. Some video game series also have blood type as a customisable option in their creation modes.[44]

[chilly bear]

you would be ab+

smh my head

[vocal plinth]

oh no not cube posting

[gilded rapids]

I’m B+ think

[half compass]

cubeposting

thank you

now i have a new word in my vocabulary

[sour canyon]

😭

[teal bramble]

44 like lewis hamilton

[gilded rapids]

I think my AirPods are gone forever

[sour canyon]

the wikipedia citation box

[worthy garden]

i stole tjem

[gilded rapids]

I knew that cleaner I had stole them while i was in Greece

[low mortar]

@crisp saffron no emergency alert:(

[teal bramble]

Dawg

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[teal bramble]

atleast u know

what are the winds like

[gilded rapids]

that mf cleaner lied and said he didn’t have it

when he clearly did 🥀

[low mortar]

I kinda knew anyway

I’ve been listening to it all day

[hexed lily]

Was this handled?

[teal bramble]

why cuz its crazy out?

[sour canyon]

handled by nooka

[low mortar]

I live in an attic room

[teal bramble]

nooker

[low mortar]

So I hear the wind

It just sounds loud

And there’s lots of rain

[gilded rapids]

asmr

[low mortar]

Lmao

[gilded rapids]

Free

[low mortar]

I’m very much expecting my internet to die soon

Because of course

The windows in my room don’t fully seal from the window which sucks

There is a draft in my room

[chilly bear]

which blood type tastes the best

[untold helm]

Try and see

[low mortar]

Maybe don’t do that

[trail isle]

https://tenor.com/view/uranium-eating-uranium-cat-cat-eating-silly-cat-gif-6869812254113746616

[crisp saffron]

Please don’t use the hard r

[teal bramble]

sorry

[low mortar]

What a time

[trail isle]

windy